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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This is the Sandy Show on Austin's eighties station one
O three point one. Go ahead to ask your question, Ask.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Questions, great questions, hypothetical question.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hypothetical meaning for the unwashed. Yeah, it doesn't really, the
situation is not real.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's a made up situation. We're just seeing what you
might think hypothetic. And you unwashed, you thought I forgot
about you. Now I brought you up in a while. Yep,
but you're out there. You've let the unwashed rest for
a while, but you're back, Sandy.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Here's my question.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, flying from North America to Europe, flying flying on
an airplane. I thought of this because they're talking about
more direct flights out of our home city Austin, Texas
to Europe, which I'm all for, right, Okay. Made me
think about this because some people hate flying and are
scared of it. So hypothetically, if somebody built a bridge
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from North America to Europe, would you still fly, say
if you're scared of flying or don't trust it because
all the easiest thing, or would you drive on the bridge.
It would be approximately three thousand miles long, the bridge
to Europe from North America.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
At all, I get when I get across the bridge
is Europe.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You're in Europe. You made it.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You had to fly, I'd fly, you fly with too.
It would have been like three four days of driving.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've been on that bridge in Louisiana. I think it's
over like Ponta train.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's a long, longest bridge I think in America. And
that's nerve racking. And they have gas stations on that bridge.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Right well, or is it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
My cousin Lisa lives in the Keys, the Florida Keys,
and it's a whole uh many many many bridges, miles
and miles and miles of bridges, not high, but between
the mainland and the Florida Keys. And when I'm on that,
I'm nervous because there's nothing but there's nothing but ocean
on either side of you. But you come to little
keys that have you know, houses, restaurants and stuff in between.
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They couldn't do that between North America and Europe.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
There's no way.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
One boat runs into one part of the bridge, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, and that happened in Baltimore. I know, I don't know,
I'm knowing A quick search with the longest bridge in America.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Is yeah, that for me would be a hell nah right, like.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Posture Train Causeway in Louisiana, longest bridge.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In the United States, What about the Keys.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I didn't look that one up. The Lake Pontre Train
Causeway is twenty three point eight three miles. That's my limit.
I've done that twenty three Yeah, that is my limit.
Other long bridges in the United States, the Chesapeake Bay
Bridge Tunnel is seventeen and a half miles, the Monshak
Swamp Bridge twenty three miles. Your bridge even near this
it's like Bonet Carry Spillway Bridge is eleven miles.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There are forty two bridges throughout the Florida Keys seven
mile bridge.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So to answer your question, if I had to drive it,
I would I wouldn't have I wouldn't be afraid to
drive it. It would suck. It's a long drive. There's
got to be a hotel or along the way.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean, I feel like you are scared to death
of flying if you're going to do this instead.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Who is thenner turn of
the scared to death of bridges? We knew somebody, oh
friend's husband, Yeah, he's terrified of a bridge.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, it's not. It's not our friend's husband. It's our
friend's husband's mother.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's right. Yeah, won't they have to take.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
The long way a long way around when they're driving
to Louisiana to visit family because she don't want to
go across a bridge.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I slip her an ambient and just go to sleep.
We'll be across this.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
In a half hour, right, right, But you you would
not drive that bridge. No, it would not drive the bridge.
I would not find myself out in the middle of
the ocean. Might as well get on a cruise ship. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. I'd be a long right, I'm
a hold on and fly. Think about this. Somebody breaks
down on the bridge, on the bridge.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Three thousand miles back up.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
No offering, there's no offering, no off ramp. I'll fly,
definitely will fly. Make sure you grab our podcast. It's
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up one three point one Austin George's got the story
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We love in just a moment. Thank you very much
for being with us. I'm in an extra spirited mood today,
and I don't know why. So I'm just gonna ride
that way.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Baby, I'm gonna ride it as long as I can too.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Speaking of you know, we're talking about terrifying things earlier.
Have you seen the trailer for the new Woody Harrelson
movie When they go deep sea diving, things go wrong,
He's like the mentor to a young guy. It looks
terrible new movie. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah yeah. I
didn't catch the name of it. Man, I want to
see that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I will watch it. Any any kind of underwater anything
like that scares the crap out of me, but I
want to.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Watch them all.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah. What was the monster movie you watched the other night? Gorge?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh the Gorge. Oh lord, you guys, don't waste your
time on the Gorge. Bad Our daughter Landre and I
watched it. That cheese factor is.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Through the roof.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's a monster movie, I know, but even Landy and
I were like, this is a little uncomfortable. Like it's
a good monster movie, entertaining two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But worse than Meg two. It's the Meg two is
way better.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I loved the Meg and.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The Meg too, all right, let's talk about Heidi Klue.
She is fifty one. Heidi Klue very candid when she's
in interviews. She doesn't she's not embarrassed to say anything.
And nothing has changed for the America's Got Talent judge
because recently she was talking about growing hair on her
chin in her chest in an interview with Real Simple.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I know again, she's fifty one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
This is right about the age when hair starts growing
in places hair didn't grow before on chicks. I don't
know if it happens with guys or not. But here's
what she said. I have a chin hair and I
have a boob hair.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh too much information.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
She does not care.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I've heard her say crazy things before. She said of
her boob hair, I would say, it's as long as
my pinky finger.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh, pull it out, she says.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And there's no woman in that age range alive who
hasn't been inspecting themselves in the mirror their face. Probably
you talked, I know, because I'm on a quest I
will not be hary. And yesterday there was not a
hair there, and then today there's a one inch lung
hair there. How the hell did it get there so
quickly that happens with dudes in their ears, does it?
