October 1, 2024 • 16 mins
Man steals a car to get to his court date, over another stolen car.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One seven nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Stop y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stop. Yeah, you are stupid stories. Brought to you Bus.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, today is CD player day.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
CD players first introduced back in this is nineteen eighty two,
which seems seems kind of far considering when we had them.
But when I think about my first radio station that
I worked at in high school, you know, late eighties,
it was it was going from records and had CD
(00:41):
players in it, but it was like just the home
CD player you'll get like you know, at the time,
they rolled down a circuit city, which is the only
place you can get them, you know, and got you know,
two home CD players and had them stacked up there.
That's what we used at the okay first redeos and
it was like a big thing. I first learned how
(01:02):
to use records, you know, and we had to see
the players in there, but you would go back and forth,
so you'd have to know how to queue up a record.
Matter of fact, when I was first starting, I did
Casey Casey's you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Know America Top four to countdown and that was all
on record.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow, you know, so.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You had to learn how to queue that up and
slip cut it and.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did that come through like fed ax or something. Yeah, mail,
they would just ship you an album every week.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Dude, it was like six oh, so it was like
six albums.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was sixth or eight because I looked that was
a big deal for me because I was at the time,
I was like fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I had a really bad like I had of bad
Kentucky draw.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So every time I talk sounded like like this, and I,
you know, try to you know, talk about tobacco sales
and things like that on the AM station. But my
accident kept me from being on the FM station because
people didn't want to everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
To talk like this.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
So so when you know, I did casey K countdown,
I would wake my friends up and call my mom.
I'd cut my mom on Sunday morning, I had like
six in the morning, Mom, wake up, I'm about to
do the weather forecast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I mean, you gotta think about what a process it
was to make that. I mean they had to press
the albums, had to have them in time to ship
to you guys, to get there by probably Friday.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's why it was always a week behind. He'd always
say the week ending, and it was always the week
you know prior, so they could I mean, they had
all the songs on. It had all the and you
would have to be cognizant of what album. There's a
couple of times when I'd do it and it would
have like, you know, forty through you know, thirty five
on one album side, and the other album side wouldn't
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be thirty four through twenty nine or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Wouldn't be consecutive. So you had to make sure that
you had the right album flipped over to start right.
There were times where I was like, all right, you know,
that was number twenty six coming up next to the countdown,
number twenty five, and that started, and they'd be like,
all right, number eleven on the countdown is oh damn.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then after five you go back to forty.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh you go, you go back up No. Number nineteen.
People just out there listening. We're like, this guy's drunk.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Nah fifteen, We're.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Going to radio station.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Casey casem can't count right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So in recent years Seattle police have really really been outstanding.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
How outstanding well.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They've lost over twenty three guns. Oh damn. Yeah, they
had no idea.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Where they went, that's just this last year. Jesus. Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Here's what a spokesperson said, listen is idiot. We're going
to do our best to ensure that we do better.
What that is so absurd, that's what all these you know,
and I'm sorry, especially on the left.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Man, they don't fire anybody.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
They're like, hey, anybody responsible for that terrible Afghanistan with
all anybody get fired?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, no, nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Anybody at secret Service get fired for I don't letting
uh letting that shooter climb on the building. Was there
hours before the drone surveillance. Anybody get fired? No, hilarious.
So let's see Miami tops the list of best foodie cities.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
If you're into foody, I guess foodie cities.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I mean, really, how much go on vacation?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do you people go on vacation just to eat?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I think there's people that take cruises just for the buffets,
the non stop.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well, I mean that I could understand. It's a buffet.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Miami. I can imagine going to a town just based
on the cuisine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a part. But to me, it's more the weather,
the you know whatever, the scene.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But you know, I feel like Miami has quite a
mixture of people there though. It's a good a good mesh,
so you probably do get a good selection of food there.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You get a good steak there, you think, because that's
all I care about.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Scotland is raising the minimum price of alcohol by thirty percent.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wow they have a minimum price.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, hey EV drivers, man, you gotta have a little
bit of buyers and more So at this point, have
you heard the stories coming out of everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Driving EV's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
How sick is this?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So this big massive push and crap to buy an EV? Okay,
you get it to some extent. Whatever, if you're a believer,
you're believer, buy into go get you an EV. But
what about all these crazy ass problems like Hurricane Helene
or a lean whatever you want to call it. It
hits North Carolina just mops up. In North Carolina people
(05:49):
are being told not to drive their EV vehicles because
apparently they just spontaneously combust They just catch firele like
crazy when they're in a lot of this flooding water stuff,
or if they and you know, if they go too
deep in water, I guess they.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Just apparently burst into flames saltwater.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Right here is what does it does it in real good.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh Man, Hurricane Land has caused some of these cars
to just explode.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Some of them are in your garage when they explorage, Yeah, yours.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
When they explode. How insane is that? You wouldn't catch
me in one of these things?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm like, have you.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Seen those things that can't? So they're they burned so
hot you can't even put them out.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I mean, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
They'll just liquefied metal and it'd be nothing but just
a big pile of ash.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
After the thing's done burning, you have parked that.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Thing of your garage, all right? Look, uh so that's
kind of weird. But this roller gym show is hitting Max.
