Full Show: Beer's and Table Saw's Don't Mix

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You're waking up with kids in themorning. Kiss good morning Dad fashion.
Dad fashion at its finest. RickyUchino, guys is the person that I
usually bring on to talk about thongsandals in the office. You'll remember this,
right He's he's currently wearing them rightnow. I am, Yes,
so I finally bought a pair forthe year. You've got your work thongs

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on, which you know is highlyinappropriate. Not only does he have the
thongs on, it's paired today witha tight ye T shirt in cargo shorts.
Yes, I am not here tomake it rain on you today because
it is almost Father's Day and Iwant to celebrate you. Oh okay,
this is your past for the show. This one time pass. But there's

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an event coming up at Gatherol andFretboard which I will talk to you.
We'll give you just a few minutes. We'll talk about that. But what
is like your favorite dad fashion?But my favorite dad fashion is the fact
that you know, I'm married withtwo kids. Who am I trying to
impress? I you know, I'mwow. You know I can wear I
wear what fits. I wear what'scomfortable, and that tends to be cargo

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shorts or basketball shorts and like Ihave on a wrestling T shirt today,
Like that's that's my fact. Ihave nothing. I have nothing to wear,
you know that I need to impressanybody. I got a three and
a five year old at home.They like bright colors, and hey,
they think I look good. That'sall that matters at the end of the
day. I love you for that. Rick. Again, I'm not gonna

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make it rain on you about thethong sandal in the public workspace, but
because today is your day. Butyou are the king of dad fashion here.
Yeah, I mean, look,I I am stereotypical. You know
what what you picture a dad,you know, wearing in his off top.
See, I'm lucky that I workin radio that I could wear,
you know, the off time atower attire here. It doesn't matter.

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I don't have to look like anything. Y'all are luck you like I actually
comb my hair this morning. Y'allshould feel special about that. I didn't
put on the REDS ballcap to gowith the tied I shirt and the green
cargo shorts. I'm trying to paintthe picture here of how much of a
mess I actually look like this one. I think one would argue that it

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no matter what profession you're in,your footwear. Still mutters in the office.
I here's the thing, though,I don't look at anybody's feet.
I don't pay attention to what kindof shoes anybody has on. And I
don't care. As long as Ican't smell your feet, I'm fine.
I don't care, and I takegood care of my feet. And you

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know, putting out the eight contentfor free, you know, with the
lead to love you for that,and we do love that. You're a
friend of the show. Rick Uccinoworks at seven hundred WLW. If your
dad has a very specific style,dad fashion coming up in two songs,
you are going to want to hearabout this free event that I'm going to
be judging. And I wanted toget practice ahead of time with Rick Uchino

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here, so we were doing dadfashion for this free event. You would
win ten out of ten with thecargoes, the TI day and the thongs.
Nice. I love it. You'rewaking up fifth in the morning.
Kiss good. More than the commonconsensus about Father's Day is that dads always
get jypped. Not this year.There's a free event happening at the Fretboard,

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which I have Brian Clifton, who'sthe GM from Fretboard, and Jakoma
who's the GM of Gatherol. Haveyou been there yet? I love,
love, love of going there.Walk me through a little bit. Guys,
what this dadgent is? Ah thedadgean? What isn't a dageant.
It's gonna be a kind of acelebration of all the dads. A pageant
for dads, pageant for dads.And it's free to get in. If

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you're like, I have no ideawhat to do with my dad, what
to get him? He doesn't wantsocks, he doesn't want golf teas anymore.
You guys have to come to thisevent because it sounds like it's gonna
be a good time. So dadsare gonna basically strut their stuff. Yeah,
yeah, we're gonna put them onWe're gonna if you can't get anything,
you might as well embarrass them,right, We're gonna put them on
stage. And what shows dad lovemore than Hey, I'm going to embarrass

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you in front of the public.Fretboard is hosting like it's gonna be like
a three round thing. I'm assumingthat I'm going to be judging. So
walk me through the first thing thatwe'll do. So the first one is
gonna be dad jokes. So tellyour best dad joke, And do you
have one, Brian, I mighthave one? Okay, do you want
to hear it now? Well?You know, I mean might as well.

