August 28, 2024 • 16 mins
Co-Workers went to the mountains to climb a 14er. They left someone behind.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop line. Yeah you are story.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
He's brought you by Good Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Car show going on in September sixth through eighth at Threanch.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Cool skidding into a Dallas Cowboys sign C D Lamb
to a record contract through That thing was stupid. What
like one hundred and what thirty million?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think one hundred and thirty five for four years.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's unreal. Dak Prescott is happy. I mean, of all,
his receiver's Lamb's favorite overthrow, so he's gonna be stoked.
He's like, yeah, all right, man, I'm a bomb this
one rap By He's hanging there perfect. Kelsey Brothers being
football crap. You see this. They signed a podcast deal
for one hundred million dollars. Oh wow, like a podcast
(00:49):
deal for one hundred million dollars. Damn. You know it's bad.
When Tom Brady's like anybody else you can see that.
It was Chelsea God winning, No, but it's got God's crazy.
Lebron James says his son Brownie is not allowed to
call him dad on the court. Really, However, he can
(01:14):
call him goat oh man, nothing says I'm an arrogant
a hole like, hey, look, I know we're a bloodline.
Look it may be important to you be new in
this arena. No, you don't call me dad, call me look,
call me goat. Okay, that's where we're at.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's still weird calling your dad, just straight out lebron
but goat.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Come on, yeah, right, hey goat.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's so weird.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's not a boat tight day. So I guess if
you're wearing one nice nice job nerd dairy queen bringing
back it's popular pumpkin pie blizzard, all right, I might
be down for that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did you see the the hard shell hack?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You can get a dairy queen?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, so you know how You get the ice cream
and you dip it in the hard shell and they'll
hand it to you. You can get the hard shell
to go, they'll give you nice warm hard shell. Then
if you get like a blizzard, you can dip each
spoon into the hard shell. It'll harden. Wow, it's a
little hack for everybody out there.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hack a hacka uh Chipole's test new protein, Chipotle honey chicken,
Oh okay, delicious, all right, A lot of gen zers.
How wild is this you guys? Gen z Is apparently
suck and type it on a keyboard and this seems
absurd to me. But apparently gen zs say they prefer
(02:44):
writing long form papers, like long term papers, long formed
papers on their phones. Oh no, hell no, could you imagine?
I feel like that would that would be terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now, we both came from an age where typing class
was a thing. I don't know if they still have
typing class. I assume they probably do. Uh, you typed
on a typewriter? Correct, Yeah, that's what I also learned
on Do kids learn on a keyboard keyboard or do
they learn?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
They can't?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They learn on a keyboard. But the keyboard the same
as a typewriter.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Right, But they don't learn on a touch screen at
these days? Do they?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like your phone would be No, but.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't know why. Well, just the layout is different
on your phone obviously, right than a keyboard. Is a
keyboard the same on a phone?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think? So. I think mind's a quirdy the qwe
r t y keyboard. Now you got me questioning it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I don't know, I never actually thought about it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, it has the standard. It's a little shortened.
It doesn't have your right so that yeah, that then
your punctuation on the side. But yeah, it's just letters
in the same yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
QW E R T y U io P. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, but he's got three rows right on the phone.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Same, that's same as on my keyboard.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
All right, that's crazy. I wonder what the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I wonder what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let's just try a keyboard chess. It's not that bad.
I feel like you might even like it. I mean,
ergonomically speaking, it's much better than the phone. All right.
So somebody broke in an animal shelter in England did
some hysterical They didn't steal a single thing, you know
what they did, No, they let all the cats go,
(04:39):
like so there's not a nightmare for the people get there.
The next day you got one hundred cats loosing a
big ass animal shelter. That's awesome. Oh man, wow, that
would be hilarious. Uh. Prius driving porch pirate California, stealing
a lot of weird stuff, lawn chairs, potted plants, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh they've moved on from packages.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah as well, but he also grabs Look, he's he
doesn't leave any potted plant unturned. I guess he's just like,
I'll take this and that, Hey, get lawn chair in
there too, why not?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And he knows what he's taking there and the package.
