September 19, 2023 • 40 mins
QUESTION DU JOUR: I'm Cheap When It Comes To This
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Originally Aired: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023
TRENDING: Ways to Stay Awake Without Caffeine
BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW: Aomori, Japan is the snowiest city in the world. It gets an average of 312
inches of snow per year.
TUESDAY MORNING MORON AWARD: A DoorDash Driver From Texas Attacked a Wing Stop Manager for Taking Too Long
8 O'CLOCK TALK: People Are Paying $11 for an Online Class That Claims You Don't Really
Need Glasses
ONE MORE THING: The Average Home Is Only "Completely Clean" for 11 Days of the Year
Originally Aired: Tuesday, September 19th, 2023
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The Trevor D. Mini Morty Showpodcast no available through Google Play, iTunes
and the iHeartRadio app XCEL ninety threekk XL XCEL ninety three. Grand Forks
and good morning friends, Welcome tothe Showoid made a glorious day. Why
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are you talking like that? It'sNational Talk like a pirate day, Talk
like a pirate day. I'm maybeyou're made happy. National Talk like a
pirate day. Maybe it's show timeso it wants them to be done with
it here. You know, that'swhy I always try to make it here
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on Talk pic a pirate day,just you know, worth it, just
because of my name, Completely worthit. Yeah, that's why my mother
called me that. She's like,this is gonna come in handy. I
talked like a pirate day. Callmar J your mom up in Gtown wearing
the pirate patch right now, andwell that's every day. That's my boy
ar. She always wears a patch. Today today though she has she puts
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her wooden leg on today. Renteda parrot for the day. Yeah,
you really have to order an advancetoo if you want those parrots for international
talk. You know how hard itis to find a parrot today it's like
the last day of Christmas shopping.This is such a big deal, your
pan premium, but completely worth it. It is totally worth it. Hello,
Helen. Yeah, it is Tuesday, September nineteenth. Forecast brought to
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you by a live Wire and GrantFork's premiere events organizer, light staging,
audio, video and more. Visitlive wire now dot com. After eighty
five degrees yesterday, today, we'llbe sunny in eighty eight mostly clear fifty
four tonight and mostly sunny and eightyfor Wednesday. Throwback Thursday, showers likely,
maybe a thunderstorm afternoon, mostly cloudy, seventy eight frodday showers like the
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mainly afternoon, mostly cloudy in seventytwo. Widespread rainfall really through the weekend
when all was said and done,areas I may have one to two inches
total of rain accumulation. And nicethat it's over a bunch of days,
so the very dry ground can absorbsome of this water. Yeah, is
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that that's good? Yeah? Itis dry, isn't it? The other
day when there was a fifty milean hour wind, it was like the
dust storm again yesterday? Was thatyesterday? Yesterday? There was blowing dust,
but Hey, I'll take I'll takeeighty plus degree days anyway we can
get them in September or Yeah.I was just thinking the guys, the
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guys that invented that, right,And this is funny because you and I
always come up with these things likewe're going to declare this day that day
or whatever. We never do anythingthat we say we're go I mean never.
These two dudes just started talking likepirates one day, I think,
in the locker room and they're like, hey, we should do this Pirate
day thing. And they did it, and then they're like, wow,
they were going to do it onJune six, because I think that was
one of their anniversaries. Is onthe god I got that's a D day
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or something like that where we can'tbe disrespectful. So they just pick September
nineteenth. And how do you geta national holiday when you're just two dudes?
What can we solve? Maybe theseguys make me feel quite an out
of these I think these are guyswho actually have ideas and do something well,
unlike you and I. Yeah,I've heard I've heard of you and
I. But a fun day We'llcontinue to celebrate all day long today all
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right, So that's your your coffeemug from home tonight, Yes it is.
Why do you ask two dogs?Well, I remember last week you
were a coffee pot shopping. Oh, you bought a piece of garbage.
It was in the piece of garbageaisle, the cheapest one you could possibly
find, because you just took adump at home. This is what happens
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when you send me out for theappliances or anything really, because I will
cut every financial corner possible. Youresearch, you hear which ones have good
reviews, You talk to friends aboutit, and then inevitably just go buy
the cheapest one. Anyway, exactly, That's exactly what happened, because I
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had been doing I've been doing thisonline, so we're like, well,
this one's gotta good review. That'sexactly what happened, Trevor. Then when
I go out to buy it,you know, I get the dirt cheapest
thing here. It costs seventeen dollars. And you know when you buy a
seventeen dollars coffee maker, you knowthis isn't that sounds like one you'd use
once and have to toss it.But I told, I told Kimbers.
When I got home, I said, even if this thing lasts a week,
is still worth it because we don'thave to go out to buy coffee
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now at five bucks. Two twoof you are a word. It hits
Starbucks, it would be seventeen seventeendollars and you wouldn't have a coffee maker.
Right, So even if this lasttwo three days a week, it's
already paid for itself. That's theway I think. Is it still functioning
and you just don't like it?It's still functioning. Yeah, I don't
like it because you can't set itto you know, be ready. You
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know you can't. It's not gonnaautomatic. It's not automatic. Coffee will
not be ready when you wake up, and it doesn't show off automatically,
so you have to shut it off. And then they put the side the
switch where the light is on thesides you can't see it either, So
you're gonna leave and then eventually boilyour coffee down to charcoal when you get
back home. Needless to say,what do we do about this? Now?
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My idea? Okay, what wedid about this is that our j's
idea for a coffee maker will begoing away and our new one is coming
today purchased by Camberless. And that'smuch more than seventeen I would imagine.
So, yes, yes, butthat's that's what happens when RJ has to
do things. Oh, I meanI appreciate saving money too, right,
I'm not lighting money on fire soI can see in the dark exactly exactly.
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And we all have these things wedo to save money. Frugal if
you will. Some could call itcheap. Frugal just sounds like it's more,
sounds a lot nicer, sure does. I am cheap when it comes
to spending money on want and fillin that blank, choose your own adventure
winning. This is what I've beenable to drum today. We've got those
four packs of passes, the Nelson'sPumpkin patch. By the way, all
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you Nickelback people want to go tonickel Back in sixteen sleeps October fifth,
we're gonna start Thursday with the nickelBack to backs. Okay, throw back
Thursday. I thought it'd be agood day to do this. Okay,
and we've got two weeks in nickelBack winning. But oh there's another concert
I'm gonna tell you about here soontoo. Can't say it right now?
Can I say it, you can'tsay it. Do know it? Your
shot caller will go off. Idon't think you know it. I don't
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even I'm gonna ask you after thisand you're gonna tell me, and then
I will No, I don't evenknow if I want to know the information.
That's the problem. Nickelbacks what we'regoing to focus on, and perhaps
this other one as soon as theyget the go ahead to tell you guys
about it. But for now,we've got these these tickets to this might
excite you. The Oakridge Boys arecoming to the Chester. Friends. That
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does excite me, Trevor. Ilove those guys. Next Friday. So
we've got those tickets. We've gotsome of those to give away. Oh,
the four packs of passes the Nelson'sPumpkin Patch and put you on the
shoulders for the Pumpkin Patch Party pelooza. Oh, we just send you to
the Theataratar today. Today it's theTheatar River Cinema. Go see a movie
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on. I remember that I amcheap when it comes to spending money on
Wat's give me a why behind it? Corey says, eating out, especially
when you have food at home toeat. Now there's it's just fun experience
when you hit the restaurants, butit's like everything else not as cheap as
it once was. To me,breakfast is the biggest rip off. I
mean, I'm sure it's all equallymarked up, but oh the break okay,
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when you go out to buy it, I mean you order eggs,
toast, bacon, whatever, thatplate is also going to be ten,
twelve, fifteen bucks. It is, and you can make most of that.
Maybe not the bacon's under a box, but eggs are finally reasonably priced
again toast, and it's super easyto make that meal. This is true.
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This is true, but I meanevery meal is much cheaper when you
know it at home. Good answer, Corey. You know, I'm going
to just use this whole day,not so much to make myself feel better,
but I'm just going to use everyone'sanswer as a tip. I'm like,
oh, I'm going to see allthese things as ideas of being cheap,
like this is terrific. I'm knowI'm gonna I learned things so it's
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not just could be worse, butit will be worse exactly. Thanks ellbody,
three, good morning, Hello there, Hey, good day. Who
am I visiting with? Terry?Terry Terry or carry Harry with the tea.
Terry with the tea. Our topicof conversation today. I am cheap
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when it comes to spending money onwhat filling that plank? Tell me?
Why pop? Because it all tastesthe same on pop? Yeah, So
where do you get your soda from? Pop? If you will? Whoever
has it the be fit? Howabout this when you're out to eat?
