8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.

8 Year old Drove herself to Target across town, and went shopping.

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop? Yeah you are stupid stories.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought you buy Good Times.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Good Times.

Speaker 1 (00:13):
It's turning thirty seven years old this Saturday, and so
they're giving out some frozen custard for for a dollar
a pop. Sweet Willie's gonna be out on the road
and Thornton at the Good Times on one hundred and
twentieth Avenue from noon until two, I believe, on Saturday.

Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, man, with a bunch of frozen custard and corn tickets.
We gotta put them. So stop them, thigh, sup, I said,
stop them, thigh. It's like through or buy all mixed together.
All right, let's get to it, stupid storys. New research
shows the drinking water really won't do much to prevent

(00:48):
or alleviate your hangover. I really think that's the case.
But yeah, I guess maybe it feels like it helps.
But hangovers are not dehydration. They're oxidative stress and inflammatory
response from your body and your systems. So nay, you
just heard a little bit.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
So they say water doesn't work, Are they going to
give us an alternative that you should shoot for?

Speaker 2 (01:12):
Or no, that's yeah. Try not to drink so much.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
That's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I mean, you're not being hung over in a while.
Have you we hung over last weekend? Because he didn't
drunk last I did? Uh No, I wasn't too bad.
On Sunday, sixty two year old man facing dui charges
for operating an excavator at a scrap yard while under
the influence. Come on, man, you can't give a guy
a ticket for that. It's at a scrap yard. He's

(01:38):
in an excavator, like, that's just good times. Doesn't matter
if he's drunk. He's not doing any less damage or
more damage.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
You know, what about acid? What if he's tripping balls?

Speaker 2 (01:54):
I feel like you probably, I don't know, you probably
do a little bit more damage if you're tripping and
trying to swat like you know, flying pink elephants, right
or whatever in the excavator. But just be a little tipsy.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
Right, a little hot, little tipsy, a little something something.

Speaker 2 (02:14):
Yeah, you had one too many beers? Yes or what?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
As long as you keep it within the bounds of
the junk yard.

Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, it's it's an excavator the junk yard. What leave
the dude alone, right, I expect the dude running the
excavator at my junk yard to be a little drunk. Yeah,
it's just like, eh, all right, tell me who can
go to Costco and only spend sixty five dollars? MM

(02:43):
to me, that's unheard of. This is the average person
spends thirty seven minutes shopping in the Costco and spends
a dollar seventy five per minute while they're in the store. Total,
it was sixty four dollars and seventy five cents. Really,
and I'm like, I feel like that's way, way low.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
I've only gone with Julie, but I don't think we've
ever last left with less than one hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
That's say, you gotta work really hard to get out
of that store under a Hundo.

Speaker 1 (03:13):
Like, don't get a cart, it's whatever, your.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
Just bring a bag.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
Like, once you get a cart, you're sitting at a hundred.

Speaker 2 (03:21):
Yeah, I mean automatically you put it into dog food
and you know some chicken next thing. No, you're at
a Honda. Al right, Chipotle apparently they have a new
machine called Avocado. Okay, and this thing it's a robot,
but it can cut core and peel avocados in twenty

(03:44):
six seconds.

Speaker 1 (03:46):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Okay, it's pretty impressive. So this this is gonna be terrible.
The US Navy commissioned its first co ed submarino Saturday.
Oh that's a terrible idea. Come on, who can't see that.
You gotta be kidding you think that's a good idea. Please.
Sixty eight year old woman suing American Airlines overclaims that

(04:10):
heard you to tell you was badly burned when a
scouting pot of coffee fell out of a serving cart
into her lap during turbunent. Lady, you're gonna raise the
price of tickets for all of us. Just take your
scorch vagina and be okay. A piano teacher poured bleach
on her partner's face and then try to sever his

(04:32):
you know what, after being refused sex Like piano teachers
are a certain you know, in my opinion, nonviolent, very balanced,
very you don't even kill hard to get it. Mostly
set or distraught. But sure, apparently there's a wild one
in the mix. This crazy story. Somebody made emergency call

(04:58):
about a sinking boat the coast of Dover, England. They
accidentally called nine to one one in Dover, Delaware instead.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
I believe in England they dialed nine eight eight or
I met the suicide e nine something like that. They
have a different number in England.

