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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Because you're waking up with Fifth in the morning, Kiss
good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In a few minutes, you have a chance to win
a pair of pink tickets, and I really want you
to win them because it's the last opportunity of the
week and in my show at least, and my phone
lnth fill up for them quickly, So you'll need.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The keyword shower. I'll explain why in a second.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And just because for like my og listeners, I'm going
to add in a second keyword just for fun, and
we'll do bangles for obvious reasons. I'll take either one
of them. How long is too long to take a shower?
I came across this post on Reddit and it had
me going huhh, And as someone that tries to see
all angles to things, I could see why she's like,
(00:41):
my boyfriend is crazy for doing this, and I can
also see why he's like, I don't understand why it
took you that long to take a shower.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So I'll read it and we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You could start jumping in now five win three, seven, four, nine,
one oh seven one is a great way to chit chat.
And then the alternate way as the iHeartRadio app you
can talk back with Tiff by holding down the microphone
next to the play button. I'll read it well chat.
My partner lost their over how long I'd been in
the shower. I'm a female with longer, thick hair, and
I was doing what some referred to as the everything shower, washing, conditioning,
(01:17):
the hair, shaving, washing my body, my face, then getting out.
My partner said that they were running the sink for
as long as I was in the shower and asked
if I noticed how much water was wasted then well,
then I said, how would I be able to hear
that the shower though the water was running while I
was in the shower.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's where I'm kind of like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well you were cuckoo for doing that, but I forget
that you were trying to prove a point. They had
been taking a shower for twenty six minutes, twenty six
minutes for a full body shower.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That also went on in the.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Posts to say that there's two of them. He takes
his shower at night for three to four minutes. She
takes her shower less than he does because she works
from home. So she's like, I'm just combining all the
times that I'm not showering into one shower. There were
a lot of points to this argument where you and
I are going to stop right now, and shot is
how long is too long for a shower? As a
(02:15):
galley myself, I understand that the everything shower one is
a very big deal. It's ceremonial, and two it does
take at least ten minutes to be in that shower
at least, and I think that depends on how far
you're going. Are you body scrubbing, are you hair masking,
are you face masking?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Are you shaving everything that needs to be shaved?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What the Everything Shower entails to me is no less.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Than ten minutes twenty six though, girls, I would love
for you to call in and give me your perspective.
Twenty six minutes seems like a really long time to shower.
But then you've got the other side of the coin,
where well, if you don't shower that long every day,
like my pop in, pop out shower, it's under five
(03:01):
minutes if I'm just doing her rents without washing my hair.
So lots of angles on this, let's get involved. Five
one three, seven, four nine one seven one. I want
to hear from you this morning. And then of course
we're not far off from the pink tickets and you
already know what the keyword is on that one, so
don't go far. Oh my god, how convenient we're coming
out of this song. Well, moneyball problems all right? How
(03:23):
much money does it cost to take a twenty six
minute shower? I know my dad would be cringing right now.
You're waking up with Tim in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven one.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Thanks for joining us. You're on the air.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So I think, even like outside of the whole story,
men need to learn to be more gentle with women
in general. And I think that him coming at her
and losing his mind over a shower is extremely toud.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Isn't a giant red flag.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
To hang on it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I love your perspective.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Because it's a shower. And if she comes over stinking,
he's gonna complain. And then if she's showering, he shouldn't complain.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Just feel like she should run for the hills her
name to be happy. I'm Katie, Katie.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Thanks for the call, Girl, Kiss one o seven one.
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, my daughter in law took a two hour shower
every day.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Stop. What do you mean you have to walk me through?
What that even means? Is there that much hot water
in the tank?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah? My house?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How does she take a two hour we're just doing
in there.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
She's got that long bick hair, and I don't know
what she's doing in there.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And you know, I'm out here wanting to go to
the bathroom because there's only one bathroom today.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh that's another conversation. If someone's showering and you have
to go to the bathroom really bad? Are you able
to go in there and use the bathroom? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No? I was not allowed, so I had to go
out back.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh my god, what neighborhood are you in?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You don't want know?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
But yeah, right out there.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In New York, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven one. Your chance to win pink tickets
here in just a minute. But let me, I'll sho
you into this conversation. If you're just joining us, How
long is too long to take a shower? I had
read a post from Reddit where a guy was upset
with his girlfriend for taking a twenty six minute everything shower.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We'll go to you high you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hello, Hello, So I think there are showers that are
necessary for time to get away, a little bit to relax,
especially for some of us with cared to take time
and you know, for ourselves get clean. I have a moment,
and but if someone is waiting on you, or if
(05:36):
you're pressed for time, there is an appropriate time to
be in and out of the shower as an adult.
