November 25, 2024 • 47 mins
Gen Z pop icon Sabrina Carpenter has lyrics and dance moves that prudes hate (not us, obviously).
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Speaker 1 (00:11):
You're listening to a Mom and mea podcast. Mom and
Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that
this podcast is recorded on Hello, and welcome to Canceled,
The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse
(00:34):
Stephen and I'm Claire Stephens. And look, before we start,
we've got something sent to us yesterday. Okay, to the
canceled hosts that happened to be you and I to
the office. I haven't told you about it yet. Oh
my god. You're a physical thing, like a gift. Claire.
It's okay. I'm gonna give you some clues. Okay, it's
(00:54):
bigger than you, but you can lift it. Bigger than me,
but you can lift it balloon. And it's from Texas. Okay,
it's the weirdest shit that's ever happened. I still understand,
and I thought i'd bring it to you and maybe
you'd be able to explain. But we've got sent a
life size cut out from a mayor named Billy in Texas.
That's an image of the life size cutout. It came
(01:16):
with it. Claire, What does it say? It says, Hello, y'all,
I'm Billy Texas loves Claire and Tessie. Yeah, Billy sent
us a life size cut out of himself just to
be clear. You don't know Billy, right, I've never seen
that member. I don't know Billy, but I like Billy.
You like Billy, like I don't know what Anthrax is.
And I was like, is this made of Anthrapp? It's like,
(01:36):
you know, sometimes people will say, like a joke and
you're like, is that a joke we made? Yeah? You
know what I mean. Like, it's like, did we make
a joke about Billy from Tip because it's from Texas.
It's like, was it a joke we made four months ago? Yeah?
About a life size cutout of a man in jeans
and boots. Sounds like something we do. But telp me
to put it together because it's next to my desk.
(01:57):
Oh wow, it's actually next to my desk. And someone
delivered it to me and was like, this is for you.
What are you expecting? And I was like, not a
life size cutout Billy from Texas? Can we put it
in the CEO's office. Let's just haunt people like people
are at their working Yeah, and we put Billy behind
them like Billy's watching. He's always watching. I think if
Billy was here then we'd probably work a bit harder.
(02:19):
That reminds me that when we first started working at Mameya,
there was always a life sized cutout of whoever the
bachelor was. Yeah at the time, and that was quite lovely.
I remember feeling nervous as I walked Pastor. But he's sexy.
How expensive would it be to get a life sized
cut out of yourself and send it from Texas? Yeah?
The two girls who don't get the joke, I'm all
for it. Billy, that is great quality banter. It's great,
(02:44):
It's great. Wow. Okay, if anybody understands what Billy's trying
to say, we are all you? Who were all is
you are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants
are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings are final. Claire,
(03:07):
today we are talking about Sabrina carpent Nice. Oh, I
didn't invent espresso. The song is espresso. You don't own espresso.
It's what's so crazy, Like this is the part of
(03:27):
me that feels like an idiot every time I see
like a cafe. There's just a sign that says espresso,
and I'm like, yeah, Like I learned about wanker the
hard way. I learned about wanker when the first time
I came to London, someone on the street like ran
past me and like yell like why. And I was
like someone called me a wanker. Like I feel like
I really lived the London experience, so you don't really
(03:47):
say wanka. Even bloody hell is sort of like hell.
It's sort of like a lot scandalized in the Catholic
church a little with father. I gotta go, girl, gotta
gotta go, gotta go, asking baby, pleasease, please please. Sabrina
Capentat was born in nineteen ninety nine. Oh wow, how
old does it? Mike hold On twenty f minus nine,
(04:08):
twenty five. Yeah. She is a singer and an actress
and a small person. She is four eleven, which I
believe is your height one hundred and fifty two centimeters. Yes,
is that your end? You know who else is that high?
Kylie Mino And allegedly, allegedly, I just tried to say,
(04:29):
how you fit that many curves on such a short body.
I was just I pressed bullshit. We have spoken in
the past about celebrities who love being tiny. Ariana Grande
personality trait. Ariana Grande is very much pick me up,
put me in a box. She likes being in a box,
starts being in a suitcase. As tiny girls do. They
(04:49):
love a picture on Instagram where they're in a suitcase
in a small box. Yeah, hiding under something. They love
to be picked up and held like a baby. And
it's like here I am in a bookshelf. How yeah
you fit in there? Yeah? Okay, so very that. I
was telling Mum the other day that I remember in
like you're eight, being picked up by someone and placed
in a garbage behind. And the point of the story
(05:10):
that I was telling one was and I didn't consider
that bullying. I think that was bullied. You should have.
I think I was being bullied. My point is that,
compared to Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande is andre the Giant.
She's Andrea the Giants. How tall She's one hundred and
fifty four centimeters. Wow, so I'm not so little anymore?
(05:30):
Ah we Ariana. Well, you know what short people love
doing looking up at tall people and going, you're so tall?
They like to mention it. I'm so weird all. I'm
so weirdle Anyway, Sabrina was homeschooled like our good friend
Billie Eilish the other week, and when she was ten,
she began posting videos on YouTube of her singing Adele
and Christina Aguilera songs. She loves the song is it
(05:52):
called Beautiful Beautiful? That one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She
likes that song, so it's good for her vocal range.
Her dad built her a recording studio to support her
passion for music. When I was ten, I don't talk
about this enough. Dad threw out my bike because he
didn't think I was using it enough. I knew it
in like a week, and he thought it was clutter. Okay,
(06:12):
there's a child's bike. That's a child's bike. I'm just
saying that. At the same age, mister Carpenter is over
here building studio and my dad's going, what is this shit?
And he's just throwing out my teddy bears, throwing out
my desk, setting fire to my books. He didn't, but
I remember being like that age and thinking maybe I
can sing. Okay. I just remember the look on mom's
(06:35):
face and I said, Mom, do you think I can? Yeah?
We all record it, and she said, and I quote, well,
we're not going to be a professional. She said to
me that I had to stop doing the CHRILLI thing
with my voice because I was trying to be like
Brittany and I'd be like, she was like, don't do that.
We need a moment's silence for the mothers have to
listen to the daughters who think they can side, because
(06:56):
there comes an age where you lift your eyebrows and
you go, am I a child prodigy and the mother
has to say, kindly, absolutely sing less, sing less, it's
not your thing. It's not your thing. You'll have a
thing but this, but the saying it's going to take
a few more years to find your thanks. At ten,
she placed third in a competition called the Next Miley
Cyrus Project, which was run by Miley Cyrus. And at twelve,
(07:20):
she appeared in Lauren Order SVU. And if you think
I didn't spend some time finding that footage, you would
be very very wrong. I'm a busy lady. But time
spent on YouTube typing in Sabrina Carpenter Lauren Order SVU
is time well spent.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Air Paula. Anything you can tell me could start this
man from hurting another little girl. I just want you
to know you can talk to me. Are you testing me?
She said, people would test me, to try to check
me to tell it, and if you told anyone, he
would hurt you, me and daddy. He only said that
(08:00):
to carry you. I can protect you and I will
protect you, but you have to tell me something about it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But what about the letter? What letter? Firstly, she's brilliant. Secondly,
the scripting, no notes. Sadly, of course, the badman told
you not tell anyone. Fourthly, little did that actor know
who he was acting beside he thought, oh, it's just
a little girl. No Carpenter, No it is. She doesn't
(08:32):
look like Sabrina Carpeter. She looks like any other little
girl on television. And then later on she goes because
I kept watching because I was like, this is research,
and then I was like, fucked is a letter? Yeah?
And I was like that's not relevant at that point,
it's not relevant. Okay, Well, my apparently he's going to
protect her though, well, my TikTok is full of video.
Everyone's like, oh, you on Beyonce conspiracy theory, TikTok you
(08:53):
on this. No, the TikTok I'm on is clip from
SPU that makes you so curious. You click on the
original account and then it has an arrow that's like
see the video you just watched, and then you click
on the next one and before you know it, you
I challenge anyone to watch five minutes of an episode
(09:14):
of SPU and turn off. Yeah, go on, you can't
be done. She was then cast in a Disney Channel
show called Girl Meets World, and she from there released
a bunch of albums, some were Christmas songs lovely I
think we At this point, she'd also mention that she
is the niece of Bart Simpson, what and Nelson and
Ralph Wigham. Okay, so the voice that does Nancy cart
(09:36):
right is her father? Oh wow, Yeah, came up in
the news quite recently. Yeah, how interesting. Yeah, no it is.
What does her father do? I don't know. He builds
recording studios for his daughter. Yeah, and I don't have
much more information, but she's like, oh yeah, we work
in the entertainment industry. Not the same because she's just like,
I'm not an EPO baby scrup in like Pennsylvania or something.
(09:56):
Then in mid twenty twenty three, it was announced that
she would be the opening act of the Taylor Swift's
Eras Tour, and from there she kind of exploded. I went,
this is great because Claire went to the Eras tour
and she'll be able to tell me what Sabrina Carpent
tours list? What was Sabrina Carpenter? Li, we missed Sabrina Carpenter.
