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The Trevor d Mini Morning Show podcastno available through Google Play, iTunes and
the iHeartRadio app XL ninety three kkXL XL ninety three Grand in the Morning.
Talk to the Mayor Tuesday. Hitus up with your questions for Grand
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Forks Mayor Brandon Bochynsky, and youdo it by the books. You got
it. The Mayor is in myass of no no every other Tuesday at
eight am XL ninety three. Itis the time of the week or a
month or calendar every other Tuesday timeeight am ish to welcome to the greatest
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Mayor and all the land of theshow and Grand Forks Mayor and Brandon Maschensky,
Good day, Papa, the Mornenbreber D and r J. S.
Bath. What a month it's been. I mean, this is our
third visit in August, my friend, and we get our j today.
Oh my goodness, it's a doublereason. It's the truck fun. I
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think we get so great, somuch knowledge, so much good stuff.
Brother laying it on thick tonight fellaswell. Summer is not done yet.
What was there a city council meeting? I know, once we get towards
the end, of the month.Sometimes we get those. It was not
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a five Monday August, just afive Tuesday August. So there was business
last night City council aftermath that needsto know for the city. We always
like to start with some of thatstuff. We need the whole name.
But very exciting when three really historicprojects were talked about, the first being
the Children's museum, which is goingto grow self called by Choice Self and
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Fitness hopefully break around next of all. The second one was some of these
quality of life facilities that we talkedabout in the past, aquatics and turf,
so they kind of replaced them forHyslope. Ab had in some new
features to the community. So thatone's going to go to the ballot likely
in November, and the question willbe whether or not to extend that current
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sales tax ebraf for the Layer Centerand help fund some of these buildings and
keep funding the Alaire Center. Andthe third one was the underpass that forty
second in the Merse, picking thebest alternative for that route and no where
do we set on a lot ofother people are are we do we have
a game plan or do we havea timeline? Yet I just selfishly oh
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yeah, talking about this for sometime, like nineteen ninety eight. It
was the first I think it wastalked about. It's been thirty years,
it's been even before that. Butit's seriously we're discussed in ninety eight.
The timeline. I think if everythinggoes as planned, you'd see construction in
twenty first, design in twenty twentyfour and twenty twenty five construction or the
completion and twenty six or twenty seven. So you know, you look at
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those, those years seem so farout, but it's really not that far
from, you know, surrounding ontwenty twenty three, right, So the
project is going to happen. We'vegot the dollars that was the hindrance in
the past, but the dollars inthe federal government they're there. So our
local match is not nearly the sameas pain for whole thing, isn't it
something like the federal kicks in eightyninety percent something I can't remember, at
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about thirty seven, yeah, sevenmillion that they're kicking in. I think
we're at twenty about twenty five,so it's going to be a quarter of
funding locally. But Pete voota judgecame and gave us a check for thirty
million parts. So that was prettyexciting. That's excellent news. Even this
came out thirty years ago. Iwould joke that the three of us could
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grab shovels and dig an underpass,but we probably still would be digging,
you would, Trevor, that's verygood to leak. I was including you
in the Yeah, yeah, yeah, I think we could have got it
done, but there might have beensome traffic hindrance. Yea, all the
train tracks, well, we digunderneath them worse than the train. Yeah.
Well, let's stick with construction.Here A thirty second Avenue South updates
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the construction on thirty second Avenue South. Are we still hoping to be earlier
this week end of this week?It should be done? Actually I haven't.
I've been driving to get a chanceto drive down yesterday. But they
were expecting to be done by wednesday, So I'm going to say Friday at
the latest. But they got allthe concrete done earlier in the month,
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and they moved the cones out ofThey're waiting to get their million equipment out.
You know, the question is howlong is it going to last?
There's still you know, in thefuture. That road is going to need
some some reworking. We need toget the interchange at forty seventh done first
so we can understand if it's twolanes or if it's expanding on thirty second
to three lanes each way. Butregardless, that fix is going to be
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in so the next few years.Hopefully, hopefully we get ten years out
of it, but it will bea lot less path. Hoole is going
into spring next year, certainly.I've got another tripe bactic question. That's
good news, that's really good news. People wondering about some buildings and places
that are closing, where constructions goingon. It's it's been a trifect to
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the theme this morning with three ofus and our third visit of August.
So I've got three places. Whatdo you know about the Audi construction site,
Stay mart On Gateway and Night twentynine closed? And wild Bills.
That seems that there's construction wild Billswhere Wild Bills was or still is on
to merge. Yep, so let'sgo backwards from that. Wild Bills is
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going to get it's liquorice and switchedover to some vanity called Varsity ice.
So I'm imagine they're going to havesome type of hockey themed bar and what's
adening. I'm sure they'll probably dosome of the same types of you know,
trips over to the the Ralph duringgame that game days and everything.