It's just a random shot, right, Hopefully it's something useful.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Somebody in Oakland they stole some kind of peculiar They
stole the fire department's jaws of life.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I feel like that's a big piece of equipment just
to randomly snatch up from a fire department.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
That's pretty brity. It's like a big saw, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, it's got big clippers that come down and pinch
and cut. I mean, that's a massive piece of equipment.
Seventy one year old man in Indiana I plead guilty
trying to kill his wife by putting cocaine MDMA and
Benzo's in her coke. Damn. He says he did it
so she died he could marry her daughter. He wanted
(05:56):
a sportsman double. Wow, dude, you go to back sportsman double?
All wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What about the daughter thinks of this?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well? I mean, I feel like if he's at the
point where he's gonna marry or she's in on it.
A woman on vacation in Spain caught a hotel worker
stealing her underwear and sniffing them. Oh see, why do
you automatically assume that's a guy though? See everybody did it,
automatically assume sex is pig. It's look all right, it
(06:29):
was a guy. But but you don't have to assume that. Look,
this is like bring your kid to workday. Surgeon Austria
is in trouble for letting his his thirteen year old
daughter assist with a surgery and drilling the guy's skull.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh, I mean so much for letting your kids watch
movies are too young? Just right, get your hands right
in there.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Look you want to cut this dude's head open, Come
on in, just look, stay on the marker. A couple
in the UK say a legal battle of offense their
neighbor put up has drained their life savings.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Over offence over offence.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Either A it's a big ass fence or B they're
really small life savings or now we are tapped out
thirty eight dollars, we're all in a third of retirees
say they regret working hard in their younger years. So,
just in case you need an excuse to do the
bare minimum today, there you go.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So this next story, man, it's a shame when I
feel like we're in the late stage Republic where you
just see government officials just robbing the treasury. It's wild.
But this is one of those things. You read the
story a former town. It's Courtland, New York. It's Upper
New York. They had a business owner and this environmental dude.
(08:00):
They pleaded guilty and they're gonna have tough. They got
to refund the city two point four million dollars, but man,
they got paid a lot more than that. So their
names are Glenn Griffin and a guy named Robert Dickman.
And apparently what would happen. Dickman was a former town
like employee, so he used his public position to just
(08:25):
break him money. Basically, he allowed this Griffin guy, a
business owner of a landscaping company and a junk company,
he allowed him access to this area of the town. Well,
he would pay this dude to dump all this illegal
like concrete and rebar and trash and all this stuff,
(08:46):
and then he would just like, oh, act surprised the
next morning, Oh my god, somebody illegally dumped here. I
better hire my buddy. He would turn around and hire
the same sum bitch that dumped it, and they would
haul it all off, and they would turn around and
give him a little cash, a little cash payback.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Sure, and they did it for years.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Right, sounds like it might have been the same junk
over and over. Even just dude, you throw it in
a dumpster, bring the dumpster out, dump it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They build, and receive payments from the town for removing
and hauling away the very materials that they had illegally
dumped like a lot of times the day before. So
this scheme went on for a couple of years, and
they finally got busted. To the tune they got to
pay restitution of over two point four million dollars. It's
(09:39):
just crazy. The government man, we'll get in a little
bit later, but the government man is corrupt. You saw
where Mark Zuckerberg wrote that letter to Jim Jordan saying
the Biden administration and FBI told them to like hide
things and not share things. It's crazy. It's not even
what the government doing. But yeah, go action. The consequences
(10:03):
has got to be consequences. This is the story out
of Denver.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
This hilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We don't know the company, but if you do.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Can you call us give us a dirt?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We really really really want to know. So Mount Shabano,
they don't know this one fourteen there's about one hundred
miles southwest Denver Summit, so fourteen thousand feet. A few people,
apparently a few people, fifteen coworkers, decide they're gonna go
up on a team building exercise. Those are always fun
(10:33):
tea building exercises. Anyway, this one guy, they won't say
his name. Man, I wish they would. God, I want
to know the company. Anyway, this company goes up. They
reached the summit, but everybody kind of did their own
thing when they got the summit, so a few people
decided to you know, hang out for a little while.
(10:54):
A few people hung back, so there were a couple
of different groups. But one guy, he ended up doing
the last leg all by himself, so he was up there.
