December 1, 2023 • 19 mins
Jeff dealt with a big truck driver who can’t drive a big truck today! Jerry’s fun baby seems to have refiled a lawsuit against him! Elon doesn’t care about losing sponsors on X! The DPD is going to start enforcing new adult-oriented business laws!
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At four five today we will havethe vess damn Sports segment period, at
which time I believe the plan isto look ahead to the goings on of
the evening. Yes, cowboys andvery large bird Seahawk, which they will
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be taking on full preview with entertainmentvalue built in. So there you go,
Hollywood swinging or are we doing thattoday? Were swinging today? Yeah,
we're swinging. Okay, we're swinginghard. Just making sure. Maybe
that's the next segment at three thirtyfive, but right now it's time for
this. All we have to giveis what's in our bucket. Welcome to
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Jeff's bucket of crap. First up, you guys, know what grinds my
gears that I ran into today?Really grinds my gears. I don't know,
Jeff, what grinds your gears thatyou read into today. The big
truck driver who is not capable ofbeing a big truck driver. You know,
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Yeah, you see them in theparking lot. They got the truck
jacked up a couple of feet,and they got big old tires that stick
out further than they normally would.And it's f twot fifty or a Chevy
twenty five hundred, maybe thirty fivehundred. It's a big old truck.
But said driver can't handle big oldtruck. Stop getting the big old truck.
If you can't handle the big oldtruck. Yeah, it's so much
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bigger than the average car that italmost seems like it would require specific training,
yeah or something. I was justleaving a parking lot from where I
had lunch pluckers, and you know, I'm cruising down I'm at the Addison
location. Hell yeah. And inthat parking lot, you got cars going
both ways, you know, andone of them is kind of making right
from the perpendicular way to come oninto where we're going two different directions,
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and they swung that thing about fiftyfeed out further than needed because they don't
know how big their truck is andthey think they're going to hit a curb.
If you're not equipped to be abig truck driver, don't get a
big truck. I had an Fone to fifty for years, extended cap.
It was too big for me.I'm not qualified for the job.
Parking was a hassle, okay,I wasn't good at it. I got
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out of the truck game, andthat wasn't even a big truck. If
you're out there and you can't bigtruck drive, don't own big truck.
What do you think the qualifications are? Know how big your vehicle is and
how to maneuver it. It doesn'thave anything to do with your size as
a human. Huh No, okay, no, he'd be a tiny person
in a big truck. But ifyou've got the big truck because you're a
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tiny person, to make you feellike you aren't tiny, Oh, that's
a self esteem issue. Do youthink there are a lot of tiny people
big truck tandems out there? Ido act you look at me, shoopy.
I'll just drive a midsize suv.I know you do, and I
salute you for that, shoopy,thank you. I do think that that
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it definitely happens. I don't thinkit's necessarily the majority. I think that
all sizes are equally represented in bigtruck bille. Now we know who the
majority is. But you can't drive. Yeah, but if you can't drive
your big truck, don't. Butthe thing is a lot of people who
can't drive their vehicle don't know thatthey can't drive their vehicle. They're not
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vehicle self aware. That's right,So they think they're good. Okay,
he's absolutely correct. Yeah, Sothe one I saw is up here.
It's riding up here, way uphie. And then so I'm coming down
here and I'm gonna make a leftto go into the next area of parking
to make a ride onto the tollway. So I'm gonna go up here and
I'm gonna make a left. They'recoming in and they're gonna make a right.
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So we're gonna be going driving pasteach other. Okay, But I
see, I got about sixty feetto the stop sign, and big truck
starts to make that turn. Butbig truck clears the curb on its right
by about fifteen feet, so bigtruck is taking up all the space.
So I just stop with forty feetto go because I'm like, clearly big
I can't go to the south sidebecause big truck and big truck stops too
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like, oh crap, I'm gonetoo wide and like and I don't know
why I did a voice. Itwas actually it was actually a damn it.