We're a silly support act. Scheduled our evening so that
(10:19):
that is when we'd be eating fried food from a
truck side, so you didn't see any Sabrina Castle zero.
Sabrina Carpenter. She wasn't a thing. Then she's become a
thing since. Yeah. I think that's the thing about support
acts is that often they're on the rise. Yeap, and
you missed her. I don't know. I don't remember there
being a whole lot of fuss. I remember there being
(10:41):
a bit of fast by people who were in the know.
The young people knew who she was, and she got
a bit of support. M My structure for today is
as follows love Triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy
named Josh, Love Triangle with Camilla Cabeo and Sean Mendez.
An incident inside a church and being too sexy. Okay,
A love triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy named
(11:03):
Josh all right. In twenty nineteen, Olivia Rodrigo meets a
lovely boy named Josh Bassett, and the extent to which
I have never seen or heard of this person in
my life cannot be overstated. Do you know what a
Josh Bassett is? No, this is I will say. You've
seen that face. I've got a photo just for context.
Totalver seen him, totally nondescript brunette young man. Yeah. I
(11:28):
heard someone say that like Disney farms them, Yes, like
men that look exactly like this. He's an Ai Disney.
There's a Disney farm. Yeah, and they make young boys
who all look the same with their like, you know,
perfect little boyish features. Yes. The only thing I will
say is, I don't know anything about the story you're
about to tell me, but I believe it. The reason
I believe it is because in the kind of structure
(11:51):
of my mind. Yeah, I think Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor
Swift are sworn enemies. Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. Oh.
I believe that there are Olivia Rodrigo lyrics that are
thought to contain some shade about well, I don't know
how she's fit any to make shade about Taylor Swift
when there was so much shade in hilyrics about Thrida Carpenter.
(12:13):
Oh wow, yeah, well I was just going to say
that it checks out that Sabrina Carpenter is team Taylor
Swift in opposition to Olivia Robs. Okay, so that's not
like relevant. I just thought, Okay, all right, so Josh
Bassett and Olivia Rodrigo, Olivia Rodrigo will get to this,
but Driver's License excellent? How does it go?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Claire?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Producer? May you overlay with a beach? You do know
Olivia Rodrigo's song?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
This is my point?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay. Now, they obviously met on the site of High
School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. I wish
I was making that title up, but I'm not a repeat.
High School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. And anyway,
Rodrigo was sixteen, Bassett was eighteen when they met, and
they were the Gabriella and Troy of High School Musical
(13:09):
So they're Vanessa Hudgens and they are that Zachron Yep.
Apparently they had amazing chemistry. They were all over each
other's instagrams and they even wrote a song together. And
in twenty twenty, Rodrigo says stuff like he is my
best friend. In those scenes, you know, we weren't acting.
Apparently they're improving talking about their own life and their
own connection. So they never officially confirmed they're in a relationship,
(13:32):
but it is just assume that they are. In July
of that year, So July of twenty twenty, our friend
Josh is spotted at a Black Lives Matter protest with
one Sabrina Carpenter. Interesting place for a day, I know,
I know, it's like, why didn't you invite me the
Black Lives Matter protest? And it's like, honestly, it's not
an invite. Things he could have gone. Yeah. A month
(13:54):
after that they're spotted together, Rodrigo posts a TikTok about
a failed relationship, so it's assumed that her and this
Josh had broken up. In it, she's eating a muffin
while a song from High School Musical the musical series
is playing at the top. But she's eating a muffin
And what's hard about explaining jen z In fuse is it.
(14:15):
There's a lot of that, yeah, and it's a rich text,
and then there's just all these comments kind of analyzing
what it means. Yeah, right, It's like, yeah, she's lip
syncing a song by this person while eating a muffin
while crying, with a caption that doesn't make sense, And
I'm like, hmm, can someone else de code for me? Then,
as if things can't get any worse for Rodrigo, Sabrina
(14:36):
Carpenter and this Josh post a picture of them in
matching Halloween costumes that year, right, so clearly they are
an item. They dressed as Shark Boy and Lava Girl,
which is such a young person thing to you. I
was gonna be like, how picture not quite there? No mind.
A few months later, Josh's being interviewed on a podcast
and he says that Olivia Rodrigo is really wonderful. They
(14:57):
spent a lot of time together offset and she is
and here I quote he's homie and everyone's they definitely
split up. Then, in January twenty twenty one, Olivia Rodrigo
releases a so named driver's license. Continue I will add
something afterwards, Okay, I'm just going to read you a
lyric from driver's License, and you're probably with that blonde
(15:22):
girl who always made me doubt. She's so much older
than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. She's everything I'm
in secure. Sabrina is blonde, and she's four years older
than Olivia. I mean, is that so much older? Yes,
when you are only like twenty, no, seventeen, she was
(15:43):
so young because she's only got her license. Josh then
releases a song about lying, and I could go into that,
but I don't care. He's like, he released a song
that's like lie, Lie, Lie, you lie, and I'm like, Josh,
sit down, sit down, because Sabraina has a new song
out and it's called Skin. So in twenty twenty one,
she released a song called Skin, and in it she sings,
(16:05):
maybe you didn't mean it, maybe blonde was the only rhyme,
Like why you put the word blonde in your song?
But it's like Sabrina, Olivia didn't rhyme blonde with anything. Yeah,
it was a detail she could have changed because she said,
you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt.
She's so much olive me. She's everything it's cure about
blonde was not a rhyming one. No, could have been brunette.
(16:27):
Oh it wouldn't have sounded as good. No. Then she said,
don't drive yourself insane. We riss a song. I don't know.
We ascribe a lot of intelligence slash snark slash meaning
to lyrics that a were not written by these people
(16:49):
and b were not thought about that much. You know
who's having a feud with himself. It's Maxi Martin. All
the songs, and he's like, everyone's having a feud because
me feel complicated. I reckon. He's just got a really
thick book of feuds. But he's like, I'm gonna throw
(17:11):
in a redheady. Yeah, I'm just gonna throw in something
like I reckon. He is the master of all the few,
and all these people are like Wow, everyone's saying I'm
funing with Sabrina Carpenter, and then Sabrina Carpenter's like, I'm
FUNI with. They're all writing their own music. I don't
know if Max I don't know about this. Josh Bassett,
(17:33):
Josh Bassett ain't writing his own thing. He was like,
write a song, put the word lie in it three times.
That was clearly his brief anyway, So Sabrina releases Don't
drive Yourself and say dah da da da. Then Olivia
only a few days later, post an Instagram story where
she is singing Taylor Swift song Ready for It while
in her car. She sings the words I see nothing better.
I keep him forever like a vendetta. I see how
(17:54):
this is gonna go alone? Ireland breeze lights go down.
No one has to know which people was a nod
to the drama between the three. I'm confused. Sabrina then
says that actually, this skin song wasn't a dis track,
and I love how these people are. Like what they
(18:15):
do is they put clear details that are going to
bait people, and they're like, Molivia Odrigo, I'm gonna have
your sloppy seconds, Olivia, yes, And then they're like, what
you're reading too much into it? Well, no, the thing
is that it's really subtle stuff and everybody's just spending
too much time online. No, no, I think it's distracks.
(18:39):
Then Sabrina and Josh write a song together, but at
this point Josh's getting annoyed because he says that all
of this drama is overshadowing their music careers, and I
heard this commentator, not a commentator, I don't know, someone
with a podcast, being like, these two women have really
amazing careers on their own, and you're just looking at
the context of their relationship to a man. And this
(19:02):
commentator yelled, you little bitch, called him a little bitch,
and I was like, I know, I think gets a
good point. It's like, what's always interesting with that is
it's like this person's really angry Josh Bassett. It's like,
we don't even know who that is. I like, do
(19:22):
you know who that is? No, but this song that
they wrote together, Sabrina and Josh that ended up pulling
it because Josh said that it was just creating too
much drama. No offense, Josh, but you need the drama.
Do you have a lot going on without that drama?
He realized that pretty quick. Someone asked him how he
feels about driver's license and he was like, I haven't
been able to face it. I haven't even been able
to process it. Okay, so it is about him, yeah,
(19:45):
and he kind of suggested that he hasn't listened right,
and it's like, literally, try not to listen to driver's
license for a day, it's impossible. In May twenty twenty one,
Josh then came out as part of the LGBT community.
I think it's assumed that that's around when him and
Sabrina broke up. But then Josh got bored of not
singing about his exes, so he released a song called Crisis,
with the lyrics if you get to tell the truth,
(20:08):
then so do I. And it's cool if you want
me to play the bad guy. But don't you dare
act like I did. I love it. Okay, Josh, you're
confusing everyone. Yeah, he's writing to Olivia, Yeah, who was
his first love, and saying, you told your truth, I'm
ready to tell mine. But he hasn't told. No, you
(20:29):
haven't told us any details. But you're saying that's not
the whole truth. Talk a lot about half truths. Also,
he told me interviewer that Olivia hadn't spoken to him
since Driver's License, the last thing I heard. He released
another song about messing with my career lah lah lah
blah blah blah. And it's so funny because I've heard
the song Driver's License, I've heard the song Everything by
(20:51):
Sabrina Coverter, I just have not heard your songs, so
when they come out, it's very like and then you
lied to me and you wrote driver's license and I
didn't like it, and it's like I just don't. It's
not a lot of beat. No, And what's funny about
this when they say like dis track blah blah blah.