It starts on Thursday, October tenth. Listen to Who's doing it?
So this roller skating series. It's the reality competition about
a series called roller Jam. It's a sixth episode series
(07:04):
hosted by former American Idol star Jordan Sparks.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's produced by Chip and Joining the Games.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The Fixing and Flip Pit Fixture Upper.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah. How crazy is that?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
They're into everything and they're always successful. I mean, they
do really well.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Watching the trailer for it, now, I was wondering if
maybe it's like roller Derby. No, it looks like they're
just skating and doing tricks and sort of dancing. It
looks like Dancing with the Stars boat on skates. But
they got teams roller teams.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, it seems like they need to perform some sort
of I don't know, athletic sort of. I mean, not
that you know, dancing un roller skates is it, but
you know, like an athletic competition, like a you know,
elimination competition. Okay, you know, like a like an obstacle
course on roller skates.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, you know, I was thinking roller Derby. They used
to have a.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Man what was the one back in the ten Day
but just going to circle and push each other out.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Of the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There was the one from the nineties where they had
the alligator in the middle so you could bump them
into the center ring and there was a gator.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh it's getting aggressive then, more like running.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Man a little bit. I think it was a well faked,
well fed gator.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Direct TV just announced yesterday there was buying its rival
Dish Network for a dollar Wow. After all that bickering
for all those years back and forth, as to Who's
Best DirecTV's buying for a dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't think you can even subscribe for him for
a dollar.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, isn't it weird?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
They're also assuming the billions of dollars in debt the
dish has as well, So that's why it's so cheap.
You want to know how to really piss off some
Taylor Swift fans?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
How's that?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh video?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
This guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar. He bought
it at a charity auction near Dallas on Saturday. Now,
the video says he plaid about thirty two hundred bucks
for it. There's another report says he spent like four thousand, probably.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Locking fees and all that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Who knows, right?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Then then he walks out in front of everybody. I
guess he's a leasinger of a band.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
He walks out on the stage and smashes it in
front of everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Zoo. He starts by hitting with a hammer a few
times and it's not very dramatic, right, So then he
does the overhead smashed like like he should have started
with in the first place.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, I guess it's Is it a political statement because
she said she supports Kamala Harris, and the story says
it looks like it's probably some political thing. He's back
in Kamala, or maybe he's really upset that she left country.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Go pop.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I didn't see any commentary on it that way. I
just I just saw the smashing of the guitar and
was like, ooh.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Ooh, that's sure fire away to get thousands of fourteen
to fifteen years pissed off at you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Good way to burn four grand?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The guy died Cody Adams at a gas station still Water, Oklahoma,
last week, and apparently he had to get.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
U This is kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
He had to get the court appearance in Pawnee County
thirty miles away, pretty serious charge possessing of a stolen vehicle,
so he could be late.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He knew he had to get there, but knowing at
the gas station.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Will give him a ride.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Thirty miles thirty miles Yeah, I'm not giving any stranger
or ride thirty miles from some break.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Come on, man, you see something due a seven eleven
yo I need to ride in North Glynn. So he
said his best option was to steal another vehicle.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh, sure it is.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Somebody left the truck running doors unlocked, you hop in
and took off. Damn the truck belonged to an EMT supervisor. Oh,
they had a pretty good idea where Cody was headed,
because he just told everybody at the gas station that
he needed to write at court. So guess what he's
just say? Oh, I guess I know where he's going.
