120123 430 Wireless Mike Rhyner

It’s Friday at 4:30, which can only mean one thing…Wireless Mike Rhyner time!!

Episode Transcript

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Oh yes, indeed it is tospeak easy and you are tuned into nine.
Congratulations, we're freaking in the weekend. We are as Pluckers and China.
That is a Parker and Preston North. I can do this Northeast Corner.
Got it? Come on o andhang out with us. We like

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chicken. It's great coming up atfive minutes. Chicken, give us chicken.
See evidence coming up at five o'clock. Julie's audio boxes, which are
highlights from a broadcast week on thefreak, low lights, whatever you want
to call them. Sometimes there's something, sometimes it's just sound. But before

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we get to that, let's seeif we can make some more. Let's
see if somebody just hates us andwants no part of broadcasting and Mike Rener
can intrude in their life, thenmaybe get punched wireless Mike Shoopy Hello,
Hello, Hi Mike, Hi Jules, Hi, Jeff, Hello, Hi
Shoopy, Hi, Hi Von Hello. We like when Evon talks to us.

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Yes, yes, yes, wedo. Well. We are out
here today at Pluckers and Plane.Oh and we got us a pretty nice
little crowd out here today. Imust say, can I tell you a
secret? Oh oh ye, tellme a secret. My favorite thing about
wireless Mike, as I can tellby the way you're holding your phone that
you have made some sort of noteson how you plan to question people.

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But I guarantee you the screensaver turnson before you get to anyone, and
so you can't get to it.Oh see, but you're in my playbook.
Shoopy did ask me to go throughhis notes, make particular note of

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ones that I want him to say, Okay, this is gonna be good.
Six or seven in there that uh, I thought were extra fun.
So when that screen locks up tenseconds from now, he's walking around and
he can't get to him, bereally sad. I will be. These
have been double Shoopy approved. Yes, yes, I'm following the instructive Shoopy
today. Two shoopies, one micyes, robot Shoopy, one Shoopy controlling

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the other out in the crowd.All right, are you guys particularly curious
about anybody? I like this guy'sman Bun, but man Bun, but
I don't think he's here for us, Like he's deep in a conversation.
There's no chance he knows who weare. Yeah, I like that okay.
I'm based with the situation were thereare two man buns in front of
me and I wasn't sure which oneyou were talking about. His hair is

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great, but you should also seewhat the front of his hood, he
says, let's see yeh K,sir? You doing how? He's like,
I don't know what's happening, andI don't like it. I'm good,
but we're not here to really talkabout me. I don't matter here,
you do, I know? Iyeah, but we're very impressed with
you because we like your man bun. Thank you, thank you too.

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And I was told that I shouldlook at your at your shirt here.
Oh I heart hot moms. Ohhey, you know we got to draw.
So have you had any successful experiencewith hot moms? Almost too many
to tell you about it, toomany to tell us about. How old

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are you? Man? I couldlook in twenty seven year old man with
a man bun in Plano. Iheard hot moms. Let's shutzing, Well
you are, aren't you? Iam? What slay it? I'm trying
to, let's put it that way, I'm trying to what is it about

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the moms that you like so muchas opposed to non mom, all the
fake boobs and planets? What what'swrong with them? I mean, I
am one, so I think they'recool. Nothing wrong with them. It's
just an interesting love to It's aninteresting target. I like it. Can
I share some of my experiences aboutthis with you? I found that a

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lot of them are craving attention,you know, and I think they would
enjoy a little attention from a strappingyoung buck like you. Shoot, just
shoot, We're good, You're notwrong. So where do you Where do

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you see these lovely ladies at man? Honeywere they'd be? Have the dog
bark? I mean, there's she'son the she's right over there, there's
all No, she's married happily.Let's sir. Let's worry about the other
side of the table. Her husband'sa big two egg or whatever the good
thing is. Yeah, worry aboutthe other side of the table. She's
married for now. Oh my god? Marriage? Minds you another? Have

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you ever broken up a marriage withyour sexual prowess? Who? I wouldn't
really call it that, but Idon't think so. I hope not.
I'd be terrible. That would beterrible. I feel terrible. Do you
know I'm weird? And dark andcrazy. I know that's why you're on
the radio. Right. Do youknow who I am? No? Idea?
You know what station? We are? Won the Freak Show? Yeah?

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How many people up here? Canyou identify? Zero? You don't
know anybody here? That's okay.Oh, he's fairly in the demo.
Do you what? Do you what? Groups? Autograph? This is group.
He'll give you his autograph. I'mpretty famous. All right. You
just killed the vibe man? Ohno, good luck on your inventor.