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Now, have you noticed adding afountain popped her meal could cost up to
five bucks? The order it youstick with water, water or one person
at the table orders the popping youtake turns sucking off of it. So
I just get the water. Youfeel too guilty, build suck and share.
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I think it's called you don't dothat? No Exxel Nutty three the
foks hit music station. I ama cheap when it comes to what I
don't even know where I want tostart here. I mean I'm cheap,
I guess when it comes to backto the going out. We were talking
about going out to eat. Ilike the frequent day happy hour and I
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think I still would have if theBy the way, no Powerball winners yesterday,
you guys the Jackpott's going to creepup on seven hundred million tomorrow.
Even if I had that kind ofmoney, I'd still enjoy the like three
to five o'clock half price appetized.There's two dollars drinks just because I mean,
you tip as you would if youspent full price. But yeah,
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I don't get gotten that way.Don't get got Trevor. You think if
you had seven hundred million dollars,I wouldn't. I wouldn't race to get
to the three o'clock happy hour kickofftime. But maybe i'd get there by
three thirties. Okay, I see, Because you're a high roller now,
I like to buy a lot ofnon name brand stuff, I guess more
than when I lived at home growingup, when I didn't have to pay
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for the grocery. But I've alsolearned too they tend to get you.
I know. It's not that's howthey get you Thursday, which we're going
to do eventually here. But alot of the stuff you can't taste the
difference. Oh yeah sometimes again sometimessometimes it's better. Yeah, sometimes the
knockoff stuff is I don't need toget you into the bring up great value
of sels on Walmart, Oh,great value sauce is terrific. It might
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be the best sells out there.And you know what else was good?
Flavorite had a lot of good stuffand even this essentially every day stuff had
the best mint ice cream I've everhad. And you know what they did,
They quit making it. Remember Iwas here that day when I actually
mailed the company. I remember like, hey, this ticks me off.
They come back. Yeah, no, they somehow stumbled upon the greatest recipe
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ever. But yeah, sometimes itis better. Are questioned him to your
I'm cheap when it comes to spendingmoney on what bill in that blank today?
Dana saying things for myself. Mykids come first before me. That's
that's why you don't spend money onyourself. You have goons at home.
I do have goons, but Iwas trying to tell them to earn the
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value of a dalla as well.It's like, can we go on to
say, I'll buy you a bagof bread and and and I'll buy you
a bag of bread. Can canI have a pair of roll skates?
No, I'm gonna get you asack of bread. But I always trying
to sing, I get you abag of bread and a whole whole package
of Sanders meant you can eat fora week for what you think I'm gonna
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have to, you know, getyou out here, good lesson. Yeah
yeah, I bet they go toschool and all these other kids are trying
to beg for a some of thatbag of bread goods are showing it off.
I've got the new iPhone on thecheck my bag of bread. Look
at this are going home crying totheir parents. I want a bag of
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breads. He read. It's soversatile. And then when they wanted like
dolls and stuff, I just gavehim a black marker and they just drew
eyes on the sack there and youknow, right on the brand name.
Hey, multipurpose one. Ona says, I'd say gas, but that's a
lie. Probably can't treats. I'mlearning to buy in bulk l L.
That's true. We complain about gas, but nobody drives any less when gas
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prices. We don't, and thepoor I felt bad for the everybody who
works convenience store gas station front desks. Oh yeah, they're to blame,
right was it two three weeks agothe price jacked up thirty cents just boom
overnight yep or over morning. Ithink it was a Friday morning a few
weeks ago. I watched I actuallywe've watched it change. First time in
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my life. I've seen that.I was in the gas station. They
warned me. And those those poorsouls, they're working so hard. It's
not up to them. They're notjust time. Man. You know what,
Let's let's let's take people off goinginto weekend. Let's crank it up
thirty cents today. It's not theirgoing. Be nice to those folks,
good gracious, keep sharing. I'mcheap when it comes to spending money on
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what trending coming up here at seventhirty, seven thirty we will talk about
ways to stay awake without caffeine.And at seven thirty five, Winning on
the way, and we say goodmorning to Lisa. Am I a winner?
You probably are, but yeah,you're for sure a winner for listening.
But we are winning on the wayto seven thirty five. But feel
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free to tell us now you're cheapwhen it comes to spending money on what
clothes? You cheap? Close metoo. I usually go about every four
or five years to buy about tenpairs of clothes, and then I'm good,
right and I buy chaff about right, that's what you do too well,
terrific and you are a lady,so very good. Yeah, because
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guys, I think myself and rJ. I can speak for both of
us that we freak. We nevergo buy clothes for ourselves. It's well
I do when I can start likeseeing, okay, my body through them.
Yeah, then then I actually haveto, but I usually have to
wait until that. But I relyon the Christmas and the birthday. And
yes, I look at my holiday, my driver's license. Oh, my
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passport was something you after we renewevery ten or fifteen years. I've got
the same shirt on now as itwas in my passport picture from the two
thousand and nine. I have neverbought underwear myself, if that if that
makes you feel, I've never neverbought it myself. It's always been a
gift present. Yeah it is.It is. And now you know a
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little more than you need to aboutour more. Yeah, your draws.
You just trying to get me totalk about myself, because if you are,
I will gladly do so. TheTrevor d In the Morning Show six
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to ten week day mornings XL ninetythree and am not trending it's hashtag trending
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Evan's Cakes and More in the GrandCities Mall. RJ Sipping on his coffee,
I've got a Pepsi zero beside me, to the left, to the
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left. Now, I was gonnasay that are there ways to stay awake
without caffeine? As I sip onthe java and you, I was gonna
ask you what you were drinking?And the Pepsi zero even have caffeine.
There's there's nothing in that, Nosugar, noo caffeine. Right. It
tastes I don't really know, otherthan it tastes more like the original the
og. The zero tastes more likeregular pepsy than diet does. But it's
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still zero calories, okay, zerocalories, zero sugar zero. I just
know I like to taste better,and I have been too lazy to research
why. Oh okay, all right, well you enjoy that. It says
new and improved taste on the can'tso you can't argue with marketing. You
cannot argue with it. It saysit's better. It's better there. You're
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good for radio purposes. He hadto demonstrate that he is, in fact
drinking a Pepsy's zero. Now,are there ways to stay awake with al
POMBI more of this stuff into thebody? Okay, drinking water and eating
snacks can do it. Now.I've actually had to drink water in the
morning when I had no coffee.I have a water that gets me started
because you're dehydrated up to your sleepfor however many and apparently that's it.
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They said fatigue can come from dehydration, so water helps. Huh, Trevor,
You're so smart and a snack cangive you an energy boost, especially
a healthier snack like an apple orpeanut butter. I'm not gonna do that.
Too busy, too burzy. Thatcould be your practicst it could be
how about exercise, moving more,you know, I get for a few
minutes can help you stay awake andstay sharp. I felt groggy just after
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we get off the air and thengot to do computer stuff. I'm sitting
down for bets. Normally I'll headover to the Ultra Family YMCA for a
little jazzer sizing and that big class, and yeah, you feel rejuvenated after
that. Sure, Okay, ifI miss it, I kind of feel
I feel worse. You feel worse. It could be worse, Okay,
Trevor. That's why people exercise tostay healthy and alert. Now here's the
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when I find funny taking a powernap. Okay, Basically, you can
avoid sleeping a lot by sleeping alittle. The naps between ten and twenty
minutes can recharge you. So thereyou go. I've heard nothing good about
naps over twenty minutes long. I'veheard yes, I have not heard that
as well. No, I havenot. I'm trying to do a double
negative here, and I'm just I'mconfused. But here's the deal, Fred,
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how do you stay awake without caffeine? I don't think taking I don't
think going to sleep constitute staying awake. I don't think so. I don't
think you can use that one.I'm gonna stay awake by going to sleep
by taking it. Now, thatcan't be. So you know, this
is an account. So there's three, but we're gonna we're gonna dismiss.
I'm gonna dismiss one because that's didjust you know everything we shared with you
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and you can judge too. Akssell Nutty three dot com hashtag trending ways
to stay awake without the power ofcaffeine trending. Thanks sell Nutty three,
Bench didn't no seconds away and abig good morning. The boys are back
in town and the boys the boyswhere here? That's us in morning r
J. Good morning, Trevor.This is the one they call ed.
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Yes, what's up, my friend? Not much you or your Pepsi zero
has more caffeine in it than acoke? You googled this, No,
I drink Pepsi zero and dr Pepperzero. Oh, they've got quite a
bit of caffeine in them. Isthat true? Yes, Look at the
bottle. It should tell you caffeinecontent thirty eight mg slash in twelve flut.
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Now it's just thirty eight milligrams andthat's all I can compare it to.