That was all stuff that started in like the rap community,
and so it was people doing rap battles and stuff.
(21:12):
But is I now start like that is not a distrack?
Disney Stars being like that's a bat You're a blonde shit.
And then Sabrina wrote a song about being called a
home wrecker and it's like you are all fourteen. No
one is wrecking homes. Where are the children? You are
the children who are being all need to live at home.
(21:36):
You need to go home. It's like, did you ruin
somebody's family home that they grew up in? It's maybe
I don't recker, mean no, no, I mean it's like
if she's a home wrecker. Yeah, and Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah,
four kids, who's home he broke up? You didn't. It's
just Josh Bassett, who himself is a child to himself child.
(22:00):
There's more, but I physically cannot read out any more lyrics.
I just wanted to go back to what you said
about driver's licenses very beginning, I believe, and I have
this on music industry gossip. Yeah, I think she was
sitting on driver's license for a while. That wasn't like
a current song. She was, But the lyric was Brunette
changed it to blonde. Really, Yes, I read it somewhere. Okay,
(22:28):
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Teas and Seas apply Love Triangle Dos with Camilla Cabeo
(23:54):
and Sean Mendes. Sabrina Carpenter is a Love Triangle girly,
a singer named Camilla Cabeo who sings that Havana song.
You know that Havana? Uh no Na. So me and
my husband have a joke. Will this translate? We have
a joke that your dog Caesar dressed in a bikini. Nope, no,
(24:17):
you go okay, you went away for a while and
Caesar had to support himself. This is how the narrative goes.
It didn't actually happen, but he went and he joined
a club and he danced in a bikini to this
song for money, and it didn't go well because it
doesn't good in a bikini. In fact, he has some
tumors and people threw dollar notes at you. Yeah, but
(24:42):
we always sing Hanana yes. And then he's like, oh,
it's something like my mum and dad left me. We
went away for like two like it wasn't abandonment was
talking about. Were simply don't know. But he did have
to dance at the club anyway. Seawn Mendes sings There's
nothing holding me back. Everyone knows what Shawn men does.
(25:02):
I had to google it. I had to go to
my Spotify and type in their names, so then go
to most popular songs. Sean Mendes is very wholesome. Yeah, No,
I like Seanna Meta's great face. I believe he's Canadian
and not American. Okay, like Bieber, I get them all
mixed up with the choice of Varne he is. I'm
gonna learn the choice of ar Me too. Okay. No,
(25:25):
they've been on and off this Camilla and Sean. There
are going to be genzas that are very mad because
I've not provided enough context. But the problem with these
relationships is that there are too many details and not
enough plot. There are so many details, and I do
not understand the narrative or broadly who a lot of
these people are. Yeah, where did Sean Mandez come from?
(25:47):
I just imagine all the Disney farm yea. Anyway, It's
February twenty twenty four and Sean and Sabrina are seen
leaving a party together, right okay. Insiders say they're seeing
each other, However, Sean denies it. Then by April, he
is back with Camilla as if Sabrina didn't even happen.
(26:07):
He basically breaks up with Miller, is seen with Sabrina
for a very short period of time, boomed back with
Camilla now. There are allegations that Sabrina's new album Short
and Sweet contains references to her relationship with Sean Mendes.
In the song Taste, she sings, I heard you're back together,
and if that's true, you'll just have to taste me
when he's kissing you. In another song off the album
(26:30):
called Coincidence, Sabrina added last week, you didn't have any doubts.
This week you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth.
Then the bridge of the song sounds like a nod
to Camilla and Sean kissing at Coachella in twenty twenty three.
She sings, what a surprise, your phone just died. Your
car drove itself from la to her thighs. Palm Springs
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looks nice, but who's by your side? Damn it? She
looks kind of like the girl you outgrew. On the
track dumb and poetic, she sings about a man who
is into self help books, and she jokes, save all
your breath for your floor meditation. I promise the mushrooms
aren't changing your life. And I was like, okay, stretch,
why would that be Sewn Mendez? But then fans were
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like at a London show, like earlier that year, Shawn
Mendez was talking to the audience and he said that
he was going through a lot and exploring things. I
don't know if anyone here has ever tried mushrooms, but
it's a crazy thing. So it's like something that was
in the headlines at the time. Okay, but I will
say that description probably applied to most men under the
age of thirty. See the thing about being twenty five
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as you've not dated how much? And when you've got
a mine in your life for content but you've not
lived a lot of it and everyone knows you were
just with Sean. It's probably about Sean. What if it's
written by Max? Then Back in June, so this is
before Sabrina's album came out, Camilla released a song called
June Gloom with the lyrics She's cool I heard, won't
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act surprised. I saw the pictures. If she's so amazing,
why are you on this side of town? If you
like her so much? What are you here trying to
find out? And a few days after Sabrina drops Taste,
Camilla is lip syncing these lyrics on TikTok, which is
apparently like a nod to like the whole thing to
the whole thing. No no, no, wait, she's lip syncing
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Sabrina Carpenter lyrics. No no, no, she's lip syncing her own
lyrics from a song that she wrote prior, which is
referring to Sprina Carpenter and Sean Mendes. Okay, but to
be clear, Camilla is no longer with Shawn mender Okay,
I'm very confused. Okay, well this should clear it up.
Then Camilla is performing on stage. She is singing the
(28:42):
song Senorita, which she wrote with Shawn Mendees. Okay, I
think the other confusing things. I don't know any of
these songs, but okay, okay, so her and Sean did
this song together, and she's on stage. I only know
justin Timberlakes. I know me too. I was like, is
this a cover of Senorita? When the word taste came up,
so it was like in the lyrics, like she's meant
(29:02):
to say the word taste, she just doesn't say it
and looks at the audience because taste is song. God,
it's just so cold, like you'd think that she might
just be like, oh I hate Sabrina Carpenter. But it's
all these subtle little clues. It's like maybe she was swallowing.
I know, because she made a face. This is precisely
(29:24):
how I would behave if I was dumped and I
was their age. I don't know, I think i'd be
more obvious. It's all like a code. It's all a code.
I think they're trying to be like Taylor Swift. Everyone's
trying to be Taylor's and they're like need an Easter egg.
But because they're so weird and they're so on TikTok,
they're like an easter egg. Hmm. I'm gonna mouth my
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own lyrics from six months ago, and it's like, I
don't get it. Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm watching, I'm here,
I'm into it. I'm you just mouthing your own lyrics,
which is what everyone does on this line. I don't know.
I don't know what the lyrics are about. Did you
write them? Yeah? I have a lot of questions. Importantly,
Sabrina is now understood to be dating Barry Kyogan of
salt Burn Fans. Ah, yes that I do know. She's lovely, lovely,
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but we know she's a triangle girly. So who's the
third point on the triangle, Jess. We don't know yet.
I don't know. But that's fun. That is fun. There'll
be another point, an incident in a church, Claire, are
you even a female pop star if you don't get
an official complaint from God himself? Oh wow? Remember Katy Perry?
(30:29):
Oh yes? And how a nun's last words with something
like Mikey she died, which is really sad. But Katie
was trying to take her house by paying for it,
which I guess is buying your house, but the nuns
didn't want her to happen. Just go listen to the
Katy Perry episode if you're confused. So, Sabrina releases the
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music video for a song called Feather. The idea is
that she kills a bunch of crap men throughout this
mil clip. She's in a lift, for example, and this
man like takes a photo up her skirt and then
she turns around and then she gets his tie and
like puts it through the like you know when the
lift doors open, like takes his tie. Then the lift
doors close, and then he goes up and like it
loses his head or whatever. Like it's really violent and
(31:11):
it's meant to be kind of like revenge on men, right,
But then for about the last third of the video clip,
she appears in a funeral themed scene inside a church.
One of the coffin says, rip bitch on it. She's
in a lovely black frock but it's just shirt because
she doesn't have any pants on. Oh, so she got
stockings on, but she doesn't really have any pants, but
(31:32):
she has a veil on for modesty because it's ceneral. Now, unfortunately,
the priest who approved the video, his name is Jamie Gigantiello.
He did get dismissed. What's sad because he was just
a bit of a supreme carpenter. What I love this, Sabrina,
I love this. I think this is really creative. I
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have been following your love triangle situations with joy, and
God annoints you. God says you go forth and slay,
go forth and slaves as Paul who the Corinthians said,
go forth and slay, and then there's holy water on it.
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And because she sayan He apologized to the church community
via their Facebook page. I can't believe say you're fight
he did. He did get fired. Well, Claire, there was
more to it. Jamie is an interesting character. I'll say
that he apologized to the church community on their Facebook page.