I don't know what word you cansay because I don't know, like
if I don't know specific country oforigin. I don't want to throw out
a broad term, but it was. It was a lady of a person
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from a place. But it doesn'tmatter. I'm talking to the big truck
driver, not that lady. Okay, Oh, she is the one who
ground ground my gears. I justI just want just get a vehicle that
you can control. Is she anEastern European? No further east? I
would imagine. I don't know,though, because how many times, how
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many generations have to be born inAmerica before that's just an American person that
that isn't necessarily a white person.Really hard questions right now? I don't
know, yeah, because like Iwas gonna say Chinese, but I don't
know that you know? And soyou don't know? You say Asian?
Right? Is that? I don'tknow? Is that one? I think
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you can? Yeah? Text inwhat do you say? I need to
stop, let's move forward. Textin all the words you said, I'm
describing a person of the uh huh. Yeah. Now I feel you though,
And I'm in a large car.You're a big truck driver thanks to
Dan and leasing. Are you capable? And I don't know? I think
I am Oh no, that's notconfident you're not capable. I think I
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am. Can you park one shot? He's telling me, I'm not.
Are you a one shot parker?Uh? No, oh no, I'm
not. It's big, yeah,And I'm used to a big car,
like I learned on a suburban.Actually yeah, when I was learning how
to drive, and I've always hadan SUV. If I drive a little
car, I'm like, I'm I'mscared. But you got to pull into
some back out pull back in.So it's very big. Yeah, And
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I worry about like sticking out toomuch or being angled too much. So
I've rearranged myself a lot when I'mtrying to part. I do appreciate that.
Because the Tahoe that I parked nextto the back end was in my
spot. The front end was inthat spot. I thought about leaving them
a note that just said you're stupid. I don't do that. I didn't.
You don't never know what anybody elseis going through. Okay, you're
stupid. Be kind. And thereason I'm saying that easy is because you
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easy. There are lines that tellus where to park, and you ignored
them, or you're arrogant and selfcentered enough that you didn't care ps.
I don't know what you're going through, and so have a good day.
Be easy. I love you.Listen to theasy just as often as you
possibly can. Man the note onyour car it makes you feel so bad.
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I got one of those recently.Oh no, is it parking?
Well, no, you're not abig truck driver, you'll know. My
parking job was fine, But whereI parked somebody didn't like in our very
own parking garage because there's not verymany spaces. Oh you parked in a
reserve spot. Yeah, I don'tknow where. I don't know what to
do. They're like the only spotsthat you're open. When we pull up
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here at one o'clock or whatever,it's like majority of reserved and they're all
open. Having all those resarse spotsthat that tello's over there, isn't it.
Yeah, But then the building's dead? Is it dead? Dead?
Like hellos? I don't think anyone. Is that the one that burned down
today? No, that's the street. It's the one, uh to the
other side. Oh yeah, gym, Yeah, yeah, I just don't
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parts that gym. That seemed likea good idea at the time. Yeah,
like so many things when people wentplaces. Uh huh, Yeah,
that doesn't happen anymore. People don'tdo that. Yeah, anyway, that
was just what was grinding my gearstoday. And it sounds like you've got
some issues with your big truck too. I do, but I'm considerate.
I think Terry Jones is back inthe news. Gee, what a surprise.
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Fun Babies back. Oh really yeah, all right now I'm interested.
Yeah, which is interesting because Istill don't know what's happening with the initial
lawsuit of hey, you're my dadand he's like, hey, don't say
that now that's the eighteen year oldor is this another one she's twenty six
now, okay, But the dealwas allegedly she not her her mom,
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and Jerry allegedly might have been involvedin the nineties and he might be her
dad allegedly, and they might havemade a deal that as long as you
guys don't talk about who daddy is, here's some money. Yeah, that
allegedly happened in the nineties. Andshe's like, yo, I didn't sign
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that. You my daddy? Yeah, oh, tell everybody you to Peppy
that's what she wants now. Thesecond fun Baby is no, there's only
the one I thought there's only theone. I thought there were two.
