September 11, 2023 • 26 mins
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MONDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Woman Is Arrested for Leaving Kids in a Hot Car, and
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8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Top Pumpkin Spice Food Each State Is Googling
ONE MORE THING: Is "Girl Hammers" the Next "Girl Dinner"?
Originally Aired: Monday, September 11th, 2023
TRENDING: There's Actually a Competition to Find the Laziest Person, and You Can't
Even Sit Up
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: The reason your nose runs when you cry is because your tears drain into the "nasolacrimal ducts," which run down each side of the nose.
MONDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A Woman Is Arrested for Leaving Kids in a Hot Car, and
Asks the Cops to Crank the AC in the Cruiser
8 O'CLOCK TALK: The Top Pumpkin Spice Food Each State Is Googling
ONE MORE THING: Is "Girl Hammers" the Next "Girl Dinner"?
Originally Aired: Monday, September 11th, 2023
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The Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcastno available through Google Play, iTunes,
Andy iHeart Radio app XCEL ninety three, Let's go this kk XL XL ninety
three, Grand Furst and I HeartRadio Station and the Morning Welcome back.
(00:22):
What are you doing man? Well, I'm listening to a dumb nonsense radio
show. Shows hilarious a freak showman. This is hilarious. Racked me
up. I listened to radio.That's the best thing I've ever heard.
Next show, by far the bestbarn yard radio. I think human radio
and what do you do? Radioshow? You're gonna make me blush here,
(00:42):
start the show, Start the show. Seven oh three. Happy Patriot
Day, National Day of Remembrance.I take a moment today memory of the
nearly three thousand people killed in theSeptember eleventh, two thousand one terrorist attacks.
Can you believe it's been twenty twoyears? Also, National Make your
(01:04):
Bed Day Today. Make your bedin the morning sets the talent for your
whole day, ust to still someone'ssleeping in Its National boss slash employee Exchange
Day Today. Do you think hecould do a better job than your boss?
Discuss I don't know if that meansexchanged gifts or comments or folk.
(01:29):
Let's look at your forecast at GreatBig TG I am today your forecast brought
to you by live Wire planning anevent. Live Wire is now available in
Grand Forts. Visit live wire nowdot com. Showers and thunderstorms likely before
noon, mostly cloudy. We getto sixty fours all today after eighty degrees
yesterday, probably cloudy forty four.There's a line of showery thundershowers. Showery
(01:53):
thundershowers. I think that's the weatherterm. Dropping from north to south.
We'll get a little bit of raI think out of this, but we'll
take anything right. Partly cloudy fortyfour Tonight and Tuesday, gradually becoming sunny.
Just sixty six, mostly sunny seventyfour Wednesday and Thursday, chants of
showers. Afternoon, partly sunny andhigh of eighty Currently downtown Grand Forks sky's
(02:15):
partly cloudy. It is fifty threeon a Minneapolis Monday. College students getting
ready for the eight o'clock class.One more week to win those fifty dollars
gift cards to Papa Murphy's, tosecur a Japanese steakhouse, or to tex
pizza. So if you're a collegestudent, you can win one of those
as early as seven thirty five.Get on the shortlist for free bundle swings
(02:36):
for a year from Buffalo Wild Wings, going out a week from today eighty
thirty five Minneapolis Monday. Right nowfour passes the Nickelodeon Universe Most Mountain Adventure
Golf Craile Experience could go out atseven thirty five if you choose that option.
Or maybe you want to wrap upone last Friday night at River City
Speedway for the season. You justwant to go see a movie on your
own time. I can make thatwork. It's a film in the blank
(02:59):
today. Even if I was rich, I would still do this fill in
that blank. Even if I wasrich, I would still What would your
answer be, Michael saying making noodlesfrom scratch? Does that mean opening the
bag, putting them in your boilingwater? That's from scratch? Right?
Is there more to your You're clevernoodling? Michael, you're noodling. Kevin
(03:23):
worked, I would still work becauseI need that health insurance. Sad,
funny but true at the same time. Thank you Kevin for sharing. And
Tara just a good person. Treatingothers how I would like to be treated
at treating people with respect? Whatyou should do if you have money or
you don't have money? Good,answered Tara. See we've got the best
(03:46):
listeners here. Penny also wants towork. I would just work less,
I think, yeah, like Iwould maybe just be in one place on
any given weekend working and instead ofbroadcasting line from two or three. By
the way, big hello to everybody. I think all of Grand Forks needs.
Grand Forks was downtown for the PotatoableParade on Saturday. What a beautiful
(04:10):
day. It was, good dayfor tail gaining and a great Undy football
victory on Saturday afternoon. Hello,what everybody all that Nelson's Pumpkin Patch.
Beginning tomorrow, We're gonna start blownout Nelson's Pumpkin Patch passes and get you
qualified for a Pumpkin Patch party ploozafor up to fifty people some free Deek's
pizza. Two more than that tocome. So Briana is also going to
(04:31):
stay humble. Excelbody three, Hey, good day? Who am I visiting
with? Jen? Hey? Jen? Fill in the blank today? Even
if I was rich, I wouldstill watch What would you still do?
Probably clip pupons, clip coupons,any feed to save. I like to
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save money. Do we just getthe joy of do I want it?
Or is it our own little likethe extreme couponing shows that's on TLC.
We just can't be you and Idon't get to go on the show.