Loves a bit of Facebook, and he said he was
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simply trying to connect with the youth. He wrote, the
parish staff and I were not aware that anything provocative
was occurring in the church, nor were we aware that
faux coffins and other funeral items would be placed in
the sanctuary because there were a lot of like where
kind of the altar, you know, the table where they
like blessed, like there was a lot of irp, bitch.
I guess it's like my question to the priest would be,
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wasn't it your job to know? It turns out that
the Diocese of Brooklyn was like, where do I investigation
on Jamie. He didn't count on that. Jamie did not
count on that because they looked into the request made
by Carpenter, and Carpenter's team were very clear about what
they were doing to do in that church. Sabrina will
not be wearing pants. Sabrina will be doing catwalk down
(33:22):
the aisle. Sabrina will have a look in her eye
that she's thinking about humping the altar, that she won't,
but she'll wink. Okay, now your church will be desecrated.
Will be desecrated. Yes, So look, it looks like Jamie,
father Jamie let's call them, got a bit excited and
said yes to the lady with no pants. Okay, it's
(33:44):
a bit stupid because it's like they could just built
a set. It didn't need to be an actual church. Jane. Well,
they wanted it to be this church in New York.
Sabrina was asked about it. You know what she said,
what Jesus was a carpenter. She didn't. She did not
sligh slay Sabrina slay. Wow. Yeah, and then I think
that she's irrelevant. Then she got in a little bit
(34:05):
of trouble. The next time she was asked about it,
she ran away. Okay. Now Jamie does seem like an
interesting fellow. He posted on Facebook a lot about his
trip to the Vatican, and allegedly he likes to party.
Oh yeah, he does like to party. Now he is
still allowed to say Mass occasionally. Okay, So he hasn't
been fully ex communicado. No, No, he lost his job.
(34:27):
I think every now and then he just appears. Okay.
I think he's fame hungry. He wrote a book, okay,
but he needs a new job. Yeah. I think he
could be big on TikTok. This brings us to Sabrina
being too sexy. There's a slight moral panic about how
sexy Sabrina Carpenter is, and she does a lot of
sexy things in public, such as looking the way that
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she will yes without a pets On. So she was
at a concert recently and she went behind a curtain
and her shadow so you could just see her shadow
sort of emulated sex with a dancer, Like she lays
there and she puts her legs in the air and
it like kind of looks like they're having sex. I
thought it was quite cool visually, but a bunch of
people had a winge on the internet because they said
(35:10):
it's an all ages concept and a lot of her
fans are younger. Then at the twenty twenty four VMA's
Sabrina performed three songs, which was a really big deal,
and during taste, she paused and she made out with
an alien. Okay, have these people never heard of Britney Spears,
Christine the Cyber, the time Britney kissed Madonna like well,
(35:31):
In fact, Britney came out about this. She watched Sabrina
kiss an alien and she said should have kissed a girl.
Turns out the alien was a girl. But people found
it inappropriate and tasteless. They thought it was quite confronting
because children were watching. They seemed really confronted by the
alien element. Yeah, she didn't actually kiss anyone. It was
a garret it was a character, somebody in a costume.
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There has been moral panic about pop stars since Elvis.
That's what mum will tell me. Oh my mom didn't
like me watching Elvis because of how we sure kiss
here it was, it was arousing. Yes, have you heard
of the term puritine? No? But can I guess what
it is? Yeah? A teenager, specifically American, Yeah, who wants
(36:13):
to save themselves a marriage. It is a portmanteau for
purity and teen And apparently there's like this movement infiltrating
the Internet. And here's an example of a tweet by
purityin I'm sorry, but am I the only one that's offended?
This is about Sabrina Carpenter being Sabrina Carpter, Like, why
is she being disgusting sexually in front of children? I'm
(36:34):
seventeen and this is in Capitals afraid of Sabrina Carpenter? Ah, Okay,
what is she afraid of? And what she's scared of?
You're panicking and you need to take a back unnecessarily.
Do we think our concerts are full of children? I
think there might be some children. So a bunch of
articles have reported like what celebrities have appeared at Sabrina
(36:58):
Carpenter's most recent concerts to give you a sense of
the demographic, because I'm like, do kids even go? I
don't know who would I imagine like gen Z's sure,
maybe people between twenty you know who go? Not the
dad ticket? Yeah, but Northwest Seys stuff on TikTok. You
know what I mean? What she being protected from? Yeah,
here are some celebrities who went Katie Perry. They've got
(37:20):
the nun thing in common, ye, John Mayer, Sarah Michelle Geller,
Kendall Jenner, Halee Bieber, Kara Delavin, Noah Cyrus, Carlie ray Jepson,
and even Blue Ivy. But no Beyonce. Wow, letting me
triple check the aid isn't Blue Vy? She is twelve
years old? Wow? Twelve years old on her own unsupervised?
(37:42):
Oh my goodness. I don't think she turned up on
her own, totally on her own, just without mum. Yeah,
but it does go to show that demo, that demo.
How would Blue Ivy feel about sexual innundo? I think
she's seen it from mum. I do I think she's
I think it's my mom wrote an album about how
my dad. She did on her, so I'm pretty familiar
(38:04):
with sex. The other thing I would ask that Puruitine
is have you followed the Jonas brother's journey from being
about purity purity ranks to being naughty? Because that's where
we all go, that's where we all end up. Two
other things that I just like to add about Sabrina
Carpenter that I've seen on TikTok. Yeah. One is people
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like that when she speaks, she doesn't have a baby voice.
She has quite a deep voice. She has quite a
commanding voice the era of like pop star. And then
she's interviewed and she's like instead, Sabrina Carpenter's like yeah, what,
She's quite like funny and ironic. She's described herself as
vulgar and maybe horny, just so weird anyway. The second
(38:49):
thing is have you seen the thing about Disney knees? No? Okay,
they say that there's a certain way that every Disney
star dances. Yes, because of how they're trained. How they're trained,
and let me show you, Sabrina. I think kind of
imagine it. It's like someone who did dancing as a
young girl has a way of holding herself. Yes, but
(39:11):
it's more than that. Okay, show me. Is it the
little thing where they go in Yeah? Yeah, so it's
like a little Disney dance move. Yeah, she dances in
a certain way. That's very Disney. I find that interesting.
Most Disney stars dance with their knees. It is time
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for charges and sentences. My charge is a really easy one.
It's getting Jamie Gigantiello in trouble when all he did
was say yes to her when she asked to borrow
his church. Well, that's not all he did, because then
he lied well to that. I say, was she celebrating
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the death of people that had been murdered in his church? Yes?
Is is she doing a lot of winking on the altar? Also? Yes?
Are there some bright colored some may say fun looking coffins? Yes?
And is she wearing pants? No? She forgot Okay, I
like it. I think that he's a victim in all
(40:27):
of this. What did happen is a spotlight was then shon,
A light was shown on him. They did some investigating,
and there were weird ties to a mayor who got indiceted. Okay.
The thing about Jamie is I think he liked the
film clip. I think he bopped along and he went,
I'm proud to be associated with this. And then he
started getting called out and he said, I have no
(40:48):
idea what we all do at work. Yeah, but we
all do. Yeah, what do we do? We pick up
both our hands, we point an opposite direction, and we
say it was her, it was him the person, it
wasn't where's me? And that's what Jamie did. Yeah, classic move, Jamie.
You've lost your job anyway, damn it. Okay. My sentence
(41:10):
is the man needs his job back. Okay. And when
they do like a nice hymn, like say during communion,
often they will do a hymn like the Lord is
My Shepherd. Can Sabrina Carpenter perform it? Yeah? She owes
him a favor with no pants on, a bit of
like maybe espresso. That's fun. Yeah. And instead of kissing
an alien, she could kiss this Bible. And she could
(41:36):
also sing amazing grace. She could always brings a tear
to my eye. No, because remember when Katie Perry did
it and they got mad. Yeah, it was an amazing grace.
She sung something else, oh, she and from sister at
she had to read the and they got annoyed because
she was reading the lyrics like you're not even now
fucking real, whereas Sabrina Jesus was a carpenter. Mm hmm, Claire,
(41:56):
what's your charge? My charge is being I was gonna
say a threesome girly, but that's not what anyone has claimed. No,
she's a love triangle, love triangle girly, and what that
has resulted in is confusion for both me and you. Yeah. No,
it took a lot of time on a logistical level,
because you've had to work out I didn't know how
(42:17):
to say Camilla's name. No, and what is Josh Bassett Bassett?
