September 13, 2024 • 14 mins
Man chops up his wife, throws her in the blender; claims self defense.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop lid. Yeah you are stupid stories
brought to you by uh.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
How about tomorrow morning's car show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Lincoln Tech the Linon Tech Car Show.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, bring your hot ride, your rat ride, your car,
your truck, your coop whatever. Hmm, I'm gonna drive. I
need to drive to IM gonna go. How far is
it from Lincoln Tech to Island Grove A vincer scoop?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
An hour change? What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What do you think that is? I gotta drive something fast?
You know, not that I'm gonna be speeding. We gotta
believe you. Foundation car going across the auction block tomorrow,
hoping to raise some money on it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And this is this is with the current rush hour
going on. Okay, it says an hour ten from Lincoln
Tech to Island Grove. Okay, you probably do with that
in an hour if it's.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Not terribly mad.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All right, Well that's gonna be fun tomorrow packed up
day man. All right, So let's get to a New
York Post says there's a new trend of you know,
there's baby showers, and there's you know, bridle showers. How
about this the new trend of success showers.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Ooh, a success shower?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, it's for personal or work success. You throw
yourself a work slash professional success shower. It's it seems
pretty self surfing, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, who would you invite?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't invite your friends over and just be like, hey,
we're not drinking bottom shelf tequila anymore. We're now in
the mid grade.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hey, oh, I'm so successful, you guys need to come
over to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I got a bottle of patron.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's a man in DC who was caught on camera
performing a well a sex act on himself with a
cucumber attached to a grill of a car.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh he didn't Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Figure that one out. He didn't put it back in
his lunch box and walked away. But it's in broad daylight.
And I know, I'm surprised by this story as much as
you are. That there's an American out there that's actually
got a vegetable.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I was stunned, but I was like, wow, he's just
carrying a vegetable. It's just amazing, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Anyway, new emojis are coming, Oh, new emojis.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, there's apparently a face with bags under its eyes
that people were looking forward to tired or something or something.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, if you thought modern elections, well, couldn't get any worse.
There's a man the court maybe clearing the way for
Americans to legally bet on elections.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Really, what could.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Possibly go wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, this is America. We don't recognize kings except for
draft kings.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's right, right, seems a little bit odd, but whatever.
You know, teen vaping is down.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Apparently some schools are putting up vape detectors and restrooms
and jewel is paying for him because of that settlement.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh really, Okay, so basically a new.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Study finds it I don't know teens who vape, you
know that number is down, But I will tell you
babies that vape hilarious. Just on the side that is,
you know, if you're looking for some funny, check out
that because that's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Police arrest a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Apparently she's well, she's still two hundred thousand dollars in jewelry,
and apparently the reason they bust her she was caught
driving drunk without a license plate.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Idiot. Oh, come on, how.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
About this avocados the size of your head?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Really?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm alright with that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do we need avocados that big?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yes? Who didn't need that much guacamole.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's a lot of guacamole.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Hey, it's a good fat.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's a good fat. More good fat.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh give him my billy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I love man, I love avocado. I was on a
plane flying back. Oh god, it was oh one of
my layers. So it was from Tampa to Saint Louis.
The dude beside of me had like two avocados. They
just ate them like like an apple.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh, like an apple.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, it just he had it cut in half and
he just was spooning it out just.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like you know, to do like a dressing on it.
My parents do that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, No, he just dated just raw avocado, two of them.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, my parents will do like they'll cut an avocado
in half, take the core out, and then they'll put
like Italian dressing in it. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I mean, who can't use an avocado size of a
spaghetti squash?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Delicious?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That could be coming. So I'm reading a story about
this lingaman. This dude is.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He passed himself off as a student at twenty seven
years old. Judge sends this twenty seven year old Zachary
Shike or Chic to listen to the sentence to looks
like eighty five to one hundred and twenty years in
prison and he won't be eligible for pirole for more
(05:40):
than forty years. She also required a register in Nebraska's
Sex Offender Act. So what this guy did, dude, he
was pretty perverted. So authorities arrested this guy have to
learn and he was pretending to be a student and
not one. But this guy did it at two high schools.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Wow, Yeah, he must have really liked high school to
go back to two of them.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, right, he did, Lincoln Northwest High School and Lincoln
Southeast High School, and he had been in inappropriate relationships
with students at both of them. The crimes he was
charged with the curd off school grounds, but investigators said
they happened while he was attending these high schools.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And what he would do. He would go in, say
he was.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A student, earned the trust of his peers, start, you know,
hooking up with a few of them because they.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Thought he was like, you know, they're age sixteen, seventeen.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He's the cool kid who could grow a mustache and
has a fake id, can go buy alcohol before him.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He attended these high schools for fifty four days. Fifty
four days, he's able to do this, it's like two months.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wow, he's sexually assaulted, see multiple children in both the districts.