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We're here. It's kind of asituational joke. You gotta set it.
It's got to be set up perfectly. That's such a dad like.
Yeah, right, that's already thedad joke. All right, So we'll
go through dad jokes and then whatelse will we will do? Well,
then we're gonna have kind of likethe Dad bod which it's not what you
may think. It's more of likethe Dad. It's the gown, yeah,

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Dad fashion. So no one willhave to take their shirts off.
No, I highly expect someone toattempt it, right, we're not encouraging
that. But okay, where yourcargo shorts when you're polo tucked in and
your new balance type deal the monarchs, the monarchs with the tall socks.

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If you have a denim short withthe cargo loop on the outside right,
the hammer loop, that's good.I expect someone to whip out a tool
belt at some point. Oh,sure that helps if you have just recently,
if you cut the grass that morningand then come in, that's even
better that one. That's exactly whatwe're talking like wearing kind of like you're
the leaf blower backpackage. Yes,come, comes, bring it all.

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What do you need, honey?What do you need? I heard it
was an emergency. You know.What dads always do though that I hear
wives complain about is that they'll haveI would love to see someone try to
pull this off. Let's say there'sa big event at the house. Dad
will decide that it's time to cutdown a tree, like fifteen minutes before
everyone shows up. Accurate. Accurate, that is accurate. Yeah, why

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do you do that project? Oh? I got a bunch of people coming.
I coping mechanism. Why there yougo, coping mechanism. All right,
so we'll do dad jokes, dadfashion, and then what was the
final thing? It's like a situationalthing. So you know in the in
the pageants where they asked a questionyou got answer that. So this is
gonna be similar to that. You'regonna get a scenario like you're gonna get

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asked by the host. You knowhow would you solve X problem? And
then we're gonna see how they respond. So a great example of that I
can imagine would be do do yourbest airport walk? Like, we're six
hours early to the airport. Howare you responding? Yeah? I love
that six hours early. Or you'retaking a twelve hour road trip and you're

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in the car, you know,and the kids, You're only forty five
minutes and then the kids have startedup in the backseat. Give us your
best dad voice, that's your dad. Calm that dad dad reaction. I
would love to ask either one ofyou to act out a scenario that often
happens in households is do not touchthe thermostat? Is there any can you
give me like maybe three seconds ofwhat it would sound like coming from your

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household? Why is it so hotin here when you touched the thermostead Like,
where are universe were freezing? Dun? That was the voice of Brian
Clifton, he's the GM of fretBoard. I also want to ask what's
the what happens when people come theybuy what beer? Well, we do.
We'd like to promote our vlad whichis our pilsner and it's pretty much

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our flagship beer, very last fordads, Lads for dads exactly. And
we've got we've got some great VladT shirts that are pretty cool too.
So if you need a last minuteFather's Day gift, here you go and
a dollar Lad and a BLAD Tshirt and you're in. And a dollar
from all the sales of Vlad goesto the Boys and Girls Club. Correct

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of the the pints during the day, we'll go to Sisters. Yes,
Jakoma, what type of person areyou looking for this? Who? Like?
Can as many people as you wantshow up? Oh? Yeah,
I mean, let's all right,there's so many different types of dads,
but they all have the same mannerisms, right, But we want to range
here. We want to want totest out the dad community, see how

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the dad's come together. What Ilove about this is that I'm such a
super easy judge, Like I justI want everyone to win, so I'll
do my best to pick the best. But this is low commitment. You
don't have to sign up for anythingreally in advance. If you wake up
Sunday morning or if you're thinking today, I have no idea what I'm going
to do with my dad for Father'sDay. Bring them to gather All for

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free. Don't overthink. It startsat two o'clock. We'll probably get fret
board. What did I say.It's in the same place. It's in
the bottom part of Gatherol right theback end there. Just come by.
We're gonna be there sipping on beersfor the majority of the day. This
is really low stakes, low commitment, but high reward. I didn't even
ask is there a prize at theend. There is. We're putting prizes

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together for sure. A good dadpack, well, a dad bag,
a dad bag. JackAM, theGM of Gatherall, and Brian Clifton,
the GM of fret Board. Thedad Jint is happening two to four on
Sunday. We'd love for you tocome down. I'll be there, my
friend Ali Martin will be there andmorn at all In. Some proceeds go