Cole's got there as he was walking into the courthouse. Okay,
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the good news is he did make his hearing.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
The bad news is that took his ass straight to
jail and they booked him on fresh sharkages for stealing
the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm guessing the judge knew before he even showed up, right.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh my god, how'd you get here today?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Well, it just so happened, all right. So what do
you guys know about mushrooms? They can't be fun, I
guess not if people like him, not if people hate him.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Not a fan of the taste.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, that's why I always got to take it with
chock or something like that, right right, Seelotle. Cyber mushrooms
are the ones to make a trip and apparently this
guy took a lot of them. And man, he's thirty
seven years old. He consumes a large dose of sea
little Cybe mushrooms and during what they call a severe
(12:19):
psychotic episode, the man to god is you know what,
and then.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Chopped it out with an axe. Oh nooo.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Man, he said he had a history of depression and
alcohol abuse. Well, man, we were staying alone and secluded
vacation home.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yikes.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't recall them telling us about one of these
side effects at the Derek class.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I feel like if you put this as one of
the side effects, nobody will do drugs right, Like, oh,
here's a look. In some cases you.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Might chop off the ween this with an axe.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
No drugs gonna be get done there, No, no, dude
is gonna be like yeah, I'll still do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It, far more effective than whatever it is they taught us.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, Like this moron who picked a fight
with a python a drunk man. I love when they
start the article like that a drunk man picked a
fight with the python, was way home from a bub
and lost. I'd say, you can't even beat up a
snake like he can't walk, bro, he had I don't
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care how big it is. At some point you can
step on it anyway. Authorities, How funny is this? Authorities
say the fight Department had to intervene to save the
man from the python's killer grip. He wasn't able to
communicate how he ended up in the clutches, as he
was too drunk.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh, too drunk to tell how he had gotten in
that mass.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Huh, his pals, how funny is this? I don't think
these are really his pals. His pals said he came
across the nearly seven foot long python on his way
home from their local pub. Feeling emboldened, the inebriated fella
decided to tease the large python.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Tease it, tease it in front of his friends. Hey, hey, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Want to see me. Y'all will see me tackle that snake.
I kicked that snake's ass.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
What part is his ass?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm gonna watch this. Hey, y'all want to see me
do it?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, yeah, we want to see you do that. Man,
Go ahead, you own that snake. That's boots man. Let's
see it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Goes down and just falls on the snake.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
He gets his ass wrapped up and his friends. How
about is this to his pals watching the whole time?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You got it right where.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You want him.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You're doing good?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Should we call nine one one? The reptile got the
better of him and held him in his death grip,
forcing his friends to call the fire department.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
They weren't gonna have anything.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
To do with it, right, I don't want to touch
that snake.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm not doing it. Hey, heybody know what we're gonna
call him?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hang on, we're gonna call nine one one, I mean
while hanging there, he said.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
They writed the scene before the animal fortunately squeeze the
victim to death. Well, depending on I guess how you
look at it. They just catch pose to seize the
snake and forced it loosen his grip. The trunk man
refused me taking the hospital for the examination, left the
scene in the company of his pals, probably just razzing
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those out of him.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Right, His pride was hurt more than anything. I'm sure
I could have swere I could fight that snake.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Hey man, next time, y'all stop me, will you?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, buddy, No.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He got some cheap shots.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
He stuck or punched me when I dove on him.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
He hit me from behind.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You see the size of the arms on that snake.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
That's funny, man. Wouldn't you pick a fight with the
snake and lose?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh yeah, that's a funny day. I don't care who
you are. That's why they call them stupid stories.
One seven nine KBPI and your show time for stupid stories.
Stop y'all.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Stop. Yeah, you are stupid stories. Brought to you Bus.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
Steal and Steel Dealers dot Com.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, today is CD player day.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Oh.
Speaker 4 (00:19):
CD players first introduced back in this is nineteen eighty two,
which seems seems kind of far considering when we had them.
But when I think about my first radio station that
I worked at in high school, you know, late eighties,
it was it was going from records and had CD
(00:41):
players in it, but it was like just the home
CD player you'll get like you know, at the time,
they rolled down a circuit city, which is the only
place you can get them, you know, and got you know,
two home CD players and had them stacked up there.
That's what we used at the okay first redeos and
it was like a big thing. I first learned how
(01:02):
to use records, you know, and we had to see
the players in there, but you would go back and forth,
so you'd have to know how to queue up a record.