I guess he made it to the top fine, but
he got lost on his way down because everybody left
and they took all their gear with them. They they
(11:15):
left stuff along the path to guide them back, like,
you know, a trail of breadcrumbs. Tell me this isn't wicked,
But they took it out with them when they left,
so he made up to the top about eleven thirty
they got I guess he got turned around then, so
he dropped the pen. He texted his coworkers and they
(11:35):
told him that just judging from his pen and where
he's at, he's going in the wrong direction. Now, Oh no,
they might have been messing with him, Like you know,
sometimes I'm well oftentimes so curious about those people asked
me for directions.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You know, I wonder whatever happened.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But they could have been messing with him. They could
be like, yo, man, you go in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
How do you know which direction I'm going?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Right? Anyway, he dropped. He dropped that pin at eleven thirty.
His coworkers said, he's going the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Is this almost midnight?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, eleven thirty, am, okay, so he's still walking. He
dropped another pin at three point fifty pm.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh, so.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He was going the right way at that point. But
then apparently there was a big storm that hit high winds,
freezing rain. He gets disoriented in the storm, which also
cut off his cell service, you know, to the co
workers as well. I guess co workers really didn't care
because nobody, nobody hung out. They all just left. Nobody
(12:44):
even told search and rescue till nine pm that night.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh no, man, I feel like this dude is not
welcome that work.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I mean, like, damn, that's rough man. They said they
would have tried using drones, but they couldn't make it
that far because obviously the bad weather. So also what
didn't help is the guy was hiking and all black clothing.
So even if they wanted to look for him at night,
they could have seen him anyway because he's in all
(13:17):
but never hiking all black clothing. He's silly hiking, ninja.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
So anyway, he's okay to get cell service back about
ten am the next morning when he called nine to
one one. By the time they found him, he'd been
on the mountain for over twenty four hours. He couldn't walk,
he said he couldn't walk. They said that he followed
these twenty times.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh wow, I'm like Mount Shimano or whatever that is.
That sounds like a pretty maybe an advanced mountain.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Or maybe not. He's in all black and some tennis shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean, guys didn't practice the buddy system right.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Anyway, they got a stretcher and stretched him out and
got him to the hospital. They say he's lucky his
phone didn't die, they wouldn't have found him. Search and
Rescue said. The story highlights some important lessons like don't
hike in all black and if you get turned around,
it's usually best to stay put. Never leave somebody behind
(14:19):
if you're a group. So yeah, the Buddy system. Yet,
I admit that's gonna cause some really awkward situation to work.
I don't know when this guy's going back, but imagine
the next coming days when he's rolling in the office,
he's gonna be like, hey, buddy, good to see you.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Didn't think I see you again?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Hey man, I brought you some granola bars, all right?
Last ye real fast A rode out in cop got
arrested in Jillette Stadium on Saturday for peeing on a
random woman's cowboy boots doing a Kenny Chesney show. That
sounds like something do the Kiney Chesney Show, I guess. Anyway,
his name was Shane Lynch. He was not on duty
(15:03):
at the time. He's just a big Keny Chesney fan.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They were standing in the pit by the stage when
the woman felt warm liquid. Oh no, hit her leg.
She turned around and saw Shane with a zipper down,
hit a bud light in one hand, and was dingling
in the other. Security descui them as quote, extremely intoxicated.
(15:29):
He was swaying back and forth, his pants were wet,
his eyes were almost closed. But look fellas he was
applying man rule like i's got to be like number one,
paragraph three, section B the world is your urinal that
it's Man code law the world. Anyway, they pulled him
(15:52):
off to the side, and while they were talking to him,
apparently he started peeing again. He does, man, he does.
He's also got to arrest for disorder conduct.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
My guess is he won't be a cop very long.
But sounds like he's got some fodder to write some
country songs.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I mean, so does the woman who's boots e pete on.
You know, I don't know. I think it's cataphony and
fitting if you ask me,
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop that, y'all all stop line. Yeah you are story.
Speaker 3 (00:10):
He's brought you by Good Guys.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
Car show going on in September sixth through eighth at Threanch.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Cool skidding into a Dallas Cowboys sign C D Lamb
to a record contract through That thing was stupid. What
like one hundred and what thirty million?
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (00:26):
I think one hundred and thirty five for four years.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
That's unreal. Dak Prescott is happy. I mean, of all,
his receiver's Lamb's favorite overthrow, so he's gonna be stoked.
