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September 23, 2024 • 13 mins
Man reports a Broken window and a Missing cardboard box with a Million dollars in it.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories stop?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Yeah all stop? Yeah you are the stories brought you buy. Uh.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
The Comedy Works Kevin Smith is gonna be showing up
there Friday November twenty second and Saturday November twenty third.
I thought i'd let you know because tickets are now
on sale, and I would imagine those are going to
go fast. But you can pick those Upcomedyworks dot com.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, so today is Redhead Appreciation Day. Oh so you
redheads out there, Scoop can consider yourself redhead?

Speaker 1 (00:34):
No, uh, strawberry blonde is kind of what I go.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Okay, well, look, if you're having a dye your hair red,
does that make you transgendered? Ginger? Get it ginger? Okay,
shut up. Microsoft is gonna open three Mile Island to
apparently power AI technology. So three Mile Island about the reopen,
and I guess that's one of the ways that they're

(00:58):
keeping it cool.

Speaker 1 (00:59):
That's a big nuclear plant, right, yes, okay, that's what
we need.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Right hey, locals, give the decision three thumbs up.

Speaker 1 (01:09):
How are we going to stop AI? We're gonna have
to bring down three Mile Island?

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Sounds great, it's an awesome plan. I love it, love it,
greatest plan ever. The w NBA playoffs have a gun tonight.
There's a tennis matchup between who cares and Where's Kaitlyn Clark.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
It's an interesting stat on that the tickets for the
Caitlin Clark game in past w NBA finals, you could
have bought all the tickets, like, bought a ticket for
every game in the playoffs for what they're charging for
one ticket tonight.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Shut up.

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Yeah, wait, you could. You could have bought You could
have gone to every playoff playoff.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Game last year for the price of a single Caitlan
Clark ticket, right, shut up?

Speaker 1 (01:54):
Like tickets last year, we're going for like fourteen dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Like wow, I think girls hate on her. Look what
she's done to that league. Holy crap. An industry group
representing the eight largest movie theater chains has announced a
two point two billion dollar renovation plan. Do you guys
hear about this? So they want to add things like arcade,

(02:17):
uh you know, bowling alleys tag. They want to make
movie theaters like daven Busters on steroids.

Speaker 1 (02:27):
Dave Busters with some screens at it. Yeah, I could
see that they need something to give them a shot
in the arm. I don't know if that's it, but
they need something to They.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Want it to be like, you know, completely interactive, and
you know all the new games and from video games,
but also the experienced games, the laser tags of bowling,
the you know all that stuff. So is that gonna
be what just mega complexes?

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I guess yeah, right right, you know, I could to
only see them putting some you know, virtual reality in
some of the smaller rooms and.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
Yeah, yeah, my kids go to watch a movie, parents
can do whatever, vice versas. I get it. It seems wild, though,
because they do really become stale if you just expect
something else besides just walking into the movie and ow right,
if they can make it a you know, all right,

(03:21):
you guys do this. We're gonna go, right, go karts
or play laser tag or video games or whatever.

Speaker 1 (03:26):
I can see it Boon Docks with a theater attached
to it.

Speaker 2 (03:29):
Sure, yeah, we went to Boont Docks on Sunday. Well,
they went the Boon Docks. A wonder man got tear
gas and run over by police, I guess a police robot.
During the standoff in Texas last week, Scandinavian Airlines said
one of its flights had to make an emergency landing
after a live mouse was found in a passenger's meal.

Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh it's still alive.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
Uh huh.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
That was this a meal they served on the.

Speaker 2 (04:00):
I don't know, just set a passengers meal ouse.

Speaker 1 (04:07):
If he brought his own sack lunch and the mouse
is there, that's his, that's his fault.

Speaker 2 (04:11):
I saw a big gass rat this morning, Like I
never see rats like, you know, per se. I'll see
the casional field bounce that where I live, you know,
a little tiny thing. But this morning on the exit
ramp of I twenty five northbound on Bellevue, big gass
rat come rolling down the sidewalk like.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Oh damn.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
I was like, Holy God, Like.

Speaker 1 (04:33):
You have to spot from outside the car in the
morning in the dark.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, man, he was. He was healthy. Cards Against Humanity
sued SpaceX yesterday for allegedly taking over a plot of
land on the US Mexico border that they bought in
twenty seventeen. Right, what is that about.

Speaker 1 (04:56):
They used to do all these sort of gimmicky things
where they were trying to dig the world's biggest hole
or something something along those lines. So they bought plots
of property all over. I'm not exactly sure what this
one is, but they always do some sort of gimmicky
thing around Christmas that people can invest in.

Speaker 2 (05:12):
SpaceX does no cards against humans, So why did SpaceX
get in trouble for occupying this land?

Speaker 1 (05:18):
Basically SpaceX was building stuff and while they were building
their stuff, they were putting, you know, all their construction
tools and vehicles and everything, just parking on their property.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
And you're parking on her spot in his barren piece
of dirt that you're not doing anything with our bad right, Yeah, okay,
it's like that. So California firefighter he was arrested on
Friday because he started five separate wildfires in California within
the last six weeks. Wow, what the you're a firefighter

(05:49):
for Christ's sake, dude?

Speaker 1 (05:50):
What creating on creating job security?

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Another fire chief in Louisiana was charged with a DWI
after crashing this pig mup truck into a fire hydrant. Ooh, man,
come on, I feel like that's a there's quite a
bit irony there. Oh the fire chiefs to got a
fire hydrant because he was drunk. Man, even like your job.