No, Alexander Davis. Yeah,she's okay, it's twenty six ys,
ok So she REFI old a defamationlawsuit this week against Jerry and his associates,
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claiming that they worked to portray herin the public as an extortionist and
tried to destroy her reputation and makeher look like a shakedown artist. So
like in March of twenty twenty twois when she sued him to be recognized
as his biological daughter. I haveno idea where that lawsuit is, and
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there is nothing about it in thisstory other than the original mention that in
March twenty two she sued him forthat. But here we are well over
a year and a half later,and I have no idea, Like,
couldn't somebody just swoop by and belike, hey, Jerry got some blood
turns out thing like, yeah,how has that not happened yet? I
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don't know. I would imagine thathe's filed stuff and they keep extending and
pushing this really good at making thingsgo away. Yeah, probably not too
hard to get somebody's flood if theyreally wanted to. What would you what
are you saying what would be yourplane? You could always do like a
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like a screw that's pointed up likesomewhere where they're going to walk. And
how would you get the screw there? Let's just say his office at the
Star. Go ahead, How areyou? What are you doing? His
house? Midal mastermind Julie dug allright, we're going to put a screw
in the floor his house. Howare we? Huh? Because you said
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it's not hard to get his blood. If if that was like what was
keeping you from so much money?Do you think you could sneak into Jerry's
house. I could find a wayto get somebody's blood if it meant millions
and millions and billions of dollars.Yeah, we're talking Jerry. He's got
security. You think you could getin his house? I could get outside
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of You can get outside of hishouse. I could. I could find
the place on the Star. Thinkyou might step and put a little booby
trap there? You know? Thinkthat you ever been to the Star?
No, okay, I've been tothe old facility. I used to work
at the old facility. But fromwhat I hear, this one's a lot
different. It's tougher. I mean, you can if you do the act
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like you belong, it's doable.I've done it to go to the podcast
studios that you're downstairs, but normallyI stop and check in at the desk
because I don't when people chase mearound. Yeah, because the third time
that I had to outrun somebody inthe star was exhausting. Yeah, and
they start chasing you to take offrunning down the stairs and it's like it's
like back in the day, thatplace was wide open. Yeah, all
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hours, day or night. Anybodywho wanted to walk in there could tell
your interests the best, That's whatI'm talking about. Yeah, my guy
used to let us in the backdoor about seven pm, five nights a
week, watch tape, and weknow you go out there in the middle
of the day and wide open,just going in the room, you know,
ye walk by Montiy Kiffin in thehalls and I'd just be like,
hey, coach, and he'd belike he this kind of sounds he's older
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at that point. Interesting sound isthat like a donkey or there it is
groovy, like money kiffing towards youend there. If you ever get audio
of him talking to the players,it's like we got it. It was
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kind of different. It was unique, and he drove like a nineteen eighty
eight Civic or something else. Hewas saving his money. What are you
trying to do to me to daygrooms? I don't know. I want
to make you pee your pants again. You're quite close? Is that in
the clip countdown? And o KTis doing a top sifty clip counts?
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Sound, Yeah, it's in there. Julie goes potty on herself off because
of a drop. But I don'tknow if the goats are in there.
They don't. The goats need tobe in there, need to be it's
fine, but they're included in thebeing your pants things. So yeah,
that's on the two birds with onestone. That's true. There's like fifty
total things. So so everybody cutssomewhere, go find that and vote for
ye Julie. Body break fun tweetson X formerly known as Twitter. Yeah,
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we have to have some fun withthose clips at some point. I
mean we could talk about X.You guys see that Elon Musk told the
CEO of Disney basically to go bleephimself. Yeah, live on TV.
I heard that the downbeat this morningis the most important thing in the in
the world today, was it?Yeah, right, early, what's your
net worth got to be to notbe worried about torpedoing like a forty billion
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dollar company, and it's got tobe more than forty billion, I guess
because he don't care. He doesn'tcare, He don't care at all.
Combination of net worth and just don'tgiven f And he definitely has a lack
of social awareness and arrogance. Butthat's pretty common I think amongst super wealthy
m It's true. But yeah,Elon Musk was talking about the people who
are not at advertising on Twitter becauseof some of the things he has done
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on Twitter, and they're like,oh, we don't want our ads next
to that, so they pull theirads and he's like, yeah, that's
fine. He's like, we'll justmake it abundantly clear who those people are
and we'll punish them because we cando that if you want. Like,
if if you're a person who somehowhasn't bunch of people who do whatever you
say and he's like, this companyis evil, then people will be like,
that's it. I'm not watching goofTroop or something I don't know,
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so you can just talk crap aboutthose people that aren't choosing to spend their
money with him and try to sabotagethem that way, Yeah, and try
to force them to give him moneyotherwise he's going to try to get people
to turn against your company. Ridiculous. That's so stupid. Anybody cares about
his money. I want some money. He has screwups so much stuff.