Matter of fact, when I was first starting, I did
Casey Casey's you.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Know America Top four to countdown and that was all
on record.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Wow, you know, so.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
You had to learn how to queue that up and
slip cut it and.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Did that come through like fed ax or something. Yeah, mail,
they would just ship you an album every week.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
Dude, it was like six oh, so it was like
six albums.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
It was sixth or eight because I looked that was
a big deal for me because I was at the time,
I was like fifteen.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
I had a really bad like I had of bad
Kentucky draw.
Speaker 4 (01:43):
So every time I talk sounded like like this, and I,
you know, try to you know, talk about tobacco sales
and things like that on the AM station. But my
accident kept me from being on the FM station because
people didn't want to everybody.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
To talk like this.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
So so when you know, I did casey K countdown,
I would wake my friends up and call my mom.
I'd cut my mom on Sunday morning, I had like
six in the morning, Mom, wake up, I'm about to
do the weather forecast.
Speaker 1 (02:11):
I mean, you gotta think about what a process it
was to make that. I mean they had to press
the albums, had to have them in time to ship
to you guys, to get there by probably Friday.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
That's why it was always a week behind. He'd always
say the week ending, and it was always the week
you know prior, so they could I mean, they had
all the songs on. It had all the and you
would have to be cognizant of what album. There's a
couple of times when I'd do it and it would
have like, you know, forty through you know, thirty five
on one album side, and the other album side wouldn't
(02:43):
be thirty four through twenty nine or whatever.
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You know, it.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Wouldn't be consecutive. So you had to make sure that
you had the right album flipped over to start right.
There were times where I was like, all right, you know,
that was number twenty six coming up next to the countdown,
number twenty five, and that started, and they'd be like,
all right, number eleven on the countdown is oh damn.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
And then after five you go back to forty.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Oh you go, you go back up No. Number nineteen.
People just out there listening. We're like, this guy's drunk.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Nah fifteen, We're.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Going to radio station.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
Casey casem can't count right.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So in recent years Seattle police have really really been outstanding.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
How outstanding well.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
They've lost over twenty three guns. Oh damn. Yeah, they
had no idea.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
Where they went, that's just this last year. Jesus. Uh.
Speaker 4 (03:42):
Here's what a spokesperson said, listen is idiot. We're going
to do our best to ensure that we do better.
What that is so absurd, that's what all these you know,
and I'm sorry, especially on the left.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Man, they don't fire anybody.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
They're like, hey, anybody responsible for that terrible Afghanistan with
all anybody get fired?
Speaker 2 (04:01):
No, no, nothing.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Anybody at secret Service get fired for I don't letting
uh letting that shooter climb on the building. Was there
hours before the drone surveillance. Anybody get fired? No, hilarious.
So let's see Miami tops the list of best foodie cities.
Speaker 2 (04:24):
If you're into foody, I guess foodie cities.
Speaker 3 (04:28):
I mean, really, how much go on vacation?
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Do you people go on vacation just to eat?
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I guess.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I think there's people that take cruises just for the buffets,
the non stop.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Well, I mean that I could understand. It's a buffet.
Speaker 4 (04:43):
Miami. I can imagine going to a town just based
on the cuisine.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
It's a part. But to me, it's more the weather,
the you know whatever, the scene.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
But you know, I feel like Miami has quite a
mixture of people there though. It's a good a good mesh,
so you probably do get a good selection of food there.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
You get a good steak there, you think, because that's
all I care about.
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Scotland is raising the minimum price of alcohol by thirty percent.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Wow they have a minimum price.
Speaker 4 (05:14):
Yeah, hey EV drivers, man, you gotta have a little
bit of buyers and more So at this point, have
you heard the stories coming out of everybody.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
Driving EV's.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
How sick is this?
Speaker 4 (05:28):
So this big massive push and crap to buy an EV? Okay,
you get it to some extent. Whatever, if you're a believer,
you're believer, buy into go get you an EV. But
what about all these crazy ass problems like Hurricane Helene
or a lean whatever you want to call it. It
hits North Carolina just mops up. In North Carolina people
(05:49):
are being told not to drive their EV vehicles because
apparently they just spontaneously combust They just catch firele like
crazy when they're in a lot of this flooding water stuff,
or if they and you know, if they go too
deep in water, I guess they.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Just apparently burst into flames saltwater.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Right here is what does it does it in real good.
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Oh Man, Hurricane Land has caused some of these cars
to just explode.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Some of them are in your garage when they explorage, Yeah, yours.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
When they explode. How insane is that? You wouldn't catch
me in one of these things?
Speaker 3 (06:26):
I'm like, have you.
