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It's the Trevor d Mini Morning Show. Podcasting no available through Google Play,
iTunes and the iHeartRadio app Excel ninetythree, this kkxl XCEL ninety three,
Grand Forests and iHeartRadio stations. Welcometo this show. You know what today

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is? Today is National Milk Day. Got milk? I know I should
drink milk because they'll help me growup strong. Each year on January eleventh,
we observed National Milk Day. NationalMilk Day. Celebrate milk today January
eleventh. In eighteen seventy eight,vendors first delivered milk and glass bottles in

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the US Appy National Milk Day.It's showtime, National Milk Day. I'm
big milk guy. I mean Idon't drink it out of the glass.
You need it for stuff like makeit scramble back. I want it been
cooking and baking owl of cereal ifI ever eat that? What Happy National

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Milk Day. It's Hot Toddy Day. Good day for a hot boozy drink
and hot and boozy. His nicknamer J. Hey, that's me.
I knew that was my intro.He's down the hallway. I was running.
I heard hot and boozy. Ithought he's he's introing me, going
to get in here. Do youknow what's in a hot toddy? Yeah,
brandy and uh honey and lemon nowhot water, honey, love and

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bourbon. Sure for the common cold? That not brandy, it says bourbon.
I think you could use brandy ifyou're going to cure a common cold.
That's the only thing in my mom'smedicine cabinet that I was up there
at Christmas. Opened it up andthere's just a big bottle of brandy.
Nothing else. Oh, that's great. It's a step in a puddle and

(01:51):
splash your friend's day. Yeah,I'd like to see you try that here.
Well, you will break something,your foot. I thought it's ridiculous
to have it in January too,But in the world we live in that
way, nobody gets splashed. OhI see what they've done. There is
stomping some ice and yeah, ifyou stop too hard, your foot hurts.
Seven three. Let's look at thisforecast. I'm going to say at

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least it didn't snow yesterday like wasin the forecast, because they didn't have
time to move snow day maybe amorning snow shower. Otherwise, patching blowing
snow this afternoon. Most of thecloudy temperature are going to stay steady about
four above today, northwest winds gustingto thirty miles an hour. Yay,
most of cloudy four below tonight thanFriday. Chants of snow afternoon, mostly

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cloudy six. Saturday chance of snowmainly before noon, mostly cloudy one below
are high, and Sunday we're notgoing to climb above zero either. Most
of cloudy one below. No oneshe'll advisories yet, but I do expect
those to be to clearly okay Western. Once you get west of the counties
in North Dakota, there are windshe'll advisories, but not for us yet.

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I fully anticipate the hire weekend andbe under a winter not a winter
weather advisory, a wind chill advisory, which in my mind's better too.
I don't have to shovel the windchill either. That is true. Windshills
aren't so bad. Although I hadto put some air on my tires today,
and it wasn't always. It wasn'ta pleasant experience. It's that time
of year where we finally got thereally cold weather, so you get the
tire pressure gauge that comes on.Yep, yep. Because the air contracts

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or whatever talked about yesterday and trending, a tire gauge is something everyone should
have in their vehicles. Why Ido not yep. But do you play
the game where you just kind ofcount five Mississippis. This reach just exactly
what I did today. It wasit was fifteen seconds. Actually, I
must be a slow filler because fifteentaking it seems like a long time.
I'm just afraid that I got onsix Mississippis and the whole tire is going

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to because you've seen those videos wherepeople are filling the tired all t under
boom and then you just like takeout a city block. Right, this
is what exactly. I have thesame fear, Trevor, the same fear,
but you're living more dangerous than me. Counting fifteen fifteen seconds? Yeah,
but I think that's it was aslow fillers like that, because that
seemed a little bit long to me. For those north where I just filled

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on tires though they have now beenin a winter weather advisory up there in
Walsh County, so it kind ofsnow to the north. Yeah, so
you get to drive back to that'sgreat. Lucky, lucky weekend of you.
Now you see it's a good weekend. You have an excuse when you're
sitting inside, don't do it.I love those Trevor didn't want to be
dead. I didn't want to bedead. I did not want to be

(04:26):
a piper down, Trevor. No, no, you don't. Well,
we're going to heat things up nexthour. You'll need cheered team going to
be here. And they kind ofgave us their own rules for the cheer
off. Is turned into a rampbattle. Ta I figured we would have
ladies in the studio today. Itwas dark. I didn't want to wake
anybody up. No, it wasdark. If I showered when I have

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to get out, I would bethrown out of the house. People like
you wake me up. So Ijust grab whatever's on the ground blindly,
right, And I see my pantsare incredibly dirty. Probably, I bet
you. When I was trying tofill up my tires today on the ground
and Ray got all the dirt on. Yeah, but that's man points a
white color. Why your pants?Why are my pants because you're build your
breakfast or coffee on that's true.Working on the old Gelope, I was

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building a church for loggers. Yeah, okay, man points, I'm going
to bring up your slacks as soonas they get here. No, you
stay away from my slacks. Driver. All right, Oh, let's let's
talk about what's going on today.We are going to get into That's how
they get your that's how they getyour Thursday here in just a little bit.

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But we've got your Here's what youmissed highlight of the last twenty four
hours TV, the entertainment world andwhatever. Here's what you missed on EXCEL
ninety three. Well, how niceof the people in Lexington, Kentucky.
They've put together a team of scientiststo send a tourism man out toward in

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nearby star to convince aliens to comevisit the city. Trapp Is One.
Trappist one was sent information about earthlymolecules, number systems, and Lexington based
things like horses and blues music.And here are the scientists in charge of
the program talking about the tourism ad. This is the first time that we

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as a species have ever sent outa travel ad inviting aliens to come with
it. We're targeting the Trampis Onesystem because you might actually get an answer
in somebody's lifetime if there's somebody they'rewatching. But the reason scientists have been
interest in it lately is because ofa large number of planets that it has
and was considered to be the habitof the zone. I think, seeing

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hey, we're nice and friendly people, and we have horses in bourbon and
dopamine don't eat us. I thinkyup, I had an idea. We
had an idea. That's what theydid in Arkansas. We should do that
here in North Dakota, Minnesota.Send it out, but just to the
bad aliens, for them to comehere in January, and they will maybe
the die will screech on their shipsas they approach our atmosphere, and we

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will get the message back to us. Oh hell no, they'll turn those
space ships around and got the heckout of here. That's exactly how that
would go. All right, we'regonna make a North Dakota alien travel ad
came all the way down here this. Oh hell no, that's how we'll

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get fun. Yeah, we'll getthem, that is all. We'll get
that. Yes, yeah, justthe bad ones, the ones who are
going to bring us answers to allour scientific questions. We'll wait till jet
you can go to legs a line. Yeah, oh yeah, go to
leg So that's how they get youThursday. It's simple. All of us,
I think had gotten once a day, whether you think about it or