And that's my opinion.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, what's your name, Matthew? Matthew, thank you so much
for the call.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm still unwell from anonymous telling me that her granddaughter
took a two hour shower and so she had to
use the bathroom outside in the lawn.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Where is this happening?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
All right, I'm sure you can guess what the keyword
is even if you missed it. But your chance to
win the pink tickets right now, I've went three, seven, four, nine,
one oh seven one.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good luck. In the meantime, I'm still commercial for PE.
You're waking up with Siff in the morning on Kiss
one oh.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Seven one, Good morning, speaking of a pretty picnic and
predicting the weather. I canceled all things after the show
today so that I could get one more pool day
at Ziegler because they closed this weekend, and to you
know me, I have a hard time saying goodbye to summer.
I just need one more day out by the pool,
all right, but it's time to award some pink tickets here.
(06:33):
I'm hoping you have a keyword with me. Good morning,
you're on the air on.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Shower or Bengal.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Congratulations you got involved, bro, I'm so excited. I've been
calling all week. Well you're going to see pink up
in Columbus. Congratulations, Thank you. Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
With neigh already waking up with me in this morning,
I'm Stainty and I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Calling from Independence, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Stacy the twenty six minute shower, Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Uh, that's a yes for me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I take a long time in the tower.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning
every day when you're getting ready, girl, then I appreciate you.
Thank you so much. If you took an l on
these John, John's going to get you this afternoon at
four point thirty. Set a reminder with Siri coming up
after Shakira dive into three things you need to know
to get your day started in Sinci, including breaking new
music news I'll about next
Because you're waking up with Fifth in the morning, Kiss
good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
In a few minutes, you have a chance to win
a pair of pink tickets, and I really want you
to win them because it's the last opportunity of the
week and in my show at least, and my phone
lnth fill up for them quickly, So you'll need.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
The keyword shower. I'll explain why in a second.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
And just because for like my og listeners, I'm going
to add in a second keyword just for fun, and
we'll do bangles for obvious reasons. I'll take either one
of them. How long is too long to take a shower?
I came across this post on Reddit and it had
me going huhh, And as someone that tries to see
all angles to things, I could see why she's like,
(00:41):
my boyfriend is crazy for doing this, and I can
also see why he's like, I don't understand why it
took you that long to take a shower.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
So I'll read it and we'll talk about it.
Speaker 2 (00:52):
You could start jumping in now five win three, seven, four, nine,
one oh seven one is a great way to chit chat.
And then the alternate way as the iHeartRadio app you
can talk back with Tiff by holding down the microphone
next to the play button. I'll read it well chat.
My partner lost their over how long I'd been in
the shower. I'm a female with longer, thick hair, and
I was doing what some referred to as the everything shower, washing, conditioning,
(01:17):
the hair, shaving, washing my body, my face, then getting out.
My partner said that they were running the sink for
as long as I was in the shower and asked
if I noticed how much water was wasted then well,
then I said, how would I be able to hear
that the shower though the water was running while I
was in the shower.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
That's where I'm kind of like, Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Well you were cuckoo for doing that, but I forget
that you were trying to prove a point. They had
been taking a shower for twenty six minutes, twenty six
minutes for a full body shower.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
That also went on in the.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Posts to say that there's two of them. He takes
his shower at night for three to four minutes. She
takes her shower less than he does because she works
from home. So she's like, I'm just combining all the
times that I'm not showering into one shower. There were
a lot of points to this argument where you and
I are going to stop right now, and shot is
how long is too long for a shower? As a
(02:15):
galley myself, I understand that the everything shower one is
a very big deal. It's ceremonial, and two it does
take at least ten minutes to be in that shower
at least, and I think that depends on how far
you're going. Are you body scrubbing, are you hair masking,
are you face masking?
Speaker 1 (02:32):
Are you shaving everything that needs to be shaved?
Speaker 3 (02:35):
Like?
Speaker 1 (02:35):
What the Everything Shower entails to me is no less.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Than ten minutes twenty six though, girls, I would love
for you to call in and give me your perspective.
Twenty six minutes seems like a really long time to shower.
But then you've got the other side of the coin,
where well, if you don't shower that long every day,
like my pop in, pop out shower, it's under five
(03:01):
minutes if I'm just doing her rents without washing my hair.
