April 15, 2025 • 11 mins
Rach sent her husband, Sam on an errand to pick up the birthday cake for Gracie's birthday. What could possibly go wrong you might ask??? You will be BLOWN AWAY with what happened!
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Apodiape Production.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Welcome back to another episode of Am I A Bad Mom?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's the question we continuously asked you in school holidays.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
School holiday fun, the fun zone of trying to entertain
your child every single day for two weeks straight. Yeah,
and then the complaints that come out of so bored.
Why you like the worst mum out of everyone. Yeah,
their mom's changing them to like the Australia Zoo.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You're like, why aren't we going on holidays? We can
go on holidays every time there's a school holiday. Just
before the school holidays, we celebrated your forty eight. I
was going to post something on the AMI Bad Mum
Instagram and then I thought I better just check with
rach that she's okay with this because it was a
(01:13):
big night. I mean, who starts a party at three pm?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I actually think it was a vibe. I think the
three pm start was a killer because like killer is
in positive because everyone was like obviously ramped up. But
then it was kind of like a day at the
races because you're home a bit earlier, so you feel.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, not that much earlier that this is the thing.
I think everybody thought, Oh if a party starts at three.
You know we're going to be home by nine. No, No,
didn't end up like that. We stayed there, We continued on.
We then went to another venue where I did put
something on my Instagram. Actually I filmed a little video
(01:53):
of we all ordered like cocktails and stuff, and then
very soon after that there were people falling off of chairs,
and then there was people like being really loud. Was
this one old couple who were trying to have dinner
in this particular place and we were like a bloody
cyclone came through the venue and very quickly the manager
(02:16):
came over to me and said, just let you know
responsible service of alcohol. We're not serving anyone cocktails apart
from me. Rage they gave me mine, stopped everybody else
from having them.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The look of utter disregard from I think everyone else
that had ordered one, and they just all stared at
you as you trying.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And I also really enjoyed it because I remember at
one point Laura was looking at me and she was like, but.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Where's my cocktail? I was like, you're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
One, as I was sipping my O I am my tea.
But you did do a lovely speech. Oh no, let
me just set the scene, Kate. So we're in Lefties
in Brisbane and you've got the whole of the downstairs
area for your party, and then upstairs on the balcony
(03:11):
there's another function that's happened with families with small.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Kids that was meant to be inside the front bar.
So like that whole upstairs area that was not for
families to be watching the onslaught of our party.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, it was like you were stood on stage giving
your speech and you had an audience of your friends
and family and then a bunch of kids upstairs. And
this is just a little part of the speech.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I love you guys, I loves Sorry about the trauma
up there, but I'm sorry. Also, this comes off the
back of me saying no, I don't want any speeches.
And then I look and then there's my brother who
doesn't drink, and he starts making a speech and I
(04:01):
was like, please stop. You know, when you're look and
you go please stop. This kind of one fold and
then it went from one to two to three to four.
I said, well, youse, make it stop anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And I was just watching you because you'd started doing
your speech and you're talking about you know, everybody coming
and all the rest of it. And then you started
swearing a lot, and then you looked up at the children,
because I was just like, sorry, number.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
One, where have you come from? Number two? Why are
you watching? This is not a stage show for children?
And number three? And then I got to a point
where I was like, Oh, I don't care, They're not
my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Probably worth mentioning at this point as well as not
only did you have a potty mouth in front of
all those young, innocent children, but you were also dressed
as Christina Aguilera in the dirty video with your ass out.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Am I a bad mum for sending my husband on
the birthday? Errand oh, never do that?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Never do that without like real clear instruction, Katie.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
This didn't need clear instruction. I had organized everything down
to the finest tea. And just for the record, the
same lady made three cakes and the other two cakes
didn't have this mishap. So all that one got told
was here's the address, be here at this time, drop
(05:37):
off this cash, pick up the cake, come home.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, pay for the cake. Yeah, bring the cake home.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That was all there was to it. Yeah, so he's
got given the cake. The cake now is in a
cake box which we all know is white, and some
of them have clear tops, so you can see straight
through to the cake that you've just purchased that is
now in both hands as you walk back to the
cake back to the car and then put the cake
(06:05):
with your two hands onto the seat, probably still watching
the cake with its.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Clear with its clear lid, which is a great idea
to make sure that the cake's looking alright as you
ordered it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So though, like when you're handing over a cake, like
you know, taking myself back into the cheesecake shop days
in my teenage years, we had to open the box
to be this is the right one? Are you happy
with this? And they go, yeah, why didn't the cake
lady do that?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, because I have bought many a cake from the
cheesecake and.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
They always do that. So then oh, mate, it comes home.
