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September 9, 2024 13 mins
Man Mails himself to his Ex-Girlfriends house to get his stuff back.  Also, don't keep your guns in the Oven.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One nine KBP I Andy your show time for stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all, all stop.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Look man, we've been away for a week. Look scoops
trigger finger. Man, it's just not muscle memories of thing.
It's a real thing. And all those buttons are in
the same spot. They're, man, just a little bit off
to you. Look, you'll get it back on the par rusty.
It's a little rusty in here today, So relax.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
It's not the first thing I've screwed up this morning,
and it definitely won't be the last.

Speaker 3 (00:29):
Yeah, So get ready for more Monday. All right, let's
get in to it.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Something new to worry about.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Obviously you probably know about the while first three of
them here in Colorado this summer lone. But apparently this
new one has been blamed on a flaming bird carcass.
Oh yeah, I feel like if there's a fire created
by a flaming bird carcass, you know it was just
gonna happen at that point, right, That's God's way of saying,

(00:58):
there's gonna be a fire, we need to clean up
this are you're here, Let's start with a flaming bird carcass. Uh. Yeah,
Apparently happened. I guess when they're electrocuted about power lines,
they just go boom.

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh, okay, I get you.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
And then look at it's a it's a bird. It's
plain no, no, it's it's a flaming bird. Somebody in
Arizona sneezed in the.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Shower, and if something happened, because it wouldn't make stupid
stories if you just sneezed in the.

Speaker 3 (01:27):
Shower, and and it's take this he was that movie?
And uh, all right, somebody in Arizona sneeze in the
shower and a piece of a lego they've been lodged
in their nose for more than twenty five years, flew.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Out twenty five years.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
How are you gonna have.

Speaker 3 (01:50):
A lego lodging your damn nose for twenty five years?
Sneeze in the shower to come flying out?

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Come on?

Speaker 3 (01:56):
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What what.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
They ring test that lego? I know it's twenty five
years carbon dating on that thing.

Speaker 1 (02:10):
I want to know what shape piece it is now.

Speaker 3 (02:12):
Legos two thousand. Uh yeah, I'm interested to find out too.
But that's so I got in the story. This can't
be good. Scientists have discovered that a common food I
found in Dorito's it turns a living mouse's skin transparent.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Oh, I'm gonna.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Go out on a hunch here. I'm gonna say that's
probably not good. But probably as far as what's good
for you and what's not. Anything that did makes your
skin transparent, I'm gonna put under not good.

Speaker 1 (02:43):
I was watching a little video about this and the
girl was like, I would show you what it looks like,
but basically, when your skin is transparent, all you see
underneath it is the blood and the muscles and stuff.
So it just looked like a bloody mouse. And they
were like, if we post this up, the Facebook algorithm
will boot it out, thinking it's a gory nouse scene.

Speaker 3 (03:03):
Whoa so Doritos, Doritos just saying well, Kamala Harris picking
up with this story. Peanut butter and jelly emin ms
are expected launch soon. Peanut butter and jelly eminem's. That's
different sure, hmm, Well they have different jellies. Yeah, apparently apparently. Yeah,

(03:27):
can imagine a strawberry blueberry peanut butter. That sounds delicious.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Actually, peanut butter and strawberry jelly m and MS.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
I kind of want to try those, Man at least
you make getting fat easy, all right, So this is
kind of wild. Vice principal in Florida reported out of
a job after she not only feed a report of
class bra or a classroom bra but it happened between
a teacher and a student, but also instructed another student

(03:56):
who recorded the incident to delete the choke hold portion
of that. I feel like this is it's almost like
a usc match going on. So it happened in the
middle of January, initially resulted in the march arrested with
thirty nine year old teacher Bernie Leverett, who went on
to resign from his job for quote restricting the student's

(04:18):
ability to breathe.

Speaker 1 (04:22):
That's an official charge.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
That quote one more time, here we go, quote restricting
the student's ability to breathe. Look, there's a few things
that are wishy washing on whether or not you should
get fired.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
However, restricting the student's ability to.

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Breathe probably again goes under one of those things that yeah, yeah, look,
we're gonna have to let you go on that one.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
Oh, I was just teaching him a lesson. You ever
grow up with a teacher like that.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
That restricted people's abilities to breathe?

