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August 20, 2024 12 mins
Woman, high on Pink Cocaine and claiming to be from the future, causes a car accident.  Plus we have an assault using Raviolis
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
One o seven nine KBPI and your show time for
stupid stories.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Stop y'all all.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Stop, Yeah you are stupid stories. Brought to you by
the Good Guys. Twenty six Colorado National is presented by
Great's Garage, going on September sixth through eighth up at
the Ranch.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Two by Uh, it looks like a mall Colra Mills
Mall had to be evacuated, evacuated when people heard gunshots.
Didn't really get evacuated. It was apparently, well, teenagers smashing
milk jugs when of them at a big boom and
the old mall got evacuated. Oh that really happened. I
think so a little overreaction there. New York Post, The

(00:42):
Times was so tough scoop. How tough is it, New
York Times? Well, people are bringing their own food to
cafes to save money. Oh hey, buy Just listen to
the uh wink wink reporters and everybody on the left.
They'll tell you the economy fine, uh huh, right.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
You could easily get away with that at some of
those food halls.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
Bring in yeah, bring your own food, bring a picnic. Right.
The man who was convicted the point a gun at
a burg King drive through worker in Aurora because he
wouldn't accept drugs for a payment. He'd been sending to
one hundred and forty three years in prison. He's found
guilty of seventeen crimes overall, including eight counts of attempted murder.

(01:25):
Oh damn. Yeah, he was having a rough day. Eugene Robertson.
He was sending Thursday. So he pointed a gun at
a burn King employee and I think he was He's
also he knows a surveillance camera. Oh yeah, here it is.
He went into seven eleven. Excuse me. He went into

(01:46):
seven eleven across street from the burg King, point a
gun at the head store clerk, noticed the surveillance camera
on the wall behind it, shot the screen of the
surveillance camera. Oh damn. And he goes out in the
parking lot and shoots two people in the parking lot.
Oh okay, he was the trigger happy.

Speaker 3 (02:01):
So he really didn't get one hundred and something years
just for trying to trying to get well cheeseburger.

Speaker 2 (02:08):
Yeah, a council attempted murder, So that's doing something. That's
what did it? Yeah? Yeah, uh three and four gen
z Ers blame social media for having a negative impact
on their mental health, but they still choose to use it.
What that makes sense? Does it not at all? Oh? Wait,
you're telling me that's bad for me. All right, I'm

(02:29):
gonna go use it.

Speaker 3 (02:30):
It's like cigarettes, though I'm pretty sure everybody who's ever
smoked a cigarette is well aware that it's not good
for you.

Speaker 2 (02:36):
Yeah. Yes, so you still go back to it. Yeah,
AI isn't just helping kids cheating on homework anymore? Scoop, No, no,
what else can we use helping job seekers to see
interviewers and cheat so that they're landing in a new job,
or at least the obscure job from where they were.
Oh and then they have to fake it. The rest

(02:57):
of the led screens in or again lottery billboards, I
guess they had to be turned off over the weekend.
They were taken over by a mysterious furry animation. I
kind of want to see that the billboards lotteries like
the l E. These Koreans on the billboards, you got men.

(03:17):
Seeing a furry animation on one of those be kind
of funny. So mer pet Cake, I got the hicgoes
Can crews. So are there different types of kangaroos that
you can have as pets.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
So, looking at the Colorado Wildlife website, red kangaroos are
the ones that are allowed here. Really, I'm not sure
what the difference is, but they denote that red kangaroos
are allowed in.

Speaker 2 (03:43):
Colorado, red kangaroos. And I wonder where these red kangaroos
can be found at. I don't know where they native
to Australia. Come on, mate, he me a beer out anyway.
I didn't even know this is possible to have a
pet can, but apparently somebody in West Virginia did and

(04:03):
it was a full grown pet kangaroo got loose and
took a Is it a joy hop? If you're a kangaroo,
don't take a joy walk? Do you joy jump? Joy jump?
A joy hop? Boying boying boeying? Yeah, I guess slowing
down a bunch of morning traffic? Is that you imagine?
If you're in West Virginia see a kangaroo hopping down

(04:24):
the road, Yeah, you sw have a traffic going freak
out for sure? What kind of math that you cooking
on their son? Uh? Yeah, kangaroo in West Virginia? How
big do the red kangaroos get do we know that?

Speaker 3 (04:39):
I don't know how big they get, but I did
look up how do I get a kangaroo? And it
looks like you kind of have to go through one
of those Joe exotic sort of.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Deals. You're dealing with one of those kinds of people.
But a those people? What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (04:53):
A male baby red kangaroo can be picked up in
Texas fo dollars damn female five grand wow minimum? Yeah,
it looks like some of these other ones are six
grand eight thousand.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Oh my god, that's cute. Little look at that little
thing through cut kangaroo. You got Riley over here, ninety
five hundred dollars. But what is flip wow?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
Anyway, if you want a kangaroo, expect to shot out
some money for it.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
How big did the red kangaroos get? I'm kind of curious.
And if females have the marsupial pouch right you put
in like you know, put your wallet and cell phone
in there and take take a kangaroo out for a hop.
A red kangaroo.

Speaker 3 (05:41):
Males will stand up to about six foot six Jesus
weigh up to two hundred pounds. Females are much smaller.
They'll be about three five and they'll weigh up to
about seventy five pounds.

