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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KVPI and your show time for
stupid Stories. Stot y'all saw stop. Yeah you are. Stupid
stories brought to you by Good Guys.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Car Show coming up September sixth through eight up at
the Ram, cool Man.
Speaker 1 (00:16):
We'll be up there for that one for sure. Uh.
A person accidentally texted a police officer in Mississippi asking
to quote smoke a little. Initially, the officer played long
before texting back a selfie with his badge, WHOA, my.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Bad, my bad, cigarettes cigarettes.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
We're just gonna go damn. Police in Michigan in arrested
four teenagers and an adult who attempted to steal six
dodds the rangos from business on Monday. Here's the problem.
They didn't know how to ram the gate.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Oh is that the one we saw the picture from here?
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Yeah, it looked like it looked like oh, the guy
looked like it was a reinforced gate because they tried
to ram it. Two dodds and wrangles were jacked up.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
Right, props. Whoever made that gate?
Speaker 1 (01:02):
It's like wow, But yeah, I guess what all the
teenagers like fifteen through eighteen, they're like, you know, kids
like fifteen they were. They're fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, and one
of them were when of them was nineteen? Come on, man,
and it was like four in the morning, Like four
in the morning. You know where your fifteen year old is? Jesus. So,
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the world's oldest person has died in Spain at age
one hundred and seventeen. Oh you say, oh, like it
was some tragic deal. Why wouldn't you cause of death? Man?
Night fight outside of a biker bar. That's rough, man.
Understand what's she doing? The former second oldest person's wonderful questioning?
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It does take the American to make her Yeah, she's
ranked thirtieth. That's a bad list to be on. The
higher you get up on that list, you know, right, Oh,
do you really want to be number one on that list?
I don't think so. So. The price of a bar
of gold is worth a million dollars for the first
time ever, which is insane to think about.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
And this is the traditional what we see in the
movies bar of gold, right.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
I've seen those before. The brick, Yeah, the big brick
of gold. My buddy who I went to high school with,
was hired by a bank to take care of this.
This This is a crazy story. He was hired by
a bank because this multi multi millionaire dude, he went
into the bank, like you know, back in I think
it was like the eighties and said, look, I'm having
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a little botomy. I'm gonna give every one of my
assets to the bank. I just want somebody to take
care of me. So he was in charge of taking
care of this guy. The bank hired him take care
of this guy. In the inventory, everything in like his
thirty six bedroom mansion in Kentucky.
Speaker 2 (02:51):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
And he had bags of diamonds, like big ass huge
gold bars. Like. We went to see him one time
when I went back to Kentucky, you know when I
lived out here, and he showed me he was living
above the garage, which the garage held something like nineteen cars. Oh,
he had like a you know, eight bedroom apartment on
top of the garage. The house was like, you know,
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I had bowling alley in the bottom of it. It
used to be a dance hall had. I mean, it's
like four stories. It's crazy. Had the the big like
formal fireplaces all throughout the house, all kinds of artwork,
and he's like, look at this stuff. I got an
inventory and he had like a stack of gold bars,
like eighteen nineteen twenty of them, just big old go like,
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there's a million dollars. Now this was, you know, fifteen
twenty years ago, but it was nuts. I couldn't believe it.
I was like, what a bag of diamonds? Like you
don't tell me a few of those went missing like
some of you seen the movies, like you know those
coinbags like that, but full of diamonds, all kinds of paint.
It was nutsman, crazy, But yeah, dollars, million dollars a
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go bar? How do you cast that in? Though? Whittle
off a chunk of this on buy that car?
Speaker 2 (04:08):
Weird.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
Seventy three percent of insured drivers prefer to pay out
of pocket rather than filing insurance claims.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Now, wow, really it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Huhh. That says a lot. Alaska Airlines says it's proposed
merger with Hawaiian Airlines has cleared a regulatory obstacle, so
that's gonna be interesting. Wow, alask Airlines and Hawaiian Airlines. Uh,
talk about the eyeballs. Buffalo Wild Wing's releasing a bacon
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flavored sauce as part of its bacon centric menu for
football season.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
Hell yeah, bacon flavored wings. Huh, I'm down a shot.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Fertili you eate in the United States has reached a
record low, Nick Cannon, your country needs you. Thirty six
flights were canceled and two hundred one flights were delayed
at a Japanese airport over the weekend. Why because a
pair of scissors went missing in a store located where
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the gates are.
