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October 3, 2024 • 13 mins
Police apprehend man after slowest pursuit of all time.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop. Yeah so stop. Yeah, you are stupid stories.

Speaker 1 (00:10):
Brought to you by stealing steel Dealers dot Com.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
All right, let's get it right to it. Twenty three
year old girl in Georgia. She's she was jailed after police,
well police mistook spaghettio sauce on a spoon in a
car for meth. Spaghetti sauce. Yeah, now here's what's wild.
All right, So a bunch of news outlets are reporting

(00:36):
on this story. Here's the weird thing about this story.
It happened in twenty fourteen. Oh, let's talk about slow
news days, right, went up? Yeah? Yeah. For some reason,
there's a bunch of news agencies reporting on this although

(00:56):
it took place ten years ago, they're reporting it like
it happened like day for yesterday.

Speaker 1 (01:01):
I would hope that it's already run its course, that
she's gone to court and settled it and oh.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
Yeah, yeah, all that's done, All that's done. It's just
this is how weird the news is. Because you ever
seen like Joe Rogan is great for it. He'll show
clips where you know, all these news agencies. It's like
high mentality where they all say the exact same thing,
I mean, like verbatim, and it's just overlaid and they're

(01:24):
all saying and reading the same message. It's so weird. Yeah,
there's something going on there anyway. Just think that's funny.
USPS employee has been charged with seeing more than one
point five million dollars in checks and fraudilely is securing
a pandemic relief loan. You people that try to scale

(01:46):
the system, man, I hope every one of y'all get
caught and they're still really these people in.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
But he wasn't stealing people's mail.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
No, he was just scamming. The system has so many
people oftentimes do. It's just funny. I love when they
get busted. Surgeon in the UK apparently had to use
a Swiss Army penknife to open a chest of a patient.
He claimed he couldn't find a steriol scalpel so used

(02:16):
a Swiss Army pocket.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Knife and that was sterile enough.

Speaker 2 (02:20):
I did. Hey, man, I'm just reading what I have.
I'm like, you know what, hold on, man, just so
what happens. I got my spider CoA onie. Let me
just damn it off. Here with some wind decks. I'll
cut you right open. Boston is once again the most

(02:40):
expensive city United States were hotels according to a survey
by cheaphotels dot com.

Speaker 1 (02:49):
They didn't get their right from Boston this year, is
you right?

Speaker 2 (02:52):
Student in Canada found out the engine in his two
year old car will not be repaired under warranty because
he quote overreaded the engine over Yeah. So now with
the computer assistance in the cars, they can tell if
you run the car to red line, they can tell

(03:14):
if you spend any amount of time and how long
in red line you spend there. And well, apparently not
gonna uphold the warranty if you were in there tapping
the rev limitter. That's gonna suck. To give me a
new engine? You want bet?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
Then they display all the evidence allowed display number one.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
All right, I know, man, this is this crazy story.
Killed a vagrant after taking him the ihop for breakfast.
He's been since life in prison. Justin Freisener and his
best friend, Cameron Russell were both both homeless. I guess
they were huddled up at a bus stop and Boise.
They're approached by a stranger, a guy named Dallas Brower,

(03:58):
offering to help him out, So of course they're gonna
take it. The guy comes up today, man can buy
you guys breakfast. Sure, he was like a great deal,
you know. Yeah. Well, then his buddy says, Justin, Justin
got is the one guy got murdered. He was a

(04:19):
sweet person, I know, Russell said. Traumatize me. Could not
sleep after that night. I watched my own best friend
die for no reason. Police were ride at the scene,
found both men unconscious and Brower that Dallas Brower guy
on the phone, very calm and covered in blood. So
that's weird, right. Brower told police the men had tried

(04:42):
to card jack him, but evidence obviously proved otherwise, and
the fact that the other friend, Cameron Russell, survived the attack.
So you can tell, please, what really happened. The evidence
showed that. So this guy us he stabbed that other
dude sixteen times. His defense attorney says, listen to this.