So lots of angles on this, let's get involved. Five
one three, seven, four nine one seven one. I want
to hear from you this morning. And then of course
we're not far off from the pink tickets and you
already know what the keyword is on that one, so
don't go far. Oh my god, how convenient we're coming
out of this song. Well, moneyball problems all right? How
(03:23):
much money does it cost to take a twenty six
minute shower? I know my dad would be cringing right now.
You're waking up with Tim in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven one.
Speaker 1 (03:31):
Thanks for joining us. You're on the air.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
So I think, even like outside of the whole story,
men need to learn to be more gentle with women
in general. And I think that him coming at her
and losing his mind over a shower is extremely toud.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Isn't a giant red flag.
Speaker 4 (03:48):
To hang on it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
I love your perspective.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Because it's a shower. And if she comes over stinking,
he's gonna complain. And then if she's showering, he shouldn't complain.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Like, I don't know, I.
Speaker 4 (04:01):
Just feel like she should run for the hills her
name to be happy. I'm Katie, Katie.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
Thanks for the call, Girl, Kiss one o seven one.
Good morning.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, my daughter in law took a two hour shower
every day.
Speaker 1 (04:13):
Stop. What do you mean you have to walk me through?
What that even means? Is there that much hot water
in the tank?
Speaker 3 (04:19):
Yeah? My house?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
How does she take a two hour we're just doing
in there.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
She's got that long bick hair, and I don't know
what she's doing in there.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
And you know, I'm out here wanting to go to
the bathroom because there's only one bathroom today.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Oh that's another conversation. If someone's showering and you have
to go to the bathroom really bad? Are you able
to go in there and use the bathroom? Yes? Or no?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
No? I was not allowed, so I had to go
out back.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Oh my god, what neighborhood are you in?
Speaker 4 (04:47):
You don't want know?
Speaker 3 (04:48):
But yeah, right out there.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
In New York, good morning.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You're waking up with Tiff in the morning on Kiss
one oh seven one. Your chance to win pink tickets
here in just a minute. But let me, I'll sho
you into this conversation. If you're just joining us, How
long is too long to take a shower? I had
read a post from Reddit where a guy was upset
with his girlfriend for taking a twenty six minute everything shower.
Speaker 1 (05:13):
We'll go to you high you're on the air.
Speaker 3 (05:16):
Hello, Hello, So I think there are showers that are
necessary for time to get away, a little bit to relax,
especially for some of us with cared to take time
and you know, for ourselves get clean. I have a moment,
and but if someone is waiting on you, or if
(05:36):
you're pressed for time, there is an appropriate time to
be in and out of the shower as an adult.
And that's my opinion.
Speaker 1 (05:43):
Okay, what's your name, Matthew? Matthew, thank you so much
for the call.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
I'm still unwell from anonymous telling me that her granddaughter
took a two hour shower and so she had to
use the bathroom outside in the lawn.
Speaker 1 (05:56):
Where is this happening?
Speaker 2 (05:58):
All right, I'm sure you can guess what the keyword
is even if you missed it. But your chance to
win the pink tickets right now, I've went three, seven, four, nine,
one oh seven one.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
Good luck. In the meantime, I'm still commercial for PE.
You're waking up with Siff in the morning on Kiss
one oh.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Seven one, Good morning, speaking of a pretty picnic and
predicting the weather. I canceled all things after the show
today so that I could get one more pool day
at Ziegler because they closed this weekend, and to you
know me, I have a hard time saying goodbye to summer.
I just need one more day out by the pool,
all right, but it's time to award some pink tickets here.
(06:33):
I'm hoping you have a keyword with me. Good morning,
you're on the air on.
Speaker 4 (06:36):
Shower or Bengal.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Congratulations you got involved, bro, I'm so excited. I've been
calling all week. Well you're going to see pink up
in Columbus. Congratulations, Thank you. Yeah, what's your name?
Speaker 1 (06:51):
With neigh already waking up with me in this morning,
I'm Stainty and I'm.
Speaker 4 (06:55):
Calling from Independence, Kentucky.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
Stacy the twenty six minute shower, Yes or no?
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Uh, that's a yes for me.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I take a long time in the tower.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Well, thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning
every day when you're getting ready, girl, then I appreciate you.
Thank you so much. If you took an l on
these John, John's going to get you this afternoon at
four point thirty. Set a reminder with Siri coming up
after Shakira dive into three things you need to know
to get your day started in Sinci, including breaking new
music news I'll about next
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