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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, kiss, Paul Revere. Paul Revere is the keyword. You're
gonna need to win these soccer tickets. Okay, FCC's playing
tomorrow and I'm pulling the sword. I want you there
in about ten or so minutes, maybe fifteen minutes. Have
you ever purchased something that has made your life so
(00:21):
magical you're so happy that you have it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What was that item?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Whether it was recently or maybe years ago, but to
this day, it still makes you so happy that you
have it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It could be ridiculous. Mine's ridiculous. What is that for you?
That's where this conversation is going.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You can already start calling me if you want to chat,
or you can talk back with Tiff on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
App while I explain.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
If you are a visual person at the Tiff two
F's Potter like the Wizard. It's like maybe the third
thing in my stories that I put up yesterday. Last Saturday,
I went to Home Goods when it was raining ladies,
if you know, you know, and I came across a.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Set of clearance candlesticks.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And I felt like such a pre colonial bitch, but
I bought those things. And let me tell you these
candlesticks have changed my life.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They've changed the ambiance of my apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I feel so lux, I feel so reach, I feel
so pre colonial, like transport it back to seventeen seventy
six in my Mount Adam's apartment. I can't stop. So
I texted my friend and I said, I've been I mean,
I'm going to put it on the internet. I told
all my friends. I was like, I got these candlesticks.
They've made me so happy. And everyone's giggling about it
(01:36):
because they're like TIF one if by land, two if
by sea, and I'm like, that's right. Get on the ship, bitch.
I will take us to higher ground. I will lead
the way. If the power goes out. I have the candlesticks.
If for some reason we need to get on Noah's Arc,
I will, I will light the way.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Growing up, I.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Don't know if this is an Ohio thing. You'll have
to confirm this or not. Growing up in Massachusetts from
middle schoolers, you had to learn the mid the Paul
Revere's Ride Palm.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Do you guys know what that is? If I recite it,
will you know?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight
Ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April and
seventy five. Hardly a man is now alive who remembers
that famous day and year. He said to his friend,
if the British march by land or sea from the
town tonight, hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
of the North Church tower as a signal light one
if by land, two if by sea.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And that's I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, Paul Revere could ride through Mount Adams and
he'd be like, cool, the British are coming.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm not okay.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Five one three, seven, four nine, one oh seven one.
You obviously know Paul Revere's the keyword. I want to
know of the last thing that you purchased, ridiculous or
not that clearly that has brought you as much joy
as he's Dan canpdell.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Six, have.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Thank you so much for indulging me on this. You're
waking up with TIV in the morning on kissuono SevOne.
Clearly it's brought me a lot of joy. We're talking
about the things that you have purchased, either recently or
from the past, that have just brought you the most
amount of joy, changed your life. By the way, Paul
Revere is the keyword you're gonna need to win the
(03:23):
FC Cincinnati tickets coming up in three minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I bought these things. We're called self please, so it's
a Hemalian insult, and they're just like a fancy thing
to you know, serve stuff on at a dinner party
or something. I spent way too much on them. I
don't even know why, because I don't entertain, like I
never have people over.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Thank you for the talk back with Tiff. When you
search kiss on the I heard app. The microphone is
in the top right hand corner. You simply hold that
down and then you can talk to me in that
way if you don't feel like calling. That brought you joy, though,
if you're just walking into the conversation. And the reason
why the keyword is Paul Revere is because I went
to Home Goods and purchased clearance candlesticks and I feel
(04:06):
I feel like I've been transported back to seventeen seventy six.
One if by land, two if by sea. I'm ready
to go.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
A really extensive squalling face cream. I don't even know
what that is, but it's like three hundred dollars an
ounce and he definitely I had to get a different
online profile so he didn't see it at all or
joint credit card.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Opsays, I'm assuming you're talking about your partner.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hey, you know that happens. That happens sometimes. Thank you,
like I said, for indulging me. If you're a visual
person at the Tiff to F's potter like the Wizard,
it's like the third or.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Fourth thing in my stories.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, if you can give me three minutes, I have
your chance to win tickets to fc since's game tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I get to pull the sword. I'm really honored.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'd love to have you there to watch and also
just be a part of the experience and the action.