So I've a similar iteration, maybemore sports themes than wild Bills. Was
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wow, So the rumors are exciting. The rumors are true. This is
what everybody's been saying on the Facebookand the socials and what I heard from
when I heard the name too,I thought a store that just sells ice,
who needs that? A varsity players? This is the kind of very
narrow market there. This is waybetter at Yeah, well, I think
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it sounds great. Like I said, they're going for a liquor license and
they're selling more than just ice,So we'll see how that that develops here.
You know, I think the nexttwo are kind of interesting. You
had stay Mart and the parent companywas originally in bankruptcy I think in chapter
eleven bankruptcy back in March. Nowthey went to liquidation, so some issues
with the parent company. You know, I don't think there's actually issues with
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gas stations being profitable in tom becausethe id's building holiday gas there's a Holiday
Holiday Corporation or whatever their entities called, is building another gas station there.
So you've seen a number of newones. So there's one going away at
Stay Mart. I'm sure that'll getbought up and likely remaining gas station,
but another new one going in.However, that IDE's building is so the
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product seft to, I guess isreally high on gas stations, and they
keep bringing them the gas work,so we must buy a lot of gas
and a lot of bottles of popthat are four dollars from inside the previously
mentioned gas stations. That's maybe that'sa thunder he's going are keeping them before
with the eyes? So two morequestions? Well I had one. Oh
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r J's got a question. Yeah, this children's museum. Is this a
museum for children or about famous children? Or are there two winks? Is
this a music he I'm talking abouttwo things. I love the question.
I don't know how many famous childrenwe got around here, So we're gonna
stick with it. Really interactive playplace four children. Have the whole idea
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of this thing for four children,but I think it'll be it for adults
too. You know, it kindof modeled more after like your Minneapolis Childre's
Museum down there by the Accel EnergyCenter. Something that's interactive, gets kids
off their phones, off their tablets, teaches them something, lets them get
their hands dugging a different experiments ofdifferent exhibits. So I think it's something
great to you know, expand theminds of our kids rather than just you
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know, all sports all the time. So I think it's great. Okay,
And who knows, maybe it'll bethat successful they will expand to have
that. We have that one aboutthe famous children, yeah, because I'm
sure there's a couple of them.Okay, Yeah, maybe after this there'll
be more famous children. And maywe can have a whole watch mugyme for
them. I don't know. Yeah, thank you son, you Andy Home's
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a good, good question, Jay, thank you Andy Home. Football.
I can't believe that begins this weekend. Here's another trifecta question for you,
Brandon, Brandon Batchinsky, Grandforts mayoryour go to tailgate food, drink and
then music to get you pumped upfor the game. Well, first of
all, the drink is probably I'vebeen drinking corner and I like shiny back
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as well drinks I know. Andthen favorite food I like the Cheddar broths,
so I'm a sucker for Cheddar broths. I think those are easy to
grow up. So let's just getmusic. I'm a I'm kind of a
hard rock guy, so I grewup on The Talk and Pantera. I
have to get me excited for thegame, so i'd have to, you
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know, have some rendition of themix of hard rock and maybe if there's
time, sneak in just one ortwo Taylor Swift. I was gonna say,
yeah, yeah, Krol Summer getsme fired up. But if I'm
tugging with my daughter, yeah yeah, Taylor Swift, for sure, Hey
will be over there. And notthat guys don't like it either. Yeah,
I'll be over there. I'll bringa Kona so it's not weird and
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awkward. I'm not just using youfor your tailor. Swift music, perfect,
Taylor Swift. How can we gowrong? This might be the toughest
question. This is our question ofthe day today. Then we'll let you
well part ways. Oh you knowwhat, I should let you bring up
the Mayor back the badge third DanielMayor's back to badge here. I can't
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forget about that. I've got thatposted too on the Excel Lady three Facebook.
Yeah, excited about that third yearwe're back. We're gonna go back
to ground shows of all. Wegot adults tour shout there is going to
bring all their show cars. We'regonna food trucks through the parade. It's
just a great opportunity to support ourlocal law enforcement and let them know that
we support them. You know,it's not an easy business, and we
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got a lot of people that arenot only brave, but how we trained
and willing to keep our community safe. So we've got to do what we
kind of show them that we respectto love that so great event September fourteenth
at the Grand Cites MALTSI at theevent right page and register a vehicle or
just show up for the displays.It's going to be a good day.
I know I'm in trouble when mysignificant other says or does this, that's
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our question of the day today.This is hard hitting stuff. I don't
even know if you can answer.I know, I think I'm pretty simple.
Yeah, yeah, for me,it's a silent treatment. It's not
in trouble. One all of asudden, I after question and I get
no answer and it's like I knowyou heard me, yeah, yeah,
and I get no answer. Silenceis deadly. But for me it's I
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can't believe you know that HDTV show, that tiny house show where people basically
live in a house the size ofa van. Yeah, if it if
let's just say, you've spent toomuch time together. You need some space.