Speaker 2 (06:27):
Seen those things that can't? So they're they burned so
hot you can't even put them out.
Speaker 3 (06:32):
I mean, it's insane.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
They'll just liquefied metal and it'd be nothing but just
a big pile of ash.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
After the thing's done burning, you have parked that.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
Thing of your garage, all right? Look, uh so that's
kind of weird. But this roller gym show is hitting Max.
It starts on Thursday, October tenth. Listen to Who's doing it?
So this roller skating series. It's the reality competition about
a series called roller Jam. It's a sixth episode series
(07:04):
hosted by former American Idol star Jordan Sparks.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
It's produced by Chip and Joining the Games.
Speaker 1 (07:11):
The Fixing and Flip Pit Fixture Upper.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Yeah. How crazy is that?
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Dude?
Speaker 4 (07:19):
They're into everything and they're always successful. I mean, they
do really well.
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Watching the trailer for it, now, I was wondering if
maybe it's like roller Derby. No, it looks like they're
just skating and doing tricks and sort of dancing. It
looks like Dancing with the Stars boat on skates. But
they got teams roller teams.
Speaker 4 (07:39):
Yeah, it seems like they need to perform some sort
of I don't know, athletic sort of. I mean, not
that you know, dancing un roller skates is it, but
you know, like an athletic competition, like a you know,
elimination competition. Okay, you know, like a like an obstacle
course on roller skates.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
Okay, you know, I was thinking roller Derby. They used
to have a.
Speaker 4 (08:03):
Man what was the one back in the ten Day
but just going to circle and push each other out.
Speaker 3 (08:07):
Of the ring.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
There was the one from the nineties where they had
the alligator in the middle so you could bump them
into the center ring and there was a gator.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Oh it's getting aggressive then, more like running.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Man a little bit. I think it was a well faked,
well fed gator.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah all right.
Speaker 4 (08:24):
Direct TV just announced yesterday there was buying its rival
Dish Network for a dollar Wow. After all that bickering
for all those years back and forth, as to Who's
Best DirecTV's buying for a dollar.
Speaker 1 (08:41):
I don't think you can even subscribe for him for
a dollar.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
No, isn't it weird?
Speaker 4 (08:45):
They're also assuming the billions of dollars in debt the
dish has as well, So that's why it's so cheap.
You want to know how to really piss off some
Taylor Swift fans?
Speaker 1 (08:56):
How's that?
Speaker 3 (08:57):
Oh video?
Speaker 4 (08:59):
This guy bought a signed Taylor Swift guitar. He bought
it at a charity auction near Dallas on Saturday. Now,
the video says he plaid about thirty two hundred bucks
for it. There's another report says he spent like four thousand, probably.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Locking fees and all that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
Who knows, right?
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Sure?
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Sure?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Then then he walks out in front of everybody. I
guess he's a leasinger of a band.
Speaker 3 (09:27):
Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
He walks out on the stage and smashes it in
front of everybody.
Speaker 1 (09:34):
Zoo. He starts by hitting with a hammer a few
times and it's not very dramatic, right, So then he
does the overhead smashed like like he should have started
with in the first place.
Speaker 4 (09:47):
Yeah, I guess it's Is it a political statement because
she said she supports Kamala Harris, and the story says
it looks like it's probably some political thing. He's back
in Kamala, or maybe he's really upset that she left country.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Go pop.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
I didn't see any commentary on it that way. I
just I just saw the smashing of the guitar and
was like, ooh.
Speaker 4 (10:08):
Ooh, that's sure fire away to get thousands of fourteen
to fifteen years pissed off at you.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
Good way to burn four grand?
Speaker 3 (10:15):
Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
The guy died Cody Adams at a gas station still Water, Oklahoma,
last week, and apparently he had to get.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
U This is kind of funny.
Speaker 4 (10:28):
He had to get the court appearance in Pawnee County
thirty miles away, pretty serious charge possessing of a stolen vehicle,
so he could be late.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
He knew he had to get there, but knowing at
the gas station.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Will give him a ride.
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Thirty miles thirty miles Yeah, I'm not giving any stranger
or ride thirty miles from some break.
Speaker 4 (10:49):
Come on, man, you see something due a seven eleven
yo I need to ride in North Glynn. So he
said his best option was to steal another vehicle.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Oh, sure it is.