Yeah, because it isn't coke thirtyseven, so it is well,
I think coke is in the thirtyor thirty two. Now I've actually taken
some of it off. And thenlike the doctor, pepper zero has stifty
eight milligrams. So the zero ismore caffeine than a diet or compare here
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and yep and the regular. Ijust think it tastes tastes more like the
original soda. That's the only reasonwhy I drink it. I think it's
a new I don't know what it'slike. I forget what it's called,
but it's like a I can't rememberit, but it basically the sugar substitute
is oxygenated. It's an oxygen oxygenatedsugar. You two don't work for PEPSI
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unbeknownst to me, do you know? I don't always like it as wonder
if there's some sort of a meeting. I missed no time for any unbelievable.
All right, let's getting your factsand O or a couple of minutes
behind here. I want to talkabout AIDS for a minute, Okay,
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help business off or the disease AIDS. I think the disease is what we're
going to talk here. Originally calledgrid r i D, which stood for
Gay related immuno deficiency, there twothings happening at once. Soon the CDC
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realized that term was wrong since heterosexualpeople were getting it too, and they
changed the name to AIDS in Septemberof nineteen eighty two. I never knew
that I was alive with those inthe tell Me Too. Yeah, it
was a fact back then. It'sa fact today. Vetch didn't. No,
Playboy didn't have a black playmate inthe month in its first decade.
A black woman named Jennifer Jackson brokethe playmate race barrier in March of nineteen
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sixty five. I google that atwork. It's first work purposes. It's
more than fifteen years after Playboy started. Know, there've only been two first
ladies born outside of the US.Okay, John Quincy Adams wife Louisa Adams
Wise Adams is born in England.And then what's her name here? Melania
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Trump born in Slovenia, which wasthen part of Yugoslavia. All right,
all right, r J. Howmany fireplaces there in the White House?
Sixty eight? You have overbid?It is twenty eighth, twenty eight,
twenty eight fireplaces. Maybe there's forty, but they're just fake or they're just
painted on the wall. That's whatthrows you off. Yeah, twenty eight
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fireplaces in the White House. Inthis should make us feel better about the
last two winters up in these parts, because man, did we have snow
to deal with. I want tosay we were in the eighties for inches
of snowfall last year. Average winteris about fifty just to put them in
perspective, perspective seven forty three inthe am right now, Amori, Japan
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the snowiest city in the world.It gets an average of three hundred and
twelve inches of snow per year.That's the equivalent of twenty six feet.
I think you know when you seethose memes on Facebook after a storm around
here, they'll be like bus northto Coden's. You know this winter,
you've seen those pictures of people drivingon road and the snow is hiring the
cars above the car, and theyattribute that to here. I do believe.
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I think that's where those actually comefrom. I believe. Yeah,
three hundred and twelve inches of snow, So take what we had last winter
basically multiplied by four. Yeah,think about that. Should we say it
again? It could be words.Let's say food fights. We will address
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in your Tuesday morning. More onaward coming up on Excel nty three going
to Texas to the math on this. I think it's trip number six that's
on the way on International. It'snot like a pimer day, we'll go
to the NBC News department for anextel nutty three information up fake coming up,
Zoe, good morning, Hey,Hey, what's up? Who are
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we visiting with? Grande? Candice, You're cheap when it comes to spending
money on what and why? Clothes? Clothes, they're just crazy expensive now
for you, for the entire family, all of the above. I'm cheap
when it comes to myself with mykids, I'm not. But for myself
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it's odd. I don't like buyingpants over like twenty dollars. Yeah,
yeah, and that's getting harder tofind. I we'll recommend buying a nice
pair of slacks at Sam's Fluff.They've got jeans there for under twenty bucks.
I can't tell the difference looking atthem between a five hundred dollars pair
and a twenty dollars pair. They'reblue, they're jeans. Yeah, when
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you get to be this age,nobody cares anymore. But you know,
you know what, Candice, Withthe kids, there's always those those brand
watchers, right, they'll be like, oh, you can't wear those,
But sometimes it's better just to spendthe money on them. So they stop,
and so they leave you alone,right, Candice, I'm just an
observer here. Our taste got somesome kids at home. Yeah, Candice,
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what you want to do here?We can get you into the Oakridge
Boys at the Chester Frid's Auditorium nextFriday. Four Passes and Nelson's Pumpkin Patch.
Put you on the shortlist for thePumpkin Patch Party Pelooza. Oh,
always send you up to a moviethe River Cinema. Oh, let's do
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the Pumpkin Patch. Four Passes andPumpkin Patch and we'll put you on the
shortlist for the Pumpkin Patch Party Pelooza. You will need to listen to October
twelve as we will give that away. It's for up to fifty people,
including ninety three dollars from Beak's Pizza. What station is John Nelson's Pumpkin Patch
Birney Connection on International Talk Like aPirate Day XCEL ninety three. It's Tuesday.
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Yeah, I know, not alot to celebrate, but they pay
me to be perky. I discoveredsalt and creating FM radio. I understand
you're pretty funny as a DJ.The Trevor d In the Morning Show six
to ten weekday mornings XL ninety three. Let me put it this way your
Tuesday morning more on a warning,yes by Xcel ninety three. And right
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now we have sunshine in fifty sixdegrees downtown Grand Forks. No, we
don't know exactly what this lady wasthank him, but I almost wish every
delivery driver carrot about my order thismuch as we go to Texas. Here,
thirty three year old Whitney Mofatt drivesher door Dash and Ameralo Texas.
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She went to she went to pickup an order and stop Sunday, but
it wasn't ready when she got there. Okay, that's not clear how long
it had been or how long she'dwaited, but she got so sick and
so annoyed she apparently decided to grabthe order herself and walk back into the
kitchen area. They told her toleave, and it's sparked a fight.
In fact, Pully say she physicallyattacked the store's manager. She continued attacking
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him as he tried to escort herout of the building, and an off
duty cop happened to see it.She also got into it with him.
Apparently, she's facing charges for assaultand resisting arrest. Nowhere how long the
door dash customer had to wait fortheir wings. Ultimately, I think that
was the person who got hurt themost. Yeah, that's the real victim.
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Seeing them many times picking up foodmyself, I don't think I'm too
cheap Back to our question of theday today to use the door dash food
delivery services. I just like hottestfood, and it is if I go
to the restaurant and get it frompoint A to point B, I will
get it there quicker than anybody else. Absolutely, door dash driver though attacking
a wingstop manager for taking too long, and that is indeed our sixth trip
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to Texas. That is officially ourTuesday morning more on a board today.
I don't even need to ask youif you've used door dash before. No,
I don't have that option. Evenif I would, well, no,
I probably wouldn't. I only getdelivery if the beers are foam like
wine at home, So that makessense. Yes, that's also when I
happen to use delivery. In fact, the last time I had delivery was
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at your house. That's been sometime. It's been a long time.
Let's go. Can we go thiskk xl XL ninety three grand forks and
I heart radio stations. Then yo, it's all like a hi day.
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You might know I like a highnine. It's tall like aday. You
got a nice building here, godesigned it and attack too beautifully done?
Are day here early today. That'sthe only time we're going to do that
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all day. Yep, we onlygo about forty five minutes of using a
ring. Sunshine eighty eight or hightoday eighty five degrees Yesterday mostly clear,
fifty four tonight. So Wednesday mostlysunny, in eighty throw back Thursday,
showers likely, possibly a thunderstorm.Afternoon, mostly cloud. He's seventy eight.
Friday, showers likely again in theafternoon, mostly cloud. He's seventy
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two, and a showery weekend.Widespread wain or rain for all looks probable,
and it looks like by the timewe get through Sunday all of us
could have anywhere from one to twoinches of new accumulating rainfall. So coming
down to slow fashion. Very goodfor the grass, all right, very
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good for the drowned conditions right nowin a lot of places. Questions your
today. R J spent one nineteenbucks on a coffee machine in seventeen seventeen
seventeen and it's it's served its purposepurpose. Yep, I don't know.
Did it last week? I can'tremember. I don't think so, because
today it gets replaced. R Jis cheap when it comes to buying basically
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all appliance, basically everything, basicallyeverything. There you go, how about
that. I can't narrow this onedown. That's our question of the day
today. More choose you on AdventureWinning eight thirty five. We sendered everything
in around the area, including theOakridge Boys at the Chester Frits next Friday.
We have more four packs of passesthan Nelson's pumpkin Patch. Or we
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can get you into I found agift card to secourage Japanese steakhouse. We
can slide you. Oh you didn't, Okay, make that call. Maybe
you just want to go see amovie at River Cinema to the theater today
at changing it up just today Internationaltalk like a pirate day. I'm cheap.
One comes to spending money on bothJamie and brand is going with clothes.
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Dama's going Halloween candy for personal consumption. Better believe you. Come noon
November one, I'm saving seventy fivepercent on that candy corn. I like
that you're going candy corn, soI think it gets a bad rap.