Speaker 2 (05:15):
I think nine eights the suicide prevention line, isn't it?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
I think here it is.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Yeah, well, what's crazy? So they accidentally called nine one
in Dover, Delaware. But the nine one one operators still
managed to we'll say the day one of them got
the boat's coordinates in the English Channel while somebody else
looped in the US Coast Guard who looped in the
French Coast Guard rescuers were on their way to help

(05:41):
the people in that boat sixteen minutes after the call
came into nine to one one in Delaware, in Dover, Delaware,
like for the English Channel.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
Wow, it's impressive.

Speaker 2 (05:53):
I feel like they're stow. Were getting people to stop
to normal. You know, nine one one calls.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Sure, sixteen minutes, that's good across country, cross ocean.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
Yeah, I thought that was crazy. The nine to one
one team in Delaware just received an award for it.
That's how we found out. Okay, but that's that's pretty
I pressive. All right, So you've heard of kids, Well,
this is all social media, but kids are doing different things,
so you know, garness, likes and followers and subscribers and stuff.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
Attention, they're all looking for attention.

Speaker 2 (06:28):
You had. Eleven year old was killed in a subway
surfing mishap when the child was struck by a low
beam while the train pulled into a Brooklyn station Monday morning.
This happened on the G train at ten to fifteen
in the morning. Eleven years old and he's riding the
damn train at ten to fifteen in the morning.

Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't know about all schools, but I'm pretty sure
most schools are in session at ten fifteen on a
month exactly.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
This is the latest fatality alarming trend of teenage subway
riders shooting dangerous exploit videos and then uploading to social media.
So the eleven year old in this case was filming himself.
You know, they do this thing subway surfing, where they

(07:20):
encourage one another to get on top of subway and like, hey,
look at me, I'm righting on top of the train.
Except he's you know, he's doing it in SELFI mode
because he's by himself, not even aware that the beam
is coming up on him. Pink I mean, what a
terrible Desk's awful. But the reckless tens have now claimed

(07:41):
six lives so far this year. In July, fifteen year
old was killed while subway surfing. Two teams were injured,
one fatally while subway surfing in the see in the
same day in June, and it goes through this list up.
Apparently it's the new thing to video yourself subway surfing. However,

(08:01):
just in New York alone, six six kids have died
from it. So yeah, it's something you probably should be
aware of if you're, you know, in an area that
has those type of trains.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
I wouldn't recommend it for the RTD light rails either.

Speaker 2 (08:16):
Oh yeah, now with the electric right up the top, Yeah,
that's that's gonna be uh yeah, not comfortable for a
few all right, But what is happening in dinner? Nobody's
righting on top of the subways. But a group of
dirt bikers and a TV ors have been terrorizing downtown
dead red night. It's actually caught on camera. They're riding

(08:37):
on sidewalks. They're screwed. The running red lights.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
Running red lights, Yes in downtown Denver, Yes, TJ.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
Jeffrey. He said, Fox thirty won a video. This dude's
out shooting video of one in the morning in downtown Denver.
What do you expect? Man, it's one in the morning. Right.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
If I if I come up to a red light
at one o'clock downtown Denver, I'm going through it, assuming
there's no cop sit right there?

Speaker 2 (09:02):
Right? I mean, come on, red lights at one fifteen
were maybe.

Speaker 1 (09:06):
Be ran through right anything between like midnight and four
thirty am.

Speaker 2 (09:12):
It's kind of like a yellow light. It's a suggestion,
satur look this hapen Saturday. There's seventeen the glen arm.
He's walking his dog and he saw dirt bikers riding downtown.
He said, I live downtown in fifteen years and no
other surprises me anymore. I hear it all the time.
He's like, is this crazy? The safety for themselves too?
Like nobody's wearing helmets? Shut up? Shit, what if you're

(09:36):
good enough to be riding downtown and doing this stuff?
Because you know what happens. You get a bunch of
dirt bike riders are a wheelian and you know they're
doing stunt. Just look and I'll be honest, Oh god,
I'd love to do that. I think it'd be so
much fun, and there is there is no way. If
you're in a police car, there's no way you're catching
a dirt bike. There's no way. Right Like if I

(09:58):
was on a dirt bike and downtown Denver, I promise
you man, you can put a couple of cops at
it and they there is no way they would catch me.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Especially there's no way alleys in all the one ways, dude, you're.

