July 4, 2024 • 25 mins
Fitzy keeps us young and hip and fresh by relaying memes his sons have shown him. If you haven’t heard of the ‘Brother eeeughh’ meme – where have you been? Plus Jim Jefferies joins us with some hilariously inappropriate jokes and Wippa shares a hilarious story about his sons listening to rap music at a fancy ass restaurant.
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
It fits in with her with te podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Jim Jeffries joins us. Now I think he's there on
Zoom Welcome Tore.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
How are you all going?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Who was that.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
Guy in the backgrounds that my assistant Jack standing up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Jack?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Does he does he usually make you sit on the floor.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No, he's got a couch down there.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I mean you're in the casting.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You just wanted me to pan down to me gave it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
How long did they.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
Usually last, Jim, the people that work for you, is
it a couple of months and then they're moved on?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Or how long?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've had Jack for five years?
Speaker 7 (00:41):
Six years because he's only fourteen, but cheap, you know?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Does he get long service next year?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Jim?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Do you look after him?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah No, I'll send him back to the
make guy pads in China or speakers and many It
will be all done.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
For Jim Jeffrey sneak. Your range is released. Thanks Jack, mate.
Can I compliment you? And often we talk about appearance.
We've celebrated Lula Lemon underpants together. But your hair is man,
you've hit some style. That's what you've done right there.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's all right, it's all quick, it's all. Look at this.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Can you see the fluff coming out of it all?
It's all smoke and mirror my hair. I'm on the nanogen,
I put the flakes in. I do everything to make
my hair look this rubbish.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Jim. Can we have an honest conversation because I take
a medication too to make sure that my locks are luscious.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And it looks like it's working on your back mate.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It's all over, Jim.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
We've actually had a pretty massive week of guests. We
had Sam Neil on the show. Do you know Sam Neil?
Have you had any dealings with him?
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Sam Neil is my mother in law's hall pass loves
they're sent I tell you what though.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I once caught a plane from Sydney to Auckland, right
obviously for work. I wouldn't go there for pleasure.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I was on the plane and I was going over
and in business class. It was just me and Sam
Neil and I was in the front row and he
was in like two rows behind me. And then when
we got off the plane, he got up and he
cut in front of me.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It goes row by row.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
We live in a society. You can't just start bending
the rules. So I've got a problem with sam Neil.
Because of that, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Going to need to let it go. I think one
of the great things he would love you because sam
Neil has this very reserved, slow pace speak where he
sounds so educated. But you go to wrongtown with Sam
Neil and he cries with laughter seventy Yeah, he would
love your worst.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Reeese Darby is one of my best mates, and Reese
Darby's very good friends with Sam Neil.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I want to get in. I want to know.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I want to know all the famous New Zealanders, sam Neil,
Neil Finn, all of them.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Russell, cry.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Russell, I know, Crowe, I know, do you well?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You know a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
When we had Sam Neil on the show, I mean,
you're they're dropping names. He told us that he had
Killian Murphy stayed his place in New Zealand. Who's the
Have you had an Oscar Winner at your house or
like the most famous.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
House guests or Rebel Wilson and what's my most famous
house guests? No, I've never had an Oscar Winner stay
at my house. But when Brad Pitt was my weather
man right on my TV show, Who's name right? He
had a suit right this brown linen suit. Right, and
(03:37):
when my show got canceled, they go to me, they go,
they go, you got to give that. Brad's got to
get his suit back. So I never text Brad. I
never called Brad. I don't know Brad really, right, So
I text Brad like, I've got your suit. I can
come by and drop it off, because I wanted to
go over to his house, right, And then he and
Brad Pitt text me back and he said, I'll give
(03:58):
it to good Will.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I didn't give it to good Will. I tried it on.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I look like pee wee Herman. I'm way bigger, I'm
taller and everything right didn't fit me, but it did
fit my then eighty year old father, right, Dad, Yeah,
my dad has a.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Fitted linen suit that Brad Pitt wore.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
That was that was tailored to Brad Pitt. He my
mother died four years ago. This was the year after
my mother died. So my father's back on the dating scene, right,
And he doesn't have a computer, so he made my
assistant Jack here laminate a photo of Brad Pitt wearing
the suit so I could fit in his breast pocket.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And no, my dad, he goes out.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
On dates and he goes and when the women start
losing interest, then boom.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I pull out the photo.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Wow, Wow, where did you get your suit? Brad Pitt?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Gary all Gary, Gary with the two hours or just
the one, just the one.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm not fanning.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Has he had any luckdow gym like? Is he No?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Because he's trying to have sex with eighty year old women.
It's difficult. Suit doesn't do that much. It's not a magical.
It's a lovely suit.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Though.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
I'll get you a photo of Brad wearing it and
my dad wearing I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Not both of them side by side.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Please, Jim, did you also have you played Glastonbury Reading
and Leeds Festival?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
How do you go.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
When you've got like a festival crowd and everyone's on
the on the cans?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Is it better for you?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well? That was back.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
I started playing those festivals in about two thousand and
four and I played him through until about two thousand
and eleven. And I'll be honest with you, I was
on a lot of drugs each time, so I can't
really tell you how it went. I remember doing one
Glastonbury where I was on so many mushrooms. I couldn't
get to the front of the stage and the stage
would have been about twenty meters deep and I just
(05:56):
hugged the back curtain. So not great, not none of
my finest, but they weren't paying me much. You know
where you've got a free camp site, free drugs who
played that year give us one as can you remember
any I've got a T shirt two thousand and six
where I'm on the on the same T shirt as
the Food Fighters, Awesome and Oasis and somebody like like,
(06:19):
I've got a T shirt where I'm on with it.
