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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all stop.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah you are stupid stories brought to you by Kmart
buck Kmart last full sized Kmart closed the doors the
other day. All right, that's good to step the stories.
Eighteen ye old woman in Canada. She was arrested for
stealing the man's Porsche. Straight took his Porsche and then
ran the dude over. Oh oh, she pretended like she
(00:32):
was gonna buy it, but once she got in the car,
she backed right over him.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Said, gotcha. The man was injured.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sounds like he's gonna be okay because Porsches don't weigh
that much.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Like she could have just driven away without running him
over to steal the car.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I mean, look, you could, but why did that? You
could just run?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm sure it was in her checklist of Oh bucket,
run this dude over. I feel like that's in every
woman's bucket list if you haven't good chance or opportunity
to act on it. A pilot flying from Nebraska to Oregon. Yeah,
this is insane story.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This dude.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He's a pilot flying from Scotch Bluff, Nebraska, and apparently
this happened on Saturday morning. He's playing to Oregon, had
a mechanical issue and he had Atlanta's plane on I
twenty five, about twenty three miles north of Cheyenne, Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So he's also a.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Mechanic, So he just fixed his plane and then took
off again right on the damn highway.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Really, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Have you ever heard the story?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
When I got this headline, I asked, Scoop, it sounds
like the guy Thomas Fitzpatrick. So this story about this guy,
it's from like the mid fifties. He's at a bar
in Manhattan and it's late at night. He gets in
a argument with another guy on whether or not this
guy Thomas could steal a plane and fly it to
(02:07):
the bar that they were drinking at. And the guy was,
you know, telling no, wait, no, you can't fly a plane.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can't do it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'd take that bet any day of the week.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right, So Thomas Fitzpatrick looked this guy up. He takes
off right, and then two hours later he returned with
a plane that he stole from an airfield in New
Jersey and flew the damn plane to the bar, landed
it in front of the bar, went in to get
(02:37):
himself some drinks. But wait, there's more. That same dude
two years later, at another bar, right was telling another
patron of the bar about that story. The patron said,
I don't believe you, because they didn't have the internet.
(02:57):
I went nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I wouldn't believe him either.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He did it again.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
He did it a second time, went and stole another plane,
flew it to another bar, and landed the damn plane
on the road.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
In front of the bar.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
His name is Thomas Fitzpatrick. He's the best hold my
beer story on earth. He's the one that he's the
champ these, the original goat of the hold my Beer stories.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Of course we don't hear about his third trip, where
he went and didn't quite lay on the plane in
front of the bar. He died doing what he loved,
stealing their planes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And flying into bars.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I guess Montana's shut down their electric voting system apparently
because well they had some hiccups in that. So what's
out for all the voting talk? Now it's coming of.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You know what else? Sharks? Sharks are coming. Just ask
I McKenzie.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
He was catching some waves and this happened in South Wales, Australia,
when he was mauled by a fifteen foot great white shark.
He fought the predator off for a minute. You imagine
a fifteen foot shark swallowing your leg, because that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And they've got home field advantage.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh, most definitely. And this dude just punching in the nose.
But he managed. He managed to get away from the shark,
catch a wave and make it the sure his damaged
board was there. His leg was bleeding out and off
did the cop saw him put a tourniquet around around
his leg.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
To stop the bleeding.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Shortly after the attack, about forty five minutes to an
hour later, Kay's several leg washed up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
On the beach.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh okay, I guess the shark wasn't feeling it, that
bony little chicken leg still, yes, yardbird.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Anyway, tattooed tasted terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Right, that was that was great? But I want a
strawberry anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
He says he just got his prosthetic and his quote
is I'm just going to f s up with my prosthetic.
So he's getting ready to go hit the waves again
for the first time.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's his version of FS. Yes, yeah, he's not going
on a right, he's not gonna beat people with his
with his prosthetic.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Leg kicking doors like yeah, that's all we was standing for.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Everybody gets asked, woman now with my plastic leg?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
All right? So that's kind of funny. This library and
suburban Detroit was forced to close over the weekend. Now
it makes sense. I just found out it was Detroit,
Now I know why. Anyway, I guess somebody opened a
DVD case from the overnight book drop and there was
(06:02):
a couple of bugs in.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It and they freaked out.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Oh okay, they made it sound originally like it was
some massive infestation, but now it's evident that some people
just freaked out. The library didn't have any information at first.