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They just boing like the great place to look is
in the car sometimes the lights with the suns behind
you and you can see it in the rearview mirror
and you're like driving along, You're like.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, when did that happen?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, I will never forget.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
When our daughter was well, she had to be less
than five years old, and I was driving her to
her mother's day out one morning in the morning, sun
shining directly on me. She's sitting in her car seat
behind me, and she goes, Mom, you have a lady's stash.
Because our friend Sean had been here recently talking about
her lady stash. Landry had just learned about it. And
I looked at the mirror and sure enough, the sun
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and all its glory was lighting up the hairs about
Oh god, I was very.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You are diligent about your lady's desh.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I will not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I got to an electrologist, electrologist for electrolysis. That right there, ladies,
is the way to go. All the laser hair removal
not going to do it. All the tweezing's just going
to make more come in. Go to the electrolycist. It's
a miracle, I will not. I've been worried ever since
I started figuring out why do I have hair on
my chin? Sometimes like imagining myself in the old folks
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home and nobody plucking my chin hairs and me having
a weird beard as a gr beard. I'm very worried
about that, and I didn't want to make our daughter
pluck my chin hair.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Was there an older woman in your life that had
chain hair?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Wuld you just randomly see some people? There's some people
out in the wild, out.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
In public are sensitive to it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
When I started getting them, oh my god, I was like,
what is happening? So yeah, I under control. I do
have it under control.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Heidi Gloom, I'm sure is getting it under contry.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm sure she's doing something about it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm pretty candid about things I say, but I'm not
sure if i'd have talked about my one inch boob hair.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Have you had one?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I've had one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, that's the story. We love and that's my wife.
Stay with us more coming up?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Need extra cash in your life?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
The thousand dollars pay day is back this morning at nine.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, we finally got around to watching Saturday Night Live.
It's fiftieth anniversary. I feel like, are we done with
this now? Because it's been hyped up for months and
months and months and months.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And there were so many different parts of the special
before Sunday Night's.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Airing, and a lot of it was clever. Yes, it
was really good. It was like.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Watching a three hour Saturday Night Live and every famous
person you can.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Think of was there, right.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I was scanning the crowd as when they did a
lot of crowd shots and they took questions from the crowd.
That was pretty funny. Yeah, with Tina Fey and Amy
Paul Oh my god, and Keith Richards.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Killed he asked about a scarf.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I left it here in eight one off anyone
found it?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And then Zach Gallipan atlet is bring it. He's like
a Slaus forever. Let it go people.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That was truly a holy crap. That's Keith Richards moment, right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was shocked they had so many just out of
the blue celebrities.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, and that was a very clever way of getting
them all into the show, right.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And one of them asked, I can't remember who it was,
it was Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning like, is this just
a way for you to include people who y'all aren't
going to have in any of the skits.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, it wasn't Peyton Manning.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was it was John Ham, John Han and he
was like, I was funny, right right. But it started
off with one of my favorite sketches when they do
the Lawrence Welk Show and the Maharel.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Sisters and Kristin Wig.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
They're all prim and proper, and then Kristin Wigg pays
the weird sister with the huge forehead in the tiny hands.
Kim Kardashian was in that sketch. He was in the
very first I thought it was hilarious. Kevin Costner is
sitting out in the crowd share and Share. Yeah, they
moved him around. Oh they did yekay share.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What was going on with that hair?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I don't know. That was weird.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Will Ferrell was in a couple of the sketches, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I liked it when they said share, do you have
any questions? She's like no, but I got a lot
of answer, a.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Lot of answers.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
My favorite sketch was black Black Jeopardy. Oh, okay, and
Keenan Thompson is hosting it. And we have a sketch
of Eddie Murphy and Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Here it is. Here is Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan. Yes,
Tracy mulgan gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Make some big money.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Wait a minute, Tracy, don't you already have a lot
of money, But you gotta have a lot of money
if you're going to live like I live. I ate
cheese lasagna.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I only got three cheeses.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yes, okay, we here ye Jesus and Tracy, y'all seemed
like y'all might be related.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, James Joes was my biological father, James O.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Jones impregnanty my mother. On the set of.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
He sounded exactly like Tracy Morgan and Tracy Morgan is
playing a different character standing right next to Eddie Murphy.
It was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Great to see Eddie Murphy right Oh god.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And he was in another sketch later and he is
spot on. He didn't break at any point.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Kate McKinnon. The UFO people, Yes, hysterical, hilarious. I loved it.