There's no like you've got either,just sit outside, there's no basement
to go into, there's no bedroomwith another TV you can go sit in,
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have your separate time. It's veryimportant best for everybody. Yeah,
yeah, No one would be togetherif we were all in tiny houses.
And silence is not golden in theirown tiny tiny house and more houses we
all our own, because two separatetiny houses would work his and hers for
sure, that's that's gold. Stackthem together like stack him on top of
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each other. You'll more room foractivities in the yard. Yeah, there
we go, Grand Forts Mayor BrandonBatchenski. It has been a pleasure,
good labor day, long weekend toyou, and I look forward to convening
in for sleeps. We'll see youat that children's museum about kids. Thought
sol let's go. Can we gothis? K XL XL ninety three Grand
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in the Chinese food department, like, give you r js at me.
Hello, that's I know a lotabout that. You okay with Chinese food?
I absolutely good? Okay, absolutelyyou kidding me? It's fun yah,
mix and match, oh yes.And in those little boxes they send
you home with, they never end, you know, they're very densely sh
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It's like like an order of friedrice. You can order that now it
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Spirits. It will be mostly sunnyin eighty six and we're gonna be into
the nineties for the long weekend.Yeah yeah, yeah. That's too hot
for a lot of people, andthey complains. You know here, I
don't care what happens during the day, especially over a long weekend when you
can stay up late. Trevor,the ninety degree day means it's gonna be
like seventy that night and it's gonnabe glorious. So shut your yap is
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what I say at all my friendsI agree to. Yeah, I'll tell
a good seventy degree night. HeyRJ's friends, shut your yawn. Yeah,
you're gonna be outside setting around afire, driveway whatever you're doing,
lake pontooning. Yeah, and weknow what's coming. We've we've spent a
winter or two of Yeah, youknow what's gonna happen, like two days
after. There's always a fifty fiftyshot wall of snowed by your birthday,
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wrap up the approach. Yeah,well, definitely yours too. Yeah,
it's always I always get so depressedon that Labor day. You know.
It's because Monday night, about eighto'clock, somebody hits the light switch and
then fall happens. You can justsmell it in the air and you're like,
oh, it's all over. Andfor those who, whatever reason,
don't know both of our birthdays arein September. Are jays is earlier in
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September? Minds at the end ofthe month. That's right, that's right.
I don't know why you wouldn't knowthat. They should if they've listened
to us for any length of time, they know weeks in advance when those
days are coming. Look at yourlittle countdown clocks on your phones. Well,
good day today. We've got alot to talk about. How welcoming
back you and dance surrounding college areasstudents. Whether you're going full time,
part time, in person, online, doesn't matter. You are on the
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Buffalo Womb Wings and some fabulous qualifyinggift cards. Got these fifty dollars gift
cards to pop a Murphy's secured Japanesesteak, counts Dick's Pizza. Trying to
add a couple more things here yettoo. But between now and the eighteenth
of September, it's a Monday,eighteenth of September, we will give away
the free bonus wings for a yearfrom the big one. That's the big
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one, that's the most probably Ishould shouldn't would say probably most delicious prize
we've got till year. I wouldsay, yeah, free boneless wings for
a year from Buffalo Wild Wings.So just keep listening to College Students Center.
Probably not a lot up at sevenh five yet for those eight o'clock
classes, but there are a fewwith good intentions it's still I guess it
was a week ago today it wasweek it was day one for U and
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D and hello Grand Forks kids goingback to school today? Oh? Is
that to day? Today's opening dayfor the GFF public schools. Grafton's been
in school since like the middle ofJune. For crying out lot, I
know your kids are on winter breaking. What do we give? Pretty much?
Pretty much? But how did theyget away with that? Here?
And east Side fires up next week? So seven more sleeps for the east
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Side kids sleeping in this morning unlessthey're working. Unless you guys are working,
hello, they might be sacred workingyour eye, fellow East Grand Forks
or excuse me, Minnesota schools outthere, but back to school Grand Forks
day one today? Good, goodquestion to your I think we're gonna jump
in. We have Brandon Bachenski onthe show and Talk to the Mayor Tuesday
with Brandon Bachnsky at eight o'clock thismorning. So any question for our mayor,
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hard hitting a city stuff or justsomething random we've always wondered. There
are threads you can you can respondto. Hit us up on socials,
give us a call, pen andpaper it down. I'm not afraid to
do that. So we are hopeningthis question up today. It's it's elaborates,
and I wonder if any ladies willrespond other than as for what they
do. I know I'm in troublewhen my significant other says, or does
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this is our question? Is yourtoday? And maybe ladies you can call
yourselves out as to what you dobecause it just seems rare, our Jan.
I don't know if you've noticed aroundyour house other homes, it seems
rare when they get into trouble you'resaying, yeah, yeah, yeah,
because we're so forgiving is what itis? You know, that's got to
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be in princes what it is?No, yeah, there wasn't. There
was a couple of weekends ago.I forgot what old Kimberlys did. But
I remember coming down the next day, I said, you know what,
if you were a fellow, you'dbe apologizing to me today. That's that's
that's the extent of my wrath.Yeah, that's it. I don't want
to stir it up and wreck thewhole day. Yeah, yeah, exactly.
