October 23, 2025 • 11 mins
Katie couldn't help but find it hysterical when one of her kids made a split second decision that went drastically wrong!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Appod Shaped Production.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Welcome back to another episode about I Am Mad Mum podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I look like a real true mum today.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I sound like a true mum. But I really have
just been coaching for two days. Yeh, So I feel
like my voice is gone because of that, which is
like a mum voice when you're just screaming.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, because you've been taking classes at Fitstop.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, i'd just done two days worth of classes. I
think it's like five classes a day just for the
morning session.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, the sound of your voice makes me please that
I didn't do your class because I know that you would.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Have been shouting at me.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I wasn't directly shouting at people that I do go
in there with the purpose, and the purpose is that
you work up a sweat to leave my class. I
haven't taken group fitness for months and felt I actually
got the nervous butterflies that I always talked to my
kids about.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know why. I think it's because you're standing
up in front of a group.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I always got nervous going to work when there was
something new happening done.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I also then, as we do jam pack the week,
I was a bit nervous about Elsie going off to camp,
so I was packing the last bit of her to
then get her ready the night before. Then I was
going to go and fill in for the classes the
next day, so I was also then packing for her,
saying goodbye. We had everything done, and then the Tuesday
(01:44):
morning was she was off to camp. I won't see
her now until Friday. I also got told on Tuesday
night that she then went through my cupboard to take
my shoes with her on camp because those can apparently
be trashed rather than her own. She took your shoe
my shoes. I bought her shoe shoes the other week.
(02:06):
They were size eight and a half. Katie my feet
a nine and a half. So she's gone from her
own shoes that are supposedly two ted. I actually think
they were a size six, but I told her no,
Jamie foot in, Jemmie foot in. It is three days
of camp. They're going to get trashed. It says that
you're doing hiking and water activities.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Just wear it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
She'll leave them out where they're gonna go in the
bin as soon as you get home.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Just wear them and trash them.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Apparently I'm not there, so then Therefore it means take months.
Sam instructed her go into mum's cupboard and takes.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
He wanted an easy life in that morning because she
was complaining about her shoes. He can't be bothered to
deal with it. Take mum shoes, Mum shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'll replace mum.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We'll worry about that later.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Thanks, fuck with How does mum feel? Does mum feel
about that? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I feel like my cupboard's been violated. I don't want
to share my stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh you wait, oh you wait. You will be sharing
your stuff, I tell you what. You will get to
the point where you are so sick of not having
anything for yourself. I've got like a dressing table and
chair in our wardrobe. It's got shit, like there's stuff
there's not mine all over that desk. Makeup of mine
(03:22):
disappears from the drawer. No okay, they'll go, oh, Mom,
you got a new lip liner. I'm like, yes, I
got a new one, and I don't want it to
be moved from here.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Also, I know that I got a new lip liner,
so it doesn't actually say yours, no, don't touch it.
You also went through a stage, though, which I'm very
interested to know, is if it is still there. You
got yourself a lock box from Bunnings to put your
stuff in the Are we using your perfume, your makeup?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, your hair brushes?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I went through a stage of putting it all in
the lock box, closing it up and it's clear so
they could see what they wanted, but they couldn't get
to it. I battled with that rate like. I battled
between stop using my staff, putting it in the lock box,
to going really, like, you love these kids, if it
was your friend, if it was you, you love for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I think because you know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That it doesn't come back, they're not replacing it, like,
so give or take. So for me, I asked to borrow, Hey, Katie,
can I borrow a little bit of makeup? And then
the role reverses and wh're somewhere else and you go, hey,
h oh my god, I just really need to brow
your lipliner. I'd go, yeah, sure, yeah, because it's a
give or take, and I'm going to replenish my own,
and then you know that.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's there, they're not replied.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You're not my house every day and stealing my ship
and then leaving it somewhere and not ever giving it better.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You replenish your own ship to share with others. I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Am I a bad mum for laughing at her?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Just like at her, like out allowed at her. You're
not going to write perfect in front of her face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just laughing in a stressful situation, just laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So Amelia had work, she had macas and she set
her alarm, got up, got ready. She's pretty good like she.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
She knows, she knows what she's doing. Now. She got
a routine, Yeah, got a routine.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
She was all ready for work, and then something happened
last minute, which meant we were like rushing around and
Jay and I were both going to drop her at
work because we then had other errands and stuff to
run afterwards. So when we'll drop your work and then
off we go. Okay, all good. We're in the car
waiting for her. She's like come running out of the
(05:45):
house like all disheveled because she hates to be late
and she knows.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
She can't be late, she can't work. Yeah, she worked.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She jumped in the car.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
She's gone go go, go, go go.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
She's got shoes in her hand, and we have like
raced tamaccas and she's like, looking, we're hitting every red
traffic light. She was like, how long dragon, how are
we Am? I going to be there on time? And
she likes to be there five minute early. I was like, yeah,
we'll be there on time, don't worry. We have pulled
into the Macca's car park with two minutes to spare,
and I was like, Okay, you put your shoes on.