He's like, yeah, all right, man, I'm a bomb this
one rap By He's hanging there perfect. Kelsey Brothers being
football crap. You see this. They signed a podcast deal
for one hundred million dollars. Oh wow, like a podcast
(00:49):
deal for one hundred million dollars. Damn. You know it's bad.
When Tom Brady's like anybody else you can see that.
It was Chelsea God winning, No, but it's got God's crazy.
Lebron James says his son Brownie is not allowed to
call him dad on the court. Really, However, he can
(01:14):
call him goat oh man, nothing says I'm an arrogant
a hole like, hey, look, I know we're a bloodline.
Look it may be important to you be new in
this arena. No, you don't call me dad, call me look,
call me goat. Okay, that's where we're at.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
It's still weird calling your dad, just straight out lebron
but goat.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Come on, yeah, right, hey goat.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
It's so weird.
Speaker 2 (01:49):
It's not a boat tight day. So I guess if
you're wearing one nice nice job nerd dairy queen bringing
back it's popular pumpkin pie blizzard, all right, I might
be down for that.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Did you see the the hard shell hack?
Speaker 3 (02:03):
You can get a dairy queen?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, so you know how You get the ice cream
and you dip it in the hard shell and they'll
hand it to you. You can get the hard shell
to go, they'll give you nice warm hard shell. Then
if you get like a blizzard, you can dip each
spoon into the hard shell. It'll harden. Wow, it's a
little hack for everybody out there.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Hack a hacka uh Chipole's test new protein, Chipotle honey chicken,
Oh okay, delicious, all right, A lot of gen zers.
How wild is this you guys? Gen z Is apparently
suck and type it on a keyboard and this seems
absurd to me. But apparently gen zs say they prefer
(02:44):
writing long form papers, like long term papers, long formed
papers on their phones. Oh no, hell no, could you imagine?
I feel like that would that would be terrible.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now, we both came from an age where typing class
was a thing. I don't know if they still have
typing class. I assume they probably do. Uh, you typed
on a typewriter? Correct, Yeah, that's what I also learned
on Do kids learn on a keyboard keyboard or do
they learn?
Speaker 3 (03:17):
They can't?
Speaker 2 (03:18):
They learn on a keyboard. But the keyboard the same
as a typewriter.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Right, But they don't learn on a touch screen at
these days? Do they?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
No?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
Like your phone would be No, but.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
I don't know why. Well, just the layout is different
on your phone obviously, right than a keyboard. Is a
keyboard the same on a phone?
Speaker 3 (03:40):
I think? So. I think mind's a quirdy the qwe
r t y keyboard. Now you got me questioning it.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yeah, I don't know, I never actually thought about it.
Speaker 1 (03:50):
Yeah, yeah, it has the standard. It's a little shortened.
It doesn't have your right so that yeah, that then
your punctuation on the side. But yeah, it's just letters
in the same yeah.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
QW E R T y U io P. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
Yeah, but he's got three rows right on the phone.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Same, that's same as on my keyboard.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
All right, that's crazy. I wonder what the problem.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
I wonder what the problem is.
Speaker 2 (04:18):
Let's just try a keyboard chess. It's not that bad.
I feel like you might even like it. I mean,
ergonomically speaking, it's much better than the phone. All right.
So somebody broke in an animal shelter in England did
some hysterical They didn't steal a single thing, you know
what they did, No, they let all the cats go,
(04:39):
like so there's not a nightmare for the people get there.
The next day you got one hundred cats loosing a
big ass animal shelter. That's awesome. Oh man, wow, that
would be hilarious. Uh. Prius driving porch pirate California, stealing
a lot of weird stuff, lawn chairs, potted plants, you know.
Speaker 3 (04:57):
Oh they've moved on from packages.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
Yeah as well, but he also grabs Look, he's he
doesn't leave any potted plant unturned. I guess he's just like,
I'll take this and that, Hey, get lawn chair in
there too, why not?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
And he knows what he's taking there and the package.
It's just a random shot, right, Hopefully it's something useful.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Somebody in Oakland they stole some kind of peculiar They
stole the fire department's jaws of life.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
Oh.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I feel like that's a big piece of equipment just
to randomly snatch up from a fire department.