But you kind of feel like inyour own head you're you're doing it,
you're practicing. I know. Ijust love it. I love it.
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If you can save money, Ilove it. Hugo's Extreme coupons coming the
mail. It's it's a good sixweeks, isn't it exactly? Excel Nutty
three the forks at music Station.My Money's Monday, no one won the
power Ball. By the way,if I'm twenty two tonight's estimated jackpot,
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fill the blink. We'll make thispretty easy on a Monday. Even if
I was rich, I would stillthese are fun topics of a discussion.
I would still enjoy dollar beers atSpeedway on Thursday. I would still enjoy
two dollars bush lights at the groundround all day every day. For example,
I enjoy Happy Hour a lot ofplaces to the half price appetizers.
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It'd still leak like that. Iwould not order food like Ascar gods just
because I have the money to doso. Even if I was rich,
though, I can't win, sayfour passes in Nickelodeon Universe, Mostman Adventure
Golf and Craole will experience at MA, but you can. But Ona says,
have a job. Nobody needs toknow my business. L O L.
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It's funny how many people would work, Jim saying, go to work.
I think doing something. I mean, I very much enjoy you guys,
know, doing the show with youweekday morning six to ten. Maybe
I could dial it down anyway.I would still do something I don't know,
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want something. Julie wants to work. Oh, Chris, thank you
for listening to the Twin Cities onthe iHeartRadio app. He would still be
super handsome, America's favorite lawyer listeningreligiously in the Twin Cities. Jennifer would
buy my underwear Walmart. That's thething too for shopping. I still wouldn't
need five hundred dollars shoes or shirtsor slacks. I really wouldn't need a
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big fashion upgrade. Talaisiah would worka few days a week, so I'm
not just spending my money. Soit's not for boredom. It's so you're
not just spending spending spending work seemsto be the number one answer when are
you saying live here now? Iobviously I've been here for a long time,
love the area, great people aroundhere and close to family. I
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would get the heck out of hereafter Christmas. Will come back about St
Patrick's Day. On a normal winter, a lot of people do that for
tyrees do that winter. She canbe as stressful. But I guess if
you've got the money too, youcan have somebody move your snow for you,
and maybe if you have a lotof money, put that dome over
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your home. Am the trending testtech trendy on Excel ninety three Run to
us by olph Evans Cakes and More. A mentor made sweeter by Treatsmain right
here in Grand Forks. That's olphEvan's Cakes and More in the Grand Cities.
Mall oh Man, did you havea lazy Sunday? Having an exhausting
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week with all the potatoble antics andshenanigans right through Saturday? You couldn't have
been this lazy, or maybe maybeyou could have been And are ready for
competition? Here the village of Bresnan, northern Montenegro, which is in southeast
euro Bolts of us our annual contestwhere competitors helped to earn the coveted title
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of laziest Citizens. Now the winnergets about a thousand dollars. They've been
doing this for the past twelve yearsand started as a way to mock a
myth and Montenegrins are lazy people.This year there are seven remaining contestants who've
been lying down on mats for morethan twenty straight days. I don't know
if they blow all their vacation timeon this for a thousand bucks twenty days
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and counting. Mind you, they'vealready smashed last year's record of one hundred
and seventeen hours. Now they canplay in their phones and laptops. They
can eat, drink and read.Basically, they have everything they need to
do, well nothing, I guess. But they are not allowed to sit
up or stand up. They doget ten minute bathroom breaks, but only
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every eight hours. Can't just eatand drink all day, can't do bats.
Last we heard they made it throughtwenty three days with no end in
sight. It's unclear for a winnerhas been named. In the last couple
of days. There was an officialupdate yesterday gets the reporters in Montenegro are
notoriously lazy. I kid, Ikid. It was almost worth setting up.
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That was setting up the drums forthat actual competition find the laziest person
you can't even sit up? Twentydays still going. ESPN the eighth,
the eighth, The Oh Show perhapshas got some updates for you for now
that's trending from Monday, September eleventh. Now time for you didn't know it,
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still ninety three. Ye're unbelievable,I do. After the potentable weekend,
time to turn the brains back onon a Monday, A great big
TG I am to you and yourseverybody. Random facts, let's go Bench
day. No, Maryland state monois an Italian phrase, and I'm sure
I will destroy the pronunciation fatimashe perofam in translating to manly deeds womanly words.
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That's just nothing more than a randomfast, manly deeds, womanly words.
The state mono Maryland Bench didn't know. Jean Claude van Dam's first credited
movie role was gay karate man ina movie called Monaco forever back in nineteen
eighty four. I am trying torecounts recap how many oscars that was.
(11:15):
I don't know if it won,but nominated four. Betch didn't know.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, was the capitalof the United States for exactly one day,
September twenty seventh, seventeen seventy seven. They built a capitol building,
and one day later it was denouncedPhiladelphia was the capitol before that for the
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British and just captured it. Soit moved there then to York, Pennsylvania
for about nine months. Vincent vanGoal, Betch didn't know. He didn't
start painting till he was twenty sevenyears old, and he died when he
was thirty seven. So in thoseten years he finished about eight hundred and
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sixty paintings, or an average ofone every four days, and only one
of them sold while he was alive. Ever, wonder why your nose runs
when you cry, Well, Betchdidn't knows, because your tears drain into
the ducks, your nasal crimel ducks, which run down each side of the
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nose. There they mixed with anasal mucus or snot, while the rest
flow onto your face, so you'renot making more mucus when you cry.