(06:14):
They can't walk in just with air uniform on show.
They have to put like a boody or a shirt
over the top as they walk in as probably just
as much for them as it is for the customers,
maybe not being able to like ask you questions okay
or something. Anyway, She's gone, put my shoes on, and
then I hear this like scream from the back seat.
(06:35):
She say, oh my god, Oh my god, Oh what's wrong.
I've got two left feet.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No, she's crapped.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Her and Holly have got the same shoes. She just
wears her school shoes to work. They've got the same shoes.
She's gone into the garage. She's grabbed two of the
four shoes. She grabbed two shoes and got two of
the same foot.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What happened right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I looked down at my shoes. I'm like, I'm wearing thongs.
I was like, can't wear thout walkings meccas in thongs.
I was like, I just went you you You're just
gonna have to wear them.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She went to work with you. You're a bad man.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I could not think of a wait. The first thing
I thought was looked down at my shoes. Am I
wearing anything that she could potentially borrow?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Dongs are like the worst thing I could have been wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Not for me. You're going to running errands.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You're not planning on going to work at McDonald's in
black leather shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm gathering.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
She's looking at me with this like what the fuck?
Please come up with a solution. She went, We have
to go home just it'd be a bit uncomfortable, but
just shuffling in two left feet. We went home, Rache,
(08:21):
we flawed it. We went all the way home. I
ran in and I was like, I don't know how
this is my problem. I ran in, grabbed the other
shoe we've got back in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
She was literally like.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Five minutes late, and I said, go in, apologize and
don't clock off. Exactly on the time you're supposed to finish,
stay and show that you'll make up the time. And
it was fine, but I did when I picked her up,
laugh a lot and said, I can't believe you grabbed
two left shoes, Like, why didn't you check that you
(08:56):
had both shoes? You will never do that again. That's
a lesson learned. But also, you know, I would have
laughed a bit watching her. Morgan sh I.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Kind of hope that the story was kind of angle
that way, that she had to like walk in with them,
but because it'd be like it would be like wearing
flippers to work, because I can't imagine. I don't feel
like we might have to try that as an experiment,
to try to left shoes on.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And then her fear was that everyone would be laughing
at her, which they probably.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Would have been. Yes, I would have had a good
laugh too.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I would have loved to see that I was doing
the same thing. I dropped Gracie off the other week
to dance. Oh my god, mom, I don't have my socks,
and I went, not my problem, you dance without socks.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
We've got fitness today too, And that's why I had
to bring those. And we've got hip hop and we've
got it, and you've got to have shoes and socks on.
Not my problem, because you need to take yours off.
I said, that is disgusting. I said, you don't want
my socks. I've just finished a session like at fit stuff.