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not. And it can be assimple as my example I gave before seven
o'clock was you're checking out at targets. You're in the even the self checkout
line. There's a big line andthey purposely make sure only four of them
are working out of the eight orten that they have, so you can
stand in line into the left ofyou as well. The magazines and snacks
and pops are so you've added suddenlyfifteen dollars, especially if you have kids,

(08:09):
fifteen dollars more. They're the worst. Kids are the worst. That's
how everybody gets you. That's howthey get you. That's how kids get
you. You know. I wasat the gas station just yesterday actually and
I noticed, you know, theyhave those little those one ounce things of
juice. Actually they're probably like threeounces, but they're the one I know.
The little on top is like alittle character, like a little bunny
or a little panda bear. Idon't I forget the name of these juices,

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but they're there eye level with thechildren. They put them right there
and it'd be like gray burn appleand again whatever. But they're like four
bucks, like it was a shotof juice. It's a shot of juice
for four bucks. You could goand buy a jug for that. But
then on the outside of it,it says collect them all so because they
know the kid's juice because on thetop where you drink out of it,

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it's got a little And then theymake sure for the five year olds that
just learned how to read. Oh, I've got the bunny. Now,
I need the zebra which I'm goingto pronounce zebra now just to annoy everybody.
I need the zebra, Papa.And you know that's how they get
you, Trevor. Yeah, that'sdefinitely how they get plenty of parents been

(09:15):
gotten. Good job, yeah,Josh says. The only moment I can
think of was when I got pulledover the other day for my license plate
light being burned out and I didn'teven know it was. That's how they
got me. Mm hmm. Itcould have been worse. You could have
been sipping on Grandpa's cough syrup alittle bit too and I could have turned
into a yeah, that's true,actual complete disaster. We don't condone any

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amount of out know when you're behindthe wheel, absolute yeah. I mean
you don't even know. Sometimes you'vebeen gotten until just like that, you
know why you were pulled over,sir. And then most of the time
we do when we answer, oh, you tell me absolutely yeah. I
used to carry my a new headlightin my front seat. That's a that's
another. That's how you can getthem a little bit. But don't don't

(10:01):
do that. I would carry afresh headlight in my front seats when I
get pulled over from such things,I'd go, eh, is just just
have one in your front seat.Not smart and it's terrible. It's terrible.
You shouldn't play the system like that. But it worked. Can you
do that? Say, like keepa spare tire in your front seat?
You're probably with your jild that onlyworks. That only works in a large

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town if you come from a townthat graft it where they're like, uh,
our jay, that ain't gonna workagain today. You said you were
on your way to Bob's there tofix it yesterday, and you weren't.
In fact, I was over atBob's yesterday and he said he'd never heard
it. No, that's how that'show that works. So just don't do
that, Excel Nutty. Three blackeyed homes, Yeah, black eyed homes.

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The black eyed guyed homes. Ididn't even notice the cover. I
thought you purposely said that. That'sthe cover. You are on all cylinders
today. That's how they got you. Thursday, how have you been gone?
I asked my buddy Jeff yesterday,said, have you ever been gotten?
And he showed me a picture ofhis uh smart refrigerator's data usage.

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Really, yeah, is it outof hand? Yeah? I don't know
if it's up, you know.And Jeff goes to bed. I don't
know if his fridge is like watchingYouTube all night of what it's doing?
It in bites other fridges over aparty in the living room. Let's have
a data party, bring your ownWi Fi. Yeah, and again that's
how they get you. And Kim'smom just had she has a tablet,

(11:28):
you know, in her mom's youknow, older than I am, you
know, because that's how it works. She can't be younger than me,
her age is, but she's olderthan I am, so it's like,
you know, technology, She hasthis tablet she had called. She said
that the phone company had given herlike an eight hundred dollars bill for data
usage because she didn't have an unlimitedthing. Turned out, so you send
the grandkids over there. Turned outit was the tablet. And we still

(11:50):
don't know why or how this tabletwas just sitting at somebody something running in
the background. Spot was Google listeningto you. You know, it's got
an eats drop. But that usedlike twenty seven gigs of data. We
want to unlimited data. Oh well, I know. So it was like
a seven or eight hundred dollars billand you call there and say, hey,

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she didn't use it. Whatever,Okay, we'll give you a cupe
on, you know, for acar wash. And that's like the discount
they had. And then you knowwhat you have to do. You have
to pay that and then get anunlimited plan and then maybe get a new
device. And you know what,Trevor, that's how they get you.
That's how that's how they get you. And then you got to get an
unlimited data plan because your fridge isusing data. Remember way back like the

(12:37):
first cell plans where you had likeforty talk minutes a month and yeah,
and you'd have to wait until nineo'clock nine pm to call, you know,
before you had unlimited minutes. Yep, yeah, oh I remember that.
Oh throw it back Thursday. Yeah, that's what it's all about.
How have you been gotten recently?We're gonna do some winning right away.
Let's see what's going on. TrevidPage talked about these sons of guns yesterday.

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Dennisays, that stupid thing Stanley formy daughter. Oh don't understand.
I still don't get it. Wetalked about him all day yesterday. I
don't get how that's any better thanthis little metal mug container thingy I have
here that keeps my water cooled allday long. It's not. Although I
did see an interesting TikTok yesterday,believe it or not, about the graveyard
for these water coolers. It wasactually pretty funny. It was from the

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point of view of the Stanley cryinghe had just it was one year from
now. It was placed in thecupboard, and he's complaining like, hey,
I'm like ninety five dollars, andthen YETI guy's like, hey,
welcome to the club, pal,and then he's like, but I'm like
fifty bucks. Nobody's expensive as me, and then YETI smiles, and then
it's the under armour one and they'reall they've been in there every year.