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to the Boys and Girls Club.So thank you guys for stopping. I
appreciate you. I appreciate it.You guys, you're phead. Thanks for
having us. You're waking up withTiff in the morning on kiss one o
seven to one. Good morning.I'm hoping you have a keyword for me
this morning. Congratulations you are goingto Nile Horn my friends. Awesome.
Are you wearing cargo shorts? Yes? I am right now. A well,

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congratulations you're going to Nile. What'syour name? What neighborhood are you
waking up with me in this morning? Alan? And I'm from Wenchberg.
Alan, thank you for listening totiff in the morning every day. I
appreciate you. Yeah, no problem, You're the best. Ah nice if
you took an l on these,I thought today was already Friday. Oh
my god, I'm getting no sleepright now. You still have another chance

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to win. I'll take us tomorrowmorning if you want to set a reminder
at seven thirty. Coming up,in just two songs, I have the
three things you need to know toget your day started in Cincy, including
which Cincinnati venture the Kelsey Brothers havejust bought into you. I have that
more coming up. Lynn, youneed to know she's got you. It's

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three things with tiff On Ki.Hi, good morning, it's gonna beautiful
outside today. We're just before eighto'clock. And a reminder at eight thirty,
I have your chance to win.Jana Jackson and Nelly tickets to riverbend
this summer, so don't go farm. Let's start off with William Hendon in
court yesterday. This is almost twentyfour hours old, but just in case

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you didn't hear the audio between himand the judge, I'll play it for
you. And as a reminder,William Hendon was the fan that ran across
GABP two nights ago. Have youseen any of the videos that people captured.
I'll quite a few. Yeah,so I heard everybody thinks your land
at that backflip. Appreciate it.You could tell there was an air of

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humor in the court, which Ihope plays out in his favor. Right.
He's been charged with two misdemeanor countsof criminal trespassing and obstruction of official
business. He pleaded not guilty.He'll be back in court in the first
week of July. Also, withthe Reds huge win last night, the
Battle of Ohio all tied up,let me pull the next game for you.

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I think it's is it today?I know it's tomorrow. No,
we're done. We're done with theBattle of Ohio. We move on to
the Brewers Away tomorrow at eight ten. All right, finally, I'm sorry
we're only at number two. Comeon Tiffany second in three Things you need
to Know this morning. I sawthis yesterday that both Travis Kelcey and Jason

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Kelcey are now part owners of aCincinnati staple, garage beer. We own
a beer brand, well, we'reofficially part owners. We don't own the
whole thing, but we it's agood point, all right. We're part
owners of a beer brand, andnot just any old beer brand, garage
beer, Cincinnati favorite. It iscalled garage beer. Why do we do

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this? Why did we do this? Why wouldn't we do this? I
mean, we'd like beer, we'dlove beer. We'd love beer that tastes
like beer. I'll have more fromtheir unhinged conversation, probably in our next
three things around eight to fifty ish. Finally, in this hour's three Things,
Camilla Cabeo was on The Fallon Showlast night and two parts to this.

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The first one she wrote a littlesong for him. I'll play a
clip for you, to me,to me, to me, all right,
they came for a show. Well, to me all right, to
me, to me, to me, all right, it's a lovely night.
It's a night tugget no joke class. She's got that album coming out

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in two Fridays the twenties, sothe end of the month, a couple
of songs have already been released,and they do really well on TikTok and
they're catchy, right, they getcaught up in my own head, so
maybe you've scrolled past them before.Also, what was the other thing?
I was gonna say, she's gotthat song coming out on the album with
Drake, so we'll definitely have thatin a couple of weeks. One final

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thing. I didn't know that thiswas a rumor, but do you remember
that ice block purse that we talkedabout from the met gala a couple of
weeks ago, maybe months ago atthis point. That's how quickly time passes,
right, there was a rumor thatthe thing costs twenty five grand.
I get this purse that we tookout of a freezer, which was ice
block of ice. Is just ablock of ice. I love this idea.

