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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One O seven nine KBP I and your show time
for stupid stories.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all stop line. Yeah you are the stories
brought to you.
Speaker 1 (00:11):
By Good Guys. Car Show going on September sixth through
eighth at the Ranch in Loveland.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Sweet.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I looks like Crayla maybe getting into Colombe business. They
just trademarked the smell of their crowns. Oh they say
it's earthy, it's leather like undertones.
Speaker 2 (00:29):
Uh, okay, what I.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Don't Why would you? Why would you do that unless
you're getting into the clone business?
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Why would you? I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
You know, they have those devices coming out next year
where you your TV is going to be able to
plug or plug something in your TV where it's gonna
mit the sound, the aroma of whatever is on the TV.
Like you're watching a football field, you'll you know, get mode.
You'll smell fresh cut grass. Okay, But like we were
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talking about this last week, where's the limited somebody was
taking a dump or just smell that too.
Speaker 1 (01:06):
I don't know. You're watching Back to the Future and
they have the manure scene, Yeah, will smell that? Not
really that.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Maybe that's why they're CRAOLEA.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
Is just getting ahead of the game.
Speaker 2 (01:19):
Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
Apple looks like he's gonna debut their iPhone sixteen in
the next month or so. And apparently it's gonna have
built in AI into the phone.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
Oh okay, that's gonna be terrible.
Speaker 3 (01:32):
Uh. The World Gravy Wrestling Championship happened in Northern England.
It was messy but pretty awesome. It used over five
hundred gallons of gravy.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Oh man, I hope it wouldn't brown gravy.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
I was gonna say what kind of gravy was. It
was a sausage gravy, brown.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Gray saw meal gravy, like a white gravy delicious. Eight
grade teacher vented online after a parent said that their
son came home talking about her boom. Now, look it's
eighth grade, they baby, and the parents assumed it when
the tops she wasn't. She's just filmed welling down bury
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him and and we'll go figure he's in eighth grade.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
So yeah, eighth grade.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
You think about booms a lot, oh man, constantly.
Speaker 3 (02:21):
It doesn't even matter. You know, you're just gonna you're
gonna stare. It's just the snake.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Monica knocked over drinking.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
Remember were I forgot what resort we were at where
she was Anyway, she was like, on, oh, is that
the Conrad miss competition?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
And we were at the hotel pool. There was a
couple like, you know.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
They were probably eighth grade, probably you know, thirteen fourteen ish,
and monicue was on like all fours wiping this crap
that spilled off her table off and stuff, and the
kids were late.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Whoa crack up?
Speaker 1 (03:02):
I remember that.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
In eighth grade.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
Oh see, uh oh, this is kind of interesting. Apparently
sausage sells are up, and that's a bad sign for
the economy because when people start buying the cheaper protein
starts subbing in the cheaper stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Never good sign for the economy.
Speaker 3 (03:22):
Right. Oh yeah, that's basically the how they determined it's
not good for the economy.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Right, people aren't buying the chicken and steak anymore and
they're getting some sausages, which, hey, a good brought worst,
Nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 3 (03:35):
A woman in Nebraska facing charges after stabbing a dude
in the head with a pair of scissors. He actually
didn't even know he was stabbed until he walked into
a vape shop and the scissors lodged in this dude's head.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
No, they're just sticking out.
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Uh huh.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
They say that right if you get stabbed in the head,
because you if they get through that sauce spot, because
the brainin doesn't have any nerve endings in it, sure feelings,
and you can't people get You know, there's people that
are awake during their brain surgery.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
How weird is that?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
I mean, I feel like with just scissors sticking out
though you pump it on your head rest or something.
Speaker 2 (04:09):
Look a pair of scissors.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Imagine the people that saw him walk in, are you
all right, sir dude? You know, I wondered they're like,
just maybe we shouldn't say anything to him because he's
obviously got to know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
It's just like a look.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
And then again it's a vape shop. Maybe they see
it all the time.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Well, you're second dude in here today with that.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Fifty five year old guy, and George got arrested for
a decent exposure. I have to take it off his
clothes at a laundry mat. Wait, I mean, how do.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Y'all do laundry?
Speaker 1 (04:43):
You gotta get him clean.