(06:16):
A previously unknown piece of music composed by Mozart has
been found in a library in Germany. Oh, just in
a book.

Speaker 1 (06:27):
What wow.

Speaker 2 (06:29):
Obviously not a very popular book. Somebody should have spotted
it before. Now.

Speaker 1 (06:34):
I'm sure they're gonna play it and be like, yeah,
that is the reason he never released that.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Police in Hudson County said the arrested the thirty year
old men Eques of purposely ramming his e bike into
a goose while riding at Waterfront Park a Colonel. September eleventh,
Hoboken Police was funding reports of an individual who intensely
struck a goose at five thirty uh and apparently the

(07:01):
suspect was identified as Andrew Mullen. Mullen was arrested taking
the police headquarters where it's charged with cruelty to animals
and receive the complaint summons for riding an e bike
on a walkway and hit the goose. Says details about
the incident we're not available, including whether the goose was
injured or not. But it looks like the goose is fine.

(07:24):
But yeah, he's the face charges tagged the goose with
his e bike.

Speaker 1 (07:29):
I feel like that could have been a warning.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
I've imagined there's some because if you don't know, geese
sometimes get crazy mean and they'll come at they'll come
right after you. I can imagine there's some geese that
are just like houlling ass after people on scooters or
e bikes or whatever, just like oh, yeah, well, if
you I'm coming to beat you out.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
There's plenty of geese on my walk route with Yoda
that'll be like, oh, this thing's way smaller than I am,
and they'll get their wings out.

Speaker 2 (08:00):
Yeah, messed with me, you will, I'm your hooker Berry.
A couple from northern California took their cat on a
camping tripped Yellowstone. Well, the cat ran off, but he
showed back up two months later at a shelter in Salinas, California,
eight hundred plus miles from where he went missing at

(08:23):
Nobody knows how he got there, but he's back home
saving sound. So wait, a couple in California to travel
all the way to Yellowstone. So okay, well, look here's
the reason that cat survived. They didn't have to go
through Ohio. The cat fun. A driver in Florida spoted

(08:45):
a dumpster with a white SUV on top of the dumpster,
so I could see if this was a Ford truck
and somebody just trying to throw away to Ford, like.

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Just tossing it that way.

Speaker 2 (08:57):
Somebody, don't threw away forward again.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
The dumpster take it away.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Yeah, man, no haul that thing away anyway. It looked
like it was a result of some sort of wild crash,
but it was, you know, somebody thrown away their suv.
But they talked to some construction workers who were building
the apartment complex on the property. They said the suv
was parked in their way. So they got somebody use

(09:21):
the forklift and placed the suv on the dumpster, as opposed.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
To just not in the way. Go put it there
where they possibly cannot remove this thing.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I think that's a great idea. I imagine when that
dude gets back, he's gonna be like, uh, a little
help here.

Speaker 1 (09:46):
I forgot my own forklift to get this off.

Speaker 2 (09:48):
Right, right, Hey, buddy with the forklift. Funniest thing right,
all right, So listen to this. If that wasn't suspicious,
this probably will be. Somebody in California had their car
broke into on Friday the thirteenth.

Speaker 1 (10:04):
Ooh.

Speaker 2 (10:05):
They parked out side of a school on the side
of the gym with the kid. When it came back
to the car, they saw that the passenger back window
had been shattered. Ooh, and when they looked in, Oh,
I was so excited and terrorized about what happened. In
the story, I sneezed. Anyway, we're getting composure. It's just

(10:31):
one sneeze. Weird. Anyway, he got back to his car,
noticed that the back passenger window was shattered, and he
looked inside and noticed that there was one thing missing.
One thing scoop, just a cardboard box that the owner
said contained a million dollars in cash. Oh, okay, say

(10:58):
what all right? I got a question.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Okay, who puts a.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
Million dollars in the cardboard box? Nobody? You don't put
a car a cardboard box. What do you put a
cardboard box? Trash? You don't put a million You put
it in a bag, a backpack. Love. I don't know.
One of the old school like computer like briefcase looking things,
you know where people have the combination things that hit
it with the thumb on the east side and you

(11:25):
hear that double lock, right, uh, one of those like something.
Put a cardboard box, like just a regular ass u
all cardboard box. I don't think so.

Speaker 1 (11:36):
I'm picturing like what we get the the reams of
paper in Yeah, probably like a better twenty four inch
by eight and a half inch eleven inches something like that.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I feel like the owner might be making this part up.
What about you.

Speaker 1 (11:52):
Got insurance fraud? Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
Maybe? Police say they also discovered a GPS device attached
to the car that the victim didn't seem to be
aware of. Oh, it's it's weird because that's all the
details is. There isn't a story. The cops are investigating
both the break in and the claim that there was

(12:15):
a million dollars cash inside, or both being investigated. This
guy has to have proof and or you know, receipts,
paper trail. Yeah, something with a million dollars in cash
right exposed, you know, or out there saying, hey, this
was indeed a box full of money.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Here's my withdrawal slip from First Bank says right here,
one million dollars. They put it in this box for me.

Speaker 2 (12:40):
In everything, when an envelope is just too small, you
ever had it with draw You can't get an envelope. No,
I've seen him put ten thousand dollars in envelopes, so
I'm like, yeah, that doesn't happen. A million in cash. Yeah,

(13:02):
we'll see if that one has a follow up the
next few days
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