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It's gorgeous, just flower and ablock of ice, right, just
water frozen beautiful. I didn't thinkabout the fact that ice very quickly mil
Yeah, and so I get thereand it's just like my worst just the
nightmare situation where it's like suddenly theclutch breaks. I don't know what world

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you live in that you wouldn't thinkas soon as you took ice out of
a freezer that it wouldn't, like, immediately start melting. That is what
ice is supposed to do. Camillelove unless you've got good ice. Dude,
we could have a whole conversation aboutice. What type of person are
you? Like those little tiny crushedballs, right, the little little ones,

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the nice ice. I don't evenknow what the names are for these
ices. Then there's like, ifyou're a whiskey drinker, there's the big
block, the beautiful cube, bigshout out to big ice. They maybe
some tiff in the morning ice atone point, So I love using that
when I have one guest over aboutevery six months. There's also I've heard
like Sonic has good ice. Chickfil A I hear has good ice.

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Just if you're like, if you'rehype about the ice, will you shoot
me a DM or a talk backand just let me know where you love
your favorite ice, just because I'mcurious to see if we'll get anything out
of this. All right, thatis three things you need to know for
the sixteenth of June. We're almosthalfway through the month. Hello. Coming
up at eight twenty Julie and thejob joins us for Career Happiness. It
happens every Thursday at that time,and she's going to talk about networking,

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how to do it, how tonetwork. Maybe you're doing it wrong,
Maybe you're doing it right, butyou want to do it better. Maybe
you have no idea how to doit. Don't go far search kiss one
to seven one on that free iHeartRadioop this next ooh, good morning.
That is a good way to kickoff a Wednesday Tiff in the morning eight
o'clock hour, kisses commercial free andI've got a little extra pep in my

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step this morning. Allow me toshare with you. So jay Z performed
live last night for the first time, and what I think is like forever
right. The last time I sawjay Z live live like that was that
at like the On the Run twotour back in twenty eighteen. You have
been so accommodating to me, andI'm not kidding. I appreciate it more

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than you know. For rooting onmy Boston Celtics in the NBA Finals.
We've taken all of the tiff inthe morning juju, all of your good
juju here in Cincinnati, and we'vebeen sending it to Dallas and it's working.
The Celtics are up now three nothing. We just have to take one
more game to win. So whenyou see green, think of me.

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When you see green, where thegreen root for the Celtics if you can.
If not, you're Dallas fan.Hey, all is good, right,
and thank you for indulging me.And if you'll allow me just one
more second of your time here.Last night, Tom Brady was inducted into
the Football Hall of Fame out atJillette Stadium and Jay Z surprised the crowd

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and saying this one live, likeI said, for the first time I
think since like twenty eighteen. Allowme to introduce myself so good, so
thank you, like I said,for indulging me on that one. I'm
just got the pep in my step, all right, coming up ooh,

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coming up in two song. Julieon the Job joins us for career Happiness
every Thursday. Networking. Networking issuch a big part of growing your career,
growing your inner circle, growing yourfriendships. What pot do you do
it? Where do you start?What's going on here? She'll break that
down into songs and a reminder ateight thirty your chance to win the Janet
Jackson tickets. And if you willallow me to continue the good juju,

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we're gonna go with Celtics as thekeyword for the Janet Ticketskay, stick around,
baby commercial free. You're waking upwith fifth in the morning. H
good morning, Good morning. Areminder you'll need the keyword Celtics to win
the Janet Jackson tickets. Here ina few minutes. But every Thursday at
eight twenty ish, Julie on theJob joins us for career happiness and we're

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talking networking today. Good morning,Julie. So we've decided, at least
on my show, that we're offthe apps and we're in person. And
that doesn't just mean when it comesto trying to find someone to date,
find your next significant other, thatalso means finding your next career opportunity.
What is your top tip for networkingshipis it's so important of all relationships are

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the lifeblood of I would say ofyour whole life, but for my purposes,
for your career, and so thatmeans you have to build those relationships.
They don't come automatically, and Iknow it's something that I feel like
I am just hitting this over thehead multiple times, But it's that important