It is weird that he that hedoesn't care, like it's a super and
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this is now, this is thisis this is weird because this is bordering
on political because he ventures into thatrealm. So now if you talk about
Elon Musk, you'll have people ona certain side that get super mad at
you. But like, it's realweird to me that you just had a
lot of money and like he wasjust really mad at Twitter and so he
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shot off his mouth and they're like, it's yours, you claim you'll buy
it, and then he had doneyep, And so he overpaid for something
and he doesn't care that he's torpedoingit at all. No real weird.
Same with fighting Mark Zuckerberg, butthat never happened, right, I just
don't. You don't if you owna social media platform that I'm on,
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I don't also want you to bethe main character on it. I don't
all want to actually know who youare, right care? Like just I
didn't mean tweet. I didn't knowwho Jack Dorsey was forever. Yeah,
and I didn't want to. Idon't care. Yeah, I don't care.
I did because a girl from mycollege dated him. Some of that
money. They didn't get married.Yeah, she missed out on it.
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I guess the only reason I knewwho he was he started Twitter. Okay,
that's what I thought. Yeah,that's who I want to run all
these things. Yeah, I don'twant to know you. Yeah. Same
here the whole world has turned intolike, oh, oh, you don't
well, watch me turn half ofthese against that and then half of these
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we're just gonna cut the net worthof everything in half by just being like,
all right, screw you then andI ha ha, too many egos,
a bunch of weirdos. You're gonnarun something like Twitter. Not only
do you have a huge, hugebusiness, but you've also got the pathway
to turn yourself into a pop culturefigure. Yeah, and he already was.
Yeah, And then that's that's whatthese guys are doing. They reach
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a point to where that's what theycare about more than anything else, for
sure. And the wild part iswe very intentionally would rather talk about things
that are fun and lighthearted to havea good time on the radio, because
I think if we're having a goodtime and you're listening to people having a
good time, you might have agood time. And I would rather you
have a good time then hear ustalk about Donald Trump or Joe Biden.
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I'm pretty sure that most people wouldbe happier. But now it's gotten to
the point where what you can dois just pick one of them, support
the hell out of them, dogpile the other one. Hell, even
make stuff up and you can doit either direction and you'll get an audience.
Yeah, it'll work. That appealsreal strong to some people. And
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so that's what we could do.If you guys want you just you guys.
You want to pick either no,no, I don't want to pick,
or don't want to pick, andwe'll just be real s. I
don't want to pick, and Idon't want to be a part of that
scene in any way, patronizing it, involved in it, whatever. I
don't want to be a part ofthat. Let's talk about what you do
patronize. As of today, theDPD is going to start enforcing the city's
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sexually oriented Business's ordinance. Now thatis something I do patronize, correct,
and so this starts today. Mhm, booby bars have closed it too,
Okay, So if you're really,if you're out there and you're a
three fifteen am booby bar guy,you might want to get there a little
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early because we closing it too.Wow. Why are you looking at mister
Dallas straight in the eye because he'stalking about what he patronized, so I
want to do a story for him. It was either the Dallas one or
the Plano one, because there's alsoPlano's cracking down on the massage parlors.
Okay, and I don't know anyou more of a strip club guy or
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massage parlor guy at this stage ofthe game, I'm neither. Huh.
You should answer, Mike, whatwould you rather have a lap to answer?