When they were Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were taking
questions from the crowd, in. Nate Bargatzi stood up and
he's like, I recently hosted, and I'm wondering who the
blonde woman is backstage?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Who took my pants off?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
And it was it was a woman named Donna who's
been with the show forever and she dresses the hosts
in between in between the skits.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And then Jason Momoa stood up as like, so, what's
Donna's vibe?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Right there?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Does she travel?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
They were like, Donna, who was the best person, the
best celebrity you ever dressed? And before they finished the sentence,
she yelled Jason Momoa, So then later on he's interested
in Donna.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It was just good.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So Sunday Nights was the big show, but they also
did the thing on Friday Night when they did all
the music and stuff and my favorite band reunited and
was fronted by Post Malone. I'm talking about Nirvana, and
it was really a cool moment. Adam Saylor's song was
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cool too.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I loved it. It may be a little.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Emotional for some reason, and it was so inside yeah
about it was inside stuff for the cast, but it
still touched people right, but you still could understand it
having never been a part of it right.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm gonna watch It's one of those things I'll watch
again and again and again.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I loved it. But at the end of three hours,
I was like, I'm not right.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, Rapid Fire, Q and A Trust has got three
questions for me. The lasers signify that we are officially
on the record.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
All right, hot shot, I got distracted.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Stop staring at the TV in.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Here making sure I'm not missing pay attention.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
All right, here we go. First question, Sandy.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Earlier, I did the story about Selena Gomez's fiance surprising
her with tortilla chips and a bathtub full of nacho
cheese step because she loves it so much.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Here's the question.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
What do you love so much that you would want
to bathe in it?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Selena Gomez? A food? Right? Sure?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, a food.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'm gonna go with Riese's pieces.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh my god, you do love Reese's the whole process.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I the shell them in my mouth. I separate the
shell on one side of my mouth, then I work
on the peanut buttery chocolate part that I finished the shell.
It's the whole price. It's like eating sunflower seeds for me. Yeah,
I love it. Yeah, so I'm gonna go with Riese's pieces.
Well maybe spaghetti sauce. No, yeah, it would it would burn,
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It would burn.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
All right. Here's your next question, Sandy.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Are you more mad about the high price of eggs
or the high price of razors?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
High price of razors? I've been mad at that for
thirty years, I know.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But eggs are creeping up there, Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Well, here's the thing with razors. They've got you. Yeah,
you gotta have it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You gotta have them otherwise you look like a wild blumberjacket.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Here's a thing too that I keep thinking about eggs.
People griping about the price eggs. How much do people
pay for a latte every day?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Right? Six eight bucks if not more? Yeah, Starbucks of
fancy coffee every day.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So you get a dozen eggs for what are they?
Six bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
The bucks? Say bucks?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
In some days? I think there's highest ten bucks? Right,
I mean, what do you care more about the coffee
or the egg?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, coffee, that's the that's the age old question of
coffee or the eg.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Finally, last question, Sandy Bard from you when you asked
me this yesterday, if you could have a cartoon best friend.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Who would it be?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, so this Smokey Bear a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
No Smokey Bear is real.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, So then I've got to go with I've got
to go with. It's either it's one of two.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I can't decide between Fred Flintstone.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
If he's a water buffalo. He has a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
He bowls, Yeah, I like the bowl and dream things.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, and Yogi Bear?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Why Yogi Bear?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I want to outside? So I would have answer Fred's
might I'd be friends with Fred.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
But you know, they don't have air conditioning where Fred lives.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I know. But it's cool climate there is it. Yeah,
they're prehistoric. He's got a cool ride.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, you gotta work though.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Wife Wilma's hot. Yeah all right, but I wouldn't mess
with Wilma. I would have Betty. She was hotter.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Betty was married to Barney.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
But I would be to Barney. I would be Barney.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
You're saying you would replace Barney as Fred's best friend.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And then I have that kid, bam bam.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, he's fun.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, the strongest kid. So that's my answer to your question.
I'm sorry if it's disappointing.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, Fred Flintstone, disappointing Stone.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's who it would be. That's rapid fire, Q and A.
We got more coming out. Thanks for listening. We'll see
you on the radio every morning from six until ten
on Austin's eighty station one o three point one and
streaming on the iHeartRadio app one O three point one Austin.
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so stop by one hands love? How bed that you
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And dip you.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
From Good morning. The JV and Sandy Hour getting ready
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to start at seven o'clock this morning. Hopefully you'll stick
around for it. Here's what we got planned for you.
Chrisa's going to a story about something that you can
buy that if you're worried about all your private stuff
on your computer and your iPad and all that it
will know when you die and clear all that information.
She'll tell you about it. Also, Jab's wife went to
get a facial and left with a diet that she
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wants to try. And if you were with us yesterday
you heard how I'm in the doghouse because of missing
Trisha's birthday and Valentine's Day last week. Well, what it's
going to ask me to get out of the doghouse
has me thinking it might be better just to stay
in the doghouse. All that's coming up after seven o'clock
during the JB and Sandy Hour. If you missed it yesterday,
here's something you missed all right, Well, if you're with us.
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Just a little bit ago. You heard about the complete
failure I had for Valentine's Day with Tricia. So just
to even out the scales a little bit, we're going
to tell you about the home run that JB hit
with his wife. We'll get to that in just a sec.
But don't forget to grab the podcast version of the
show if you miss any of it you're ducking out,
going into work or whatever, you're just busy. It's available
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every single day on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
So JB tell us, well, I think I don't remember
how this all unfolded. I think it's credit to you
guys for what I bought for Valentine's say, because I
did not put a lot into Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I have put a lot into certain holidays over the years,
and add some home runs. I was kind of mailing
it in this year, not gonna lie, And then you
guys brought up something about a chocolate fountain and got.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Me going, and I was like, whoa wait, WHOA biggest
home run I ever hit was the chocolate fountain? And
you you were kind of off the hook for Valentine's Day.