Speaker 2 (05:52):
Okay, do you imagine a six foot six pet and
you can have up to six of those in Colorado. Well,
having more people adopted the kangaroo, I wonder six foot six,
twenty pounds, dude as a stupid ass big animal.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
You actually can have up to six live native or
unregulated wildlife. And unregular unregulated wildlife is.

Speaker 2 (06:21):
What it includes.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
That kangaroos and sugar gliders, wallabies.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, all of them are small, right, sugar griters tiny,
but a kangaroo two hundred plus pounds is popping around
the old front yard. That'd be awesome. All right. Look,
nobody likes to be assaulted his crime, but let's be honest,
there's worse things than being attacked with pasta. A twenty

(06:47):
one yo woman Aflorida named Nakia Davis. She got arrested
last week because she attacked her sister with rabioli. The
sisters were arguing the kya was mad because her sister,
I guess brought home some food but she wasn't sharing it,
and apparently that doesn't fly, So she got fired up,

(07:09):
she got the plate of raviolis and started throwing him
at her sister, one at a time. Says she threw
the whole plate at first, Then she picked up I
guess random raviolis started slinging.

Speaker 3 (07:20):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (07:21):
The police were called. When they showed up, the sister
still had ravioli ravioli sauce on her the keya admitted
throwing the pasta. She was charged with domestic battery.

Speaker 3 (07:39):
We've talked about this before. If it's food, it shouldn't
be assault.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
Right, domestic battery?

Speaker 3 (07:46):
Come on now, if the raviolis are still in the
key on chef boy or d style.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh that yeah, I could probably kill a person thrown.
That's assault. But wait, a plate with rabboli? What did
the rabboli? Right? Up? Mic wave Pizza Rose, you got
over it right? What happened your forehead? It's a burn
from ravioli is messy. I love when the cops say that.

(08:16):
When they got there, the sister still had ravioli on her.
Thirty six year old man in Myrtle b, South Carolina
named Joshua apparently freaked out of the candy stork called
sugar Life because they wouldn't accept the return. The store
says they make their return policy clear when you check out,
Although it seems like common sense most people who wants

(08:36):
the candy that's returned.

Speaker 3 (08:38):
Right, especially if it's one of those years in like
the little shovel for right, right. Yeah, no one wants
to put that back in the bin.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Yeah, Hey, I didn't need all these malted milk balls.
I'm just gonna put him back. No, you're not anyway, Joshua,
he just didn't understand. He got so he didn't put
out a gun. Oh, he pointed the gun. Two employees
right to quote put a chunk of their heads on

(09:05):
the floor if they didn't give him his money back. Look,
you can't threaten to put a chunk of people's head
on the floor if they don't give you money for candy.
You know, it seemed a little aggressive. Look, just I'm
gonna lay that part of your head on the floor
this year, gun if you don't give you my two
dollars back from his candy. Anyway, Joshua got his money back,

(09:29):
Oh did he Yeah? And left. Uh. Employees got a
police attracted. Joshua later tracked it down later and the
rest of him and just the gun charges They also
found cocaine in his truck. Oh you sure it wasn't sugar. No,
just cocaine. Just cocaine. Yeah, please say. Joshua was also

(09:51):
involved in a quote related incident. It's unclear what that was.
Joshua was I feel like a little heated. He had
too much sugar. He's feeling crabby. I think he had
too much cocaine. I guess. In this grand Model from
New York City crashing Mercedes causing a three car wreck
and Miami that killed two people, told police that she

(10:13):
was under the influence of party drugs and believed that
she was from the future. Oh, like, you know, you're
on some hard drugs when you think you're from the future. Right,
it looks like Macy. Maria Lathers confessed to police that
she was under the influence of pink cocaine. Oh, pink

(10:34):
cocaine is no. It's a synthetic drug containing ketamine y.
It's also known as two C. There's a synthetic drug
called pink cocaine and it's not cocaine. Yeah, it seems odd, right.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
I just figured it was. You know, it's kind of like, uh,
breaking bad with the Blue the Blue Math I figured
it was.

Speaker 2 (10:55):
Just right marketing that it was lemonade coke. Right. Uh, anyway,
it's pink cocaine, it's ketamine and a few other things.
It looks like she read a red light. She crashed
into two cars, killing one of the drivers and his
rear seat passenger. It looks like Lathers tried to flee

(11:21):
at the scene, but she was stopped by passer buyers. Oh,
that's never good. She advised she was under the influence. Oh,
she told police. She advised them she was under the
influencer to C to C Yeah, no, one is a
known party drug. That and she also told the cops
that she was from the future and had a crystal ball.

(11:44):
Oh yeah, then say why she decided to tell them
she was from the future? Now, crystal ball? You thought
she would be able to see that one coming, right anyway.
She was charged four counts of driving without license resulting
in that's serious injury, four counts of leaving the scene
to crash result in death, serious injury. Oh. She is

(12:07):
ordered to remain in jail and one hundred and forty
thousand dollars bond. Oh yikes, Yeah, kids don't do drugs,
no more. To c for her, Yeah, to see never good.
It's weird synthetic drug called pink cocaine.

Speaker 3 (12:24):
I'm just feeling old now that I don't recognize any
of these party drugs anymore.

Speaker 2 (12:29):
Shady wild, uh, silly too seed. What happened? Just you know,
smugging a joint? God, having a beer? Good, God, he's
got to take it up sixteen notches. And besides, synthetic drugs,
never any good? Oh those are those? Always her
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