It's like the fruitcake gets a badrap at Christmas time? Is that true?
I mean, do you like theseas better than cake? I never
really seek it out. Nobody buysit, so I don't buy a fruitcake
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deep by myself. I'm that stuff. The fruitcake goes right to my thigh.
That's the problem of fruitcake. Youthink it's better than a lot of
people say though that it gets bulliedas a Christmas desert. Sure does.
Candy corn gets bullied as Halloween candy. It's also a good time to get
your costumes for next year if youcan around here. Basically we have to
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bump into Walmart or targets. Butit's especially as you get older. It's
a nice surprise come October of thisyear because you don't remember which moot November
first last year. That's true.To define out that you're prepared and it's
already taken care of, it shouldbe a win win. It's a good
point. So keep your responses coming. Choose you on Adventure Winning eight thirty
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five. This morning you're the sayingthat's the blind leading the blind. Yes,
they use that saying like on adaily basis, it's it's good saying
yeah. This might be the mostliteral example of that. A woman on
social media claims to be a holisticcoach seeing people with diminished eyesight are told
they need eyeglasses or contact lenses.But this is a lie, and for
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eleven dollars per class, she willexplain why. Here's your breakdown. What's
the one thing that you're aptometrist doesn'twant you to know about, the fact
that you do not need glasses.That's right. You may have been told
that you need glasses, but that'sactually a lie. There are mental,
emotional, physical, and even spiritualreasons why you may not be seeing,
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and I'm here to tell you thatthat can be healed. Now, obviously
it seems like a scam, butsome people didn't see it coming. Someone
has to disinfect this place ray.Some of her her webinars have had hundreds
of people sign up, though howpopular. TikTok, her named Mallory says
she's enrolled so we don't have to. She uses her platform to debunk misinformation
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conspiracy theories. Mallory says the wholething is basically a sales pitch. For
essential oil, specifically from the companythat Samantha's a rep for. See that's
how she gets you really should beThursday time. Samantha denies that this is
a grip, then says that hertechniques include tips on avoiding blue line,
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producing screen time, using specific eyeneeck exercises, and incorporating specific nutrients into
your diet. Now she's from Canada. That's just blue r j alway,
yeah, get back up, getoff the floor, buddy, she's from
Canada, and the Canadian Association ofOptometrists as they are not aware of existence
and peer reviewed scientific literature of anyevidence support those claims. Samantha is not
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a doctor, but she claims shehas studied psychology, sociology, and natural
pathetic medicine, all wall on anomypsychology and as well as an anomy psychology,
and there you go. First off, you know she studies psychology and
sociology. Then she's one of thoseCharlatans that can manipulate us. That's what
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that is. Her website is setto private after she started getting backlash,
including the page where she hawked heressential oils. She might help you avoid
a headache with a blue light stop, but I ain't going to fix your
eyes guarantee that. It's don't clearif any of Samantha's students have cured themselves.
People been eleven bucks for an onlineclass that claims you don't really need
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classes. Take that for what it'sworth, which isn't along. I've already
taken it. Yeah, but we'rehere to help avoid scammers. Trivity in
our jail. Show you the way, probably good. You can't see this
because it's radio. The boys aretwerking right now. Oh yeah, yeah,
we've got moves, that's for sure. One more thing on the way
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before you go. Ninety three minutescommercial free. How many days the average
home is clean for mean total peryear? Excel muddy three? Hey,
who are we visiting with Terry?You're cheap when it comes to spending money
on what myself? Yourself? Whywe've done a mom? Oh because you're
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a mom. It's not you don'tlike you? Yeah no, I think
it's just like a mom mentality.Yeah, so are you? Are you
cheap on the kids too? Definitelynot new. It could be a little
more cheap on them, could bea little more you threaten them. Sant
is always watching, even though inSeptember. Oh, yes, we're already
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good for you. Yeah, sometimesit's got to be done. You gotta
take drastic steps. Yeah, alot of moms doing the sacrificing. Uh.
You know you gotta get the kidsthe under armor or whatever it is
now that they want hydra flasks,hula hoops and you're still drinking out of
puddles. I get it exactly.Hey, Terry, what can we do
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for you? We've got some choices. You can take the kids to Nelson's
Pumpkin Patch. I'll buy the gfAFB. We continue to the oak Ridge
Voice at the Chester Friends next broadbad jabug, that's that miss, No,
that's judabug. Maybe what am Imissing here? We can get you
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into a movie of River Cinema,theatar An International Talk like a Pimer Day.
And then I have got fifty bucksto Secura Japanese Steakhouse, So Steakhouse,
Oakridge Boys Theatre or Pumpkin Patch seethe kids come first again. I
knew the Pumpkin Patch. I knewit. I could tell that's what she
was going to do. I thoughtyou're gonna say kids come first, or
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putting them in a kennel for anight and go into the movie. We're
going, but fucking patch it ishere. We go now, Trevor,
that's not all because she could potentiallywin something beggar down the line. Yes,
that is correct. R Jay.Okay, we'll put you on the
should list for the Nelson's Pumpkin PatchParty poloza for up to fifty people,
October twelfth. We give that away. Got to be listening at eight thirty
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five. It comes with ninety threedollars to ex pizza two. So mark
down. October twelfth, eight thirtyfive, Terry, for now, what
station just sent in on Nelson's PumpkinPatch x L ninety three, It's time
for one more thing on XL ninetythree. One more, one more dotn't
talk about a little hollows keeping youdarn right we are, and you know
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we've all been there. You cleanthe house, you spend hours doing it,
and finally it gets perfect, andthey only do that because guests are
coming, because guests are coming thistime around Christmas or thanks or something like
that. And again it's perfect,and then three hours later somebody sets one
thing on the table which you justclean, and then it's over. And
then the whole house goes. Youknow what islands in the kitchen are.
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It's such a nice thing, butthey're just there's a magnet's catch all crap,
yep, per crap exactly. Sodon't feel bad though if you think
why can't I keep this house cleaning, because the answer is nobody can,
all right. According to a newreport, now, the average person and
this isn't a pole, This isn'tpeople's asks, you know, this isn't
just estimates. This is a report. This is a study that was done.
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The average person considers their home tobe completely clean only about eleven days
out of the year. And that'snot even one day per month, all
right. Also comes out to justthree percent of the time. People spend
an average of six days per yearcleaning and sanitizing their homes. When it
comes to cleaning, the average personhas six times or six items rather on
their to do list, and thosethings are vacuum in the rugs and the
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carpets, mopping the floors, andlaundry. The things that we are most
likely to overlook include thoroughly cleaning appliances, you know, cleaning the oven.
These are things as long as thedoor can be shut and can be hidden
from there's not a massive smoke comingout of your oven. Yeah, clean
off and wiping down countertops and dustingshells. Yeah, dusting is the worst
because that's so unrewarding too, especiallya high shell. Yeah. And the
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other thing you always say. I'veheard people say, I'm gonna sanitize,
I'm gonna clean the walls, I'mgonna watch the walls. You ever heard
people do that. I've seen itdone. But it's one of those things
you just never ever get to.But if you pick up after you saves,
you keep the place clean, it'sonly gonna stay that way for eleven
days total. This doesn't mean youyou spend you know, you could spend
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three days cleaning. It doesn't meanafter that it's going to be clean for
eleven days. Oh lord. No, it's only going to stay clean for
about at day and it's only gonnabe totally clean for even You can be
above average if you thoroughly clean yourhouse right before you go on VA kids.
There you go there. You youknow what, I wonder if they
took that in do count, maybethat's maybe that's the whole eleven days the
average American goes on vacation for elevendays a year. And there's your answer.
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Good point, Trevor. One morething in the books. I hope
y'all have a great international pirate Day. Before we go to there, off
the cod of news departments, Igive you talk like a pirate radio again.
