(Season 2 Ep.2) - The Recirculate Button (37)

Greg T., GK Money, Uncle Ted get a visit from Crazy Gary with Pizza and a few laughs. Remember to hit the reciculate button for fresher air. 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Make money. One of the markets going down. They got
puts two one two one two. There you go.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
I hear it.

Speaker 1 (00:06):
Do you hear your microphones?

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Lot and clear testing testing? Yeah, I'm good, you do.
I'm good.

Speaker 1 (00:12):
You hear yours?

Speaker 4 (00:14):
No you don't hear it? No, come on talking to
the microphone. I don't hear myself.

Speaker 1 (00:19):
I hear it. I hear it. I hear you. Oh
I know why? How about now? Oh too loud? How
about now we'll give that away my eyes a little
at the back of my head. Yeah, yeah, you're good.
Now now you hear it?

Speaker 4 (00:31):
Yeah, okay, now just done.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Now come on, I changed out my pool timer today.

Speaker 3 (00:41):
Oh did you the intomatic you put in?

Speaker 1 (00:44):
Yeah, it's been there thirty five years. The other one. Okay,
let's let's start the show. Here we go.

Speaker 3 (00:49):
You guys ready, ready?

Speaker 4 (00:50):
All right, hands in the middle on three, two, one more?
Light them up, Let them up.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
That's what you said. You take the cigar off the logo? O?
My god, okay, let him up. Heads in the middle.
You guys ready, one, let him up? Oh wait, sorry,
wrong thing, let him up, let him up, suck it.

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Oh, this is gonna play out. Sorry, we'll start it again.
All right, all right, anyway, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:18):
All right, guys, ready, here we go. Here's the middle
three two one, let him up. Wait you know what, guys,
this right here, this rambling, boring conversation containing already made
before observations. This could be a podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
It could be we could be all right, guys in
his episode two season two, how you guys feeling? I'm
Greg t and this is uncle Ted shed Let's go
around the room and introduce everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:43):
To the right, it is GK.

Speaker 3 (01:46):
Money, Hello America, and.

Speaker 4 (01:51):
Of course to the left of me. If it was
not his name, then for what would we call this podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:55):
It is uncle ted chairman of the board?

Speaker 1 (01:58):
Hold on, what do I say it is? I sample?
Are you saying it is.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
Uncle Tied chairman of the board.

Speaker 1 (02:06):
Oh all right, guys, we were just getting things started here.
What a brutal day I had, and as you can tell,
I'm making all kinds of mistakes. Tell us about it.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Oh my god, what a day. You know, you wake
up in the morning and you think the day is
going to be just beautiful. You know, you get up
and you make a cup of coffee, you go take
a shower, you brush your teeth and then honestly, all
bets are off with me.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
But that's right. It's just been a rough day. No
coffee in the house. No, we had coffee. We had coffee.

Speaker 4 (02:32):
Just after that, everything went downhill. It just went downhill
real fast. It wasn't a happy day. I wanted it
to be a happy day, but it just could not
be a happy day.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
Oh, happy was.

Speaker 3 (02:41):
Your days like that in college when you woke up?

Speaker 1 (02:44):
He's happy days in college?

Speaker 3 (02:49):
In college?

Speaker 4 (02:49):
No, everything was great in college. In college, I had
plenty of happy days. But today was just not one
of those days.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
And it happens.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh it sucks. How was your week, guys, Let's start
with you, KDK. How was your week? Was good? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (03:01):
Uh, Saturday night? Went out to dinner?

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Oh nice? What'd you go? Oh?

Speaker 3 (03:06):
I went to sinners?

Speaker 1 (03:07):
Oh, get out of here. Yeah, I went to citners
on Saturday night.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Oh I didn't even see you.

Speaker 1 (03:11):
I guess what. I didn't go to sinners on Saturday night?

Speaker 3 (03:15):
You didn't feel busy? I called you?

Speaker 1 (03:17):
How come you didn't go to sinners on Saturday? I
don't know.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
He wasn't feeling good?

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Why why didn't you know?

Speaker 4 (03:23):
GK made the reservation. GK, how come you didn't invite
Uncle Ted to.

Speaker 3 (03:27):
The I sent him a tax He never responded.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Did you get well? I mean, look, check your text messages.

Speaker 4 (03:34):
I gotta I gotta apologize here it is uncle uncle Ted?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
How come you didn't get the texts? I community the next.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
Time we go to senators on me because I uh,
a misfortune of miss.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
I had to pay on Saturday.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, that's right, I do. I owe you one hundred dollars. Now,
so I do you know what the worst in the question,
one hundred dollars?

Speaker 1 (03:52):
No, let me tell you. Oh my god, you you
know you'd be the judge on this.

Speaker 4 (03:55):
GK and I we roll up and uh and we
go to the bar and we're gonna we're gonna order
dream for everybody, you know. So we ordered your so
beside you and GK, there's others there but not me.
Well there were our wives, our wives, and then the neighbor,
the gk's neighbor K with us, right yeah, and then
and then I have a neighbor friend from down the street.

Speaker 1 (04:15):
He came as well. So there's a group of us.
But I'm your uncle. I know, I know again, you uber,
you get a little or something. GK made the reservation.

Speaker 3 (04:23):
I hadn't want to mix family and friends.

Speaker 1 (04:25):
Yeah, he's not a blood relative.

Speaker 4 (04:27):
By the way, sitters was very good, right, god delicious,
you have the bar. I actually shared a tomahawk steak together.
Hold on, let's go back to the hawk. That's a
four pound tomahawk. It was, My god, it was a
massive tomahawks steak. That was it really was a big one.
I can believe was. But so my point is, uncle
said when we walked in, right, we both go to

(04:48):
the bar, and I figured, okay, listen, you know we'll
split it or whatever it is, so we'll put our
credit cards down. GK says no, and he puts his
money out, So now I can't pay for anything.

Speaker 1 (04:59):
And I said, let me get the tip. He says, no,
you can't even do that.

Speaker 4 (05:02):
So now I'm feel like I'm obligated to either a
pick up the drinks next time or b I owe
him money. I like he should have like let us
split the split the drinks, yeah, or did something with
the dinner. So listen, let's make it up on a
dinner time.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Yeah right, GK, you could have made me do that.
I could have taken care of the dinner.

Speaker 5 (05:18):
I appreciate him setting up the reservation, getting us in there.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
That cocktails by itself. Absolutely, I just said that you
made the reservation. I just you're really you're making it
really alcohol. You guys must have had that day alcohol.

Speaker 4 (05:33):
What are you drinking tonight? Well, I'm having a tangerine tonic,
nice gune and tona.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
Good for you. Cheers, Uncle Tad, cheers. What are you drinking? Cheers?
Mind's whiskey?

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Straight up, I'm drinking a wood for tonight. And GK,
what do you got there?

Speaker 3 (05:46):
Arnold Palmer?

Speaker 1 (05:47):
Arnold he loves Arnold Palmer, loves Arnold Palmer.

Speaker 4 (05:50):
Yeah, so so I feel right now obligated. I feel
like I owe GK money money because he paid for that,
and then he paid the tip on top of it.
So I definitely owe you half the drinks.

Speaker 3 (06:01):
Now, you know, you get drinks next time again.

Speaker 1 (06:04):
Next time you know what you drove here?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
He says, that's funny, okay, So next time he drives
and you pick up a tab, uncle ted? What did
you do on Saturday night? So I GK Money made
reservations for the eight of us? What did you I
was sitting at home with my lovely wife, and I said,
so rude to not invite you.

Speaker 1 (06:21):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (06:22):
So my wife says, hey, what are we doing tonight?
I said, I'm getting the Itchda tea and Glenn's probably
gonna go out to dinner tonight, and let's wait and
see if we get a text for dinner. We waited
and waited and waited, yes, and waited, and nobody. I
said to him, I said, I said, listen, man, let's
not make this uncomfortable. You should really invite my uncle.

