Man's nose wouldn't stop running. Turns out his brain was leaking out his nose.

Man's nose wouldn't stop running.  Turns out his brain was leaking out his nose.

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KVP, I and your show time
for stupid stories. Stop y'all, all stop line you put
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Speaker 2 (00:11):
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Speaker 3 (00:13):
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the season opener.

Speaker 2 (00:16):
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it's kicking off the fiftieth.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
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the twenty eighth. So you got a whole week to
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Speaker 2 (00:29):
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Speaker 1 (00:34):
If that's the case, I'm really looking forward to that
Saturday the twenty seventh.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
We can watch jelly Roll set my alarm for nine
o'clock at night.

Speaker 1 (00:42):
All right, let's get to it. Jefferson of Shriff's Office.
And that's Wednesday that Debuti's arrested three men in connection
with the LEDs Rows and kidnapping and torturing a forty
five year old roommate like damn, oh damn. So the
Shares Office said the victim couldn't even been tied up, beating,
burned and went for fourteen hours oh damn, what is

(01:03):
up with the roommate? So, look, it's tough. I know,
you got four dudes living in one house. Somebody's gonna
get beat.

Speaker 3 (01:10):
Somebody's the low man on the.

Speaker 1 (01:11):
Tote, all right, somebody gonna get asked. Well, you got
four full grown men.

Speaker 2 (01:16):
All shacking up in one house. Yeah, there's gonna be
a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
And apparently it was with the forty five year olds.
So the owner of the home forty nine year old
guy named Jason Carlson. Two other suspects forty one year
old Luke, forty year old gud damned Sharrell Allen face
tony charges oh, including attempt at first green murder, kidnapping his.

Speaker 3 (01:36):
Salt damn, damn.

Speaker 2 (01:39):
Guess what your neighbors? Oh wow, the house is.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
Well, you know, it's not a good scenario when the
house has a bunch of tarps on the roof.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
See the picture of this house.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Oh wow, Yeah, look they could use McIntire roofing.

Speaker 2 (01:58):
I'm just saying they could really get this. What do
you got like one, two, three.

Speaker 1 (02:03):
I don't know, three or four tarps hanging over the
back part of the house, and the backyard looks like
it's just a bunch of easy ups. At one point
it had a hot tub in it. Yeah, it's one
of those houses.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
That hot tub has not been cleaned in a long Oh.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
Man, just the little pines. I'll do that thing right,
good to go. It's got a lot of floaties in it.

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Pizza hut. Well, now put your resume on their pizza box.
Oh yeah, they started doing this in New York, but
they play on rolling it out on all that. Okay,
they put your resume on their pizza box. So you
have a pizza delivered to a you know, potential boss, okay,
with your resume.

Speaker 3 (02:42):
That's actually that's the whole concept, is order a pizza
for somebody else to it delivered their resume. Yeah, I mean,
all right, whatever it takes to stand out these days.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I know, I feel like they're doing anything and everything
just to get out of the pizza game and get
into something else. In case, just below that story about Dominoes,
Dominoes all of a sudden getting in the mac and
cheese game started on Monday. Domino's is gonna serve two
different versions of mac and cheese. They got a five
cheese mac and cheese and apparently a spicy Buffalo five

(03:14):
cheese version.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
All right, So yeah, man, anything can stand out. I guess.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
A jealous husband in Japan was arrested after making more
than one hundred calls a day to his own wife
from a private number. He was trying to punish her
after he saw her talking to another man. Ah, I'll
show you. I'm gonna call you one hundred times a day.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
That's a crime.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
It is in Japan.

Speaker 1 (03:41):
Yeah, that's harassment. But you're married, right, I mean, yeah,
still harassment. I mean you imagine Julie called you one
hundred times a day. I don't know, you guys have
called each other one hundred times in the seven years
you've been dead together.

Speaker 2 (03:56):
It's definitely yeah, probably not. Pakistani father was just crazy.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
He was so worried about his daughter's safety that he
made her wear a surveillance camera on her head. Yeah,
I mean, nothing to say. His first impression is like
a camera on your head. So you meet the daughter
and the father at the same time, and she just
live streams the whole live streams her entire life, so

(04:29):
he could Oh my god, that is terrible. Well can
you imagine the rude awakening parents would have if they
had a camera on their kids freaking head at all times.