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Yeah, yes, how about you, sir, we've been You've been sitting
here all day. I love sittinghere with y'all. What's your name?
Jordan? From lawnchair Fridays? Yeah, from lawn chair Fridays. You're a
lawnchair Friday veteran? Oh very muchso? All right, star Google review
Baby. What part of the worlddo you reside in these days? The

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McKinney Aubrey Ditton area. Do youknow who I am? Very much?
The old Gray Wolf. I'm listeningto you since I was three years old.
Damn. Who's your lady friend here? Amber? Are you Jordan?
What are you to him? Areyou girlfriend? Are you wife? What?

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Were besties? Just besties like aplatonic scene here. Yeah, yeah,
absolutely, if you were both ina drought, think about it.
Okay, so you guys just hangout, come out to these deals,
and you never do the wild thing. Huh yeah. So we're here before

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we go check out the MAVs andthen catch Leon Bridges on the flip side
of me. What a night youhave here? I know, that's great.
Lucas very excited. We're very excited. You look very nice today,
Mike. You look like you're readyand well equipped for a big night out
with this gentleman. I yeah,I am. You have done just about

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everything, haven't you? Just about? Let me ask him, I'll ask
you. Have you become friendly withSalami? Yeah? Oh very much?
And Capacola? Oh about you?Have you become friendly with Mollie? Why

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can't I do that? Hes?He screws up, goat sound I do?
Bobby? All right? That wason purpose? Whatever I wanted said,
right? I wanted to know rightnow? That was on purpose?
What country didn't I do? Bobbyused to be I'm sorry, I'm sorry

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you think I really don't know that? Yes? What was that? Was?
Definitely? Three? Didn't I do? Bobby used to be. I'm
sorry. All right, I'll leaveyou guys alone. Carry on that way
that you do. Thanks for listeningto Freak. All right, let's see
who should not talk to next.We'll pick somebody. Shoopy, Come on,

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Shoopy, talk to carry. How'sit going? It's going all right,
Bubby? You all right? Youdoing? I'm doing pretty good.
But you've been doing today work insetting fixtures, finishing my jobs. Hell
yeah, setting fixtures and finishing upjobs. Are you done for the day.

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I'm done for the day. I'mdone for the day. So you
decided to make your way out here? Huh? Yeah, it'd excided to
come out here and see you.Who's your lady friend? Uh? This
would be Tracy? Tracy y'all doingthe whoopee Hi? Tracy? Hello?
Do you love me? Yes?I do? Who am I You're Mike?
Wow? Ay? Plus look atthat pass? I love you too?

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Oh you So I've listened to youa long time since she was three.
I mean that just means I'm oldwhen they say that, but I
appreciate that. Nonetheless, I'm gladyou guys made it out of here.
You got anything good to tell me? Freak Jesus, keep living, Bubba,
tell you freak Jesus. Were youdisappointed to hear that I put in

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my ceiling fans? Yeah? Actuallythat was Jeff. I was looking forward
to helping you. Maneah, I'mglad you got it done. Yeah.
I love you, buddy, Ilove you too. All right, let
me see if I can find agood question to ask you. Oh,
here's one. What are your thoughtson the nascent offshore wind in the street?

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The what the nascent offshore wind industry? Googling the booming business? One
you might want to get in onlook into you know what. Yes,
actually the wind business it's picking up, it's actually picking up. Is a
pretty windy today. I've got actuallysome eggs in that basket. I got
it. I've got a couple ofguys looking in for it. Offshore,

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right off shore. Yeah, yeah, that's what you want to want,
the offshore that way, the treesdon't interfect with the wind. Currents and
facts, a lot of a lotof science. And you know, I
got some guys. They'll hook youup. Mike, got good call.
I don't believe a word of it. Been good call, nonetheless making me
look up the word in nace.All right, let's see where should I
go? Now, shooty, Ithink you're on a goods track. Let's

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see second table over from your left, second table over from my left.
But this one here, sure one, Oh, we've got a Yes,
we've got a huge throng going downhere, nine strong at this table here,

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Now, just cheer. Who wantsto be the spokesperson here? No?
No, I think she needs tobe. I do think you need
to be. I worked better withpeople closer to my demographic, and I
think you may be a little closerthan some of these. No, I'm
not calling you old, your vintage? So am I? What's your name,

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Suzanne? So what's your story?Who are these people? And why
are they here? And why areyou here? It's a Friday afternoon because
we're educators food teachers. Oh theydidn't drown a teacher party. You know.
If I weren't doing this, that'swhat I would be doing, no
good. I would be an educator, and I would be a strict,

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hard ass on these kids. Iwould keep these kids a j squared away.
They would pay attention to every wordI say, you'd be fired.
And if they show up with nohomework, oh, my god, you
don't even want to think about it. So, given all that, do
you think i'd make a good teacher? Yes? Do you think I would

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work in today's environment operating like that? Now? No? No? How
long do you think I would lastbefore I get a call into the office
from the principal? An hour?An hour? You teach second second grade?