It's just not sticking it. I was gonna call him
John Bassinett. I just I don't think his career I
don't take off. I don't. I'm sorry, No, he's having
a quiet moment. Well, well, she's a love triangle girly
and it's caused chaos and confusion. However, it's also given
(42:39):
us gossip. Yeah, and so what I need from her
is I need a clearer love triangle situation. So she's
currently with Barry Keyogan. I love that he's hot in
a weird way. Yeah, I need a third point on
that triangle. Who you want to be that's unexpected, but
may Okay, we've got to live out. We've got Camilla,
(43:01):
Jacob a Lordie. No, it's got to be a female Claire. No,
well why because I feel like there's been Olivia, Like
who else is in this world? Like I think Karli
XCX or. I want them out of this world. I
need them to take us out of the confusing world
of Josh Bassett's. I need it to cross into a
(43:24):
more mainstream area of fame. Fine, maybe no Jacob ALORDI,
maybe j Lo I think her ex boyfriend's just straight
up Travis Kelsey. Yeah, and it's like, hang on, isn't
that And she's like what And then they're dropping lyrics
that are full of shade. Yeah, Taylor Swift would have
a field day. She'd love that. She'd be like, oh,
(43:46):
I needed I needed ammunitions. Like I heard someone say
that listening to all their songs, which I didn't do,
is apparently like watching a feature film various different perspectives. Well, yeah, yeah,
I think it's all confected. Yeah, yeah, I think so,
which I get it helps them get famous, it does,
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I'd say they don't need it, Oh Josh, Yeah, how
are we doing Josh favor? You know what I mean. Olivia,
you're doing okay. Sabrina you're also doing okay. Camilla, you're okay. Sean,
You're okay. You don't need this, No, I understand if
Josh comes out with a few distracks, Claire, before we go,
it's time for laser gil story. She's a lazy girl.
(44:29):
So we've been messaging with Gemma a laser kill. Yeah,
and she has probably six months between messages.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah. Their last message says something about going to hospital
and they can sort these fingers, but the rest is
cut off anyway. Anyway, her next message says, I think
this might be the best lazy girl story ever, and
it's a story from the ABC with the headline. Woman
continues to drive with a red bellied black snake in
her car after four failed attempts to remove it. It's
(45:01):
so okay, so relatable, says, that's one cold blooded passenger. Okay,
great caption, but that is very lazy girl. It's just
sitting in her front seat. It's like, well, if you're
going to be here, put on your bell. But it's like,
just imagine she's got Okay, the lazy girl has gotten
(45:21):
potentially a coat hanger, and she's got like the hook
of the coat hanger, and she's like, come on, come on,
I'm not gonna hurt you. You just can get out of
my car. You're gonna sting me. And now I gotta
go to aspital, which I don't want to do. What
she has done is she's googled and she knows it's dangerous.
She knows you shan't get bitten by a red belly
(45:43):
black snake. It's a bad one. It is a bad one.
Watching the gist that she's ascertained. So she's got a
coat hanger, and the snake's been like nah, bitch, And
then she's like, you know what, there's somewhere I meant
to call for this. There's some sort of snake handler.
But I bet that they won't be fast enough, and
I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to be late.
So come on, snake, come on, buckle, com on. I'll
(46:08):
put the radio on. Would I just put it in
the glovebox? I guess the question is, if you could
put it in the glove box, why couldn't you simply
remove it from the vehicle. I was going to say,
I'd put some cheese in the glovebox, but I don't
think I ate cheese. There's also just an optimism to
lazy girls, which I think what that woman was thinking was,
if you got in on your own, you'll find your
(46:29):
bind your way out on your own. That's what I
always think about birds. And if you show the snakes
some kindness, yeah, I'm not going to bite you. I'm
just going to bite them. That feeds it. No, I
know that she's also going down the highway and she's
going to go, don't you slither, don't slither over that gearstick.
Damn it. It's around my neck. Damn it, damn it, damit.
It bit me in the eye, damited it me. But
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I think that whenever I see a bird stuck inside
and everyone panics, I'm like, the bird will whack it out.
The bird got in, the bird will get out. Yeah,
I swear birds get more confusing the more things you open.
This wasn't open before. Bang. Thank you so much for
joining us with this episode of Canceled. If you want
to send us a life size cut out, that's cool.
We'll set up a place in the to put Billy.
(47:14):
We'll put him together. This afternoon. We will, No, we will.
I just don't know where we'll put it. I think
the office generally is annoyed by the chaos of our work.
I think we put I think Billy is really going
to send him over the air. Canceled is produced by
Kimberly Bradish with audio production by Leah Porgies. And we
will be back next week. Bye bye.
You're listening to a Mom and mea podcast. Mom and
Maya acknowledges the traditional owners of land and waters that
this podcast is recorded on Hello, and welcome to Canceled,
The Lazy Girl's Guide to Bizarre celebrity cancelations. I'm Jesse
(00:34):
Stephen and I'm Claire Stephens. And look, before we start,
we've got something sent to us yesterday. Okay, to the
canceled hosts that happened to be you and I to
the office. I haven't told you about it yet. Oh
my god. You're a physical thing, like a gift. Claire.
It's okay. I'm gonna give you some clues. Okay, it's
(00:54):
bigger than you, but you can lift it. Bigger than me,
but you can lift it balloon. And it's from Texas. Okay,
it's the weirdest shit that's ever happened. I still understand,
and I thought i'd bring it to you and maybe
you'd be able to explain. But we've got sent a
life size cut out from a mayor named Billy in Texas.
That's an image of the life size cutout. It came
(01:16):
with it. Claire, What does it say? It says, Hello, y'all,
I'm Billy Texas loves Claire and Tessie. Yeah, Billy sent
us a life size cut out of himself just to
be clear. You don't know Billy, right, I've never seen
that member. I don't know Billy, but I like Billy.
You like Billy, like I don't know what Anthrax is.
And I was like, is this made of Anthrapp? It's like,
(01:36):
you know, sometimes people will say, like a joke and
you're like, is that a joke we made? Yeah? You
know what I mean. Like, it's like, did we make
a joke about Billy from Tip because it's from Texas.
It's like, was it a joke we made four months ago? Yeah?
About a life size cutout of a man in jeans
and boots. Sounds like something we do. But telp me
to put it together because it's next to my desk.
(01:57):
Oh wow, it's actually next to my desk. And someone
delivered it to me and was like, this is for you.
What are you expecting? And I was like, not a
life size cutout Billy from Texas? Can we put it
in the CEO's office. Let's just haunt people like people
are at their working Yeah, and we put Billy behind
them like Billy's watching. He's always watching. I think if
Billy was here then we'd probably work a bit harder.
(02:19):
That reminds me that when we first started working at Mameya,
there was always a life sized cutout of whoever the
bachelor was. Yeah at the time, and that was quite lovely.
I remember feeling nervous as I walked Pastor. But he's sexy.
How expensive would it be to get a life sized
cut out of yourself and send it from Texas? Yeah?
The two girls who don't get the joke, I'm all
for it. Billy, that is great quality banter. It's great,
(02:44):
It's great. Wow. Okay, if anybody understands what Billy's trying
to say, we are all you? Who were all is
you are about to enter the canceled courtroom. The defendants
are celebrities, the chargers are petty, the rulings are final. Claire,
(03:07):
today we are talking about Sabrina carpent Nice. Oh, I
didn't invent espresso. The song is espresso. You don't own espresso.
It's what's so crazy, Like this is the part of
(03:27):
me that feels like an idiot every time I see
like a cafe. There's just a sign that says espresso,
and I'm like, yeah, Like I learned about wanker the
hard way. I learned about wanker when the first time
I came to London, someone on the street like ran
past me and like yell like why. And I was
like someone called me a wanker. Like I feel like
I really lived the London experience, so you don't really
(03:47):
say wanka. Even bloody hell is sort of like hell.
It's sort of like a lot scandalized in the Catholic
church a little with father. I gotta go, girl, gotta
gotta go, gotta go, asking baby, pleasease, please please. Sabrina
Capentat was born in nineteen ninety nine. Oh wow, how
old does it? Mike hold On twenty f minus nine,
(04:08):
twenty five. Yeah. She is a singer and an actress
and a small person. She is four eleven, which I
believe is your height one hundred and fifty two centimeters. Yes,
is that your end? You know who else is that high?
Kylie Mino And allegedly, allegedly, I just tried to say,
(04:29):
how you fit that many curves on such a short body.
I was just I pressed bullshit. We have spoken in
the past about celebrities who love being tiny. Ariana Grande
personality trait. Ariana Grande is very much pick me up,
put me in a box. She likes being in a box,
starts being in a suitcase. As tiny girls do. They
(04:49):
love a picture on Instagram where they're in a suitcase
in a small box. Yeah, hiding under something. They love
to be picked up and held like a baby. And
it's like here I am in a bookshelf. How yeah
you fit in there? Yeah? Okay, so very that. I
was telling Mum the other day that I remember in
like you're eight, being picked up by someone and placed
in a garbage behind. And the point of the story
(05:10):
that I was telling one was and I didn't consider
that bullying. I think that was bullied. You should have.
I think I was being bullied. My point is that,
compared to Sabrina Carpenter, Ariana Grande is andre the Giant.
She's Andrea the Giants. How tall She's one hundred and
fifty four centimeters. Wow, so I'm not so little anymore?
(05:30):
Ah we Ariana. Well, you know what short people love
doing looking up at tall people and going, you're so tall?
They like to mention it. I'm so weird all. I'm
so weirdle Anyway, Sabrina was homeschooled like our good friend
Billie Eilish the other week, and when she was ten,
she began posting videos on YouTube of her singing Adele
and Christina Aguilera songs. She loves the song is it
(05:52):
called Beautiful Beautiful? That one? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She
likes that song, so it's good for her vocal range.