Speaker 3 (04:54):
Now a little overreacting on the disciplined part of the program.
Not that ever, we got this big ass, buff dude man.
He was a former NFL player. I think, uh, mister
Hogan her something like that, big dude man. But he uh,
he played, I want to say, for Green Bay for
a minute or at least was on the practice squad

(05:16):
for a.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Year or two. But he was yoked.

Speaker 3 (05:19):
He got a little too hands on with a couple
of the uh yeah, the freshman so they had a
football team mixed out. He was one of the football
coaches and some of the students would rise him a
little bit, and yeah, he got a little too uh
pushing chovy for that, and.

Speaker 2 (05:35):
They let him go.

Speaker 3 (05:36):
Uh. Anyway, what happened made this one a little more interesting.
This uh to Shishka, I'm sure I pronounced that right.
She's the vice principal who reportedly now no longer employed
by the district. She hasn't been on school grounds since
the investigation. She's now accused of knowing about the classroom
fight but failing to report it. A thirty degree fellnalty

(05:59):
with for a mandatory reporter who does not report chat
abuse to the Department of Children and families of law enforcement.
She also instructed another teacher or another student who had
video of the teacher restricting the air of the ability
to pre aka choking, Yeah yeah, choking them out.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
She asked that student to delete the video. Ooh yeah,
you can't do that.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
That's evidence tampering there. But that's by your assistant principal.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
I would expect a little more, you know, I would
expect a little more.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
That just seems like one of those red flag phrases
anytime you hear it. Can you delete that video?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
Right?

Speaker 3 (06:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (06:45):
Oh uh, all that video the teacher choking, Can you
delete that for me?

Speaker 2 (06:50):
Could you just?

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Yeah, wife, that claim we don't need to see that
signs you should be sharing a video. Yeah yeah, the
principal asked you to delete it. Thirty three ye old
man was sends the four months in jail for stalking.
I'm actually surprised he didn't get more than four months.
Listen to what this clown did. He showed up at
his exes home. But he didn't just walk through the

(07:12):
front door. He didn't ring the doorbell. He shipped himself there.
Make sure he shipped himself there inside a freaking box
to her address. Now it's kind of wild, but he
emerged from the box. He threatened with a gun, and

(07:33):
he took off with the keys to the place. The
man told the judge having himself delivered in a box
was quote the.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Only way to get in and give him stuff back.

Speaker 1 (07:44):
Oh, he's trying to get a stuff back, gotcha.

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Yeah, the woman put a camera in her home after
the boxing and theck you imagine the Trojan horse. He
got some big ass boxes being delivered your garage or something.
You give him the key, and all of a sudden,
a human being, your ex pops out of the box.

Speaker 1 (08:00):
I mean, if it's a box, it's big enough to
hold a person. It's probably gonna weigh roughly one hundred
and fifty plus pounds, depending on how big this dude was. Yeah,
but she brought it all the way in the house
before she opened it.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
The garage had the Amazon Garage service whatever. Oh okay,
so he had to ship there. PLoP.

Speaker 3 (08:17):
As soon as he knows he's dropped down in the box,
he pops out of it, walks in the garage door
because you know, obviously she goes in that way through
a you know, something in a car like a remote
in a car and starts getting stuff back.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
He apparently went back to her house three times.

Speaker 3 (08:32):
Oh the last time he was gott The man claims
he had permissions for the visits. The judge is like, yeah,
I don't think so. So he had an additional jail time.
The judge, Yeah, he granted a woman a three years
straining order.

Speaker 2 (08:46):
You think dude mails himself there?

Speaker 1 (08:50):
So uh ups, United States Postal Service FEDAX. How do
you do it?

Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't know what, I don't know, doesn't say but
he says it, just says it got delivered to her
to her garage.

Speaker 1 (09:05):
So I don't know, because I'm pretty sure all three
of those places, if they knew there was a person
inside the box, they would totally flagg it. So this
guy just sat totally still while being.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Probably gonna box taped to a pallette right out of
pocket knife. Okay, yeah, and as soon as it gets dropped,
because they have those type of services heavy freight or
whatever you would call it, to.