Speaker 3 (05:32):
That's pretty brity. It's like a big saw, right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Well, it's got big clippers that come down and pinch
and cut. I mean, that's a massive piece of equipment.
Seventy one year old man in Indiana I plead guilty
trying to kill his wife by putting cocaine MDMA and
Benzo's in her coke. Damn. He says he did it
so she died he could marry her daughter. He wanted
(05:56):
a sportsman double. Wow, dude, you go to back sportsman double?
All wrong?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
What about the daughter thinks of this?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
Well? I mean, I feel like if he's at the
point where he's gonna marry or she's in on it.
A woman on vacation in Spain caught a hotel worker
stealing her underwear and sniffing them. Oh see, why do
you automatically assume that's a guy though? See everybody did it,
automatically assume sex is pig. It's look all right, it
(06:29):
was a guy. But but you don't have to assume that. Look,
this is like bring your kid to workday. Surgeon Austria
is in trouble for letting his his thirteen year old
daughter assist with a surgery and drilling the guy's skull.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Oh, I mean so much for letting your kids watch
movies are too young? Just right, get your hands right
in there.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Look you want to cut this dude's head open, Come
on in, just look, stay on the marker. A couple
in the UK say a legal battle of offense their
neighbor put up has drained their life savings.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
Over offence over offence.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Either A it's a big ass fence or B they're
really small life savings or now we are tapped out
thirty eight dollars, we're all in a third of retirees
say they regret working hard in their younger years. So,
just in case you need an excuse to do the
bare minimum today, there you go.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
All right.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
So this next story, man, it's a shame when I
feel like we're in the late stage Republic where you
just see government officials just robbing the treasury. It's wild.
But this is one of those things. You read the
story a former town. It's Courtland, New York. It's Upper
New York. They had a business owner and this environmental dude.
(08:00):
They pleaded guilty and they're gonna have tough. They got
to refund the city two point four million dollars, but man,
they got paid a lot more than that. So their
names are Glenn Griffin and a guy named Robert Dickman.
And apparently what would happen. Dickman was a former town
like employee, so he used his public position to just
(08:25):
break him money. Basically, he allowed this Griffin guy, a
business owner of a landscaping company and a junk company,
he allowed him access to this area of the town. Well,
he would pay this dude to dump all this illegal
like concrete and rebar and trash and all this stuff,
(08:46):
and then he would just like, oh, act surprised the
next morning, Oh my god, somebody illegally dumped here. I
better hire my buddy. He would turn around and hire
the same sum bitch that dumped it, and they would
haul it all off, and they would turn around and
give him a little cash, a little cash payback.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Sure, and they did it for years.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
Right, sounds like it might have been the same junk
over and over. Even just dude, you throw it in
a dumpster, bring the dumpster out, dump it.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
They build, and receive payments from the town for removing
and hauling away the very materials that they had illegally
dumped like a lot of times the day before. So
this scheme went on for a couple of years, and
they finally got busted. To the tune they got to
pay restitution of over two point four million dollars. It's
(09:39):
just crazy. The government man, we'll get in a little
bit later, but the government man is corrupt. You saw
where Mark Zuckerberg wrote that letter to Jim Jordan saying
the Biden administration and FBI told them to like hide
things and not share things. It's crazy. It's not even
what the government doing. But yeah, go action. The consequences
(10:03):
has got to be consequences. This is the story out
of Denver.
Speaker 3 (10:07):
This hilarious.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We don't know the company, but if you do.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
Can you call us give us a dirt?
Speaker 2 (10:12):
We really really really want to know. So Mount Shabano,
they don't know this one fourteen there's about one hundred
miles southwest Denver Summit, so fourteen thousand feet. A few people,
apparently a few people, fifteen coworkers, decide they're gonna go
up on a team building exercise. Those are always fun
(10:33):
tea building exercises. Anyway, this one guy, they won't say
his name. Man, I wish they would. God, I want
to know the company. Anyway, this company goes up. They
reached the summit, but everybody kind of did their own
thing when they got the summit, so a few people
decided to you know, hang out for a little while.
(10:54):
A few people hung back, so there were a couple
of different groups. But one guy, he ended up doing
the last leg all by himself, so he was up there.