Like at one time I had to do Glastonbury and
they said, oh, you're closing out the Saturday, you're the
headline act. Much It's like, oh, very prestigious. But it
turned out the headline act on the main stage was
Paul McCartney, so no one showed up to see me,
and there was just all these these kids on drugs
(06:40):
in the mud. I could hear them a mile away
going na, no, no, and I was on stage going
I don't want a fing b here either, But until
one a you sees leave the bloody tent, I'm not
allowed to leave the team. Oh I had was some
people laying on blankets, coming down from drugs and freaking out.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Jim Jeffery is very funny, but hugged a curtain for
most of them.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
If we do get to your show.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Look, I'm a game show host. Now you've got to
give it up for me. And Turpy never opened up
abouty drug used did he?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Wow, Jim, if we do get to your show, I
was just thinking, I'm sure you've seen the controversy about
having a baby in the audience.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Can I bring a baby to your show?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, you can't bring babies to adult entertainment.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
In the same way that I was kicked out of
a strip club for taking my baby like no one.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Would ever go. All I was doing was.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Holding my baby whilst I was getting a lap dance,
and the girl said, can you please remove that?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
As a parent?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I was so shocked by.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The Holy how selfish was that woman?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
And she was like, I have to take my baby
into a comedy club. I don't have a babysitter because
I'm a single. Then you stay home and you watch
comedy on TV like the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
When my baby was born, I didn't leave the house before.
I haven't left the house for fun.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yet Jim Jeffers is officially cracked.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
He's lost tickets to Jim Jeffries given what they want
to and they're available now at Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
We love you, Jim, thanks for your time. Legend.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You can bring small dogs.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
This is the Fitzi and Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I know this is pretty old, but we're only just
cotting on to Brother ooh, which comes from a lecturer.
It's on a YouTube clip called are You a Man?
Very powerful speech, and I think he was just sort
of talking about he was just to a friend who
was doing something that he disliked, and this was his.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Reaction, brother, Ooh, what's that?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What's that? Brother?
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Seems to be in the vernacular of a lot of
young kids at the moment. Brother, ooh, My kids are
doing a lot of Brother.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'd never heard of it, and you guys were doing
a bit of brother whatever TikTok Like, I'm not I'm
not up on it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Can you give us a what's that? Brother? What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That's not bad, it's good.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
So a few remixes have already emerged from it. I
mean this is a techno remix.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I feel it great. Formoni's tops off bag.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
On down Queen Street.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Campbell This okay, so we've made a few of our owner,
but this was done for us.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What do you go, Belinda?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I like because this is a classic.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That is really good.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I like this when Belinda Carlisle write that song, little
did you know? Thirty years later? Brother brother.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Dan, who works behind the scenes here is he's had
a busy morning.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I gave him a couple said any chance you
can do well?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Be excited when he wandered up the hallway.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I mean, this is what you get in the radio
for so I said, I said, salt and pepper, Dan,
what can you do with that?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
God? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Brother?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Yeah? Well done.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Good?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I mean, how on earth can you make salting pepper about?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I said, you can't top that? He said, fits I can.
Matt Colby, No, this is this is very good.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Matt Corby's has quick music, he's hung up the six
string football.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
The city and with a Whichie podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Let me tell you a tale. Do you know what
when you go out for dinner, you're still sort of
you're still trying to give you kids. The basic lessons,
aren't you like table.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Manners and try mains and.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You'll get dessert based on how your performance is over
on tray and maine.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Are you rewarding?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I do that, and I do a lot of guys. Interesting,
we're doing inside voice right now, inside voices. Okay, can
you show some respect to the other people in here?
Look at that guy over there, and then I'll go
have a look at that kid sitting there quietly with
his parents.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Comparing your child's children new interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Little Do they find it weird that you eat dessert first?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, No, I don't do that. But there's a lot
of chat about dessert. And we went to an Asian
restaurant and was very excited about the postave restaurant. Well, no,
the cuisine was Asian, so we were very excited about
the idea of fried ice cream.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So was it Chinese or was it Asian fusion?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Can I say overrated fried ice cream?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Overrate in your box?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Mate, don't give you don't need crunch in your ice cream?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hokey pokey, Hello, I'm married.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But the ice cream in the fried the fried ice
cream inside it is caramel.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No way, So this is a fancy Asian fusion.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
When we went to Mister Wong at the end of
the year, we had that ice cream.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I left early. I'd gone by that I didn't have
the God.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Can we go back to all the problem that I
found myself in? And I remember Tommy and I used
to go to a cafe that we'd sit at and
I used to complain about how loud the music was
in the cafe, and I go, but then I had
a dummy in the corner. They had a mannequin in
the corner that actually said don't ask us to turn
the music down. So written on the manneq and was
a sign around the neck that said don't ask us
(13:23):
to turn the music down.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
What city was there?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And I'm the guy that walks in and goes, okay,
well you big glasses warm and your music's too loud.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You're a fun guy. You're the fun guy that anyone
fluffs me around.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So anyway, Cones, if you can help me set a
scene here? Can we get some ambient music for the restaurant.
So we're sitting there and I'm talking about table manners guys,
and how really it's important that you don't don't put
your elbows on the table and just say you hold
your knife and port move you play closer to you.