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There's a new water thing. Thatis funny. It is funny. It
was one of the few tiktoks Isaid, that's funny right there. You
didn't end up watching sixteen More thoughthat were sort of related. No,
it was a TikTok thing on Facebook, so it was safe. So you
ain real if you will. Yeah, the reels, the reels can get
you too, though, there's alwaysanother one you can get you. Algorithms,

(14:05):
Trevor. That's how they get you. There's never the last one.
It never says three more and you'refinishing. You're done for the day.
No, no, no, excelNtty three coming right up in trending rip
brute stripe gum. We'll chew thatup next. Right now, we've got

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some business shooting up. I amnice. That's a dade. It was
beautiful excel Muty three. Hey,good day. Who are we visiting with?
This is Alison? Ah, you'vegotten recently. I know. That's

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how whether they get you. Thursday, I always get suckered by ads on
like Instagram and Facebook to buy somethingof the latest trend. I get to
the point where ice ice screenshots someof that stuff, but I haven't pulled
the trigger. They're getting closer togetting me though. Yeah, I just

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I buys a cheap stuff. Idon't buy anything expensive. Well that's good,
you know what. This morning Igot up and I've got a thing
for raid On removal in the house. And now I'm getting a little nervous
like I would, because these algorithmsdon't lie. They know everything about everything,
Like I don't know how my phoneis his own nose. I have
a well, I mean, there'seight zillion photos of a Boxer dog on

(15:33):
my phone. I get all sortsof Boxer products, and their ice greenshot
is something a month ago. Andevery single day I still see the ad
and it's like the fist comes outand smacks me. Hey, it's about
damn time forever pulled the freaking trigger. Get this. Get this. Yeah,
and then you put something in yourcart because you're not sure, put
some of your car and they're like, hey, we noticed that you put

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this in there. It's time tocheck out and Trevor, that again is
how they get you. Yes,it is, my goodness, Thank you,
Allison, Alison, what do weget you? Oh gosh, what
are my choices? Your choice?And you can go to comedian Charlie Barons
the chest Fritz tonight, or ticketsto Joe Nichols at Shooting starm and Nomen
tomorrow, or tickets to bring thefamily to the Rainbow Fish and the Chester

(16:17):
Fritz Saturday. Can send you toMean Girls, the musical at the Theater
River Cinema, okay, or it'shappy to you last full day here,
fifty dollars to QW Wellness or fiftydollars to simply Made could be yours?
Oh twenty five dollars, Billy,so you know what I already forgot all

(16:37):
of those. That's too much,Allison. There was a lot of great
choices, but I think QW reallypiqued my interest. I feel like you
could use and deserve some wellness,a massage, spa treatment. Let's get
you to q WW. How aboutwe Perchase on the shoretlist for two fifty
from Sublime Aesthetic Professional. You didknow we're going to do it, didn't

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you take credit for this? Okay? Okay, we're going to do this.
What are we doing? Five tomorrow? Be listening. We can call
your name for two fifty from Sublime. Awesome, all right, thank you,
and Mary New Year, very newYear, Allison, what station is
more? Whenning guaranteed Excel greedy?Am I trending testag trending on Excel ninety

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three? Do you remember this?Go Marja? Oh absolutely absolutely it's I
saw the headline thought, oh Ioh yeah, I do remember that from
childhood, but I haven't purchased thatin at least ten years. Do you
have a I just have somes takecare bye, take as tag? Did

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this ever come in a tin?I don't know. I'm I'm trying to
think back. I like fruit Stripebelves. I just remember packs, but
things sometimes get the packages package forin different countries. Well, you know
how nostalgia has been kind of abig deal for quite some time. But
they say this might be twenty twentyfour's first nostalgia death because the makers of

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fruit Stripe gum have announced that itis stopping its fifty five year run.
And it's been a pretty good run. If the name does ring a bell,
it's got the Zebra Max the Zebramascot or remember I'm going to pronounce
it Zebra Zebra from now on,just to annoy everyone, and then you're
going to call Debra's DeBras Debra.Yes, I am, thanks Trevor.

(18:45):
You just increase my annoyance level bylike fifty percent. Anything I can do,
Thanks, bell Yipes stripes. Isyou just heard on that commercial there?
And is what usually happens with thisstuff. Opportunists to have bought all
the remaining supply and are selling onYouTube or I mean eBay for exorbitant prices.
It came in five flavors, wetand wild, melon, cherry,

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lemon, orange, and peach,and there was also briefly a chocolate and
see here's a deal. Like let'ssay if it was lemon, because it
had zebra stripes on it, soto be white with red stripes or yellow
stripes for the yellow one. Itwas actually pretty flavorful. It was one
of those ones that the flavor leftyou in about five seconds. But I
hope somebody picks us up again.Someone will. This is a desperate ploy

(19:29):
to get the products. Yeah,they get you trapped because now all of
a sudden, I'm like, Ineed some root stripe gum and I'm not
going to be able to get anyBut boy, when it comes back,
I'm there. Yep, we've alreadybeen gotten. We don't even know it
yet, except we know is thereany money to be made in the You
and I could start that. That'show they get your police department and we
can figure it out. I senseit getting right here. Yeah, yeah,

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all signs point to it trending underthat Sottion Excel mighty three dot com
trivity page. No time for that, you didn't know, unbelievable. It
is time once again to welcome ofthe one they call Courtney Barstead Logan e
XP Grand Cities Living Dare I saycourt is now in session? Hey?

(20:21):
Hey, hey, hey fellow,Well uh so much? So much?
The temperature, No, that's forsure, that has fallen. Funnyhow six
above just seems like no, Ishould be going to school today after the
mild winter we've had so far,right, we used to love six above,

(20:45):
but no, those days are notnow. So what are we doing
here, Trevor? Uh? Wehave some facts too late. We're gonna
hit you with random facts. You'llhit us with buying and selling information,
and then we'll we'll throw the withthe questions. That's how they get you
to Thursdays in progress coordinate. Sowe're going to wonder how you've been gotten?
But are you ready for facts?Can't wait? The ukulele version of

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Somewhere Over the Rainfall by his arrayAl good Luck Coma Covevoli was number one
on the Billboard World Digital Singles Startfor one hundred and sixteen weeks in a
row. If my math is correct, that's over two years. That's a
fact. That's the record for anysong being number one on any chart.
That's three months old. Till Taylorcovers it. Oh Taylor, she's coming.

(21:32):
You know that she has been streamedover four trillion times in twenty twenty
three County, for two percent ofall streams. I want you to bring
that one in seventy eight people,the young Taylor individual, Taylor Swifty who
lives in your vicinity. Yes tothe show in here. If she doesn't
climb up on the mic, I'llbring her in. But then she won't
stop, and then you'll be likeGagger out here, geter out, getered

(21:53):
it, take retab. I probablycontribute to a lot of those streams.
Good, good for you. You'repart of the problem. Now I'm just
here the problem. Jimmy Hendrix betchto know he got paid eighteen grand for
playing Woodstock. That was the mostanyone got. A band called Quill was
paid the least three hundred and seventyfive bucks. That's correct, And I

(22:15):
bet you they had to split itup five ways with the band members in
the road. You know, allband members. How do you have got
to split the check up? Yeah, that sucks. By the way,
you're part of America's favorite band.Yeah, I was under rated band.
Yeah, well rated. Yeah,I'll take that for a dollar. Yeah,
I'll split it five ways. Hey, the spin Doctor's open for you
guys. Don't undermine your show.They did. How many runners first Boston

(22:41):
Marathon back in eighteen ninety seven,ninety corny twenty seven. They're only fifteen
and only ten of them finished.The guy ran it in two hours and
fifty five minutes won the race,about fifty minutes slower than the guy I
won it last year. Oh mygoodness, Well you'd probably stopped for tea
fifteen minutes flore I would have beenmy kind of race. Though. I

(23:03):
love that like a bunch of themdidn't finish. That was still faster than
I would do it in Oh,for sure, absolutely, for sure.
Four hour marathon is incredible. Ithink, yeah, four or five,
five or five. I don't evenknow what's normal. What's normal? You
finished like four and a half.I think you've done a good job.