He created false documents and an elaborate backstort. It passed
himself off as a seventeen year old student.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Dude, what a shady dude. He's twenty seven years old.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And that's something a twenty seven year old could do
is just walk into a high school and be like, hey,
I need to register for classes. I mean, because sounds
like he's on the schedule.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He said he had a pretty elaborate backstory. So apparently
so okay. He pleaded no.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Contest to child enticement with Electronic Communication Generation WHO generational
child pornography aged nineteen or over at Tipton, firstree sexual assault,
two counts first sexual assault. He previously faced nine felony
charges before they were reduced as part of this plea
(07:47):
deal to eighty five to one hundred and twenty years
in prison.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was his plea deal.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Wow, damn.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I don't think he's gonna fare very well in prison,
you know what I'm saying. Those guys never.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I mean, that's kind of a similar premise to uh,
never been kissed with Droop anymore, except hers was. I
don't think they crossed that line. M I think she
kissed a high school boy but didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, well, it's definite if a girl does it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh absolutely, It's like sleeping with the teacher. Yeah you
get you get high five for that, right, right, guy
could sleep with the not anymore girl teacher.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
In trouble, forty six year old guy Sean Johnson used
to a pickup truck in Wisconsin and apparently right on
the Illinois border where he's still it. And the reason
he picked that particular truck, that's why it's in the news.
He told police that he was on drugs. He decided
to try the door because he saw a bag of
Frito's sitting on the seat of the truck.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh so tempting, and the.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Drug was open, the keys were in it, the Fredos
were there, So he ate the bag of Frido's and
took go.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mean, do you blame him?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Fritos are so delicious, So he used the truck to
drive through a church where he broke into several other vehicles,
stole somebody's wallet was.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Four hundred bucks inside of it.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He used a credit card buy stuff a Walgreen's family
daughter's store McDonald's. He admitted everything once police showed a
security footage of him caught on video.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's all on these days, Yeah, he's happy.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Back in June, details just came out ahead of his trial.
He's facing charge of Berkley identity, theft, possession of a
stolen vega of vehicle, and consustion of a back of Frito's.
H that's freaking hilarious, all right. Earlier this month, fifty
eight year old woman, Canada, her name is Wendy Washing.
(09:51):
She was outside played with some neighborhood kids in the
backyard because they were all having a barbecue. So a
few neighbors got kids over. Everybody's doing the barbecue, all right,
sounds fun, that's the seting. Well, kids spraying each other
with a water gun.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It happens all.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
The time, right. Well, she picked up a water gun
to get in the action too.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, you think, all right, but she's got a
it's a super soaker too, because it says quote punk
style water gun.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, yeah, good high pressure.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah man.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And she uh, she apparently uh didn't exactly know how
the water gun worked. She said, it's not like the
water guns I used to play with my age. She
accidentally was spraying the kids, but she sprayed the neighbor
in the yard across from her. So three feet away,
there's the fence the neighbors on the other side. She
(10:43):
sprays the kids, goes over the fence, gets the neighbor.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
He wasn't invited to the party, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Nope, and the guy flipped out about it. He called
the cops on her, called the cops. Yeah, the cops
came and she was charged with assault with a weapon.
Now come on, yeah, she says, the whole thing is
very upsetting. You think. Uh, she cried herself to sleep
(11:12):
that night. She's even been put on leave at work.
Come on, she's been put on leave at work.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Relaxed, lady, are distressed?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, come on, Yes, it was an overreaction on the
neighbor's part, but yet to leave work.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Come on. Anyway, she works.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
As an educational assistant. Wow, this says she can't go
back to work until the case cleared up. People in
the neighborhood say that this neighbor is a dou shock It. Actually,
the story says Jerk, I'm just subbing duch shocking in.
He's been very problematic. Apparently he calls the cops repeatedly
on very minor issues, while the cops just rest him.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh he's one of those guys. He's a male Karen
you know in Canada where they're supposedly all very nice
and ploite except for this one.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah. Yeah, she's duing court September twenty four. So see
what I mean. The judge is gonna be like, ah, like, looks.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
What was Itram Dose Braham, go back home.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You're fine. I here's the most Jack Dempe story of mom.