Speaker 2 (04:42):
I'm sorry, but your little angel is not.

Speaker 3 (04:45):
Would D school allow that?

Speaker 2 (04:50):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
I kind of wish she had one, because there's a
little girl that keeps making fun of her. Oh the
still girls making fun of her for not having ear rings.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
For you, do you not hav an earringey?

Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yeah, so you came out yesterday. She's been talking and
asking about getting her ears pierced. So this girl made
fun of her. You know, she said her hair was
was messy or something the other day and her, the
same girl that set her outfit was stupid back in
a while, racket, her style was stupid.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
The same girl like, girls are mean. Man, it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
But this girl was like, she was talking about getting
her ears perierced, and this other girl has her ears pierced,
and she was like, you don't have your ears piersd.
You're not a girl or a It's funny because you know,
you got kindergarteners fighting about whether or not they're big
girls or not.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
You know, right, right, I'm more grown up than you.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
Right, I'm more of a big girl than you are.
You know, it's crazy, It's so nutty. You know what
goes on in that back and forth in hierarchy, you know,
in a kindergarten class, you.

Speaker 3 (05:54):
Know, I mean, it's built into everybody. But I wish
there was a way that you could just go and
be like, seriously, you're gonna look back and wish you
didn't push so fast to go through this part.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I swear it's crazy.

Speaker 1 (06:06):
Well, here's something that's a new hot I guess woman's
fashion trend. Four thousand dollars designer boots that make it
look like you're wearing.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Horse hooves again. Women having so rough guys, there's no way.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
Hey, here's something to make it look like you got
bear's claws yet.

Speaker 2 (06:27):
No, Now, I'm.

Speaker 1 (06:28):
Just gonna wear I was gonna wear my boots. I'm good,
all good.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
You know.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
But at least it's not paying a ridiculous amount of
money to look homeless.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
Oh, it's paying a ridiculous amount of money to look
like an animal. That's even worse. You're not even at
the top of the food chain. You're somewhere in the
hoofs area of the food chain. It's not a good
place to be in. I mean, they there four thousand dollars,
four grand it's pricey, two thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
A hoof.

Speaker 3 (06:57):
Made out a real hoof?

Speaker 2 (06:58):
They better be I mean, say, good looking hoof? You
got there? How is this something that's desired women's fashion?
Is weird? Man, it's weird. Wait you wanted that? Look?

Speaker 1 (07:17):
Does that make you closer to a cow than ever before?
I'm just saying, have you seen them?

Speaker 2 (07:25):
Is this them?

Speaker 3 (07:26):
This is them? They come in pinkut looks like, Oh god,
Alexander McQueen's hoof boots.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
It's stupid as stupid, Kim.

Speaker 3 (07:38):
That is just and it looks like you kind of
have to walk on your tiptoes. But they've been split
because the hoof has a split in it.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Uh, it's like a Campbell toe, just bigger, stupid.

Speaker 1 (07:55):
A premium AI app claims to get pinpoint when you
will die.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Oh it's I guess.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
It answers you answer a series of questions about your
health and social habits and schedules and whatnot. And it
apparently AI can tell you when you're gonna die.

Speaker 2 (08:14):
That's not good.

Speaker 3 (08:14):
Just hope it's not giving you a countdown, right, and
you will die in thirty three minutes.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Shut University of Tennessee Knoxville plans to add ten percent
surcharge to football and other sports tickets beginning next year
to help generate and expected twenty million dollars. Thatsity universities
like it would be able to pay athletes under this
proposed legal sentiment governing you know, players' names, images, likenesses,

(08:45):
because the schools make money out that. So now they've
ruled that the players can make money off that, and
it is just dude, is shaken every single thing you
know about you know, athletic programs in college. And I
gotta feel like this is just gonna trickle down to
high school next because high schools are doing the same thing.
So what's what's unique or proprietary to the college. It's

(09:10):
not the same for the high school. Like you how
can you say one is causing this to occur but
the other isn't you know? Anyway, These news outlets reported
that Tennessee plans add this what they call talent fee
to the price of tickets to build this is a

(09:31):
big pool of revenue that the university could share with
athletes under this.