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You know, if you're a dude, sometimes it's better off to be
a lady. Uh huh. You'dbe in some hot water. Not warm
water and uncomfortable full water, butsome hot water. I know I'm in
trouble when my significant other says,or does this take a little look see
at the Excelmuty three facebook page commentwinning on the way to choose your own
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adventure Winning. We're going to startearly ten minutes this morning. Get you
in no movie at River Cinema,maybe the races and upcoming Friday at River
City Speedway. Or you're a collegestudent. Different thing we talked about earlier.
Zach says, says my full name, sighing very loudly. When doing
a task, I right away justthink laundry. If we're folding together.
And I could never work in aclothing store because I can't fold shirts.
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So that's a skill. Y.I don't know how they do this.
It's amazing how flat and even everythingis. But I trying. It's not
like I'm trying to fail at something. You know, the old try to
fail at a task and won't beasked to do it again at home.
Task. I do try, andyou t the laundry that irritates him more
sometimes, but you get the littlesigh and then they'll like grab the little
did just take it? Did youjust take it? Forget it? You
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know, you're almost like you're readyfor her hand to point to the corner
of the room. And I'll tellyou why that makes them mad, because
they don't need any more reminders thatyou're worthless, Trevor. So that's why
I stay away from the helping,because I did try and the exact same
thing. Have they grab it andthey just do it for you? So
I should just officially declare worthless?No you don't. You just quietly let
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them think that, but don't remindthem on short. Do you wear a
T shirt that says worthless? Theyalready know. I don't know try,
but there's no need to get thispermanent tattoo on my stomach that this is
worthless. Right. I love Mike'sanswer. There's the door, and I'm
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just getting I'm just getting this,you know, a vision of some lady.
All right, Mike, there's adoor, you know, and you
can't just choose anything in the house. It's not like there's the lamp.
Doesn't impact No, no, itdoesn't impact like a door. There's the
window. Yeah, I guess maybejump about it. That might be worse.
Yeah, you know it's it's anelaboration. Today, I know I'm
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in trouble and my significant other says, or does this? And ladies,
feel free to let us know whatyou do, because I'm sure you're all
perfect little angels. Oh, I'msure they are. Good morning, Noel,
Hey, good morning. I waswondering if I could answer your question
that you had. Please. I'minterested because I'm thinking it's normally guys who
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are in trouble. Well, thisis what my husband tells me. I
do. I don't know if Ido it, but it's when I say
sure. Just he asked me aquestion something I don't really want him to
do, and I say sure,Yes, it's the total of sure.
I'm not just sure? So doeshe? Does he leave it at own
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or sea? Get back into it? What do you mean you don't want
to do it? Why? Andyou see no, that's fine. It
doesn't like that word. I don'tknow. Sure, sure? Sure?
So is the ball? Then inyour court? What do you want to
do? Instand? What's that?Is the ball? Then? In your
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court? What do you want todo instand? Or? Does he not
pick up on the shore? Ithink it's just because I don't really want
him to go do it or whatever. And instead of just saying that,
and I'm just passively aggressively safe.Gotcha. Yeah, please go go have
drinks with your buddies, come homeat midnight. Cheers. Yep. God
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gets lazy and humans have to pickup the slack. Look at those guys,
they're not working. And if you'rethinking about changing the station the Trevor
d in the Morning Show six toten, we Day Mornings, Excel ninety
three, Excel ninety three, theforks at music station. I wonder if
the tables will turn today, theturntables will turn. I know I'm in
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trouble when my significantnother says or doesthis? Do you know of I think
the term, the official term isthe eyes. Do you ever receive the
eyes? I see? I honestly, and I'm not even joking. Don't
get in trouble very often. Ireally don't get along pretty well, nor
do I. Yeah, it's gooddown multiple levels in the house if you
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ever house something with your significant another. But I would say, if there
are any times that I would geta little bit in trouble, maybe we
should call learned. See you knowwhat her tricks are maybe so I know,
you know, I'm learning a lotof points here. Yeah, we'll
give her a call, we'll see. Yeah, but you know I would
say quiet just when she gets quiet. Yeah, it doesn't say anything.
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It's what she does does not saythat that speaks volume. But again,
I don't get in trouble alone.She gets in much much more trouble than
I do. Do you ever addressthe quiet with a what's wrong? No,
I'm old enough now to not dothat. I would think in the
previous, like two decades of mylife. Yeah, I certainly did at
me, at me because decades tolearn. No, I just I just
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see it. Yeah, I don'tknow, but no, once you learn
that trick of the whole what's wrong, you just I just quiet, Get
the heck out of there. Theeyes can be thrown for for many a
different reason. Well, I haveto yell at her all the time,
though, you know, I'm justthinking, like I make I make a
comment or oh yes, yeah,yeah, the role. Yeah, it's
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it's kind of it's more a squintat my house, A squint it's Trevor.
