Someone stole a woman's Haunted dolls. Woman says the Thief is going to regret it.

Someone stole a woman's Haunted dolls.  Woman says the Thief is going to regret it.

Episode Transcript

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One O seven nine kbp I andyour show time for stupid stories. Yeah,
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dot Com. All right, herewe go. According to new study,
the more popular a student is,the less sleep they get on school nights.

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Wains why I got a lot ofsleeping. Iceman a man in Florida
who goes by pee Wee. PeeWee's name of my first, well second
dog. But yeah, man,pee Wee was awesome. He was anyway,
pee Wee was arrested, had toexpose himself to multiple shoppers at Target
Walmart. Oh, pee Wee.Look, the Walmart people were fine with

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it. It's some it's some stuff. Target. Target people don't want to
see that, you know. Thepee we didn't tell you. You know,
doesn't take much to get the copscalled on yet Target Walmart whole different
stories. Yeah man, you know, you can just lay down and cried
in the middle of the aisle atWalmart and eventually you're gonna meet the manager.

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All right. Eighteen year old Dominodelivery driver in Tennessee was shot seven
times after he accidentally parked in thewrong driveway. Cool. Yeah, the
shooter was resting. He told thepolice he heard something in his driveway,
so he went outside and started shootingat it. Damn bro shoot first asked
questions, ready, fire, aim, right, just tell the cock.

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Well, man, I just heardsome of my driveway. Knew it was
right, so I went out thereguns blazing. Really, I sure hope
he didn't have like the little Domino'slight up sign on the top of his
car at the time. Did.The man in Washington State was pulled over
for reckless driving. Wat tending tochase down somebody who is stolen this truck.

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So imagine trying to argue that tothe cops. But I was trying
to give him that truck right there. He's getting away, I know,
shut up, turn around, licensedinsurance registration. Come on. I wonder
if that ticket sticks. I wouldif you can get out of that,
you know, like like in thequarter, like if you get a liar

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and liar goes in to arguees like, hey, man, he was just
going after his truck. Sorry,sorry, but the truck was driving lawlessly.
To see what I'm saying. Nope, that's crazy, all right,
somebody, It's funny. Somebody onthe job site had a thermos filled with

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apple juice? Would that be weird? Somebody asking him Reddit if it was
immature to have apple juice as anadult? Not at all. Do you
ever see apple juice though as ayou know, though, I think once
or twice I've seen some in therefrigerator here, so maybe I buy apple

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on occasion. Actually I bought itmore since we heard about the apple juicification
going on with all the other juices. Yeah, all the other juices are
just apple juice with flavors added tomake it taste like the other stuff.
Right, they can add apple juiceand not have to say no sugar added,
right, because they're adding juice,right, suckers. Anyway, So

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anyway, I've just been buying applejuice. Some sense like we'll screw it
drinking the same thing, no doubt. All right, NASA, dude,
this is scary NASA what come moment? NASA recently broke a record by receiving
a laser transmission from a spacecraft onehundred and forty million miles away. So

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that was the record the transmission.They decided to test it on a damn
cat video, like, why onEarth are you sitting out videos? Of
the galaxy's most prolific killer, righttoo would be you know people that all,
here's the human racist, most prolifickiller. Let's just not a morphin
into these. Can you imagine analien race of cats? But big show

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up Jesus man. But I assumethat's the voyager. Soundly they sent it
to uh huh, they just sentit a cat video, right, Why
the hell would you do that?H you want to die? So all
we need is alien race of catsshowing up all cray, We've got this

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from your spacecraft. You're one ofus? Oh god, by three minute
Quebec, dude, this is creepy. Three men in from Quebec. The
same family have fathered more than sixhundred kids. Ooh. The trio served
as sperm donors for women across theprovince trying to get pregnant. Women apparently

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responded to a freaking Facebook ad,y'all, a Facebook ad talking about,
you know, free sperm donations,and so these women responded to those ads.
Unbeknownst to them is one family.Oh wow, oh that is dull.
Come on, come on in andget your sperm. Anyway, here's

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what happened. They got a lotof feedback from a lot of the mothers
that they realized what was happening becamea bigger problem as the investigation continues.
It was it was well, itbecame very apparent it was all from uh
well, the majority of it wasfrom two guys. And what's crazy is
these two guys has some damn raregenetic disorder affecting the liver that could be

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passed down to kids. And there'smore than six hundred kids already confirmed fathered
by these three men, majority ofthem by two. Oh my god,
that's creepy. That just goes toshow how effective those Facebook ads are.
There's a new Uh right, well, we really have an unbelievable demographic here.

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Uh there's a documentary about this.It's called per one hundred Infants spelled
with an E because it's over therefriendship. Uh yeah, dude, that
is creepy. Could you imagine?Oh my god? Oh just you know,

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you've been completely lied to about whatthe donor was, or how it
was built or who just all thatjust completely made up. You know.
Wet's see, I'm sure a womanwants somebody tall, so you're five foot
five in reality, you up therecracking off six four. Let's playing man
with six four, six foot four, dark hair, blue eyes, you
know, perfect complexion, you know, speak sixteen languages. Uh yeah,

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man, right. Meanwhile, it'sjust you know, one of these two
brothers, Darrell and Darrell. Ohwow, I would iagine there's probably a
special section on like twenty three andmeters for this family. At any time
anybody gets a test from quotback,they're like, ooh, let's see if
this person's got some more siblings.Right, it's just a massive sword of

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redheaded late u short kids. Uhsee all right. If you want the
people who are into snacks, thenwell so one of the best things about
parenting is the level of snacks thatyou now get to come equip with.
Hey, I saw you eat nuttybuddies the other day. Yeah, like,