If I remember, right, I was a.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Little bit off the hook because my wife had like
this some sort of face baking thing done, and so
she's like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Going to be presentable to go out for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
You know, you do those things on a Friday knowing
that it's going to be all whatever for a few days,
so then you can go back and act like you
just got younger over the weekend. And so I was
somewhat off the hook. But you guys mentioned something about
getting a chocolate fountain. I was like, what wait, what, Okay,
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hold on, because I didn't have a big plan. I
didn't have any reservations or anything like that. And I
go on Amazon and there literally is a twenty nine
dollars Amazon chocolate fountain and cheap, and so that showed
up on Thursday, I guess. And then I went to
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HB and got a bunch of like, you know, milk
chocolate morsels from the baking section.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And literally.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
We had no plans because we weren't going to go
out because of her face condition or whatever. So I'm like,
all right, I got this thing, and I pulled out
the chocolate fountain and I put all the chocolate chips
in there, and then I poured a little oat milk
in there to get it going. And then once this
thing got going, I bought. I bought, like I did,
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some apple slices, strawberries, these little I didn't get pound cake,
but I got these little cinnamon cookies, the really good
and bananas and all this stuff to dip into the
little chocolate fountain.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, we did not.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I had.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I bought a couple of really nice prime steaks for
dinner because I knew we're gonna have dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
We didn't even get to dinner, really did not.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
And I bought a nice bottle of wine because I
like this staying at home thing, because you know, I mean,
anyone knows when you buy a bottle of wine at dinner,
it's one hundred percent markup, right, So when you start
getting into the really good bottles.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Like that's ridiculous. So so.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I was like, well, let's just start with dipping some
chocolates and I'll open the bottle of wine. And before
you know it, it was like, yeah, we don't have
to have dinner. And it just went from chocolate dipping
to some Camus red wine to what you expect to
happen on Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Face.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, yet while.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What what was her reaction when she saw the chocolate
fountain and all the goodies?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Well, it's funny because she's been trying to avoid sweets
and all that and a man. Once she saw that,
it was like all in panty dropper naked. Yeah it
was on and yeah it was a big hit. And
then it's it's so funny because you're this thing heats
(26:30):
up and then it melts, and then I'm like how.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Do I clean this thing? And I just throw it away.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
It's like like, how could they make a chocolate fountain
that inexpensive? Like God blessed China for something. I mean,
the Chinese made my Valentines. I'm sure of it, because
that thing should have cost five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Right, it melts chocolate and makes it flow like a river. Okay,
that should be five dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Very willy Wonka. No, these Chinese.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Kids making it for us, God bless them.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Their little tiny screw driver.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You threw it away and get another one next year, right, Yeah,
I'm not going to store this for a year. Oh guys,
I'm telling you it's the I had. In fact, I recently.
I have a video of Tricia that year. It was
a long time ago. The reason I know it was
a long time ago, it was pre boob job.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh, definite difference.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, I should find that video of her. When she
saw it for the first time, she's so dang excited.
It was great.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Got it ate all the things I would not have had.
I wouldn't have had dinner either, just like you guys did.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Right to fill you up?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh oh yeah, I like those better than the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, anything in chocolate.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I'm meeting it right. Well, good, I'm glad J So
you didn't the steaks. They're still good though, right.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
We had those the next night. Wait a minute, how
how did you remember the chuk of fountain? It was
pre pre boob job.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Latricia because he saw the video recently.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, I saw the video of her walking into it,
and her boobs were a lot smaller than you are. Now,
that's how I knew. That's that's that's how I put
it all. That was the big tip on I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I like her boobs weren't catching all the dripping chocolate.
I thought it was related to the fountains somehow.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
No, no chocolate catches everything. Yeah, just just the video.
Wohen she walked through side, got you, got you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Okay, definite.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Care of us.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hey, thanks for being with us French. I'd expect to
hear that this morning, did you. Yeah, good work. That
was from yesterday morning. Stay with us. The JD and
Sandy Hour is coming up.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Simon next it's black
Speaker 5 (29:04):
So if you want me off your back
This is the Sandy Show on Austin's eighties station one
O three point one. Go ahead to ask your question, Ask.
Speaker 2 (00:06):
Questions, great questions, hypothetical question.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
Hypothetical meaning for the unwashed. Yeah, it doesn't really, the
situation is not real.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
It's a made up situation. We're just seeing what you
might think hypothetic. And you unwashed, you thought I forgot
about you. Now I brought you up in a while. Yep,
but you're out there. You've let the unwashed rest for
a while, but you're back, Sandy.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Here's my question.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Okay, flying from North America to Europe, flying flying on
an airplane. I thought of this because they're talking about
more direct flights out of our home city Austin, Texas
to Europe, which I'm all for, right, Okay. Made me
think about this because some people hate flying and are
scared of it. So hypothetically, if somebody built a bridge
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from North America to Europe, would you still fly, say
if you're scared of flying or don't trust it because
all the easiest thing, or would you drive on the bridge.
It would be approximately three thousand miles long, the bridge
to Europe from North America.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
At all, I get when I get across the bridge
is Europe.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
You're in Europe. You made it.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
You had to fly, I'd fly, you fly with too.
It would have been like three four days of driving.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I've been on that bridge in Louisiana. I think it's
over like Ponta train.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
That's a long, longest bridge I think in America. And
that's nerve racking. And they have gas stations on that bridge.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Right well, or is it.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
My cousin Lisa lives in the Keys, the Florida Keys,
and it's a whole uh many many many bridges, miles
and miles and miles of bridges, not high, but between
the mainland and the Florida Keys. And when I'm on that,
I'm nervous because there's nothing but there's nothing but ocean
on either side of you. But you come to little
keys that have you know, houses, restaurants and stuff in between.