That's not good, like you getbecause radio can you see what I'm
doing? Again. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I get closer to the
mic there. It's just like aquick one or two second. Oh,
squints are not good. Squints arenot good. Well, I haven't been
squinted at in a long time.Oh, I guess I'm just I've got
thick skin to the eyes right now. No, but but but I just
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go right out because you know,just last week we're starting to fire and
see, yeah, Kimberlyss, shelikes to, you know, get with
the lighter fluid and I always haveto. Now, Kimberlyss, you're gonna
burn yourself. So she's doing thedumb guys always always, and you're being
the fun police. Oh yeah,I'm known as quite the wet blanket.
Yes, I know, I'm introuble with my student significantnother says or does
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this? Samantha says, uses myfull government name government name. Oh,
what a great way to put that. And Jelena says, says my full
name. I love the full governmentname. Chloe just comes in with a
how much longer until you need anoil change? It's an interesting freight.
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I kind of want to know moreabout it. Is he actually getting honor
for the oil change? I don'tknow. There's more we need to know
from this this conversation. How muchlonger you need an oil change? Yeah,
Josie says, usually just says I'mdisappointed, lool and walks away.
I'm gonna start using that more becauseapparently that really bothers people disappoint Yeah.
Yeah, I'm gonna have to startusing that. Josh just saying when she
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gets quiet, like, yeah,that's basically you know the big sign,
keep sharing, keep sharing it.It's it's a fun conversation. It's it's
like a tennis match. We're battingthe balls back and forth here. Yeah.
Yeah, because not only guys getin trouble. No, yeah,
sometimes you get in trouble. Iknow I'm in trouble when my significant other
says or does this, this isa good learning experience. We're like AI.
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Now we're learning the algorithms here,you know, to point things out,
and I am not trending testag trendingon Excel ninety three. Run to
us by Old for Evan's case andmore on the Grand Cities Mall events are
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Halloween stuffs out's and I mean ajust a joke about so we wait to
Labor Day for the Christmas stuff withone of the employees and she said,
actually the Christmas stuffs in the backalready, isn't that insane? They had
the back to school stuff in theHalloween stuff out. Yeah, and like
June or something, I guess.But I've seen gas stations around town the
pumpkins spiced lantes are flowing like wine. Yeah, but there's another orators now
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that's going to enjoy the tingle.I can't believe this is real. So
sometimes trending is very informational and formative, something to learn a lot. And
that's just dumb, you know today. Yeah, we're all dumber now having
heard this story. Uh, pumpkinspice butt wipes now exist. Okay,
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wipes enough. We gotta start doingthat again. Very very fun thing to
do. Now. So this iscalled from this has come from a company
called dude Wipes. They're making them, and you know what they're calling them,
Trevor. I just give it tome. Dumpkin Spice Wipes Dumpkin Spice
A reach that's genius. That's whyI'm not a millionaire, because I could
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never come up with something so hilariousand clever. That's a reach around to
the back. According to descriptions,they're designed to quote keep me butt cozy
with Pumpkins Spice inspired mix of clove, nutmeg, and fall scents. They
posted a picture of the Pumpkins spicewith the date nine five twenty three carved
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in it a pumpkin with nine twentyfive, So that's probably When's can release
nine five twenty three, But apparentlyyou can already get them on Amazon.
This is like most of these newpromotional, trendy timely topical products that are
failing out there, and the timewe read the story, none are available.
One that could be, but thisis Dude Wipes joked about this in
twenty nineteen and now they made ita reality. But something tells me it
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might be another one of those things. Yeah, yeah, good promotion for
the company at last. Yeah,but you're not gonna want to get your
favorite coffee shop bathroom and find theseavailable. Well and then, but you
know what you gotta take it seriouslybecause one day it might become the number
two seller. Ah, where aremy drums? But hey, if I
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come in, you know you gotto have those things. I know it's
got to be bringing when let's bringArchie to work. We need to redo
this bring your drums to work day? All right, one more time.
You know these dumpkin spice wipes,you gotta take them seriously, tever because
one day, you know, theymight become the number two seller. Hey,
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no, no, someone needs toget the exterminator in here too.
That is trending. I think wewere pretty adults about that, better than
I expected. No time for adidn't sell ninety three? Yeah, unbelievable.
It is time for some unbelievably randomfacts. Bench didn't know. I've
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been learning continues Now that you've learnedabout pumpkin spice fun wipes, Bench didn't
know. The submarine was invented duringthe Civil War by an engineer for the
confedera Scene named Horace Hunley, andhe died in eighteen sixty three when he
was testing one and it sank.How would you like to be in the
submarine in eighteen sixty three? Thatwould be like the scariest place in the
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world. I don't want to beone in one in twenty twenty. Yeah.