He's so happy, he's so happy. Look at me I
did the birthday errand cool mate, thank you for doing
that one job. I appreciate it. Just pop it in
the fridge. Pops in the fridge and then gets to
a certain point where one thinks to pull out cake
from fridge so that it's like of room temperature ready
(06:59):
to eat. When we've finished dinner. I look at the cake.
It fucking says happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I looked
because I went, what of that? Because it wasn't the
colors that I had ordered, nor did I have the
little cowgirl hat on it that i'd ordered. It also
(07:22):
says two names and not your daughter's name, you fucking imbecile.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I was like, hap birthday, Laila Abby.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Luckily I've got breathe at the house with me and
we were just literally having a quiet side Luckily she
was in the proximity of this cake and myself and him,
because I was ready to literally launch this cake at
him and go, you idiot, Not one moment in that
(07:57):
whole duration of that hour and a half drive to
and from getting the cake, did you damn at it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I can understand how this would happen if the lid
wasn't clear, did he not? I don't see he said
happy birthday Layla and Abby.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You know, to top this off, Katie, He turns to
me and goes, how do I know what color it was?
Because you ordered it?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But what about your daughter's name being Gracie?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Sorry, I can't remember the last time your daughter's name
changed to Layla and Abby instead of Gracie turns twelve?
What is wrong? How could this be my fault? Anyway?
Bree was losing her shit, laughing, but at the same
time she goes, oh my gosh, and she starts to
then prime problem solved. Don't worry, Rach like we can easily,
(08:48):
Like we can rub out the names and get another thing,
all right, Gracie, I said, I don't want to. I
didn't ask for a cake with bows. I paid for
extra disco bulls and cowgirl hat and twelve to be
on it. I didn't ask for these colors. I don't
even like this cake.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And the thing is is that you don't know what
cake is inside either, Like you could have tried to
make do removing Leyla and Abby's names, putting Gracieton's twelve
on there, putting up with the colors. Imagine if you
cut into it and it was carrot cake, and.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
He goes, that's fine, they'll eat it. It's cake. No,
I don't want carrot cake, I said. I let her
choose what flavor cake she wanted. And then are we
cut open and it's carrot cake? I said you fuck
with I said, get in the car and drive. And
so then I'm trying to wring the cake lady who
doesn't have a phone number on the thing because it's
through Instagram. And I'm like, I did say it look
(09:50):
like a mad stalker now because it's just like audio
coal audio coal, audio, like probably about twelve times. And
I said, you're going back. I don't care, and he's
looking at me, going, well, if you can't get onto it,
I can't swap the cake.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
How far away was the cake as well?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And Paddington, So thirty five minute dry there and then
thirty five minutes back and then she's like, I'm so sorry.
Could you return it? Yeah, of course you'd want me
to return it, because I've got somebody else's cake that
you need to pass on to somebody else. And she goes,
can I please like make it up to you. I
don't want any more cake after this. We've had three birthdays.
I don't want any more cake for the next three months.
(10:25):
I was like, but you can keep my husband, keep hand,
send me home the cake, and don't send home the husband.
Oh my god, this is awesome. It was clear.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I was like, clear, lid could you imagine though you
hadn't have looked at the cake first and realized, and
you'd finished dinner, and you'd gone to light the cans,
and you take it over.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I would have probably got
his head and ruined his daughter's birthday because I would
have smacked just head into the kate, you know, end
of birthday week, Katie. I'm done. I'm so done. I
have done everything. I have done this rigmarole now twice
this weeking one job
Apodiape Production.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Welcome back to another episode of Am I A Bad Mom?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
Podcast?