You don't want my socks they're like drenched. She goes,
I'll have them.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I said, that's disgusting. I was like, my feet are
sweaty in them. I don't care, mom, I can't get
any trouble. I'm out the front of dance taking my
shoes and socks off.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So you then had to go home without socks on.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So I went home with those socks on.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
And then when I pick her up, she's in my
socks and her shoes, and I was like, oh. I
still went, oh, that's so fucked up, that's gross. But
for her, she's a twelve year old girl, so she
didn't really care.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, she doesn't care. And also, I think it's different
when it's like immediate family.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I mean, like that you are not wearing my wet socks.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No, I probably wouldn't have wanted to wear your wet socks. However,
if it was the last option, would I wear your.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Sweaty socks maybe better than sweaty under it?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Rach. We talk about lending our stuff to our kids,
like I've certainly been in situations where they've gone, please,
can I have your hairband? And I'm like, I've had to.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Take my hair, your hair out, every my hairs, everything
so disheveled.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And recne it's just and I'm like, here goes a hairband.
Do you know what I did once?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Rage?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
This was another work situation where she had bought her
uniform in the car and she got changed in the
car and went, oh my god, I don't have a bra,
so I can't go to work and put my shirt
and uniform on without a bra. I was like, oh
my god, for the love of God, I am in
the car riage. I have taken my bra off, like,
(11:29):
unclipped it at the back. I'm feeding it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Out the sleeve of my arm. Yeah. Take this.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Heah, here you go, here's a bra. I'm then bra
less in my forties after having two kids.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Daniel is there just down there. Tucked him into my waist.
Oh wait, babe, wear my bra. It's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Take it I don't need it, no,
Appod Shaped Production.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Welcome back to another episode about I Am Mad Mum podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
I look like a real true mum today.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
I sound like a true mum. But I really have
just been coaching for two days. Yeh, So I feel
like my voice is gone because of that, which is
like a mum voice when you're just screaming.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
All the time.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Yeah, because you've been taking classes at Fitstop.
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, i'd just done two days worth of classes. I
think it's like five classes a day just for the
morning session.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
Well, the sound of your voice makes me please that
I didn't do your class because I know that you would.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
Have been shouting at me.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I wasn't directly shouting at people that I do go
in there with the purpose, and the purpose is that
you work up a sweat to leave my class. I
haven't taken group fitness for months and felt I actually
got the nervous butterflies that I always talked to my
kids about.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I don't know why. I think it's because you're standing
up in front of a group.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
I always got nervous going to work when there was
something new happening done.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I also then, as we do jam pack the week,
I was a bit nervous about Elsie going off to camp,
so I was packing the last bit of her to
then get her ready the night before. Then I was
going to go and fill in for the classes the
next day, so I was also then packing for her,
saying goodbye. We had everything done, and then the Tuesday
(01:44):
morning was she was off to camp. I won't see
her now until Friday. I also got told on Tuesday
night that she then went through my cupboard to take
my shoes with her on camp because those can apparently
be trashed rather than her own. She took your shoe
my shoes. I bought her shoe shoes the other week.
(02:06):
They were size eight and a half. Katie my feet
a nine and a half. So she's gone from her
own shoes that are supposedly two ted. I actually think
they were a size six, but I told her no,
Jamie foot in, Jemmie foot in. It is three days
of camp. They're going to get trashed. It says that
you're doing hiking and water activities.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Just wear it.
Speaker 3 (02:27):
She'll leave them out where they're gonna go in the
bin as soon as you get home.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Just wear them and trash them.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Apparently I'm not there, so then Therefore it means take months.
Sam instructed her go into mum's cupboard and takes.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
He wanted an easy life in that morning because she
was complaining about her shoes. He can't be bothered to
deal with it. Take mum shoes, Mum shoes.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I'll replace mum.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
We'll worry about that later.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Thanks, fuck with How does mum feel? Does mum feel
about that? Well?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I feel like my cupboard's been violated. I don't want
to share my stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Oh you wait, oh you wait. You will be sharing
your stuff, I tell you what. You will get to
the point where you are so sick of not having
anything for yourself. I've got like a dressing table and
chair in our wardrobe. It's got shit, like there's stuff
there's not mine all over that desk. Makeup of mine
(03:22):
disappears from the drawer. No okay, they'll go, oh, Mom,
you got a new lip liner. I'm like, yes, I
got a new one, and I don't want it to
be moved from here.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Also, I know that I got a new lip liner,
so it doesn't actually say yours, no, don't touch it.