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and I will keep bounding you onthis until everybody figures out that this is
where the good stuff comes from.A good friend of mine we were at
Monks the other day and she waslike, I got I got denied from
a job on a Sunday night,like right after I had sent it.
Why Because AI probably went through thecover letter and went through her resume and

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said see ya. So that makesnetworking even that more important. But why
are people afraid to do it?And how to get beyond that? What's
a good place to start? Firstof all, there's this fear of rejection.
What if I reach out to thatperson and they never respond or they
just say no, or I showup they agree, I show up and

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I sound like an idiot, orI don't even know what to say when
I show up. My parents arepushing me to meet with my former neighbors
who work at these big companies,but I don't know what to say,
and I'm afraid of looking like afool. So what should they say?
Well, first of all, youhave to have why do you want to
meet with this person, so getsuper clear on why. And in your

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ask, you want to say whyI am interested in I've done some research
on the company you work for andit's intriguing to me, and I'd like
to learn more about the company andyour path there. That is incredibly compelling.
Most people will say yes to this. Yeah, that's another question I

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have for you, because you havebeen in the career industry and you've built
your career for years and years andyears, right in comparison to someone like
me that's kind of started out.When people come to you and they say,
are you willing to network with meor whatever? The insert statement that
you just said. Is your reactionlike, oh, here I go,
I have to do this again?Or are you genuinely curious about helping others?

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I'm genuinely curious about it. However, I will tell you you have
to know your why. No,why do you want to meet with me?
Or why do you want to meetwith Fred or Mary? And so
you have to have that compelling reasonwhy. And so you have to think
about that because otherwise, and ifyou know that you're going to show up

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prepared, and when you show upprepared, and you show up and you
make eye contact and you shake handsand you sit down and you're respectful of
my time. Wow, that's powerful. I immediately start put my hat on
that says, how can I helpthis person connect? Because I know if
you showed up well for me asan example, you're going to show up
well in every networking conversation you have, and frankly, you're going to make

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me look good versus my friend callingme and saying, what was that?
You know that person was rude,unprepared, blah blah blah. Where's a
good place to network? Then?Is it the bar on a Thursday night
and a happy hour? You knowme? No, always start with people
you know. Look, you couldturn around behind, you could turn around

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in the check out line at Krogerand make a great connection. But the
odds are you're not going to peoplecare about people that they already know,
like and trust, And so youwant to start with people who you already
know. And it really could beyour friend's parents, your parents' friends,
someone you know through a former coach, It could be someone you know through
a hobby group, someone who thinkshighly of you and wants to be a

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part of your story. Well,you're one of our career mentor Julian on
the Job, helping to create careerhappiness and grow. Make an offer.
Okay, I'm gonna put my moneywhere my mouth is here. Okay,
I'm gonna I'm going to meet forcoffee and I'll even buy the coffee with
three listeners the first three who DMme on Instagram. Julie on the Job,

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I'll meet with you in person.Look at that. I'll teach you
how to do it, and she'sshe'll stick to it because that's how you
and I met, That's how wemet, that's how we became close.
Let's let's let's make friends, shallwe. Let's do it Julie on the
Job on social media. If you'relistening to this right now and you just
shoot her a DM, she willhelp you start networking. And I really
appreciate you giving Ti f in theMorning listeners a chance at this because it

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helped me grow a tremendous amount ofmy career. So thank you. Absolutely,
you're waking up with Tiff in themorning on Good Morning you are on
the air. Hi, I'm sosorry, I'm in my convertible. Oh
well, you're thank ka. Okay, well you're about to have yourselves a

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day because you are caller number ten. Oh my gosh, thank you so
much. I am so excited.You're welcome. I'm hoping you have a
keyword for me. Yeah, yeah, Celtics. I'm so sorry. We're
gree for you, honey. Oh, thank you. Do you mind sending
the good juju to me from Cincyhere to Dallas so we win game four
on Friday? You got that right, it's going to happen. Oh,

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thank you, thank you. Nowyou got to tell me your name if
you're chilling in that convertible today,it's a angie. Where are you off
to? Uh? Work? Areyou living Lebanon and work in Lachland?
Okay, well, thank you forhaving Tiff in the morning every day on
while you're on that commute. Oh, thank you for and entertaining us.
So appreciate it. Oh and Ikeep thinking today is Friday. I actually