Yeah, that's uh yeah, that'sa fact. That's a nice long
island. Spool of wise r J. Long Island, Long Island, New
York is league really considered a peninsula, not an island. I suppose so,
so it shouldn't be called Long Island. Legally considered a peninsula, long
peninsula. I would just go witha whole long name long and Long Island
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with not an island, a peninsulalegally, Okay, Betch didn't know.
The color mob was discovered by accidentsmob mov mob. A chemist saw a
purplish magenta color when he was tryingto make him medicine to treat malaria in
eighteen fifty six and realize it wouldbe a great die. Hence mob was
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born mob Oo See mov to me, sounds very beige, but it isn't
pour. All right, let's let'slearn about eBay. Betch didn't know.
eBay originally launched in nineteen ninety fiveas a site called auction Web. eBay
was short for Echo Bay Technology Group. eBay was the parent company of four
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sights. Auction Web travel sites,a personal shipper sites, and a site
about the A Bowl of Virus.Why I would have a whole site this
very strange straining the A Bowl ofVirus. That's before there was the aboble
A Bowl of Virus mobile app.Oh yeah yeah. The others didn't get
any traction in the media kept referringto auction Web as eBay. So the
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company made the name change official innineteen ninety seven. And let me get
all up in your kitchen for thelast fact here. Okay, men,
she didn't know the defrost setting onyour microwave doesn't use a different wantage or
type of energy. It just alternatesbetween one hundred percent power and zero percent.
You know, I had not lookedat up, but I had suspected
something, you know, an oldman now, but you know, you
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start to notice things in the world. Now. I was standing by some
defrosting of some thawing hamburger and I, you know, the microL goes goes
gee, yeah, I wonder ifit doesn't go you know, on off,
on off, on off, Andnow I know and would left it
up. But it's a fact.Heard it here first Vetch didn't know have
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been whatever confirmed hanging out by someman thawing him. I was just hanging
out by the thaw on meat here. Let me put it this way your
Tuesday morning more on awarding, Yes, Excel ninety three. Well, there
are people who create elaborate schemes forrobbing banks. Sam. Then there's this
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guy who had zero plan. I'msure when he started the day. Fifty
six year old men from Trouble,Connecticut, Robert Whittington has been charted with
larceny after he saw a bag ofmoney outside of bank a few months ago,
picked it up and walked off withit. It was a bank deposit,
a bag with the banks insignia,and the money was accidentally dropped by
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an employee of Trumbull's tax collector office. There's about five grand, five thousand
dollars with the cash inside the bag. The police investigated and determined that had
taken it. If He later admittedthat he was at the bank, saw
the bang and walked off with it. He said he figured it was a
finders keepers and no obligation to returnit. You know, kind of like
if you're walking down the sidewalk yousee five bucks for yeah, just same
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sort of deal might work for atwenty dollars bill on the sidewalk, even
which could be dropped by anybody.But the bank clearly belonged to the bank,
and there were documents inside that showedthe money was tax funds from the
town of Tromba. So I say, look over my my map, here
my notes for twenty twenty three.Welcome to the party, pal, we
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say to Connecticut as we take ourfirst trip to Connecticut in twenty twenty three,
man the bank walked off with abag of money left outside. Good
for them? How could he possiblyknow? Tay, yeah, you're good.
Try I knew he study, Hesays. The most irritated sound in
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the world is the sound of aknife blade scraping against glass, even beating
out fingernails on a blackboard, roundingout the list of most irritating sounds,
or calling customer support and hearing yourrecall is important to us, please stay
on the line. But for manythe sound that irritates him the most is
their spouse showing up in the backof a squad car saying honey, I
can explain listen more later today.A producer nowadays can actually be a one
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man army. Ordinarily, which spendthe next two hours telling you to trump
and give me various numbers. Dayare horrible, Trevor dy in the Morning
show on Excel ninety three Grand portsback to school day one today and welcoming
to the studio, Carma Hanson,good to see you again. It's it's
been too long. It has beena while since I've been in, but
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thanks for having us back. Itis back to school time. Grandfarks elementary
school kids start tomorrow and ten grade, ten, eleven, and twelveth start
on Thursday, So it's going tobe a big back of who's going back
to school one? Yep, yep. The elementary kids start tomorrow and then
the high schoolers on Thursday, andthen next week of course, after Labor
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Day is when our Minnesota school starts, so East Grunfork's kids start heading back.
So you're not just here because youhave nothing better to do in the
morning, but you've got some veryimportant information to share with the masses.
Well, yeah, you know,the schools do a great job of getting
safety information out to the parents andthe kids about the things that the kids
need to adhere to to be safe. But that being said, keeping the
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kids safe as they get to andfrom school is really a community responsibility.
So a couple of things I wantto talk about tomorrow. As kids are
heading back to the classrooms, aregoing to be eager and excited, oftentimes
not paying so much attention to thevehicles and what's going on around them.
They're more excited about getting back intothe classroom. I like to call it
Halloween mode. It caught of Halloweenmode, exactly. Tear across the street.