It's just tears overflows what it is. I apologize if you're eating breakfast right
at this second. But now youknow banksil Nutty three. It is Minneapolis,
Monday and a good day. Hi, Hey, good day. How
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are you happy to be at work? T G I am right, best
day of the week. Finally thatpesky weekends out of here. Well,
you're a very enthusiastic about Monday.I love it. I love Monday Day
and the best part is the sevenmore sleeps. Another one, right,
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who am I visiting with? Myname is Cody Kobe. Even if you
were a rich you would still wantI would still work. That seems to
be the number one answer. Imean, would you still work the forty
hour week? I don't know mepart times. I've got the dream job
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of working at a like a tropicaldaytime bar for just like three days a
week between ten am and two pm. Yeah, I mean that'd be a
long commute from here every Monday,Wednesday, Friday. Yeah, maybe we're
going to that lives there. That'dbe nice. Still do something, right,
you just have the function, right, Yeah, just lie around and
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spend your money. I probably would, though I don't know. I'm not
sure. You know, of allthese people who are sitting work this morning,
I bet wouldn't work another minute oftheir lives. I don't think.
Maybe it would work for the moneyso's already had it. Maybe volunte here,
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that's a good option. Yeah,Now, you guys are better than
me. We're gonna turn a soundgood. That's up. You are a
good person. I need to takesome lessons, thank you. Well,
what would you like here? Doyou want the four passes the Nickelodeon Universe,
most Mountain Adventure, Golf and KraoleExperience in mall of America? Maybe?
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Okay, let's give you that.Let's look, it's a Minneapolis Monday.
For the love of goodness, seeyou'll be seeing TG I am too
awesome. Sorry, you're going toenjoy Nickelodeon Universe. You're going to hit
the length said most Mountain Adventure,Golf and Kraole Experience. Also, yours
four passes for you for all ofthose activities. What station is your Minneapolis
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Monday connection? Excel? Let meput it this way, your Monday morning
more on a war Excel ninety threeNow this doesn't require any extra commentary.
Here, a thirty year old womanin Florida went to Walmart last weekend and
was arrested after someone reported that she'dleft two young kids in a long car
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on a hot ninety one degree dayfour at least twenteen minutes. The car
wasn't running, so the air conditionerwasn't on, and the windows weren't rolled
down. The car was parked onthe asphalt in the sun. The kids
were reportedly six and three years old, and they were baking. They were
checked out of the hospital and theircondition is unknown. It seems like they
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were taking their most days of precaution. But get this, Get this,
the cops put the woman in theback of the police cruiser and not only
did she not show any concern forher kids, she also demanded the cop
craik the AC and the cruiser itwas toasty in there. Florida woman arrested
for leaving two kids locked in ahot car with the windows up, and
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after she was thrown into the policecruiser, she demanded they cranked the AC
for her. Like I said,it doesn't require any extra commentary talking about
all these good people will listen tothe station. She definitely does not listen
to a cellnety three on the iHeartRadio app thirty fourth trip to Florida in
twenty twenty three, Monday Morning,row on Award Tomorrow this time talk to
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Mayor Tuesday Brandon Pacenski on the show, Get those questions anything hard hitting city
stuff to something you've always wandered.Always fun to visit with Brand and every
other Tuesday morning, right around eighto'clock on a selnoty three question to Shore,
even if I was super rich,I would still watch work is an
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interesting answer here. Again, it'dbe interesting to see how many people right
now say they would work. Justpeople that do more stuff. You'd be
able to go more places. It'sfun to say I'd like to travel the
world, but you can't really dothat unless you've got the money to travel
the world. John saying not likingbeing around people even if I was super
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rich. Interesting. Mary just wantsto be humble and kind and Jill might
be the best answer yet, stilllisten to Trevor d you are a freaking
sweetheart. I appreciate the answers.Choose your own adventure. Winning on the
Way eight thirty five, One lastFriday at the Races, I can send
you off to movie at River Cinema. And if you're a college student full
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time, part time University of NorthDakota or elsewhere, I can get you
fifty bucks to Papa Murphy's secur aJapanese steakhouse or Deek's Pizza and puts you
on the shortlist for free boneless wingsfor a year from Buffalo Wild Wings Melloween.
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I know it's it's sort of gettinginto Halloween season. I'm okay with
seeing stuff in people's yards now.It's it's okay pumpkin patch. It's fun
to be a Nelson's pumpkin patch overthe I guess Saturday after the Potatoble Parade
and it is officially pumpkin spice season. Google Trends released its annual Pumpkin Spice
(18:25):
Report, including food each state's googlingmore than other states. They broke it
down to five categories. Baked goodseighteen states. These are the top pumpkin
spice food. Each state is googlinga lot of people searching for things like
pumpkin spice cake, doughnuts, pies, and scones. All of those sound
delicious and Virginia is really into pumpkinspice English muffins sweets in eleven states.