So I'm doing a lot of this gear trying to
get the basic.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, I mean, it's not the fun out of it,
but I do get that there is a place to
be doing these things.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, we were so is it a pretty fancy restaurant?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I wasn't that fancy, but we weren't talking about because
Mum was away and I was talking about how you know,
Mum needs a break. She does so much to you.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
And then I don't know what happened for you, but
for you, I know it's not important, but it's really
so much for you guys.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
A right, so you're going to understand that she works
at bum Off and that's why she's having a bit
of a break. And then the music changed and I
don't know who kicked the music into gear, but it
sort of broke the conversation and the intimate moment that
I was trying to trying to give with the boys.
This was the first song kicked it to gear. Kids.
What I'm saying is it's really important.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So it's a cool caffe.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, this is bust the lament a tribe called.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Quest cute tip.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yes, kids, the reason, Mum, I can hear an F bomb?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That guy said, there's an F bomb.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This is not a Michael week flea restaurant.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Mum, was you out of area?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I was in the area.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Were you lost? I feel a bit worried.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The music came down and I said, sorry about that.
And I looked around a little bit, thinking do I
call the guy and go I'm not sure the music's appropriate.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
No, it's kicked into somebody's arm.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Kids here and Ted saying I heard an F Bob,
I heard an F bomb, And I'm going, don't worry
about that now, mom. Mom deserves this three days off
because she needs the relaxation. You think about the lunch,
as you think about the school bags, you think about
everything she does on that Sorry, this is into the game,
Lord Fanesse, This kicks.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
In the gear.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Did this is so not your restaurant. This sounds like
a cool restaurant.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's just a five o'clock booking. So there's swearing the
whole way through the song. So the song ends and
I'm thinking, and then now they've cleaned it up. Now
they're going to clean up and realize that they're bang
out of order. Here was Francesca there, she was there,
She was there trying to read a b whatever you
call those things is a bow is yeah, I never know.
(16:10):
And then a bit of san Choi bal which I love.
It was a beautiful duck Sanchoi bearing.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
A song is the worst well I.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Did because the next song was called serial Killer the
man in Redmond stand by step back when guys guy
kill there.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
From the horror.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So all I heard on the way home, my god
was murder, murder, murder, kill kill killer.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
This is the fitting.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And with her with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Let's talk cancels, can we let's.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
This is the style counsel.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I was trying to make a connection.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
With Paul Weller. What a great song came?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oh I know so many throvacs.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
So many throwacks. Now let's talk about councils. Because you
don't want to take them on. They find out and
this is the thing. Unfortunately, you think you're getting away
with it, but it's some neighbor who dubs you in
and then you bang, You're gone.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
So this is Ittian constable. Now he was told he
was dabbed in apparently you're not allowed to have your
boat and your driveway or out in the front yard.
They councils don't like it. You're going to try to
hide your boat. This is over in the States. Let's
just say it's in Australia.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Because I've seen a few boats on lawns.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's in Randwick.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Okay, okay, it in Constable is his name, And he
had his boat in his driveway. Now the neighbors would
dobe him in all the time and said, well, you're
not allowed to display your boat. You've got to hide it,
so it's it's out of the way. I think it
was just a menace to the landscare. People didn't like it,
so the council. The council said you need to build
(18:03):
a six foot fence, head in and get it out
the way, hide the boat so no one can see it.
So he did, okate, he built a six foot fence
and to stick it up the council, I'm going to
put this up on the screen right now.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He got an artist to paint on the fence so
the boat is hidden behind the men's cap on the fence.
He got someone to paint a boat boat so you
can look at it all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
But awesome work, like the brickwork on the side is
continuous with the brickwork on the house. The driveway drove past,
you would think you can see a boat in a driveway.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's great, he's got a real to the council.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
But isn't the point of having a boat. I've never
owned a boat, never, like I'd like to have a
friend with a boat. Let's be honest, But don't you
get a boat so you can show it off in
your front yard like in some people's Pride and joy.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Isn't it?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I would say so?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
People who park it on the road though, it's an
eyesore for any street cake Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
And also it takes up space because I know that
in a street that my friend lived in, there were
some issues with boats and caravans and trailers and things
being parked in the street because that not only did
they not belong to the person that lived in the street,
they belonged to like the brother.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Of the guy that lived in the street.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
And if you leave it there for three months of
the year because you're not using it, yeah, well you're
in trouble. You don't pay you're not paying rates to
have that.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Boat out well, I said, Richie.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Charlie and Mossman talk about the Mossman Council with us.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Charlie, Hey, guys, So my parents were doing a renovation
and had a few knockbacks with approvals from the DA.
So they just decided to build a duney out the
duck anyway because they needed an extra toilet. So it
just looks like a shed and nobody's complained so far.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Sometimes you just got to quietly get it done.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
You got to tell them to come over to the
inner West because if you want to reno's the lockout Council.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
They get through it so quickly. It's like they sit
there and they're like, give us another one, give us
another one. Let's approve that one. Let's approve that one.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I want to know.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I want to know from Charlie why you needed an
extra toilet out the back.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Was it for Dad or something? He wasn't allowed to
use the inside toilet?
Speaker 9 (20:38):
You put the nail on the head.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
A thunderblock, Dad, stinky Dad?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Come on Dadimily Newcastle, did you take on the council?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Did you win?