(23:23):
Oh, okay, you finish atall, You've done a good job.
Yeah, gosh. In fact,Betch didn't know. Your fingernails grow approximately
three point five millimeters or point onefour inches per month, and your toenails
grow approximately one point six millimeters orpoint zero six inches per month. So
that's why you're clipping your fingernails twiceas often as your toenails. Interesting,

(23:47):
Wow, fast fact. Fascinating.Wow. And now we're going to the
dogs. Betch didn't know. Dogscan see blue and yellows, but not
reds and greens. This makes thered green colored blindness similar to about eight
percent of men in point five percentof women. But they can see blues
and yellows, just not reds andgreens. That's why you don't see any

(24:07):
dogs driving cars. That's true.That's why they should put them up,
you know, like stop in greenor stop and go. They should sell
the dogs and read it. Yeah, exactly, kind of able is I
did not know that I'm going toget all kinds of blues. Well,
I'm just thinking of all the toysmy dogs have. I don't know how
they check for these things, right, do they put like a blue dog

(24:30):
toy on a blue carpet or what? Can't they see? I think these
scientists just screw around always, andthey're got to come up with something.
No, it's got to challenge them, right, throw some facts. It's
four fifty five Friday. We're gettingthat hell on to pick this toy up.
So I guess you can't see it. You're up buying and selling what

(24:51):
you got today. Let's hit it. Okay, Hey, you know,
nothing too exciting, but is cold. And what I have been doing in
my own house is getting ready andtidying, and it's kind of the perfect
time to do that those inside projectsbecause we're not we're not doing the major
projects, the exteriors and things likethat. So right now is a really

(25:14):
good time, especially after the holidays, to do your your tidying and your
cleaning, setting inside those boxes thatare going to goodwill, and sorting through
your house because I think a lotof times we think we don't have enough
room, but we just have toomuch stuff. Sure, trying to say,
instead of lay around and bingemash showsbecause it's going to be bitterly cold
this weekend, do a little housesleeping. You can do the housekeeping.

(25:41):
Yes, I was doing that.I was throwing everything together and sorting us
out stuff myself because we've got alot of toys here after the holidays.
So just getting getting sorted out,and then especially if you're looking to get
your house in the market, nowis a great time to do that,
to get the stuff sorted. Ialways recommend that as your very first thing.

(26:03):
So uh, declutter, get thestuff out now the wonderful time after
you took the Christmas tree down.So those are my my ideas and tips
and tricks. And if your treestill that's okay, is your still,
love, Trevor, Mine is down. Oh that's a wife that had something

(26:23):
to do with that, now guaranteeyou waitly, I want to take it
down Christmas Day night. Ah,got that the heck on it here,
Got the heck out of your tree. Yeah, there's a wife involved in
the corn. Yeah it was.So I didn't want to take mine down
either, because I just lived atwinkly light. But it's so pretty.
It is, but it's it's kindof you know, you get clean.

(26:45):
It's easier for my dog to walkto the front window now and look outside
instead of climbing over presence. Yeah, yeah, see it's about the dogs.
I hate speaking of the dogs.I get to go to puppy yoga
tonight. Oh not so charming?Sounds like you've been gotten for some Does
that cost twenty five fifty bucks?That sounds great? Do you bring your

(27:07):
dog or you just sit around thefloor? I say, And there's a
polster of a dog on the wall. No, no, no, you
go to yoga and it's all theadoptable puppies and then they just roam around
you. Well you do yoga,Come to face, that's gone amazing.
You are you got God already?I can't wait here about your new dog
yest week? Yeah? Oh man, I love it? Are you jealous?

(27:30):
Great? I guess that does soundgood? Anything? Does you know
me? Do they have a goatyoga? I would really love a goat
yoga? Courtney's all contact. Ilove Gokyo. Okay, sorry, we
get to see we get outside tracks. Yes, you can give me a
call. Seven zero one five eightzero two zero two four. You can
find me on social media at GrahamCities Living or if you feel the need

(27:52):
to connect with my broker, youfeel free to email or at nd dot
broker at expial teed dot net,Courtney Barstead Logan the XP Grand Cities Living.
Do you have another example? Andsaid that's how they get you Thursday?
How you've recently been gone? Besidesthe puppy yoga? I think she
already told us, Oh, I'mgonna adapt a puppy How I've been gotten?

(28:15):
Yeah, I think it's signing upfor the memberships, the memberships and
things. That's me for things Iget gotten. Yeah, I got got
at the store yesterday. Actually Iforgot about this. It was one of
those deals. I was buying acan of soup for lunch because I was
a hungry I mon, canna soup, one can? Yeah, one can,
just for me. In the cashierlady who kind of knows me.

(28:37):
She's like and she has a southernaccent. I don't know why she's from
Edinburgh, but she has a Southernaccent and she does She's like, so
right, hey, now, wouldyou like to contribute and do a girl
solid and donate one dollar buy theselast three candy bars, because if you
buy the candy bars, it putsa dollar into whatever. And each cashier
has a thing. And I'm like, as I'm saying this, she'd bring
them up, all three of them. So she was like three, I

(29:00):
mean, got right? Yeah,how do you like that? Small town
for you? You know I'm goingto do anything about it? You gott
I got that. Yeah, butshe did something good. I did.
I don't know I contributed to.But you know there was did you get
the candy bars or did they juststay there? She probably? Yeah,
I got it? God again,but no, So that can of soup

(29:22):
costs me like seven dollars yesterday,Courtney one. Yeah, I'm gonna start.
Wait, I gott we need tostart to go fund me to get
r J some soup. Apparently itwas one of the chunky soups. It
was lunchtime. I ran over toget in. Those are the list I
know they are. It's not likeabout one thing you need to do though,
what fund it for the membership?Like me, I defended for Walmart

(29:45):
plus. They deliver your groceries.You know. When there's like she doesn't
I live in a small town wherethere's one store. Actually it's one guy
with a stand. They can deliverit to you. They can deliver it
to the station in the morning,and then your groceries are your car.
Gotcha, gotcha? Oh corneen,you know what. We love this,
but I gotta get the heck outof here. Okay, we got thing?
Yeah, bye bye now, aren'tsure? Teams at the door.