(01:54):
They couldn't do that between North America and Europe.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
There's no way.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
One boat runs into one part of the bridge, you're dead.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Yeah, and that happened in Baltimore. I know, I don't know,
I'm knowing A quick search with the longest bridge in America.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Is yeah, that for me would be a hell nah right, like.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Posture Train Causeway in Louisiana, longest bridge.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
In the United States, What about the Keys.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I didn't look that one up. The Lake Pontre Train
Causeway is twenty three point eight three miles. That's my limit.
I've done that twenty three Yeah, that is my limit.
Other long bridges in the United States, the Chesapeake Bay
Bridge Tunnel is seventeen and a half miles, the Monshak
Swamp Bridge twenty three miles. Your bridge even near this
it's like Bonet Carry Spillway Bridge is eleven miles.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There are forty two bridges throughout the Florida Keys seven
mile bridge.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
So to answer your question, if I had to drive it,
I would I wouldn't have I wouldn't be afraid to
drive it. It would suck. It's a long drive. There's
got to be a hotel or along the way.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
I mean, I feel like you are scared to death
of flying if you're going to do this instead.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
Yeah, you're right, you're right. Who is thenner turn of
the scared to death of bridges? We knew somebody, oh
friend's husband, Yeah, he's terrified of a bridge.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
No, it's not. It's not our friend's husband. It's our
friend's husband's mother.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
That's right. Yeah, won't they have to take.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
The long way a long way around when they're driving
to Louisiana to visit family because she don't want to
go across a bridge.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
I slip her an ambient and just go to sleep.
We'll be across this.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
In a half hour, right, right, But you you would
not drive that bridge. No, it would not drive the bridge.
I would not find myself out in the middle of
the ocean. Might as well get on a cruise ship. Yeah,
I'm not doing that. I'd be a long right, I'm
a hold on and fly. Think about this. Somebody breaks
down on the bridge, on the bridge.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Three thousand miles back up.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
No offering, there's no offering, no off ramp. I'll fly,
definitely will fly. Make sure you grab our podcast. It's
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up one three point one Austin George's got the story
(04:12):
We love in just a moment. Thank you very much
for being with us. I'm in an extra spirited mood today,
and I don't know why. So I'm just gonna ride
that way.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Baby, I'm gonna ride it as long as I can too.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Speaking of you know, we're talking about terrifying things earlier.
Have you seen the trailer for the new Woody Harrelson
movie When they go deep sea diving, things go wrong,
He's like the mentor to a young guy. It looks
terrible new movie. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yeah yeah. I
didn't catch the name of it. Man, I want to
see that.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
I will watch it. Any any kind of underwater anything
like that scares the crap out of me, but I
want to.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Watch them all.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Yeah. What was the monster movie you watched the other night? Gorge?
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh the Gorge. Oh lord, you guys, don't waste your
time on the Gorge. Bad Our daughter Landre and I
watched it. That cheese factor is.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
Through the roof.
Speaker 3 (05:01):
It's a monster movie, I know, but even Landy and
I were like, this is a little uncomfortable. Like it's
a good monster movie, entertaining two hours.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
But worse than Meg two. It's the Meg two is
way better.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
That's right.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I loved the Meg and.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
The Meg too, all right, let's talk about Heidi Klue.
She is fifty one. Heidi Klue very candid when she's
in interviews. She doesn't she's not embarrassed to say anything.
And nothing has changed for the America's Got Talent judge
because recently she was talking about growing hair on her
chin in her chest in an interview with Real Simple.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I know again, she's fifty one.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
This is right about the age when hair starts growing
in places hair didn't grow before on chicks. I don't
know if it happens with guys or not. But here's
what she said. I have a chin hair and I
have a boob hair.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Oh too much information.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
She does not care.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
I've heard her say crazy things before. She said of
her boob hair, I would say, it's as long as
my pinky finger.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh, pull it out, she says.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
And there's no woman in that age range alive who
hasn't been inspecting themselves in the mirror their face. Probably
you talked, I know, because I'm on a quest I
will not be hary. And yesterday there was not a
hair there, and then today there's a one inch lung
hair there. How the hell did it get there so
quickly that happens with dudes in their ears, does it?
(06:27):
They just boing like the great place to look is
in the car sometimes the lights with the suns behind
you and you can see it in the rearview mirror
and you're like driving along, You're like.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
Well, when did that happen?
Speaker 4 (06:38):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
Yeah, I will never forget.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
When our daughter was well, she had to be less
than five years old, and I was driving her to
her mother's day out one morning in the morning, sun
shining directly on me. She's sitting in her car seat
behind me, and she goes, Mom, you have a lady's stash.
Because our friend Sean had been here recently talking about
her lady stash. Landry had just learned about it. And
I looked at the mirror and sure enough, the sun
(07:02):
and all its glory was lighting up the hairs about
Oh god, I was very.
