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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Top of the morning to you, Michael and Dragon, wishing
you just a delightful Saint Patrick's day today. Dear Elon,
here's the list of my five accomplishments this week. I
won a golf championship, killed a leader of vices, deported
planes full of gang members, lowered gas, eggs and inflation,
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set up Russia and Ukraine ceasefire. I also made one
of the most adorable videos walking X to Marine one
signed Donald J. Trump. A great account to follow in
Denver is called Denver is Burning. D NVR Underscore is
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Underscore burning. The person reported this week that Lorraina Garcia
and her ango's quite the family affair. It gets a
million dollars in tax payments. It pays Garcia one hundred
and thirty two thousand, her parents sixty thousand, and Garcia's
wife eighty seven point five thousand a year.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Dragon, what are you doing?
Speaker 3 (01:07):
You can't pinch the secretary under secretary.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Be sure to tell everybody to pog mahone today.
Speaker 5 (01:16):
Happy Saint Patti's Day in Colorado. If you're an immigrant,
you don't need a driver's license, insurance or a registered
car of insurances.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
View.
Speaker 5 (01:26):
At that point, I'm sure that helps with our rates
here in Colorado.
Speaker 6 (01:33):
Michael, this is a Cooper seven three nine six at Louisville, Kentucky.
Back about five six years ago, when I moved from
Boulder County out here to Louisville, Kentucky, my insurance rate doubled,
and then I had to do one of those bundle
and safe things and just stick it all together like
a sandwich.
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Good morning from South Dakota. The reason I left that
in a Texas morning instead of a talkback is that
visiting with the grandchildren on eastern South Dakota and they
were on the floor in the bed room sleeping like
little burritos. Everyone have a great day, Michael.
Speaker 8 (02:06):
Is climate change your hoax?
Speaker 5 (02:09):
Astronaut Mark Kelly just traded out his EV for a
gas powered Ukon.
Speaker 9 (02:17):
Imagine that this Mark Kelly thing. My first thought was, Man,
they already made the money off of the car. Really,
you really showed them.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
Good morning, guys, and happy Saint Patti's Day. Hey Dragon,
you mentioned that Mark Kelly could have just bought a
Ford Focus if you wanted a new one. He couldn't
do that. Actually, because Ford stopped making cars. For the
most part, they still make the Machi Mustang and I
think the regular Mustang and a very limited capacity. But
they got rid of all of their car manufacturing so
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they could switch over to EV production, which has, as
we know failed.
Speaker 1 (02:56):
Have great week guess.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Michael, this is max up freedom to Hampshire. So went
to the walmarts this weekend to get my kids some
Saint Patrick's Day stuff, you know, be festive and all.
What a disappointment. Not a single sombrero Opiniata's only one
lousy case of corona sor basis. I know we're a
border state, but maybe Trump's taking this too far FJP.
Speaker 10 (03:21):
More thing, Mike Dragon, Hey, so this year I had
paid just almost six hundred dollars for my twenty two
Ion five. But also thank that guy for buying those
because that means Chevy still had to buy more oxygen.
Speaker 2 (03:36):
Offsets, those CO two offsets.
Speaker 8 (03:39):
Sorry.
Speaker 10 (03:40):
Yeah, so hey guys, have a great day.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Let's keep the market rolling. Just curious technical question, does
France have an ass because if it does, I think
we should return the statue and shove it up in there,
good and tight. Oh and if it's pre loaded with
a dozen nukes using proximity triggers, which detecked wine and
cheese and the lack of the odorant, well that would
be okay too, goober out.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Michael.
Speaker 11 (04:07):
I had a French girlfriend who told me to kiss
her where it stinks, so I took her to Commerce City. Michael.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
Commerce City is the butthole and manned Is it stink?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
My uncle used to call Commerce City dirty derby that
goes back aways.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Have good day, Michael.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
If a person is here illegally, that is in the
United States, do they have any rights under the constitution?
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Michael, I got a question for you.
Speaker 7 (04:44):
So, mack Mood Khalil is apparently an Algerian citizen who
was born in the Syrian refugee camp.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Yeah, his wife says he's Palestinian. How does that work.
Speaker 8 (04:56):
Yeah, there's just no way that this country's ebergan to
unite with the the way it currently stands. I mean,
it's just lies after lies. They do nothing but sea
vision in this country. They're absolutely terrible for the psyche
of this country and regular everyday Americans. I mean, even
my mom is off her rocker with Trump and everything
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else that's going on. And if if it doesn't get
shut down or if Trump doesn't shut it down, call
it good man, We're done, Michael.
Speaker 7 (05:26):
I'm just wondering what legal recourse there is against these
activist communists judges.
Speaker 8 (05:33):
Our society has reached peak insanity with the fact that
so many people are upset about these terrorist sympathizers being
deported out of our country, gang members being flown to
El Savador, like they should have some golden carpet rolled
out for them, Like what are we as a country anymore?
And why are people believing in this insanity? It just
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drives me up the wall.
Speaker 11 (05:57):
Nine o'clock News Hour reported that up As investigating FEMA
funds sent to Denver, did the Commie bureau suffer a
natural disaster from all their hot air and they applied
for FEMA funds?
Speaker 8 (06:17):
Michael.
Speaker 11 (06:17):
The cabal media is so warped that lady you had
on earlier asking Marco Rubio about that deportation would rather
see terrorists living in this country than true loving Americans.