(06:43):
You really should. I mean you're you're practically his uncle
as well. And and nothing. That's a shame, by the way.
But once I found out you guys were at sinners, Yes,
I called them up, gave him my credit.

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Card and you picked up the whole time meal. I
picked up the meal.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
How do you do that?

Speaker 1 (06:58):
We paid her, We paid a.

Speaker 3 (07:00):
Paid He's bullshit, And let me check my phone.

Speaker 5 (07:02):
The test didn't go through until eleven thirty.

Speaker 3 (07:05):
I forgot to send this.

Speaker 1 (07:07):
Sorry you didn't pay for dinner. Sorry, here it is
on my venmo. Right. We paid a lot of money.
We paid a lot of money. I mean you said
I paid. This is very expensive.

Speaker 4 (07:15):
You know, you guys are talking about exchanging tips. Were
you guys actually touching tips? We were not touching tips,
did you. We just shared for and well everybody got
something different, and everybody even like, I mean, everything was good, delicious, right, Jill,
your wife, she had a good time. Everything was delicious.
She had a good time.

Speaker 1 (07:32):
So you guys had the tomahawk had tomahawk.

Speaker 3 (07:35):
Yeah, and we got her own table too.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
We got we got you know, because I I had
noticed that the that the misteaks were fairly the same.
If you would have gotten a tomahawk for two, it's
the same thing as getting our own steak. So I said,
why don't we do so it was my suggestion. I said,
let's just get tomahawk and he said, all right, I'll
do it. So they bring it over in that Flintstone
mobile car. But off the side it was big, it

(08:00):
was huge. I'm telling no, lie, you gotta go to centers.
You have to really sinners and point pleasant. Maybe I
don't bite, you guys will go.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
You should go to Sinners.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I'll drive, I'll drive and fits us let's go on Sundays.

Speaker 1 (08:18):
What point pleasant? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (08:20):
Yeah, right? But inlet By the inlet.

Speaker 4 (08:22):
Yeah, it overlooks the Manasquan side of things, really.

Speaker 1 (08:26):
Nice and nice. Shame on you gk Uncle Ted.

Speaker 3 (08:29):
I'm sorry, I feel horrible.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
He owes us a steak dinner Butcher's Block, Butcher's Block,
so we could have substituted sinners. Yeah, you know, I
actually hung out with Tommy today.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
No, I was going to with a copy your dinner today. Honestly,
had I.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Gone to see how I got to the Butcher Block,
it would have been camp today, it would have been
comp But I didn't go, And but I didn't hang
out with Tommy today. I saw a nice conversation. We
were hanging out. We're talking about his place now, we
got started and everything.

Speaker 3 (08:57):
So yeah, we could do a podcast on Thursday night.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Tell me how you right?

Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's warm out.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
He would love that, he would do. You know what,
why don't we.

Speaker 4 (09:05):
Just call him right now and put him on the air.
I could call Tommy right now. Tommy would have a
great time. He would he would love to be a
part of this podcast. Let's see, let's see, we're gonna.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Get tom on. Okay, so Tommy on podcast, all right, because.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
I'm gonna tell him that Sitters is a great restaurant,
he told me, and that you're like Longhorns and the
Butcher's Block long podcast on a Thursday. We want a
podcast from Butcher Block on Thursday. Okay, Block, Okay, gotcha,
I got it.

Speaker 1 (09:37):
You talk about long Horns.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
I haven't been long Horns in a couple of years,
but on Saturday night, I'll remember years ago, but I
wanted to flame out there.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
It wasn't bad.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's not bad.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
It wasn't bad. It's not bad, all right, So what
else did you do this week?

Speaker 5 (09:50):
Just Sunday, went to family's house, his house over the week,
right know, family on Sunday.

Speaker 3 (09:56):
And that's it.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
And then you worked all week and I worked. Nothing
bad happened, nothing, nothing could happen. No, just a blind
And so Uncle Tad your turn. What happened to you
this week? How was your week?

Speaker 6 (10:07):
Now?

Speaker 1 (10:08):
Yeah? How was your week? Well? It was great? Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
So the other day, get a text message early in
the morning from my daughter to Lauren. Yeah, and says
Jeffrey's garage door is an opening or closing?

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Oh, what happened? Well, it's busted the garage or opener
brand new. No, oh, it's an old one. So what
does the dad have to do?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
So you paid for it?

Speaker 1 (10:28):
Did you drive all the way out there? No?

Speaker 4 (10:30):
I went to home depot, picked up a garage door. Yeah,
installed it dead day.

Speaker 1 (10:35):
Boom boom, the garage opener, the whole motor and everything.
The opener right, not the garage.

Speaker 3 (10:40):
Door, the opener, just the opener.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
Right.

Speaker 1 (10:42):
Good, So you went and you bought it yourself. Yeah.
Well what about Lauren, she owns a house now, well,
she picked up dinner. We went, we went to that's
to Ruth Chris. That's the same. That's the same.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Yeah, that is that's fine. Oh, look our delivery, our
pizza delivery will be here.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
What's seven twenty seven?

Speaker 4 (10:58):
Our pizza delivery will be here in three more minutes. Well,
remember last week we agreed that every Thursday we shot pizza. Yeah,
and we're gonna be interviewing the delivery boy.

Speaker 1 (11:06):
We're gonna interview that. It's right.

Speaker 4 (11:07):
So we have the delivery guy coming here, and he'll
be here, let's see. That's okay, time Greg t he'll
be here yep, three more minutes.

Speaker 1 (11:15):
So we got to greet him at the door or
somebody up there. I guess we will have to go
get him.

Speaker 4 (11:19):
We'll take a break and I'll go stairs and go
get him, Okay, and then i'll let him know that
we're doing the podcast.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
I know what I did today. I do let me
hear so anyway, that was only one day. Yeah, one
day he did that. It's exciting. Yeah, what you do?
So my pul pump quit working? Know what?

Speaker 3 (11:34):
Talks?

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Man?

Speaker 1 (11:34):
You've had another word trouble with that pool.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
Another to fill it in, fill it in.

Speaker 1 (11:38):
Another trouble. All right, so go ahead, But I ordered
a new intermatic timer. How much did that cost you? eBay?
One hundred and twenty bucks. I figured he's not he's he's.

Speaker 3 (11:49):
Going to return it and it doesn't work, and get
her free watch sell the.

Speaker 4 (11:52):
One that's broken, broke, going to return to one that's
broken didn't work?

Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yeah, she got He's the cheapest man.

Speaker 3 (12:01):
He's loaded.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
Years on fixed income. You were not fixed.

Speaker 7 (12:07):
Years.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'll let you believe that. I'll let you believe that.

Speaker 4 (12:11):
That's fine anyway, So that's all done as successful. Everything's
working right. And for all you pool owners out there, yeah,
I know GK has one. I was introduced to a
new technology for the pool. Really it's a floating skimmer
looks like a little.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
Boat like's you have, GK.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
It's unbelievable.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
It works great with the skimmers.

Speaker 4 (12:31):
I put a sock into my skimmer, right rock. Yeah,
that catches a lot and there's nothing on the top. Oh,
you gotta show me because I didn't do that yet.
But Church was actually telling me about it. She said
that she saw it online and that we should get
one of those.

Speaker 5 (12:43):
That I picks up pollen, every picks a pounk.

Speaker 3 (12:49):
Really, this is phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
What do you just put it in there and let
it go. It's very complicated to install you. I'd have
to probably come over and do it for you.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
You have to order. It's an expensive piece of equipment.
I don't three or four books.

Speaker 4 (13:00):
It's one of three four hundred bucks. Okay, you throw
it in there and it does the pollen.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
Even does everything anything that float.