Speaker 2 (04:46):
Well, I'm doing my laundry.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
He can't expect him du to two loads right at once.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Come on.
Speaker 3 (04:54):
A lonely and quote sexually frustrated dolphin has been blaming
for at least eight Tina tax on swimmers in Japan.
Apparently it's so bad. One person got humped so hard
it broke his rib.
Speaker 1 (05:07):
Oh tanged.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Down? Dolphin down.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Kid in New York didn't show up for school, and
then news helicopter came of playing hooky on the roof
of his parents' apartment building.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Pretty funny. Right before a wedding, thirty.
Speaker 3 (05:25):
One year old woman in England found out her fiance
had cheated on her.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Oh what did she do to get him?
Speaker 3 (05:31):
In stupid stories, Well, instead of canceling the whole wedding thing,
she threw a forty six thousand dollars party for herself.
Oh okay, she's currently finishing up her solo honeymoon in Greece.
Seems like a stupid waste of money. Yeah, I mean,
do you really need to go blow all that money
just because you look consider yourself lucky you.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Found out before maybe guests already had started traveling.
Speaker 3 (05:55):
Or no, she took all the money and just threw
herself a party it's a little bit of a you know,
I get your pity party lady, but forty six thousand
dollars do you really need to go like that? I
guess maybe they're just rich.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
So I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
You heard a gentle parenting? You ever heard reckless parenting?
How about this some wrist dude? Or maybe he's just
an ordinary guy that happened to own a Lamborghini.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (06:23):
He let his five year old son, let his five
year old son drive the Lamborghini, and he hit the
speed of one hundred and ninety four miles an hour.
He video taped the doll Wow. He actually put a
car seat in the driver's seat of the Lamborghini, extended
the pedals, so the five year old careach. I mean
his father was writing shotguns, So I guess there's that
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all right.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
I had it under control. I could tell him the lift.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
So did they get pulled over or did they come
after him? Because of the video?
Speaker 2 (06:53):
The video?
Speaker 3 (06:54):
Okay, man, a five year old driving a Lamborghini at
one hundred and ninety four miles an hour.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
I'm like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
Because if you get pulled over and the cop walks up,
there's only one thing you can say to that cop
to make a wish?
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Yeah, yeah, totally.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm not gonna say he's gonna buy it. That's about
all you could try to pass that off.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
Little Timmy looks sick.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You ever heard of make a wish?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
I'm just just making that happen, sir, making that abit
cough a couple times.
Speaker 1 (07:27):
Son, just cough.
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Look really sick, all right? I who wanted Tampa named
Dominic m Rossa. She runs a nonprofit with her mom
called Rags to Riches Animal Rescue. They've been looking for
the right person to adopt a two year old pug
with special needs. The pug is named Blue, and Blue
got hit by a car a while back.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
So still happy.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
Still you know, a cute little dog, but he has
a special wheelchair that he uses to get in.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Oh okay, Oh.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
The weekend, a woman who wanted to adopt him came
to Amerosa's place check him out, but it turned out
that she had other dogs, so Emerosa decided she wasn't
a good fit.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
She drove down there she wanted to adopt the dog.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
The person who owns the dog says, I'm sorry, I
don't feel like you're you're a good fit.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
Fair enough, You're gonna need to spend a lot of
attention on the one dog.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
M you think it was fair enough for her?
Speaker 3 (08:29):
She's like, oh, oh, wait what the woman responded by
pulling the gun outside.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
When the woman grabbed a gun.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
From a car, cocked it and put it to the
back of Amerosa's head.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Damn.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Apparently this woman made Amerosa crouch down and pressed it
against her temple. Yeah that's a little scary. Yeah, all right,
maybe you can't have the dog. Amerosa apparently screamed, which
prompted a neighbor to come outside called ninety one one.
Thankfully the woman left.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
Nobody was hurt.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
Please tracked her down, come scared the gun. Last week
heard she hadn't been arrested. They were still trying to
decide what the charge her with. I guess, and Rosa says, wait,
they're still trying to find way. How about I don't know,
threats charging? Right, she didn't say she was gonna do
anything to her, but still.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I think once that gun's against your head, that kind
of implies something.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
Right, Yeah, I feel like that's good enough reason of
us arrest anyway, she says. She Joes. They just get
her off the streets, calling her a quote very scary person. Yeah,
you think she and her mom they they'll continue to
look for a good home for a blue imagine blue
gets adopted pretty quick after that. So I guess footage
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from six Flags. You know what makes this really scary?