Her dad built her a recording studio to support her
passion for music. When I was ten, I don't talk
about this enough. Dad threw out my bike because he
didn't think I was using it enough. I knew it
in like a week, and he thought it was clutter. Okay,
(06:12):
there's a child's bike. That's a child's bike. I'm just
saying that. At the same age, mister Carpenter is over
here building studio and my dad's going, what is this shit?
And he's just throwing out my teddy bears, throwing out
my desk, setting fire to my books. He didn't, but
I remember being like that age and thinking maybe I
can sing. Okay. I just remember the look on mom's
(06:35):
face and I said, Mom, do you think I can? Yeah?
We all record it, and she said, and I quote, well,
we're not going to be a professional. She said to
me that I had to stop doing the CHRILLI thing
with my voice because I was trying to be like
Brittany and I'd be like, she was like, don't do that.
We need a moment's silence for the mothers have to
listen to the daughters who think they can side, because
(06:56):
there comes an age where you lift your eyebrows and
you go, am I a child prodigy and the mother
has to say, kindly, absolutely sing less, sing less, it's
not your thing. It's not your thing. You'll have a
thing but this, but the saying it's going to take
a few more years to find your thanks. At ten,
she placed third in a competition called the Next Miley
Cyrus Project, which was run by Miley Cyrus. And at twelve,
(07:20):
she appeared in Lauren Order SVU. And if you think
I didn't spend some time finding that footage, you would
be very very wrong. I'm a busy lady. But time
spent on YouTube typing in Sabrina Carpenter Lauren Order SVU
is time well spent.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Air Paula. Anything you can tell me could start this
man from hurting another little girl. I just want you
to know you can talk to me. Are you testing me?
She said, people would test me, to try to check
me to tell it, and if you told anyone, he
would hurt you, me and daddy. He only said that
(08:00):
to carry you. I can protect you and I will
protect you, but you have to tell me something about it.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
But what about the letter? What letter? Firstly, she's brilliant. Secondly,
the scripting, no notes. Sadly, of course, the badman told
you not tell anyone. Fourthly, little did that actor know
who he was acting beside he thought, oh, it's just
a little girl. No Carpenter, No it is. She doesn't
(08:32):
look like Sabrina Carpeter. She looks like any other little
girl on television. And then later on she goes because
I kept watching because I was like, this is research,
and then I was like, fucked is a letter? Yeah?
And I was like that's not relevant at that point,
it's not relevant. Okay, Well, my apparently he's going to
protect her though, well, my TikTok is full of video.
Everyone's like, oh, you on Beyonce conspiracy theory, TikTok you
(08:53):
on this. No, the TikTok I'm on is clip from
SPU that makes you so curious. You click on the
original account and then it has an arrow that's like
see the video you just watched, and then you click
on the next one and before you know it, you
I challenge anyone to watch five minutes of an episode
(09:14):
of SPU and turn off. Yeah, go on, you can't
be done. She was then cast in a Disney Channel
show called Girl Meets World, and she from there released
a bunch of albums, some were Christmas songs lovely I
think we At this point, she'd also mention that she
is the niece of Bart Simpson, what and Nelson and
Ralph Wigham. Okay, so the voice that does Nancy cart
(09:36):
right is her father? Oh wow, Yeah, came up in
the news quite recently. Yeah, how interesting. Yeah, no it is.
What does her father do? I don't know. He builds
recording studios for his daughter. Yeah, and I don't have
much more information, but she's like, oh yeah, we work
in the entertainment industry. Not the same because she's just like,
I'm not an EPO baby scrup in like Pennsylvania or something.
(09:56):
Then in mid twenty twenty three, it was announced that
she would be the opening act of the Taylor Swift's
Eras Tour, and from there she kind of exploded. I went,
this is great because Claire went to the Eras tour
and she'll be able to tell me what Sabrina Carpent
tours list? What was Sabrina Carpenter? Li, we missed Sabrina Carpenter.
We're a silly support act. Scheduled our evening so that
(10:19):
that is when we'd be eating fried food from a
truck side, so you didn't see any Sabrina Castle zero.
Sabrina Carpenter. She wasn't a thing. Then she's become a
thing since. Yeah. I think that's the thing about support
acts is that often they're on the rise. Yeap, and
you missed her. I don't know. I don't remember there
being a whole lot of fuss. I remember there being
(10:41):
a bit of fast by people who were in the know.
The young people knew who she was, and she got
a bit of support. M My structure for today is
as follows love Triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy
named Josh, Love Triangle with Camilla Cabeo and Sean Mendez.
An incident inside a church and being too sexy. Okay,
A love triangle with Olivia Rodrigo and a guy named
(11:03):
Josh all right. In twenty nineteen, Olivia Rodrigo meets a
lovely boy named Josh Bassett, and the extent to which
I have never seen or heard of this person in
my life cannot be overstated. Do you know what a
Josh Bassett is? No, this is I will say. You've
seen that face. I've got a photo just for context.
Totalver seen him, totally nondescript brunette young man. Yeah. I
(11:28):
heard someone say that like Disney farms them, Yes, like
men that look exactly like this. He's an Ai Disney.
There's a Disney farm. Yeah, and they make young boys
who all look the same with their like, you know,
perfect little boyish features. Yes. The only thing I will
say is, I don't know anything about the story you're
about to tell me, but I believe it. The reason
I believe it is because in the kind of structure
(11:51):
of my mind. Yeah, I think Olivia Rodrigo and Taylor
Swift are sworn enemies. Oh, yeah, I don't know about that. Oh.
I believe that there are Olivia Rodrigo lyrics that are
thought to contain some shade about well, I don't know
how she's fit any to make shade about Taylor Swift
when there was so much shade in hilyrics about Thrida Carpenter.
(12:13):
Oh wow, yeah, well I was just going to say
that it checks out that Sabrina Carpenter is team Taylor
Swift in opposition to Olivia Robs. Okay, so that's not
like relevant. I just thought, Okay, all right, so Josh
Bassett and Olivia Rodrigo, Olivia Rodrigo will get to this,
but Driver's License excellent? How does it go?
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Claire?
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Producer? May you overlay with a beach? You do know
Olivia Rodrigo's song?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
This is my point?
Speaker 1 (12:47):
Okay. Now, they obviously met on the site of High
School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. I wish
I was making that title up, but I'm not a repeat.
High School Musical colon the Musical Colon the series. And anyway,
Rodrigo was sixteen, Bassett was eighteen when they met, and
they were the Gabriella and Troy of High School Musical
(13:09):
So they're Vanessa Hudgens and they are that Zachron Yep.
Apparently they had amazing chemistry. They were all over each
other's instagrams and they even wrote a song together. And
in twenty twenty, Rodrigo says stuff like he is my
best friend. In those scenes, you know, we weren't acting.
Apparently they're improving talking about their own life and their
own connection. So they never officially confirmed they're in a relationship,
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but it is just assume that they are. In July
of that year, So July of twenty twenty, our friend
Josh is spotted at a Black Lives Matter protest with
one Sabrina Carpenter. Interesting place for a day, I know,
I know, it's like, why didn't you invite me the
Black Lives Matter protest? And it's like, honestly, it's not
an invite. Things he could have gone. Yeah. A month
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after that they're spotted together, Rodrigo posts a TikTok about
a failed relationship, so it's assumed that her and this
Josh had broken up. In it, she's eating a muffin
while a song from High School Musical the musical series
is playing at the top. But she's eating a muffin
And what's hard about explaining jen z In fuse is it.
(14:15):
There's a lot of that, yeah, and it's a rich text,
and then there's just all these comments kind of analyzing
what it means. Yeah, right, It's like, yeah, she's lip
syncing a song by this person while eating a muffin
while crying, with a caption that doesn't make sense, And
I'm like, hmm, can someone else de code for me? Then,
as if things can't get any worse for Rodrigo, Sabrina
(14:36):
Carpenter and this Josh post a picture of them in
matching Halloween costumes that year, right, so clearly they are
an item. They dressed as Shark Boy and Lava Girl,
which is such a young person thing to you. I
was gonna be like, how picture not quite there? No mind.
A few months later, Josh's being interviewed on a podcast
and he says that Olivia Rodrigo is really wonderful. They
(14:57):
spent a lot of time together offset and she is
and here I quote he's homie and everyone's they definitely
split up. Then, in January twenty twenty one, Olivia Rodrigo
releases a so named driver's license. Continue I will add
something afterwards, Okay, I'm just going to read you a
lyric from driver's License, and you're probably with that blonde
(15:22):
girl who always made me doubt. She's so much older
than me. She's everything I'm insecure about. She's everything I'm
in secure. Sabrina is blonde, and she's four years older
than Olivia. I mean, is that so much older? Yes,
when you are only like twenty, no, seventeen, she was
(15:43):
so young because she's only got her license. Josh then
releases a song about lying, and I could go into that,
but I don't care. He's like, he released a song
that's like lie, Lie, Lie, you lie, and I'm like, Josh,
sit down, sit down, because Sabraina has a new song
out and it's called Skin. So in twenty twenty one,
she released a song called Skin, and in it she sings,
(16:05):
maybe you didn't mean it, maybe blonde was the only rhyme,
Like why you put the word blonde in your song?