We'd be back coming up traffic onthe high Seas at the top and
bottom of every hour here with whydon't they by nine? Why don't they
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by nine? We wants to senda special ahoy to our good buccaneers down
at the Golden to Bloon this weekend. They'll be helping us raise money at
our annual may See breakfast to buyhooks for pirates who have lost their hands
and their recent unpleasantness with the King'sNavy. This morning, though you still
have ten minutes to come down tothe dock, are shaking your private booty
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contest? It's a winner gets dinnerfor two at Long John the sale of
oars, not the restaurant. It'sat Long John Silvers. He's our afternoon
DJ. Look for our intern scuffleout there and the key pirate dinghy come
be handed out tickets for a drawing. First prize is an iPhone sat prize
is an iPod and the third prizeis an eyepatch. Sure you just got
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keel hauled by. I think we'regonna have a real humding, hilarious,
witty and inspired. Very great show. The Trevor d In The Morning Show
six to ten weekday mornings, Excelninety three
The Trevor D. Mini Morty Showpodcast no available through Google Play, iTunes
and the iHeartRadio app XCEL ninety threekk XL XCEL ninety three. Grand Forks
and good morning friends, Welcome tothe Showoid made a glorious day. Why
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are you talking like that? It'sNational Talk like a pirate day, Talk
like a pirate day. I'm maybeyou're made happy. National Talk like a
pirate day. Maybe it's show timeso it wants them to be done with
it here. You know, that'swhy I always try to make it here
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on Talk pic a pirate day,just you know, worth it, just
because of my name, Completely worthit. Yeah, that's why my mother
called me that. She's like,this is gonna come in handy. I
talked like a pirate day. Callmar J your mom up in Gtown wearing
the pirate patch right now, andwell that's every day. That's my boy
ar. She always wears a patch. Today today though she has she puts
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her wooden leg on today. Renteda parrot for the day. Yeah,
you really have to order an advancetoo if you want those parrots for international
talk. You know how hard itis to find a parrot today it's like
the last day of Christmas shopping.This is such a big deal, your
pan premium, but completely worth it. It is totally worth it. Hello,
Helen. Yeah, it is Tuesday, September nineteenth. Forecast brought to
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you by a live Wire and GrantFork's premiere events organizer, light staging,
audio, video and more. Visitlive wire now dot com. After eighty
five degrees yesterday, today, we'llbe sunny in eighty eight mostly clear fifty
four tonight and mostly sunny and eightyfor Wednesday. Throwback Thursday, showers likely,
maybe a thunderstorm afternoon, mostly cloudy, seventy eight frodday showers like the
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mainly afternoon, mostly cloudy in seventytwo. Widespread rainfall really through the weekend
when all was said and done,areas I may have one to two inches
total of rain accumulation. And nicethat it's over a bunch of days,
so the very dry ground can absorbsome of this water. Yeah, is
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that that's good? Yeah? Itis dry, isn't it? The other
day when there was a fifty milean hour wind, it was like the
dust storm again yesterday? Was thatyesterday? Yesterday? There was blowing dust,
but Hey, I'll take I'll takeeighty plus degree days anyway we can
get them in September or Yeah.I was just thinking the guys, the
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guys that invented that, right,And this is funny because you and I
always come up with these things likewe're going to declare this day that day
or whatever. We never do anythingthat we say we're go I mean never.
These two dudes just started talking likepirates one day, I think,
in the locker room and they're like, hey, we should do this Pirate
day thing. And they did it, and then they're like, wow,
they were going to do it onJune six, because I think that was
one of their anniversaries. Is onthe god I got that's a D day
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or something like that where we can'tbe disrespectful. So they just pick September
nineteenth. And how do you geta national holiday when you're just two dudes?
What can we solve? Maybe theseguys make me feel quite an out
of these I think these are guyswho actually have ideas and do something well,
unlike you and I. Yeah,I've heard I've heard of you and
I. But a fun day We'llcontinue to celebrate all day long today all
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right, So that's your your coffeemug from home tonight, Yes it is.
Why do you ask two dogs?Well, I remember last week you
were a coffee pot shopping. Oh, you bought a piece of garbage.
It was in the piece of garbageaisle, the cheapest one you could possibly
find, because you just took adump at home. This is what happens
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when you send me out for theappliances or anything really, because I will
cut every financial corner possible. Youresearch, you hear which ones have good
reviews, You talk to friends aboutit, and then inevitably just go buy
the cheapest one. Anyway, exactly, That's exactly what happened, because I
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had been doing I've been doing thisonline, so we're like, well,
this one's gotta good review. That'sexactly what happened, Trevor. Then when
I go out to buy it,you know, I get the dirt cheapest
thing here. It costs seventeen dollars. And you know when you buy a
seventeen dollars coffee maker, you knowthis isn't that sounds like one you'd use
once and have to toss it.But I told, I told Kimbers.
When I got home, I said, even if this thing lasts a week,
is still worth it because we don'thave to go out to buy coffee
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now at five bucks. Two twoof you are a word. It hits
Starbucks, it would be seventeen seventeendollars and you wouldn't have a coffee maker.
Right, So even if this lasttwo three days a week, it's
already paid for itself. That's theway I think. Is it still functioning
and you just don't like it?It's still functioning. Yeah, I don't
like it because you can't set itto you know, be ready. You
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know you can't. It's not gonnaautomatic. It's not automatic. Coffee will
not be ready when you wake up, and it doesn't show off automatically,
so you have to shut it off. And then they put the side the
switch where the light is on thesides you can't see it either, So
you're gonna leave and then eventually boilyour coffee down to charcoal when you get
back home. Needless to say,what do we do about this? Now?
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My idea? Okay, what wedid about this is that our j's
idea for a coffee maker will begoing away and our new one is coming
today purchased by Camberless. And that'smuch more than seventeen I would imagine.
So, yes, yes, butthat's that's what happens when RJ has to
do things. Oh, I meanI appreciate saving money too, right,
I'm not lighting money on fire soI can see in the dark exactly exactly.
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And we all have these things wedo to save money. Frugal if
you will. Some could call itcheap. Frugal just sounds like it's more,
sounds a lot nicer, sure does. I am cheap when it comes
to spending money on want and fillin that blank, choose your own adventure
winning. This is what I've beenable to drum today. We've got those
four packs of passes, the Nelson'sPumpkin patch. By the way, all
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you Nickelback people want to go tonickel Back in sixteen sleeps October fifth,
we're gonna start Thursday with the nickelBack to backs. Okay, throw back
Thursday. I thought it'd be agood day to do this. Okay,
and we've got two weeks in nickelBack winning. But oh there's another concert
I'm gonna tell you about here soontoo. Can't say it right now?
Can I say it, you can'tsay it. Do know it? Your
shot caller will go off. Idon't think you know it. I don't
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even I'm gonna ask you after thisand you're gonna tell me, and then
I will No, I don't evenknow if I want to know the information.
That's the problem. Nickelbacks what we'regoing to focus on, and perhaps
this other one as soon as theyget the go ahead to tell you guys
about it. But for now,we've got these these tickets to this might
excite you. The Oakridge Boys arecoming to the Chester. Friends. That
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does excite me, Trevor. Ilove those guys. Next Friday. So
we've got those tickets. We've gotsome of those to give away. Oh,
the four packs of passes the Nelson'sPumpkin Patch and put you on the
shoulders for the Pumpkin Patch Party pelooza. Oh, we just send you to
the Theataratar today. Today it's theTheatar River Cinema. Go see a movie
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on. I remember that I amcheap when it comes to spending money on
Wat's give me a why behind it? Corey says, eating out, especially
when you have food at home toeat. Now there's it's just fun experience
when you hit the restaurants, butit's like everything else not as cheap as
it once was. To me,breakfast is the biggest rip off. I
mean, I'm sure it's all equallymarked up, but oh the break okay,
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when you go out to buy it, I mean you order eggs,
toast, bacon, whatever, thatplate is also going to be ten,
twelve, fifteen bucks. It is, and you can make most of that.
Maybe not the bacon's under a box, but eggs are finally reasonably priced
again toast, and it's super easyto make that meal. This is true.
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This is true, but I meanevery meal is much cheaper when you
know it at home. Good answer, Corey. You know, I'm going
to just use this whole day,not so much to make myself feel better,
but I'm just going to use everyone'sanswer as a tip. I'm like,
oh, I'm going to see allthese things as ideas of being cheap,
like this is terrific. I'm knowI'm gonna I learned things so it's
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not just could be worse, butit will be worse exactly. Thanks ellbody,
three, good morning, Hello there, Hey, good day. Who
am I visiting with? Terry?Terry Terry or carry Harry with the tea.
Terry with the tea. Our topicof conversation today. I am cheap
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when it comes to spending money onwhat filling that plank? Tell me?
Why pop? Because it all tastesthe same on pop? Yeah, So
where do you get your soda from? Pop? If you will? Whoever
has it the be fit? Howabout this when you're out to eat?
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Now, have you noticed adding afountain popped her meal could cost up to
five bucks? The order it youstick with water, water or one person
at the table orders the popping youtake turns sucking off of it. So
I just get the water. Youfeel too guilty, build suck and share.
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I think it's called you don't dothat? No Exxel Nutty three the
foks hit music station. I ama cheap when it comes to what I
don't even know where I want tostart here. I mean I'm cheap,
I guess when it comes to backto the going out. We were talking
about going out to eat. Ilike the frequent day happy hour and I
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think I still would have if theBy the way, no Powerball winners yesterday,
you guys the Jackpott's going to creepup on seven hundred million tomorrow.