Is this not six Flags Florida? His six Flags Mexico.
Oh see, everybody's doing the exact same thing Scoop just did.
Oh whoa, Oh well, there's another level of sketchy slash excitement.
So six Flag in Mexico it went viral and there
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a bunch of people got stuck on a ride two.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
Hundred and fifty feet above the ground in the middle
of a storm.
Speaker 1 (10:21):
It's comparable to the Starflyer here, the one that's got
the big swings. Sure that goes up. That's the kind
of ride that it was.
Speaker 3 (10:30):
Well, it's called Supergirl Skyflight or sky Screamer. As some
of their parks, you're gonna swing and sponge and circles.
A lot of fares have them. They didn't go very high.
Six Flags version has a max height of two hundred and.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Forty two feet.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
That's not very high.
Speaker 3 (10:48):
They were at the top when apparently the ride froze up,
so they were just dangling for like ten minutes, and
unfortunately it happened to be in the middle of a
terredential downpour at the same time. Well why they go up.
The video shows the wind whipping while everybody's you know,
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in their little seat.
Speaker 2 (11:11):
You know, we changed a lot of people crying. They're
all like, oh, we're gonna die.
Speaker 3 (11:15):
Man, I'd lab my ass off, and some dudies over
there crying.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
I remember when we went to go write it, there
was there was wind issues and apparently they don't have
those wind issues in Mexico or they don't address them at.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
Least wind issues. We're throwing it through the wind. Don't
worry about that. Yeah we got we got wind issues handled.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
It's called change. Some change right there. It's all we
need is good.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
It's good hang on.
Speaker 3 (11:40):
Storm got worse there being evacuated, but nobody was hurt.
Six Flags put out a statement said I love their statements.
Said it cause quote some uncomfortable moments end quote for
a few visitors. However, the ride was back up and
running a short time later. Some uncomfortable moments. Yeah, got oh,
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Johnny over there, tearing up, crying to die.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Sounds like they didn't even let the thing dry off
before they started running it again.
Speaker 3 (12:11):
What a drive off when it flies through the air,
scoop wind blown. A good wedding photographer knows how to
stay out of the way but still catch the most
intimate photos. But maybe this is just a little too intimate.
Thirty year old wedding photographer in Minnesota's facing charges for
filming the bride naked while she was getting ready and
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her bridal suite. This little purr set up a hidden
camera that recorded her in the underwear.
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, you know, nothing else.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
I was expecting him to actually, you know, be physically
taking the pictures, and no.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
This clown like I got it. Let me just sit
up this little hidden and care while he's getting dressed.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
Police were able to identify the twenty seven year old bride,
who watched the footage and confirmed it was her. The
wedding was back in twenty twenty, and it was at
a venue looks like where it was oh ninety miles
south of Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
Police listen to this.
Speaker 3 (13:06):
Police only found out about it why because the photographer's
wife turned him in. Oh damn Apparently it wasn't his
first little deal. She gave the police a thumb drive
that had video plus more sexually explicit material on it.
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They didn't elaborate as to what the other material was,
but it sounds like it.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Look put this way.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
It wasn't an isolated incident on this guy. He would
apparently do this quite often. Shady little bastard.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Anyway.
Speaker 3 (13:40):
The guy his name, Oh wow, Mitchell Ring this which
is a great last name for a wedding photographer, just saying,
thought he's ever gonna get hired again?
Speaker 2 (13:51):
It's funny. His website says.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
It promises to provide quote timeless yet captivating photos and
videos that will do justice to your uniquely perfect love story.
His punk guy is doing court next week facing misdemeanor
charges of interfering with privacy. It looks like maximum sins
is three thousand dollars fine, maybe a two year in jail.
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But his wife turned him in. I imagine they'll be in
divorce court soon. Oh yeah, all right, And here is
the craziest story of all.
Speaker 2 (14:22):
So this is uh, this is kind of wild.
Speaker 3 (14:26):
It's that a Washington The story says, a controversial sign
that has been taken down since the story came out.