But it's like Sabrina, Olivia didn't rhyme blonde with anything. Yeah,
it was a detail she could have changed because she said,
you're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt.
She's so much olive me. She's everything it's cure about
blonde was not a rhyming one. No, could have been brunette.
(16:27):
Oh it wouldn't have sounded as good. No. Then she said,
don't drive yourself insane. We riss a song. I don't know.
We ascribe a lot of intelligence slash snark slash meaning
to lyrics that a were not written by these people
(16:49):
and b were not thought about that much. You know
who's having a feud with himself. It's Maxi Martin. All
the songs, and he's like, everyone's having a feud because
me feel complicated. I reckon. He's just got a really
thick book of feuds. But he's like, I'm gonna throw
(17:11):
in a redheady. Yeah, I'm just gonna throw in something
like I reckon. He is the master of all the few,
and all these people are like Wow, everyone's saying I'm
funing with Sabrina Carpenter, and then Sabrina Carpenter's like, I'm
FUNI with. They're all writing their own music. I don't
know if Max I don't know about this. Josh Bassett,
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Josh Bassett ain't writing his own thing. He was like,
write a song, put the word lie in it three times.
That was clearly his brief anyway, So Sabrina releases Don't
drive Yourself and say dah da da da. Then Olivia
only a few days later, post an Instagram story where
she is singing Taylor Swift song Ready for It while
in her car. She sings the words I see nothing better.
I keep him forever like a vendetta. I see how
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this is gonna go alone? Ireland breeze lights go down.
No one has to know which people was a nod
to the drama between the three. I'm confused. Sabrina then
says that actually, this skin song wasn't a dis track,
and I love how these people are. Like what they
(18:15):
do is they put clear details that are going to
bait people, and they're like, Molivia Odrigo, I'm gonna have
your sloppy seconds, Olivia, yes, And then they're like, what
you're reading too much into it? Well, no, the thing
is that it's really subtle stuff and everybody's just spending
too much time online. No, no, I think it's distracks.
(18:39):
Then Sabrina and Josh write a song together, but at
this point Josh's getting annoyed because he says that all
of this drama is overshadowing their music careers, and I
heard this commentator, not a commentator, I don't know, someone
with a podcast, being like, these two women have really
amazing careers on their own, and you're just looking at
the context of their relationship to a man. And this
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commentator yelled, you little bitch, called him a little bitch,
and I was like, I know, I think gets a
good point. It's like, what's always interesting with that is
it's like this person's really angry Josh Bassett. It's like,
we don't even know who that is. I like, do
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you know who that is? No, but this song that
they wrote together, Sabrina and Josh that ended up pulling
it because Josh said that it was just creating too
much drama. No offense, Josh, but you need the drama.
Do you have a lot going on without that drama?
He realized that pretty quick. Someone asked him how he
feels about driver's license and he was like, I haven't
been able to face it. I haven't even been able
to process it. Okay, so it is about him, yeah,
(19:45):
and he kind of suggested that he hasn't listened right,
and it's like, literally, try not to listen to driver's
license for a day, it's impossible. In May twenty twenty one,
Josh then came out as part of the LGBT community.
I think it's assumed that that's around when him and
Sabrina broke up. But then Josh got bored of not
singing about his exes, so he released a song called Crisis,
with the lyrics if you get to tell the truth,
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then so do I. And it's cool if you want
me to play the bad guy. But don't you dare
act like I did. I love it. Okay, Josh, you're
confusing everyone. Yeah, he's writing to Olivia, Yeah, who was
his first love, and saying, you told your truth, I'm
ready to tell mine. But he hasn't told. No, you
(20:29):
haven't told us any details. But you're saying that's not
the whole truth. Talk a lot about half truths. Also,
he told me interviewer that Olivia hadn't spoken to him
since Driver's License, the last thing I heard. He released
another song about messing with my career lah lah lah
blah blah blah. And it's so funny because I've heard
the song Driver's License, I've heard the song Everything by
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Sabrina Coverter, I just have not heard your songs, so
when they come out, it's very like and then you
lied to me and you wrote driver's license and I
didn't like it, and it's like I just don't. It's
not a lot of beat. No, And what's funny about
this when they say like dis track blah blah blah.
That was all stuff that started in like the rap community,
and so it was people doing rap battles and stuff.
(21:12):
But is I now start like that is not a distrack?
Disney Stars being like that's a bat You're a blonde shit.
And then Sabrina wrote a song about being called a
home wrecker and it's like you are all fourteen. No
one is wrecking homes. Where are the children? You are
the children who are being all need to live at home.
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You need to go home. It's like, did you ruin
somebody's family home that they grew up in? It's maybe
I don't recker, mean no, no, I mean it's like
if she's a home wrecker. Yeah, and Sabrina Carpenter, Yeah,
four kids, who's home he broke up? You didn't. It's
just Josh Bassett, who himself is a child to himself child.
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There's more, but I physically cannot read out any more lyrics.
I just wanted to go back to what you said
about driver's licenses very beginning, I believe, and I have
this on music industry gossip. Yeah, I think she was
sitting on driver's license for a while. That wasn't like
a current song. She was, But the lyric was Brunette
changed it to blonde. Really, Yes, I read it somewhere. Okay,
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Teas and Seas apply Love Triangle Dos with Camilla Cabeo
(23:54):
and Sean Mendes. Sabrina Carpenter is a Love Triangle girly,
a singer named Camilla Cabeo who sings that Havana song.
You know that Havana? Uh no Na. So me and
my husband have a joke. Will this translate? We have
a joke that your dog Caesar dressed in a bikini. Nope, no,
(24:17):
you go okay, you went away for a while and
Caesar had to support himself. This is how the narrative goes.
It didn't actually happen, but he went and he joined
a club and he danced in a bikini to this
song for money, and it didn't go well because it
doesn't good in a bikini. In fact, he has some
tumors and people threw dollar notes at you. Yeah, but
(24:42):
we always sing Hanana yes. And then he's like, oh,
it's something like my mum and dad left me. We
went away for like two like it wasn't abandonment was
talking about. Were simply don't know. But he did have
to dance at the club anyway. Seawn Mendes sings There's
nothing holding me back. Everyone knows what Shawn men does.
(25:02):
I had to google it. I had to go to
my Spotify and type in their names, so then go
to most popular songs. Sean Mendes is very wholesome. Yeah, No,
I like Seanna Meta's great face. I believe he's Canadian
and not American. Okay, like Bieber, I get them all
mixed up with the choice of Varne he is. I'm
gonna learn the choice of ar Me too. Okay. No,
(25:25):
they've been on and off this Camilla and Sean. There
are going to be genzas that are very mad because
I've not provided enough context. But the problem with these
relationships is that there are too many details and not
enough plot. There are so many details, and I do
not understand the narrative or broadly who a lot of
these people are. Yeah, where did Sean Mandez come from?
(25:47):
I just imagine all the Disney farm yea. Anyway, It's
February twenty twenty four and Sean and Sabrina are seen
leaving a party together, right okay. Insiders say they're seeing
each other, However, Sean denies it. Then by April, he
is back with Camilla as if Sabrina didn't even happen.
(26:07):
He basically breaks up with Miller, is seen with Sabrina
for a very short period of time, boomed back with
Camilla now. There are allegations that Sabrina's new album Short
and Sweet contains references to her relationship with Sean Mendes.
In the song Taste, she sings, I heard you're back together,
and if that's true, you'll just have to taste me
when he's kissing you. In another song off the album
(26:30):
called Coincidence, Sabrina added last week, you didn't have any doubts.
This week you're holding space for her tongue in your mouth.
Then the bridge of the song sounds like a nod
to Camilla and Sean kissing at Coachella in twenty twenty three.
She sings, what a surprise, your phone just died. Your
car drove itself from la to her thighs. Palm Springs
(26:52):
looks nice, but who's by your side? Damn it? She
looks kind of like the girl you outgrew. On the
track dumb and poetic, she sings about a man who
is into self help books, and she jokes, save all
your breath for your floor meditation. I promise the mushrooms
aren't changing your life. And I was like, okay, stretch,
why would that be Sewn Mendez? But then fans were
(27:15):
like at a London show, like earlier that year, Shawn
Mendez was talking to the audience and he said that
he was going through a lot and exploring things. I
don't know if anyone here has ever tried mushrooms, but
it's a crazy thing. So it's like something that was
in the headlines at the time. Okay, but I will
say that description probably applied to most men under the
age of thirty. See the thing about being twenty five
(27:35):
as you've not dated how much? And when you've got
a mine in your life for content but you've not
lived a lot of it and everyone knows you were
just with Sean. It's probably about Sean. What if it's
written by Max? Then Back in June, so this is
before Sabrina's album came out, Camilla released a song called
June Gloom with the lyrics She's cool I heard, won't
(27:58):
act surprised. I saw the pictures. If she's so amazing,
why are you on this side of town? If you
like her so much? What are you here trying to
find out? And a few days after Sabrina drops Taste,
Camilla is lip syncing these lyrics on TikTok, which is
apparently like a nod to like the whole thing to
the whole thing. No no, no, wait, she's lip syncing
(28:21):
Sabrina Carpenter lyrics. No no, no, she's lip syncing her own
lyrics from a song that she wrote prior, which is
referring to Sprina Carpenter and Sean Mendes. Okay, but to
be clear, Camilla is no longer with Shawn mender Okay,
I'm very confused. Okay, well this should clear it up.