(30:07):
We'll do it again. The deventhsleeps courting for this. Okay, going
to bye. Let me put itthis way your Thursday morning. More on
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Well, this sounds like it's outof a TV show. It sounds like
it's not reality. Here. Ifyou think that soap opera storylines are too
sensational to happen in real life,you don't know enough people who watch these
shows. As we meet a sixtyfour year old grandmother in Massachusetts, named
Rock sand Duchat, who tried topoison her husband because she had a new

(30:59):
man and waiting the Wings soap operastar Thorston, Kate of Bold and the
Beautiful. Apparently, some scammer wastexting Roxanne pretending to be Thorston, and
she believed it was real, partiallybecause she was a diehard fan of The
Bold and Beautiful and was used toOutlander's storylines. One message from Thorston said
you have to get rid of yourhusband. Honey, I need you so

(31:22):
much. Roxanne said she needed todo some thinking, and that's when she
hashed to plant. She told Thorstonmaking an amazing soup special potion, he
will be hungry when he gets back. And later she said, Hobby got
back not feeling well. Maybe Ican collect life insurance. Thorston responded,
Honey, when will that be?Roxanne said, don't know. You have

(31:45):
to hand it to the scammers.Somehow they knew Roxanne was a Bold and
the Beautiful nuts. Most scammers don'teven know my first name. Roxanne's husband
did have some kind of medical eventand she was the one who called nine
one one Bud. He has sincerecovered and will be fine. I don't
think they're going to get back together, though, I think he might leave
her for this one going to beawkward. Well, that is true.

(32:07):
It didn't take long for the policeto ser her in on rocksand and she'd
be charged with attempted murder along withthe resisting arrest and herself not a cop.
Unclear what kind of soup she made. I know you're wondering. I
was with the chunky soup I wastalking about it sounds more like a shout
to which she spiked the potion withthe real Thorston K hasn't commented on the

(32:28):
situation yet, But a woman triedto poison her husband because she thought a
soap star fell in love with her. She fell for it to be continued
into Massachusetts, we will send oursixty four year old for now the Thursday
morning more on Award kk XL XCELninety three Grand Forks. Welcome to this

(32:51):
show. You know what today is? Today is National Milk Day? Got
milk? I know I should drinksmilk because they'll help me grow up big
strong year. On January eleventh,we observed National Milk Day National Milk Day,
celebrating milk. Today January eleventh.In eighteen seventy eight, vendors first
delivered milk and glass bottles in theUS. Happy National Milk Day. It's

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showtime. Well, welcome to theeight Oak Flock Hour e O two right
now Excel ninety three the Forks atmusic station Gladys. Guy's got some winds
six above downtown Grand Forks. It'sgonna be cold through the weekend. There's
your forecast. We've got we've gotguests and studio you wand cheer team.

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We've got Jillian Matilda here, CoachDanny. Welcome, ladies, Thanks for
having us. Just moved that microphoneright in front of you, guys when
you're when you're visiting talking. Iwish we had a couple more, but
sure, we're lucky. The lightswork on our side of the build.
Oh, we're gonna get in troublefor that booming business is a radium.
Yeah, it's warming here right,the heats on, so we're good.

(33:59):
The year it's about to get warmer. Oh, I know it's going to
heat up. Good. Let's it'stoner down a second here the pleasantries.
I want to throw you guys acompliment, But first things first, hope
you guys said good Christmases and Fonds'sand Hanukkah's and New Year's Boxing days and
everything. Good. Do you restedup? Now? You guys look focused?

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First, First name your school you'refrom. Let's let's just get the
background here before we get into godown to business here. Okay, I'm
Matilda Warner. I am a freshman, and I'm from Longmont, Colorado.
Now you've been here before, right, I have been here for you?
Not your first rodeo. No,I think I've won a battle and I've

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also lost a battle pretty good,so we all will. Because I was
going to say, you've been herebefore, how can you be possibly mean
to us? Later? Look atthat? Smiles r J. And I'm
Jillian Olfant and I from Detroit Lakes, Minnesota. Are you reading that?

(35:06):
I didn't read that off? Well? Welcome. I want to throw a
compliment you at you guys, Ithink because I think about this and you
come and go and I forget.Do you do an amazing job with your
social sites? Your Instagram, Ithink is always popping going into coming out

(35:28):
of a game. It's made myweek. We work so hard at that.
I was going to ask because Ican't do something any of the stuff
that you guys do. They actuallyhave a roasty bit later about your social
media. Oh good, Oh it'sbeen good because the coaches do them for
a cheerdance and hockey cheer and theother two teams are marketing people. So

(35:50):
I learn a lot, I tryreal hard, and I copy a lot
of things. I'm very impressed though, and it's like right after football,
here's like ten shots of people andthis went on during the game, and
so good job on the gram,thank you appreciate it. And I also
noticed too watching the Instagram that youguys have a lot of cheer tryouts right
now. So if you want toplug down, sure absolutely. All three
teams are going to be recruiting forthe twenty four to twenty five season.

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Information is up on the website fightingHawks dot com. Anybody that's interested should
talk to the coaches and fill outthe application online. Excellent, excellent,
So pleasantries out of the way,you guys. Ready here, we've got
to go over the rules because Ithought we do the same old cheer off
where we write our little songs orverses or palms or haikups. Sometimes you

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never know, but all of asudden, Danny's texting me these rules.
They want to do a rose.Oh come on, well, no we
can. I'm fine with changing itup, and I think we're ready.
I want to say RJ, we'reready. J RJ just showed up in
a hand them piece of paper.He did. I want to make it
clear to the good people of GrandForks that I may have to switch teams
halfway through there because I saw theroast that they wrote up yesterday, and

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oh boy, I feel personally attackedby several she feels seen I do.
I didn't see that coming, Danny. I'm sure bought Starbucks for the girls
this morning. Yes, yes,I hope you ladies feel very good about
yourself too. Yeah, tales betweenthe legs. So how are we gonna

(37:20):
do this? And so are wegonna do uh uh, you're gonna throw
some medicine, then travel gold I'llgo immediately afterwards. And then yeah,
I guess there's a little bit oflevel setting here, because once the first
shots are fired, we're gonna haveto figure out if it's too much or
not enough. So separate thumbs downin the boot. We've got what we
got, we got what we gotif we just want to go. If
you guys said you have about seventhings here and here's what we'll do.
You guys will listen and then you'llvote who won the rap battle. I

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think we'll just do first to three, but you'll not have to keep calling
back. We'll number you, numberyour collars till we get three people voting
for team cheer or Team Trevor andRJ. And you can win Somedi hockey
tickets for for Frandie or Saturday afterwe are done and after we fire up
the touchdowns, but there will beno need to call back. We'll just

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give you a number and we'll randomlypick a number'll be the hockey tickets.
Perfect. Okay, So here wego. It's our first ever wrap rebuttal
roast. If you will see howit goes. See you and d cheer
versusing Trevor and RJ. So oneof you guys than me. Then you
guys RJ. That's all kind ofbounce back, Okay, Okay, I

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just want you to know that I'mvery nice and I have nothing but love
and respect for all of you,and that if you're mean, I hope
that you have to live with thatfor the rest of your lives. Wellwledge,
this is an exercise creative speech.Okay, it's an assignment. So
we've got Jillian, Matilda, youand d it's your coach Dandy in the

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background from you and d cheer versuingthe boys, Trevor and RJ. Just
get right in front of the micwhen you're ready to rock, and here
we go. It's our our inauguralroast and wrap battle. You color your
hair just to cover the gray underneathit. I feel. Scene one,
two, three into the fours,Jillian, Matilda and Shure coach Danny at

(39:15):
the door. Now we're ready tomake an entrance. So back on up
like our fighting hawks. We're aboutto rip this up our table. Creep
to the mic like a band upour game. Yeah we should just leave
now, go ahead, what yougot? So, how's the medicare treating
you? He's an eady and hedoesn't have medicare. I'm so much younger.