Run down? Goodness, you don'thave to answer that. I'd probably
go for the rubbing tug. Okay, why didn't even say that? He
did that? I quit coming upnext to me joking. I just did
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that to make you uncomfortable, andyou answered on it. Set foot into
one of those places coming up nextto Hollywood Swinging Julie, what are we
doing. I think she's gonna needto recouper rate. We'll find out if
I quit or not in the break
At four five today we will havethe vess damn Sports segment period, at
which time I believe the plan isto look ahead to the goings on of
the evening. Yes, cowboys andvery large bird Seahawk, which they will
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be taking on full preview with entertainmentvalue built in. So there you go,
Hollywood swinging or are we doing thattoday? Were swinging today? Yeah,
we're swinging. Okay, we're swinginghard. Just making sure. Maybe
that's the next segment at three thirtyfive, but right now it's time for
this. All we have to giveis what's in our bucket. Welcome to
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Jeff's bucket of crap. First up, you guys, know what grinds my
gears that I ran into today?Really grinds my gears. I don't know,
Jeff, what grinds your gears thatyou read into today. The big
truck driver who is not capable ofbeing a big truck driver. You know,
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Yeah, you see them in theparking lot. They got the truck
jacked up a couple of feet,and they got big old tires that stick
out further than they normally would.And it's f twot fifty or a Chevy
twenty five hundred, maybe thirty fivehundred. It's a big old truck.
But said driver can't handle big oldtruck. Stop getting the big old truck.
If you can't handle the big oldtruck. Yeah, it's so much
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bigger than the average car that italmost seems like it would require specific training,
yeah or something. I was justleaving a parking lot from where I
had lunch pluckers, and you know, I'm cruising down I'm at the Addison
location. Hell yeah. And inthat parking lot, you got cars going
both ways, you know, andone of them is kind of making right
from the perpendicular way to come oninto where we're going two different directions,
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and they swung that thing about fiftyfeed out further than needed because they don't
know how big their truck is andthey think they're going to hit a curb.
If you're not equipped to be abig truck driver, don't get a
big truck. I had an Fone to fifty for years, extended cap.
It was too big for me.I'm not qualified for the job.
Parking was a hassle, okay,I wasn't good at it. I got
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out of the truck game, andthat wasn't even a big truck. If
you're out there and you can't bigtruck drive, don't own big truck.
What do you think the qualifications are? Know how big your vehicle is and
how to maneuver it. It doesn'thave anything to do with your size as
a human. Huh No, okay, no, he'd be a tiny person
in a big truck. But ifyou've got the big truck because you're a
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tiny person, to make you feellike you aren't tiny, Oh, that's
a self esteem issue. Do youthink there are a lot of tiny people
big truck tandems out there? Ido act you look at me, shoopy.
I'll just drive a midsize suv.I know you do, and I
salute you for that, shoopy,thank you. I do think that that
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it definitely happens. I don't thinkit's necessarily the majority. I think that
all sizes are equally represented in bigtruck bille. Now we know who the
majority is. But you can't drive. Yeah, but if you can't drive
your big truck, don't. Butthe thing is a lot of people who
can't drive their vehicle don't know thatthey can't drive their vehicle. They're not
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vehicle self aware. That's right,So they think they're good. Okay,
he's absolutely correct. Yeah, Sothe one I saw is up here.
It's riding up here, way uphie. And then so I'm coming down
here and I'm gonna make a leftto go into the next area of parking
to make a ride onto the tollway. So I'm gonna go up here and
I'm gonna make a left. They'recoming in and they're gonna make a right.
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So we're gonna be going driving pasteach other. Okay, But I
see, I got about sixty feetto the stop sign, and big truck
starts to make that turn. Butbig truck clears the curb on its right
by about fifteen feet, so bigtruck is taking up all the space.
So I just stop with forty feetto go because I'm like, clearly big
I can't go to the south sidebecause big truck and big truck stops too
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like, oh crap, I'm gonetoo wide and like and I don't know
why I did a voice. Itwas actually it was actually a damn it.
I don't know what word you cansay because I don't know, like
if I don't know specific country oforigin. I don't want to throw out
a broad term, but it was. It was a lady of a person
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from a place. But it doesn'tmatter. I'm talking to the big truck
driver, not that lady. Okay, Oh, she is the one who
ground ground my gears. I justI just want just get a vehicle that
you can control. Is she anEastern European? No further east? I
would imagine. I don't know,though, because how many times, how
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many generations have to be born inAmerica before that's just an American person that
that isn't necessarily a white person.Really hard questions right now? I don't
know, yeah, because like Iwas gonna say Chinese, but I don't
know that you know? And soyou don't know? You say Asian?
