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(00:00):
Hello, Killing Nash, Good Mornings, Tomorrow Show Today, Thank God,
Tomorrow's frid Day and we're kicking offDecember. Brother, you got any Christmas
plans lined up for the weekend?Well, I got it. My first
official Christmas party tomorrow night. Okay, so I guess it begins. Sure.
I think Saturday we're doing something.I don't think it's a party.
(00:22):
I think we're going to like goright around and look at Christmas lights.
It'll be fun. You might havesome candy canes. And now we have
a you know, as Americans liketo fight with each other, we're now
fighting over the proper way to eata candy cane. Oh. I can
hardly wait to hear what the Internetsays I should have been doing all these
years. Well, fifty four percentof Americans, so it is. The
(00:42):
majority, says you're supposed to holdit by the curve. Okay, I
did, eat it at the bottomand work your way up. Okay.
Twenty eight percent say you're supposed tohold it at the bottom and eat the
top first, the hook to eatthe hook first, and eighteen percent say
you're supposed to break it into piecesand eat it that way. Break it
(01:04):
into pieces, yeah, smash itup and then eat it. I guess
I've never heard of that. Well, that's weird, and I loves are
doing it now. The question isdo you have to lick it? Or
can I bite it? Is thatpart of the great debate over there because
I like to bite them. Itdoes not say anything about chewing or licking,
but it does talk about and youand I talked about this briefly off
(01:26):
air. It's a seventy three percentprefer the classic peppermint candy cane. And
honestly, I didn't know there wasany other flavors. So I know that
at the bank sometimes, you knowthey hand out candy canes at the bank.
What other flavors do they have besidespeppermint? I think, well they
have candy canes are different colors.I think the different colors are different flavors.
(01:48):
I know sometimes that's the way thecase is, because I got one
when time was like a blue andit says like blueberries or like it was
like, what was it like aspearmint not a peppermint. I don't know.
If it's not peppermint, it's probablygonna throw me off. I would
be shocked. I just if it'sin that shape. It's peppermint. In
my opinion, that's all I've everknown, But twenty seven percent of Americans
(02:10):
prefer other flavors. It's kind oflike when you get a cream soda and
it pours clear, right, Oh, but it could be all kind of
different flavors. But your brain playsa trick on you because it's clear.
You think it's gonna be like asprite or ginger ale or something exactly and
not. No, I hate itwhen that happened, Like, this is
(02:32):
messing with me. Don't mess withme. I just want to enjoy your
drink. Well tell maybe you'll tellus what your favorite Okay, the flavors
are, or how do you eatit? You know, it's like,
do you eat it differently than therest of us? How many licks does
it take to get to the centerof Was it a blowpop? That was
the thing, you know when youhad them back in the day when you
were a kid and your mom monitored, and how much candy you're eating.
(02:53):
You lick it. You wouldn't biteit because it had to last a long
time. And you get a pointon that thing like a pencil. Oh
yeah, it becomes like a shank, Yes, thank you to that.
So we got a Morning Russell regularwho's got a challenge. A couple of
months ago, apparently she was beingnice to one of her friends, and
(03:13):
now the friend has been going througha rough time recently divorced. Things are
challenging, all right, And shesaid, I need some help finding a
babysitter. Can you tell me whoyou use? And she says, normally
I wouldn't share that information, butshe did for her, And now the
(03:34):
babysitter is apparently booked over there allthe time. Uh huh. And she's
like, that's this is a majorpoint of frustration. This is by moms.
Don't share babysitter names. So howdo I get my babysitter back?
Good luck? How do you doit? Good luck? That's your advice?
Good luck? Yeah, because she'salready she already knows. Now I
got to pay her more because Iwant to keep her. So the price
(03:57):
is one up to you gave yourselfa price increase on your own babysitter and
you can't even get it back onthe books anymore because she's busy for your
friend. And now begins the holidayseason. A babysitters are at a premium.