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I'll look when I cross the street. Yeah, yeah, show mom
and daddy. I did look.It just took a while, right right,
right. So that being said,all of our drivers heading to work
or the gym or coffee or whateverit is in the morning tomorrow, pay
attention to those kids that are outand might not be watching for you.
If you can take an alternative routeto work or wherever you're going in the
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morning instead of you know, goingby a school, that would be great.
Limit some of the congestion in theschool area as well. Very good
advice. You know, I thinkthe other thing is, and this is
an all time thing, put yourphones down, don't drive distracted, pay
attention even if you have the rightof way and a kid, you know,
comes out between a car and maybethey're not supposed to, and we
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tell them to cross at the streetcorners. Car hits kid, car wins
every time. Right, thank.I think we need the traffic signs.
All the schools have the school zonetwenty miles an hour, whatever it is.
There should be a little phone witha cross through it, like a
no smoking sign, but for phoneson that street sign. Yeah, yeah,
it's a good reminders. Should wego do that pad some some street
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signs when we're done today. Yeah, we could go wrong, you could.
The other thing that I would cautionpeople about is school buses are a
route that a lot of kids getto school on and there are stop arms
or a stop sign that comes outon the side of those buses, just
as a reminder. If that is, if a bus is stopped and that
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arm is out, it is illegalto cross, no matter what direction you're
coming from. So not just thepeople behind it, they can't go around,
but if you're coming towards that schoolbus, you need to stop as
well. When that arm is outthere, essentially letting kids off the bus
that they know have to cross tothe opposite side of the street. So
they're trying to make a safe crosswalkzone in front of that school bus for
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the kids to cross, so therewill be a good reminder there. Yeah,
and there will be people on thosebuses at All they need to do
is take down your license point numberand they can call it in and you'll
get mailed to stay in. Theywill that happened to a friend of mine
actually in high school, and we'llbuy that a friend who got to take
it too, the same deal.Yeah, and now they got phones video,
they'll just live stream it straight tothe police station. So yeah,
absolutely, absolutely, if you getbusted doing that on the Minnesota side of
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the river, will probably pick youup and child away from you there.
Yeah, pretty strict, pretty strict. It is pretty strict, as it
should be because again, those schoolbuses are carrying some pretty precious cargo and
those kids are relying on the adultdrivers that are out and about on the
worlds to keep, you know,keep them in mind and be safe car
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My Hanson of the Safe Kids stampsnot just a stamp, you know.
Yeah, while we try, usedto know, we try. We at
our office are going to be doingsome car seats checks coming up in the
near future. We're out of fiveare used in properly Trever. Wow,
look at you go. How doyou know that? All you know?
I just know these things. He'sa plethora of information. Good looks.
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You are absolutely correct. Four outof five seats are used wrong. Why
do do car seat checkups up inUptown up and Grafton? Yes we do,
Yeah, yes we do. Wedo them there. We also do
them at right Al Auto Center,second Thursday of the month. There's more
to it than just throw them inthere. There is, there is if
you want to do it right.It's not easy. It is well,
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and it's implied that all you dois to go to the story. You
buy a car seat and you putit in the back of your vehicle,
put put the lab ban around there. No, no, no, there's
hooks and there's other things in there. You gotta It's more difficult than changing
your windshell wipers, which for somereason I don't know, but yeah,
it's pretty good. Both shouldn't beas hard as they are. But make
sure you get them done right,especially the car seats. Yeah. Absolutely.
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And if you are transporting other people'skids, maybe you car pool to
school, it is incumbent them onthe driver to make sure that they have
everybody in their proper car seat orseatbelt, cant and double buckle. And
then if you are dropping kids offat a school in a car, and
we encourage you to put them onthe passenger side so when they get out,
they're stepping out onto the curb orthe grass side, not out into
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the street, because again it's justputting them out into where there's a lot
of traffic potentially coming. Well,happy back disc I think I said day
happy back to school week, theyounger kids going back tomorrow and the high
school students on Thursday, and thenall of Minnesota on Tuesday after Labor Day,
car Ant's and plethora of knowledge.We need you in here more often.
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You give me a call, I'llcome anytime. We thank you guys
for your partnership. And Jake verygood. There's a little frost today.
Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna takeyou on the road with us. Then
you can be the be the statistics. Yes, yes, right, yep,
Hello, Hello, yeah, let'sgo, let's get up. It's
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time for a masterpiece theater on Excelninety three had to sneak in the one
direction. Liam Payne thirty years oldtoday agreed. That's why we're singing to
the top of our lot master piece, the one more thing, by the
way before we go ninety three minutescommercial free coming right off, I'm going
to give you the latest thing toworry about in AI. I can't wait.
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All right, identify this movie.That's what we're looking for this morning.
And they have this book, thisburn book where they write mean things
about all the girls that are great. What does it say about me?