Right? Is that? I don'tknow? Is that one? I think
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you can? Yeah? Text inwhat do you say? I need to
stop, let's move forward. Textin all the words you said, I'm
describing a person of the uh huh. Yeah. Now I feel you though,
And I'm in a large car.You're a big truck driver thanks to
Dan and leasing. Are you capable? And I don't know? I think
I am Oh no, that's notconfident you're not capable. I think I
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am. Can you park one shot? He's telling me, I'm not.
Are you a one shot parker?Uh? No, oh no, I'm
not. It's big, yeah,And I'm used to a big car,
like I learned on a suburban.Actually yeah, when I was learning how
to drive, and I've always hadan SUV. If I drive a little
car, I'm like, I'm I'mscared. But you got to pull into
some back out pull back in.So it's very big. Yeah, And
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I worry about like sticking out toomuch or being angled too much. So
I've rearranged myself a lot when I'mtrying to part. I do appreciate that.
Because the Tahoe that I parked nextto the back end was in my
spot. The front end was inthat spot. I thought about leaving them
a note that just said you're stupid. I don't do that. I didn't.
You don't never know what anybody elseis going through. Okay, you're
stupid. Be kind. And thereason I'm saying that easy is because you
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easy. There are lines that tellus where to park, and you ignored
them, or you're arrogant and selfcentered enough that you didn't care ps.
I don't know what you're going through, and so have a good day.
Be easy. I love you.Listen to theasy just as often as you
possibly can. Man the note onyour car it makes you feel so bad.
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I got one of those recently.Oh no, is it parking?
Well, no, you're not abig truck driver, you'll know. My
parking job was fine, But whereI parked somebody didn't like in our very
own parking garage because there's not verymany spaces. Oh you parked in a
reserve spot. Yeah, I don'tknow where. I don't know what to
do. They're like the only spotsthat you're open. When we pull up
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here at one o'clock or whatever,it's like majority of reserved and they're all
open. Having all those resarse spotsthat that tello's over there, isn't it.
Yeah, But then the building's dead? Is it dead? Dead?
Like hellos? I don't think anyone. Is that the one that burned down
today? No, that's the street. It's the one, uh to the
other side. Oh yeah, gym, Yeah, yeah, I just don't
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parts that gym. That seemed likea good idea at the time. Yeah,
like so many things when people wentplaces. Uh huh, Yeah,
that doesn't happen anymore. People don'tdo that. Yeah, anyway, that
was just what was grinding my gearstoday. And it sounds like you've got
some issues with your big truck too. I do, but I'm considerate.
I think Terry Jones is back inthe news. Gee, what a surprise.
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Fun Babies back. Oh really yeah, all right now I'm interested.
Yeah, which is interesting because Istill don't know what's happening with the initial
lawsuit of hey, you're my dadand he's like, hey, don't say
that now that's the eighteen year oldor is this another one she's twenty six
now, okay, But the dealwas allegedly she not her her mom,
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and Jerry allegedly might have been involvedin the nineties and he might be her
dad allegedly, and they might havemade a deal that as long as you
guys don't talk about who daddy is, here's some money. Yeah, that
allegedly happened in the nineties. Andshe's like, yo, I didn't sign
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that. You my daddy? Yeah, oh, tell everybody you to Peppy
that's what she wants now. Thesecond fun Baby is no, there's only
the one I thought there's only theone. I thought there were two.
