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Speaker 1 (00:00):
You're waking up with in the morning Kiss one seven one, Hi,
good morning, We're gonna do and I love the nineties
finish the lyric coming up around seven forty this morning.
So if you think you got what it takes to
win all the points from the tiff in the Morning
bank this morning, don't go far. Sarah Elise is my
work bestie from down the hall at the Kid Chris
Morning Show. She typically joins us every once in a
(00:23):
while when we chit chat about things.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And I only know so much.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I was sent a text the other day and well,
my phone is recording right now, so I can't read
what you told me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Just get into it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think I'm I'm your weirdest friend that you have.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I have a lot of weird friends in my life.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think you have the most interesting stories though, Okay,
you have a lot of weird things that happened to you.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm just gonna come out and say that. On Sunday afternoon,
around maybe four or five o'clock, if you were driving
on seventy one North.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So prime time on a Sunday and.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You looked over at my white suv, I was topless.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh my god, was this like a drive of shame
sort of situation.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Were you leaving somebody's house?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Were you topless on purpose?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I was topless on purpose?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
When I say topless, I mean no like bear like
bare chest. I was bear chested. Okay, driving down seventy
one North, which I don't know. Is that a felony
or was that a criminal act?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean, you've got a nice set. But why did
you decide to do this? You know you were just
feeling yourself. No, No, it was out of need. It
was out of sheer panic in need. You remember a
couple of.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Weeks ago, guys, I told you about the body Butter story. Yes,
all right, if you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Remembere, that's during a humid night out.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Correct. So the body Butter is this body butter I
picked up from Trader Joe's and I mistakenly wore it
when I went to the Kenny Chesney concert and I
was sweating so bad that Mark from Covington was like,
can you stop wiping your sweat on my T shirt? Right?
My god, the same body Butter.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I jumped out of the shower and I was on
my way to go to Showcase Cinema. All my way
to the movie seventy one North, Bop it Along. I
got out the shower and I put that same damn
body butter on.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Girl, trash the body better please.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I feel like nothing good is associated with this body butter.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So I mistakenly put on the body butter ran out
the door. And typically when I go to the movies,
I'm wearing the outfit that I'm wearing right now. It's
Mike Short's an oversized sweatshirt with nothing on underneath.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You gotta be comforty.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I want to be comfy in my movie seat. And
I got into that vehicle and it was so humid,
and I was so hot, and the body butter was
trapping the heat so badly that I was sweating so
like Mark from Comington status, I was so hot that
I had to rip the non hooded sweatshirt off and
(03:07):
drive down seventy one North topless, bare chested.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's incredible, so very much on purpose.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
When you had given me a little tease of this story,
I'm like, surely she just didn't know.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
How did she not feel a breeze?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, I was.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I was very aware.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I was panicking. I was desperate for the breeze. I
had the windows down in the air conditioner.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
On, So did anybody look over?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't know. I just kept driving straight.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh, people definitely saw.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
They're like, you know that Tiff in the morning girlie
got a sneak peek. Definitely tuning in. I perfect advertising
for your show. That's free stuff right there.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I hate myself.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm proud of you. That has been mile freeing.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh it was amazing. It's like going skinny dipping in
the pool. I was so like, to me, the weird
stuff I do in my life is so normal to
me that this happened four or five days ago, and
I forgot to tell you about it until like yesterday.
I was like, oh my god, like this is this
is not normal. I need I need to tell this.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I can't believe we've gone this long.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But I didn't know you were driving topless to the
movie theaters.
You're waking up with in the morning Kiss one seven one, Hi,
good morning, We're gonna do and I love the nineties
finish the lyric coming up around seven forty this morning.
So if you think you got what it takes to
win all the points from the tiff in the Morning
bank this morning, don't go far. Sarah Elise is my
work bestie from down the hall at the Kid Chris
Morning Show. She typically joins us every once in a
(00:23):
while when we chit chat about things.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
And I only know so much.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I was sent a text the other day and well,
my phone is recording right now, so I can't read
what you told me.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Just get into it.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
I think I'm I'm your weirdest friend that you have.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
I have a lot of weird friends in my life.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
I think you have the most interesting stories though, Okay,
you have a lot of weird things that happened to you.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
I'm just gonna come out and say that. On Sunday afternoon,
around maybe four or five o'clock, if you were driving
on seventy one North.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
So prime time on a Sunday and.
Speaker 1 (01:01):
You looked over at my white suv, I was topless.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Oh my god, was this like a drive of shame
sort of situation.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
Were you leaving somebody's house?
Speaker 3 (01:14):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Were you topless on purpose?
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I was topless on purpose?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
Oh Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
When I say topless, I mean no like bear like
bare chest. I was bear chested. Okay, driving down seventy
one North, which I don't know. Is that a felony
or was that a criminal act?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
I mean, you've got a nice set. But why did
you decide to do this? You know you were just
feeling yourself. No, No, it was out of need. It
was out of sheer panic in need. You remember a
couple of.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Weeks ago, guys, I told you about the body Butter story. Yes,
all right, if you don't.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Remembere, that's during a humid night out.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Correct. So the body Butter is this body butter I
picked up from Trader Joe's and I mistakenly wore it
when I went to the Kenny Chesney concert and I
was sweating so bad that Mark from Covington was like,
can you stop wiping your sweat on my T shirt? Right?
My god, the same body Butter.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
I jumped out of the shower and I was on
my way to go to Showcase Cinema. All my way
to the movie seventy one North, Bop it Along. I
got out the shower and I put that same damn
body butter on.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Girl, trash the body better please.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
I feel like nothing good is associated with this body butter.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
So I mistakenly put on the body butter ran out
the door. And typically when I go to the movies,
I'm wearing the outfit that I'm wearing right now. It's
Mike Short's an oversized sweatshirt with nothing on underneath.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You gotta be comforty.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
I want to be comfy in my movie seat. And
I got into that vehicle and it was so humid,
and I was so hot, and the body butter was
trapping the heat so badly that I was sweating so
like Mark from Comington status, I was so hot that
I had to rip the non hooded sweatshirt off and
(03:07):
drive down seventy one North topless, bare chested.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
That's incredible, so very much on purpose.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
When you had given me a little tease of this story,
I'm like, surely she just didn't know.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
How did she not feel a breeze?
Speaker 3 (03:24):
No, I was.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I was very aware.
Speaker 1 (03:26):
I was panicking. I was desperate for the breeze. I
had the windows down in the air conditioner.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
On, So did anybody look over?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
I don't know. I just kept driving straight.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Oh, people definitely saw.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
They're like, you know that Tiff in the morning girlie
got a sneak peek. Definitely tuning in. I perfect advertising
for your show. That's free stuff right there.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
I hate myself.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
I'm proud of you. That has been mile freeing.
Speaker 1 (04:00):
Oh it was amazing. It's like going skinny dipping in
the pool. I was so like, to me, the weird
stuff I do in my life is so normal to
me that this happened four or five days ago, and
I forgot to tell you about it until like yesterday.
I was like, oh my god, like this is this
is not normal. I need I need to tell this.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
I can't believe we've gone this long.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
But I didn't know you were driving topless to the
movie theaters.
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