Speaker 5 (13:07):
Solar powered it. Really, it just keeps going, just keeps going.

Speaker 1 (13:12):
I gotta check it.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
I got the dual mode charger, the one don't you
plug in, as well as the solar.

Speaker 1 (13:16):
All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna give me the name
of the one you got. I want to order that one.
Why don't you come over one day and take a
look at it. I'm gonna check it out.

Speaker 3 (13:22):
Maybe swim with the skimmer.

Speaker 1 (13:25):
He's been saying that it's phenomenal.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
It really has. So you know what, I'm gonna check
that out. That's that's great. And you put a sock
inside your skimmer. That's not a sock that you wear, right,
it's a skimmer sock. Yeah yeah, oh you you actually
buy a skimmer sock.

Speaker 3 (13:37):
Yeah, So it doesn't go all the stuff doesn't go
into the skimmer.

Speaker 1 (13:41):
It doesn't go into the skimmer sock too.

Speaker 3 (13:44):
Now, I put it in there when I first opened
a pool.

Speaker 5 (13:48):
That caught a lot of stuff that I threw my
my robot in there and really up everything. Really, you
gotta see the pollen in there, really.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
So where do you get the skimmer socks from? That
was od So you can order those? Yeah, I'll give
you something, all right, So I want to you have more?

Speaker 4 (14:03):
Yeah, oh, I gotta try that all right, So you'd
be surprised because if that socked it didn't catch it.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
By the way, every I go out there every day,
especially now with things falling from the trees.

Speaker 4 (14:11):
Yeah, right, skimmer I got two skimmers, probably catches about
a pound. Oh my, so I got two pounds of
this stuff would have been into the filter.

Speaker 5 (14:18):
But what about with the robot now, with the skimmer
robot well half right or not?

Speaker 1 (14:23):
No?

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Well, just a lots going into the into the skimmers
itself and the pool robot robot.

Speaker 1 (14:30):
I mean it's catch the stuff too, But skimmers are
still catching most.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Yeah, and I can tell that because little skimmer socks
are in there.

Speaker 1 (14:36):
Telling me what I can. You can see it. Yeah,
I gotta check this out. I'm not even kidding you.
I gotta check it out. I had no idea, all right, and.

Speaker 5 (14:42):
Yours would probably be easy because Uncle Ted with all
his trees and everything.

Speaker 4 (14:46):
Uh, you know we could do. We could have a
winner fall in, make some suggestions. If their local right,
maybe we can go over there. We could set them
up skimmer.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Socks for them. How great would that be?

Speaker 4 (14:56):
They'd have to deliver pizza though, you know I will
tell you by the but what I didn't check, but
it doesn't look good for us. Remember I said, maybe
we're gonna find out who's listening to our show? And
all they had to do was go to Uncle Ted
Shed on Instagram and then mention us and then mention
that they're listening and that they would win a prize. Yes, yeah,
nobody did that, No nobe. Nobody wanted that prize.

Speaker 3 (15:17):
Let's see, we have to get it going.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, We're gonna take a break,
and when we get back, we're gonna interview the pizza
delivery guy because we have pizza here on this Thursday
of Uncle Ted Shed.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
All right, son't wait, can't wait. I'm excited, I'm starving.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
It is great man.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
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Speaker 4 (17:45):
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Speaker 4 (17:58):
Not only do we pizza, but how about the delivery guy?
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Speaker 8 (18:54):
Tell you.

Speaker 9 (18:54):
I'm looking at I'm looking at all these three gentlemen. Yes,
Kurtz Gary, and I gotta tell you if I was
a girl, like to care of all three of them,
because they actually look phenomenal, these guys.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
They look younger. Yeah, you know, Uncle Ted looks phenomenal.

Speaker 1 (19:07):
I'm waiting for the punch line.

Speaker 3 (19:08):
No great, No GK Money looks.

Speaker 2 (19:11):
You look the same, like you're not agent T.

Speaker 1 (19:13):
You got great color.

Speaker 2 (19:14):
I don't know where the hell you've been.

Speaker 1 (19:15):
Everybody was asking me that. You know, I just drive
the car top open.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
Great color, that's it.

Speaker 1 (19:20):
You look.

Speaker 9 (19:21):
You look happy because I guess his food's here was together.

Speaker 1 (19:25):
Yeah, I do like that too. I do like it.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Well, I'm on it always, right, I see you guys.

Speaker 3 (19:30):
Ted is Lynn here.

Speaker 4 (19:32):
We have to do a segment here called Today in History,
So you guys are all going to get a chance
to eat a little something while GK Money has to
deliver to us his report.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
It's a it's a homework homework assignment. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
Yeah, and I thought I was at a school, high school, college,
but his homework.

Speaker 1 (19:49):
Still got homework, Chraig, scary. Are you on a diet? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (19:53):
Actually I should I tell you what I was weighing
about a week ago.

Speaker 9 (19:58):
So wait, you're only starting to die a week ago. Yes,
I was the heaviest I've ever been stressed out. Yes, Rain,
I am a landscape for thirty nine years.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
But you gotta be hoot to your company.

Speaker 9 (20:09):
Federico's not Frederico's now, I always say Frederick Federico's Rico.

Speaker 2 (20:15):
And the brains of my operation is my wife, Michelle.

Speaker 4 (20:18):
You know what, there's always I was a strong woman
behind every successful man.

Speaker 9 (20:22):
Absolutely she she keeps the family together and she's a
wonderful lady.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
So I just want to thank her for putting up
a mike.

Speaker 4 (20:31):
Years.

Speaker 3 (20:31):
She's lucky so married to a handsome man.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
You know, she's so thank you bringing home the bacon
for a bacon, I was two hundred and forty five pounds.

Speaker 1 (20:42):
What forty five? I remember when you were too forty four.
I got off the bread. I stopped that. I'm choking.
I feel like my wife is grabbing by the throat.

Speaker 9 (20:59):
But all right, yeah, So now I was two thirty
seven in the raw this morning.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
That after a shot in the raw, raw, after taking
a you get a picture. No crazy next week, the
raw next week. But I gotta be honest. I was
two forty five with a two inch killer Rombie. I
wish so down time, no sea, that's very long time.
No see.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
So I don't know.

Speaker 9 (21:20):
I'm gonna try to get down to about two ten,
which is still overweight, because my doctor says to me.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
Gary, you need to be one hundred and sixty pounds.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
I said, one hundred and sixty pounds. Are you kidding me?
Doctor Kachu, I said, God bless you. Yeah right, well,
you know so my doctor said, same thing, one hundred
and sixty pounds. I haven't one hundred and sixty punds
since I've been six grade. But you're five foot what
I'm five ft six on a good day. Yeah, short,
got these waves shoes.

Speaker 9 (21:44):
I'm five ten, but when I was in high school
playing sports, we always put six foot.

Speaker 1 (21:48):
Oh what's the program? That's all right? All right now
I belong to uh today in history information history. That's
a lot.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
Now, I know I'm gonna love it. A lot of
crap that you could do my homework that.

Speaker 1 (22:02):
Well, well, well you know what we're learning.

Speaker 4 (22:04):
This is only episode two of season two, so by
next week you'll have.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
You know, a lot of door or only one thing,
only one thing that's it's probably be a great I'm sure
it's a great thing. That's great. If it's going to
be one, it's got to be great.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
The quality, quantity.

Speaker 1 (22:19):
You gotta talk to HI about this. I can't one thing, quality,
not quantity. I'm sure this is going to be magnificent.
What do you got?

Speaker 5 (22:27):
Johnny Carson hosted his last Tonight show on May twenty second,
nineteen ninety two. All Right, and take a guess who
the guests were on the show.

Speaker 1 (22:39):
I would never know because I how old were we then?
How old? What year I remember watching Johnny.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
Cars Uncle Ty four in nineteen ninety two.