Her name is Christina.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Jo Joseph Moovic nailed it, Joseph perfect perfect anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Her husband, Thomas admitted to killing her.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh how dare you Thomas? She is a model. She's
Miss Switzerland finalist who.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Allegedly was murdered by her husband.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now this saysn't the story that he admitted that he
strangled her, he dismembered her, he put her remains through
a handheld blender.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh oh, it's a handheld one. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Her husband, the father of her two children, right, named
only Thomas in the story, admitted doing all this in March.
He claims he was acting in self defense.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
He blended her. Y'all blended her.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, the the chokinger might have been all right, But
everything past that, I think you're crossing the line there.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
A post mortem included the everybody had been dismembered by
a jigsaw knife and garden shears in the laundry room
of a couple's home.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh gardens huh.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Her remains were then liquefied with a handheld blender and
then dissolved in a chemical solution. This dude, this is
all his self defense. I think he's really mad. Man. Like,
it's one thing to, you know, be in a fight
with somebody and strangle him. It's another thing to cut
him up with some saw, you know, liquefied him in
a blender and then put him in another chemical solution. Like,
(13:55):
you're dude, you're mad as hell, right right. He was
detained by authorities the day after initially tote investigators that
he had dismembered her in a panic after discovering her dad.
He later claimed that he had to kill her in
self defense and she came to him with a knife
(14:18):
and he spoke with a total and.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Complete lack of empathy. Yeah. I feel like this dude
is gonna do some time for this one. Yeah, he
blended her. Look, anytime a blender.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Is involved in the equation, you can pretty much just
put it to rest. There was no there was no
love loss, there there was no self defense.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
There was no Yeah. Man, this guy had it out.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
With the blender. You're much better going for the insanity defense.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah versus self defense.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Look, man, I just found her dead, so I chopped
her up, blended her, and what Yeah, I don't think
that stands up in court.
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop lid. Yeah you are stupid stories
brought to you by uh.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
How about tomorrow morning's car show.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
Lincoln Tech the Linon Tech Car Show.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Yeah, bring your hot ride, your rat ride, your car,
your truck, your coop whatever. Hmm, I'm gonna drive. I
need to drive to IM gonna go. How far is
it from Lincoln Tech to Island Grove A vincer scoop?
Speaker 2 (00:31):
An hour change? What is that?
Speaker 1 (00:33):
What do you think that is? I gotta drive something fast?
You know, not that I'm gonna be speeding. We gotta
believe you. Foundation car going across the auction block tomorrow,
hoping to raise some money on it.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
And this is this is with the current rush hour
going on. Okay, it says an hour ten from Lincoln
Tech to Island Grove. Okay, you probably do with that
in an hour if it's.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Not terribly mad.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
All right, Well that's gonna be fun tomorrow packed up
day man. All right, So let's get to a New
York Post says there's a new trend of you know,
there's baby showers, and there's you know, bridle showers. How
about this the new trend of success showers.
Speaker 3 (01:21):
Ooh, a success shower?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah yeah, it's for personal or work success. You throw
yourself a work slash professional success shower. It's it seems
pretty self surfing, doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
I mean, who would you invite?
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I don't invite your friends over and just be like, hey,
we're not drinking bottom shelf tequila anymore. We're now in
the mid grade.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Hey, oh, I'm so successful, you guys need to come
over to celebrate.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
I got a bottle of patron.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (01:56):
There's a man in DC who was caught on camera
performing a well a sex act on himself with a
cucumber attached to a grill of a car.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
Oh he didn't Yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Figure that one out. He didn't put it back in
his lunch box and walked away. But it's in broad daylight.
And I know, I'm surprised by this story as much as
you are. That there's an American out there that's actually
got a vegetable.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I was stunned, but I was like, wow, he's just
carrying a vegetable. It's just amazing, all right.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
Anyway, new emojis are coming, Oh, new emojis.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Yeah, there's apparently a face with bags under its eyes
that people were looking forward to tired or something or something.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Yeah, if you thought modern elections, well, couldn't get any worse.
There's a man the court maybe clearing the way for
Americans to legally bet on elections.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Really, what could.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
Possibly go wrong with that?
Speaker 1 (03:07):
What?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Come on?
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Man?
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Well, this is America. We don't recognize kings except for
draft kings.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
That's right, right, seems a little bit odd, but whatever.
You know, teen vaping is down.
Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh that's good.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Apparently some schools are putting up vape detectors and restrooms
and jewel is paying for him because of that settlement.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Oh really, Okay, so basically a new.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
Study finds it I don't know teens who vape, you
know that number is down, But I will tell you
babies that vape hilarious. Just on the side that is,
you know, if you're looking for some funny, check out
that because that's funny.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Police arrest a woman.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Apparently she's well, she's still two hundred thousand dollars in jewelry,
and apparently the reason they bust her she was caught
driving drunk without a license plate.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Idiot. Oh, come on, how.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
About this avocados the size of your head?