In fact, I have like multiple tickets to give away,
so don't go far. So you're waking up with Tiff
in the morning on morning, I'm really hoping you have
a keyword for me. Congratulations, that's the keyword. You got
the tickets. You're going to FCC tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can you recite any of Paul Revere's ride, no shot,
no worries with my candlesticks.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'll take care of us.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If the British are coming all right one, if my
land do if I see what's your name?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What neighborhood? Waking up with me? And I'm Brad from Brad.
Thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I am pulling the sword tomorrow, so I'm I'm glad
that you're going to be there.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I have at least one more pair to give away
on the air. Hi, do you have a keyword? Yeah, congratulations,
you got the tickets, you got the keyword.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You're coming tomorrow's match?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh? Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What's your name with neighborhood? You waking up with me?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And I'm in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And did you have to recite Paul Revere's Ride growing up?
Or was that just a Massachusetts thing?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Massachusetts?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, yeah, that was that was I remember walking through
my hometown with my dad and we had to learn
the poem together because I had to recite it for
like some sort of middle school test, and so we
would just we would walk.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I just remember that with my dad.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, if you want to go to FCC tomorrow, they're
playing Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's an afternoon game at two thirty. I'm pulling the Sword.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I would appreciate and love to have you there and
thank you so much for the support, not just there
but every day on the show. I do have more
tickets to give away on my Instagram right now.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Very easy. It's like a low commitment thing.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's the number one thing in my stories at the
tiff to F's Potter like the Wizard. In the meantime,
we're still commercial free and we're three minutes out from outcast,
so don't go far
Oh, kiss, Paul Revere. Paul Revere is the keyword. You're
gonna need to win these soccer tickets. Okay, FCC's playing
tomorrow and I'm pulling the sword. I want you there
in about ten or so minutes, maybe fifteen minutes. Have
you ever purchased something that has made your life so
(00:21):
magical you're so happy that you have it.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
What was that item?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Whether it was recently or maybe years ago, but to
this day, it still makes you so happy that you
have it.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
It could be ridiculous. Mine's ridiculous. What is that for you?
That's where this conversation is going.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
You can already start calling me if you want to chat,
or you can talk back with Tiff on the iHeartRadio.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
App while I explain.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
If you are a visual person at the Tiff two
F's Potter like the Wizard. It's like maybe the third
thing in my stories that I put up yesterday. Last Saturday,
I went to Home Goods when it was raining ladies,
if you know, you know, and I came across a.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Set of clearance candlesticks.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
And I felt like such a pre colonial bitch, but
I bought those things. And let me tell you these
candlesticks have changed my life.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
They've changed the ambiance of my apartment.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
I feel so lux, I feel so reach, I feel
so pre colonial, like transport it back to seventeen seventy
six in my Mount Adam's apartment. I can't stop. So
I texted my friend and I said, I've been I mean,
I'm going to put it on the internet. I told
all my friends. I was like, I got these candlesticks.
They've made me so happy. And everyone's giggling about it
(01:36):
because they're like TIF one if by land, two if
by sea, and I'm like, that's right. Get on the ship, bitch.
I will take us to higher ground. I will lead
the way. If the power goes out. I have the candlesticks.
If for some reason we need to get on Noah's Arc,
I will, I will light the way.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Growing up, I.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Don't know if this is an Ohio thing. You'll have
to confirm this or not. Growing up in Massachusetts from
middle schoolers, you had to learn the mid the Paul
Revere's Ride Palm.
Speaker 2 (02:10):
Do you guys know what that is? If I recite it,
will you know?
Speaker 1 (02:14):
Listen, my children, and you shall hear of the midnight
Ride of Paul Revere on the eighteenth of April and
seventy five. Hardly a man is now alive who remembers
that famous day and year. He said to his friend,
if the British march by land or sea from the
town tonight, hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
of the North Church tower as a signal light one
if by land, two if by sea.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
And that's I feel like.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
I mean, Paul Revere could ride through Mount Adams and
he'd be like, cool, the British are coming.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm not okay.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Five one three, seven, four nine, one oh seven one.