And once the single mother finds outthat you have stolen her back for
anyway, it doesn't matter if youdid it through money or whatever. Isn't
she going to say, well,you're married, Like, why would you
(04:21):
steal the babysit? I need thebabysitter to go to work. You just
needed them for fun or not evenfor work, Like I have a Christmas
party when I'm supposed to meet thisguy. This girl at the office says,
it is perfect for me, andyou're gonna I can't go if I
don't want to have a baby.Now you're destroying that. So you can
what have your date night? You'vealready got your little perfect life. Yeah,
(04:43):
this is babysitter prime time season.There are only so many babysitters in
the world. Has the Attorney Generalput out a thing about the babysitters can't
price gouge during this season? Youknow, I think that's Listen, I
don't I believe that the Attorney Generalkind of crouch into the babysitter price wars
because it's free enterprise, it's flyingdemand. Well, they said the same
(05:08):
thing though during hurricanes. That's thewater and the gasoline was needed. I
never minded to pay more for thebabysitter on the holidays, because, trust
me, the Attorney General will getinvolved that they find out you're just locking
your kid in the closet. Howmuch? What is the most anyone's ever
paid, like for a babysitter?Maybe that'll be a question. Oh,
(05:28):
I think of the height where backin the day, because they're no,
might this have been a decade ago? It's been longer a decade ago.
Back in the day, there wasone night I paid fifteen bucks an hour,
and it doesn't seem like that.Yeah, well, in today's dollars,
in this economy, yeah, itwould have been. I'm paying like
thirty bucks an hour. I wonder, like, and do baby, who
(05:49):
is the like? Right now,you're a grown person, But when you
were a teenager, did you shrewdlynegotiate? Oh? This is good?
Did you? Did you? Whatwith the tricks? Remember and planes,
trains and automobiles? When the guy, when Steve Martin says, come on,
man, just let me have thatcab. I need to get to
the airport. And the guy's like, for one hundred dollars, And he
(06:11):
said what one hundred dollars? Andthen he says supplying the man, and
the guy was like fine, andhe pulls out the money, goes,
well, man, he'd pay ahundred, would certainly pay one hundred and
fifties. So are you a negotiatorlike that? Were you like, it's
New Year's Eve? I mean NewYear's Eve. That's two hundred dollars if
(06:32):
you need me, I mean there'sa bunch of places and want me.
You remember back in the day whenwe would host New Year's Eve parties for
the radio stations. Remember how muchwe charged per hour to host those events.
Well, I had a it wasstupid money. Yeah, they paid
us. Yeah, those were thegood old days. We don't do that
anymore, but I had to.I was paying the babysitter thirty bucks an
hour. Come on another Uh,this is also a parenting question. We're
(06:56):
gonna have two parenting questions tomorrow,I guess as well. So we have
a survey that has been done andit's now got the results on the Morning
Rest blog at ninety seven five tobcs dot com regarding children under the age
of eight, and a survey oftwo thousand parents find that kids ask on
(07:16):
average eleven questions a day of theirparents. On average, you get eleven
questions. On average, Mom anddad can answer roughly forty six percent of
those questions. Of what the questionsthey ask, less than half you can't
give a correct answer for, well, we don't know. If I asked
(07:40):
you, like one of these questions, why is the sky so high?
Oh? Gotcha? That question isso out of the realm of like how
your brain works as an adult.You're like, because it is. I
mean, it's part of the universe. It just goes on forever, and
then we have clouds, and thenwe have atmospheric pressure and all. But
(08:01):
you're five, so you don't understandatmospheric pressures and things like that. So
you just why is the sky sohigh? I don't know. It goes
to God. I don't know whatto say, why, you know.
So we have a commercial that werun a PSA and the guy singing the
questions. I don't know if you'veheard this one, but he's like,
why is the sky blue? Whyis their air? Yeah? Those are
(08:28):
questions, and he's like, youknow, but science knows or whatever.
I'm like, I don't why istheir air? I don't know how to
answer that. Another one of thequestions that we're listed here, how do
fish keep their eyes open in dirtywater? I don't. I don't know
that because they're designed to be inthe water. I don't know tell two
sets of violids like crocodiles, butthey do keep their eyes open all the
(08:54):
time. So what is thet aboutquestion? I'm thinking about questions? I
think it was Lee asked Lee andJohn probably asked more questions. I have
to think about some of the onesthey asked me. Okay, I got
it, I like it, andI'm sure. I'm sure I was less
than forty two percent correct on myanswers. I was why is this guy
(09:16):
so high? Well, a longtime ago, it wasn't that high.