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Highlights include pumpkin spice red vines inCalifornia. Don't know about that. I
mean, I would try it,but I wouldn't go buy a bang oreos
in Oregon, Nevada, Kentucky,and Mode Island. And pumpkin spiced rice
crispy treats in Idaho. It mightbe good, although I still prefer the
good old fashioned plane rice krispy treatsnacks, Pumpkin spice snacks in seven states,
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Pumpkin spice chips in Nebraska, Popcornand Alabama and a bunch of states,
and the pumpkin spice goldfish. Thesethe top pumpkins spiced foods each state
is googling cereal for five states includingAlaska, Utah, Missouri, Massachusetts,
and Maine all loving pumpkin spiced chereosDC enjoying pumpkin spice special k and then
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the other category including both North Dakotaand Minnesota. Here nine states. Pumpkins
spice spam in Arizona sounds disgusting,Pumpkins spiced cream cheese in North Dakota and
Indiana that sounds good on a bagel. Bagel bagel. Delaware is very into
pumpkin spice, Dear Jerky, Georgiawants pumpkin spice and panadas, and two
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states searching for a pumpkin spice Mexicanfood pumpkin spice, Tacos in Minnesota and
Tamali's in South Dakota. Tacos.Now, I'll go the cream cheese.
I'll give North Dakota to the windthis time around. They also looked at
a few other pumpkin spice categories.Top pumpkin spice scented products were googling include
trash bags, deodorant, and toiletpaper. The top pumpkin spice toilet trees
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include toothpaste and body wash, andthe top pumpkin spice pet products we're googling
include dog treats, kitty litter,and pumpkin spice poop bags. Off the
player, Is this a pumpkin spiceproduct game? Maybe we'll do this at
eight thirty five again this morning.Top pumpkin spice food Each state is at
Google and Rebecca, I was talkingabout this earlier in the hour. Just
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I guess now we can officially sayit's not too early for pumpkin spice season.
Top pumpkins spice foods each state wasgoogling. In Dakota it was cream
cheese, pumpkin spice cream cheese,and in Minnesota, for some reason,
pumpkin spice tacos. I know,unless they're a sweet dessert, that just
sounds terrible. No, that's Idon't think through. Not your bag baby
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either. Well, no, askbefore I hit you with the question of
the day. Let's play Is thisa real pumpkin spice product? Get three
rivals, we'll get you of prize. Here are you a college student?
I'm not well. You can stillgo to the races or go see a
movie on me on us? Isthis a real pumpkin spice product? Pumpkin
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spice eminem's real or not real?That's a fact. Good start. You
need two more. How about pumpkinspice skittles real or fake? Fake?
Very good? You know your candyisle, Well, let's hit you with
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one more then, pumpkin spice,pumpkin spice, kettlecorn. How about real
three four three, yeah, yeah, pumpkin spice. You could teach the
class, professor. I don't likepumpkin spice and now I don't seek it
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out. I enjoyed in baking,but it's timely, in topical, and
you're definitely on it. Oh yeah, hey, answer my question of the
day today. To fill in theblank. Even if I was rich,
I would still do this. Whatwould you still do even if you're super
rich? I would probably still work. I'd probably get too bored. That
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seems to be the popular answer.I'm going to choose to believe ninety percent
of people who are saying this,if it happened, would not work.
Yeah, I mean you find Oh, let's let's go Let's go to Paris
for a week. Let's go toAustralia for a couple of weeks. There
would be activities I don't see boredom, keeping your humble. Maybe it's a
good answers. Yeah, true,But what would you be down to,
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like four hours a week instead offorty? Oh yeah, maybe? Well,
you pumpkin spice professor, You doyou want to go to the races
this rondae at River City Speedway forone last two cars making left circles?
Or do you want to go seea movie at River Cinema? How about
the movies? You know where I'mgonna send you, Rebecca the theater,
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off to the theater. What station'sproud to be your THEATA connection XL ninety
three, Time for one more thingon XCEL ninety three, One more time,
fun more more. It's like weneed some hammer in the background for
this story. Ever since girl Dinnerwent viral, people have been trying to
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make copycat hashtags catch on, andthe latest is girl hammers now. The
idea is to show things that womenhave used as a hammer instead of an
actual hammer's horner. Technically, anyonecan be resourceful like this while anyone who
doesn't have a hammer on hand atall time. But it's mostly girl hammers
to bite off the girl dinner trendnow. The first video to go viral
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showed the woman using hairbrush to pounceand nails in and also the bottom of
a candle in egg glass jarm.Others have made girl hammers out of shoes,
boot heels, books, stainless stillwater bottles, the brick light brick
light white direct TV remotes one ofthose that would crack in ahriannic glass cases,
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rolling pins, cans of beans,and metal wine bottle openers. I
love that that was on hand ametal wine bottle open. They have nick
Ufolo loose fools in the game lingand it's say, is it some girl
hammer are even more fragile or expensivestuff like copy cups, salt rock laps,
smart fall and it's probably should justnot do the task. If you're
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using your thousand dollars phone here andsnow blobs, that is clearly to get
the install likes right on the ground. One woman who apparently lives in a
cave said quote, I use thelargest rock I can find in my room.
Girl hammers the next girl dinner thingsyou've used to pound something in when
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you couldn't find him, try topush it with the phone. One more
game to complete Week one of MondayNight Football. Aaron Rodgers and the New
York Jets taken on the Buffalo Billstonight on Monday Night Football. The Bills
and the two point five point underdogJets clash in a game with an over
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under forty five point five combined points. Will Josh Allen attempt over under thirty
passes? Will the Jets defense giveup over under twenty one points? Will
Aaron Rodgers consume ayahuasca and hallucinate overunder four sky demons and will I get
over this gambling addiction of mine.All of those questions except one will be
answered tonight on Monday Night football.Sounds like you could use little R and
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R run and riddle him. TheTrevor d In the Morning Show six to
ten weekday mornings, Excel ninety three
The Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcastno available through Google Play, iTunes,
Andy iHeart Radio app XCEL ninety three, Let's go this kk XL XL ninety
three, Grand Furst and I HeartRadio Station and the Morning Welcome back.