Speaker 1 (09:24):
Cut a couple eye holes in there so you can
see what's going.

Speaker 3 (09:26):
Sure, perforated, but once you get sit down right, I'm
sure he can find.

Speaker 1 (09:33):
Out some sort of same day service.

Speaker 3 (09:35):
Yeah, and he cuts his way out and gets his
stuff back.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
I mean, pretty bad ass for that elaborate plan.

Speaker 1 (09:43):
Sure, some tells me he didn't get much stuff back there.

Speaker 3 (09:49):
I feel like that's just amazing to hack that plan,
to be like, all right, this is what I'm gonna do.
Like that's something else, and I don't care if it's
cross town, that's still something else. Man, Like you just
call FATEX, like I got a heavy freight package pick
up when they gonna be here.

Speaker 2 (10:04):
All right.

Speaker 3 (10:04):
Then you show yourself in a box and you don't
have a buddy tape it up.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (10:09):
I think maybe you deliver yourself. You just cut some
holes in the bottom of the box and you just
sort of reverse ports probably ate yourself. You just go
PLoP yourself down on the thing and wait for her
to drag you in.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
You got like a little five gown bugget.

Speaker 3 (10:24):
You're completely wrapped in a cellophane, like it's an orkl
tube by the top of a bunch of cellophane.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
I think there might be some well your mare, come
look at this.

Speaker 3 (10:39):
Fire Officials in Virginia were called to a home in
Richmond area, Well, a home on a reporter that the
oven had exploded.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
Oohn, what wa'ts your mercy?

Speaker 3 (10:50):
Shoot, ma'am, my oven exploded? Say what, Yeah, the oven exploded.
When firefights showed up, they found the oven. Well you
know what, it had exploded. Oh yeah, it wasn't ing. Yep,
it had exploded.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Man.

Speaker 3 (11:05):
That was because there was a handgun inside and they
turned the oven on to preheat it with a loaded
gun in there. So yeah, five rounds went up into
the oven. Woo wild West in that kitchen. I wonder
what timp it was. That'd be a good test, man,
if you had like a longs extension cord, you know,

(11:27):
I took it up to a an oven with a
twenty two inside, something a little a little easier.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
They won't get out do as much damage.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
I mean, really, don't. You don't need to put them
in the gun even, do you. You can just put
a box of AMMO in there and yeah, see what
kind of fireworks happens, right, because you know, some angry popcorn.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
One of the rounds went through the front glass. Didn't
say why the gun was in the oven. I'll tell
you why, because somebody is stupid. In the official post
on Facebook, fire officials share this in Genius Life Hack.
When you place any item in the oven, it's easy
to forget us there they you want to say, which

(12:09):
can lead to a fire or something worse when you
turn on period. You should also make sure to probably
store your firearms. Keep them somewhere secure, like a gun safe,
not the oven.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
In case you're wondering what temperature it would take, Yeah,
what's it? Roughly four hundred degrees fahrenheit. Okay, standard tips
of bullets will begin to melt and deform between two
fifty and three point fifty, but about four hundred they're
just gonna go off.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Wow, all right, I feel like, uh, yeah, you're pre eating.
I don't know a pizza. Send a pizza just if
hey fhistis I know?

Speaker 2 (12:47):
Go four yep.

Speaker 1 (12:49):
Party pizzas four twenty five, four to fifty somewhere in there.

Speaker 3 (12:52):
Oh man, watch out, guns blaze the next door. But
that happens a lot of trader parks. Is that perpetuating
a stereotype?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
Probably?

Speaker 1 (13:04):
It also says that frequent cycling between hot and cold
temperatures can cause it to deteriorate faster. So uh, don't
store bullets in an attic.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
They say, oh, okay, reother good note. All right, just
you know, ABU, what do you store your AMMO? Probably
gun safe, closet. I store mine and you're not gonna know. Garage,
maybe Yagama pretty cool, I get almost have pretty good

(13:34):
as far as that to read to the kids.

Speaker 2 (13:36):
Okay, long shot, So.

Speaker 1 (13:38):
I think a gun safe is probably your number one answer.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Yeah,
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