Speaker 2 (00:27):
That's the question we continuously asked you in school holidays.
Speaker 1 (00:31):
School holiday fun, the fun zone of trying to entertain
your child every single day for two weeks straight. Yeah,
and then the complaints that come out of so bored.
Why you like the worst mum out of everyone. Yeah,
their mom's changing them to like the Australia Zoo.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
You're like, why aren't we going on holidays? We can
go on holidays every time there's a school holiday. Just
before the school holidays, we celebrated your forty eight. I
was going to post something on the AMI Bad Mum
Instagram and then I thought I better just check with
rach that she's okay with this because it was a
(01:13):
big night. I mean, who starts a party at three pm?
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I actually think it was a vibe. I think the
three pm start was a killer because like killer is
in positive because everyone was like obviously ramped up. But
then it was kind of like a day at the
races because you're home a bit earlier, so you feel.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Well, not that much earlier that this is the thing.
I think everybody thought, Oh if a party starts at three.
You know we're going to be home by nine. No, No,
didn't end up like that. We stayed there, We continued on.
We then went to another venue where I did put
something on my Instagram. Actually I filmed a little video
(01:53):
of we all ordered like cocktails and stuff, and then
very soon after that there were people falling off of chairs,
and then there was people like being really loud. Was
this one old couple who were trying to have dinner
in this particular place and we were like a bloody
cyclone came through the venue and very quickly the manager
(02:16):
came over to me and said, just let you know
responsible service of alcohol. We're not serving anyone cocktails apart
from me. Rage they gave me mine, stopped everybody else
from having them.
Speaker 1 (02:30):
The look of utter disregard from I think everyone else
that had ordered one, and they just all stared at
you as you trying.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
And I also really enjoyed it because I remember at
one point Laura was looking at me and she was like, but.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Where's my cocktail? I was like, you're not allowed.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
One, as I was sipping my O I am my tea.
But you did do a lovely speech. Oh no, let
me just set the scene, Kate. So we're in Lefties
in Brisbane and you've got the whole of the downstairs
area for your party, and then upstairs on the balcony
(03:11):
there's another function that's happened with families with small.
Speaker 1 (03:16):
Kids that was meant to be inside the front bar.
So like that whole upstairs area that was not for
families to be watching the onslaught of our party.
Speaker 2 (03:26):
Yeah, it was like you were stood on stage giving
your speech and you had an audience of your friends
and family and then a bunch of kids upstairs. And
this is just a little part of the speech.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
I love you guys, I loves Sorry about the trauma
up there, but I'm sorry. Also, this comes off the
back of me saying no, I don't want any speeches.
And then I look and then there's my brother who
doesn't drink, and he starts making a speech and I
(04:01):
was like, please stop. You know, when you're look and
you go please stop. This kind of one fold and
then it went from one to two to three to four.
I said, well, youse, make it stop anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
And I was just watching you because you'd started doing
your speech and you're talking about you know, everybody coming
and all the rest of it. And then you started
swearing a lot, and then you looked up at the children,
because I was just like, sorry, number.
Speaker 1 (04:29):
One, where have you come from? Number two? Why are
you watching? This is not a stage show for children?
And number three? And then I got to a point
where I was like, Oh, I don't care, They're not
my kids.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
Probably worth mentioning at this point as well as not
only did you have a potty mouth in front of
all those young, innocent children, but you were also dressed
as Christina Aguilera in the dirty video with your ass out.
Speaker 1 (05:05):
Am I a bad mum for sending my husband on
the birthday? Errand oh, never do that?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Never do that without like real clear instruction, Katie.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
This didn't need clear instruction. I had organized everything down
to the finest tea. And just for the record, the
same lady made three cakes and the other two cakes
didn't have this mishap. So all that one got told
was here's the address, be here at this time, drop
(05:37):
off this cash, pick up the cake, come home.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
Okay, pay for the cake. Yeah, bring the cake home.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
That was all there was to it. Yeah, so he's
got given the cake. The cake now is in a
cake box which we all know is white, and some
of them have clear tops, so you can see straight
through to the cake that you've just purchased that is
now in both hands as you walk back to the
cake back to the car and then put the cake
(06:05):
with your two hands onto the seat, probably still watching
the cake with its.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Clear with its clear lid, which is a great idea
to make sure that the cake's looking alright as you
ordered it.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
So though, like when you're handing over a cake, like
you know, taking myself back into the cheesecake shop days
in my teenage years, we had to open the box
to be this is the right one? Are you happy
with this? And they go, yeah, why didn't the cake
lady do that?