Even if I had that kind ofmoney, I'd still enjoy the like three
to five o'clock half price appetized.There's two dollars drinks just because I mean,
you tip as you would if youspent full price. But yeah,
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I don't get gotten that way.Don't get got Trevor. You think if
you had seven hundred million dollars,I wouldn't. I wouldn't race to get
to the three o'clock happy hour kickofftime. But maybe i'd get there by
three thirties. Okay, I see, Because you're a high roller now,
I like to buy a lot ofnon name brand stuff, I guess more
than when I lived at home growingup, when I didn't have to pay
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for the grocery. But I've alsolearned too they tend to get you.
I know. It's not that's howthey get you Thursday, which we're going
to do eventually here. But alot of the stuff you can't taste the
difference. Oh yeah sometimes again sometimessometimes it's better. Yeah, sometimes the
knockoff stuff is I don't need toget you into the bring up great value
of sels on Walmart, Oh,great value sauce is terrific. It might
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be the best sells out there.And you know what else was good?
Flavorite had a lot of good stuffand even this essentially every day stuff had
the best mint ice cream I've everhad. And you know what they did,
They quit making it. Remember Iwas here that day when I actually
mailed the company. I remember like, hey, this ticks me off.
They come back. Yeah, no, they somehow stumbled upon the greatest recipe
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ever. But yeah, sometimes itis better. Are questioned him to your
I'm cheap when it comes to spendingmoney on what bill in that blank today?
Dana saying things for myself. Mykids come first before me. That's
that's why you don't spend money onyourself. You have goons at home.
I do have goons, but Iwas trying to tell them to earn the
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value of a dalla as well.It's like, can we go on to
say, I'll buy you a bagof bread and and and I'll buy you
a bag of bread. Can canI have a pair of roll skates?
No, I'm gonna get you asack of bread. But I always trying
to sing, I get you abag of bread and a whole whole package
of Sanders meant you can eat fora week for what you think I'm gonna
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have to, you know, getyou out here, good lesson. Yeah
yeah, I bet they go toschool and all these other kids are trying
to beg for a some of thatbag of bread goods are showing it off.
I've got the new iPhone on thecheck my bag of bread. Look
at this are going home crying totheir parents. I want a bag of
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breads. He read. It's soversatile. And then when they wanted like
dolls and stuff, I just gavehim a black marker and they just drew
eyes on the sack there and youknow, right on the brand name.
Hey, multipurpose one. Ona says, I'd say gas, but that's a
lie. Probably can't treats. I'mlearning to buy in bulk l L.
That's true. We complain about gas, but nobody drives any less when gas
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prices. We don't, and thepoor I felt bad for the everybody who
works convenience store gas station front desks. Oh yeah, they're to blame,
right was it two three weeks agothe price jacked up thirty cents just boom
overnight yep or over morning. Ithink it was a Friday morning a few
weeks ago. I watched I actuallywe've watched it change. First time in
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my life. I've seen that.I was in the gas station. They
warned me. And those those poorsouls, they're working so hard. It's
not up to them. They're notjust time. Man. You know what,
Let's let's let's take people off goinginto weekend. Let's crank it up
thirty cents today. It's not theirgoing. Be nice to those folks,
good gracious, keep sharing. I'mcheap when it comes to spending money on
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what trending coming up here at seventhirty, seven thirty we will talk about
ways to stay awake without caffeine.And at seven thirty five, Winning on
the way, and we say goodmorning to Lisa. Am I a winner?
You probably are, but yeah,you're for sure a winner for listening.
But we are winning on the wayto seven thirty five. But feel
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free to tell us now you're cheapwhen it comes to spending money on what
clothes? You cheap? Close metoo. I usually go about every four
or five years to buy about tenpairs of clothes, and then I'm good,
right and I buy chaff about right, that's what you do too well,
terrific and you are a lady,so very good. Yeah, because
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guys, I think myself and rJ. I can speak for both of
us that we freak. We nevergo buy clothes for ourselves. It's well
I do when I can start likeseeing, okay, my body through them.
Yeah, then then I actually haveto, but I usually have to
wait until that. But I relyon the Christmas and the birthday. And
yes, I look at my holiday, my driver's license. Oh, my
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passport was something you after we renewevery ten or fifteen years. I've got
the same shirt on now as itwas in my passport picture from the two
thousand and nine. I have neverbought underwear myself, if that if that
makes you feel, I've never neverbought it myself. It's always been a
gift present. Yeah it is.It is. And now you know a
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little more than you need to aboutour more. Yeah, your draws.
You just trying to get me totalk about myself, because if you are,
I will gladly do so. TheTrevor d In the Morning Show six
(15:15):
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I've got a Pepsi zero beside me, to the left, to the
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left. Now, I was gonnasay that are there ways to stay awake
without caffeine? As I sip onthe java and you, I was gonna
ask you what you were drinking?And the Pepsi zero even have caffeine.
There's there's nothing in that, Nosugar, noo caffeine. Right. It
tastes I don't really know, otherthan it tastes more like the original the
og. The zero tastes more likeregular pepsy than diet does. But it's
(15:58):
still zero calories, okay, zerocalories, zero sugar zero. I just
know I like to taste better,and I have been too lazy to research
why. Oh okay, all right, well you enjoy that. It says
new and improved taste on the can'tso you can't argue with marketing. You
cannot argue with it. It saysit's better. It's better there. You're
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good for radio purposes. He hadto demonstrate that he is, in fact
drinking a Pepsy's zero. Now,are there ways to stay awake with al
POMBI more of this stuff into thebody? Okay, drinking water and eating
snacks can do it. Now.I've actually had to drink water in the
morning when I had no coffee.I have a water that gets me started
because you're dehydrated up to your sleepfor however many and apparently that's it.
(16:40):
They said fatigue can come from dehydration, so water helps. Huh, Trevor,
You're so smart and a snack cangive you an energy boost, especially
a healthier snack like an apple orpeanut butter. I'm not gonna do that.
Too busy, too burzy. Thatcould be your practicst it could be
how about exercise, moving more,you know, I get for a few
minutes can help you stay awake andstay sharp. I felt groggy just after
(17:06):
we get off the air and thengot to do computer stuff. I'm sitting
down for bets. Normally I'll headover to the Ultra Family YMCA for a
little jazzer sizing and that big class, and yeah, you feel rejuvenated after
that. Sure, Okay, ifI miss it, I kind of feel
I feel worse. You feel worse. It could be worse, Okay,
Trevor. That's why people exercise tostay healthy and alert. Now here's the
(17:29):
when I find funny taking a powernap. Okay, Basically, you can
avoid sleeping a lot by sleeping alittle. The naps between ten and twenty
minutes can recharge you. So thereyou go. I've heard nothing good about
naps over twenty minutes long. I'veheard yes, I have not heard that
as well. No, I havenot. I'm trying to do a double
negative here, and I'm just I'mconfused. But here's the deal, Fred,
(17:49):
how do you stay awake without caffeine? I don't think taking I don't
think going to sleep constitute staying awake. I don't think so. I don't
think you can use that one.I'm gonna stay awake by going to sleep
by taking it. Now, thatcan't be. So you know, this
is an account. So there's three, but we're gonna we're gonna dismiss.
I'm gonna dismiss one because that's didjust you know everything we shared with you
(18:10):
and you can judge too. Akssell Nutty three dot com hashtag trending ways
to stay awake without the power ofcaffeine trending. Thanks sell Nutty three,
Bench didn't no seconds away and abig good morning. The boys are back
in town and the boys the boyswhere here? That's us in morning r
J. Good morning, Trevor.This is the one they call ed.
(18:34):
Yes, what's up, my friend? Not much you or your Pepsi zero
has more caffeine in it than acoke? You googled this, No,
I drink Pepsi zero and dr Pepperzero. Oh, they've got quite a
bit of caffeine in them. Isthat true? Yes, Look at the
bottle. It should tell you caffeinecontent thirty eight mg slash in twelve flut.
(18:59):
Now it's just thirty eight milligrams andthat's all I can compare it to.
Yeah, because it isn't coke thirtyseven, so it is well,
I think coke is in the thirtyor thirty two. Now I've actually taken
some of it off. And thenlike the doctor, pepper zero has stifty
eight milligrams. So the zero ismore caffeine than a diet or compare here
(19:22):
and yep and the regular. Ijust think it tastes tastes more like the
original soda. That's the only reasonwhy I drink it. I think it's
a new I don't know what it'slike. I forget what it's called,
but it's like a I can't rememberit, but it basically the sugar substitute
is oxygenated. It's an oxygen oxygenatedsugar. You two don't work for PEPSI
(19:44):
unbeknownst to me, do you know? I don't always like it as wonder
if there's some sort of a meeting. I missed no time for any unbelievable.