Oh, so you started making crowd. I just make it up because you
can't say I don't know it.A long time ago it wasn't this high.
But people were hitting their heads onclouds and stuff, so they pushed
it up higher. That way youdon't hit your head. So there was
like a petition that we had tosign. Yeah, okay, that's a
great thing about a kid. Theysay, down your dad, right,
(09:39):
you know, you know dad's nota lot of me. Oh, but
if you give them wrong information,then they spread it. You're an idiot
because my dad told me that therewas a petition signed to get the sky
raised. Your dad's a moron.What are you talking about? That's good
anyway. So told's try to findout something tougher question. Maybe we can
(10:01):
help each other answer some of thesetough questions that the little kids are asking.
If you get a questions that yourkid asked, we definitely want to
hear it, especially if you havehad the BS and answer. Let me
all right, so what's going onin your neighborhood we should be talking about?
You know, how to get intouch with us by email us Rush
at ninety seven five, w coosdot com or it's Nash at ninety seven
five. Do but you see usdot com or social media or whatever.
(10:24):
Tomorrow we start back button talking.Yeah, hit the talkback button. We
want to talk that back. Youcould use that when you're listening to us
on the iHeart app. By theway, if you're listening right now,
you get a chance to win.You'll hear this only if you're listening on
the app. A chance to wina trip to Vegas for you and a
friend to go see Landy Wilson.She's going to be setting up a beautiful
Country's cool again. To her,I said, Vegas. I think correct.
This one's going to be in Nashville. We always have special contest thanks
(10:48):
to Live Nation. This one inparticular, you'll be going to Nashville.
Uh. But we always have conteststhat play on our app that are different
from the contest you may hear onthe air. I'd rather go to Nashville
than Vegas. Any I would togo to Vegas, don't they do?
They still call it in nash Vegas. Uh? Yes, most parts are
so. And the other thing istomorrow gets your last chance to win your
(11:09):
tickets before you can buy them,because Dylan Scott tickets going zale tomorrow morning
at ten o'clock and you can winthose in the contest pace right now at
ninety seven to five ws dot com. Nice done, Okay tomorrow, Thank
god it's Friday in the morning.Rush
Hello, Killing Nash, Good Mornings, Tomorrow Show Today, Thank God,
Tomorrow's frid Day and we're kicking offDecember. Brother, you got any Christmas
plans lined up for the weekend?Well, I got it. My first
official Christmas party tomorrow night. Okay, so I guess it begins. Sure.
I think Saturday we're doing something.I don't think it's a party.
(00:22):
I think we're going to like goright around and look at Christmas lights.
It'll be fun. You might havesome candy canes. And now we have
a you know, as Americans liketo fight with each other, we're now
fighting over the proper way to eata candy cane. Oh. I can
hardly wait to hear what the Internetsays I should have been doing all these
years. Well, fifty four percentof Americans, so it is. The
(00:42):
majority, says you're supposed to holdit by the curve. Okay, I
did, eat it at the bottomand work your way up. Okay.
Twenty eight percent say you're supposed tohold it at the bottom and eat the
top first, the hook to eatthe hook first, and eighteen percent say
you're supposed to break it into piecesand eat it that way. Break it
(01:04):
into pieces, yeah, smash itup and then eat it. I guess
I've never heard of that. Well, that's weird, and I loves are
doing it now. The question isdo you have to lick it? Or
can I bite it? Is thatpart of the great debate over there because
I like to bite them. Itdoes not say anything about chewing or licking,
but it does talk about and youand I talked about this briefly off
(01:26):
air. It's a seventy three percentprefer the classic peppermint candy cane. And
honestly, I didn't know there wasany other flavors. So I know that
at the bank sometimes, you knowthey hand out candy canes at the bank.
What other flavors do they have besidespeppermint? I think, well they
have candy canes are different colors.I think the different colors are different flavors.
(01:48):
I know sometimes that's the way thecase is, because I got one
when time was like a blue andit says like blueberries or like it was
like, what was it like aspearmint not a peppermint. I don't know.
If it's not peppermint, it's probablygonna throw me off. I would
be shocked. I just if it'sin that shape. It's peppermint. In
my opinion, that's all I've everknown, But twenty seven percent of Americans
(02:10):
prefer other flavors. It's kind oflike when you get a cream soda and
it pours clear, right, Oh, but it could be all kind of
different flavors. But your brain playsa trick on you because it's clear.