Speaker 10 (20:48):
Not me, but my in laws. They bought a waterfront
kind of like land block Foster and they weren't supposed
to put anything on the land. It's supposed to be
just could barely and nothing on there. They put a
house on there.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
To say that.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
The council was pretty pissed off. The mother in law
and the land council had been going at it for
quite a long time. But I think they've given up
now arguing with her, and she's given up arguing with them,
because it's got quite back and forth, quite nasty.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Did they keep the house? And have they kept the house?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
It's still on there.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
I mean they're we're selling it.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
They becomes somebody else's problem.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, I do love how they've gone. Look, no, there's
no one Iran and no one can see it. Let's
just build a house. We don't have to tell the council,
do you do?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You have to tell the counts that you're building something
on the land.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
It's perfect though, isn't it, because you'd probably get that
block of land for a lot cheaper waterfront because it's
not for housing.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You've got these and a thunderbox in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
This is the Fitz and Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
We're talking unfortunately, Paul and glen Haven. You've seen a
fitting name before, Paul, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 11 (22:06):
Was on the holiday with the wife off the north
coast in New South Wales, in the town called Maclay
door and through the main street saw a funeral parlor
and it was dug More funeral. Don't make the break, I.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Mean it's county, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Oh, Paul is so good, Paul, you know what it's
worth driving up there with a couple of friends in
the car just to crack the joke again.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
While that's worth it, Sarah's and Marubro give us the
name sir.
Speaker 11 (22:41):
Hi, guys talking about cracking jokes.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
This one went on for a while.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
My brother many years ago, forty five.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Or so years ago, had his surfencisions and the doctor
performing its name was Willy Wise.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Willie Wise. Why would you go anywhere? Really, he's the
wisest in the business, that's the smartest, snippy little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's he wouldn't want to make a mistake because he drops.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They don't make a bad decision to go elsewhere. Willy
Wise has got your.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Sworded Ashley in Zeppelin? What was the names Ashley?
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I'm a couple. I've been a police office for a
long time. I've worked with a constable constable and a
comfortable sergeant and had a local hospital. There was a
doctor the east after unfortunately sign on a paper for
people that have died.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
His or her name was doctor Death.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh my god. Getting back to the police force, so
someone was called their last name was constable.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
Yes, and their last name and the other blake was sergeant.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Seniors is so funny.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And if you're pulled over bus comfortable.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Constom But it would be so annoying for that person
because every time he says, what is.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
A consortable constable calling you? You're comfortable consortable?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
You stop?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You mate.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
The CRuMs to think he was being a smart ass.
As long as you need to say constable.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh my god, it's one of those words.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You gotta be careful, merely Norsemeade. What was the name
and job?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Mel?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
So, my son's dentist is doctor Fang.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Awesome they change that.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That can't be true, Mel like.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Brianna doctor Brianna Fang.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
And And on a side note, I only work part
time and I do dog minding at home, and my
surname is Brown.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
There's a lot of picking up.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I've got to do, Yea.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
From the minute you were born, your path was set.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Mel.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Thanks for your call, doctor Fang Payal that's going to
pay out now from spring Farm.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
What was the why was the I am so fitting.
Speaker 12 (25:01):
So it's on myself and you're pretty much on myself.
My home file fell as p A Y A L.
I work in the bank, used to be a teller.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
And how many times have people called me PayPal.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Your parents send you wrong my pay Pal?
Speaker 12 (25:23):
And I just said it to a point. I told
my manager either me or the name tags, so one
of us is gonna survives to put my name.
Speaker 13 (25:34):
Tame on or and that's how my name me or
the name tag if you know what, I would actually
feel so safe leaving you with some money.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Payper Sits in Whippa with Kate Ritchie is a Nova
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find the app store or Google Playing
It fits in with her with te podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Jim Jeffries joins us. Now I think he's there on
Zoom Welcome Tore.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
How are you all going?
Speaker 4 (00:10):
Who was that.
Speaker 5 (00:11):
Guy in the backgrounds that my assistant Jack standing up?
Speaker 3 (00:15):
Jack?
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Brother?
Speaker 4 (00:17):
Jack?
Speaker 5 (00:18):
Does he does he usually make you sit on the floor.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
No, he's got a couch down there.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
I mean you're in the casting.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
You just wanted me to pan down to me gave it.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
How long did they.
Speaker 6 (00:31):
Usually last, Jim, the people that work for you, is
it a couple of months and then they're moved on?
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Or how long?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I've had Jack for five years?
Speaker 7 (00:41):
Six years because he's only fourteen, but cheap, you know?
Speaker 1 (00:47):
Does he get long service next year?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
Jim?
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Do you look after him?
Speaker 6 (00:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (00:51):
Yeah, yeah, yeah No, I'll send him back to the
make guy pads in China or speakers and many It
will be all done.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
For Jim Jeffrey sneak. Your range is released. Thanks Jack, mate.
Can I compliment you? And often we talk about appearance.
We've celebrated Lula Lemon underpants together. But your hair is man,
you've hit some style. That's what you've done right there.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
It's all right, it's all quick, it's all. Look at this.
Speaker 7 (01:15):
Can you see the fluff coming out of it all?
It's all smoke and mirror my hair. I'm on the nanogen,
I put the flakes in. I do everything to make
my hair look this rubbish.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
Jim. Can we have an honest conversation because I take
a medication too to make sure that my locks are luscious.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
And it looks like it's working on your back mate.
Speaker 4 (01:36):
It's all over, Jim.
Speaker 5 (01:38):
We've actually had a pretty massive week of guests. We
had Sam Neil on the show. Do you know Sam Neil?
Have you had any dealings with him?
Speaker 7 (01:48):
Sam Neil is my mother in law's hall pass loves
they're sent I tell you what though.
Speaker 3 (01:54):
I once caught a plane from Sydney to Auckland, right
obviously for work. I wouldn't go there for pleasure.