(00:22):
What are you doing man? Well, I'm listening to a dumb nonsense radio
show. Shows hilarious a freak showman. This is hilarious. Racked me
up. I listened to radio.That's the best thing I've ever heard.
Next show, by far the bestbarn yard radio. I think human radio
and what do you do? Radioshow? You're gonna make me blush here,
(00:42):
start the show, Start the show. Seven oh three. Happy Patriot
Day, National Day of Remembrance.I take a moment today memory of the
nearly three thousand people killed in theSeptember eleventh, two thousand one terrorist attacks.
Can you believe it's been twenty twoyears? Also, National Make your
(01:04):
Bed Day Today. Make your bedin the morning sets the talent for your
whole day, ust to still someone'ssleeping in Its National boss slash employee Exchange
Day Today. Do you think hecould do a better job than your boss?
Discuss I don't know if that meansexchanged gifts or comments or folk.
(01:29):
Let's look at your forecast at GreatBig TG I am today your forecast brought
to you by live Wire planning anevent. Live Wire is now available in
Grand Forts. Visit live wire nowdot com. Showers and thunderstorms likely before
noon, mostly cloudy. We getto sixty fours all today after eighty degrees
yesterday, probably cloudy forty four.There's a line of showery thundershowers. Showery
(01:53):
thundershowers. I think that's the weatherterm. Dropping from north to south.
We'll get a little bit of raI think out of this, but we'll
take anything right. Partly cloudy fortyfour Tonight and Tuesday, gradually becoming sunny.
Just sixty six, mostly sunny seventyfour Wednesday and Thursday, chants of
showers. Afternoon, partly sunny andhigh of eighty Currently downtown Grand Forks sky's
(02:15):
partly cloudy. It is fifty threeon a Minneapolis Monday. College students getting
ready for the eight o'clock class.One more week to win those fifty dollars
gift cards to Papa Murphy's, tosecur a Japanese steakhouse, or to tex
pizza. So if you're a collegestudent, you can win one of those
as early as seven thirty five.Get on the shortlist for free bundle swings
(02:36):
for a year from Buffalo Wild Wings, going out a week from today eighty
thirty five Minneapolis Monday. Right nowfour passes the Nickelodeon Universe Most Mountain Adventure
Golf Craile Experience could go out atseven thirty five if you choose that option.
Or maybe you want to wrap upone last Friday night at River City
Speedway for the season. You justwant to go see a movie on your
own time. I can make thatwork. It's a film in the blank
(02:59):
today. Even if I was rich, I would still do this fill in
that blank. Even if I wasrich, I would still What would your
answer be, Michael saying making noodlesfrom scratch? Does that mean opening the
bag, putting them in your boilingwater? That's from scratch? Right?
Is there more to your You're clevernoodling? Michael, you're noodling. Kevin
(03:23):
worked, I would still work becauseI need that health insurance. Sad,
funny but true at the same time. Thank you Kevin for sharing. And
Tara just a good person. Treatingothers how I would like to be treated
at treating people with respect? Whatyou should do if you have money or
you don't have money? Good,answered Tara. See we've got the best
(03:46):
listeners here. Penny also wants towork. I would just work less,
I think, yeah, like Iwould maybe just be in one place on
any given weekend working and instead ofbroadcasting line from two or three. By
the way, big hello to everybody. I think all of Grand Forks needs.
Grand Forks was downtown for the PotatoableParade on Saturday. What a beautiful
(04:10):
day. It was, good dayfor tail gaining and a great Undy football
victory on Saturday afternoon. Hello,what everybody all that Nelson's Pumpkin Patch.
Beginning tomorrow, We're gonna start blownout Nelson's Pumpkin Patch passes and get you
qualified for a Pumpkin Patch party ploozafor up to fifty people some free Deek's
pizza. Two more than that tocome. So Briana is also going to
(04:31):
stay humble. Excelbody three, Hey, good day? Who am I visiting
with? Jen? Hey? Jen? Fill in the blank today? Even
if I was rich, I wouldstill watch What would you still do?
Probably clip pupons, clip coupons,any feed to save. I like to
(04:56):
save money. Do we just getthe joy of do I want it?
Or is it our own little likethe extreme couponing shows that's on TLC.
We just can't be you and Idon't get to go on the show.
But you kind of feel like inyour own head you're you're doing it,
you're practicing. I know. Ijust love it. I love it.
(05:16):
If you can save money, Ilove it. Hugo's Extreme coupons coming the
mail. It's it's a good sixweeks, isn't it exactly? Excel Nutty
three the forks at music Station.My Money's Monday, no one won the
power Ball. By the way,if I'm twenty two tonight's estimated jackpot,
(05:39):
fill the blink. We'll make thispretty easy on a Monday. Even if
I was rich, I would stillthese are fun topics of a discussion.