You also went through a stage, though, which I'm very
interested to know, is if it is still there. You
got yourself a lock box from Bunnings to put your
stuff in the Are we using your perfume, your makeup?
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, your hair brushes?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Everything.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
I went through a stage of putting it all in
the lock box, closing it up and it's clear so
they could see what they wanted, but they couldn't get
to it. I battled with that rate like. I battled
between stop using my staff, putting it in the lock box,
to going really, like, you love these kids, if it
was your friend, if it was you, you love for sure.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
I think because you know.
Speaker 3 (04:14):
That it doesn't come back, they're not replacing it, like,
so give or take. So for me, I asked to borrow, Hey, Katie,
can I borrow a little bit of makeup? And then
the role reverses and wh're somewhere else and you go, hey,
h oh my god, I just really need to brow
your lipliner. I'd go, yeah, sure, yeah, because it's a
give or take, and I'm going to replenish my own,
and then you know that.
Speaker 1 (04:34):
It's there, they're not replied.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
You're not my house every day and stealing my ship
and then leaving it somewhere and not ever giving it better.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
You replenish your own ship to share with others. I
don't get it.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Am I a bad mum for laughing at her?
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Just like at her, like out allowed at her. You're
not going to write perfect in front of her face.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Just laughing in a stressful situation, just laughing.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
So Amelia had work, she had macas and she set
her alarm, got up, got ready. She's pretty good like she.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
She knows, she knows what she's doing. Now. She got
a routine, Yeah, got a routine.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
She was all ready for work, and then something happened
last minute, which meant we were like rushing around and
Jay and I were both going to drop her at
work because we then had other errands and stuff to
run afterwards. So when we'll drop your work and then
off we go. Okay, all good. We're in the car
waiting for her. She's like come running out of the
(05:45):
house like all disheveled because she hates to be late
and she knows.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
She can't be late, she can't work. Yeah, she worked.
Speaker 2 (05:51):
She jumped in the car.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
She's gone go go, go, go go.
Speaker 2 (05:53):
She's got shoes in her hand, and we have like
raced tamaccas and she's like, looking, we're hitting every red
traffic light. She was like, how long dragon, how are
we Am? I going to be there on time? And
she likes to be there five minute early. I was like, yeah,
we'll be there on time, don't worry. We have pulled
into the Macca's car park with two minutes to spare,
and I was like, Okay, you put your shoes on.
(06:14):
They can't walk in just with air uniform on show.
They have to put like a boody or a shirt
over the top as they walk in as probably just
as much for them as it is for the customers,
maybe not being able to like ask you questions okay
or something. Anyway, She's gone, put my shoes on, and
then I hear this like scream from the back seat.
(06:35):
She say, oh my god, Oh my god, Oh what's wrong.
I've got two left feet.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
No, she's crapped.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
Her and Holly have got the same shoes. She just
wears her school shoes to work. They've got the same shoes.
She's gone into the garage. She's grabbed two of the
four shoes. She grabbed two shoes and got two of
the same foot.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
What happened right.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
I looked down at my shoes. I'm like, I'm wearing thongs.
I was like, can't wear thout walkings meccas in thongs.
I was like, I just went you you You're just
gonna have to wear them.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
She went to work with you. You're a bad man.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
I could not think of a wait. The first thing
I thought was looked down at my shoes. Am I
wearing anything that she could potentially borrow?
Speaker 1 (07:46):
No?
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Dongs are like the worst thing I could have been wearing.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Not for me. You're going to running errands.
Speaker 3 (07:53):
You're not planning on going to work at McDonald's in
black leather shoes.
Speaker 1 (07:57):
I'm gathering.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
She's looking at me with this like what the fuck?