Speaker 1 (07:07):
You are diligent about your lady's desh.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
I will not Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
I got to an electrologist, electrologist for electrolysis. That right there, ladies,
is the way to go. All the laser hair removal
not going to do it. All the tweezing's just going
to make more come in. Go to the electrolycist. It's
a miracle, I will not. I've been worried ever since
I started figuring out why do I have hair on
my chin? Sometimes like imagining myself in the old folks
(07:34):
home and nobody plucking my chin hairs and me having
a weird beard as a gr beard. I'm very worried
about that, and I didn't want to make our daughter
pluck my chin hair.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
Was there an older woman in your life that had
chain hair?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Wuld you just randomly see some people? There's some people
out in the wild, out.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
In public are sensitive to it.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
When I started getting them, oh my god, I was like,
what is happening? So yeah, I under control. I do
have it under control.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Heidi Gloom, I'm sure is getting it under contry.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm sure she's doing something about it. I don't know.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
I'm pretty candid about things I say, but I'm not
sure if i'd have talked about my one inch boob hair.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Have you had one?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
I've had one.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, that's the story. We love and that's my wife.
Stay with us more coming up?
Speaker 2 (08:19):
Need extra cash in your life?
Speaker 4 (08:20):
The thousand dollars pay day is back this morning at nine.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
Well, we finally got around to watching Saturday Night Live.
It's fiftieth anniversary. I feel like, are we done with
this now? Because it's been hyped up for months and
months and months and months.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
And there were so many different parts of the special
before Sunday Night's.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Airing, and a lot of it was clever. Yes, it
was really good. It was like.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Watching a three hour Saturday Night Live and every famous
person you can.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Think of was there, right.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
I was scanning the crowd as when they did a
lot of crowd shots and they took questions from the crowd.
That was pretty funny. Yeah, with Tina Fey and Amy
Paul Oh my god, and Keith Richards.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
Killed he asked about a scarf.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, I left it here in eight one off anyone
found it?
Speaker 2 (09:07):
And then Zach Gallipan atlet is bring it. He's like
a Slaus forever. Let it go people.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
That was truly a holy crap. That's Keith Richards moment, right.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
I was shocked they had so many just out of
the blue celebrities.
Speaker 1 (09:21):
Yeah, and that was a very clever way of getting
them all into the show, right.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
And one of them asked, I can't remember who it was,
it was Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning like, is this just
a way for you to include people who y'all aren't
going to have in any of the skits.
Speaker 1 (09:32):
No, it wasn't Peyton Manning.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
It was it was John Ham, John Han and he
was like, I was funny, right right. But it started
off with one of my favorite sketches when they do
the Lawrence Welk Show and the Maharel.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Sisters and Kristin Wig.
Speaker 3 (09:48):
They're all prim and proper, and then Kristin Wigg pays
the weird sister with the huge forehead in the tiny hands.
Kim Kardashian was in that sketch. He was in the
very first I thought it was hilarious. Kevin Costner is
sitting out in the crowd share and Share. Yeah, they
moved him around. Oh they did yekay share.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
What was going on with that hair?
Speaker 2 (10:11):
I don't know. That was weird.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Will Ferrell was in a couple of the sketches, hilarious.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
I liked it when they said share, do you have
any questions? She's like no, but I got a lot
of answer, a.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
Lot of answers.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
My favorite sketch was black Black Jeopardy. Oh, okay, and
Keenan Thompson is hosting it. And we have a sketch
of Eddie Murphy and Tracy Morgan.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
Here it is. Here is Eddie Murphy as Tracy Morgan. Yes,
Tracy mulgan gonna.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Make some big money.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Wait a minute, Tracy, don't you already have a lot
of money, But you gotta have a lot of money
if you're going to live like I live. I ate
cheese lasagna.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I only got three cheeses.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Yes, okay, we here ye Jesus and Tracy, y'all seemed
like y'all might be related.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Well, James Joes was my biological father, James O.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
Jones impregnanty my mother. On the set of.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
He sounded exactly like Tracy Morgan and Tracy Morgan is
playing a different character standing right next to Eddie Murphy.
It was hilarious.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Great to see Eddie Murphy right Oh god.
Speaker 3 (11:30):
And he was in another sketch later and he is
spot on. He didn't break at any point.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Kate McKinnon. The UFO people, Yes, hysterical, hilarious. I loved it.
When they were Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were taking
questions from the crowd, in. Nate Bargatzi stood up and
he's like, I recently hosted, and I'm wondering who the
blonde woman is backstage?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Who took my pants off?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Right?
Speaker 3 (11:57):
And it was it was a woman named Donna who's
been with the show forever and she dresses the hosts
in between in between the skits.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
And then Jason Momoa stood up as like, so, what's
Donna's vibe?
Speaker 2 (12:09):
Right there?
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Does she travel?
Speaker 3 (12:11):
They were like, Donna, who was the best person, the
best celebrity you ever dressed? And before they finished the sentence,
she yelled Jason Momoa, So then later on he's interested
in Donna.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
It was just good.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
So Sunday Nights was the big show, but they also
did the thing on Friday Night when they did all
the music and stuff and my favorite band reunited and
was fronted by Post Malone. I'm talking about Nirvana, and
it was really a cool moment. Adam Saylor's song was
(12:55):
cool too.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I loved it. It may be a little.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
Emotional for some reason, and it was so inside yeah
about it was inside stuff for the cast, but it
still touched people right, but you still could understand it
having never been a part of it right.
Speaker 2 (13:10):
Yeah, it was really good.
Speaker 1 (13:11):
I'm gonna watch It's one of those things I'll watch
again and again and again.
Speaker 4 (13:15):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I loved it. But at the end of three hours,
I was like, I'm not right.
Speaker 1 (13:19):
Yeah, Rapid Fire, Q and A Trust has got three
questions for me. The lasers signify that we are officially
on the record.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
All right, hot shot, I got distracted.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Stop staring at the TV in.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
Here making sure I'm not missing pay attention.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
All right, here we go. First question, Sandy.
