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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with fifth in the morning. Kiss one.
Maybe an orange out was a bad idea. Should go
back to the black because that's my mood this morning.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Okay, guys, it's time for chit chat roulette. If there's
one thing I know how to do is lift a
sour mood. We got this. We take all the biggest
topics from the weekend, maybe even a little Friday. We
put them into one wheel and spin that thing and
see how many we can get to within a five
minute period. Are you okay if I start the timer? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
Are you go back to bed after this? Because it's
all feeling like a nightmare? TIF it's been away all right?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
T minus five minutes? Here we go. If you have
to go poop, excuse me, you need to go home.
You need to go home.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
You're not gonna go a portody.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
If you have to poop, you need to leave and
go back to your house. A girl that we were with,
you know her. I don't know if I should necessarily
say her name. She comes out of the porter potty, Okay,
the one that's positioned right next to the taste of Belgium.
Back over to John John's jungle zone. When we were yesterday,
(01:21):
I'll hanging out and she goes. I literally just walked
into the porter potty after the joker came out and
he was holding his nostrils and he took like the
biggest dump of his life in that porter potty and
she had to go in thereafter.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
When you gotta go, you gotta know, though, No, that's
like poop.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
That's like pooping at the club. If you have to
poop at the club, go home. Just end the day.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Are you saying to spend the eighty dollars to park
twice to get back down? I mean, I know.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
What I if I did that, I know what I
would do in that situation.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Dude, I met the joker guy yesterday. He was super cool.
Now that's all going to think about the poop and joker.
I mean that just like sums up the day though,
like an actual crap showd you have to.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Peep, go home, go ahead, I know you.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
And I think Bob Herzog kind of like captured it best. Here.
Look at that man's picture. Yeah, Bob our buddy over
at Local twelve. He posts on to Instagram this morning
he's got his head down on his keyboard and said
Mondays after games like that are the most mondayst Mondays.
This is such a mood right here. I reposted it
on my story, Sarah at least once a week. Just
(02:42):
a rough game.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
It was rough, and I feel like you've probably spent
the last twenty four hours like defending the Bengals because
you're so obsessed with them.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I can't after this one, but that was so embarrassing.
Sixteen to ten was the final Patriots getting it done.
Apparently they're the worst team in the NFL. No, but
they look like the best. I'm like, why are we
making them look so good? Are they good? Or are
we bad? Do you that's the question? Now?
Speaker 2 (03:07):
Do you think I did a good job of representing
both Patriots and Angles? Yesterday?
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You wore exactly what I figured you would. Okay, yeah,
you wrapped them both.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
There's a little bit of muted support for both. Uh.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Vibe was high, bos Oh, the vibes were so good.
The day started off really strong.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
The tailgate was the busiest I'd ever seen it. The
banks was happen. I mean, it took me twenty minutes
just to get through to my parking spot because traffic
was so backed up. By ten am. You know we
all did the orange out sold out sixty five thousand
crowd at pac or did the team let us down?
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Did you see anything fun at the tailgates? Like the
best that it was the best thing you saw?
Speaker 1 (03:45):
Well, said a Joker guy. The Joker guy was cool.
I'm like, oh my gosh, And I just posted the
photo of Joker and myself on my Twitter page this morning. Sorry,
we're ruined that for you. Jo, I'm like, dude, just
took a duce after that.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Kendrick Lamar doing the halftime show That house was made
this morning.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I don't tell me about that.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Yeah, the announcement came earlier than I usually hits in October.
I didn't think that they would give us the act
this early in the season. I mean the first game,
right or first weekends at games?
Speaker 1 (04:18):
Are you excited about this one? No? I was thinking
it was gonna be Miley Cyrus. That was my votes.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
If you and the reason, Here's how my brain operates.
If you were to line up a bunch of women
and you said, hey, name five Kendrick Lamar songs, I
can't do it, versus like five little Wayne songs? Could
you do it? No. Well, people are saying, yeah that
Lil Wayne. It's his hometown of New Orleans, and if
you're gonna go with a rapper, you might as well
(04:45):
have gone with the hometown guy in that one. I
think Kendrick that I know who's not happy this morning, Drake,
for sure, the man. The man's not.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Well, just because I know the pointing Monday altogether. Can
we get something right here? Taylor Travis? Now that's thank you. Now,
that's right. They're right together. I love them, They're so
in love. You'll love to see it.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
Do you think that they turned it on a little
hot though? For the cameras.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
They know people are watching. They knew people are put
on a show.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
That whole US Open Tennis video. They knew people are watching.
But you know what, Dara, are you not entertained?
Speaker 1 (05:21):
We are so entertained. They can do no wrong. In
my book, I'm a big fan of both of them.
And unfortunately our Bengals are going there this Sunday into
Taylor Territory. That being Arrowhead Stadium four twenty five kickoff.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
And you'll be wearing black for the rest of the week.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
The rest of the week. I mid morning wud I.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
All right, should chet Roulte we take the biggest topics,
put them into a wheel, Sarah before we go, because
we're gonna get into this round seven forty. Can I
get your best Boston accent?
Speaker 1 (05:56):
What is a Boston epicente? I am still stumped by
this