You think it's gonna be like asprite or ginger ale or something exactly and
not. No, I hate itwhen that happened, Like, this is
(02:32):
messing with me. Don't mess withme. I just want to enjoy your
drink. Well tell maybe you'll tellus what your favorite Okay, the flavors
are, or how do you eatit? You know, it's like,
do you eat it differently than therest of us? How many licks does
it take to get to the centerof Was it a blowpop? That was
the thing, you know when youhad them back in the day when you
were a kid and your mom monitored, and how much candy you're eating.
(02:53):
You lick it. You wouldn't biteit because it had to last a long
time. And you get a pointon that thing like a pencil. Oh
yeah, it becomes like a shank, Yes, thank you to that.
So we got a Morning Russell regularwho's got a challenge. A couple of
months ago, apparently she was beingnice to one of her friends, and
(03:13):
now the friend has been going througha rough time recently divorced. Things are
challenging, all right, And shesaid, I need some help finding a
babysitter. Can you tell me whoyou use? And she says, normally
I wouldn't share that information, butshe did for her, And now the
(03:34):
babysitter is apparently booked over there allthe time. Uh huh. And she's
like, that's this is a majorpoint of frustration. This is by moms.
Don't share babysitter names. So howdo I get my babysitter back?
Good luck? How do you doit? Good luck? That's your advice?
Good luck? Yeah, because she'salready she already knows. Now I
got to pay her more because Iwant to keep her. So the price
(03:57):
is one up to you gave yourselfa price increase on your own babysitter and
you can't even get it back onthe books anymore because she's busy for your
friend. And now begins the holidayseason. A babysitters are at a premium.
And once the single mother finds outthat you have stolen her back for
anyway, it doesn't matter if youdid it through money or whatever. Isn't
she going to say, well,you're married, Like, why would you
(04:21):
steal the babysit? I need thebabysitter to go to work. You just
needed them for fun or not evenfor work, Like I have a Christmas
party when I'm supposed to meet thisguy. This girl at the office says,
it is perfect for me, andyou're gonna I can't go if I
don't want to have a baby.Now you're destroying that. So you can
what have your date night? You'vealready got your little perfect life. Yeah,
(04:43):
this is babysitter prime time season.There are only so many babysitters in
the world. Has the Attorney Generalput out a thing about the babysitters can't
price gouge during this season? Youknow, I think that's Listen, I
don't I believe that the Attorney Generalkind of crouch into the babysitter price wars
because it's free enterprise, it's flyingdemand. Well, they said the same
(05:08):
thing though during hurricanes. That's thewater and the gasoline was needed. I
never minded to pay more for thebabysitter on the holidays, because, trust
me, the Attorney General will getinvolved that they find out you're just locking
your kid in the closet. Howmuch? What is the most anyone's ever
paid, like for a babysitter?Maybe that'll be a question. Oh,
(05:28):
I think of the height where backin the day, because they're no,
might this have been a decade ago? It's been longer a decade ago.
Back in the day, there wasone night I paid fifteen bucks an hour,
and it doesn't seem like that.Yeah, well, in today's dollars,
in this economy, yeah, itwould have been. I'm paying like
thirty bucks an hour. I wonder, like, and do baby, who
(05:49):
is the like? Right now,you're a grown person, But when you
were a teenager, did you shrewdlynegotiate? Oh? This is good?
Did you? Did you? Whatwith the tricks? Remember and planes,
trains and automobiles? When the guy, when Steve Martin says, come on,
man, just let me have thatcab. I need to get to
the airport. And the guy's like, for one hundred dollars, And he
(06:11):
said what one hundred dollars? Andthen he says supplying the man, and
the guy was like fine, andhe pulls out the money, goes,
well, man, he'd pay ahundred, would certainly pay one hundred and
fifties. So are you a negotiatorlike that? Were you like, it's
New Year's Eve? I mean NewYear's Eve. That's two hundred dollars if
(06:32):
you need me, I mean there'sa bunch of places and want me.
You remember back in the day whenwe would host New Year's Eve parties for
the radio stations. Remember how muchwe charged per hour to host those events.