Speaker 3 (13:45):
Earlier, I did the story about Selena Gomez's fiance surprising
her with tortilla chips and a bathtub full of nacho
cheese step because she loves it so much.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Here's the question.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
What do you love so much that you would want
to bathe in it?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Selena Gomez? A food? Right? Sure?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Yeah, a food.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
I'm gonna go with Riese's pieces.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Oh my god, you do love Reese's the whole process.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I the shell them in my mouth. I separate the
shell on one side of my mouth, then I work
on the peanut buttery chocolate part that I finished the shell.
It's the whole price. It's like eating sunflower seeds for me. Yeah,
I love it. Yeah, so I'm gonna go with Riese's pieces.
Well maybe spaghetti sauce. No, yeah, it would it would burn,
(14:34):
It would burn.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
All right. Here's your next question, Sandy.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
Are you more mad about the high price of eggs
or the high price of razors?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
High price of razors? I've been mad at that for
thirty years, I know.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
But eggs are creeping up there, Yeah they are.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
Well, here's the thing with razors. They've got you. Yeah,
you gotta have it.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
You gotta have them otherwise you look like a wild blumberjacket.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
Yeah right.
Speaker 5 (14:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:56):
Here's a thing too that I keep thinking about eggs.
People griping about the price eggs. How much do people
pay for a latte every day?
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Right?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Right? Six eight bucks if not more? Yeah, Starbucks of
fancy coffee every day.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
So you get a dozen eggs for what are they?
Six bucks?
Speaker 2 (15:11):
The bucks? Say bucks?
Speaker 3 (15:12):
In some days? I think there's highest ten bucks? Right,
I mean, what do you care more about the coffee
or the egg?
Speaker 1 (15:16):
Yeah, coffee, that's the that's the age old question of
coffee or the eg.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
All right.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
Finally, last question, Sandy Bard from you when you asked
me this yesterday, if you could have a cartoon best friend.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
Who would it be?
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Okay, so this Smokey Bear a cartoon.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
No Smokey Bear is real.
Speaker 1 (15:37):
Okay, So then I've got to go with I've got
to go with. It's either it's one of two.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:45):
I can't decide between Fred Flintstone.
Speaker 4 (15:49):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
If he's a water buffalo. He has a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
He bowls, Yeah, I like the bowl and dream things.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
Yeah, and Yogi Bear?
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Why Yogi Bear?
Speaker 1 (15:59):
I want to outside? So I would have answer Fred's
might I'd be friends with Fred.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
But you know, they don't have air conditioning where Fred lives.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
I know. But it's cool climate there is it. Yeah,
they're prehistoric. He's got a cool ride.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
Yeah, you gotta work though.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
Wife Wilma's hot. Yeah all right, but I wouldn't mess
with Wilma. I would have Betty. She was hotter.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
Betty was married to Barney.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
But I would be to Barney. I would be Barney.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
You're saying you would replace Barney as Fred's best friend.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
And then I have that kid, bam bam.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
Yeah, he's fun.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, the strongest kid. So that's my answer to your question.
I'm sorry if it's disappointing.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, Fred Flintstone, disappointing Stone.
Speaker 1 (16:39):
That's who it would be. That's rapid fire, Q and A.
We got more coming out. Thanks for listening. We'll see
you on the radio every morning from six until ten
on Austin's eighty station one o three point one and
streaming on the iHeartRadio app one O three point one Austin.
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I want to be the air for you.
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I riding, I still sup from the sky.
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What say you can I.
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Know you know it's ut.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
Now they have the one have blamed.
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What.
Speaker 2 (18:43):
I can't promise you long, but I can't find backs
today at the cot.
Speaker 6 (19:00):
A meal exactly I met didn't get passed.
Speaker 2 (19:11):
But when you get drunk out the wow my, that
s when you're.
Speaker 5 (19:48):
Not where you.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Don't play in the show.
Speaker 5 (20:04):
Bay, I should I say both cables. I said, when
your brain I want to us hold you and I die,
(20:33):
so stop by one hands love? How bed that you
did not a flea when your brain me.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
And dip you.
Speaker 1 (20:59):
From Good morning. The JV and Sandy Hour getting ready
(21:26):
to start at seven o'clock this morning. Hopefully you'll stick
around for it. Here's what we got planned for you.
Chrisa's going to a story about something that you can
buy that if you're worried about all your private stuff
on your computer and your iPad and all that it
will know when you die and clear all that information.
She'll tell you about it. Also, Jab's wife went to
get a facial and left with a diet that she
(21:50):
wants to try. And if you were with us yesterday
you heard how I'm in the doghouse because of missing
Trisha's birthday and Valentine's Day last week. Well, what it's
going to ask me to get out of the doghouse
has me thinking it might be better just to stay
in the doghouse. All that's coming up after seven o'clock
during the JB and Sandy Hour. If you missed it yesterday,
here's something you missed all right, Well, if you're with us.
(22:12):
Just a little bit ago. You heard about the complete
failure I had for Valentine's Day with Tricia. So just
to even out the scales a little bit, we're going
to tell you about the home run that JB hit
with his wife. We'll get to that in just a sec.