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heard earlier on the show. Ithink I might have said Wednesday. My
days of the week are all messedup. But I do know you have
a chance to win Jenna Jackson ticketsagain tomorrow at eight thirty. Okay,
two songs. From now, we'lldive into the three things you need to
know. It actually might end upbeing four because there's so much to chat
about. We're going to talk passports. The big change is coming that'll make

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things easier, especially if you wantto have a European summer. And then
the Kelsey brothers have purchased they boughtin to something infamous to Cincinnati. We'll
talk about that next. When youneed to know She's got you, it's
three things with good morning. Ifyou are following on Instagram, then you

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already know what's coming. Around nineseventeen, we're talking Glizzies. If you
need a sneak, peek at theTiff Potter on Instagram. Let's start off
with the Kelsey brothers announcing on NewHeights Wednesday that they are part owners of
a Cincinnati staple. We own abeer brand. Well, we're officially part

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owners. We don't own the wholething, but we it's a good part.
Yeah, we're part owners of abeer brand, and not just any
old beer brand, Garage beer,Cincinnati favorite. It is called garage beer.
Why do we do this? Whydid we do this? Why wouldn't
we do this? I mean,we like beer. We'd love beer,
We'd love beer that tastes like beer. It also got a little unhinged in

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true Kelsey Brothers fashion as they startedtalking about table saws and beer. This
is a beer that you keep inthe garage, and if it's not in
your garage, maybe you just takeit to your garage where you can bring
out the table saw chasing. Travisis like, no, no, we're
not doing that because that's always onebeer. I would advise not going overboard

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with the table saw, but donot drink and saw ladies and gentlemen.
That is not a good combo.Let's say you just need to make one
cut and it's a simple cut.Nope, no complexness to it. So
unhinged. So yeah, I thoughtthat was cool. There'll be a part
of garage beer now a second andthree things you need to know for those
that are traveling to Europe than thenext sennat whatever. Your calendar is right,

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and your passport it's aspiring. There'sa new beta program that just launched
for online passport renewal by the StateDepartment. I'm just going to read this
so that it's a little bit easierfor you to digest The State Department announced
yesterday that this beta program will befor passport renewal applications open to the public.
However, there are some stipulations.Twenty five or older live in the

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US. That's an obvious one.You have to already hold a passport issued
between two thousand and nine and fifteen, and you must not need to change
your place of birth or your lastname if you've been married, et cetera,
et cetera. And also gender ison there as well, but I
figured that would be of use toif you are in the market to renew
your passport. Third, and maybewe've got like a three point five coming

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but Twitter a man. Once Ilearned something one time, it's so hard
for my brain to remember it assomething new. But anyways, X has
announced and I just had to hita OK on a notification when I opened
up X to post something and acknowledgethat they are now hiding likes for everyone's
privacy. Here's what it says.On the Internet. You'll still be able

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to see posts that you have liked, but others cannot like. Counting other
metrics for your own post will stillshow up under notifications, you will no
longer see who liked someone else's post, and a post's author can still see
who liked its post. So ifyou use x, just note that those
changes are coming. All right.Finally, I guess we might even be

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onto a fourth thing at this point. But if you've been following Joey Chesnut
over the last forty eight hours,you'll be happy to know that Netflix slid
right in and picked it up.They said, sure, Nathan's isn't gonna
let him in on the hot tieeating contest. No worries. This man
will still get paid because him andKobeashme are doing a one on one food

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Wars live on Netflix. Let metell you this right now. I'm most
likely not going to be watching eventlive, but just know that it is
coming. Speaking of hot dogs,we're talking about Glizzies nine seventeen this morning.
If you have ever wondered what itis like to actually be in a
hot dog eating competition, then youare gonna want to hear this story coming

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up live on Tip in the morning. Next to search kiss one oh seven
one on the iHeart app. Ifyou happen to be getting out of your
car because you're waking up fifth inthe morning, Kiss one O seven one.
It isn't a summer without a Glizzy. Oh hell yeah, girl friend,
talk dirty to me. Sarah fromw ebn work, bestie from down

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the Hall. You're familiar with hervoice by now. The trending story is
that Joey chestnuts out of the hotdog eating competition. How sad is that
it is not going to be thesame The fourth of July will just not
hit the same TIV. But youcan't tell me that. When you look
at Joey Chest's nut choking down thathot dog, it makes me nauseous.