Speaker 4 (11:03):
Somebody left the truck running doors unlocked, you hop in
and took off. Damn the truck belonged to an EMT supervisor. Oh,
they had a pretty good idea where Cody was headed,
because he just told everybody at the gas station that
he needed to write at court. So guess what he's
just say? Oh, I guess I know where he's going.
Cole's got there as he was walking into the courthouse. Okay,
(11:27):
the good news is he did make his hearing.
Speaker 1 (11:31):
Oh that's good. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (11:32):
The bad news is that took his ass straight to
jail and they booked him on fresh sharkages for stealing
the vehicle.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
I'm guessing the judge knew before he even showed up, right.
Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, yeah, can you imagine?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Oh my god, how'd you get here today?
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Buddy?
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Well, it just so happened, all right. So what do
you guys know about mushrooms? They can't be fun, I
guess not if people like him, not if people hate him.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
Not a fan of the taste.
Speaker 4 (11:58):
No, that's why I always got to take it with
chock or something like that, right right, Seelotle. Cyber mushrooms
are the ones to make a trip and apparently this
guy took a lot of them. And man, he's thirty
seven years old. He consumes a large dose of sea
little Cybe mushrooms and during what they call a severe
(12:19):
psychotic episode, the man to god is you know what,
and then.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Chopped it out with an axe. Oh nooo.
Speaker 4 (12:35):
Man, he said he had a history of depression and
alcohol abuse. Well, man, we were staying alone and secluded
vacation home.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Yikes.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
I don't recall them telling us about one of these
side effects at the Derek class.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
I feel like if you put this as one of
the side effects, nobody will do drugs right, Like, oh,
here's a look. In some cases you.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
Might chop off the ween this with an axe.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
No drugs gonna be get done there, No, no, dude
is gonna be like yeah, I'll still do.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
It, far more effective than whatever it is they taught us.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
Oh yeah, yeah, Like this moron who picked a fight
with a python a drunk man. I love when they
start the article like that a drunk man picked a
fight with the python, was way home from a bub
and lost. I'd say, you can't even beat up a
snake like he can't walk, bro, he had I don't
(13:32):
care how big it is. At some point you can
step on it anyway. Authorities, How funny is this? Authorities
say the fight Department had to intervene to save the
man from the python's killer grip. He wasn't able to
communicate how he ended up in the clutches, as he
was too drunk.
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Oh, too drunk to tell how he had gotten in
that mass.
Speaker 4 (13:55):
Huh, his pals, how funny is this? I don't think
these are really his pals. His pals said he came
across the nearly seven foot long python on his way
home from their local pub. Feeling emboldened, the inebriated fella
decided to tease the large python.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
Tease it, tease it in front of his friends. Hey, hey, y'all.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Want to see me. Y'all will see me tackle that snake.
I kicked that snake's ass.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
What part is his ass?
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Anyway?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
I'm gonna watch this. Hey, y'all want to see me
do it?
Speaker 3 (14:29):
I can do it.
Speaker 4 (14:31):
Yeah, yeah, we want to see you do that. Man,
Go ahead, you own that snake. That's boots man. Let's
see it.
Speaker 2 (14:38):
Goes down and just falls on the snake.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
He gets his ass wrapped up and his friends. How
about is this to his pals watching the whole time?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
You got it right where.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
You want him.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
You're doing good?
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Should we call nine one one? The reptile got the
better of him and held him in his death grip,
forcing his friends to call the fire department.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
They weren't gonna have anything.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
To do with it, right, I don't want to touch
that snake.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
I'm not doing it. Hey, heybody know what we're gonna
call him?
Speaker 3 (15:14):
Hang on, we're gonna call nine one one, I mean
while hanging there, he said.
Speaker 4 (15:20):
They writed the scene before the animal fortunately squeeze the
victim to death. Well, depending on I guess how you
look at it. They just catch pose to seize the
snake and forced it loosen his grip. The trunk man
refused me taking the hospital for the examination, left the
scene in the company of his pals, probably just razzing
(15:41):
those out of him.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
Right, His pride was hurt more than anything. I'm sure
I could have swere I could fight that snake.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Hey man, next time, y'all stop me, will you?
Speaker 3 (15:53):
No, buddy, No.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He got some cheap shots.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
He stuck or punched me when I dove on him.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
He hit me from behind.
Speaker 2 (16:05):
You see the size of the arms on that snake.
Speaker 4 (16:11):
That's funny, man. Wouldn't you pick a fight with the
snake and lose?
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Oh yeah, that's a funny day. I don't care who
you are. That's why they call them stupid stories.
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