Speaker 7 (02:01):
I was on the plane and I was going over
and in business class. It was just me and Sam
Neil and I was in the front row and he
was in like two rows behind me. And then when
we got off the plane, he got up and he
cut in front of me.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
It goes row by row.
Speaker 7 (02:21):
We live in a society. You can't just start bending
the rules. So I've got a problem with sam Neil.
Because of that, you're.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Going to need to let it go. I think one
of the great things he would love you because sam
Neil has this very reserved, slow pace speak where he
sounds so educated. But you go to wrongtown with Sam
Neil and he cries with laughter seventy Yeah, he would
love your worst.
Speaker 7 (02:43):
Reeese Darby is one of my best mates, and Reese
Darby's very good friends with Sam Neil.
Speaker 3 (02:49):
So I want to get in. I want to know.
Speaker 7 (02:51):
I want to know all the famous New Zealanders, sam Neil,
Neil Finn, all of them.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
Russell, cry.
Speaker 3 (02:59):
Russell, I know, Crowe, I know, do you well?
Speaker 4 (03:04):
You know a lot.
Speaker 5 (03:05):
When we had Sam Neil on the show, I mean,
you're they're dropping names. He told us that he had
Killian Murphy stayed his place in New Zealand. Who's the
Have you had an Oscar Winner at your house or
like the most famous.
Speaker 7 (03:17):
House guests or Rebel Wilson and what's my most famous
house guests? No, I've never had an Oscar Winner stay
at my house. But when Brad Pitt was my weather
man right on my TV show, Who's name right? He
had a suit right this brown linen suit. Right, and
(03:37):
when my show got canceled, they go to me, they go,
they go, you got to give that. Brad's got to
get his suit back. So I never text Brad. I
never called Brad. I don't know Brad really, right, So
I text Brad like, I've got your suit. I can
come by and drop it off, because I wanted to
go over to his house, right, And then he and
Brad Pitt text me back and he said, I'll give
(03:58):
it to good Will.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
I didn't give it to good Will. I tried it on.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
I look like pee wee Herman. I'm way bigger, I'm
taller and everything right didn't fit me, but it did
fit my then eighty year old father, right, Dad, Yeah,
my dad has a.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
Fitted linen suit that Brad Pitt wore.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
That was that was tailored to Brad Pitt. He my
mother died four years ago. This was the year after
my mother died. So my father's back on the dating scene, right,
And he doesn't have a computer, so he made my
assistant Jack here laminate a photo of Brad Pitt wearing
the suit so I could fit in his breast pocket.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And no, my dad, he goes out.
Speaker 7 (04:42):
On dates and he goes and when the women start
losing interest, then boom.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
I pull out the photo.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
Wow, Wow, where did you get your suit? Brad Pitt?
Speaker 3 (04:52):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (04:53):
Gary all Gary, Gary with the two hours or just
the one, just the one.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
I'm not fanning.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Has he had any luckdow gym like? Is he No?
Speaker 7 (05:06):
Because he's trying to have sex with eighty year old women.
It's difficult. Suit doesn't do that much. It's not a magical.
It's a lovely suit.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Though.
Speaker 7 (05:15):
I'll get you a photo of Brad wearing it and
my dad wearing I'm.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Not both of them side by side.
Speaker 6 (05:20):
Please, Jim, did you also have you played Glastonbury Reading
and Leeds Festival?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
How do you go.
Speaker 6 (05:27):
When you've got like a festival crowd and everyone's on
the on the cans?
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Is it better for you?
Speaker 3 (05:32):
Well? That was back.
Speaker 7 (05:34):
I started playing those festivals in about two thousand and
four and I played him through until about two thousand
and eleven. And I'll be honest with you, I was
on a lot of drugs each time, so I can't
really tell you how it went. I remember doing one
Glastonbury where I was on so many mushrooms. I couldn't
get to the front of the stage and the stage
would have been about twenty meters deep and I just
(05:56):
hugged the back curtain. So not great, not none of
my finest, but they weren't paying me much. You know
where you've got a free camp site, free drugs who
played that year give us one as can you remember
any I've got a T shirt two thousand and six
where I'm on the on the same T shirt as
the Food Fighters, Awesome and Oasis and somebody like like,
(06:19):
I've got a T shirt where I'm on with it.
Like at one time I had to do Glastonbury and
they said, oh, you're closing out the Saturday, you're the
headline act. Much It's like, oh, very prestigious. But it
turned out the headline act on the main stage was
Paul McCartney, so no one showed up to see me,
and there was just all these these kids on drugs
(06:40):
in the mud. I could hear them a mile away
going na, no, no, and I was on stage going
I don't want a fing b here either, But until
one a you sees leave the bloody tent, I'm not
allowed to leave the team. Oh I had was some
people laying on blankets, coming down from drugs and freaking out.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Jim Jeffery is very funny, but hugged a curtain for
most of them.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
If we do get to your show.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
Look, I'm a game show host. Now you've got to
give it up for me. And Turpy never opened up
abouty drug used did he?
Speaker 5 (07:15):
Wow, Jim, if we do get to your show, I
was just thinking, I'm sure you've seen the controversy about
having a baby in the audience.
Speaker 4 (07:23):
Can I bring a baby to your show?
Speaker 3 (07:25):
No, you can't bring babies to adult entertainment.
Speaker 7 (07:30):
In the same way that I was kicked out of
a strip club for taking my baby like no one.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Would ever go. All I was doing was.
Speaker 7 (07:39):
Holding my baby whilst I was getting a lap dance,
and the girl said, can you please remove that?