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Well you're shaping these right from thevery start, aren't you. Do
you think we could just tickle eachother? Can we tickle? No?
We don't touch? Oh? Ohokay, all right, I just thought
i'd ask wash that real quick.I just thought i'd ask you don't touch
our friends? She said, youcan tell she teaches second grade. Oh,

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these are retired teachers here. Ohman, it's teach fast today.
They can touch. All right,Well, let's speak to some of these
retired teachers who wants to be thespokesperson here. Okay, we have a
volunteer to be the spokes spokesperson righthere. What's your name, Adam Amy?

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You're a retired teacher. I wish, I wish I'm a counselor.
A counselor. I'm a retired LAmentary teacher. So you moved out of
the teaching realm and into the counselingrealm. Here I help children at school,
at middle school. Whole different ballgame. Oh those are those are difficult

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years, aren't they? They are? They are? They never? They
always keep me guessing. I'm alwayson my toes. So what are some
of the situations you've had to dealwith here recently? Well, the fact
that some students might be here.I don't want to talk about the issues,

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but our retired teachers can talk aboutissues they had. Okay, well,
let's go over here and talk tosome of them. Who's the retired
teacher here? You are you aretired teacher? Madam? What's your name?
Teres? Do you know who Iam? I do not. I'm
sorry. It's just as well.I want to talk. I want to

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talk to you about teaching, notanything else. So do you do you
like being a teacher. I lovebeing your teacher. I love kids,
I love working with them. Ihate all of the nonsense that comes along
with teaching. Oh, all kindof nonsense. I thought teaching would be

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a pretty straightforward scene. No,no, like paperwork and government mandates and
testing, a lot of the stufflike that. Ask her more about the
government. So what about the government. What about my wife? What about

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the government. I can't understand thelast word government. What about the government?
What are your thoughts on it?Mandates? After? I am totally
anti voucher. So the government inTexas is the worst possible for public education.
Oh man, I wish I knewwhat that? May you concur who

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were with her? She was myteam lead, and whatever she says,
I believe her. Okay, Soyou guys are teaching soul sisters in huh?
All right? Well cool, well, thank you for coming out today.
Listen to the Freak just as oftenas you possibly can. Can you
do that for me? I mean, I came up here to talk to

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you guys, and I haven't askedfor anything, haven't asked you to give
me five dollars or anything like that. So just can you listen to the
Freak as often as you possibly can? Would you do that? Ninety seven
won the Freak. It's a radiostation, it's our little radio endeavor.
It's just starting out. We're new. Nobody knows this yet. We need

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your help, We need your support. Can we count on you? All
right? All right? How aboutthat? I found a link? Man?
What are they hated me so kind, They absolutely hated me. Hi,
sir, how are you, Mikegood? What's your trip? My
trip is being here, hanging outwith you and seeing you guys. I

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love this into y'all. Fantastic.Listen to that, listen to that.
He loves listening to y'all. Isn'tthat great? I think it was just
us? Yeah, I think it. I think it's three. Yeah,
I think I think it is.Yeah. I mean I'm the low man
on the totem pole here because Ihad to go out there and do this.
Yeah. Sorry, I'm down awormhole looking up with school about your

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dog? God? Maybe next segment, Jeff, all right, see anybody
else we need to talk to?Is this segment almost over? A couple
more minutes? I got a couplemore minutes, A couple more minutes.
Okay, well, where do youwant to go? Shooting? We're not
shooting. We're not going to help. We'll leave it up to you.
You're on your own, bro,Okay, yeah, bro, no now,

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no, no, No, that'sthe heart police there. You can
do a full after saying no,and then segment maybe no, God,
I've already I've already asked every buddyin here. Oh except for this guy.
Thanks sir, Ray, what's yourwhat's your trip? Just watching you?

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Damn? Do you like what yousee? I? Do you know
who I am? Who am I? The old gray wolf man? All
right? Who is that up therein the red, Julie? And who
is this over there in the blue, Jeff? And who is that there
in the gray? And who isthis on the end? Don't know?

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That is the majority? And youback? Oh dude, you are.
You got some trouble on your handsnow, dude, watch they're not gonna
block Micah. Oh wait, no, that's just third happened twenty four hours
ago. Look at that played byJordan Lewis. What a time to stand
up and make it play for oncein his life. Oh damn? All
right, thanks Mike. All right, are we done here? Yeah?

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Yeah, fine, yeah