Speaker 4 (22:47):
So if it's his last show, I'm going to say,
there's a lot of celebrities that came on. He probably
had a list of the greatest celebrities in Hollywood, Like
who were they at the time? At the time, who
were they? I can't think of any right now. Well,
I'm gonna say Robin Williams.

Speaker 1 (23:00):
Oh, I gotta tell you.

Speaker 9 (23:02):
I was a huge Joan Rivers fan. So I'm gonna
say Joan Rivers.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
I love that lady. I miss her.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
T take a guess.

Speaker 1 (23:10):
I would have no idea. What year was it?

Speaker 3 (23:12):
Nineteen ninety two?

Speaker 1 (23:15):
Michael J.

Speaker 5 (23:15):
Fox Well, I don't know Robin Williams.

Speaker 1 (23:22):
Say Robin Williams anywhere? How did that name even come in?
Beamon Middler? Because you have a guy he was the
alien there. Robin Williams was everywhere and bet Middler. Those
were his guests on Johnny Carter's last show.

Speaker 7 (23:32):
Yeah, and then even when he was no even though
when he red yes today in history, even though when
he retired he stole sent Dave Letterman jokes. He did
so he was still involved somewhat with the shows that
I guess he just phased out.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
All right, all right now, Ben, that's all I have.

Speaker 1 (23:51):
I'm sorry, d I will tell you that's that's kind
of lame. I mean, you had a whole week to prepare,
I know, and you came up with that.

Speaker 3 (23:58):
I know.

Speaker 1 (23:59):
I gotta be arsed with you. Oh yes, crazy guy,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (24:01):
I was in.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
Warmont the other day.

Speaker 9 (24:03):
Yes, and I think I saw Johnny Caustin in the alleyway.
Really yes, it does definitely look alike maybe could be. Okay,
thank you that crazy guy.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
I appreciate that.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Thank you, crazy everybody, everybody crazy Gary was great?

Speaker 1 (24:20):
All right, thank you.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
I will be more prepared next week.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
Thank you very much. I think I thank you.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
I was so excited listening to Glenn that I am
still very excited. It was.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
It was awesome, all right, really wonderful, wonderful. I can't
get over the excitement.

Speaker 3 (24:41):
Pizza.

Speaker 1 (24:42):
How the pizza though, pizza is excellent, awesome, very good.
What'd you think we're popping on pizza?

Speaker 3 (24:51):
Meat Paul, I like meatball, I.

Speaker 1 (24:55):
Like sausage, peppers and onions. Oh, that's nice to peppers
on you.

Speaker 4 (24:59):
It's a lot there, Oh, crazy Gary, hold on, yes,
crazy Gary, I'm just chewing my chicken pocada.

Speaker 1 (25:04):
You take your time, take your time. You got chicken pocada,
and I just like sausage on my pizza.

Speaker 3 (25:08):
Do you like sausage party? Yeah, you look at a smile.
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (25:14):
How's your chicken pacata? It's actually very good. Who orders
chicken pocata on pizza?

Speaker 9 (25:20):
Well, no on pizza, but chicken peccatta is better than
you know. I'm trying to die you remember, right.

Speaker 1 (25:25):
I'm sorry, right, thank you very much again, crazya pocatta soup.
Thanks Crisney. Crunches.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
How many crunches?

Speaker 1 (25:32):
How many cunches give that? I'll be honest.

Speaker 9 (25:34):
It's good, but it's a little overdone because chicken is
very hard to cook. And I give it maybe three
crunches tonight. But the flavor is excellent. Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (25:42):
The flavors were kept it out of three Gary, thank you?

Speaker 4 (25:45):
Crazy carry no, Uncle teded, what kind of what would
you like on your toppings?

Speaker 1 (25:49):
I like sausage. I mean, I like I like mushrooms,
and I like onions.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
I used to like sausage, but then it starts to
kind of repeat on me, you know, and then I
started getting like heart burned from it, so I don't
I don't eat sausage on pizza anymore. I just go
with the so with the mushrooms and onion.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
So do you like sausage links or sausage in the can?

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Or how do you like your sausage like the bed?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
I'm so sorry, Crazy Gary is still here?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Oh my goodness. Okay, as we move along. Okay, no, no, no,
uncle Ted, there was there. There was an assignment that
you had me do this week. And the assignment was
that I had to get our best of moment from
last year for less season.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Yes, I remember that. How did you do? I did
one assignment. I'll tell you it was. It was difficult
to try to find it. It really was.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
So I went through like so many so we had
thirty six episodes in season one.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
It's incredible, it was.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
And the funniest moment that Uncle Ted thinks was the
funniest moment was when I got stung by a bee.
I don't think, I mean, I don't know what was
so funny about that. And as your no, I managed
to find the sound. I can't believe it. I managed
to find it. But as you're gonna hear it. I
actually get stung. My hand swells up from the bees.
I don't know what is so funny about that. That

(27:12):
was what was so funny about it.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
I can't and Uncle.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Ted Pete himself. We never we never brought that up.

Speaker 1 (27:17):
He pat himself hysterical. I don't understand why he thinks
it's so fucking funny. Yeah, I can't believe it. Well listen,
so what I did was it? Turns out it was.

Speaker 4 (27:26):
It's in episode twenty four, Episode twenty four, you will
find the beasting that was from season number one. So,
ladies and gentlemen, I give you our best of This
is a homework assignment that I actually.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
Came through on. All right, let's hear it. So, ladies
and gentlemen, here we go.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
This is three and a half minutes of the beasting
from season one, episode twenty four. You will hear a
familiar voice in there. Big Patrick was with us that day.
God rest his soul, God Rest his soul. So Big
Big Patrick was there. I had an enjoyable time listening
to it as he spoke to us. We had THEO
ROSSI on that day. Oh yeah, remember that day with

(28:02):
THEO ROSSI that was great. I explained the Hollywood sex scenes.

Speaker 1 (28:06):
That's right. He did talk to us about the episode
twenty four was a great episode. We had Blue Whale Bets.

Speaker 4 (28:11):
You gotta hear Blue Weelle Bets talks about who's getting
drafted in the NFL season that year. Anyway, that's all
episode twenty four. So, ladies and gentlemen, I give you
my uncle's favorite moment of season one, episode twenty four,
when I got stung by a bee. Please listen along
and enjoy.

Speaker 1 (28:28):
We interrupt this program to bring you a special report.
And I think another one. I think they're coming from
up there. I think you gotta be high up in
that area. I think he just flew a No, one
flew this way. Why don't you go do a thing?

Speaker 3 (28:40):
Look there's another bay.

Speaker 1 (28:41):
Oh my lord, are you kidding me? The BA? Do
you have a no?

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Don Okay, Now we are experiencing technical difficulties.

Speaker 1 (28:53):
Please stand by.

Speaker 3 (28:55):
It's right there, and you gotta get him on the
floor and step on it.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
I can't got up. This is terrible.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
We'll just leave him. You're gonna break the line.

Speaker 7 (29:12):
I got.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
Now he's on the floor somewhere.

Speaker 5 (29:16):
Always no he's on the fun he's on your car,
he's on your cigars.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Right there, Patrick, right there.

Speaker 1 (29:25):
Get him, get him on the get him on.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
The floor, floor, stop hitting him like a girls. Get
him on the floor and step on him.

Speaker 4 (29:35):
Craig's hitting the hornet like a little baby girl.

Speaker 3 (29:42):
There's no cat, so there's a being a hat.

Speaker 8 (29:45):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (29:45):
I'm doctor Christopher Kohler, Chairman of surgery in New Jersey's
largest hospital, Bergen Newbridge Medical Center.

Speaker 1 (29:52):
With family canoles and spin.

Speaker 4 (29:56):
Into the family prohibited by Law twenty one plus terms
and conditions.

Speaker 1 (30:01):
The blind man where from? What's bees.

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Fees?