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That's still so great. So Ican I can laugh. I can
laugh with you. Who's gonna cryfirst? Mer or Danny? And this
one's funny with you? Okay,So well I'm peeping, I'm creeping,
and you're weeping. Our cheers arehot. Wait, my BlackBerry's beeping.
I'm making fun of myself right there. Now it's time to make our impression
felt. So sit back, relaxing, Rap on your seatbelt. That was

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good. We gotta see. Wegotta have a rhyming problem. Yeah,
you have a rhyming problem. Nomore for you, all right, ladies,
Hi, Jillian, Matilda, youwant to cheer. You're so sheltered
you don't know how to yet jackor snapchat. I think that's cool,
that is true. I don't.I don't even know what yak is.
I can get it. I havean Android. They won't let me use

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it. I'm the nerd. You'rethe dummies. I have common sense.
You run to your mummy. Oh, Mike, drop on boom, go
for it. You're only selling somegame tickets on the radio because your definition
of a fun night as a StarTrek marathon. See umbrage to that.

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Because that is a super fun nightfor next generation DS nine or Voyager take
a pic. I don't know whatthat is. I'm not a Star Trek
guy either, but sitting at homesa normal night for both of us.
We figured, Yeah, it's justbecause we have no friends though. All
the time we have excuses. Allthe times we planned to go out together
and did nothing about it, We'vebeen perfectly okay with it. That's great,

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RJ. You know, can wethrow something on the background? I
need something. It's too quiet.And by the way, ladies, I'll
just tell you a time really quickly. Here's he's finer to be. Trevor
invited me to go out. Iwent to Grand Forks. The parking lot
was full smile letter and that actuallyhappened. I texted my first. There

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was a train there, but Idrove from Grafted in forty five minutes.
I was completely okay and understood he'sabused. I mean, yeah, I'm
sorry, Trevor, all right.I couldn't help. But notice awesome ends
with me and ugly starts with you. Cry away boooo, se wow,
that's mean, rjtar he gave methe mean one. I had nothing to

(41:51):
do with this. You ever seenSaturday Night Live End of the Year where
they write each other's jokes. Ijust love it. Oh my, It's
cruel but hilarious. It's the onlyshow on network TV where you can say
the stuff they said. Yes,it's great Michael Ja and Colin jo.
Your Instagram looks like it's rammed bymy grandma. Yep, your grandma would

(42:17):
probably do a better job of it. Oh, to be fair, they
tell me the same thing that hurts, that hurts? And how old is
your grandma? By the way,My grandma's in her seventies? Oh she
is. Okay, you're close.That's exactly why we brought up the medicare.
I can't take back how I lovedyour Instagram from five minutes ago.
Thank you. I didn't write there, And each year I'm really glad you're

(42:40):
here. You bring me just asmuch joy as an empty can of beer
was much. You're not really missingmuch. That's not a lot of joy,
you know, Trevor Can after canjust ripped on the bush lights value.
That's a bridge too far. Wordsand grindforks. Yeah, we were

(43:01):
just wondering. Are you still playingyour music off the vinyl record players?
Records are cool again. Just gota vinyl record player Christmas, Thank you
very much. Yes, I amactually okay has eight of them. You
have eight record players? You're up, buddy, Okay? All season long?
You think your cheers are a hitwhen in all reality, they smell

(43:22):
worse than a pile of shoes.There was some vicious glaring there. Danny's
gonna make your own third team todaytaking heads well, by the way,
next time, we're going to benice to each other. Okay, we're
gonna a compliment battles. Yeah,and that one you're gonna lose. We'll

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try and rhyme for that one.Okay, do you have anything else?
One more? You're so blind youcan't tell who's who when we play NDSU
All right, that is good.Rhyme? Did you have any more?
Because? All right? One lastfor Buttle here. You think it's me,
I'm the problem. It's me.Secrets out. We love you more

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than Taylor loves Travis, Kelcey Andrey. Yes, if we have to walk
into the joke, it's more funnyif you explain it. They told us
that to broadcast. Seriously, arecertainly coming to him here. I don't

(44:30):
know how it's over. It's over. We did it. I don't feel
good. It wasn't quite as badas I thought I was going again roasted.
I felt seen by a few ofthem. The star Trek one hurt
me in my heart. Yeah,I'm not a star Trek guy. I
wish I got into it, butthen I didn't want to say star Trek,

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it's not my bag, baby,But you ripped on bush lights,
so I think we're even. Yeah, all right, so thank you ladies.
Well done should come to put thistogether last night. You guys always
just top notch material. Top notch. I mean, I still feel bad

(45:13):
though, hurts don't well. Practicingprofessional insults is a good hut. We'll
figure out our theme for next time, maybe two weeks works before the Denver
series jokes, but we're not doneyet. I'd like dad jokes, dad
jokes. We're going to win that. Yeah, I think I think we
might. Here's the you haven't heardof mine. If you want to go

(45:34):
to U and D hockey Friday orSaturday seven O one seven four six nuty
three nuety three, you only haveto go one time. We'll take your
number down, your name and numberdown, we'll give it. We'll give
you a number first one of usto get the three. Team U and
Die cheer or Team Trevor and NARJwill end up winning. You guys will
end up winning some hockey tickets.So call now. I just want to

(45:55):
let you know that we were roastedbefore we even started. You and I
because Nancy messaged me and said,oh, is there a cheer off ahead?
I will ear him off my dog. Ooh, I will ear him
off my dog because we were sobad that one time. She's never let
me. It's like in wrestling whena fan hits the wrestler with a steel

(46:15):
chair. And yeah, we don'teven expect even see she came right out
of the crowd there. Okay,excel many three of the Fortune Music Station.
We are here with team und eachyear and Coach Stanny, thank you
guys. Thanks for getting up earlyand coming into what time class this morning?
Ladies? I have class at ninethirty. I also have classes.