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Really?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Yeah, I'm alright with that.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
Do we need avocados that big?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yes? Who didn't need that much guacamole.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
That's a lot of guacamole.
Speaker 2 (04:21):
Hey, it's a good fat.
Speaker 3 (04:22):
It's a good fat. More good fat.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
Oh give him my billy.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
I love man, I love avocado. I was on a
plane flying back. Oh god, it was oh one of
my layers. So it was from Tampa to Saint Louis.
The dude beside of me had like two avocados. They
just ate them like like an apple.
Speaker 3 (04:44):
Oh, like an apple.
Speaker 1 (04:45):
Yeah, it just he had it cut in half and
he just was spooning it out just.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
Like you know, to do like a dressing on it.
My parents do that.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
No, No, he just dated just raw avocado, two of them.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Yeah, my parents will do like they'll cut an avocado
in half, take the core out, and then they'll put
like Italian dressing in it. It's really good.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
I mean, who can't use an avocado size of a
spaghetti squash?
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Delicious?
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (05:11):
That could be coming. So I'm reading a story about
this lingaman. This dude is.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
He passed himself off as a student at twenty seven
years old. Judge sends this twenty seven year old Zachary
Shike or Chic to listen to the sentence to looks
like eighty five to one hundred and twenty years in
prison and he won't be eligible for pirole for more
(05:40):
than forty years. She also required a register in Nebraska's
Sex Offender Act. So what this guy did, dude, he
was pretty perverted. So authorities arrested this guy have to
learn and he was pretending to be a student and
not one. But this guy did it at two high schools.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Wow, Yeah, he must have really liked high school to
go back to two of them.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Well, right, he did, Lincoln Northwest High School and Lincoln
Southeast High School, and he had been in inappropriate relationships
with students at both of them. The crimes he was
charged with the curd off school grounds, but investigators said
they happened while he was attending these high schools.
Speaker 2 (06:24):
And what he would do. He would go in, say
he was.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
A student, earned the trust of his peers, start, you know,
hooking up with a few of them because they.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Thought he was like, you know, they're age sixteen, seventeen.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
He's the cool kid who could grow a mustache and
has a fake id, can go buy alcohol before him.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
He attended these high schools for fifty four days. Fifty
four days, he's able to do this, it's like two months.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Wow, he's sexually assaulted, see multiple children in both the districts.
He created false documents and an elaborate backstort. It passed
himself off as a seventeen year old student.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Dude, what a shady dude. He's twenty seven years old.
Speaker 3 (07:09):
And that's something a twenty seven year old could do
is just walk into a high school and be like, hey,
I need to register for classes. I mean, because sounds
like he's on the schedule.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
He said he had a pretty elaborate backstory. So apparently
so okay. He pleaded no.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Contest to child enticement with Electronic Communication Generation WHO generational
child pornography aged nineteen or over at Tipton, firstree sexual assault,
two counts first sexual assault. He previously faced nine felony
charges before they were reduced as part of this plea
(07:47):
deal to eighty five to one hundred and twenty years
in prison.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
That was his plea deal.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Wow, damn.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah, I don't think he's gonna fare very well in prison,
you know what I'm saying. Those guys never.
Speaker 3 (08:01):
I mean, that's kind of a similar premise to uh,
never been kissed with Droop anymore, except hers was. I
don't think they crossed that line. M I think she
kissed a high school boy but didn't.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
Yeah, well, it's definite if a girl does it.
Speaker 3 (08:17):
Oh absolutely, It's like sleeping with the teacher. Yeah you
get you get high five for that, right, right, guy
could sleep with the not anymore girl teacher.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
In trouble, forty six year old guy Sean Johnson used
to a pickup truck in Wisconsin and apparently right on
the Illinois border where he's still it. And the reason
he picked that particular truck, that's why it's in the news.
He told police that he was on drugs. He decided
to try the door because he saw a bag of
Frito's sitting on the seat of the truck.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
Oh so tempting, and the.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Drug was open, the keys were in it, the Fredos
were there, So he ate the bag of Frido's and
took go.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
I mean, do you blame him?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
Fritos are so delicious, So he used the truck to
drive through a church where he broke into several other vehicles,
stole somebody's wallet was.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Four hundred bucks inside of it.