Speaker 2 (09:39):
Do you know this?

Speaker 1 (09:41):
It's being reviewed by the federal judge, but everybody expects
it to go in the students favor that the colleges
have to share some of the money they make.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
So this is how they plan to do it.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Now, major colleges sports programs would agree to share about
a fifth of their revenue directly with the players.

Speaker 3 (10:00):
Oh okay, now that thing said that they were playing
on raising twenty million dollars. Yes, is that part of
the players or are they talking five percent of that
is going on?

Speaker 2 (10:08):
No, that's just for the players?

Speaker 3 (10:11):
Is that for one year?

Speaker 2 (10:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:14):
I don't know if college football rosters are bigger than
than NFL rosters. NFL gets what fifty three When you
break that down though, I mean you're talking half a
million a player just under that. Couldn't imagine being a
college player getting a million dollars.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
No, But this says as a pool of revenue the
university could share with athletes as well. I don't know,
So maybe maybe it's past athletes.

Speaker 3 (10:45):
Isn't that I don't know, coaches, Maybe that all funds
coaches too.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
He says, it's going to our student athletes as part
of this new world, new world order in college sports.
So that is just going to be a part of
the mechanism for college sports moving forward.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
Yeah, I guess every school is going to have their
own program for raising funds, and theirs is just a
ticket fee.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
Yeah, just boom straight through the price of tickets. That
is wild.

Speaker 1 (11:14):
We're an era that college athletes are getting big, huge
money now. Well, some would argue that Dion Sanders is
just there to promote you know, as kids. Sure make
sure they get on a pro team and he's out.
You know, things are so much different. When I was
in college twenty five years ago, I.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
Couldn't take it.

Speaker 1 (11:30):
You couldn't take a player to dinner without getting in trouble, right,
I mean some people did get in trouble for that.

Speaker 2 (11:36):
And now it's like show me the money.

Speaker 3 (11:39):
Like end of year banquet. You had to be worried
about how much you spent per kid at the banquet.
Now it's yeah, free for all.

Speaker 2 (11:47):
How how many more years tick.

Speaker 1 (11:51):
By before high school sport programs or under the same lens,
fighting the same battle to win.

Speaker 2 (12:01):
I mean, you're gonna see it happen.

Speaker 1 (12:03):
There's going to be high school players that end up
getting paid for high school sports, sure, and therefore you
know all the things that ensue with high school sports.
I mean it's already crazy stressful if you got a
you know, a stud high school athlete, I'm sure, but

(12:24):
you know, even worse if you're the sixth man. I
can imagine how that ups the bar and stress and
everything you know, affixiated with that. You know, you can
imagine there's parents that are so over the top of
as far as discipline and you know, getting their kids
in the programs that these parents will just spend a fortune,

(12:46):
you know, in the T ball leagues and the little
leagues and the coaching and the camps and this and
that and the other, just to get their kid set
on that trajectory so they could get paid in high
school and perhaps college scholarship and potentially the NFL time.
You know, and you just see that that just working
its way through the family, you know, practices and incentives.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
You know, and in just that entire program.

Speaker 3 (13:09):
If it hasn't happened yet, I would assume Nike he
will sign a high school player.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
Next five years, it'll be pretty high profile.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
That's just insane.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Wild man wild, All right, here's something wild. Twenty year
old man's running nose. He's been suffering for six plus
years turned out to be his brain bulging through a
hole in his skull. He was suffering from a chronic
running nose, headaches, and seizures after having experienced a head injury.

(13:42):
Now he thought it was simply a code symptom that
was actually leakage.

Speaker 2 (13:49):
Of his cerebral.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Cerebral spinal fluid CSF is what they call it, a
clear flood that protects the brain and the spine. It's
basically that bag of fluid that you're brain rides a
round in and as you get older, it slowly, you know,
goes away, at least the depth of it. Anyway, this
guy had it just leaking out of his nose. The
issue began after the patient was in a car accident

(14:13):
six and a half years prior. He sustained a head injury.
Oh but he refused medical treatment of time. He then
began experiencing moderate headaches and seizures as well as a
running nose. It didn't stop until he just went in
and finally got it done the scan. He went in
and had the scan done, and it revealed a fracture
in his skull and apparently it had developed an opening

(14:38):
in his nasal cavity and basically his brain tissue and
all those layers that protect his brain and his spine.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
They were just kind of bulging through the skull fracture.

