June 6, 2023 • 13 mins
Man scrolls on his phone while walking down the Aisle. 82 Year old Man was given 25th Warning for selling drugs. And a 10 year old steals mom's car.
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(00:00):
One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories, y'all stupid
stories about you. Buy Tool comingto the Budweiser Events Center October third.
Tickets go on sale Friday. Toolsgonna be good with Budweiser Events Center.
It's even better. All right,let's get to it. There's new study
(00:22):
says that working men can avoid burnoutby getting married. And yes, the
approvement is based on a partner beingable to provide emotional support and keep those
hard working man going. Oh sothere you go, hashtag out row emoji.
Just uh being able to provide emotionalsupport, that's key. And if
(00:50):
you're already married, get married again, get a second wife. Uh yeah,
good luck with that, scoop.I know how long it took you
to get Julie and you're not evenmarried yet. So yeah, by the
time you actually land one, you'dbe too old to worry about it anyway.
There's a fifty four year old manin the UK who is so addicted
(01:12):
to cheese. He's been over seventythousand dollars on cheddar cheese just in the
last few years. This guy goesthrough two blocks of cheese a day.
Wow. This man has a poopsince nineteen ninety six. Damn, how
you eating amos cheese in a day? I mean, you don't lot of
(01:34):
cheese, but I'm not blocks perday. He's a very cheesy person.
Volks Wucking announced the return of themicrobus to the United States market. Oh
yeah, this time it's called theid Buzz and it's electric. Woman in
(01:56):
Tennessee allegedly paid ten thousand dollars inbitcoin on the dark web to hire a
hitman to kill the wife of aman she met on mask dot com.
What WHOA Okay, there's a lotgoing on right there. So the wife
of a man she met on maskdot com. It sounds like when they
(02:22):
met, apparently he was single.They went hiking a few times, but
then he moved on to somebody else. She didn't like that, and now
she's trying to She went to thatstupid hire a hitman site and can you
believe that? Like, again,somebody gets busted by the dumbest site in
the world, Like, how canyou fall for that? Again? A
(02:46):
quick Google search will tell you it'sfake, you moron? God? So
funny. Um. So, there'sa new survey found sixty one percent of
us are more afraid of running outof money in our old age than actually
dying itself. M yeah, butif you run out of money, you
(03:10):
die a lot faster, So youknow there's a point to it, all
right. T Mobile just add theseon to you know, the growing list
of companies doing idiotic and moronic things. Team Mobile are they still consider one
of the big three? I thinkso, T Mobile at and t Z
(03:30):
Yeah? Is that really the bigones? So? How crazy is this?
T Mobile is implemented a change thatwill well, it is definitely gonna
be frowned upon the bus customers.Um, it's crazy. They're gonna start
charging people that come in and paytheir bill in person. So apparently they
(03:54):
shared this company shared a document thatwas released in side. You know the
Team Mobile officer, what it issupposed to go outside the office. Well,
they playing on charging a five dollarsfee plus tax for making an in
store payment. Oh come on,how on earth are you going to charge
(04:16):
a customer for paying their bills andcall that anything but a money grab rip
off? Right? Wait, wait, I'm in your store paying your bill.
You're just gonna hit me with afive dollar additional plus tax additional charge.
That's crazy. Yeah, they're penalizingpeople that aren't doing automatic payment,
(04:40):
and you know that's not for everybody. Some people like to keep an eye
on their bills, right, They'retrying to go digital the whole way.
Come on, what a crazy Thatseems absurd, right, I bet there'll
be so much pushback they won't followthrough. I mean maybe, but man,
I'm interested how many people actually dopay their bills in person. But
(05:01):
I feel like they're penalizings and theguy that's already broke, yeah, yeah,
it's the guy that's got a lotof money that's like, oh,
yeah, go ahead, I don'thave to worry about my bill at the
end of the week. You atthe end of the month, you can
Yeah, I can cover this one. Dumb ask all right, m Last
weekend man robbed a cell phone topair store in South Florida. This dumb
(05:24):
dumb showed up with a cardboard boxon his head. He was seeing the
security cameras walking around with his boxon his head, smashing display cases,
stealing phones. But this is what'sweird. At one point he raised the
box like enough to show his face. Oh well, why would you do
that? You dummy. Well,police are able to use that image and
(05:46):
identify this guy as a thirty threeye old man. Oh, this is
why he's in there going crack.This guy's named Claude Claude huh yeah,
his name is Claude Griffin. Nowonder he's so mad his name was.