Speaker 3 (09:16):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
He used a credit card buy stuff a Walgreen's family
daughter's store McDonald's. He admitted everything once police showed a
security footage of him caught on video.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
It's all on these days, Yeah, he's happy.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Back in June, details just came out ahead of his trial.
He's facing charge of Berkley identity, theft, possession of a
stolen vega of vehicle, and consustion of a back of Frito's.
H that's freaking hilarious, all right. Earlier this month, fifty
eight year old woman, Canada, her name is Wendy Washing.
(09:51):
She was outside played with some neighborhood kids in the
backyard because they were all having a barbecue. So a
few neighbors got kids over. Everybody's doing the barbecue, all right,
sounds fun, that's the seting. Well, kids spraying each other
with a water gun.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
It happens all.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
The time, right. Well, she picked up a water gun
to get in the action too.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
All right, you think, all right, but she's got a
it's a super soaker too, because it says quote punk
style water gun.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
Okay, yeah, good high pressure.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah man.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
And she uh, she apparently uh didn't exactly know how
the water gun worked. She said, it's not like the
water guns I used to play with my age. She
accidentally was spraying the kids, but she sprayed the neighbor
in the yard across from her. So three feet away,
there's the fence the neighbors on the other side. She
(10:43):
sprays the kids, goes over the fence, gets the neighbor.
Speaker 3 (10:47):
He wasn't invited to the party, doesn't.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Nope, and the guy flipped out about it. He called
the cops on her, called the cops. Yeah, the cops
came and she was charged with assault with a weapon.
Now come on, yeah, she says, the whole thing is
very upsetting. You think. Uh, she cried herself to sleep
(11:12):
that night. She's even been put on leave at work.
Come on, she's been put on leave at work.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Relaxed, lady, are distressed?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Yeah, come on, Yes, it was an overreaction on the
neighbor's part, but yet to leave work.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Come on. Anyway, she works.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
As an educational assistant. Wow, this says she can't go
back to work until the case cleared up. People in
the neighborhood say that this neighbor is a dou shock It. Actually,
the story says Jerk, I'm just subbing duch shocking in.
He's been very problematic. Apparently he calls the cops repeatedly
on very minor issues, while the cops just rest him.
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Oh he's one of those guys. He's a male Karen
you know in Canada where they're supposedly all very nice
and ploite except for this one.
Speaker 2 (11:57):
Yeah. Yeah, she's duing court September twenty four. So see
what I mean. The judge is gonna be like, ah, like, looks.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
What was Itram Dose Braham, go back home.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
You're fine. I here's the most Jack Dempe story of mom.
Her name is Christina.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
Jo Joseph Moovic nailed it, Joseph perfect perfect anyway.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Her husband, Thomas admitted to killing her.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Oh how dare you Thomas? She is a model. She's
Miss Switzerland finalist who.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Allegedly was murdered by her husband.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Now this saysn't the story that he admitted that he
strangled her, he dismembered her, he put her remains through
a handheld blender.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
Oh oh, it's a handheld one. Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Her husband, the father of her two children, right, named
only Thomas in the story, admitted doing all this in March.
He claims he was acting in self defense.
Speaker 2 (13:07):
He blended her. Y'all blended her.
Speaker 3 (13:12):
Yeah, the the chokinger might have been all right, But
everything past that, I think you're crossing the line there.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
A post mortem included the everybody had been dismembered by
a jigsaw knife and garden shears in the laundry room
of a couple's home.
Speaker 3 (13:31):
Oh gardens huh.
Speaker 1 (13:33):
Her remains were then liquefied with a handheld blender and
then dissolved in a chemical solution. This dude, this is
all his self defense. I think he's really mad. Man. Like,
it's one thing to, you know, be in a fight
with somebody and strangle him. It's another thing to cut
him up with some saw, you know, liquefied him in
a blender and then put him in another chemical solution. Like,
(13:55):
you're dude, you're mad as hell, right right. He was
detained by authorities the day after initially tote investigators that
he had dismembered her in a panic after discovering her dad.
He later claimed that he had to kill her in
self defense and she came to him with a knife
(14:18):
and he spoke with a total and.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Complete lack of empathy. Yeah. I feel like this dude
is gonna do some time for this one. Yeah, he
blended her. Look, anytime a blender.
Speaker 1 (14:31):
Is involved in the equation, you can pretty much just
put it to rest. There was no there was no
love loss, there there was no self defense.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
There was no Yeah. Man, this guy had it out.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
With the blender. You're much better going for the insanity defense.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Yeah versus self defense.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:49):
Look, man, I just found her dead, so I chopped
her up, blended her, and what Yeah, I don't think
that stands up in court.
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