They just said it appeared that multiple species of bugs
were in a DVD case, but they weren't sure. They
(06:27):
called pest control company, and the pest control company came
out determined that the bugs were just a couple of
cockroaches that got into the DVD case. There was no infestation,
No need to shut everything, close everything down, shutting.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Down the whole library. We have a bug infestation.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Now, it was like you know, three cockroaches, So yeah,
that's Canteraid.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Stupid Canteraid would have done it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Or your foot.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You could always just use I use your hand. Really
just squash them. It's really not that difficult, you know,
I don't understand why, Well I gotta shut down a library.
Oh you could. You could just step on them. It's
amazing that they do, squashed underneath the poundage of a body.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So this robotics team in South.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Korea developing something called the palatrone. Palatrone, yeah, combination of
a palette and a drone.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's supposed to be an improvement on a shopping car,
you know, that could go over any kind of terrain,
including up and downstairs. The current version of this palotrone, well,
it isn't that smart. It could hover at a certain height,
which you know, which is cool.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It could safely balance whatever the cargo is you put
on top of it, so that's cool. They even have
it in a basket form, so it's stable enough.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's more like a you know, a table at one point,
you know table that flies, I guess, but a human
still has has to control it. And there's a handle
on the front like a normal shopping cart, and I
guess you exert force on that handle to direct it
(08:23):
or steer it. We're assuming it requires a lot of
well a lot less effort than that an actual car,
if you know what you think about how those drones steer,
especially with.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That car with the bad wheel.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But it looks like it looks like this cart we'll
be able to leave the store. They're gonna have them
set up originally just to fly out to the parking
lot and assist with loading in your groceries.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Oh okay, I could see that being real slick if
it could lift it up right to your bumper level.
And you just.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Now they're working on a dockings system which is gonna
allowed to change batteries in flight and apparently take groceries
to your house. Can you imagine not you could just
I guess, call them and have a drone deliver your
groceries to your doorstep and you just unload it while
(09:20):
it's sitting there hovering.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Seems it seems.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Fake or make believe. But it looks like we're gonna
get flying shopping cars. Before we get flying cars.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I would I would get mine delivered to like a balcony,
like a second floor balcony. Just have it dump off
there and don't worry about porch pirates.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I mean, it's definitely a I don't know. That's kind
of a cool approach to delivering groceries. I won't if
you can get anything delivered like that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
They're gonna start at targets.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Do they say what their weight limit is? Seems like
that would.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Be the and the test. They loaded up with batteries.
They put car batteries on it, and it still is
able to carry him. Pretty impressive. Actually, they said they're
gonna they're gonna make him for commercial and industrial use,
so they're gonna be able to carry a lot of weight.
That's impressive, all right. Lastly, this is kind of funny.
(10:15):
Two guys with the same name teamed up for a
string of burglaries. Uh one is thirty five, the others
fifty six. They're both named Bernie mac mc mcdanall, mcdanoll.
I don't know if it's Iris, it's macdanall. We'll go
macdall Bernie mcdanal. Anyway, according to reports, they're from different towns.
(10:39):
They're not related. They pulled off a string of Heights
last month where they broke into people's homes, stole a
bunch of jewelry. One of them stole fifty five inch TV.
Security cameras got them on video, so both Bernie's were
arrested and they just got sentenced. The younger one got
two years in prison as pay a fine. The old
one his DNA was traced back to a separate burglary
(11:01):
last year, so he got just under five years.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And apparently the mugshot they look like they could be
father and.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Son, but same name but no relation. Huh.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
They said, it's funny because in the skip here said
father son or hear me out, same guy. Older Bernie
traveled back in time to team up with his younger self.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Too bad Older Bernie didn't let you know. This is
the one where we get arrested.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Right right? You ever seen that Looper show?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Sorry, whatever you do, don't touch me.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That would be kind of fun for a minute to
the whole getting arrest apart
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all stop.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah you are stupid stories brought to you by Kmart
buck Kmart last full sized Kmart closed the doors the
other day. All right, that's good to step the stories.