He's as angry at the world anyway. He was arrested later that day.
He was charged with grant that burglary, criminal, mister cocaine possession, resisting
(06:09):
to rest. This dude's sold nineteeniPhones a granted cash, granting cash.
I'm surprised that store has that muchcash on hand. Yeah right, it
seems like a lot for just acell phone or player store. Well,
look, t mobile store is notgonna have that much cash on hand because
they don't like cash bent. Allright, So this video has gone viral.
(06:31):
There's a couple walking down it lookslike they're walking back down the aisle.
Just have to get married, right, They're kind of on their way
out of the church. And whathappens normally in those scenarios, there's a
cast. They walk down the aisleand they get into a limo and take
off right right right, But youknow, people are throwing things, all
right, and you know, yeahladies and gentlemen, mister and missus blah
(06:55):
blah blah blah blah blah. Andthey walked down the WHOA everybody should well
this guy, this guy. Thebride, well, she's just beaming and
she's all like, yeah, I'mmarried, I'm married, smiling chat with
guests. The groom, will groom'sgot his head buried in his phone.
It looks like he's scrolling through Idon't know, photos or messages. The
(07:16):
woman noticed him looking at the phone, and she doesn't seem too bothered by
it. Oh the internet, boy, they blew up on a man.
That's the thing about the internet nowadays. They'll let you have it right.
They're the judge, they're the finalanswer on those so um, oh,
where's that this dude? Apparently there'shundreds of comments on it now, just
(07:39):
slamming the dude, just beating theguy up. Oh you can you imagine
oh being that guy. Oh.The only thing I could think is maybe
his family was taking pictures of thewedding and then tagging him. He got
a whole bunch of buzzes and he'slike, who's tagging me. Well,
the comment section got so ugly andso in ten on the original video,
(08:01):
it was actually taken down by afamily memory posted it. Oh no,
yeah, it looks like it lookslike nobody knows what for sure was happening.
But somebody claims that I've been there, says that this was not the
official walk down the aisle. Idon't know, but there were so many
(08:22):
comments slamming the dude. They tookthe video down. Dude is just paying
his T mobile bell. Honey,I couldn't do this in person. I
don't want to get charge extra.Was handling a business, all right.
There's German court says given an eightytwo old man one final quote, last
(08:43):
warning to avoid jail because he wasfound guilty of dealing drugs despite twenty four
previous convictions. They're gonna get himone more chance, one more one more
warning. So here's what's the problem. So this guy's are retired seamen and
apparently he wanted to improve his meagereight hundred and fifty five dollars monthly pension
(09:11):
by selling a little marijuana on theside. He got busted and apparently they
wanted to do impost this big court, like shoot in the jail for thirty
four months. Yeah, but itdoes said they'd make an exception and classify
this latest crime as a less seriousoffense. Did demand's particular circumstances and health
(09:33):
problems. So he's eighty two,he's got some health problems, he's living
on nothing for compensation for a pension. Eight hundred dollars a month doesn't go
very far. Yeah, especially wegot one bit. You probably take a
pill if you got bad medical shape, and it costs you a couple of
hundred bucks nowadays. Right, Sothis dude's out there is slinging marijuana,
(09:54):
trying to compensate, you know,on his lack of pension, and he
gets busted. Oh, by theway, I feel bad. This is
the type guy. You gotta setup a go Fundy page for it.
Right. Then let us know abouta d favorite Tuesday, all right,
and lastly, look, please releasea video this ten year old boy driving
his mom's stolen suv. This isawesome the clip thirty one second song.