You obviously know Paul Revere's the keyword. I want to
know of the last thing that you purchased, ridiculous or
not that clearly that has brought you as much joy
as he's Dan canpdell.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Six, have.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
Hi, good morning.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Thank you so much for indulging me on this. You're
waking up with TIV in the morning on kissuono SevOne.
Clearly it's brought me a lot of joy. We're talking
about the things that you have purchased, either recently or
from the past, that have just brought you the most
amount of joy, changed your life. By the way, Paul
Revere is the keyword you're gonna need to win the
(03:23):
FC Cincinnati tickets coming up in three minutes.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I bought these things. We're called self please, so it's
a Hemalian insult, and they're just like a fancy thing
to you know, serve stuff on at a dinner party
or something. I spent way too much on them. I
don't even know why, because I don't entertain, like I
never have people over.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
But that's the thing.
Speaker 1 (03:42):
Thank you for the talk back with Tiff. When you
search kiss on the I heard app. The microphone is
in the top right hand corner. You simply hold that
down and then you can talk to me in that
way if you don't feel like calling. That brought you joy, though,
if you're just walking into the conversation. And the reason
why the keyword is Paul Revere is because I went
to Home Goods and purchased clearance candlesticks and I feel
(04:06):
I feel like I've been transported back to seventeen seventy six.
One if by land, two if by sea. I'm ready
to go.
Speaker 4 (04:13):
A really extensive squalling face cream. I don't even know
what that is, but it's like three hundred dollars an
ounce and he definitely I had to get a different
online profile so he didn't see it at all or
joint credit card.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Opsays, I'm assuming you're talking about your partner.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
Hey, you know that happens. That happens sometimes. Thank you,
like I said, for indulging me. If you're a visual
person at the Tiff to F's potter like the Wizard,
it's like the third or.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Fourth thing in my stories.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Okay, if you can give me three minutes, I have
your chance to win tickets to fc since's game tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
I get to pull the sword. I'm really honored.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
I'd love to have you there to watch and also
just be a part of the experience and the action.
In fact, I have like multiple tickets to give away,
so don't go far. So you're waking up with Tiff
in the morning on morning, I'm really hoping you have
a keyword for me. Congratulations, that's the keyword. You got
the tickets. You're going to FCC tomorrow.
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Perfect.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Can you recite any of Paul Revere's ride, no shot,
no worries with my candlesticks.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
I'll take care of us.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
If the British are coming all right one, if my
land do if I see what's your name?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
What neighborhood? Waking up with me? And I'm Brad from Brad.
Thank you for listening to Tiff in the morning.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Yeah, no problem.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
I am pulling the sword tomorrow, so I'm I'm glad
that you're going to be there.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I have at least one more pair to give away
on the air. Hi, do you have a keyword? Yeah, congratulations,
you got the tickets, you got the keyword.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
You're coming tomorrow's match?
Speaker 4 (05:40):
Oh? Yeah, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
What's your name with neighborhood? You waking up with me?
Speaker 4 (05:44):
And I'm in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
And did you have to recite Paul Revere's Ride growing up?
Or was that just a Massachusetts thing?
Speaker 4 (05:50):
Massachusetts?
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Okay, yeah, that was that was I remember walking through
my hometown with my dad and we had to learn
the poem together because I had to recite it for
like some sort of middle school test, and so we
would just we would walk.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
And I just remember that with my dad.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Okay, if you want to go to FCC tomorrow, they're
playing Atlanta.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
It's an afternoon game at two thirty. I'm pulling the Sword.
Speaker 1 (06:15):
I would appreciate and love to have you there and
thank you so much for the support, not just there
but every day on the show. I do have more
tickets to give away on my Instagram right now.
Speaker 2 (06:25):
Very easy. It's like a low commitment thing.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
It's the number one thing in my stories at the
tiff to F's Potter like the Wizard. In the meantime,
we're still commercial free and we're three minutes out from outcast,
so don't go far
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