Eighteen ye old woman in Canada. She was arrested for
stealing the man's Porsche. Straight took his Porsche and then
ran the dude over. Oh oh, she pretended like she
(00:32):
was gonna buy it, but once she got in the car,
she backed right over him.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Said, gotcha. The man was injured.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sounds like he's gonna be okay because Porsches don't weigh
that much.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Like she could have just driven away without running him
over to steal the car.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I mean, look, you could, but why did that? You
could just run?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
I'm sure it was in her checklist of Oh bucket,
run this dude over. I feel like that's in every
woman's bucket list if you haven't good chance or opportunity
to act on it. A pilot flying from Nebraska to Oregon. Yeah,
this is insane story.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
This dude.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
He's a pilot flying from Scotch Bluff, Nebraska, and apparently
this happened on Saturday morning. He's playing to Oregon, had
a mechanical issue and he had Atlanta's plane on I
twenty five, about twenty three miles north of Cheyenne, Oh Okay.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
So he's also a.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Mechanic, So he just fixed his plane and then took
off again right on the damn highway.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Really, that's pretty awesome.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Have you ever heard the story?
Speaker 3 (01:45):
When I got this headline, I asked, Scoop, it sounds
like the guy Thomas Fitzpatrick. So this story about this guy,
it's from like the mid fifties. He's at a bar
in Manhattan and it's late at night. He gets in
a argument with another guy on whether or not this
guy Thomas could steal a plane and fly it to
(02:07):
the bar that they were drinking at. And the guy was,
you know, telling no, wait, no, you can't fly a plane.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
You can't do it.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
I'd take that bet any day of the week.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Right, So Thomas Fitzpatrick looked this guy up. He takes
off right, and then two hours later he returned with
a plane that he stole from an airfield in New
Jersey and flew the damn plane to the bar, landed
it in front of the bar, went in to get
(02:37):
himself some drinks. But wait, there's more. That same dude
two years later, at another bar, right was telling another
patron of the bar about that story. The patron said,
I don't believe you, because they didn't have the internet.
(02:57):
I went nineteen fifty nine.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
I wouldn't believe him either.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
He did it again.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
He did it a second time, went and stole another plane,
flew it to another bar, and landed the damn plane
on the road.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
In front of the bar.
Speaker 3 (03:15):
His name is Thomas Fitzpatrick. He's the best hold my
beer story on earth. He's the one that he's the
champ these, the original goat of the hold my Beer stories.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Of course we don't hear about his third trip, where
he went and didn't quite lay on the plane in
front of the bar. He died doing what he loved,
stealing their planes.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
And flying into bars.
Speaker 3 (03:42):
I guess Montana's shut down their electric voting system apparently
because well they had some hiccups in that. So what's
out for all the voting talk? Now it's coming of.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
You know what else? Sharks? Sharks are coming. Just ask
I McKenzie.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
He was catching some waves and this happened in South Wales, Australia,
when he was mauled by a fifteen foot great white shark.
He fought the predator off for a minute. You imagine
a fifteen foot shark swallowing your leg, because that's what happened.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
And they've got home field advantage.
Speaker 3 (04:21):
Oh, most definitely. And this dude just punching in the nose.
But he managed. He managed to get away from the shark,
catch a wave and make it the sure his damaged
board was there. His leg was bleeding out and off
did the cop saw him put a tourniquet around around
his leg.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
To stop the bleeding.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
Shortly after the attack, about forty five minutes to an
hour later, Kay's several leg washed up.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
On the beach.
Speaker 3 (04:51):
Oh okay, I guess the shark wasn't feeling it, that
bony little chicken leg still, yes, yardbird.
Speaker 4 (04:58):
Anyway, tattooed tasted terrible.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
Right, that was that was great? But I want a
strawberry anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
He says he just got his prosthetic and his quote
is I'm just going to f s up with my prosthetic.
So he's getting ready to go hit the waves again
for the first time.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
That's his version of FS. Yes, yeah, he's not going
on a right, he's not gonna beat people with his
with his prosthetic.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Leg kicking doors like yeah, that's all we was standing for.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Everybody gets asked, woman now with my plastic leg?
Speaker 3 (05:40):
All right? So that's kind of funny. This library and
suburban Detroit was forced to close over the weekend. Now
it makes sense. I just found out it was Detroit,
Now I know why. Anyway, I guess somebody opened a
DVD case from the overnight book drop and there was
(06:02):
a couple of bugs in.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It and they freaked out.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
Oh okay, they made it sound originally like it was
some massive infestation, but now it's evident that some people
just freaked out. The library didn't have any information at first.