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, because I have bought many a cake from the
cheesecake and.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
They always do that. So then oh, mate, it comes home.
He's so happy, he's so happy. Look at me I
did the birthday errand cool mate, thank you for doing
that one job. I appreciate it. Just pop it in
the fridge. Pops in the fridge and then gets to
a certain point where one thinks to pull out cake
from fridge so that it's like of room temperature ready
(06:59):
to eat. When we've finished dinner. I look at the cake.
It fucking says happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I looked
because I went, what of that? Because it wasn't the
colors that I had ordered, nor did I have the
little cowgirl hat on it that i'd ordered. It also
(07:22):
says two names and not your daughter's name, you fucking imbecile.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
I was like, hap birthday, Laila Abby.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
Luckily I've got breathe at the house with me and
we were just literally having a quiet side Luckily she
was in the proximity of this cake and myself and him,
because I was ready to literally launch this cake at
him and go, you idiot, Not one moment in that
(07:57):
whole duration of that hour and a half drive to
and from getting the cake, did you damn at it? Okay?
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I can understand how this would happen if the lid
wasn't clear, did he not? I don't see he said
happy birthday Layla and Abby.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
You know, to top this off, Katie, He turns to
me and goes, how do I know what color it was?
Because you ordered it?
Speaker 2 (08:24):
But what about your daughter's name being Gracie?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Sorry, I can't remember the last time your daughter's name
changed to Layla and Abby instead of Gracie turns twelve?
What is wrong? How could this be my fault? Anyway?
Bree was losing her shit, laughing, but at the same
time she goes, oh my gosh, and she starts to
then prime problem solved. Don't worry, Rach like we can easily,
(08:48):
Like we can rub out the names and get another thing,
all right, Gracie, I said, I don't want to. I
didn't ask for a cake with bows. I paid for
extra disco bulls and cowgirl hat and twelve to be
on it. I didn't ask for these colors. I don't
even like this cake.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And the thing is is that you don't know what
cake is inside either, Like you could have tried to
make do removing Leyla and Abby's names, putting Gracieton's twelve
on there, putting up with the colors. Imagine if you
cut into it and it was carrot cake, and.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
He goes, that's fine, they'll eat it. It's cake. No,
I don't want carrot cake, I said. I let her
choose what flavor cake she wanted. And then are we
cut open and it's carrot cake? I said you fuck
with I said, get in the car and drive. And
so then I'm trying to wring the cake lady who
doesn't have a phone number on the thing because it's
through Instagram. And I'm like, I did say it look
(09:50):
like a mad stalker now because it's just like audio
coal audio coal, audio, like probably about twelve times. And
I said, you're going back. I don't care, and he's
looking at me, going, well, if you can't get onto it,
I can't swap the cake.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
How far away was the cake as well?
Speaker 1 (10:04):
And Paddington, So thirty five minute dry there and then
thirty five minutes back and then she's like, I'm so sorry.
Could you return it? Yeah, of course you'd want me
to return it, because I've got somebody else's cake that
you need to pass on to somebody else. And she goes,
can I please like make it up to you. I
don't want any more cake after this. We've had three birthdays.
I don't want any more cake for the next three months.
(10:25):
I was like, but you can keep my husband, keep hand,
send me home the cake, and don't send home the husband.
Oh my god, this is awesome. It was clear.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I was like, clear, lid could you imagine though you
hadn't have looked at the cake first and realized, and
you'd finished dinner, and you'd gone to light the cans,
and you take it over.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Happy birthday, Layla and Abby. I would have probably got
his head and ruined his daughter's birthday because I would
have smacked just head into the kate, you know, end
of birthday week, Katie. I'm done. I'm so done. I
have done everything. I have done this rigmarole now twice
this weeking one job
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