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Yeah, you can't watch. It'sone of those things where you just have
to read about it when it's allsaid and exactly. The one photo they
always get of him is him likemid gag. I can't and he has
a mouthful of wieners. I'm talkinglike chic filled wet bread. Again,
It's something that you just have toread about. I think his record,

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though I had read it the otherday, was set back in twenty twenty
one, seventy six hot dogs andbuns in ten minutes. I just I
don't even know if I could doseven hot dogs. I can't in that
amount of time. Here's the thingthough. For those that don't know,
Sarah was in a hot dog eatingcompetition, Yep, it's tut go for
you. It's a little rough.I was so much talk to like,

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I went into it talking so muchsmack, like I got this. I
consider myself to be a glizzy gobbler, like bring it on, dude.
And then they lay out a wholetray of wieners and I'm sitting there staring
at it like I think my eyesare a little bit bigger than my stuff.
And you start eating one and you'rethinking to yourself like, there is
no way I can finish. Icannot. I can't finish even half this

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tray. I think like thirty ofthem were laid in front of me.
It was wild. You're the onlyperson that I've talked to in person that's
ever done a food eating competition.So walk me through how you did it
that day. So I thought Iwas like Joey Chestnut and I used water,
and I decided, Dallas, youdid the water. This is so
disgusting, tiff. I took abottle of water and drenched all of the

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hotdogs, bonds, everything. Theywere just soaked in this water. Thinking
that that would be an easier wayto get them down. That's why he's
gagging. Uh huh, it doesmy key gag a little bit. And
when I was done, I feltdizzy, I felt nauseous, like it
was a sodium overload thing. ButI love that I can say that I
actually did it, that I wasa part of a hot dog eating contest.

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What was the prize if you won? Like a Wiener hat, that's
it? And bragging rights? Yeah, a Weien hat. Yeah, it
was a hat and had like abig hot dog on top of it.
And then I guess you could bragabout it for the whole entire year until
the competish nap. And again.It actually happened at turf Way Park in
Florence, Kentucky. Okay, Iknow everyone's asking in their head, how
many dogs did you get down?It was six? Six or six hot

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dogs? Yeah, that's sick.That's a lot. It was a lot,
and they were here's the thing,they were thick hot dogs. Like
the girth was a rude awakening.I kind of figured that I was going
to get like little baby hot dogs, you know what I mean, Like
they were gonna be a little gentlewith me. No this Uh, these
were heavy duty dogs, no cocktailweens, just full on ween. You're

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waking up with tip in the morning. Done, kiss one, good morning.
So my apologies if you've been withme for the last few hours.
I'm running on like no sleep rightnow, and yet again my brain,
my mouth, and my body cannotfigure out what day it is. So

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this was me around eight o fivethis morning. Oooh, good morning.
That is a good way to kickoff a Wednesday TIF in the morning eight
o'clock hour. It is not Wednesday. It is fully Thursday. We have
fully committed to Thursday. Yet mybrain, for some reason, is still
hanging out Wednesday. So I hopeyou're well. Listen to a little wellness

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drive by little drive by wellness checkon me this morning. I appreciate you,
guys. I was up late watchingmy Boston Celtics Game three. If
I can ask you to send thegood juju, send the good juju here
in Sincy. Let's collect it allin one and then send it to Dallas
for when they take game four tomorrow, hopefully fingers crossed right. I know
we don't have the NBA here,but if I can just get a little

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la borrow a little bit of goodjuju from you. I'd appreciate that we
are back tomorrow for the Friday showbecause today is Thursday and not Wednesday.
Oooh, good morning. That isa good way to kick off a Wednesday
day. Tiffing them all not correct. But we are back tomorrow for Friday
with the Nile Horn tickets at seventhirty and your chance to win Janet Jackson

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tickets at eight thirty if you wantto set a reminder with Siri, all
right, John, John and Friendscoming back to Kiss one oh seven one,
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