I would still enjoy dollar beers atSpeedway on Thursday. I would still enjoy
two dollars bush lights at the groundround all day every day. For example,
I enjoy Happy Hour a lot ofplaces to the half price appetizers.
(06:00):
It'd still leak like that. Iwould not order food like Ascar gods just
because I have the money to doso. Even if I was rich,
though, I can't win, sayfour passes in Nickelodeon Universe, Mostman Adventure
Golf and Craole will experience at MA, but you can. But Ona says,
have a job. Nobody needs toknow my business. L O L.
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It's funny how many people would work, Jim saying, go to work.
I think doing something. I mean, I very much enjoy you guys,
know, doing the show with youweekday morning six to ten. Maybe
I could dial it down anyway.I would still do something I don't know,
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want something. Julie wants to work. Oh, Chris, thank you
for listening to the Twin Cities onthe iHeartRadio app. He would still be
super handsome, America's favorite lawyer listeningreligiously in the Twin Cities. Jennifer would
buy my underwear Walmart. That's thething too for shopping. I still wouldn't
need five hundred dollars shoes or shirtsor slacks. I really wouldn't need a
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big fashion upgrade. Talaisiah would worka few days a week, so I'm
not just spending my money. Soit's not for boredom. It's so you're
not just spending spending spending work seemsto be the number one answer when are
you saying live here now? Iobviously I've been here for a long time,
love the area, great people aroundhere and close to family. I
(07:40):
would get the heck out of hereafter Christmas. Will come back about St
Patrick's Day. On a normal winter, a lot of people do that for
tyrees do that winter. She canbe as stressful. But I guess if
you've got the money too, youcan have somebody move your snow for you,
and maybe if you have a lotof money, put that dome over
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your home. Am the trending testtech trendy on Excel ninety three Run to
us by olph Evans Cakes and More. A mentor made sweeter by Treatsmain right
here in Grand Forks. That's olphEvan's Cakes and More in the Grand Cities.
Mall oh Man, did you havea lazy Sunday? Having an exhausting
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week with all the potatoble antics andshenanigans right through Saturday? You couldn't have
been this lazy, or maybe maybeyou could have been And are ready for
competition? Here the village of Bresnan, northern Montenegro, which is in southeast
euro Bolts of us our annual contestwhere competitors helped to earn the coveted title
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of laziest Citizens. Now the winnergets about a thousand dollars. They've been
doing this for the past twelve yearsand started as a way to mock a
myth and Montenegrins are lazy people.This year there are seven remaining contestants who've
been lying down on mats for morethan twenty straight days. I don't know
if they blow all their vacation timeon this for a thousand bucks twenty days
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and counting. Mind you, they'vealready smashed last year's record of one hundred
and seventeen hours. Now they canplay in their phones and laptops. They
can eat, drink and read.Basically, they have everything they need to
do, well nothing, I guess. But they are not allowed to sit
up or stand up. They doget ten minute bathroom breaks, but only
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every eight hours. Can't just eatand drink all day, can't do bats.
Last we heard they made it throughtwenty three days with no end in
sight. It's unclear for a winnerhas been named. In the last couple
of days. There was an officialupdate yesterday gets the reporters in Montenegro are
notoriously lazy. I kid, Ikid. It was almost worth setting up.
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That was setting up the drums forthat actual competition find the laziest person
you can't even sit up? Twentydays still going. ESPN the eighth,
the eighth, The Oh Show perhapshas got some updates for you for now
that's trending from Monday, September eleventh. Now time for you didn't know it,
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still ninety three. Ye're unbelievable,I do. After the potentable weekend,
time to turn the brains back onon a Monday, A great big
TG I am to you and yourseverybody. Random facts, let's go Bench
day. No, Maryland state monois an Italian phrase, and I'm sure
I will destroy the pronunciation fatimashe perofam in translating to manly deeds womanly words.
(10:48):
That's just nothing more than a randomfast, manly deeds, womanly words.
The state mono Maryland Bench didn't know. Jean Claude van Dam's first credited
movie role was gay karate man ina movie called Monaco forever back in nineteen
eighty four. I am trying torecounts recap how many oscars that was.
(11:15):
I don't know if it won,but nominated four. Betch didn't know.
Lancaster, Pennsylvania, was the capitalof the United States for exactly one day,
September twenty seventh, seventeen seventy seven. They built a capitol building,
and one day later it was denouncedPhiladelphia was the capitol before that for the
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British and just captured it. Soit moved there then to York, Pennsylvania
for about nine months. Vincent vanGoal, Betch didn't know. He didn't
start painting till he was twenty sevenyears old, and he died when he
was thirty seven. So in thoseten years he finished about eight hundred and
(11:56):
sixty paintings, or an average ofone every four days, and only one
of them sold while he was alive. Ever, wonder why your nose runs
when you cry, Well, Betchdidn't knows, because your tears drain into
the ducks, your nasal crimel ducks, which run down each side of the
(12:18):
nose. There they mixed with anasal mucus or snot, while the rest
flow onto your face, so you'renot making more mucus when you cry.