But don't forget to grab the podcast version of the
show if you miss any of it you're ducking out,
going into work or whatever, you're just busy. It's available
(22:33):
every single day on the iHeartRadio app.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
So JB tell us, well, I think I don't remember
how this all unfolded. I think it's credit to you
guys for what I bought for Valentine's say, because I
did not put a lot into Valentine's Day.
Speaker 1 (22:49):
I'll be honest.
Speaker 4 (22:51):
I have put a lot into certain holidays over the years,
and add some home runs. I was kind of mailing
it in this year, not gonna lie, And then you
guys brought up something about a chocolate fountain and got.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Me going, and I was like, whoa wait, WHOA biggest
home run I ever hit was the chocolate fountain? And
you you were kind of off the hook for Valentine's Day.
If I remember, right, I was a.
Speaker 4 (23:14):
Little bit off the hook because my wife had like
this some sort of face baking thing done, and so
she's like, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Going to be presentable to go out for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:27):
You know, you do those things on a Friday knowing
that it's going to be all whatever for a few days,
so then you can go back and act like you
just got younger over the weekend. And so I was
somewhat off the hook. But you guys mentioned something about
getting a chocolate fountain. I was like, what wait, what, Okay,
(23:48):
hold on, because I didn't have a big plan. I
didn't have any reservations or anything like that. And I
go on Amazon and there literally is a twenty nine
dollars Amazon chocolate fountain and cheap, and so that showed
up on Thursday, I guess. And then I went to
(24:11):
HB and got a bunch of like, you know, milk
chocolate morsels from the baking section.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
And literally.
Speaker 4 (24:22):
We had no plans because we weren't going to go
out because of her face condition or whatever. So I'm like,
all right, I got this thing, and I pulled out
the chocolate fountain and I put all the chocolate chips
in there, and then I poured a little oat milk
in there to get it going. And then once this
thing got going, I bought. I bought, like I did,
(24:43):
some apple slices, strawberries, these little I didn't get pound cake,
but I got these little cinnamon cookies, the really good
and bananas and all this stuff to dip into the
little chocolate fountain.
Speaker 2 (24:58):
Yeah, we did not.
Speaker 1 (25:00):
I had.
Speaker 4 (25:01):
I bought a couple of really nice prime steaks for
dinner because I knew we're gonna have dinner.
Speaker 1 (25:08):
We didn't even get to dinner, really did not.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
And I bought a nice bottle of wine because I
like this staying at home thing, because you know, I mean,
anyone knows when you buy a bottle of wine at dinner,
it's one hundred percent markup, right, So when you start
getting into the really good bottles.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
Like that's ridiculous. So so.
Speaker 4 (25:30):
I was like, well, let's just start with dipping some
chocolates and I'll open the bottle of wine. And before
you know it, it was like, yeah, we don't have
to have dinner. And it just went from chocolate dipping
to some Camus red wine to what you expect to
happen on Valentine's.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
Face.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Yeah, yet while.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
What what was her reaction when she saw the chocolate
fountain and all the goodies?
Speaker 4 (26:08):
Well, it's funny because she's been trying to avoid sweets
and all that and a man. Once she saw that,
it was like all in panty dropper naked. Yeah it
was on and yeah it was a big hit. And
then it's it's so funny because you're this thing heats
(26:30):
up and then it melts, and then I'm like how.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Do I clean this thing? And I just throw it away.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
It's like like, how could they make a chocolate fountain
that inexpensive? Like God blessed China for something. I mean,
the Chinese made my Valentines. I'm sure of it, because
that thing should have cost five hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Right, it melts chocolate and makes it flow like a river. Okay,
that should be five dollars.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Very willy Wonka. No, these Chinese.
Speaker 4 (27:04):
Kids making it for us, God bless them.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Their little tiny screw driver.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
You threw it away and get another one next year, right, Yeah,
I'm not going to store this for a year. Oh guys,
I'm telling you it's the I had. In fact, I recently.
I have a video of Tricia that year. It was
a long time ago. The reason I know it was
a long time ago, it was pre boob job.
Speaker 2 (27:30):
Oh, definite difference.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, I should find that video of her. When she
saw it for the first time, she's so dang excited.
It was great.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Got it ate all the things I would not have had.
I wouldn't have had dinner either, just like you guys did.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Right to fill you up?
Speaker 1 (27:48):
Oh oh yeah, I like those better than the strawberries.
Speaker 2 (27:53):
Yeah, anything in chocolate.
Speaker 1 (27:56):
I'm meeting it right. Well, good, I'm glad J So
you didn't the steaks. They're still good though, right.
Speaker 4 (28:02):
We had those the next night. Wait a minute, how
how did you remember the chuk of fountain? It was
pre pre boob job.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Latricia because he saw the video recently.
Speaker 1 (28:14):
Yeah, I saw the video of her walking into it,
and her boobs were a lot smaller than you are. Now,
that's how I knew. That's that's that's how I put
it all. That was the big tip on I didn't know.
Speaker 4 (28:26):
I like her boobs weren't catching all the dripping chocolate.
I thought it was related to the fountains somehow.
Speaker 1 (28:33):
No, no chocolate catches everything. Yeah, just just the video.
Wohen she walked through side, got you, got you.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Okay, definite.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Care of us.
Speaker 1 (28:50):
Hey, thanks for being with us French. I'd expect to
hear that this morning, did you. Yeah, good work. That
was from yesterday morning. Stay with us. The JD and
Sandy Hour is coming up.
Speaker 2 (29:00):
Simon next it's black
Speaker 5 (29:04):
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