Speaker 4 (30:08):
Is there?

Speaker 1 (30:09):
We don't think so?

Speaker 3 (30:10):
I got man.

Speaker 1 (30:11):
His head's big enough. He doesn't need to be swollen
in his head.

Speaker 5 (30:20):
Tee tomorrow, Come and calk all the halls around the
shade after you're done sand.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
And you got a freaking fix. STI here with the
fantom right now. I want to get sucked out of here.
Damn I already got.

Speaker 3 (30:34):
Stung once, well two times a charm right right. We
are experiencing technical difficulties.

Speaker 1 (30:40):
Please stand by. I'm the worry. You're not going to
sleep or something dusk. It's the lights.

Speaker 4 (30:45):
They were keeping him up, fuck man, no profanity please,
and you gotta kill it.

Speaker 1 (30:50):
You gotta get We've only had two bees. You don't call.
He's right, you get, money's right.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
I'm gonna call an exterminator.

Speaker 1 (30:56):
Yeah, get an exterminator. It's a two B minimum. I
We'll tell you this. This is great up tunity for
someone to actually come on to our show.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
So if you are an exterminator, we can use you
here to sign an uncle ted shed. So we will
give you the address of the hidden uncle ted shed
and you can come on by.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
You gotta spray and get rid of these fricking' bees.
So we need you right now. We are calling upon
one of you right now. How's your hand? Look at
that hithen here somewhere.

Speaker 4 (31:21):
Our podcast is becoming so popular that the bees are
even coming.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
They're coming in. Yeah, ship man, that's it. There we go.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
How's your hand doing killing me?

Speaker 1 (31:29):
I'm not even Joe. You're right, Look.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
Due, it's still swollen. I'll check ten minute, fifteen minutes,
I'll check again.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
Now back to our program. And that is how it
all happened. That's exactly how it happened. Right there. That's
got to be the funniest day of my life. I can't.

Speaker 4 (31:44):
I don't understand even even listening to it again, you're laughing,
You're cackling the whole TI, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
What is so damn funny? Please tell me what you
found funny about? Did the bees attacking me? Everything? Your animation?

Speaker 4 (31:56):
We're just screaming and yelling, Oh my gosh, man, And
did you hear how he really did sting me?

Speaker 1 (32:01):
My hand exploded, It was swollen, swollen and everything. That
was not a good day, not a good day, and
no sympathy from from GK. No listen. So I asked
you this.

Speaker 4 (32:10):
Do you remember or do you recall any other episodes
from from season one that you would want as a
best of for next week?

Speaker 1 (32:17):
Anything? Do you recall anything? I don't remember?

Speaker 3 (32:21):
H Rakotina Porsche. That was a pretty good episode.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
That was Oh that was a live episode.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
Yeah, you know what I could try to I will
try to dig up some sound of us driving the Porsche?

Speaker 1 (32:33):
How fast did you drive.

Speaker 3 (32:33):
A GK ninety ninety?

Speaker 5 (32:36):
Wait? I got a check because Uncle Ted's gonna check
his his notes. Oh how fast ninety six? He said
he did ninety five? I'll say I hit one I
told you.

Speaker 3 (32:49):
You didn't told him I did.

Speaker 4 (32:51):
You did not hit one hundred and six miles an hour.
I'm gonna go all right, you know what, that's how
fast you hit?

Speaker 1 (32:55):
Like seventy two? Alright?

Speaker 4 (32:56):
You know we're gonna find out for next week. I
will bring that back to the table. We will find
out how fast you drove versus how fast GK drove,
how fast I drove at our live Porsche.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Event and mine in the parking lot.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
You can't use that verb fast when you said you're
driving fast.

Speaker 1 (33:13):
I'm gonna figure it all out. What do you mean?
It's faster? That's the verb? What verb is it? Yeah? Yeah,
but you were going fast To say that you were fast,
I was driving pretty fast? Yeah, about sixty two? O
my god, I'm so sorry, Cragy, Gary, You're okay. You're
dying over there. Just don't give me mount them out.
What is the matter with you?

Speaker 8 (33:30):
Now?

Speaker 1 (33:30):
That's not funny that he's joking. I know, what's the
matter with you? I was supposed to have that and
I but why do you got him out? Never? Forgot's
staring right at me. I'm drinking some water or something,
but it's.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Right there unbelievable, crazy Gary, I gotta get a little
bit stronger.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
All right, well it's we got do we take another break? Now?

Speaker 4 (33:49):
When we get back from our next break, uncle Ted
has a new segment, and uncle Ted, what are we
calling your new segment?

Speaker 1 (33:56):
You know it's like Uncle Ted's Weekly Questions? Yeah, it's
a good one.

Speaker 4 (34:01):
Yes, you know, you know what the audiences knows that
Uncle Ted is texting us all these new all these
questions all week, correct, and he wants answers, but we
don't have time to give him all these answers.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
So we've gathered all these questions that he asked us
all week, and.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
We're gonna put it all together and it's gonna be
Uncle Ted's Weekly Questions. The questions that we get we
receive in text messages from uncle Ted. Yes, yes, all right,
So we'll have a really long title so you can
remember it, uncle.

Speaker 1 (34:28):
Ted's Weekly Question List. How's that that only happens on
a Thursday? Right, only on Thursday? After pizza? Right, gotcha?
After the pizza delivery game? Right right? All right?

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(36:34):
Message me and we will tell everybody next week where
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where to go.

Speaker 1 (36:43):
Now.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Uncle Ted has got a new segment for the show.
Uncle Ted and we decided what we're definitely gonna call it.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
A new segment. Yeah, we could remind me were we
going to call it? Well, it doesn't have to be
what I mean, I happened. I here's the thing. When
it comes to like naming things, Yes, I like to
name it really simple, just like where to Go.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Basically those commercials that people just heard is where to Go,
very simple.

Speaker 1 (37:05):
So I call it where to Go.

Speaker 4 (37:07):
So the Ted always text GK and I all week long,
all these questions, so I figured we might as well
just call it Uncle Ted's Weekly Question.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
List, right, I think we should call it Let's talk,
Let's talk.

Speaker 4 (37:19):
Where does let's talk come from? We're gonna talk about it.
We're gonna talk about it. Okay, here we go. So
this is Uncle Ted's new segment, and this is called Uncle.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
Ted's Weekly Question List. Nice you like your music? Yeah?
I got your music. Hey, thank you for that fantastic notion.
I loved it. I loved it. Hey. So I was
driving in my car, yes, driving in my car.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
American radio okay, please PA. I was thinking, Yes, what
does almost everybody that's over the age of seventeen do?

Speaker 1 (37:58):
What do they do?

Speaker 6 (38:00):
Mad?

Speaker 3 (38:01):
And weave in and out.

Speaker 1 (38:03):
They drive, they drive, they drive.

Speaker 4 (38:05):
So as I was thinking about that, right guy comes
over cuts me off, right, and it gives me the finger.

Speaker 1 (38:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:11):
So I'm saying, hey, what are some of the things
that while you're driving, things that you see that drive
you crazy, or maybe what you do that drives other
people crazy?

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Got something? You got something you can't course? What do
you got? What do you got?

Speaker 3 (38:24):
I gotta think about it.

Speaker 1 (38:25):
Oh, I got something immediately. I'll tell you what. I
cannot stand. And I know that it's legal, I get it.

Speaker 4 (38:30):
But people smoking smoking weed in front of me and
they're blowing it out the window, and I gotta smell it,
and I can't get out of the lane. I can't
get around them. That is I just I can't.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
It kills me, kills me. I hate smelling it. I can't.

Speaker 4 (38:42):
Oh, I'm so sorry. We recognize crazy gallery is still
here with us. You know, smell it too, because I
don't smoke it. But I gotta tell you, right, hit the.

Speaker 2 (38:49):
Research button in your car and the smell dissipates.