It's just tears overflows what it is. I apologize if you're eating breakfast right
at this second. But now youknow banksil Nutty three. It is Minneapolis,
Monday and a good day. Hi, Hey, good day. How
(12:43):
are you happy to be at work? T G I am right, best
day of the week. Finally thatpesky weekends out of here. Well,
you're a very enthusiastic about Monday.I love it. I love Monday Day
and the best part is the sevenmore sleeps. Another one, right,
(13:07):
who am I visiting with? Myname is Cody Kobe. Even if you
were a rich you would still wantI would still work. That seems to
be the number one answer. Imean, would you still work the forty
hour week? I don't know mepart times. I've got the dream job
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of working at a like a tropicaldaytime bar for just like three days a
week between ten am and two pm. Yeah, I mean that'd be a
long commute from here every Monday,Wednesday, Friday. Yeah, maybe we're
going to that lives there. That'dbe nice. Still do something, right,
you just have the function, right, Yeah, just lie around and
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spend your money. I probably would, though I don't know. I'm not
sure. You know, of allthese people who are sitting work this morning,
I bet wouldn't work another minute oftheir lives. I don't think.
Maybe it would work for the moneyso's already had it. Maybe volunte here,
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that's a good option. Yeah,Now, you guys are better than
me. We're gonna turn a soundgood. That's up. You are a
good person. I need to takesome lessons, thank you. Well,
what would you like here? Doyou want the four passes the Nickelodeon Universe,
most Mountain Adventure, Golf and KraoleExperience in mall of America? Maybe?
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Okay, let's give you that.Let's look, it's a Minneapolis Monday.
For the love of goodness, seeyou'll be seeing TG I am too
awesome. Sorry, you're going toenjoy Nickelodeon Universe. You're going to hit
the length said most Mountain Adventure,Golf and Kraole Experience. Also, yours
four passes for you for all ofthose activities. What station is your Minneapolis
(14:56):
Monday connection? Excel? Let meput it this way, your Monday morning
more on a war Excel ninety threeNow this doesn't require any extra commentary.
Here, a thirty year old womanin Florida went to Walmart last weekend and
was arrested after someone reported that she'dleft two young kids in a long car
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on a hot ninety one degree dayfour at least twenteen minutes. The car
wasn't running, so the air conditionerwasn't on, and the windows weren't rolled
down. The car was parked onthe asphalt in the sun. The kids
were reportedly six and three years old, and they were baking. They were
checked out of the hospital and theircondition is unknown. It seems like they
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were taking their most days of precaution. But get this, Get this,
the cops put the woman in theback of the police cruiser and not only
did she not show any concern forher kids, she also demanded the cop
craik the AC and the cruiser itwas toasty in there. Florida woman arrested
for leaving two kids locked in ahot car with the windows up, and
(16:06):
after she was thrown into the policecruiser, she demanded they cranked the AC
for her. Like I said,it doesn't require any extra commentary talking about
all these good people will listen tothe station. She definitely does not listen
to a cellnety three on the iHeartRadio app thirty fourth trip to Florida in
twenty twenty three, Monday Morning,row on Award Tomorrow this time talk to
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Mayor Tuesday Brandon Pacenski on the show, Get those questions anything hard hitting city
stuff to something you've always wandered.Always fun to visit with Brand and every
other Tuesday morning, right around eighto'clock on a selnoty three question to Shore,
even if I was super rich,I would still watch work is an
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interesting answer here. Again, it'dbe interesting to see how many people right
now say they would work. Justpeople that do more stuff. You'd be
able to go more places. It'sfun to say I'd like to travel the
world, but you can't really dothat unless you've got the money to travel
the world. John saying not likingbeing around people even if I was super
(17:15):
rich. Interesting. Mary just wantsto be humble and kind and Jill might
be the best answer yet, stilllisten to Trevor d you are a freaking
sweetheart. I appreciate the answers.Choose your own adventure. Winning on the
Way eight thirty five, One lastFriday at the Races, I can send
you off to movie at River Cinema. And if you're a college student full
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time, part time University of NorthDakota or elsewhere, I can get you
fifty bucks to Papa Murphy's secur aJapanese steakhouse or Deek's Pizza and puts you
on the shortlist for free boneless wingsfor a year from Buffalo Wild Wings Melloween.
(18:00):
I know it's it's sort of gettinginto Halloween season. I'm okay with
seeing stuff in people's yards now.It's it's okay pumpkin patch. It's fun
to be a Nelson's pumpkin patch overthe I guess Saturday after the Potatoble Parade
and it is officially pumpkin spice season. Google Trends released its annual Pumpkin Spice
(18:25):
Report, including food each state's googlingmore than other states. They broke it
down to five categories. Baked goodseighteen states. These are the top pumpkin
spice food. Each state is googlinga lot of people searching for things like
pumpkin spice cake, doughnuts, pies, and scones. All of those sound
delicious and Virginia is really into pumpkinspice English muffins sweets in eleven states.
(18:52):
Highlights include pumpkin spice red vines inCalifornia. Don't know about that. I
mean, I would try it,but I wouldn't go buy a bang oreos
in Oregon, Nevada, Kentucky,and Mode Island. And pumpkin spiced rice
crispy treats in Idaho. It mightbe good, although I still prefer the
good old fashioned plane rice krispy treatsnacks, Pumpkin spice snacks in seven states,
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Pumpkin spice chips in Nebraska, Popcornand Alabama and a bunch of states,
and the pumpkin spice goldfish. Thesethe top pumpkins spiced foods each state
is googling cereal for five states includingAlaska, Utah, Missouri, Massachusetts,
and Maine all loving pumpkin spiced chereosDC enjoying pumpkin spice special k and then
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the other category including both North Dakotaand Minnesota. Here nine states. Pumpkins
spice spam in Arizona sounds disgusting,Pumpkins spiced cream cheese in North Dakota and
Indiana that sounds good on a bagel. Bagel bagel. Delaware is very into
pumpkin spice, Dear Jerky, Georgiawants pumpkin spice and panadas, and two
(20:03):
states searching for a pumpkin spice Mexicanfood pumpkin spice, Tacos in Minnesota and
Tamali's in South Dakota. Tacos.Now, I'll go the cream cheese.