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Should we try and delay you untilthen? Yes? Since organic chemistry?
So oh yeah, that sounds awful. I would like to go to class.
Oh look at her, Jillian Mittel. The class is even more exciting
hanging out here. Danny would behere all day if she could. Well,
let's take some votes here. Youheard the rap battle the performance.

(46:58):
I feel exhausted for the day.Our jan or No, how are you
gonna keep her going to seven o'clockthis evening? I don't know our Jay's
got an afternoon show to do withyou guys on the throwback Thursday. Let's
take some votes here Youandy, hockeytickets up for grabs and good morning?
Was this Jeremy Team cheer or TeamTrevor and r J? Still good going

(47:20):
with the boys? The boys?All right, you're not boys. You
were number one. You were numberone, so we call it number one.
You're the winner. No need tocall back. Thank you for the
vote, excel Nutty three. Goodday. Who was this? Hi?
What's your name? Cindy car Okay, Cindy, we got to know who
wins the Boys or the cheer teamramp battle? Yeah, team you Andy

(47:42):
Cheers. I have to say theboys. Sorry girl, Oh earned it.
I'm crushed. Well, you're numbertwo, number two for now.
No need to call back, Cindy. We if we call to you want
to be the You just called backand you win? Okay? Okay a
million yep? Excel Nutty three.Good morning? Okay? What was this?

(48:02):
Jacob Jacob Team U and D chairversus team Trevor and r J.
Who are we voting for? Tarand r J? Trevor and r J?
I think I think that might bea clean sweep. Well don't we
isn't the best of seven or thebest of five, We're just going to
best of three. I thought wewere right now, so you might as

(48:22):
well just call it. Oh,ladies, they're still a run the clock.
Stop stop not believing in yourself,Jacob. We appreciate your calling your
number. Three. If we callyour number, you'll be a winner of
hockey tickets. But I believe Ifind by losing, losing built character,
and we have so much character.Are we even right now for the season?
I think you have two wins?There we go. I think,

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okay, yeah, and what areyou saying? You think you we have
one or two? I think youhave too. I think you guys want
to out of five contestant, youone. But I thought we earned it
for going into Christmas. But Ithink you guys won the December one.
We're all winners. Yeah you andeach cheer. Good job, guys.

(49:10):
Thanks, thanks seriously, yeah,thank you. Thanks for putting in your
roast. I've got some Canadian candyfor you guys to There can't be much
of that left. I'll have toI'll have to get another box next time
I go off there. Excellent Soare are we coming up with a theme?
Are we doing dad jokes for twoweeks before the Denvers series? Yeah?
I think we're doing dad jokes nextnext time. And if you laugh,
you lose, which I don't know. Maybe that's maybe they're not that

(49:32):
funny, so nobody will lose.Dad joke back. We're supposed to be
technically supposed to be training professionals andlike, yeah, not right, Okay,
that's why it's funny because you mightjust fumble it. Yeah, we'll
see dad joke theme. The peopleof Grandforks will let us know if we
we screw it up. Maybe theyhave no problem calling it. So who
are we going to pick for thewinner this week? Who's worthy of the

(49:54):
one, two or three number?Denny's single in two two, so that
means Carlson. Once we're done withbirthdays here, call us back. We'll
get your hockey tickets for Frondie orSaturday and Sidney Carlson call us back.
We'll get your hockey tickets for votingfor the boys during the wrap battle.
Cheer off today. Thank you ladiesfor coming in. We'll do this again
in two weeks. Fourteen sleeps.Absolutely that sounds good. Just remind people

(50:15):
that women are playing Omaha to nightat the Betty and then they take on
the men take on Kansas City Saturdayat the Betty as well. So it's
a fool weekend of come up andget some Hawks basketball while you're over there
on that part of town. Yeah, it's I played. Basketball is way
more fun in person than it isto watching TV. Totally true. That
is so true. Thank you ladies. We agreed on something. That's a

(50:37):
good way to end it. We'reall smiles now, we're all friends.
We'll do her again. Excel manythree. Good morning, Sidney Carlson calling
that Sidney carl Sydney Hockey. I'mgoing to pay Saturday. We'll send you
whatever you want. Said you votedfront, that's right, yeah right,
We'll put you on the ice ifyou want to play defense. Oh god,

(50:59):
I'm too old, Cindy or goingto hockey Saturday. You in need
to whoop it up on a homeoff Omaha. Thanks for participating in cheer
off voting and what station's trot tobe your funning hots Hockey connection ninety three.
Almost time for one more thing beforewe go ninety three and it's commercial
fore I going to quickly tell youmaybe a few words they should bring back

(51:19):
in twenty twenty four. Interesting.Interesting, Well, we were talking about
words that should be dropped in twentytwenty four last week, So let's talk
about words we should bring back.I think that's fair. Yeah, it
could be a good throwback Thursday discussion. We'll get into. That's our question
of the day, simply if that'show they get you Thursday, Good morning
Dan. Okay, more than halfthe country, or more than half the

(51:39):
wives in this country, have gotgotten, but not one of them.
Will it fit? But they've gotgotten. It's two words, and it
makes my blood boil just to stayhim. Ditch six, it's fixed.
You know how fix work? Stitchfix, stitch fix, so stitch thick,

(52:01):
I mean, and I'm Jelloussef,the genius of the company. But
stitch sticks as you go to theirwebsite and you pick out different types of
clothes that you like, and thenthey'll box up a bunch of crap and
send it to you once a month. So every month you have a big

(52:24):
box of clothes that you never thoughtyou needed before, but now it's on
and it looks nice. So hey, I think I'll keep this, and
it's wait too much of a hassleto send it back anyway. What's that?
Even if you don't like it,it's way too much of a hassle
to send it back anyway, exactly. And you can send it back for

(52:45):
free. But that's a pain inthe butt because now you've got to wrap
it up and in the plastic andgo to the post office and drop it
in. And I might as welljust keep it because hey, you know
what, maybe I'll wear it something. Stitch ficks. That's a good thank
you for sharing for those who know, they know, and for everyone who
doesn't now as an extra expense addedto their monthly credit card statement. Yeah

(53:09):
there is. Every husband is listeningright now. It's saying, yeah,
yeah, that's right. Breach'bdidn't be going. You got me going.
That's the whole point of a that'show to get you Thursday, And
that's how we got you. Yeah, and we got you going full circle.

(53:30):
That sound they get your Thursday Excelnenty three. Good morning, Hi,
Hey, not bad yourself, it'sphone pretty well? Okay, what
is your name? Rose? Rose? How have you been gone recently?