They just said it appeared that multiple species of bugs
were in a DVD case, but they weren't sure. They
(06:27):
called pest control company, and the pest control company came
out determined that the bugs were just a couple of
cockroaches that got into the DVD case. There was no infestation,
No need to shut everything, close everything down, shutting.
Speaker 2 (06:43):
Down the whole library. We have a bug infestation.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Now, it was like you know, three cockroaches, So yeah,
that's Canteraid.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
Stupid Canteraid would have done it.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Or your foot.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
You could always just use I use your hand. Really
just squash them. It's really not that difficult, you know,
I don't understand why, Well I gotta shut down a library.
Oh you could. You could just step on them. It's
amazing that they do, squashed underneath the poundage of a body.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
So this robotics team in South.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
Korea developing something called the palatrone. Palatrone, yeah, combination of
a palette and a drone.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh okay.
Speaker 3 (07:33):
It's supposed to be an improvement on a shopping car,
you know, that could go over any kind of terrain,
including up and downstairs. The current version of this palotrone, well,
it isn't that smart. It could hover at a certain height,
which you know, which is cool.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
It could safely balance whatever the cargo is you put
on top of it, so that's cool. They even have
it in a basket form, so it's stable enough.
Speaker 2 (08:02):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (08:03):
It's more like a you know, a table at one point,
you know table that flies, I guess, but a human
still has has to control it. And there's a handle
on the front like a normal shopping cart, and I
guess you exert force on that handle to direct it
(08:23):
or steer it. We're assuming it requires a lot of
well a lot less effort than that an actual car,
if you know what you think about how those drones steer,
especially with.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
That car with the bad wheel.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But it looks like it looks like this cart we'll
be able to leave the store. They're gonna have them
set up originally just to fly out to the parking
lot and assist with loading in your groceries.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
Oh okay, I could see that being real slick if
it could lift it up right to your bumper level.
And you just.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Now they're working on a dockings system which is gonna
allowed to change batteries in flight and apparently take groceries
to your house. Can you imagine not you could just
I guess, call them and have a drone deliver your
groceries to your doorstep and you just unload it while
(09:20):
it's sitting there hovering.
Speaker 2 (09:21):
Seems it seems.
Speaker 3 (09:25):
Fake or make believe. But it looks like we're gonna
get flying shopping cars. Before we get flying cars.
Speaker 4 (09:31):
I would I would get mine delivered to like a balcony,
like a second floor balcony. Just have it dump off
there and don't worry about porch pirates.
Speaker 3 (09:40):
I mean, it's definitely a I don't know. That's kind
of a cool approach to delivering groceries. I won't if
you can get anything delivered like that.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
They're gonna start at targets.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
Do they say what their weight limit is? Seems like
that would.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
Be the and the test. They loaded up with batteries.
They put car batteries on it, and it still is
able to carry him. Pretty impressive. Actually, they said they're
gonna they're gonna make him for commercial and industrial use,
so they're gonna be able to carry a lot of weight.
That's impressive, all right. Lastly, this is kind of funny.
(10:15):
Two guys with the same name teamed up for a
string of burglaries. Uh one is thirty five, the others
fifty six. They're both named Bernie mac mc mcdanall, mcdanoll.
I don't know if it's Iris, it's macdanall. We'll go
macdall Bernie mcdanal. Anyway, according to reports, they're from different towns.
(10:39):
They're not related. They pulled off a string of Heights
last month where they broke into people's homes, stole a
bunch of jewelry. One of them stole fifty five inch TV.
Security cameras got them on video, so both Bernie's were
arrested and they just got sentenced. The younger one got
two years in prison as pay a fine. The old
one his DNA was traced back to a separate burglary
(11:01):
last year, so he got just under five years.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
And apparently the mugshot they look like they could be
father and.
Speaker 4 (11:08):
Son, but same name but no relation. Huh.
Speaker 3 (11:13):
They said, it's funny because in the skip here said
father son or hear me out, same guy. Older Bernie
traveled back in time to team up with his younger self.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
Too bad Older Bernie didn't let you know. This is
the one where we get arrested.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Right right? You ever seen that Looper show?
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Sorry, whatever you do, don't touch me.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
That would be kind of fun for a minute to
the whole getting arrest apart
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