Speaker 2 (05:12):
Oh wow, that's serious.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Huh No, it's not. That's what it's serious. I mean,
a pair of scissors went missing, so you gotta cancel
thirty six flights, delay two hundred over two hundred flights.
Authorities were desperately trying to find these scissors, while passengers
were forced to go back through security again. They had
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to come off the plane, go through security. Everybody in
that terminal had to go out and come back in.
And here's the sad part. It's weird too, because if
the plane was to put like a string around everybody,
see what happened. You had the scissors, I know. Airport
officials said the problem was quote insufficient storage and management
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systems at the store. Because they found the scissors the
next day at the same store, they were missing from
Can you believe that thirty six flights delayed?
Speaker 2 (06:13):
Like, oh it's under this cleaning.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Thirty six flights canceled, two hundred and one flights delayed
over a pair of scissors that really weren't even missing.
Oh my god, I'd be furious, all right. This main
man faces multiple charges as the police said he attacked
a fifteen year old over a prior drug deal. Ryan
Joker was arrested on Sunday. It's funny investigator said they
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developed information that suggested that Ryan was selling large quantities
of marijuana out of his home and that his customer
base included a bunch of local kids were slinging for him.
So this is the dude that gives the marijuana to
the teenagers to sling And when you see a picture
of this moron, yeah, he's that guy. He is definitely
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that dude.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I'm sure all the neighbors are like, why are all
these teenage kids going over this dude's house.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
Fifteen year old boy told police Sunday that he was
walking with Ryan. Ryan approached him to the car, got
out of the vehicle, threatened him, and then took his shoes,
his sweatshirt, and his cell phone and drove off, but
he said The teenager went on to tell them that
Ryan circle back to a few minutes later, exit the
card assaulted it. According to the teenage of the incident
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stem from a past drug trafficking transaction where the kid
didn't give him all the money for the marijuana. So
Ryan was arrested and charged with robbery theft of the assault.
They found twenty pounds in marijuana at his house. Oh wow, damn.
And this dude, he's got a full on good looking beard.
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But he's got like a mostly bald head. But he's
got like his hair braided and tied up in like
some weird over the top of your head man bun thing.
But its braids looks stupid.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
To be clear, this isn't like a nineteen twenty twenty
one year old selling to fifteen year olds. This forty yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
He deserves to be thrown in for a while, all right.
Cocaine sharks are swimming off the coast of Florida. Florida
beaches made the headlines that passed. There's a huge volume
of cocaine that frequently washes up on the shores. These
instances are a result of drug traffickers from Central and
South America who attempt to smuggle cocaine and other narcotics
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in the United States. Many of these traffickers uh travel
via boat and the aircraft. They drop bales of cocaine
in the water to evade detection by law enforcement or
pass the drugs along the fellow traffickers who are waiting
in the water with boats. Well, sometimes you've seen in
you know stories where that that loot of drug and
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you know, drugs or whatever cocaine it gets, you know,
gets caught up at a current and next thing, you know,
it ends up in some you know, family beach in
Panama or something. While many of these packages maybe stop
before they do any damage, they're still risk of environmental concerns, namely,
here we go cocaine sharks. Cocaine sharks done, cocaine shark done.
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I mean, I don't know about you, guys, that seems
kind of inviting. I I won't go see cocaine sharks anyway.
During Discoveries Shark Week last year, researchers took a look
at the coastline of Florida to determine whether these bells
of cocaine could be having an adverse effect on sharks
in the area. Well, maybe you should ask the sharks
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if it's adverse. Maybe they get a lot done while
they're all hopped up on.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
Cokes a party in Miami.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Yeah, their surfing with the surfers bro Anyway. One of
the researchers behind that project was doctor Tracy Fanera uh
and as part of the project, her another researchers dropped
packages they looked similar to cocaine bells into the water
and they just wanted to monitor to find out whether
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sharks are willing to take a nibble, and nibble they did.