(53:54):
Oh? Geez, let's talk aboutthe new setup for video games. Okay,
I don't know. Tell me aboutthis, I don't know. Okay,
So when we were younger, weused to get a video game and
we could take it anywhere we wantedto put it in a system, and
we could play with our friends.Uh huh. Yeah. Now it's a
little bit harder now. Now,that's right. You got a digital download,

(54:17):
right, and then you can't takeit with you to a friend's house.
And not only that, you can'teven play with your friend anymore because
everything's an online game. Exactly.Yeah, I mean, look for a
two player game, you just wantto sit down with the person next you
play, you can't. I don'tthink i've seen that in the two thousands.
Yeah, no, they do stillexist, and it's bull crap that

(54:37):
they don't. But secondly, andthen they'll say, but if you want
the opportunity to do this or that, you know what they do, Rose,
sign up for a subscription. Isthere an up charge? There's a
subscription and you know what, that'show they get you. It sounds like
you've been gotten. It is.It's horrible, it's a crime, Rose,

(54:58):
What do you want to do here? Being gotten? We can get
you to Charlie Barn's at the ChesterFritz tonight, four tickets to Joe Nichols
at Shooting Star tomorrow, four ticketsthe Rainbow Fish of the Chester Fritz on
Saturday. Send you to Mean Girlsthe Musical at the Old Theata, the
Theata River Cinema. Would a roseby any other rose smell is sweet?
Oh that's we have two more choices. You can get fifty bucks simply made

(55:22):
or twenty five dollars to Billy's shelpand qualify for two fifty from Sublime going
out tomorrow at eight thirty five.Yeah, oh man, Joe's what you
want. But whatever they want,I think I'll have to do the Theater,
the Theata, Mean Girls the Musical. Yay, let's get you there,

(55:49):
awesome. Chris are gonna be outthere tomorrow. With our prize wheel,
you can win concessions and more,but go whenever it works for you.
Riddle us this what station's proud tobe your movie premiere connection to just
send it to the Theata. It'snot for one more thing on Excel ninety
three, one more time, onemore We're bringing them back today, resurrecting

(56:14):
words on a Throwback Thursday. That'sright. Last week we talked about words
we need to drop for twenty twentythree, words and phrases, but let's
talk about things that we'd like tohear again. Wayne State University of Michigan
just put out a pretty long list, so we're only going to go through
a few of them of words thatthey think that should be resurrected in twenty
twenty four. These aren't slang wordsthat have faded, like you know,
jiggy or things like that. Theseare actually words. Okay, okay,

(56:37):
kind to teetering on extinction and processand see if I agree disagree with which?
Okay, what you're going to presenthere? Okay, blatherskite I like
that. A blatherskite is a personwho talks a great length without making much
sense, as in the cable TVcommentator was a blatherskite who produced thirty minutes

(56:58):
of nonsense blabbermouth. But this isblather. That blather is in the blad
blatherskite so like you and me havebeen blatherskiding all morning lives, all our
lives. Yeah, so blatherskite,all that old blatherskite, I like it.
Kergliph This is the shock that youfeel when you plunge into cold water.
So as in he dove into thepool without thinking and the kerglyph caused

(57:22):
him to shriek when he came uprank for air shriek. I was in
a pool. I was in apool. Dollop. We still use dollop.
This is a shapelef mass, shapelessmath kind do I have to do
this? A shapeless mass or blobof something? He said, he throw

(57:44):
a dollup on top? Isn't isn'tthat even? Still? Maybe we don't
use it enough, but I stillI think it's still in the catchphrase or
whatever. The slogan for daisy issour cream. Give a doll up,
do a doll of daisy? Right, I mean, you'll still hear it.
I'm not gonna question you dollaby's used. You never heard that word,
but you can eat no the sourcream reference. I'm not going to question
that. I hate sour cream.By the way, Uh, coffee clash.

(58:10):
This sounds German. It sounds likea kazoom type bless you heard any
of these words. Yeah, aninformal social gathering where coffee is served,
as in after the kids got onthe bus. The parents headed to the
porch for their morning cook. Oh, it must be coffee clash. That
would make sense. Coffee clatch.Yeah, I can't do it. Pocky

(58:32):
having a mocking or cynical sense ofhumor, as in, he had a
pocky wit and undercut his superior selfimportance. Pocky, I could see making
a comeback because it's like cocky,you know, Pocky. It works.
I'm okay with that one. That'seasy to say and remember too. Yeah.
A petty fogger is an inferior legalpractitioner, especially one who deals with
petty cases, as in dubious practices. He started with dreams of being a

(58:53):
Supreme Court juck justice, but heended up being a petty fogger. That's
a good one. And here's onethat you actually know and I didn't even
I didn't know until you told me. Okay, So, Trevor, if
I were to tell you, what'sthe smell after a rain? If you
go outside and you smell that,you know it has that rain, Say
it smells wormy. Yeah, butwhat's the name of it? What's the

(59:15):
name of it? You know?The words moist starts with a p.
I learned this word from you whatever. He walked outside after the storm and
the pet Petra petri core, petrickcore. Yes, Trevor, I mean,
I guess I'm mentally exhausted after thismorning. Petro core, the Petrikore

(59:37):
lifting his spirits, says he hikedaround, said you mentioned it. In
fact, I'm going to go throughthe podcast in the last five years.
And then you say petrikore on withthese I'm like, and I said,
Trevor, no one knows what thatactually is that name. Let me take
a guess you learned that word theday before something likely tried to act smart
and I thought you were. Itworked, and then you since forgot that

(59:58):
memorial information. I can remember raplyrics from nineteen ninety Yeah right, nothing
news, but nothing about petrocor.So. Yeah, that nice smell after
the rain is actually called petrocore.But you knew that, lost it and
learned it again. Next time wehave a good rain, which will be
like six months from now, we'llremember to use that in the forecast.
Yeah, well I will. Youknow, a fact isn't really good unless

(01:00:20):
you have to learn it twice.It's so good that it's worth learning twice,
and that's going to leave beyond that, yep, because we've got money
to dish out here, right,got to pay those bills. We're gonna
make a rain up in your partof the world. Yeah, nine times
a day, starting nine o'clock,and we're just about there. So we'll
get that first keyword to you witha grand payer bills, Nash, we
don't care what you do with Youhave found fun money. The cold weather

(01:00:42):
is here. How do you feelabout it? I love it? I
thought so. Yeah. Attention,this station is issuing the following severe weather
advisory due to the extreme harsh winterconditions. We are urging everyone to stay
indoors. We repeat, stay indoors. Use this as an opportunity to get
drunk and have fun, fun sexytime. It doesn't matter in which order.

(01:01:04):
We think getting drunk first would makethe experience more enjoyable, but it's
up to you. We repeat,for your safety, stay indoors, get
drunk and have fun, fun sexytime. Thank you. I think we're
going to have a real hunting andhilarious, witty and inspired, very great
shows. The Trevor d In theMorning Show six to ten weekday mornings Xcel

(01:01:28):
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