I guess anyway, Dree criticism the sign depicting a buttock
in rainbow colors. So it's like a rainbow flag, but
in the middle of it kind of well, it's got
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a little bit of a butt sort of outline to it. It
looks like a you know, like a rainbow butt but
also a rainbow flag. Anyway, underneath it it says, quote,
my neighbor loves butt stuff in quote.
Speaker 1 (15:02):
Oh, so it's like a.
Speaker 3 (15:03):
Flag that you know, I was the has an arrow pointed.
The neighbor said, my neighbor loves butt stuff, and you know,
had a neighbor that had a pride flag, and that's
what this this flag was pointing towards. So the neighbor
put up a so it said, preface this, the neighbor
whoever put this flag up put up a large pride flag.
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So in response, the neighbor beside of them put up
this other rainbow flag. But it was in the form
of a little bit of a butt out line, and
it says my neighbor likes butt stuff, with an arrow
pointing towards the other sign. So, I mean, in a
way it's funny in a way. It's like, well, is
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that free speech?
Speaker 1 (15:50):
I I would say it probably falls into free speech.
There are probably people that would argue maybe that's hate speech.
I mean, it doesn't sound too cruel, but there may
be people that frame it up that way.
Speaker 3 (16:04):
So the neighbor says, I was in shock. I was like, really,
what are you trying to prove here? He said, His
pride flag is in his front yard to show support
for the LGBTQ plus community. The flags, the flags just
mean unity, individualism, what have you? And the signs she
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put up brought put it right down into the cutter.
The neighbors says, brought right down to the cutter. He
missed he had second thoughts when the sign was first
put up, so I almost went to the flag down.
I almost went to the flag down. Then that makes
any sense, But I guess the flag sense has been
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taken down. But it started this controversy in the neighborhood.
Some neighbors say that, you know, that's rude in this
day and age.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
Come on, that's rude. On called for.
Speaker 3 (17:01):
Other people say, you know, to do something like that,
that's not right. But that's the way it feels. He
has the right to express it. So yeah, it's a
mixed bag of people in how they feel. But that's
you got made. If that's your neighbor and they put
up that as a response, I kind of think that's funny, right,
But could it be harassment?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:24):
I mean, if you take the initial pride flag out
of it and they just posted that that flag, huh,
would it be any more or less appropriate? Like if
you're just you know, calling somebody out like that. I mean,
what would happen if your neighbor I don't know either
of your neighbors, but if what are your neighbors put
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up a sign pointing at your house with the same
thing on it, right right, what would your response to
that be?
Speaker 3 (17:51):
Well, I would put up I would put up another
sign right with an arrow says he talked about this
dude two houses down, you pass the buck down. Yeah, yeah,
he talked about another neighbor this way, keep going to
two houses down.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
So eventually your whole neighborhood is just arrows.
Speaker 2 (18:14):
Put it all the way around back to the original sign, saying,
you know.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
You've got this human centipede of signs around. Not it?
Speaker 3 (18:25):
Not it No, not this would either keep going. Yeah,
the other person likes butt stuff hilarious for happy fun
butt stuff. See that neighbor is start a big neighbors
signed for Just.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
What this neighborhood needs is more signed.
Speaker 3 (18:45):
Right, I'm gonna I'm gonna get you next week, Steve,
I'm coming for you.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
Get a weather vein. So it's got the arrow that
will point at anything right right right this neighbor.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
That's funny.
Speaker 3 (19:02):
I do have this Lesbo shit lives up the sheet
from me and a girlfriend lived there.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I just put it right then they do like but
stuff any.
Speaker 1 (19:08):
Other stuff.
Speaker 3 (19:13):
Hilarious. But you got admit just to post a flag
like that as a response, I don't think it's funny.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
Did they sell that flag or did they have to
go get that custom made somewhere?
Speaker 2 (19:27):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I mean, I don't know that they sell a sign.
It's a rainbow flag in the shape of a butt.
My neighbor likes butt stuff. I feel like it's pretty custom.
Call it a sign for us. Yeah, one hour less perfect.
Here's what I need to say. My neighbor loves butt stuff.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
Excuse me, which direction do you need that arrow pointing?
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Make sure the arrow points west west. Uh too funny,
all right,