Speaker 2 (10:10):
Just the the opportunities and staircases and shoot through, you know,
up and down the steps. Like when we were downtown
with the radio station was downtown. We used to have
a golf cart that would do like thirty five miles
an hour and it had stupid suspicion. We used to
terrorize downtown with that. People would try to catch it
and it's impossible. Let alone, you know, a skilled rider

(10:31):
on a dirt bike. Yeah, you're not catching that individual.
No way, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
Especially if can go down an alley that has a
van or some part in it, you just well just
got a little gap.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
I mean, dude, shooting in between you know, different buildings
and so forth in the city blocks. Not having to
worry about being on the road because the dirt bike.
You could, you could hug flights to steps and go
up them down it right, like, there's no way you're
gonna get caught unless they shoot you, you know, anyway.
It even says, it says this is this, He's like

(11:05):
often reports of all large groups of off road motorcycles
and all terrain vehicles being illegally ridden on our roads.
Then he goes, I'll say win safe and possible. Officers
can and do contact riders and issue citations. There have
been instances when which riders have crashed and injured themselves
which resulted in the officers contact in citations. That's the

(11:28):
only time you're gonna be able to get them is
the crash. These are challenges with the enforcement of these
licensing laws. It's low level license violation, carrying a ticket
of fifty nine dollars, that's all it is. A Lack
of identifying marks such as license plates on these vehicles

(11:48):
and riders wearing hoods or helmets make it difficult to
identify violators who leave the area prior to officers rival
or flee when officers attempt to stop them.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, there's no way your kitchen like downtown. Sorry, but
that is not happening. But the good news is they're
not wearing helmets. Yeah, easily identifiable.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
I guess I'd be wearing a helmet and there is
no way you catch me. That would be so fun though. Sorry,
I'm not saying you should do it, but god, that
would be fun. All right. So another eleven year old story.
This one an eleven yearld middle school student point, where's
Port Orange, Florida, Port Orange, Florida, whatever this is? He've

(12:28):
been charged felly after thirty commit mass shooting at a
middle school. It looks like they just arrested a Creekside
middle school student who made threats to commit a school
shooting at this middle school and said in a post
on social media. In their announcement that he had a
written list of names and targets he claims. The eleven

(12:49):
year old claims it was all a joke. The report
said detectives searched the home of the student located at
various air soft rifles, so various different Now airsoft rifles
kind of looked like real guns from a distant anyway.
They located various airsoft style rifles and pistols, magazines, fake

(13:13):
ammunition designed to get that realistic appearance several knives and swords.
The student told detectives that the eleven year olds showed
them multiple firearms and knives, but were not able to
determine if the guns were real or not. When thetextas
questioned the juvenile about plans to commit a shooting, he

(13:35):
had merely joked about these comments, but denied making any
direct threat to either one of the schools that he'd mentioned.
The eleven year old said he showed other students his
airsoft rifles, but did not recall if he told them
that the guns were not real. So he's an eleven
year old. He's got a bunch of air soft rifles

(13:57):
that looked like real guns, and he's flashing picked yeah,
ye had not saying that they weren't real guns, you know,
trying to show off.

Speaker 1 (14:08):
I'm sure an eleven year old probably is not educated
enough to know the difference between an airsoft's and a
real gun when you see those, right. Is there an
age requirement for airsoft guns?

