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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with fifth in the morning.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
Kiss.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
You're shot to get into riverbend.
Speaker 3 (00:05):
I say it, but you gotta go at least once
in a summer or it is not a complete summer
in Cincinnati without hitting River Bend, especially since it's their
fortieth anniversary. And if you're my dad from Boston who's
listening on the iHeartRadio op right now, Hi Steve, you
would say Faddy, so their fattieth anniversary, love you so uh. Anyways,
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Glass Animals is going to be there, and you're gonna
need the key word neighbor. Your chance to win that
in a few minutes. And you know why, you know why.
My favorite thing I do on this show is get
your neighbor and your roommate stories. It kind of just
depends on what stage of life you're in. I'll take
them all right now. Five one, three, seven, four, nine
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one or seven one. Is there someone in your life
that lives in close proximity to you that is just
it's not it, especially you see Xavier that I'll move
them back in soon enough, right, you'll start living with
roommates again. I need to hear from you because I
can't be the only one experiencing this. I feel like,
now that we're inside, we're out of July, okay, but
(01:09):
we're still inside fireworks season, especially as we get closer
to the Western and Southern web and fireworks people will
take it upon themselves to light off fireworks at the
most random times of night, the most random of days,
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with no reason or rhyme or not.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Sometimes you can you can't even see them.
Speaker 3 (01:34):
You know they're out there, you can hear them, but
you can't even see them, which is the worst because
you're just like absorbing the noise, but you don't get
the view.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And I keep I feel like I keep.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hearing them go off at random times, and it's like
these one off, Why are you lighting off fireworks? Where
does one even get a firework to light them off
at these times of night? What is the desire to
light a firework off at eleven ten o'clock at night
two in the morning? Answer me this five is because
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it's it's not necessarily waking me up. But I can
hear it, and I don't know, I don't know what,
and I I just I don't know. Five one three
seven four nine one o seven one. If you've got
a neighbor and our roommate story. I would love to
hear it because we've got some time to kill before
the Glass Animal's tickets coming up. At eight thirty the morning,
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body was sing.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
So you guys are talking about crazy neighbors. I had
a crazy neighbor who looked behind me and uh we
had a tree break their fence because of a storm,
and almost every single day they came up to our
door and we're knocking on our door because I'm assuming
they wanted us to pay for the fence, but they
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ended up getting a new fence regardless of us paying
for it or not.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
You're waking up with in the morning. Kiss what I
was seven one? Hi, good morning. You caught me a
good time.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
If you want to go to Riverbend, I have your
chance to win Glass Animals tickets and you will need
the keyword neighbor here in about a minute or two
to get in because we're in the midst of talking
about your neighbor stories. The reason why is because I'm
hearing fireworks go off in my neighborhood at the most
random times.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Why are we doing this contrary to that talk? By
the way, thank you for your talk back.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
With tiv That's a great way to contribute to the
show's content and conversation is on the iHeartRadio app. When
you search kiss, the microphone's right next to the play butt.
It's like leaving me a voice note. I'm pretty sure
I'm not a homeowner yet, but if your tree falls
on their fence, that doesn't make them crazy.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
That means that you pay for it.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
Right. I'm not an expert in this, but I think
that's the case. Nonetheless, thank you for contributing. Good morning,
you're on the air. Do you have a story for me?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
All right? So, we had been trying to remodel our
bathroom and decided to order a vanity on Costco and
when it got delivered, we saw a truck coming down
on the street pulled up to the wrong neighbor house.
But you know, the truck was unmarked, so we didn't
know if it was actually our delivery or not, and
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watched them actually pull the vanity into their house. The
neighbors signed for it, and then the delivery guy delivery
guys realized that it was the wrong address, had to
go back tell the neighbor that that was not actually
their item, and then deliver it to our house. So
my neighbor tried to steal like a fifteen hundred dollars vanity.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
At what point did you think that that was yours?
I don't get it unless unless are you guys friends
of them? Were they signing to be like, oh, that's
Kelsey's like, oh, I'm sorry, I didn't get your name,
by the way, what.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Is it Tyler?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
All right?
Speaker 3 (04:44):
So were they like, oh, that's probably their vanity, let
me sign for it and then I'll let.
Speaker 1 (04:48):
Them know it's over here. Or were they really trying
to steal it?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
No, this this has happened multiple times with other packages,
and for sure this is like the mail guys just
always get our stuff mixed up and you know what,
It's just this was definitely not an accent so.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
That I cannot believe they just tried to boost your
entire kitchen vanity and be like oh, yeah, like what
were you.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
Going to do with that? What were you going to do?
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Right?
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Well, thank you for the call. I appreciate you.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
Oh we'll put a pit in this or now if
you want to go, you know what the keyword is
going to be, especially if you just walked into this,
I bet you can put two and two together. What
the keyword is for the Glass Animals tickets caller ten
five one three seven four nine one O seven one.
That's your chance to see them at River Bend and
the next week or so.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Good luck and the meets out. We're still commercial free.
You're waking up with Fifth in the morning on one
O seven one. Good morning. I am hoping you have
a keyword for me.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
Neighbor Okay, neibor. Congratulations, you're going to Glass Animals.
Speaker 5 (05:56):
That's my that's my son. E's in sixth grade at
Woodland and we're just picking them up from cross country.
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Wow, you guys have great timing.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Awesome, Thank you so much. We're so excited. You're so welcome.
You're going to Glass Animals. Now, what is your name
and what's his name? And what neighborhood are you in.
Speaker 5 (06:15):
I'm Laura and that's Alex and we're calling from Taylor
mill Well.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Congratulations and thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
All we do every morning.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (06:25):
Do you have a neighbor story that you want to
filter through the radio this morning? Oh? Lord, yes, I had.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
We had this neighbor. She was like legit psycho. She
took a she stopped taking her meds, and she took
a machete to her.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Couch or a butcher knife to try.
Speaker 5 (06:47):
To find the listening devices that we put in her couch.
And she tried to run my husband over with with a.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
With her car.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Oh God, we laugh to keep from crying.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Well, thank you for the call. We're not far off.
We're still commercial free. But I have three things you
need to know coming up there