Speaker 1 (38:53):
What does it hit the recirculation?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Recircul You don't have air coming in.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
You got the air conditioning on with fresh air, everything comes.

Speaker 1 (39:01):
To an event. Oh yeah, hit the recirc really just
kind of I didn't know that. Check it out. We
discuss hot topics and we find solutions.

Speaker 4 (39:10):
That's why, you know, Uncle Tedy the problem and listen, GK,
was there something that you don't like that people do
before you get off of that? Oh yeah, I can't
use because I've what I've been in the car when
to see you drive right, you get around somebody. I
can't because I well, if it's a double lane, you know,
like double yellow line, I don't want to cross the

(39:30):
double d yellow line and uh, we're gonna'm gonna drive
like erratic on the on the shoulder. I would never
do that, So I'm stuck behind them. You guys make
it see you guys make it seem like I'm this crazy,
crazy driver.

Speaker 1 (39:41):
Listen, I'm a little aggressive.

Speaker 4 (39:43):
I'll give you that I'm aggressive, but I mean as
a crazy driver.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
That's a difference. There's a difference between being great crazy and.

Speaker 3 (39:50):
Aggressive is scarred from the trip out to both point.

Speaker 9 (39:54):
Let's be honest right where, yes, we're all we're all
in our fifties and maybe obviously high.

Speaker 1 (40:00):
We got a lot of experience on the wheel.

Speaker 9 (40:02):
That's so just imagine these young kids today that are
smoking weed, no experience text messaging, right, and.

Speaker 1 (40:07):
You know and out come on what are you? What
are they doing right? What you've got it? Oh my god? Yeah,
very good, Uncle Teddy.

Speaker 4 (40:15):
I mean, as you're telling you so far, you're hitting
home runs. This question, let's you Glen's gott let's see.

Speaker 5 (40:20):
Tries me crazy crazy When you're doing eighty eighty five
in a left hand lane and someone is on your ass.

Speaker 1 (40:27):
Right, because that's a fast eighty.

Speaker 3 (40:29):
Five, I pull over, have at it, buddy.

Speaker 1 (40:31):
Yeah, you're right. You killing the kindness.

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Yeah, if you're going on a trip two three hours,
what are you going to say five minutes?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
Good point, that's worth it.

Speaker 4 (40:38):
So the guy that's tailgating you as he passes you,
does he give you a gesture of any kind?

Speaker 5 (40:43):
I gotta pull over, and I gotta look. I gotta
look to see what this guy looks like.

Speaker 9 (40:47):
Right, And a lot of these people have freaking tinted
glass because they don't want to show you their face. Yeah,
I noticed that too. Sometimes, very good. I want to
I want to see them when they cut in front
of me.

Speaker 1 (40:57):
You got a light. You get them. And I have
one thing.

Speaker 5 (41:00):
When you're in traffic and motorcycles come up in your
mind spot and you don't even.

Speaker 1 (41:07):
Know they want to get ahead of you.

Speaker 5 (41:09):
I try to look, you know, you try to look
in your rear view mirrors and your side viewing, but
they come up.

Speaker 3 (41:15):
It comes quick.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
You know what surprises them when you open that door?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
I was talking about it.

Speaker 4 (41:19):
It's a good way, absolutely, uncle Ted? Continue, what is
your next question of the week. Oh and we're staying
on the same topic.

Speaker 9 (41:25):
Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I
need or no.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
I need or all right, but you would love what
I gotta say, Crazy Gary, Crazy, this is uncle.

Speaker 2 (41:34):
Ted, I know, but I didn't want to jump on
him because to do the next segment.

Speaker 1 (41:38):
But but crazy Gary, we need to go one at
a time. Has to be semblance. Here, we all to
go one semblance.

Speaker 3 (41:43):
I look that up, simbol.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
What's the word? What is the door? Did I say
it wrong? How to spell it? Can you looking up
for next week? GK? I gonna have grammar so, GK,
you have grammar school with us? Oh, grammar school? My god?

Speaker 4 (42:00):
So when I see say the wrong thing, g K,
the finally week will correct me and tell me what
I said wrong the first week.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
Yeah, I like that.

Speaker 4 (42:07):
I like that simbling, or maybe give you an alternate
world word for the next time you want to use that.

Speaker 1 (42:12):
Yes, I like that.

Speaker 4 (42:13):
I like.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
A synonym. A synonym synonym to confused with cinnamon.

Speaker 4 (42:21):
Spell that s y n sin s y sin o
O m y n cinema.

Speaker 1 (42:31):
Alright, that's crazy. Crazy. You have a observation.

Speaker 9 (42:38):
I'm in the landscaping business right and I have some
big trucks, and you know, I'm driving through five thirty
seven right now colts Neck High School, and I got
the green light headed from Freehold right going east yep,
and these people decide to pull out in front of
me and they got the red light.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
What they think that? God, I have the green light
and what that's that? Yeah? And then here's the crazy thing.

Speaker 9 (43:01):
As I'm driving up about two and a half miles,
you come to Route thirty four with a coach snick
in is yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:06):
And they're in the left lane and I pull right
next to him.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
I look at him and get the thumbs up, and
you gotta see him. They get so pissed they just
take off.

Speaker 4 (43:12):
Oh, like where you're going and you carry what twenty
thirty tons of material at least sometimes twenty twenty five?

Speaker 1 (43:18):
Absolutely? Wow, they have no cop.

Speaker 3 (43:21):
No couch box, weighs a ton?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Well, yeah, thank you very much, crazy Gary, thank you ladies, gentlemen.
Crazy crazy, Sorry, I'm gon tadah crazy. A lot of
people that are crossing the pedestrian But hold on, are
we going into another one?

Speaker 1 (43:35):
Gave you many things that can drivers. Question one, question two.
You have to break it down. It's all questions. No,
but it's just the same question.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
The segment is Uncle Ted's Weekly Questions List.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, so you have to give us a list of
your questions.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
We have another question.

Speaker 1 (43:53):
You can't just you can't like even though it's you
have to give us another question. Okay, okay, you get
what was? Yeah? Yeah, okay, hold on.

Speaker 4 (44:01):
A second, Yeah, okay, music back on, I'll get that.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Go ahead.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
Hey, so what do you think while you're driving in
that car? There's construction right up ahead of you? But
maybe there's a landscape truck pulled over right and there's
the road is blocked right, but there's no detour signs.
He tell you how to get around it.

Speaker 1 (44:22):
No, detour? Signed, Yeah, how do you handle that? What
do you do? Ways? Handle it?

Speaker 3 (44:26):
Ways?

Speaker 1 (44:28):
So, how do you handle what? I don't understand how
you do that? Yeah? How do you handle that detour?
How do you handle the detour? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (44:34):
Because Ways is gonna doesn't know that road is blocked,
because it would have told you that in advance.

Speaker 1 (44:39):
So it's going to try to turn you around and
bring you back. She came money, How do you how
do you handle that detour? She came money.

Speaker 5 (44:45):
I can't complain about construction that pays my bills. Okay,
So if I have to sit in traffic, I sit
in traffic.

Speaker 1 (44:51):
Traffic?

Speaker 4 (44:52):
Yeah, Hold what happens when you're stuck behind a guy
who doesn't know what to do?

Speaker 1 (44:56):
I don't blocking traffic? Hold on, don't we all? We
have to notice? Right now?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
Crazy Gary would like to say something, Yes, crazy Gary, Yes.

Speaker 1 (45:03):
Crazy, all right.

Speaker 9 (45:04):
I don't have much experience in a lot of things,
but I do have experience in driving. Don't believe what
I do sounds crazy. When I know this traffic coming
up right, I would have I could put my hazards
on because I don't want to get smacked from behind,
and I kind of stop almost and I let the
people go, and you know there's people working, right, I

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wouldn't want to get ran over.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
God forbid. No. And you know I do have a
soft side of me, so no.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
I get that is in your front, that's very soft.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
The belly is the way to go. I like people
do that.

