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(00:00):
Hello, Killy Nash. Hello,it's tomorrow show. Today. Tomorrow will
be on this case Monday. Whatis that? The fourth of December?
November fourth, Yeah, the firstfull week of December, and the Advent
wreaths would be going up because it'llbe four weeks out right, like the
first time. I've never done anAdvent thing, so I don't know.
I don't try to keep up withthat. Now, let's talk about some

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of the stuff. We can talkabout it on Monday, all right.
Well, let's see. Well,of course we're gonna have a moral dilemma.
You can't have Monday without a moraldilemma. And we've got a morning
Russian regular who's been dating a younglady and sometimes she likes to get all
dolled up, but he does notlike it when she puts all that makeup

(00:42):
on her face. And now he'swondering, how do you like inform her
of that? Is there a wayyou can tell her I actually like you
not the makeup job. This isso difficult, and women put it,
but women make it difficult. It'syour fault. Women. You girls make

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it difficult because you ask us questionslike does my hair look better short or
long or those kind of things.Does my butler big in this dress?
So you put us in a positionwhere there's no correct answer. So when
we try to broach a topic likethis, we know we're not going to
have the right perspective going in.There's no way to win this. So

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at this point, just shut up? Or do you not be honest with
your feelings? I thought women valuedhonesty? What if the sharing idea?
All right? What if? Becausewomen hate this when you're out in public
with them and you're looking at otherwomen. So I told you a story

(01:52):
yesterday about a guy looking at anotherWe'll never forget that story. Yes,
So you go, what are youlook at? I was just looking at
that girl. She's just naturally beautiful. She's a beautiful girl. You say
that, you're done, You're done. She's naturally beautiful, beautiful. She's

(02:13):
not wearing too much makeup or anything. No, I could see. I
thought you were going to go withthe I'm looking at that one. Gosh,
look at all the makeup she wears. Oh that's a good one.
But my, but like, ifI try, she looks like a clown.
If I try things like that,it always comes back on me.
My wife immediately says whatever I'm saying, And I haven't said that one,

(02:35):
but if I did, she'd belike, are you saying I wear too
much makeup? She's just automatically that'sright. Are you trying to tell me
something here? Yeah? Yeah,So I just now, I just you
know, I just I'm honest,Like I've always been honest with her,
but now I'm just more forthright.I don't try to subtly beat around the
bush. I don't like it whenyou do that. I don't like this,

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or I don't like that like that. I love this though, and
I love that, but this otherthing I don't really like. So,
like, if it's like Kelly says, now's the time for honesty, yeah,
I Tumblewood was here to say no, no, but I do agree
if you're It depends on also whatkind of a relationship this is. If
you're just having funsies and you're notserious about getting married, it doesn't matter,

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let it go, you can breakup with her, it doesn't matter,
you know. But if it's somebodythat you're trying to build a future
with, you know what, youcould you could point that out that one
of the things that I value isyour natural beauty, and sometimes I think
you overdo it with the makeup anddistract from your own beauty. Okay,

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now she might say, go poundsand I look hot doing that. Okay,
well that's that's great. Did youknow women don't want from guys makeup
advice. Well, it's like lingerie. The old joke is when I buy
that for her, I'm buying itfor me. This really isn't about you,
it's what that can do for me. Well, the makeup, if

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it's you know, if you're talkingabout wearing it in a professional setting,
then I guess there's certain standards thatyou're supposed to have when you go into
an office, and that would you'redictated by the boss and some other people.
But if you're talking about on ourpersonal time, we're going to a
wedding, we're going out to anight club, we're doing whatever it is
that we do as a couple,I'm saying I prefer this. This is

(04:34):
what I prefer. I'm not sayingI won't go out with you because you
slather it on. I'm saying Idon't like it, but I still like
you more than I dislike the horrendousmakeup jump that we got about five bad
options here, So what's the bestof the bad options? Well, maybe

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girls want to give us a littleinsight. That is a moral dilemma.
And that's why it is a moraldilemma, because if you want to stay
involved in this relationship, that mightbe one that you don't bring up.
And is anybody buying lingerie as partof their Christmas gifts to their I'm sure
there are. I'm sure there's thousandsof young men right now who think they're
doing a great thing. Yes.Now, part of that probably becomes from

(05:19):
those pajama commercials, probably where thepajama commercials make it seem as if she
can't believe how fortunate she is thatyou bought her comfy jammys, she can
buy her own comfy jams. Wehaven't seen that. I haven't seen the
Jamise commercials on yet. Those willbe coming by next week. But oh,
I know what it is. We'llbe finished. Thank god, we're

(05:40):
on the countdown here. I believeit to be December the third. Oh,
that's Sunday. The Sunday will bethe last day. I believe.
Of all the Medicare commercials, didI get everything I was entitled to you
better call now and find out.I think Martha and all the will be
done with all the now, well, do they just put them in the