(05:05):
The client experienced hallucinations for years to notice some stuff
becoming much more violent. About four years ago, after becoming
addicted to methampheta me. Oh, dude, meth is a nasty
drug man that.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Has a lot of American psycho vibes to it though,
totally right, Like, yeah, let me be nice to you,
let me pick you up, take you out for you.

Speaker 2 (05:30):
See all these tiktoks or Instagram posts. I watched them
all the time, these people doing just that, approaching the
homeless person and helping them out, get dressed up, cleaned up. Hey,
how else can I love those, you know, sure, but
yeah when it turns evil and then.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
Taking them out for their last meal, Sketchy said, eye
hop even, I.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Mean that's a good last meal.

Speaker 1 (05:53):
I'll be honest, big old biscuits and gravy.

Speaker 2 (05:56):
You no doubt pancakes would be on my last Yeah,
all right, is it worth it? Then?

Speaker 1 (06:02):
If anybody's gonna kill us, make sure you drag a
sky offer if you send his eyehaw first, like it's
short all you can eat.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm there, I'm just jop jail when I'm going for it.
An entrepreneur from Minnesota, his name was Caleb, just unveiled
Well it's something called the poop Copter. He describes it
as the world's first aerial bound, self guided dog poop
removal system. It's pretty awesome, all right, sounds good. It's
a drone that can detect the dog's poop well then

(06:30):
defined space like yard. It lowers itself and it picks
up the poop, It carries it away, disposed of it.
Caleb says, it's kind of like a UFO, except to
subducting dog poop instead of people. One option to get
on the uh poop copter options? Yeah, okay, is a

(06:52):
sky dump?

Speaker 1 (06:54):
Okay? What's a sky dump?

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Well, I feel like that's self explanatory. Is sky dump
is when you released contents midair, like you know, over
your neighbor you don't like property.

Speaker 1 (07:08):
Say, initially it was kind of vegue as to where
it got disposed of that?

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Uh huh yeah, Oh look at this what's his ear?
Scoddumb buttondo. Can imagine he's rolling down the road and
some drone over top. You're watching it like, look, is
that is that one of him? Fancy drones? Look as
drops up dog dude.

Speaker 1 (07:34):
Totally see if you live near a business though, just
using their dumpster.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
Oh yeah, totally drop it over pools. Oh my name's
got a pool target.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
Every day at three o'clock, this drone flies by and
drops inky.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Imagine getting home every day and having dog poo hell
in the hell is that dog? That'd be awesome. All right,
This is funny man in custody after leading law enforcement
on a very very slow chase following a hit and run.

(08:14):
Kyle mcneerney. He's accused of kicking the passenger out of
his black Kia as he was driving through some intersection.
Accorded Pressley's the victim of state of mcneerey wouldn't drive
fast enough, he was at the time. At the time,

(08:35):
he wouldn't drive faster than twenty miles an hour, fifteen
to twenty miles an hour with the passenger.

Speaker 1 (08:40):
So he's an uber driver apparently so.

Speaker 2 (08:45):
He said he wouldn't drive faster than fifteen miles an hour.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'd be pissed. I got into an uber and oh my.

Speaker 2 (08:52):
God, fifteen can you imagine? Oh my god, I killed
a guy. What are you doing? What are you doing? Yo?

Speaker 1 (09:01):
Bro co It's everything all right, yo, yo, go.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
Anyway, he kicks a guy out, guy calls police. Police
to trying to get this guy to pull over. It's
funny when you read the store deputies say ment neary
drove to the intersection of some highway blah blah blah.
He was involved to hit and run. The victim of
the crashtoil deputies he saw when Neary was driving, came

(09:28):
to a complete stop in front of the vehicle that
she was riding in, without giving the driver enough time
to stop anyway. They he was driving three miles an hour.
He wouldn't stop, so the cops used stop sticks to
stop the car that was that was moving three miles

(09:48):
an hour. Look, man, we're gonna throw down the stopsticks,
so you might as well just stop. Man, get out
a car. Man, all right, drop the stop sticks. They're
just talking to him and he's driving.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
By, walking by with the stopsticks over their shoulder. Just
once we get in front of this car, we're dropping
these uh.