Speaker 2 (14:20):
I don't think so, he said. Other students began to
discuss how the juvenile was going to complete a shooting
after he showed them the rifles and knives. The reports
that the juvenile told the textas he made the list
of names as a joke, and he had no intention
of causing any of the listed individuals harm. Yeah, I

(14:41):
put that kid on a watch list, all right, I
wouldn't put this kid on a watch Well, maybe if
I'm a race car team owner, I might keep this
kid on the list. How about this an eight year
old girl? She's eight, eight years old in Ohio. She
was reported missing on Sunday morning. Her parents hadn't seen

(15:01):
her in a few hours. Well, turns out this girl
was busy. Security footage was this showed this girl she
got a family's suv and drove off. She drove about
twelve to fourteen miles to a target, which which in
this case would have been at least a twenty minute
drive across multiple highways and surface streets. It says in

(15:22):
the story, Wow, she's eight, Remind you listen to this.
She was found at a Starbucks inside of Target, where
she'd ordered a frappuccino and that is all. She also
had more than four hundred dollars on her in cash
and has spent some of the money already buying things

(15:43):
at Target. When she decided to get herself a frappuccino.
This kid is eight. Wow, what the cops had the
store refund the purchases that she made. They have said
what she bought, but they store refund it. I mean,
I don't know. I've got a lot of questions, Like

(16:06):
it's weird for a Starbucks barista to see an eight
year old girl just order that on her own. I mean,
I guess so. But this girl just navigated Target, bought
herselves a bunch of stuff. She didn't park the car
like in a in a spot, just like she's supposed to.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
She's eight, I mean she yeah, eight years old. That's
second or third grade right there.

Speaker 2 (16:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
I'm surprised she could reach.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
The pedals even I know, I don't see how she's
I don't know, stared over the wheel.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
Or for fifteen miles.

Speaker 2 (16:36):
Yeah, I mean it's impressive.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
She's eight, like like just to make it a mile.
I think my target's two miles away. If she made
it to that target, I'd be impressed.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
She went clear across town, I know, across highways everything,
like she knew the way to Target. Eight And what's
it eight year old doing with a Frappentino. Who is
this eight year old all right?

Speaker 2 (17:01):
Lastly, thirty five year old woman in Florida named Chelsea White.
She got arrested after getting into a fight over a
sex toy again. Oh so, she got busted for the
exact same thing less than two years ago. Back in
late twenty twenty two, she got into it her boyfriend.

(17:22):
Apparently he caught her trying to leave. He caught her
trying to leave with a sex toy that he rightfully owned.

Speaker 1 (17:37):
Oh and she kicked him and.

Speaker 2 (17:39):
Apparently bit him. The cops arrested her for domestic battery.
This time, she was hanging out with the same dude
at about eleven pm when when this guy, this dude,
I should question him anyway. This guy says that they

(18:00):
were hanging out around eleven PM when he realized that
she'd snuck a glass sex toy that he owned into
her backpack. According to police, he was rifting through the
backpack when she grabbed him by the neck and tried
to wrestle him to the ground. They tussled a few minutes,

(18:21):
then she grabbed the toy and apparently threw it at him.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
And this is a glass sex toy.

Speaker 2 (18:29):
Yes, apparently it hit the door behind him and woke
their kid up in the other room. Oh so, okay,
they have a chilt together. Must have been a pretty
heavy toy, I you. Anyway, while the cops requesting the guy,
he mentioned that Chelsea was arrested in the past for
a similar incident. They found her walking down the highway

(18:50):
at three in the morning and arrested her for domestic battery.
She's now doing CORET October fourth. After the first instance,
she got a year probation. She had a complain. You
imagine you and there telling people, who's so, why are
you in here? I can't I somewthing my boyfriend with
his own sex toy. Now the second time, so the

(19:13):
first year she got a year probation, had to complete
a batterer's intervention program. Oh okay, but it sounds like
whatever she learned in that class, so it didn't stick,
if you know what I mean. Now, it's not clear
she's gonna have to go back class or what the
punishment is gonna be. But yeah, side note, that dude

(19:34):
shows a lot of sex toys, doesn't he like what
what sex toy? Would he'd be wanting or he'd be
able to set that she's taking. That's yeah, a lot
of questions there.

Speaker 1 (19:48):
And it's noticeable too, because he was like, I think
I think it's missing, right right, you must have it
in your backpack.

Speaker 2 (19:55):
And how awesome is that toy that she.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
Was I bounce all the doorknob, just.

Speaker 2 (20:01):
Willing to risk everything to steal it because she knew
she'd you know, had a similar case before. But I really,
really really want that toy.