Speaker 1 (14:48):
Oh they called it, quote significant expansion in the story
through the right side areas of the brain that are
filled with that CS.

Speaker 2 (15:00):
So, yeah, running nose. Oh, that's your brain fluid. That's oh,
that would suck, all right. And this our final story.

Speaker 1 (15:12):
A day or two ago, we told you how Israel
had somehow managed to intercept these pagers that were distributed
amongst the Hesbela, you know group that are fighting Israel.

Speaker 2 (15:24):
And what they did was it was kind of wild.

Speaker 1 (15:27):
It was kind of one of those stories that you
just you sit and read and disbelieve because they managed
to somehow intercept this shipment of pagers, somehow put one
to two ounces of explosives in these pages, get them
back in route so that they were distributed amongst all
the Hesbela terrorists, and then somehow be able to fire

(15:52):
them all off at the same time with some text code.
And they had more than three thousand these pagers blow
up all at one time. Pretty unbelievable when you think
about it, right, It's.

Speaker 3 (16:05):
One of those things that if it happened in the movie,
you'd be like, they could never do.

Speaker 2 (16:08):
That in a life. What do you think The text
code was, Ooh, I don't know. My buddy sent me
a text yesterday. He guessed it was seventy two virgins.
I was like, that's pretty good. So fast forward you
what happened yesterday? Yesterday? Well, imagine this.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
So if you're if you're part of that militia that
has militia and you're watching all kinds of others of
these soldiers, you're, you know, your comrades there just get
blown up from these pagers that had been intercepted, you're
a little bit stand office to use any sort of

(16:48):
modern technology.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Right. The reason they went to pagers.

Speaker 1 (16:51):
Is because they were afraid Israel could tract their cell phones,
so they shifted to pagers. Now yesterday unfolds and guess
what happened walkie talk He's exploding, Oh, all over Beirut
and other parts of Lebanon. And apparently that's the second
wave of attacks targeting devices. That's a day after the
pagers used by HESBLA blew up. So at least twenty

(17:16):
more people were killed and more than four hundred and
fifty wounded by the second wave of walkie talkies.

Speaker 3 (17:23):
Exploding walkie talkies probably can put a little more explosive
in Milwaukee talkie, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Bigger, and you don't carry it. Well, it's in a pouch,
so it's somewhat protecting. You'll carry it in such a
vulnerable spot as you can have a pager. But at
the same time you have exploding walkie talkies.

Speaker 2 (17:43):
What what's next?

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Like, I don't know how they do it or what
they're their troops are. You know, these layers and layers.

Speaker 2 (17:53):
Of of just.

Speaker 1 (17:56):
Intel and you know, I will tell The Israel Defense
Minister Wednesday said quote, we are we are start of
a new phase of the war and the results have
been very impressive so far. So I think the new
phase of the war is kind of this underground approach

(18:17):
in just hey, we're gonna get you in the least
expected ways, like having your electronics HIRCLM devices, you know,
booby trapped and rigged. What are they cable doing next?
So you gotta imagine that is the middle game involved
in warfare like that that is crippling.

Speaker 3 (18:34):
Hezbolla isn't even putting toast in the toasters this morning.
If it's anything that's got any sort of power to it,
they want nothing to do with it.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Yeah, all of a sudden, they're gonna have some bad breath.
They're not using electric two brushes. They don't use nothing.
It's got a battery or plugged it.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Nope. I mean, I gonna go back to Morse code.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
Man.

Speaker 3 (18:57):
They're not even gonna trust like cassette players with a
Sony walkman. Right, worried about that bass boost real base
but don't.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
Turn on the base boost whatever you do. That's insaneing
that these.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
I don't know what I mean, what do you call them? These?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
You know, this Israel initiative to you know, do it undercover,
to go with this sort of second and third layer
of attacks, be it all the comms devices. It really
makes you wonder what's next or what they're capable of.
You know, it's a different approach to warfare.

Speaker 2 (19:35):
But man, it's gotta be shaking that tree. Oh yeah,
they gotta be scared to death.