Speaker 3 (07:44):
As a parent?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
I was so shocked by.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
The Holy how selfish was that woman?
Speaker 7 (07:51):
And she was like, I have to take my baby
into a comedy club. I don't have a babysitter because
I'm a single. Then you stay home and you watch
comedy on TV like the rest of us.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
When my baby was born, I didn't leave the house before.
I haven't left the house for fun.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yet Jim Jeffers is officially cracked.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
He's lost tickets to Jim Jeffries given what they want
to and they're available now at Frontier Touring dot com.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
We love you, Jim, thanks for your time. Legend.
Speaker 3 (08:18):
You can bring small dogs.
Speaker 7 (08:21):
This is the Fitzi and Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 6 (08:24):
I know this is pretty old, but we're only just
cotting on to Brother ooh, which comes from a lecturer.
It's on a YouTube clip called are You a Man?
Very powerful speech, and I think he was just sort
of talking about he was just to a friend who
was doing something that he disliked, and this was his.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Reaction, brother, Ooh, what's that?
Speaker 3 (08:50):
What's that? Brother?
Speaker 6 (08:52):
Seems to be in the vernacular of a lot of
young kids at the moment. Brother, ooh, My kids are
doing a lot of Brother.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
I'd never heard of it, and you guys were doing
a bit of brother whatever TikTok Like, I'm not I'm
not up on it.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Can you give us a what's that? Brother? What's that?
Speaker 3 (09:09):
Brother?
Speaker 1 (09:10):
That's not bad, it's good.
Speaker 6 (09:11):
So a few remixes have already emerged from it. I
mean this is a techno remix.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I feel it great. Formoni's tops off bag.
Speaker 4 (09:24):
On down Queen Street.
Speaker 6 (09:28):
Campbell This okay, so we've made a few of our owner,
but this was done for us.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
What do you go, Belinda?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (09:43):
I like because this is a classic.
Speaker 1 (09:58):
That is really good.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
I like this when Belinda Carlisle write that song, little
did you know? Thirty years later? Brother brother.
Speaker 6 (10:07):
Dan, who works behind the scenes here is he's had
a busy morning.
Speaker 1 (10:11):
So I gave him a couple said any chance you
can do well?
Speaker 4 (10:14):
Be excited when he wandered up the hallway.
Speaker 6 (10:17):
I mean, this is what you get in the radio
for so I said, I said, salt and pepper, Dan,
what can you do with that?
Speaker 5 (10:24):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
God? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:27):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (10:31):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (10:35):
What's that?
Speaker 1 (10:40):
What's that?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Brother?
Speaker 6 (10:41):
Yeah? Well done.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Good?
Speaker 4 (10:45):
I mean, how on earth can you make salting pepper about?
Speaker 6 (10:48):
I said, you can't top that? He said, fits I can.
Matt Colby, No, this is this is very good.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
What's that?
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Matt Corby's has quick music, he's hung up the six
string football.
Speaker 3 (11:20):
The city and with a Whichie podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Let me tell you a tale. Do you know what
when you go out for dinner, you're still sort of
you're still trying to give you kids. The basic lessons,
aren't you like table.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Manners and try mains and.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
You'll get dessert based on how your performance is over
on tray and maine.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
Are you rewarding?
Speaker 3 (11:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:42):
I do that, and I do a lot of guys. Interesting,
we're doing inside voice right now, inside voices. Okay, can
you show some respect to the other people in here?
Look at that guy over there, and then I'll go
have a look at that kid sitting there quietly with
his parents.
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Comparing your child's children new interesting.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Little Do they find it weird that you eat dessert first?
Speaker 2 (12:02):
No, No, I don't do that. But there's a lot
of chat about dessert. And we went to an Asian
restaurant and was very excited about the postave restaurant. Well, no,
the cuisine was Asian, so we were very excited about
the idea of fried ice cream.
Speaker 4 (12:17):
So was it Chinese or was it Asian fusion?
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Can I say overrated fried ice cream?
Speaker 1 (12:25):
Overrate in your box?
Speaker 6 (12:27):
Mate, don't give you don't need crunch in your ice cream?
Speaker 4 (12:34):
Hokey pokey, Hello, I'm married.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
But the ice cream in the fried the fried ice
cream inside it is caramel.
Speaker 4 (12:47):
No way, So this is a fancy Asian fusion.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
When we went to Mister Wong at the end of
the year, we had that ice cream.
Speaker 4 (12:55):
I left early. I'd gone by that I didn't have
the God.
Speaker 2 (13:01):
Can we go back to all the problem that I
found myself in? And I remember Tommy and I used
to go to a cafe that we'd sit at and
I used to complain about how loud the music was
in the cafe, and I go, but then I had
a dummy in the corner. They had a mannequin in
the corner that actually said don't ask us to turn
the music down. So written on the manneq and was
a sign around the neck that said don't ask us
(13:23):
to turn the music down.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
What city was there?
Speaker 2 (13:25):
And I'm the guy that walks in and goes, okay,
well you big glasses warm and your music's too loud.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
You're a fun guy. You're the fun guy that anyone
fluffs me around.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
So anyway, Cones, if you can help me set a
scene here? Can we get some ambient music for the restaurant.
So we're sitting there and I'm talking about table manners guys,
and how really it's important that you don't don't put
your elbows on the table and just say you hold
your knife and port move you play closer to you.
So I'm doing a lot of this gear trying to
get the basic.