I'll give North Dakota to the windthis time around. They also looked at
a few other pumpkin spice categories.Top pumpkin spice scented products were googling include
trash bags, deodorant, and toiletpaper. The top pumpkin spice toilet trees
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include toothpaste and body wash, andthe top pumpkin spice pet products we're googling
include dog treats, kitty litter,and pumpkin spice poop bags. Off the
player, Is this a pumpkin spiceproduct game? Maybe we'll do this at
eight thirty five again this morning.Top pumpkin spice food Each state is at
Google and Rebecca, I was talkingabout this earlier in the hour. Just
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I guess now we can officially sayit's not too early for pumpkin spice season.
Top pumpkins spice foods each state wasgoogling. In Dakota it was cream
cheese, pumpkin spice cream cheese,and in Minnesota, for some reason,
pumpkin spice tacos. I know,unless they're a sweet dessert, that just
sounds terrible. No, that's Idon't think through. Not your bag baby
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either. Well, no, askbefore I hit you with the question of
the day. Let's play Is thisa real pumpkin spice product? Get three
rivals, we'll get you of prize. Here are you a college student?
I'm not well. You can stillgo to the races or go see a
movie on me on us? Isthis a real pumpkin spice product? Pumpkin
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spice eminem's real or not real?That's a fact. Good start. You
need two more. How about pumpkinspice skittles real or fake? Fake?
Very good? You know your candyisle, Well, let's hit you with
(22:00):
one more then, pumpkin spice,pumpkin spice, kettlecorn. How about real
three four three, yeah, yeah, pumpkin spice. You could teach the
class, professor. I don't likepumpkin spice and now I don't seek it
(22:25):
out. I enjoyed in baking,but it's timely, in topical, and
you're definitely on it. Oh yeah, hey, answer my question of the
day today. To fill in theblank. Even if I was rich,
I would still do this. Whatwould you still do even if you're super
rich? I would probably still work. I'd probably get too bored. That
(22:48):
seems to be the popular answer.I'm going to choose to believe ninety percent
of people who are saying this,if it happened, would not work.
Yeah, I mean you find Oh, let's let's go Let's go to Paris
for a week. Let's go toAustralia for a couple of weeks. There
would be activities I don't see boredom, keeping your humble. Maybe it's a
good answers. Yeah, true,But what would you be down to,
(23:15):
like four hours a week instead offorty? Oh yeah, maybe? Well,
you pumpkin spice professor, You doyou want to go to the races
this rondae at River City Speedway forone last two cars making left circles?
Or do you want to go seea movie at River Cinema? How about
the movies? You know where I'mgonna send you, Rebecca the theater,
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off to the theater. What station'sproud to be your THEATA connection XL ninety
three, Time for one more thingon XCEL ninety three, One more time,
fun more more. It's like weneed some hammer in the background for
this story. Ever since girl Dinnerwent viral, people have been trying to
(24:00):
make copycat hashtags catch on, andthe latest is girl hammers now. The
idea is to show things that womenhave used as a hammer instead of an
actual hammer's horner. Technically, anyonecan be resourceful like this while anyone who
doesn't have a hammer on hand atall time. But it's mostly girl hammers
to bite off the girl dinner trendnow. The first video to go viral
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showed the woman using hairbrush to pounceand nails in and also the bottom of
a candle in egg glass jarm.Others have made girl hammers out of shoes,
boot heels, books, stainless stillwater bottles, the brick light brick
light white direct TV remotes one ofthose that would crack in ahriannic glass cases,
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rolling pins, cans of beans,and metal wine bottle openers. I
love that that was on hand ametal wine bottle open. They have nick
Ufolo loose fools in the game lingand it's say, is it some girl
hammer are even more fragile or expensivestuff like copy cups, salt rock laps,
smart fall and it's probably should justnot do the task. If you're
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using your thousand dollars phone here andsnow blobs, that is clearly to get
the install likes right on the ground. One woman who apparently lives in a
cave said quote, I use thelargest rock I can find in my room.
Girl hammers the next girl dinner thingsyou've used to pound something in when
(25:30):
you couldn't find him, try topush it with the phone. One more
game to complete Week one of MondayNight Football. Aaron Rodgers and the New
York Jets taken on the Buffalo Billstonight on Monday Night Football. The Bills
and the two point five point underdogJets clash in a game with an over
(25:52):
under forty five point five combined points. Will Josh Allen attempt over under thirty
passes? Will the Jets defense giveup over under twenty one points? Will
Aaron Rodgers consume ayahuasca and hallucinate overunder four sky demons and will I get
over this gambling addiction of mine.All of those questions except one will be
answered tonight on Monday Night football.Sounds like you could use little R and
(26:17):
R run and riddle him. TheTrevor d In the Morning Show six to
ten weekday mornings, Excel ninety three
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