(10:20):
And guess what ten year olds areas bad of drivers as you would expect,
right, take the average ten yearold and I feel like, well,
I feel like they drive holds Monica. The average ten year old boy
drives like the average thirty one yearold fem Anyway, the the suv is
(10:43):
seen swerving in that lanes, decelerating, accelerating, and apparently it's uh remember
I said the video is only thirtyone second song. It ended up gliding
alongside a guardrail. O boy comingto a halt. The footage at the
end of the video shows a childdriver opened the door and stepping out.
(11:05):
He's a little ten year old kid, uh, and having a oneund forty
in the morning. You imagine,oh, your ten year old boys stealing
your car. Oh does insurance coverthat? Because that's gonna be there is
(11:26):
gonna be some panel replacement there.That's a little pricey on nice suv.
Well, so the boy, thiskind of the boy who so he's ten,
he's under five feet tad. Hetold the cops that he'd taking his
mom's car and hopes to driving tosee her in Detroit. The boy apparently
(11:46):
had been staying at Relta's prior tostealing the van. Um. Well,
the boy is now facing Listen tothis, This boy's ten, and they're
hitting with single counts of unlaw fleetdriving away a motor vehicle, fourth degree
fleeing and they're getting for elooting police, like he's trying to run. Hey,
(12:11):
this is this So this is aten year old boy. You gotta
remember he's throwing a temper tantrum whenthey're trying to arrest him. So they're
getting them for fleeing and eloting police, assaulting and resisting or obstructing a police
officer. Damn, dude, they'rethrowing the book of this little ten year
(12:35):
old. Wow, he's only ten, but he's not gonna get a driver's
license, so he's probably twenty oneat this point. Wow, dude,
can you imagine all, Oh,you're resisting arrest. I'm ten. I
don't even know what resisting arrest is. I know you need to let go
of me a big bully. I'mguessing he just booked it down the highway
(12:56):
and they're like, ye, markthat down for resisting arrest. Right that
he's definitely alluding. I mean,a ten year old, he doesn't know,
you know, he's just throwing timbertantrum. Right, he's ten.
At ten, I'm playing in thecreek Man fourth grade, fifth grade at
best. Yeah,
One oh seven nine KBPI Andy yourshow time for stupid stories, y'all stupid
stories about you. Buy Tool comingto the Budweiser Events Center October third.
Tickets go on sale Friday. Toolsgonna be good with Budweiser Events Center.
It's even better. All right,let's get to it. There's new study
(00:22):
says that working men can avoid burnoutby getting married. And yes, the
approvement is based on a partner beingable to provide emotional support and keep those
hard working man going. Oh sothere you go, hashtag out row emoji.
Just uh being able to provide emotionalsupport, that's key. And if
(00:50):
you're already married, get married again, get a second wife. Uh yeah,
good luck with that, scoop.I know how long it took you
to get Julie and you're not evenmarried yet. So yeah, by the
time you actually land one, you'dbe too old to worry about it anyway.
There's a fifty four year old manin the UK who is so addicted
(01:12):
to cheese. He's been over seventythousand dollars on cheddar cheese just in the
last few years. This guy goesthrough two blocks of cheese a day.
Wow. This man has a poopsince nineteen ninety six. Damn, how
you eating amos cheese in a day? I mean, you don't lot of
(01:34):
cheese, but I'm not blocks perday. He's a very cheesy person.
Volks Wucking announced the return of themicrobus to the United States market. Oh
yeah, this time it's called theid Buzz and it's electric. Woman in
(01:56):
Tennessee allegedly paid ten thousand dollars inbitcoin on the dark web to hire a
hitman to kill the wife of aman she met on mask dot com.