No, Alexander Davis. Yeah,she's okay, it's twenty six ys,
ok So she REFI old a defamationlawsuit this week against Jerry and his associates,
(09:07):
claiming that they worked to portray herin the public as an extortionist and
tried to destroy her reputation and makeher look like a shakedown artist. So
like in March of twenty twenty twois when she sued him to be recognized
as his biological daughter. I haveno idea where that lawsuit is, and
(09:30):
there is nothing about it in thisstory other than the original mention that in
March twenty two she sued him forthat. But here we are well over
a year and a half later,and I have no idea, Like,
couldn't somebody just swoop by and belike, hey, Jerry got some blood
turns out thing like, yeah,how has that not happened yet? I
(09:50):
don't know. I would imagine thathe's filed stuff and they keep extending and
pushing this really good at making thingsgo away. Yeah, probably not too
hard to get somebody's flood if theyreally wanted to. What would you what
are you saying what would be yourplane? You could always do like a
(10:13):
like a screw that's pointed up likesomewhere where they're going to walk. And
how would you get the screw there? Let's just say his office at the
Star. Go ahead, How areyou? What are you doing? His
house? Midal mastermind Julie dug allright, we're going to put a screw
in the floor his house. Howare we? Huh? Because you said
(10:33):
it's not hard to get his blood. If if that was like what was
keeping you from so much money?Do you think you could sneak into Jerry's
house. I could find a wayto get somebody's blood if it meant millions
and millions and billions of dollars.Yeah, we're talking Jerry. He's got
security. You think you could getin his house? I could get outside
(10:54):
of You can get outside of hishouse. I could. I could find
the place on the Star. Thinkyou might step and put a little booby
trap there? You know? Thinkthat you ever been to the Star?
No, okay, I've been tothe old facility. I used to work
at the old facility. But fromwhat I hear, this one's a lot
different. It's tougher. I mean, you can if you do the act
(11:16):
like you belong, it's doable.I've done it to go to the podcast
studios that you're downstairs, but normallyI stop and check in at the desk
because I don't when people chase mearound. Yeah, because the third time
that I had to outrun somebody inthe star was exhausting. Yeah, and
they start chasing you to take offrunning down the stairs and it's like it's
like back in the day, thatplace was wide open. Yeah, all
(11:41):
hours, day or night. Anybodywho wanted to walk in there could tell
your interests the best, That's whatI'm talking about. Yeah, my guy
used to let us in the backdoor about seven pm, five nights a
week, watch tape, and weknow you go out there in the middle
of the day and wide open,just going in the room, you know,
ye walk by Montiy Kiffin in thehalls and I'd just be like,
hey, coach, and he'd belike he this kind of sounds he's older
(12:05):
at that point. Interesting sound isthat like a donkey or there it is
groovy, like money kiffing towards youend there. If you ever get audio
of him talking to the players,it's like we got it. It was
(12:26):
kind of different. It was unique, and he drove like a nineteen eighty
eight Civic or something else. Hewas saving his money. What are you
trying to do to me to daygrooms? I don't know. I want
to make you pee your pants again. You're quite close? Is that in
the clip countdown? And o KTis doing a top sifty clip counts?
(12:50):
Sound, Yeah, it's in there. Julie goes potty on herself off because
of a drop. But I don'tknow if the goats are in there.
They don't. The goats need tobe in there, need to be it's
fine, but they're included in thebeing your pants things. So yeah,
that's on the two birds with onestone. That's true. There's like fifty
total things. So so everybody cutssomewhere, go find that and vote for
ye Julie. Body break fun tweetson X formerly known as Twitter. Yeah,
(13:15):
we have to have some fun withthose clips at some point. I
mean we could talk about X.You guys see that Elon Musk told the
CEO of Disney basically to go bleephimself. Yeah, live on TV.
I heard that the downbeat this morningis the most important thing in the in
the world today, was it?Yeah, right, early, what's your
net worth got to be to notbe worried about torpedoing like a forty billion
(13:39):
dollar company, and it's got tobe more than forty billion, I guess
because he don't care. He doesn'tcare, He don't care at all.
Combination of net worth and just don'tgiven f And he definitely has a lack
of social awareness and arrogance. Butthat's pretty common I think amongst super wealthy
m It's true. But yeah,Elon Musk was talking about the people who
are not at advertising on Twitter becauseof some of the things he has done
(14:03):
on Twitter, and they're like,oh, we don't want our ads next
to that, so they pull theirads and he's like, yeah, that's
fine. He's like, we'll justmake it abundantly clear who those people are
and we'll punish them because we cando that if you want. Like,
if if you're a person who somehowhasn't bunch of people who do whatever you
say and he's like, this companyis evil, then people will be like,
that's it. I'm not watching goofTroop or something I don't know,
(14:26):
so you can just talk crap aboutthose people that aren't choosing to spend their
money with him and try to sabotagethem that way, Yeah, and try
to force them to give him moneyotherwise he's going to try to get people
to turn against your company. Ridiculous. That's so stupid. Anybody cares about
his money. I want some money. He has screwups so much stuff.