Speaker 9 (45:39):
But I'm also very into it, meaning like I see ahead,
I don't just look up. And also in the cause
of the air blocking, I'm very intuitive. I see half
a mile up what's going on? So I kind of
slow down prior.

Speaker 4 (45:53):
There as yours your question answered? Has your question been answered?
Not to my total satisfaction, but will you'll take it
for today?

Speaker 1 (46:02):
We'll take it for today. Okay, we're moving right along,
Uncle Ted. Do you have another question for that? It's
all about driving. It's all about driving today, ladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 4 (46:09):
We are in the middle of Uncle Ted's newest segment,
Uncle Ted's Weekly Question List.

Speaker 1 (46:15):
Okay, it's all about driving today. Question number three. It's
happened to all of us. We're commuting to work.

Speaker 4 (46:19):
Run a highway, yes, say Route nine for example, Right,
and you think you got a good you're going good?

Speaker 1 (46:26):
Yeah, and you see there's a red light ahead of you.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah, and as you get closer to its green, green, green,
just before you get there it turns red.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Then stop, oh yeah, and then you go again.

Speaker 4 (46:35):
And these lights are not timed correctly, so you can
stop and go, stop and go.

Speaker 1 (46:39):
So where's the question here? Well, I find it's frustrated
to do that. So how do you handle that frustration?
She came money? How do you handle that? That frustration?
She came money?

Speaker 5 (46:48):
Everybody complained to the state and keep these lights green
during rush hour right, rush hour going north, rush hour
coming south.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
So I wonder can we can't we call the township
about that?

Speaker 3 (47:00):
We could? I wonder about the state highway.

Speaker 4 (47:02):
So the lights are not regulated by the township by
state highway. Call the state highway and say that you
believe that the lights are not timing correctly. It's not
just happening on our highways. It's happening everywhere, all the
highways across thet It's.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Happening to a lot of his waisting gas. It's getting
people frustrated. They can't take it anymore. And then they
start passing people.

Speaker 5 (47:24):
I never laugh and all right, and they're smoking marijuana
to get you crazy?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Is a lot of you know what. Here's hold on.

Speaker 4 (47:33):
I'm so sorry, Gary, let me turn your microphone on.
Your microphone was not on. I didn't realize you wanted
to shime me again on this one. Yes, Crazy, I
want to chime me because, okay, crazy Gary.

Speaker 9 (47:41):
When people are smoking weed in front of you, you
got to put the recirculating buttons. They don't smell this stuff, right,
So that's that's it, poor, because.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
I don't want to get high. You told I don't
want to get high, right, But Chrazy.

Speaker 4 (47:50):
Gary, Uncle Ted now was talking about the traffic lights,
is what.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
I know what about? I don't like about traffic lights.
The marijuana conversation ended a while ago.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Okay, I think Gary got the recycle recirculation while he's
blowing a joint nook. Chris Garry, you understand how the
segment works, right, even though even though you still might
have something to say, we were done with that part
of it, right. We're now moved on to the third
question then he had. But I'm so excited to be here.

Speaker 5 (48:19):
We're very sorry, and crazy Gary's on the shoulder smoke
of marijuana.

Speaker 3 (48:24):
He's not even driving.

Speaker 1 (48:25):
Okay, Uncle Ted, do you have another question, or do
you not have another question? Got another one? All right?
How many more do you have? Eighty of them? Well,
maybe we can cut him down to maybe don't.

Speaker 3 (48:34):
Know, seventy five five five.

Speaker 4 (48:38):
This isn't while you're driving, necessarily, let me cue up
your music. Hold on there, you have to play music first.
And now, okay, go ahead, Uncle this is Uncle Tad.
Get to reintroduce it. The audience needs to listen and
understand what we're doing.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
So the audience now knows that this is Uncle Ted's
new segment, Uncle Ted's Weekly Question List.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
So at the topics, they are what drives you crazy?

Speaker 1 (48:58):
Like, what did you see in the drive you crazy
while you're driving? Yes? Yes, yes, all right? Okay? School buses?

Speaker 6 (49:05):
Right?

Speaker 1 (49:05):
What about school buses?

Speaker 4 (49:07):
Well, they happen to be running the same time that
rush hours occurring. Correct, and sure is american pie. Yes,
you get behind one of them.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
They go one block at a at a time. What
do you do? What do you do?

Speaker 6 (49:22):
Not?

Speaker 8 (49:22):
One?

Speaker 1 (49:22):
GK? Money? What do we do? Zero?

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Why why do we bring in barrack? You have to
You can't blow through them. You can't go through you
can't kids and everything else.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
You can't.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
You gotta right, you got a grin, and Barrett I agree.

Speaker 1 (49:34):
I agree that there's nothing you can do when it happens,
you know, crazy carry. I didn't even get a chance
to expect.

Speaker 4 (49:40):
But yes, look all right, well listen, let's let's got
a crazy carry when I'm behind some school buses.

Speaker 1 (49:45):
Yes, it does happen. I understand what Uncle Ted saying.

Speaker 9 (49:48):
But you still got to hit the recirculating button because
I still smell weeds.

Speaker 2 (49:52):
So now is it coming from the kids or is
it coming from the bus driver?

Speaker 1 (49:56):
We're not talking about anymore crazy crazy.

Speaker 7 (49:59):
No, I think it's Stone, crazy Gary Stone, if you
will let me Stone.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
We have we have, we have questions. We answer the
questions at hand. Okay, so we already answered the weed question,
crazy Gary.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
Okay, so let's go back now now okay, So so Glenn.

Speaker 3 (50:15):
You say, you say, Barrack, there's nothing you can do.

Speaker 8 (50:19):
Right.

Speaker 5 (50:19):
The buses aren't on the highways, they're on side roads. Right,
you know you're not going sixty miles an hour on
a side road.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
So you just gotta that's true, take it the way
it is.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
You're right, kind I kind of agree with GK that
unfortunately it's a school bus with kids and you kind
of have to like.

Speaker 1 (50:34):
Let it go. Do you try to pass it one? Well? No, no, no,
no no when the lights are on.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
But just like when he turns the lights off and
just take a jump and get around.

Speaker 1 (50:42):
That, I would I would not, I would know. I wouldn't.
I would not. Oh my god, please, crazy Gary. I'm
sorry for the Are you coming back here next? If
I'm invited, I come.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
But if I don't know if I'll be invited after tonight,
I hope.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
I hope not.

Speaker 9 (50:55):
It's my theory with the buses, Yes, tell us if
you're a good school bus, drive right right and you're
in a community. Yes, and there's twenty cars waiting for you.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
You know what. The kids can wait a couple of minutes.
Let people go wait to go to work. Because I
do see people believe or not wave us on.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
And you know, but not everybody's that way because there's
a lot of angry bus drivers.

Speaker 1 (51:16):
I'm being honest, right, they hate their jobs. Maybe people
are missing, you know what, they're gonna say, you know what,
the hell are you? You know what?

Speaker 2 (51:21):
And they make you shit, and I think they do
it on purpose.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
Some of them. They got a power thing go, Yeah,
it is a power. That's right, it's right. We solve them,
know the problem because.

Speaker 3 (51:29):
One of the biggest annoying things are what.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
Is when the mother or father have to say goodbye
to Johnny for ten minutes.

Speaker 3 (51:37):
Right, there's sixty cars and.

Speaker 1 (51:40):
They're waving little Johnny kisses and sitting there like, I'm
every gotta go to work. Yeah, bills to pay, but they.

Speaker 9 (51:49):
Need to put that sign back in to let you
go if they're going to talk to a little Johnny.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
Right, So you thought that was a dead topic, but
look at all the excitement.