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closet for like and then we'll bringthem back there and then we'll come out
with the lingerie commercials. I thinkthe last pair of lingerie I almost bought
for Sally, I iced it rightthere in the store. And this was
years ago, but I said,do you like Do you like that one?
And I was kind of, youknow, jokingly, thing you wish,

(06:23):
I said, no, I believewith that when I could buy the
mannequin, so I could just stakethe mannequin home and put it in the
corner I can look at it.Otherwise it just sits in the drawer.
Yeah, you'll never see that.And that that that pretty much iced it
right there. Yeah. You know, it's funny when you now that we're
kind of off topic here a littlebit. I'm thinking about like when I

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was young, and I think mostyoung guys assumed that their wives would be
nothing like their mothers in the sensethat my wife will only want to wear
the hottest lingerie around the house.My mother's wearing vacuum. Yeah, your
mother's wearing this big thick robe.It looks like, you know, we

(07:09):
weit one hundred pounds of just cotton. It's like a wall between you know,
and they're like, well, androllers in their hair or whatever.
Exactly the the what do they callthat stuff they put on their face?
But that's like a mask. Yeah, they got the mask of mask.
And you're like, well, mywife, Yes, my future wife will
look like a swimsuit model all thetime, all the time. She can't

(07:31):
wait to get in the skimpiest outfits. But apparently that's not the way it
works for anybody I have. Letme think of the people. Zero yeah,
zero. When people are home,they like to be comfortable, and
apparently langerie is not a comfortable thing. Sweatpants are comfortable. All right,

(07:54):
Okay, all right, we couldtalk about the Monday Morning more of them
again, about the makeup. Wegot that one, read it again.
We are ready to go other stuffthat we're talking about. Jonathan, I
don't want to make this a politicalthing. It doesn't have to be a
political thing, although a lot ofpeople I will say, nothing political is
the promise. Okay, we havea story here on the Morning Rush blog

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at ninety seven five WCS dot comand it's basically there to salute South Carolina.
That's you know, and that's alwaysa good thing to do on w
COS A salute the great state ofSouth Carolina. South Carolina came in at
number three for the year as tothe state people were moving to and population
growth. So for South Carolina itwas Florida was number one. Shockingly,

(08:39):
I don't know how this happens.Idaho number two, three with South Carolina.
Four was Texas five with South Dakota. States that lost the most movers
California shrunk by one hundred and onethousand people, New York shrunk by seventy
five thousand, Illinois twenty nine thousand, in Pennsylvania eighteen thousand, and Massachusetts

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also known as Texaschusetts fifteen thousands.Oh political, I'm not making it political.
I'm saying that's where why they leftMassachusetts. But all that to say,
welcome to South Carolina. We havethousands and thousands of new people who
have moved in in the last year. We have hundreds of thousands who have

(09:26):
moved here over the last decade.What brought you here and where did you
come? That's good? Why areyou here and welcome, But where'd you
come from? Did you move fromone of these states that is shrinking like
Pennsylvania, New York? Or didyou move here from a state that's kind
of maintaining, like in Ohio,Or did you even shock us and move

(09:46):
here? Like we talked to alady all the time who moved here from
Florida. Yes, and she's veryproud of the fact that she's a Floridian
although she's lived here for like thirtyyears. I think she's a halfway back.
What does that mean? She wentfrom New York to Florida and think
ca man way back. No,No, she was born in Florida.
Oh gotcha. She was born andraised in Florida. And I think,
if I remember correctly, she marrieda military man who druggerr here huh.

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And then they got divorced and shestayed. She stayed. She was like,
you know, so now she liveslike Irma or someplace, and she's
been here, but she still talksabout Florida with this love unemployed she stayed,
Yeah, with this loving, longingheart for Florida's It's really not that
far. You can be in Jacksonvillein three hours. Just move back.

(10:31):
You actually love it here in SouthCarolina. Stop lying where did you move
from? That's good because we dohave a lot of people moving in.
Oh my gosh, Dore we Ever, Yeah, it's it's I was watching
this person person in traffic the otherday and it's a plainly well it wasn't
plainly. It is renowned for beinga forty mile an hour speed limit,

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okay, And this person was justriding bumpers, switching lanes like they were
in Indianapolis, not the city,the race. And I'm like, where
in the hell is this person from? Yeah, you're not driving like a
South Carolinian. They were from Texas. Oh so we have a lot of
people moving in from all different states. Two more stories for us. One

(11:16):
would be the groceries in the movieHome Alone. If you remember, Kevin
is home alone and he orders somegroceries. He gets nineteen dollars and eighty
three cents was the bill. Thatwas because he had a dollar off coupon.
Right, he bought a loaf ofbread, TV dinner, milk,
orange juice, pack of army men. I think he got some saran wrap

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and dryer sheets, tied laundry detergent. According to TikToker. We're going with
TikToker Jeffrey Lyons here, so that'syou're not going to get a more credible
source than TikToker Jeffrey Lyons. JeffreyLyons went to his grocery store to see
what would it cost. I knowKevin mc callister bought this for nineteen dollars