What WHOA Okay, there's a lotgoing on right there. So the wife
of a man she met on maskdot com. It sounds like when they
(02:22):
met, apparently he was single.They went hiking a few times, but
then he moved on to somebody else. She didn't like that, and now
she's trying to She went to thatstupid hire a hitman site and can you
believe that? Like, again,somebody gets busted by the dumbest site in
the world, Like, how canyou fall for that? Again? A
(02:46):
quick Google search will tell you it'sfake, you moron? God? So
funny. Um. So, there'sa new survey found sixty one percent of
us are more afraid of running outof money in our old age than actually
dying itself. M yeah, butif you run out of money, you
(03:10):
die a lot faster, So youknow there's a point to it, all
right. T Mobile just add theseon to you know, the growing list
of companies doing idiotic and moronic things. Team Mobile are they still consider one
of the big three? I thinkso, T Mobile at and t Z
(03:30):
Yeah? Is that really the bigones? So? How crazy is this?
T Mobile is implemented a change thatwill well, it is definitely gonna
be frowned upon the bus customers.Um, it's crazy. They're gonna start
charging people that come in and paytheir bill in person. So apparently they
(03:54):
shared this company shared a document thatwas released in side. You know the
Team Mobile officer, what it issupposed to go outside the office. Well,
they playing on charging a five dollarsfee plus tax for making an in
store payment. Oh come on,how on earth are you going to charge
(04:16):
a customer for paying their bills andcall that anything but a money grab rip
off? Right? Wait, wait, I'm in your store paying your bill.
You're just gonna hit me with afive dollar additional plus tax additional charge.
That's crazy. Yeah, they're penalizingpeople that aren't doing automatic payment,
(04:40):
and you know that's not for everybody. Some people like to keep an eye
on their bills, right, They'retrying to go digital the whole way.
Come on, what a crazy Thatseems absurd, right, I bet there'll
be so much pushback they won't followthrough. I mean maybe, but man,
I'm interested how many people actually dopay their bills in person. But
(05:01):
I feel like they're penalizings and theguy that's already broke, yeah, yeah,
it's the guy that's got a lotof money that's like, oh,
yeah, go ahead, I don'thave to worry about my bill at the
end of the week. You atthe end of the month, you can
Yeah, I can cover this one. Dumb ask all right, m Last
weekend man robbed a cell phone topair store in South Florida. This dumb
(05:24):
dumb showed up with a cardboard boxon his head. He was seeing the
security cameras walking around with his boxon his head, smashing display cases,
stealing phones. But this is what'sweird. At one point he raised the
box like enough to show his face. Oh well, why would you do
that? You dummy. Well,police are able to use that image and
(05:46):
identify this guy as a thirty threeye old man. Oh, this is
why he's in there going crack.This guy's named Claude Claude huh yeah,
his name is Claude Griffin. Nowonder he's so mad his name was.
He's as angry at the world anyway. He was arrested later that day.
He was charged with grant that burglary, criminal, mister cocaine possession, resisting
(06:09):
to rest. This dude's sold nineteeniPhones a granted cash, granting cash.
I'm surprised that store has that muchcash on hand. Yeah right, it
seems like a lot for just acell phone or player store. Well,
look, t mobile store is notgonna have that much cash on hand because
they don't like cash bent. Allright, So this video has gone viral.
(06:31):
There's a couple walking down it lookslike they're walking back down the aisle.
Just have to get married, right, They're kind of on their way
out of the church. And whathappens normally in those scenarios, there's a
cast. They walk down the aisleand they get into a limo and take
off right right right, But youknow, people are throwing things, all
right, and you know, yeahladies and gentlemen, mister and missus blah
(06:55):
blah blah blah blah blah. Andthey walked down the WHOA everybody should well
this guy, this guy. Thebride, well, she's just beaming and
she's all like, yeah, I'mmarried, I'm married, smiling chat with
guests. The groom, will groom'sgot his head buried in his phone.
It looks like he's scrolling through Idon't know, photos or messages. The
(07:16):
woman noticed him looking at the phone, and she doesn't seem too bothered by
it. Oh the internet, boy, they blew up on a man.
That's the thing about the internet nowadays. They'll let you have it right.
They're the judge, they're the finalanswer on those so um, oh,
where's that this dude? Apparently there'shundreds of comments on it now, just
(07:39):
slamming the dude, just beating theguy up. Oh you can you imagine
oh being that guy. Oh.The only thing I could think is maybe
his family was taking pictures of thewedding and then tagging him. He got
a whole bunch of buzzes and he'slike, who's tagging me. Well,
the comment section got so ugly andso in ten on the original video,
(08:01):
it was actually taken down by afamily memory posted it. Oh no,
yeah, it looks like it lookslike nobody knows what for sure was happening.