Speaker 5 (13:54):
Yeah, I mean, it's not the fun out of it,
but I do get that there is a place to
be doing these things.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Yes, we were so is it a pretty fancy restaurant?
Speaker 2 (14:02):
I wasn't that fancy, but we weren't talking about because
Mum was away and I was talking about how you know,
Mum needs a break. She does so much to you.
Speaker 5 (14:10):
And then I don't know what happened for you, but
for you, I know it's not important, but it's really
so much for you guys.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
A right, so you're going to understand that she works
at bum Off and that's why she's having a bit
of a break. And then the music changed and I
don't know who kicked the music into gear, but it
sort of broke the conversation and the intimate moment that
I was trying to trying to give with the boys.
This was the first song kicked it to gear. Kids.
What I'm saying is it's really important.
Speaker 1 (14:40):
So it's a cool caffe.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
Yeah, this is bust the lament a tribe called.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Quest cute tip.
Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yes, kids, the reason, Mum, I can hear an F bomb?
Speaker 7 (14:52):
Dad?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
That guy said, there's an F bomb.
Speaker 1 (14:55):
This is not a Michael week flea restaurant.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
Mum, was you out of area?
Speaker 3 (15:00):
No?
Speaker 2 (15:00):
I was in the area.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Were you lost? I feel a bit worried.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
The music came down and I said, sorry about that.
And I looked around a little bit, thinking do I
call the guy and go I'm not sure the music's appropriate.
Speaker 4 (15:13):
No, it's kicked into somebody's arm.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
Kids here and Ted saying I heard an F Bob,
I heard an F bomb, And I'm going, don't worry
about that now, mom. Mom deserves this three days off
because she needs the relaxation. You think about the lunch,
as you think about the school bags, you think about
everything she does on that Sorry, this is into the game,
Lord Fanesse, This kicks.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
In the gear.
Speaker 8 (15:36):
Did this is so not your restaurant. This sounds like
a cool restaurant.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
It's just a five o'clock booking. So there's swearing the
whole way through the song. So the song ends and
I'm thinking, and then now they've cleaned it up. Now
they're going to clean up and realize that they're bang
out of order. Here was Francesca there, she was there,
She was there trying to read a b whatever you
call those things is a bow is yeah, I never know.
(16:10):
And then a bit of san Choi bal which I love.
It was a beautiful duck Sanchoi bearing.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
A song is the worst well I.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
Did because the next song was called serial Killer the
man in Redmond stand by step back when guys guy
kill there.
Speaker 3 (16:37):
From the horror.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
So all I heard on the way home, my god
was murder, murder, murder, kill kill killer.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
This is the fitting.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
And with her with Kate Richie podcast.
Speaker 6 (16:52):
Let's talk cancels, can we let's.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
This is the style counsel.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
I was trying to make a connection.
Speaker 1 (17:03):
With Paul Weller. What a great song came?
Speaker 4 (17:06):
Oh I know so many throvacs.
Speaker 6 (17:09):
So many throwacks. Now let's talk about councils. Because you
don't want to take them on. They find out and
this is the thing. Unfortunately, you think you're getting away
with it, but it's some neighbor who dubs you in
and then you bang, You're gone.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Yep.
Speaker 6 (17:23):
So this is Ittian constable. Now he was told he
was dabbed in apparently you're not allowed to have your
boat and your driveway or out in the front yard.
They councils don't like it. You're going to try to
hide your boat. This is over in the States. Let's
just say it's in Australia.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Because I've seen a few boats on lawns.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
It's in Randwick.
Speaker 6 (17:43):
Okay, okay, it in Constable is his name, And he
had his boat in his driveway. Now the neighbors would
dobe him in all the time and said, well, you're
not allowed to display your boat. You've got to hide it,
so it's it's out of the way. I think it
was just a menace to the landscare. People didn't like it,
so the council. The council said you need to build
(18:03):
a six foot fence, head in and get it out
the way, hide the boat so no one can see it.
So he did, okate, he built a six foot fence
and to stick it up the council, I'm going to
put this up on the screen right now.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
He got an artist to paint on the fence so
the boat is hidden behind the men's cap on the fence.
He got someone to paint a boat boat so you
can look at it all the time.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
But awesome work, like the brickwork on the side is
continuous with the brickwork on the house. The driveway drove past,
you would think you can see a boat in a driveway.
Speaker 1 (18:46):
It's great, he's got a real to the council.
Speaker 5 (18:50):
But isn't the point of having a boat. I've never
owned a boat, never, like I'd like to have a
friend with a boat. Let's be honest, But don't you
get a boat so you can show it off in
your front yard like in some people's Pride and joy.
Speaker 6 (19:04):
Isn't it?
Speaker 2 (19:05):
I would say so?
Speaker 6 (19:08):
People who park it on the road though, it's an
eyesore for any street cake Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:12):
And also it takes up space because I know that
in a street that my friend lived in, there were
some issues with boats and caravans and trailers and things
being parked in the street because that not only did
they not belong to the person that lived in the street,
they belonged to like the brother.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
Of the guy that lived in the street.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
And if you leave it there for three months of
the year because you're not using it, yeah, well you're
in trouble. You don't pay you're not paying rates to
have that.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Boat out well, I said, Richie.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Charlie and Mossman talk about the Mossman Council with us.
Speaker 9 (19:48):
Charlie, Hey, guys, So my parents were doing a renovation
and had a few knockbacks with approvals from the DA.
So they just decided to build a duney out the
duck anyway because they needed an extra toilet. So it
just looks like a shed and nobody's complained so far.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Sometimes you just got to quietly get it done.