Please come up with a solution. She went, We have
to go home just it'd be a bit uncomfortable, but
just shuffling in two left feet. We went home, Rache,
(08:21):
we flawed it. We went all the way home. I
ran in and I was like, I don't know how
this is my problem. I ran in, grabbed the other
shoe we've got back in the car.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
She was literally like.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
Five minutes late, and I said, go in, apologize and
don't clock off. Exactly on the time you're supposed to finish,
stay and show that you'll make up the time. And
it was fine, but I did when I picked her up,
laugh a lot and said, I can't believe you grabbed
two left shoes, Like, why didn't you check that you
(08:56):
had both shoes? You will never do that again. That's
a lesson learned. But also, you know, I would have
laughed a bit watching her. Morgan sh I.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
Kind of hope that the story was kind of angle
that way, that she had to like walk in with them,
but because it'd be like it would be like wearing
flippers to work, because I can't imagine. I don't feel
like we might have to try that as an experiment,
to try to left shoes on.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
And then her fear was that everyone would be laughing
at her, which they probably.
Speaker 1 (09:28):
Would have been. Yes, I would have had a good
laugh too.
Speaker 3 (09:32):
I would have loved to see that I was doing
the same thing. I dropped Gracie off the other week
to dance. Oh my god, mom, I don't have my socks,
and I went, not my problem, you dance without socks.
Speaker 1 (09:44):
Yeah I can't.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
We've got fitness today too, And that's why I had
to bring those. And we've got hip hop and we've
got it, and you've got to have shoes and socks on.
Not my problem, because you need to take yours off.
I said, that is disgusting. I said, you don't want
my socks. I've just finished a session like at fit stuff.
You don't want my socks they're like drenched. She goes,
I'll have them.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I'll take that.
Speaker 3 (10:05):
I said, that's disgusting. I was like, my feet are
sweaty in them. I don't care, mom, I can't get
any trouble. I'm out the front of dance taking my
shoes and socks off.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
So you then had to go home without socks on.
Speaker 1 (10:16):
So I went home with those socks on.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
And then when I pick her up, she's in my
socks and her shoes, and I was like, oh. I
still went, oh, that's so fucked up, that's gross. But
for her, she's a twelve year old girl, so she
didn't really care.
Speaker 2 (10:29):
No, she doesn't care. And also, I think it's different
when it's like immediate family.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
I mean, like that you are not wearing my wet socks.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
No, I probably wouldn't have wanted to wear your wet socks. However,
if it was the last option, would I wear your.
Speaker 3 (10:44):
Sweaty socks maybe better than sweaty under it?
Speaker 2 (10:48):
Rach. We talk about lending our stuff to our kids,
like I've certainly been in situations where they've gone, please,
can I have your hairband? And I'm like, I've had to.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
Take my hair, your hair out, every my hairs, everything
so disheveled.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
And recne it's just and I'm like, here goes a hairband.
Do you know what I did once?
Speaker 1 (11:06):
Rage?
Speaker 2 (11:06):
This was another work situation where she had bought her
uniform in the car and she got changed in the
car and went, oh my god, I don't have a bra,
so I can't go to work and put my shirt
and uniform on without a bra. I was like, oh
my god, for the love of God, I am in
the car riage. I have taken my bra off, like,
(11:29):
unclipped it at the back. I'm feeding it.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Out the sleeve of my arm. Yeah. Take this.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Heah, here you go, here's a bra. I'm then bra
less in my forties after having two kids.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Daniel is there just down there. Tucked him into my waist.
Oh wait, babe, wear my bra. It's okay.
Speaker 3 (11:55):
Take it I don't need it, no,
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Two Guys (Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers). Five Rings (you know, from the Olympics logo). One essential podcast for the 2026 Milan-Cortina Winter Olympics. Bowen Yang (SNL, Wicked) and Matt Rogers (Palm Royale, No Good Deed) of Las Culturistas are back for a second season of Two Guys, Five Rings, a collaboration with NBC Sports and iHeartRadio. In this 15-episode event, Bowen and Matt discuss the top storylines, obsess over Italian culture, and find out what really goes on in the Olympic Village.