(12:01):
and eighty three cents back in theyear nineteen ninety. Today it's five dollars
for the TV dinner. The wonderbreadis three frozen mac and cheeses three point
fifty. A gallon of milk ahalf gallon four sixty tied was thirteen dollars.
Now very expensive. Toilet paper.I think you got to buy like

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a minimum of like ten rolls orsomething. It's eight bucks. Half gallon
of orange juice four point fifty.Pack of armymen is nine dollars now I
haven't seen a pack of armymen.I don't know what that would even look
like anymore. Pack of saran wrapis four point fifty and the dryer sheets
cost eight seventy nine. With thedollar off coupon, it's sixty three dollars
and seventy three cents. Then yougot to throw in the tax which he

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had to pay. Kevin had topay. That came to a little over
sixty eight bucks, which is atwo hundred and forty eight percent increase since
nineteen ninety. Pikes, I hopeyou all got a two hundred and forty
eight percent pay raise. I didn't. I did, I probably did since
nineteen ninety. What was I makingin nineteen ninety, Well, let's see,

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I was actually an adult kind ofI was like twenty two twenty three.
I was probably making about seventeen eighteenthousand dollars a year in nineteen ninety.
I've done a lot better than that. I love perspective on that,
though. The home alone grocery challenge, yea, because we normally we do

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what do you want to call itthe days of Christmas thing? Sure,
and that's like eighteen billion dollars.Now, if you wanted to buy the
Partridges and the pear tree and allthat sort of stuff, these other lords
are leaping. They were always themost expensive I imagine they would be.
Those aren't cheap. No where doyou buy even that? First off,
very limited supply of lords A leapingand the final story that I have here

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the age that you felt like anadult? What age today do Americans feel
like you're an adult that's an adult? Twenty five two thousand Americans were surveyed,
and according to them, it's twentyeight is when you're an adult.

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And uh, six percent of themsaid it wasn't until thirty five that they
felt like an adult. Oh mygosh, you're thirty three. Wow,
thirty four you don't feel like likean adult yet? Wow? Yeah,
I felt like it at twenty five. And according to this the adulting is

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what the is. The younger peoplecall it. It's tough, and a
lot of them don't like it.Fifty six percent say adult they don't like
vacuuming, fifty seven percent say theywish they didn't have to deal with the
laundry, sixty percent say doing thedishes, sixty two percent say balancing the
budget, and the number one thingthey hate to do is adults called Jonathan

(15:07):
Rush grocery shopping. Sixty five percentsay that's their least favorite part of adulting.
I like it in the sense thatI can go buy whatever I want.
When I was a kid, Ihad to have the snacks that they
had, right, and then Iget yelled at because I hate all their
snacks. That's good. So whatage do you feel like an adult?

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You got married pretty young, didn'tyou. I got married at twenty five.
Yeah, but it wasn't that.It's just my twenty fifth birthday.
I woke up and I'm like,damn, I'm old, twenty five,
twenty five, Holy s moly,what would you give to feel like a
twenty five year old today? Whateverthe increase was in my salary, yeah,

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you give that two hundred and fortyeight percent back or whatever. I'll
go back to making sixteen seventeen granda year. Yes, my god.
Yeah, it's funny when you feelold, that's as opposed to it adult.
I remember feeling old in my midto late twenties because physically I had
let myself go and so the energy, the vitality that I felt as like

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a seventeen eighteen year old when Iand this was back when athletes didn't really
work out. We never lifted,remember, we were discouraged from lifting,
and then we ate whatever the hellwe wanted. Yes, we just did
some calisthenics and then went and playedsports all day. But I felt great

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for three hours a night, gotthem, went to work at seventeen eighteen,
it felt like a million bucks.And then by the time I was
like twenty four to twenty five.Yeah, I was hobbling a little bit.
I'm like, it's tough trying toplay sports. You go out there
and play an hour basketball and you'relike, my knees are killing me.
When did you feel like you werean adult? That's good, Okay,
all right, we can deal withthat. Hey, what's going on in

(16:52):
your neighborhood. We should be talkingabout You got all your Christmas decorations up.
You finally get all the skeletons downin your front yard. Did I
tell you that my wife tricked thefamily into doing our Christmas decorations this year.
Yes, that was a very goodpoint. Yeah, it's a good
one because they got to do thatover the weekend. I should have done
that on Thanksgiving when all the boysand Jane were here. Uh, reach
out to us and tell us what'shappening. We should be talking about Monday.

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We started talking, you started talking. And by the way, we
do have more Dylan Scott tickets togive away on Monday. Now he's already
on sale as well. He goeson sale ten am this morning, right,
but hey, we'll do that allMonday. Use the same phone number
to tell us what's happening. Youchime in, especially on the makeup thing.
Nine seven eight nine two six seven. Oh, I got to put

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the area code in there, eightoh three. That's right. We talked
about the new area ninety six seven
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