All right, let's getting your factsand O or a couple of minutes
behind here. I want to talkabout AIDS for a minute, Okay,
(20:06):
help business off or the disease AIDS. I think the disease is what we're
going to talk here. Originally calledgrid r i D, which stood for
Gay related immuno deficiency, there twothings happening at once. Soon the CDC
(20:26):
realized that term was wrong since heterosexualpeople were getting it too, and they
changed the name to AIDS in Septemberof nineteen eighty two. I never knew
that I was alive with those inthe tell Me Too. Yeah, it
was a fact back then. It'sa fact today. Vetch didn't. No,
Playboy didn't have a black playmate inthe month in its first decade.
A black woman named Jennifer Jackson brokethe playmate race barrier in March of nineteen
(20:48):
sixty five. I google that atwork. It's first work purposes. It's
more than fifteen years after Playboy started. Know, there've only been two first
ladies born outside of the US.Okay, John Quincy Adams wife Louisa Adams
Wise Adams is born in England.And then what's her name here? Melania
(21:10):
Trump born in Slovenia, which wasthen part of Yugoslavia. All right,
all right, r J. Howmany fireplaces there in the White House?
Sixty eight? You have overbid?It is twenty eighth, twenty eight,
twenty eight fireplaces. Maybe there's forty, but they're just fake or they're just
painted on the wall. That's whatthrows you off. Yeah, twenty eight
(21:32):
fireplaces in the White House. Inthis should make us feel better about the
last two winters up in these parts, because man, did we have snow
to deal with. I want tosay we were in the eighties for inches
of snowfall last year. Average winteris about fifty just to put them in
perspective, perspective seven forty three inthe am right now, Amori, Japan
(21:55):
the snowiest city in the world.It gets an average of three hundred and
twelve inches of snow per year.That's the equivalent of twenty six feet.
I think you know when you seethose memes on Facebook after a storm around
here, they'll be like bus northto Coden's. You know this winter,
you've seen those pictures of people drivingon road and the snow is hiring the
cars above the car, and theyattribute that to here. I do believe.
(22:18):
I think that's where those actually comefrom. I believe. Yeah,
three hundred and twelve inches of snow, So take what we had last winter
basically multiplied by four. Yeah,think about that. Should we say it
again? It could be words.Let's say food fights. We will address
(22:41):
in your Tuesday morning. More onaward coming up on Excel nty three going
to Texas to the math on this. I think it's trip number six that's
on the way on International. It'snot like a pimer day, we'll go
to the NBC News department for anextel nutty three information up fake coming up,
Zoe, good morning, Hey,Hey, what's up? Who are
(23:11):
we visiting with? Grande? Candice, You're cheap when it comes to spending
money on what and why? Clothes? Clothes, they're just crazy expensive now
for you, for the entire family, all of the above. I'm cheap
when it comes to myself with mykids, I'm not. But for myself
(23:37):
it's odd. I don't like buyingpants over like twenty dollars. Yeah,
yeah, and that's getting harder tofind. I we'll recommend buying a nice
pair of slacks at Sam's Fluff.They've got jeans there for under twenty bucks.
I can't tell the difference looking atthem between a five hundred dollars pair
and a twenty dollars pair. They'reblue, they're jeans. Yeah, when
(24:00):
you get to be this age,nobody cares anymore. But you know,
you know what, Candice, Withthe kids, there's always those those brand
watchers, right, they'll be like, oh, you can't wear those,
But sometimes it's better just to spendthe money on them. So they stop,
and so they leave you alone,right, Candice, I'm just an
observer here. Our taste got somesome kids at home. Yeah, Candice,
(24:23):
what you want to do here?We can get you into the Oakridge
Boys at the Chester Frid's Auditorium nextFriday. Four Passes and Nelson's Pumpkin Patch.
Put you on the shortlist for thePumpkin Patch Party Pelooza. Oh,
always send you up to a moviethe River Cinema. Oh, let's do
(24:45):
the Pumpkin Patch. Four Passes andPumpkin Patch and we'll put you on the
shortlist for the Pumpkin Patch Party Pelooza. You will need to listen to October
twelve as we will give that away. It's for up to fifty people,
including ninety three dollars from Beak's Pizza. What station is John Nelson's Pumpkin Patch
Birney Connection on International Talk Like aPirate Day XCEL ninety three. It's Tuesday.
(25:11):
Yeah, I know, not alot to celebrate, but they pay
me to be perky. I discoveredsalt and creating FM radio. I understand
you're pretty funny as a DJ.The Trevor d In the Morning Show six
to ten weekday mornings XL ninety three. Let me put it this way your
Tuesday morning more on a warning,yes by Xcel ninety three. And right
(25:33):
now we have sunshine in fifty sixdegrees downtown Grand Forks. No, we
don't know exactly what this lady wasthank him, but I almost wish every
delivery driver carrot about my order thismuch as we go to Texas. Here,
thirty three year old Whitney Mofatt drivesher door Dash and Ameralo Texas.
(25:56):
She went to she went to pickup an order and stop Sunday, but
it wasn't ready when she got there. Okay, that's not clear how long
it had been or how long she'dwaited, but she got so sick and
so annoyed she apparently decided to grabthe order herself and walk back into the
kitchen area. They told her toleave, and it's sparked a fight.
In fact, Pully say she physicallyattacked the store's manager. She continued attacking
(26:21):
him as he tried to escort herout of the building, and an off
duty cop happened to see it.She also got into it with him.
Apparently, she's facing charges for assaultand resisting arrest. Nowhere how long the
door dash customer had to wait fortheir wings. Ultimately, I think that
was the person who got hurt themost. Yeah, that's the real victim.
(26:45):
Seeing them many times picking up foodmyself, I don't think I'm too
cheap Back to our question of theday today to use the door dash food
delivery services. I just like hottestfood, and it is if I go
to the restaurant and get it frompoint A to point B, I will
get it there quicker than anybody else. Absolutely, door dash driver though attacking
a wingstop manager for taking too long, and that is indeed our sixth trip
(27:07):
to Texas. That is officially ourTuesday morning more on a board today.
I don't even need to ask youif you've used door dash before. No,
I don't have that option. Evenif I would, well, no,
I probably wouldn't. I only getdelivery if the beers are foam like
wine at home, So that makessense. Yes, that's also when I
happen to use delivery. In fact, the last time I had delivery was
(27:29):
at your house. That's been sometime. It's been a long time.
Let's go. Can we go thiskk xl XL ninety three grand forks and
I heart radio stations. Then yo, it's all like a hi day.
(27:53):
You might know I like a highnine. It's tall like aday. You
got a nice building here, godesigned it and attack too beautifully done?
Are day here early today. That'sthe only time we're going to do that
(28:18):
all day. Yep, we onlygo about forty five minutes of using a
ring. Sunshine eighty eight or hightoday eighty five degrees Yesterday mostly clear,
fifty four tonight. So Wednesday mostlysunny, in eighty throw back Thursday,
showers likely, possibly a thunderstorm.Afternoon, mostly cloud. He's seventy eight.
Friday, showers likely again in theafternoon, mostly cloud. He's seventy
(28:38):
two, and a showery weekend.Widespread wain or rain for all looks probable,
and it looks like by the timewe get through Sunday all of us
could have anywhere from one to twoinches of new accumulating rainfall. So coming
down to slow fashion. Very goodfor the grass, all right, very
(28:59):
good for the drowned conditions right nowin a lot of places. Questions your
today. R J spent one nineteenbucks on a coffee machine in seventeen seventeen
seventeen and it's it's served its purposepurpose. Yep, I don't know.
Did it last week? I can'tremember. I don't think so, because
today it gets replaced. R Jis cheap when it comes to buying basically
(29:22):
all appliance, basically everything, basicallyeverything. There you go, how about
that. I can't narrow this onedown. That's our question of the day
today. More choose you on AdventureWinning eight thirty five. We sendered everything
in around the area, including theOakridge Boys at the Chester Frits next Friday.
We have more four packs of passesthan Nelson's pumpkin Patch. Or we
(29:45):
can get you into I found agift card to secourage Japanese steakhouse. We
can slide you. Oh you didn't, Okay, make that call. Maybe
you just want to go see amovie at River Cinema to the theater today
at changing it up just today Internationaltalk like a pirate day. I'm cheap.
One comes to spending money on bothJamie and brand is going with clothes.
(30:07):
Dama's going Halloween candy for personal consumption. Better believe you. Come noon
November one, I'm saving seventy fivepercent on that candy corn. I like
that you're going candy corn, soI think it gets a bad rap.
It's like the fruitcake gets a badrap at Christmas time? Is that true?
I mean, do you like theseas better than cake? I never
really seek it out. Nobody buysit, so I don't buy a fruitcake
(30:30):
deep by myself. I'm that stuff. The fruitcake goes right to my thigh.