They tore into all of them. Really, Yeah, Fanera told
the News said, it's very possible that sharks and cocaine interact. Well, yeah, but.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Now you're gonna have some pissed off sharks because they
thought they were getting cocaine and they didn't.
Speaker 1 (10:38):
Right. They did this experiment because Brazil It looks like
Brazilian signed this. Yeah, recently tested thirteen sharks when their
corpses washed the shore. They tested positive. Every single shark
off the Brazilian coast tested positive for cocaine. Wow, dude,
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they didn't wash you up as sure. They were high
in cocing with the wrong direction. They're like, oh, we
can walk on land. We're cocaine sharks. Cocaine sharks, man,
that's pretty next level.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Do they make shark sushi?
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I don't. I don't think so.
Speaker 2 (11:22):
I don't know. If you got a cocaine shark may
not be tasty, but do.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
You snort it or eat it?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
It's like an.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
It takes a little bit of kick in, like all right,
And lastly, what a crazy story this is. Imagine I
imagine you go through all this work just to simply
tarnish somebody's name, like this man was he was making flyers,
he was actually making pizza, and he was going through
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the trouble of dropping these flyers and this pizza and
this stuff off at hotel. It's crazy story. To fifty
five year o Minna, Florida. His name Jose Alvarez. He's
facing a felony charge because he was caught and this
is his charge, impersonating a pizzeria.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
A pizzeria.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Yes, Jose had a very elaborate, kind of bizarre scheme.
He would go to the different hotels. He would distribute
fake flyers, pretending to be some local pizzeria. Only he
would have his phone number on the flyers. He would
get phone calls, he would take their orders. In some
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cases he would make pizzas, although very bad, he always
made pizzas back. In some cases he just would put
doe in a box and drop it off, but he
would he would deliver them. He would go through all
the trouble taking a phone call, well back up a stud,
make the flyer drop out, the flyers in hotel rooms,
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take the orders that come from those flyers, make as
bad of a pizza as possible, and then go through
the trouble of dropping off the pizzas like delivering them.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
Presumably he got paid along the way, maybe a tip
er here or.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
There, only to tarnish the other places name and reputation.
Jose did this not for a couple of months, He
did this for years, for years before the real pizzeria
finally realize what was actually happening and got police helped
track him down. So they've been getting strange complaints for
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you know, a couple of years, and they've been geting
bad reviews off and.
Speaker 2 (13:39):
On, bad Yelp reviews from this.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
Yeah, but they can figure out what was going on
because there's always hotels, and they never delivered hotels. So
you imagine the if you're this pizza aria, You're like,
what in the world is going on?
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Somebody's just doing fake reviews on us?
Speaker 1 (13:58):
How bad do you hate a place to go through
all that trouble, Like, that's a lot of work.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
It is. But as far as pranks go, I applaud
this guy. That's some good planning there, dude.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I mean I applaud the effort as well. That's some
serious effort just for a bad reputation. Isn't that Like
the people were getting their money back or whatever. He
just wanted to give him a bad reputation. Like, that's
a lot of work man, for a bad reputation.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm sure he went out bought pizza boxes.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Yeah. He was charged with organized scheme to the fraud
alone with an aggravated battery chargers or fleeting from the
tail staff. And apparently he tried to hit a STAB
member with his vehicle when he ran. So, I mean,
when the plan was finally foiled after years, he got
imagine he was like, I'll get out of here. I
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can't believe they got me.
Speaker 2 (14:51):
But after years of delivering flyers, they had to have
assumed that he was just just the big guy. He
comes by with boxes, you know, the new STAB members do.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
You don't want that pizza man a pizza bad. He
makes terrible pieceas. But look, that's why he call the
stupid stories. Who knows why he did that, but man,
is that stupid.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Wow kind of makes me want to print up some
flyers and just go leave him around in those little
little shelves with all the here's what's to do around
town things?
Speaker 1 (15:19):
I mean, look, I oftentimes take business cards the people
I don't like and distribute to him if I ever
hit a car in a parking lot. But but that's rare.
It's few and far in between.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like, I want a flyer that says, hey, come check
out our beautiful Jefferson County Prison, right,