It is weird that he that hedoesn't care, like it's a super and
(14:54):
this is now, this is thisis this is weird because this is bordering
on political because he ventures into thatrealm. So now if you talk about
Elon Musk, you'll have people ona certain side that get super mad at
you. But like, it's realweird to me that you just had a
lot of money and like he wasjust really mad at Twitter and so he
(15:15):
shot off his mouth and they're like, it's yours, you claim you'll buy
it, and then he had doneyep, And so he overpaid for something
and he doesn't care that he's torpedoingit at all. No real weird.
Same with fighting Mark Zuckerberg, butthat never happened, right, I just
don't. You don't if you owna social media platform that I'm on,
(15:35):
I don't also want you to bethe main character on it. I don't
all want to actually know who youare, right care? Like just I
didn't mean tweet. I didn't knowwho Jack Dorsey was forever. Yeah,
and I didn't want to. Idon't care. Yeah, I don't care.
I did because a girl from mycollege dated him. Some of that
money. They didn't get married.Yeah, she missed out on it.
(15:56):
I guess the only reason I knewwho he was he started Twitter. Okay,
that's what I thought. Yeah,that's who I want to run all
these things. Yeah, I don'twant to know you. Yeah. Same
here the whole world has turned intolike, oh, oh, you don't
well, watch me turn half ofthese against that and then half of these
(16:17):
we're just gonna cut the net worthof everything in half by just being like,
all right, screw you then andI ha ha, too many egos,
a bunch of weirdos. You're gonnarun something like Twitter. Not only
do you have a huge, hugebusiness, but you've also got the pathway
to turn yourself into a pop culturefigure. Yeah, and he already was.
Yeah, And then that's that's whatthese guys are doing. They reach
(16:40):
a point to where that's what theycare about more than anything else, for
sure. And the wild part iswe very intentionally would rather talk about things
that are fun and lighthearted to havea good time on the radio, because
I think if we're having a goodtime and you're listening to people having a
good time, you might have agood time. And I would rather you
have a good time then hear ustalk about Donald Trump or Joe Biden.
(17:03):
I'm pretty sure that most people wouldbe happier. But now it's gotten to
the point where what you can dois just pick one of them, support
the hell out of them, dogpile the other one. Hell, even
make stuff up and you can doit either direction and you'll get an audience.
Yeah, it'll work. That appealsreal strong to some people. And
(17:27):
so that's what we could do.If you guys want you just you guys.
You want to pick either no,no, I don't want to pick,
or don't want to pick, andwe'll just be real s. I
don't want to pick, and Idon't want to be a part of that
scene in any way, patronizing it, involved in it, whatever. I
don't want to be a part ofthat. Let's talk about what you do
patronize. As of today, theDPD is going to start enforcing the city's
(17:52):
sexually oriented Business's ordinance. Now thatis something I do patronize, correct,
and so this starts today. Mhm, booby bars have closed it too,
Okay, So if you're really,if you're out there and you're a
three fifteen am booby bar guy,you might want to get there a little
(18:12):
early because we closing it too.Wow. Why are you looking at mister
Dallas straight in the eye because he'stalking about what he patronized, so I
want to do a story for him. It was either the Dallas one or
the Plano one, because there's alsoPlano's cracking down on the massage parlors.
Okay, and I don't know anyou more of a strip club guy or
(18:33):
massage parlor guy at this stage ofthe game, I'm neither. Huh.
You should answer, Mike, whatwould you rather have a lap to answer?
Run down? Goodness, you don'thave to answer that. I'd probably
go for the rubbing tug. Okay, why didn't even say that? He
did that? I quit coming upnext to me joking. I just did
(18:56):
that to make you uncomfortable, andyou answered on it. Set foot into
one of those places coming up nextto Hollywood Swinging Julie, what are we
doing. I think she's gonna needto recouper rate. We'll find out if
I quit or not in the break
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