I guess he made it to the top fine, but
he got lost on his way down because everybody left
and they took all their gear with them. They they
(11:15):
left stuff along the path to guide them back, like,
you know, a trail of breadcrumbs. Tell me this isn't wicked,
But they took it out with them when they left,
so he made up to the top about eleven thirty
they got I guess he got turned around then, so
he dropped the pen. He texted his coworkers and they
(11:35):
told him that just judging from his pen and where
he's at, he's going in the wrong direction. Now, Oh no,
they might have been messing with him, Like you know,
sometimes I'm well oftentimes so curious about those people asked
me for directions.
Speaker 3 (11:50):
You know, I wonder whatever happened.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
But they could have been messing with him. They could
be like, yo, man, you go in the wrong direction.
Speaker 3 (11:59):
How do you know which direction I'm going?
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Right? Anyway, he dropped. He dropped that pin at eleven thirty.
His coworkers said, he's going the wrong way.
Speaker 3 (12:09):
Is this almost midnight?
Speaker 2 (12:10):
No, eleven thirty, am, okay, so he's still walking. He
dropped another pin at three point fifty pm.
Speaker 3 (12:18):
Oh, so.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
He was going the right way at that point. But
then apparently there was a big storm that hit high winds,
freezing rain. He gets disoriented in the storm, which also
cut off his cell service, you know, to the co
workers as well. I guess co workers really didn't care
because nobody, nobody hung out. They all just left. Nobody
(12:44):
even told search and rescue till nine pm that night.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
Oh no, man, I feel like this dude is not
welcome that work.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
I mean, like, damn, that's rough man. They said they
would have tried using drones, but they couldn't make it
that far because obviously the bad weather. So also what
didn't help is the guy was hiking and all black clothing.
So even if they wanted to look for him at night,
they could have seen him anyway because he's in all
(13:17):
but never hiking all black clothing. He's silly hiking, ninja.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (13:22):
So anyway, he's okay to get cell service back about
ten am the next morning when he called nine to
one one. By the time they found him, he'd been
on the mountain for over twenty four hours. He couldn't walk,
he said he couldn't walk. They said that he followed
these twenty times.
Speaker 1 (13:40):
Oh wow, I'm like Mount Shimano or whatever that is.
That sounds like a pretty maybe an advanced mountain.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Or maybe not. He's in all black and some tennis shoes.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
I mean, guys didn't practice the buddy system right.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Anyway, they got a stretcher and stretched him out and
got him to the hospital. They say he's lucky his
phone didn't die, they wouldn't have found him. Search and
Rescue said. The story highlights some important lessons like don't
hike in all black and if you get turned around,
it's usually best to stay put. Never leave somebody behind
(14:19):
if you're a group. So yeah, the Buddy system. Yet,
I admit that's gonna cause some really awkward situation to work.
I don't know when this guy's going back, but imagine
the next coming days when he's rolling in the office,
he's gonna be like, hey, buddy, good to see you.
Speaker 3 (14:41):
Didn't think I see you again?
Speaker 2 (14:43):
Hey man, I brought you some granola bars, all right?
Last ye real fast A rode out in cop got
arrested in Jillette Stadium on Saturday for peeing on a
random woman's cowboy boots doing a Kenny Chesney show. That
sounds like something do the Kiney Chesney Show, I guess. Anyway,
his name was Shane Lynch. He was not on duty
(15:03):
at the time. He's just a big Keny Chesney fan.
Speaker 3 (15:07):
Anyway.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
They were standing in the pit by the stage when
the woman felt warm liquid. Oh no, hit her leg.
She turned around and saw Shane with a zipper down,
hit a bud light in one hand, and was dingling
in the other. Security descui them as quote, extremely intoxicated.
(15:29):
He was swaying back and forth, his pants were wet,
his eyes were almost closed. But look fellas he was
applying man rule like i's got to be like number one,
paragraph three, section B the world is your urinal that
it's Man code law the world. Anyway, they pulled him
(15:52):
off to the side, and while they were talking to him,
apparently he started peeing again. He does, man, he does.
He's also got to arrest for disorder conduct.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
My guess is he won't be a cop very long.
But sounds like he's got some fodder to write some
country songs.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
I mean, so does the woman who's boots e pete on.
You know, I don't know. I think it's cataphony and
fitting if you ask me,
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