Speaker 6 (20:11):
You got to tell them to come over to the
inner West because if you want to reno's the lockout Council.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
They get through it so quickly. It's like they sit
there and they're like, give us another one, give us
another one. Let's approve that one. Let's approve that one.
Speaker 4 (20:27):
I want to know.
Speaker 5 (20:29):
I want to know from Charlie why you needed an
extra toilet out the back.
Speaker 4 (20:33):
Was it for Dad or something? He wasn't allowed to
use the inside toilet?
Speaker 9 (20:38):
You put the nail on the head.
Speaker 4 (20:41):
A thunderblock, Dad, stinky Dad?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Come on Dadimily Newcastle, did you take on the council?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
Did you win?
Speaker 10 (20:48):
Not me, but my in laws. They bought a waterfront
kind of like land block Foster and they weren't supposed
to put anything on the land. It's supposed to be
just could barely and nothing on there. They put a
house on there.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
To say that.
Speaker 10 (21:08):
The council was pretty pissed off. The mother in law
and the land council had been going at it for
quite a long time. But I think they've given up
now arguing with her, and she's given up arguing with them,
because it's got quite back and forth, quite nasty.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
Did they keep the house? And have they kept the house?
Speaker 11 (21:25):
It's still on there.
Speaker 12 (21:27):
I mean they're we're selling it.
Speaker 4 (21:30):
They becomes somebody else's problem.
Speaker 3 (21:32):
Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah, I do love how they've gone. Look, no, there's
no one Iran and no one can see it. Let's
just build a house. We don't have to tell the council,
do you do?
Speaker 2 (21:41):
You have to tell the counts that you're building something
on the land.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
It's perfect though, isn't it, because you'd probably get that
block of land for a lot cheaper waterfront because it's
not for housing.
Speaker 2 (21:50):
You've got these and a thunderbox in the backyard.
Speaker 3 (21:54):
This is the Fitz and Whipper with Cape Ritchie podcast.
Speaker 6 (21:58):
We're talking unfortunately, Paul and glen Haven. You've seen a
fitting name before, Paul, Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 11 (22:06):
Was on the holiday with the wife off the north
coast in New South Wales, in the town called Maclay
door and through the main street saw a funeral parlor
and it was dug More funeral. Don't make the break, I.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Mean it's county, you know what I mean?
Speaker 6 (22:27):
Oh, Paul is so good, Paul, you know what it's
worth driving up there with a couple of friends in
the car just to crack the joke again.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
While that's worth it, Sarah's and Marubro give us the
name sir.
Speaker 11 (22:41):
Hi, guys talking about cracking jokes.
Speaker 9 (22:43):
This one went on for a while.
Speaker 10 (22:46):
My brother many years ago, forty five.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
Or so years ago, had his surfencisions and the doctor
performing its name was Willy Wise.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Willie Wise. Why would you go anywhere? Really, he's the
wisest in the business, that's the smartest, snippy little bit.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
That's he wouldn't want to make a mistake because he drops.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
They don't make a bad decision to go elsewhere. Willy
Wise has got your.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Sworded Ashley in Zeppelin? What was the names Ashley?
Speaker 11 (23:24):
I'm a couple. I've been a police office for a
long time. I've worked with a constable constable and a
comfortable sergeant and had a local hospital. There was a
doctor the east after unfortunately sign on a paper for
people that have died.
Speaker 6 (23:39):
His or her name was doctor Death.
Speaker 2 (23:42):
Oh my god. Getting back to the police force, so
someone was called their last name was constable.
Speaker 11 (23:49):
Yes, and their last name and the other blake was sergeant.
Speaker 4 (23:55):
Seniors is so funny.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
And if you're pulled over bus comfortable.
Speaker 5 (24:02):
Constom But it would be so annoying for that person
because every time he says, what is.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
A consortable constable calling you? You're comfortable consortable?
Speaker 8 (24:10):
You stop?
Speaker 2 (24:11):
You mate.
Speaker 11 (24:13):
The CRuMs to think he was being a smart ass.
As long as you need to say constable.
Speaker 2 (24:16):
Oh my god, it's one of those words.
Speaker 1 (24:18):
You gotta be careful, merely Norsemeade. What was the name
and job?
Speaker 2 (24:23):
Mel?
Speaker 3 (24:24):
So, my son's dentist is doctor Fang.
Speaker 4 (24:29):
Awesome they change that.
Speaker 2 (24:32):
That can't be true, Mel like.
Speaker 3 (24:36):
Brianna doctor Brianna Fang.
Speaker 12 (24:38):
And And on a side note, I only work part
time and I do dog minding at home, and my
surname is Brown.
Speaker 3 (24:45):
There's a lot of picking up.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I've got to do, Yea.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
From the minute you were born, your path was set.
Speaker 3 (24:52):
Mel.
Speaker 6 (24:52):
Thanks for your call, doctor Fang Payal that's going to
pay out now from spring Farm.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
What was the why was the I am so fitting.
Speaker 12 (25:01):
So it's on myself and you're pretty much on myself.
My home file fell as p A Y A L.
I work in the bank, used to be a teller.
Speaker 10 (25:13):
And how many times have people called me PayPal.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Mate?
Speaker 3 (25:18):
Your parents send you wrong my pay Pal?
Speaker 12 (25:23):
And I just said it to a point. I told
my manager either me or the name tags, so one
of us is gonna survives to put my name.
Speaker 13 (25:34):
Tame on or and that's how my name me or
the name tag if you know what, I would actually
feel so safe leaving you with some money.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
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