But somebody claims that I've been there, says that this was not the
official walk down the aisle. Idon't know, but there were so many
(08:22):
comments slamming the dude. They tookthe video down. Dude is just paying
his T mobile bell. Honey,I couldn't do this in person. I
don't want to get charge extra.Was handling a business, all right.
There's German court says given an eightytwo old man one final quote, last
(08:43):
warning to avoid jail because he wasfound guilty of dealing drugs despite twenty four
previous convictions. They're gonna get himone more chance, one more one more
warning. So here's what's the problem. So this guy's are retired seamen and
apparently he wanted to improve his meagereight hundred and fifty five dollars monthly pension
(09:11):
by selling a little marijuana on theside. He got busted and apparently they
wanted to do impost this big court, like shoot in the jail for thirty
four months. Yeah, but itdoes said they'd make an exception and classify
this latest crime as a less seriousoffense. Did demand's particular circumstances and health
(09:33):
problems. So he's eighty two,he's got some health problems, he's living
on nothing for compensation for a pension. Eight hundred dollars a month doesn't go
very far. Yeah, especially wegot one bit. You probably take a
pill if you got bad medical shape, and it costs you a couple of
hundred bucks nowadays. Right, Sothis dude's out there is slinging marijuana,
(09:54):
trying to compensate, you know,on his lack of pension, and he
gets busted. Oh, by theway, I feel bad. This is
the type guy. You gotta setup a go Fundy page for it.
Right. Then let us know abouta d favorite Tuesday, all right,
and lastly, look, please releasea video this ten year old boy driving
his mom's stolen suv. This isawesome the clip thirty one second song.
(10:20):
And guess what ten year olds areas bad of drivers as you would expect,
right, take the average ten yearold and I feel like, well,
I feel like they drive holds Monica. The average ten year old boy
drives like the average thirty one yearold fem Anyway, the the suv is
(10:43):
seen swerving in that lanes, decelerating, accelerating, and apparently it's uh remember
I said the video is only thirtyone second song. It ended up gliding
alongside a guardrail. O boy comingto a halt. The footage at the
end of the video shows a childdriver opened the door and stepping out.
(11:05):
He's a little ten year old kid, uh, and having a oneund forty
in the morning. You imagine,oh, your ten year old boys stealing
your car. Oh does insurance coverthat? Because that's gonna be there is
(11:26):
gonna be some panel replacement there.That's a little pricey on nice suv.
Well, so the boy, thiskind of the boy who so he's ten,
he's under five feet tad. Hetold the cops that he'd taking his
mom's car and hopes to driving tosee her in Detroit. The boy apparently
(11:46):
had been staying at Relta's prior tostealing the van. Um. Well,
the boy is now facing Listen tothis, This boy's ten, and they're
hitting with single counts of unlaw fleetdriving away a motor vehicle, fourth degree
fleeing and they're getting for elooting police, like he's trying to run. Hey,
(12:11):
this is this So this is aten year old boy. You gotta
remember he's throwing a temper tantrum whenthey're trying to arrest him. So they're
getting them for fleeing and eloting police, assaulting and resisting or obstructing a police
officer. Damn, dude, they'rethrowing the book of this little ten year
(12:35):
old. Wow, he's only ten, but he's not gonna get a driver's
license, so he's probably twenty oneat this point. Wow, dude,
can you imagine all, Oh,you're resisting arrest. I'm ten. I
don't even know what resisting arrest is. I know you need to let go
of me a big bully. I'mguessing he just booked it down the highway
(12:56):
and they're like, ye, markthat down for resisting arrest. Right that
he's definitely alluding. I mean,a ten year old, he doesn't know,
you know, he's just throwing timbertantrum. Right, he's ten.
At ten, I'm playing in thecreek Man fourth grade, fifth grade at
best. Yeah,
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