Speaker 2 (10:08):
All rights, have dumbasses. How about this guy? Is this
brilliant or is this absolutely absurd? A guy in Tampa
last year himself camping out during Hurricane Helene, and it
did exactly what he was supposed to do. He went
viral for it. Okay, he claims he took to calculated risk,

(10:33):
but it worked out. It's the most views he's ever gotten,
so the whole thing was worth it. So he camped out.
He tried to, you know, put up a tent and
you know, do camp out bangs during during freaking hurry.
To me, that's hilarious. You imagine being a tent one
hundred and tim out our wind trying to go by. Yeah,
I get luck with that.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
The thing I'm oppressed about is the cell service. Yeah,
I mean, I'm surprised if he was doing it through
a phone. I assume that's how he was doing huh.
But yeah, just to have the cell towers stay up
through all.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
That, I know, that is impressive. You're lasting the whole thing. Hi,
this is me. I'm about to be blown away.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
Because how bad does it suck? If you're trying to
live stream it? That was your whole goal and the
cell towers are down. Yeah right, you're like, I'm broadcasting
to myself.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
This is me, float away in a tent. I hope
I survive, right, all right? So police in Oklahoma arrested
principal Mickey Pogo. He's a principal at Bixby High School.
Showed up to the Fallow Dance re key of alcohol
and apparently that wasn't the end of it, because you

(11:40):
know what that link would courage. He had to show
off his moves baby. Oh oh yeah, he reportedly got
handsy with one of the students on the dance floor.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Oh oh damn, one of those dance one of them.

Speaker 2 (11:52):
Principles please, had no evidence to charge of a public intoxication.
They're investigating more of his behavior, asking students to come
forward if they have any video footage from the dance.
You know they do. They're like principal's jack, bro, they
get out your phone. He's already been fired. They say

(12:14):
they're working to support the investigation and they're committed to
regaining the trust to the students in the community. Yeah,
the old handsy, drunk hammer principal. Oh those are never any.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Good so high school.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Yeah, oh, creeper funny. All right, there you have the
stupid stories, told you some pretty good ones. Look, there's
a funny story out today. White people choose not to
have dogs and cats. God, those people are lonely. Tell
you about that. Few other fun stories. There's a couple
other well, just funny games. We're get to play today

(12:50):
be cause we do ask some tickets. What have got
tickets for Scoop.

Speaker 1 (12:53):
God Smack going on in Colorado Springs October seventeenth plus.
We got a hotel room for one Lucky Winner. Though
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
Why they call it National Mean Girl's Day. It is
mean Girl's Day.

Speaker 1 (13:07):
There's a quote from the movie Oh is there? Yeah,
so Lindsay Lohan, the star of Mean Girls. Huh, there's
a guy that she has a crush on and sits
in front of her. I think it's an English class
and he turns around and says, Hey, what day is it?
And it's October third, So she says it's October third.
That's pretty much the extent of the scene.

Speaker 2 (13:29):
Really, it's mean girl that makes it means that makes
it mean Girls Day. Okay, well, I mean, I'm sure
you know.

Speaker 1 (13:36):
If you're on your way to high school, make sure
you turn around and ask your crush what do you do?

Speaker 2 (13:40):
I'm sure Ellen's like, no problem. But we're gonna talk
about mean girls coming up. You ever known one, scoop Az,
I've known too.

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Luckily I got a non mean girl in my life now.

Speaker 2 (13:55):
Oh that's still good. A mean one, but she's fun.
Mean
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