Speaker 4 (51:55):
I got to tell you, Uncle Teddy, we we're done
for this week. Maybe we're done.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
I think we have. We got more of a I
think that's enough for now.

Speaker 4 (52:01):
I agree, we're gonna let that breathe. I have to
tell you, Uncle ted I think that you really hitt of.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
The park that was. I'm definitely gonna bring it back
for sure, Uncle Ted's weekly question list.

Speaker 4 (52:11):
And I'm glad that crazy Gary here is because he
brings wisdom, problems, brings weed, not waste.

Speaker 1 (52:20):
Are saying, right, Okay, well Curtsey, Gary, now we're done.
We're not talking about it. Anymore. He's still dying.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
He's still dying. Okay, so crazy guy, we don't want
you to die on the podcast. Okay, okay, all right,
ladies and gentlemen, we have to take our last and
final break of the podcast, and when we get back,
we are gonna wrap things up. But we're gonna wrap
things up with an oldie, but a goodie. We are
going to go into the comedy club where Uncle Ted loves.

Speaker 1 (52:43):
To tell us a joke. Absolutely, uncle Ted tell us
one joke before we go. Okay, okay, except I got
three of them. Oh, they're fantastic, Ladies and gentlemen, this
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(54:40):
all right, you guys ready anyway, ladies, gentlemen again again,
if you're a small business owner and you would like
us to promote your small business, then reach out to
us at uncle Ted Shed and we will tell everybody
next week where to go. I'm Greg t that she
came money. We got uncle Ted in the house and yes,
Crazy Gary is the pond with us here with us.
Are you having good time? I'm Chris Gary.

Speaker 1 (55:01):
To be honest with you. I love coming here.

Speaker 8 (55:04):
You do.

Speaker 1 (55:04):
We love having YEA love having you know, my wife
and everything.

Speaker 9 (55:08):
But you know what, this just like breaks up my
whole day because when I get home, Yeah, instead of
just going home and sitting down and she wants to know, right.

Speaker 1 (55:14):
We gotta do this, Yeah, we gotta do that.

Speaker 3 (55:16):
No, it's like no pressure here, no pressure.

Speaker 4 (55:19):
You know they always said, you know they're gon say
Chris Gary, if it's a Friday night, you want to
be inside, uncle Ted.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Shed absolutely, and now let's go into Uncle Ted's comedy club.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
Uncle Ted, it's been a long time since we've been
inside the comedy club.

Speaker 1 (55:31):
It has been but this.

Speaker 4 (55:33):
But this, we got new spotlights, new sound system, new seats.

Speaker 1 (55:37):
Everybody's having a great time.

Speaker 4 (55:38):
Ladies get it for free, and gentlemen, unfortunately, it's a
two drink minimum for you.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Guys. Take your seats as uncle Ted is about to
take the stage. And Uncle Ted, please, without any further ado,
take the stage and tell us some joke. All right,
let's give it up for a tea. Isn't he great? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (55:53):
Minimum, Hey, let me tell you about my old friend Billy.
Billy's got a friend named Brendan. So Brendan walks into
a bar and know what is five shots of whiskeys
and pounds them down right after another. The bartenders watching
this and says, hey, that was incredibly quick. Brendan says,
you drink them quickly if you had what I had, goes, oh,
what's that? That's the bartender. Brendan says, no money, and

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that's how the fight started. All right, let's keep it going.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Let's keep it going.

Speaker 4 (56:23):
So Billy walks into a bar and sees the dog
lying in a corner licking himself.

Speaker 1 (56:27):
Oh boy.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
He turns to the bartender and says, boy, I wish
I could do that. The bartender says, you'd better try
petting him first.

Speaker 1 (56:36):
Nice, very nice, very nice. Hey, you know this is coming.

Speaker 4 (56:38):
Here's a conversation between one of my favorite married couples,
Billy and Lucy. Billy's wife Lucy looked him dead in
the eyes while doing the laundry and told him that
she's not a maid. Billy told her, of course not, You're.

Speaker 1 (56:50):
Not a maid, baby.

Speaker 4 (56:52):
May maids get paid to do the laundry. And that's
that's started.

Speaker 1 (56:58):
Well, thank you you giving you more of that, alright,
thank you, Thank you. Uncle Ted. Ladies and gentlemen. That
is uncle Ted and he'll be here all week long.
And if you have if you have a comedy club
and you like to have uncle Ted show up on
your stage, please reach out to us at uncle ted
shed on Instagram and we'll make sure uncle Ted shows
up and does some jokes at your comedy club. It

(57:21):
was a pleasure to be here. It was a pleasure.
It was a pleasure for you to be here on
ted is a pleasure for UK money and our special
guest and pizza delivery guy, our pizza delivery guy.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
You know, unbelievable that you were here today, Carrie. Crazy
Gary was very nice. Do you have any closing words?

Speaker 1 (57:37):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (57:38):
Oh, when you're behind any vehicle that you smell marijuana,
you make.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Sure you hit the recirculating button right. Smell will go away.
You realize we talked about that long time ago. Crazy Gary.

Speaker 4 (57:51):
We there's no more room to talk about the weed guarantee.

Speaker 2 (57:54):
And now that I said it, you can see so
many people doing it.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Memory is gone. Okay on he doesn't remember he delivered
the food.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Well, listen for season two, episode two. I think we
had a really great show. We had pizza. Now listen,
it's up to you guys. Next week, one of you
guys got to get the pizza and have it delivered here.
I'm off the listen now, I'm done. I'm done.

Speaker 1 (58:15):
All right, So let's take a vote. Let's let's see
if Gregg's off off the books. I can't do everything
around here.

Speaker 3 (58:20):
I'll have a special delivery guy bring it.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Well, you're in a special delivery guy. I hardly wait
to see who this special delivery. Guy's gonna be oh
my god.

Speaker 3 (58:28):
Doesn't be a guy?

Speaker 1 (58:30):
No girl? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (58:32):
Over eighteen, sure, over eighteen for sure?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah, okay, but you want to bring a girl in
to deliver pizza?

Speaker 3 (58:38):
Uncle Ted?

Speaker 1 (58:40):
Sounds fine to me.

Speaker 4 (58:42):
All right, we can all hear the noise and that
is our theme song, rolling us out.

Speaker 1 (58:46):
It was a great.

Speaker 4 (58:47):
Season two episode two, uncle Ted. Thank you very much
for everything.

Speaker 1 (58:51):
Yeah, well, thank you. Was a pleasure to be here.

Speaker 4 (58:53):
I love your new segment, the Weekly Questions, Greg, I
have something ready for you next week to Okay, great,
and we're back to the comedy club, which is great.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
It was fantastic.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
I'm sorry guys that that the the system didn't have
all of our soundloaded.

Speaker 1 (59:04):
I'll make sure that's all ready to go for next week.

Speaker 4 (59:07):
Plus, my my homework assignment is to find out who
drove faster during our live portion event, right, GK Money,
I think your homework assignment.

Speaker 1 (59:16):
Would be to do a better job with it happened
the history thing right and grammar school today, that's right, grammar.

Speaker 5 (59:22):
School, grammar school, but brings so much more than just that.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
You do you do podcast?

Speaker 1 (59:28):
You do?

Speaker 6 (59:29):
You know?

Speaker 1 (59:29):
And crazy Gary. You'll lose the address and you will
not be here next week. That's okay, just hit the research.
Hopefully we'll love to have you back. We love to
have you back in little bits and pieces. You're like medicine.
You know, when we get sick, we need to you know,
bring Crazy Gary.

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Show, medicine, go down and paid money here.

Speaker 4 (59:57):
Whatever time you're listening to us, whether it's morning after thing,
we thank you for making us fired of your lives.

Speaker 1 (01:00:02):
Have a great day. I like that perfect right out.
Ladies and gentlemen, goodbye, good night,