You're not in it? Those witchesgood excel. Many three didn't know the
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movie The Mean Girl One more Time, Mean Girl, Mean Girls? How
did I know? We have adude winner? You know, I just
saw that movie for the first time, I think last year because all the
ladies in my house, which thereare like a lot of them, that
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I needed to see this movie.And after having seen it, I don't
know if I needed to see thatmovie. What do you think? No,
No, it wasn't that bad.Mean Girls and Duff those are two
kind of tupid movies. I'll doit. You have to check out Mean
Girls. I'm just made a list. Movie web dot Com put together a
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list of twenty sequels that should havenever been made, including Mean Girls,
too, which I know I've neverseen John's The Revenge in Greece too,
also on the list. That's whywe chose the movie we did today.
We weren't just in the mean girl'smood, which sometimes we are. Who
are we visiting with, Joe?Joe? What do you want to do
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here? Shall we send you toa movie at River Cinema? Oh,
we can get to the races.Still a couple of fridays to go at
River City Speedway. I think I'lltake the movies. All right, we're
sending you where do you want?What? Pardon me? I'll do the
movie? Yeah, the movie?Where would that be at? What's another
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place? What's another word for that? What are the local skills? Yeah?
The theater? The theater. Yes, that's where you're going. Appreciate
it, Joe. You're off tothe theater. Got see a movie of
your choosing? And riddle us this, what station has more winners guaranteed than
just sent you to the previously mentionedtheater? Excel ninety three. It's not
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for one more thing on Excel ninetythree. One one more? All right?
Let me see there we go.There's some ai background music on your
pros and consolist for AI. Addthis to the con side. Yeah,
because now you know what it's goingto be able to do. Steal your
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password by listening to you type,and you're thinking, great, well I
get a key. Each key strokeprobably makes a little thing in the cable.
I believe that it actually can stealfrom even your non physical keys,
like even the glass type in onyour phone and no tell you how.
A team at Cornell found out itis possible by training an AI to do
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it. They just had it listenedwell. They hit each key on a
keyboard twenty five times, and theylearned what each one sounded like. Okay,
it's something like a hard time buyinginto this one. Are you serious?
I don't type like an oral personthat is all ten fingers. Oh
your finger peck. I'm more anindex finger tappy tapper. But each one's
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going to have a frequency, Isuppose, all right, so something hackers
could use if they were sitting nearyou in a place like Starbucks. So
the researchers basically created those conditions forthe test. They used a phone to
listen in on people typing, andthe AI was able to guess which keys
they were hitting with ninety five percentaccuracy, and they even tried it over
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Zoom Trevor ninety three percent accuracy.So it works by analyzing the sound each
key stroke makes and how quickly akey is typed after another. For example,
it might take you just a littlebit longer to hit the X on
your keyboard than the A. Soit's not even the sound of the thing.
It complex and it'll learn by whoyou are, like even you if
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you're choosing one finger at a time, fingerpecking, you two have your own
little rhythm there, like it hitsX and usually two point one seconds after
that, this letter follows, maybethree seconds after that, this letter follows.
Do you see what I'm saying?Experts say, it's more proof that
how we log into stuff needs tochange. Instead of typing passwords in we
need fingerprints, automatic passwords, andthose fingerprints will go straight to every hacker
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in the world, and then theNSA can clone you. Just just take
a look out the window, quickly, do a check to see if the
missiles are flying you. Yeah,yeah, the countdown has started. My
friend, it's almost all over.Deacon four now, yeah, it's see
it's over. I think one's theworst one right now, I don't know
which way that goes. It's alwaysconfused me. All I can say that
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it's all over very soon. Soenjoy this weekend. Enjoy our because it
could be your last sunny Hants LaborDay long weekend. We'll be pounding out
those summertime throwbacks. Oh yes wewill on a lighter note. Yes,
hopefully we can make it through theend of September because September twenty two,
twenty three, the iHeart Radio MusicFestivals going down Las Vegas. We want
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to get you there. We didn'twe have. We just had a ray
Yes, yes, and don't sayit can't happen to you because he were
ten minutes Text to two hundred andtwo hundred. You loved Taylor Swift's Midnight
Album AM and then you bought hermidnight three AM version. Now you can
get her midnight six forty five AMversion where she wakes up and decides to
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put another song on it. Anddon't miss out on the custom vinyl of
her Speak Now album. First,she offered the Crystal Sky's Blue edition,
then surprised us with the Sunrise BoulevardYellow Edition. Well, now get ready
for the Duller Bill Green addition,it's my love language with you. You
know, I plot a scheme.I plan no wonder she's doing commercials for
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Capitol One. Who can afford allthis stuff without a credit card? What's
in your wallet? Nothing? Ispent it all on Taylor Swift. Your
immaturity is extremely disappointing. I'm herewhen you get here in the morning,
sure enough, I'll be there talkinginto bed at night, I'll come.
You're not a neurotic mess. Idon't know what a stupid waste to come.
Trevor d in the Morning Show onExcel ninety three