Well, I had a it wasstupid money. Yeah, they paid
us. Yeah, those were thegood old days. We don't do that
anymore, but I had to.I was paying the babysitter thirty bucks an
hour. Come on another Uh,this is also a parenting question. We're
(06:56):
gonna have two parenting questions tomorrow,I guess as well. So we have
a survey that has been done andit's now got the results on the Morning
Rest blog at ninety seven five tobcs dot com regarding children under the age
of eight, and a survey oftwo thousand parents find that kids ask on
(07:16):
average eleven questions a day of theirparents. On average, you get eleven
questions. On average, Mom anddad can answer roughly forty six percent of
those questions. Of what the questionsthey ask, less than half you can't
give a correct answer for, well, we don't know. If I asked
(07:40):
you, like one of these questions, why is the sky so high?
Oh? Gotcha? That question isso out of the realm of like how
your brain works as an adult.You're like, because it is. I
mean, it's part of the universe. It just goes on forever, and
then we have clouds, and thenwe have atmospheric pressure and all. But
(08:01):
you're five, so you don't understandatmospheric pressures and things like that. So
you just why is the sky sohigh? I don't know. It goes
to God. I don't know whatto say, why, you know.
So we have a commercial that werun a PSA and the guy singing the
questions. I don't know if you'veheard this one, but he's like,
why is the sky blue? Whyis their air? Yeah? Those are
(08:28):
questions, and he's like, youknow, but science knows or whatever.
I'm like, I don't why istheir air? I don't know how to
answer that. Another one of thequestions that we're listed here, how do
fish keep their eyes open in dirtywater? I don't. I don't know
that because they're designed to be inthe water. I don't know tell two
sets of violids like crocodiles, butthey do keep their eyes open all the
(08:54):
time. So what is thet aboutquestion? I'm thinking about questions? I
think it was Lee asked Lee andJohn probably asked more questions. I have
to think about some of the onesthey asked me. Okay, I got
it, I like it, andI'm sure. I'm sure I was less
than forty two percent correct on myanswers. I was why is this guy
(09:16):
so high? Well, a longtime ago, it wasn't that high.
Oh, so you started making crowd. I just make it up because you
can't say I don't know it.A long time ago it wasn't this high.
But people were hitting their heads onclouds and stuff, so they pushed
it up higher. That way youdon't hit your head. So there was
like a petition that we had tosign. Yeah, okay, that's a
great thing about a kid. Theysay, down your dad, right,
(09:39):
you know, you know dad's nota lot of me. Oh, but
if you give them wrong information,then they spread it. You're an idiot
because my dad told me that therewas a petition signed to get the sky
raised. Your dad's a moron.What are you talking about? That's good
anyway. So told's try to findout something tougher question. Maybe we can
(10:01):
help each other answer some of thesetough questions that the little kids are asking.
If you get a questions that yourkid asked, we definitely want to
hear it, especially if you havehad the BS and answer. Let me
all right, so what's going onin your neighborhood we should be talking about?
You know, how to get intouch with us by email us Rush
at ninety seven five, w coosdot com or it's Nash at ninety seven
five. Do but you see usdot com or social media or whatever.
(10:24):
Tomorrow we start back button talking.Yeah, hit the talkback button. We
want to talk that back. Youcould use that when you're listening to us
on the iHeart app. By theway, if you're listening right now,
you get a chance to win.You'll hear this only if you're listening on
the app. A chance to wina trip to Vegas for you and a
friend to go see Landy Wilson.She's going to be setting up a beautiful
Country's cool again. To her,I said, Vegas. I think correct.
This one's going to be in Nashville. We always have special contest thanks
(10:48):
to Live Nation. This one inparticular, you'll be going to Nashville.
Uh. But we always have conteststhat play on our app that are different
from the contest you may hear onthe air. I'd rather go to Nashville
than Vegas. Any I would togo to Vegas, don't they do?
They still call it in nash Vegas. Uh? Yes, most parts are
so. And the other thing istomorrow gets your last chance to win your
(11:09):
tickets before you can buy them,because Dylan Scott tickets going zale tomorrow morning
at ten o'clock and you can winthose in the contest pace right now at
ninety seven to five ws dot com. Nice done, Okay tomorrow, Thank
god it's Friday in the morning.Rush
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