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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Good morning. This is a test of the emergency Cackle
prevention system. This is only a test. An event of
a real Calculi emergency, you would have been directed to
leave it talkback at this place in time. I repeat,
this is only a test. Bye Michael and Dragon testes
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testes one, two, three.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
My lord, are you needy? I ride on the back
window of my truck. My guber number is fifteen twenty
and hawk if you're a guber two and then I
list Michael says, go here dot com. And then you
still want talkbacks. You are insatiable?
Speaker 3 (00:41):
Okay, Goober's we need to think this through. Dragon leaves
on quote unquote a vacation, then we have this strike
on Iran's nuclear sites, and then Dragon returns. Are we
living in Game of Thrones? I mean we're the drug
Wagan's released to do this. I don't think there was
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any vacation.
Speaker 4 (01:04):
At all, Michael.
Speaker 5 (01:09):
A few months ago, I was in Phoenix and I
saw lots of Waymo cars.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
They're super interesting.
Speaker 6 (01:16):
I don't know why anybody wanted to burn them.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh pastor gravitas. Thanks hey, Dragon. Since I know that
Michael would not want to go on a trip with
his goobers, all twelve of us, why don't we do
a trip with Dragon, just Dragon? It would be amazing.
I bet all of us would go. Let's ask the
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superiors at iHeart one of Mike.
Speaker 7 (01:45):
I think the Democrats like their laws. They just don't
like our laws. They like the laws that they like.
They like to pick and choose their laws, because they're
totally okay with people with laws, just not the laws
that they don't like.
Speaker 4 (02:05):
Supposedly, DHS has approved plans in Florida for a facility
to detain illegals in the ever Glades. It's surrounded by alligators.
We can call it alligator alcatraz.
Speaker 6 (02:20):
Hey, Michael, to answer your question as to why are
they setting way mold cars on fire, there's an anchor
out in the Los Angeles named Jory Rand ABC seven,
and he characterized the neighbors as just a bunch of
people having fun watching cars burn. That should help.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
They say America is the land of opportunity. It is.
Think about this. Last week, a guy who was a
former McDonald's employee saves the free world from Iranian nuclear power.
Speaker 8 (02:57):
Very amazing, Michael, Why don't those morons figure out a
way to crack down on the cars that have no tags,
no license plate, expire, temporary tags, expire tags. Could you
know they're not paying anything they could? Pull Us is
missing out on a whole lot of quote fees on that,
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plus they don't have insurance. The scumballs.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Yesterday, Governor pull Us promoted the Denver is the fourth
best cycling city in the US. Just amazing. We built
all these bikelanes, yet no one uses it. I wonder
if it has to do with all the crime in
Denver and the trash and the bikelanes. Huh. I also
wonder how do we rank in bicycle Seff. That's a
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great idea. Ride your bicycle and get it stolen.
Speaker 9 (03:49):
Hey, Michael, and Dragon doctor Brown he was attacked by
the Libyans, not the Iranians. Have a nice day, Michael.
Speaker 10 (04:01):
I used to believe that if Democrats actually got what
they voted for, they would realize the errors of their ways. However,
I'm not convinced of that anymore. I hope New York
actually votes for this dumb dumb to become mayor. Peo
will destroy that city once and for all, and they
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deserve it.
Speaker 11 (04:23):
Michael, what this guy who's running for mayor of New
York is saying sounds like something that would come from
the Babylon be except it's ten and not funny, and
actually it's shocking and horristic.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Mike.
Speaker 7 (04:39):
So if you don't have to pay property taxes or rent,
you can provide cheaper produce and groceries.
Speaker 9 (04:46):
Aren't they just admitting.
Speaker 7 (04:47):
That property taxes and rent is out of control, a
problem that they caused.
Speaker 12 (04:53):
Hey, Michael, I find myself kind of hoping the socialist
wins in New York City, just so I can watch
from a as the people of New York City. You
reap what they sew. Does that make me a bad person?
And before you get too cute with your answer, I
specifically asked, does that one thing make me a bad person?
Speaker 5 (05:13):
Mike? You almost had me on the story about the
grocery stores. But this must be a regurgitated story from
April first or something, because when you started talking about
the DMV and linking it to that, and that's a plus. No,
no one, no one would do that.
Speaker 13 (05:36):
Good morning. This is your favorite jew goober, Yes, your
frailite jew buber. Hey, welcome back, Daggon. I think the
lawyer and the judge had a woo woo not there,
That's what I think he called it. Honey. I mean,
listen to his boy, Honey, you just flew out so
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like naturally.
Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah, I think judge.
Speaker 13 (06:01):
I think the lawyer is doing the judge.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Have a good date, Michael.
Speaker 14 (06:06):
I agree with you. Why would we have to worry
about a judge that's out of his jurisdiction and the
Supreme Court already ruled. I mean, it's just irrelevant. Why
even make news out of this guy? He's nothing. This
judge needs to be impeached. He needs to be thrown
out of his job because he has no jurisdiction and
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he's disobeying a Supreme Court order.
Speaker 10 (06:31):
Hey, Mike, let's just buy Devil's Island from the French
and send him there.