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oh those look good. Those areawesome again part of the snack program.
You never ate those before I havingkids, No, no, but
I was like, hey, Idon't take one of those. Sure it's
bad, but at the same timeit's so delicious. Uh, but do
you allow your kids to snack atthe grocery store? Oh? Hell no,

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I don't have kids, but hellno, you can't snack out the
grocery store. Right, you canhave a grape or two out of the
bag. It's about where my limitis. Okay, But as far as
you know, owning up a bagof chips, you just got oh hell
no, hell no. Uh well, I wish bring it up because you

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know, I've seen people allow theirkids to be snackers at the grocery store.
You know, my kid occasually grabbingan apple, so we save the
sticker off that we always run it. Okay, I've never steal nothing,
But how about this as a snacker. Somebody posted this on social media having
some audi grocery store somebody, Thereis no joke. Somebody opened a package

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of bacon like a full on,like block brick of bacon and took a
big ass bite at the bottom ofit. Oh oh, and I feel
like bacon again is one of theone of the things that really you you
know, when as far as snacksgo, significantly better cooked than uncooked,
I mean really no comparison at all. Uh yeah, it's amazing. It's

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amazing cooked. Don't get me wrong, I love it cooked uncooked. You
know what, I can't say I'veever really wanted to try it No,
however, there's that one guy,all right please in Florida spinted a trespassing
call at a convenience store on Wednesday. Looks like one of the cossacks.
He got assaulted. The officer washit by a cheeseburger. Cheeseburger. This

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cheeseburger was quote forcibly end quote thrownat his thigh forcibly by a seventy three
year old man who happened to behandcuffed. Yeah, while he threw said
cheeseburger forcibly. Now, if you'rethinking, shoot, how could he forcibly
throw a cheeseburger and hit this copin the leg? And I'm sure didn't

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leave it mark? Well, thereport says, you'd be wrong, says
the cop observed. It is residueresidue from the burger on his thigh,
six inches below his belt line.Burger resident, excuse me, this is
burger residue. Can you lock this? See this right here? That's an

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assault charge? Boom. If Igo in to get a burger today and
day out, would you like catchup in Mayo on Earth mustard on that
and say just give me the residue. Stop put all the residue stuff on
it. He was charged mistermeanor trespassingbattery on a law enforcement officer, A
little big charge. That's residue,bitch, that's battery on the police officer.

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Damn uh, it's rough to getout feeling like that too. This
guy's got long rahaps that includes restof two years ago trying to strike a
cop with metal pole. So it'snot his first run in. But damn
did he really strike it with ametal pole or did he just I don't
know, fall into one and ithit the cop. I got residue.

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Excuse me, this is residue.You know what I went down? Now?
You know what I like is thebig mac residue. Okay, Well,
to each his own. This womana collector, her name is It's
uh. I'm just gonna give atry. A woman who's gone viral on

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social media after she shared a verychilling, eerie, somewhat terrifying warning to
a thief who made off with herquote haunted dolls after garage sale. This
dog collector named letting do handate Dairy. I'm sure that did that perfect.

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That's probably the best annunciation she's evergotten to that name. Spot. Absolutely
she took social media. She realizeda couple of dolls in her garage sell
been stolen from their glass cases inthe middle of the night. But the
culprit may not think he well,you pulled one over on her. She

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believes, whoever this colprit is isgonna be regretting it very very very soon.
Why because because the dolls are very, very haunted. You imagine,
even if you're like, let's behonest, those dolls are creepy, like
you've seen the old Like the olddolls get made up in all the old

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weird dresses. They're not smiling,or if they are smiling, it's like
sadistic. It's kind of like thisweird like, well are you looking at
me? Clown? Like one dollby itself not bad, but once you
get three or more, the creepfactor just goes exponential. Julie's mom has
a has a bunch of creepy dolls. Yeah, she wo She gained more

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than two million views on this video. Hearnted dolls, Yeah, hearnted dolls,
she said. The thief stolen tookhim out of the garage at three
o'clock in the morning. You're gonnaregret it. They're haunted. Had you
waited until sunlight, you would haveseen the sign under them. The red

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haunted dolls do not disturb. Shegoes on and say, I put them
in a glass hutch to try tocontain whatever demons were attached to them,
and they got so fogged up youmay have not seen it. In the
follow up clip, she explained thatshe first acquired the dolls after spotting them

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on marketplace, and she went tocollect them. They were left outside.
She didn't have any questions because COVIDjust did. But she got it home.
She spotted the dolls moving and blinking, try to contact the original owner,
but the owner said that she didn'twant them back. Oo, I
got I got questions here? Uhhuh? Why Why did she jump automatically

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to thinking they were stolen when she'sseen these dolls move and blink. Maybe
the dolls just escaped on their own. She claims she knows the spirit of
the little girl attached to these dolls, and they promised her that they would
take care of the dolls for her. Oh okay, yeah, she decided

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not to sell them or put himout as a toy. She had him
in that glass case to keep peopleaway from the garage. Somebody apparently saw
him there in the garage, socame back and stole them. Yeah.
Uh. If I was whoever stolethat doll or those dolls, I'd be
bringing them bitches back like a hotpotatoes. I'd be like, oh,

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hell no, I don't even believein that. But I don't want no
creepy ass, weird, little evilblinking staring at me doll. No,
no, no, I'm good withoutall that. I don't need no extra
curses. No, I don't needno talking daddy. There's a demon doll
in the closet. Hell no,let me get my gun because I'm just
shooting whatever the is in there.No, don't even return them nicely.

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Just do a drive bike, tosshim out the window, absolutely on fire,
just do it all f these dolls, just here you go. Take
all the demon, spirit, child, evil, whatever you could have,
all that biscuits and gravy. I'mout this bitch, No way, I
don't want none of that. Mykids are playing video games. F dolls,