That's the problem of fruitcake. Youthink it's better than a lot of
people say though that it gets bulliedas a Christmas desert. Sure does.
Candy corn gets bullied as Halloween candy. It's also a good time to get
your costumes for next year if youcan around here. Basically we have to
(30:51):
bump into Walmart or targets. Butit's especially as you get older. It's
a nice surprise come October of thisyear because you don't remember which moot November
first last year. That's true.To define out that you're prepared and it's
already taken care of, it shouldbe a win win. It's a good
point. So keep your responses coming. Choose you on Adventure Winning eight thirty
(31:14):
five. This morning you're the sayingthat's the blind leading the blind. Yes,
they use that saying like on adaily basis, it's it's good saying
yeah. This might be the mostliteral example of that. A woman on
social media claims to be a holisticcoach seeing people with diminished eyesight are told
they need eyeglasses or contact lenses.But this is a lie, and for
(31:41):
eleven dollars per class, she willexplain why. Here's your breakdown. What's
the one thing that you're aptometrist doesn'twant you to know about, the fact
that you do not need glasses.That's right. You may have been told
that you need glasses, but that'sactually a lie. There are mental,
emotional, physical, and even spiritualreasons why you may not be seeing,
(32:04):
and I'm here to tell you thatthat can be healed. Now, obviously
it seems like a scam, butsome people didn't see it coming. Someone
has to disinfect this place ray.Some of her her webinars have had hundreds
of people sign up, though howpopular. TikTok, her named Mallory says
she's enrolled so we don't have to. She uses her platform to debunk misinformation
(32:30):
conspiracy theories. Mallory says the wholething is basically a sales pitch. For
essential oil, specifically from the companythat Samantha's a rep for. See that's
how she gets you really should beThursday time. Samantha denies that this is
a grip, then says that hertechniques include tips on avoiding blue line,
(32:52):
producing screen time, using specific eyeneeck exercises, and incorporating specific nutrients into
your diet. Now she's from Canada. That's just blue r j alway,
yeah, get back up, getoff the floor, buddy, she's from
Canada, and the Canadian Association ofOptometrists as they are not aware of existence
and peer reviewed scientific literature of anyevidence support those claims. Samantha is not
(33:16):
a doctor, but she claims shehas studied psychology, sociology, and natural
pathetic medicine, all wall on anomypsychology and as well as an anomy psychology,
and there you go. First off, you know she studies psychology and
sociology. Then she's one of thoseCharlatans that can manipulate us. That's what
(33:37):
that is. Her website is setto private after she started getting backlash,
including the page where she hawked heressential oils. She might help you avoid
a headache with a blue light stop, but I ain't going to fix your
eyes guarantee that. It's don't clearif any of Samantha's students have cured themselves.
People been eleven bucks for an onlineclass that claims you don't really need
(34:00):
classes. Take that for what it'sworth, which isn't along. I've already
taken it. Yeah, but we'rehere to help avoid scammers. Trivity in
our jail. Show you the way, probably good. You can't see this
because it's radio. The boys aretwerking right now. Oh yeah, yeah,
we've got moves, that's for sure. One more thing on the way
(34:20):
before you go. Ninety three minutescommercial free. How many days the average
home is clean for mean total peryear? Excel muddy three? Hey,
who are we visiting with Terry?You're cheap when it comes to spending money
on what myself? Yourself? Whywe've done a mom? Oh because you're
(34:43):
a mom. It's not you don'tlike you? Yeah no, I think
it's just like a mom mentality.Yeah, so are you? Are you
cheap on the kids too? Definitelynot new. It could be a little
more cheap on them, could bea little more you threaten them. Sant
is always watching, even though inSeptember. Oh, yes, we're already
(35:08):
good for you. Yeah, sometimesit's got to be done. You gotta
take drastic steps. Yeah, alot of moms doing the sacrificing. Uh.
You know you gotta get the kidsthe under armor or whatever it is
now that they want hydra flasks,hula hoops and you're still drinking out of
puddles. I get it exactly.Hey, Terry, what can we do
(35:31):
for you? We've got some choices. You can take the kids to Nelson's
Pumpkin Patch. I'll buy the gfAFB. We continue to the oak Ridge
Voice at the Chester Friends next broadbad jabug, that's that miss, No,
that's judabug. Maybe what am Imissing here? We can get you
(35:53):
into a movie of River Cinema,theatar An International Talk like a Pimer Day.
And then I have got fifty bucksto Secura Japanese Steakhouse, So Steakhouse,
Oakridge Boys Theatre or Pumpkin Patch seethe kids come first again. I
knew the Pumpkin Patch. I knewit. I could tell that's what she
was going to do. I thoughtyou're gonna say kids come first, or
(36:15):
putting them in a kennel for anight and go into the movie. We're
going, but fucking patch it ishere. We go now, Trevor,
that's not all because she could potentiallywin something beggar down the line. Yes,
that is correct. R Jay.Okay, we'll put you on the
should list for the Nelson's Pumpkin PatchParty poloza for up to fifty people,
October twelfth. We give that away. Got to be listening at eight thirty
(36:37):
five. It comes with ninety threedollars to ex pizza two. So mark
down. October twelfth, eight thirtyfive, Terry, for now, what
station just sent in on Nelson's PumpkinPatch x L ninety three, It's time
for one more thing on XL ninetythree. One more, one more dotn't
talk about a little hollows keeping youdarn right we are, and you know
(37:00):
we've all been there. You cleanthe house, you spend hours doing it,
and finally it gets perfect, andthey only do that because guests are
coming, because guests are coming thistime around Christmas or thanks or something like
that. And again it's perfect,and then three hours later somebody sets one
thing on the table which you justclean, and then it's over. And
then the whole house goes. Youknow what islands in the kitchen are.
(37:20):
It's such a nice thing, butthey're just there's a magnet's catch all crap,
yep, per crap exactly. Sodon't feel bad though if you think
why can't I keep this house cleaning, because the answer is nobody can,
all right. According to a newreport, now, the average person and
this isn't a pole, This isn'tpeople's asks, you know, this isn't
just estimates. This is a report. This is a study that was done.
(37:43):
The average person considers their home tobe completely clean only about eleven days
out of the year. And that'snot even one day per month, all
right. Also comes out to justthree percent of the time. People spend
an average of six days per yearcleaning and sanitizing their homes. When it
comes to cleaning, the average personhas six times or six items rather on
their to do list, and thosethings are vacuum in the rugs and the
(38:06):
carpets, mopping the floors, andlaundry. The things that we are most
likely to overlook include thoroughly cleaning appliances, you know, cleaning the oven.
These are things as long as thedoor can be shut and can be hidden
from there's not a massive smoke comingout of your oven. Yeah, clean
off and wiping down countertops and dustingshells. Yeah, dusting is the worst
because that's so unrewarding too, especiallya high shell. Yeah. And the
(38:30):
other thing you always say. I'veheard people say, I'm gonna sanitize,
I'm gonna clean the walls, I'mgonna watch the walls. You ever heard
people do that. I've seen itdone. But it's one of those things
you just never ever get to.But if you pick up after you saves,
you keep the place clean, it'sonly gonna stay that way for eleven
days total. This doesn't mean youyou spend you know, you could spend
(38:51):
three days cleaning. It doesn't meanafter that it's going to be clean for
eleven days. Oh lord. No, it's only going to stay clean for
about at day and it's only gonnabe totally clean for even You can be
above average if you thoroughly clean yourhouse right before you go on VA kids.
There you go there. You youknow what, I wonder if they
took that in do count, maybethat's maybe that's the whole eleven days the
average American goes on vacation for elevendays a year. And there's your answer.
(39:15):
Good point, Trevor. One morething in the books. I hope
y'all have a great international pirate Day. Before we go to there, off
the cod of news departments, Igive you talk like a pirate radio again.
We'd be back coming up traffic onthe high Seas at the top and
bottom of every hour here with whydon't they by nine? Why don't they
(39:40):
by nine? We wants to senda special ahoy to our good buccaneers down
at the Golden to Bloon this weekend. They'll be helping us raise money at
our annual may See breakfast to buyhooks for pirates who have lost their hands
and their recent unpleasantness with the King'sNavy. This morning, though you still
have ten minutes to come down tothe dock, are shaking your private booty
(40:00):
contest? It's a winner gets dinnerfor two at Long John the sale of
oars, not the restaurant. It'sat Long John Silvers. He's our afternoon
DJ. Look for our intern scuffleout there and the key pirate dinghy come
be handed out tickets for a drawing. First prize is an iPhone sat prize
is an iPod and the third prizeis an eyepatch. Sure you just got
(40:22):
keel hauled by. I think we'regonna have a real humding, hilarious,
witty and inspired. Very great show. The Trevor d In The Morning Show
six to ten weekday mornings, Excelninety three
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