Then Camilla is performing on stage. She is singing the
(28:42):
song Senorita, which she wrote with Shawn Mendees. Okay, I
think the other confusing things. I don't know any of
these songs, but okay, okay, so her and Sean did
this song together, and she's on stage. I only know
justin Timberlakes. I know me too. I was like, is
this a cover of Senorita? When the word taste came up,
so it was like in the lyrics, like she's meant
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to say the word taste, she just doesn't say it
and looks at the audience because taste is song. God,
it's just so cold, like you'd think that she might
just be like, oh I hate Sabrina Carpenter. But it's
all these subtle little clues. It's like maybe she was swallowing.
I know, because she made a face. This is precisely
(29:24):
how I would behave if I was dumped and I
was their age. I don't know, I think i'd be
more obvious. It's all like a code. It's all a code.
I think they're trying to be like Taylor Swift. Everyone's
trying to be Taylor's and they're like need an Easter egg.
But because they're so weird and they're so on TikTok,
they're like an easter egg. Hmm. I'm gonna mouth my
(29:44):
own lyrics from six months ago, and it's like, I
don't get it. Hi, Hi, Hi, I'm watching, I'm here,
I'm into it. I'm you just mouthing your own lyrics,
which is what everyone does on this line. I don't know.
I don't know what the lyrics are about. Did you
write them? Yeah? I have a lot of questions. Importantly,
Sabrina is now understood to be dating Barry Kyogan of
salt Burn Fans. Ah, yes that I do know. She's lovely, lovely,
(30:08):
but we know she's a triangle girly. So who's the
third point on the triangle, Jess. We don't know yet.
I don't know. But that's fun. That is fun. There'll
be another point, an incident in a church, Claire, are
you even a female pop star if you don't get
an official complaint from God himself? Oh wow? Remember Katy Perry?
(30:29):
Oh yes? And how a nun's last words with something
like Mikey she died, which is really sad. But Katie
was trying to take her house by paying for it,
which I guess is buying your house, but the nuns
didn't want her to happen. Just go listen to the
Katy Perry episode if you're confused. So, Sabrina releases the
(30:51):
music video for a song called Feather. The idea is
that she kills a bunch of crap men throughout this
mil clip. She's in a lift, for example, and this
man like takes a photo up her skirt and then
she turns around and then she gets his tie and
like puts it through the like you know when the
lift doors open, like takes his tie. Then the lift
doors close, and then he goes up and like it
loses his head or whatever. Like it's really violent and
(31:11):
it's meant to be kind of like revenge on men, right,
But then for about the last third of the video clip,
she appears in a funeral themed scene inside a church.
One of the coffin says, rip bitch on it. She's
in a lovely black frock but it's just shirt because
she doesn't have any pants on. Oh, so she got
stockings on, but she doesn't really have any pants, but
(31:32):
she has a veil on for modesty because it's ceneral. Now, unfortunately,
the priest who approved the video, his name is Jamie Gigantiello.
He did get dismissed. What's sad because he was just
a bit of a supreme carpenter. What I love this, Sabrina,
I love this. I think this is really creative. I
(31:54):
have been following your love triangle situations with joy, and
God annoints you. God says you go forth and slay,
go forth and slaves as Paul who the Corinthians said,
go forth and slay, and then there's holy water on it.
(32:14):
And because she sayan He apologized to the church community
via their Facebook page. I can't believe say you're fight
he did. He did get fired. Well, Claire, there was
more to it. Jamie is an interesting character. I'll say
that he apologized to the church community on their Facebook page.
Loves a bit of Facebook, and he said he was
(32:35):
simply trying to connect with the youth. He wrote, the
parish staff and I were not aware that anything provocative
was occurring in the church, nor were we aware that
faux coffins and other funeral items would be placed in
the sanctuary because there were a lot of like where
kind of the altar, you know, the table where they
like blessed, like there was a lot of irp, bitch.
I guess it's like my question to the priest would be,
(32:58):
wasn't it your job to know? It turns out that
the Diocese of Brooklyn was like, where do I investigation
on Jamie. He didn't count on that. Jamie did not
count on that because they looked into the request made
by Carpenter, and Carpenter's team were very clear about what
they were doing to do in that church. Sabrina will
not be wearing pants. Sabrina will be doing catwalk down
(33:22):
the aisle. Sabrina will have a look in her eye
that she's thinking about humping the altar, that she won't,
but she'll wink. Okay, now your church will be desecrated.
Will be desecrated. Yes, So look, it looks like Jamie,
father Jamie let's call them, got a bit excited and
said yes to the lady with no pants. Okay, it's
(33:44):
a bit stupid because it's like they could just built
a set. It didn't need to be an actual church. Jane. Well,
they wanted it to be this church in New York.
Sabrina was asked about it. You know what she said,
what Jesus was a carpenter. She didn't. She did not
sligh slay Sabrina slay. Wow. Yeah, and then I think
that she's irrelevant. Then she got in a little bit
(34:05):
of trouble. The next time she was asked about it,
she ran away. Okay. Now Jamie does seem like an
interesting fellow. He posted on Facebook a lot about his
trip to the Vatican, and allegedly he likes to party.
Oh yeah, he does like to party. Now he is
still allowed to say Mass occasionally. Okay, So he hasn't
been fully ex communicado. No, No, he lost his job.
(34:27):
I think every now and then he just appears. Okay.
I think he's fame hungry. He wrote a book, okay,
but he needs a new job. Yeah. I think he
could be big on TikTok. This brings us to Sabrina
being too sexy. There's a slight moral panic about how
sexy Sabrina Carpenter is, and she does a lot of
sexy things in public, such as looking the way that
(34:49):
she will yes without a pets On. So she was
at a concert recently and she went behind a curtain
and her shadow so you could just see her shadow
sort of emulated sex with a dancer, Like she lays
there and she puts her legs in the air and
it like kind of looks like they're having sex. I
thought it was quite cool visually, but a bunch of
people had a winge on the internet because they said
(35:10):
it's an all ages concept and a lot of her
fans are younger. Then at the twenty twenty four VMA's
Sabrina performed three songs, which was a really big deal,
and during taste, she paused and she made out with
an alien. Okay, have these people never heard of Britney Spears,
Christine the Cyber, the time Britney kissed Madonna like well,
(35:31):
In fact, Britney came out about this. She watched Sabrina
kiss an alien and she said should have kissed a girl.
Turns out the alien was a girl. But people found
it inappropriate and tasteless. They thought it was quite confronting
because children were watching. They seemed really confronted by the
alien element. Yeah, she didn't actually kiss anyone. It was
a garret it was a character, somebody in a costume.
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There has been moral panic about pop stars since Elvis.
That's what mum will tell me. Oh my mom didn't
like me watching Elvis because of how we sure kiss
here it was, it was arousing. Yes, have you heard
of the term puritine? No? But can I guess what
it is? Yeah? A teenager, specifically American, Yeah, who wants
(36:13):
to save themselves a marriage. It is a portmanteau for
purity and teen And apparently there's like this movement infiltrating
the Internet. And here's an example of a tweet by
purityin I'm sorry, but am I the only one that's offended?
This is about Sabrina Carpenter being Sabrina Carpter, Like, why
is she being disgusting sexually in front of children? I'm
(36:34):
seventeen and this is in Capitals afraid of Sabrina Carpenter? Ah, Okay,
what is she afraid of? And what she's scared of?
You're panicking and you need to take a back unnecessarily.
Do we think our concerts are full of children? I
think there might be some children. So a bunch of
articles have reported like what celebrities have appeared at Sabrina
(36:58):
Carpenter's most recent concerts to give you a sense of
the demographic, because I'm like, do kids even go? I
don't know who would I imagine like gen Z's sure,
maybe people between twenty you know who go? Not the
dad ticket? Yeah, but Northwest Seys stuff on TikTok. You
know what I mean? What she being protected from? Yeah,
here are some celebrities who went Katie Perry. They've got
(37:20):
the nun thing in common, ye, John Mayer, Sarah Michelle Geller,
Kendall Jenner, Halee Bieber, Kara Delavin, Noah Cyrus, Carlie ray Jepson,
and even Blue Ivy. But no Beyonce. Wow, letting me
triple check the aid isn't Blue Vy? She is twelve
years old? Wow? Twelve years old on her own unsupervised?
(37:42):
Oh my goodness. I don't think she turned up on
her own, totally on her own, just without mum. Yeah,
but it does go to show that demo, that demo.
How would Blue Ivy feel about sexual innundo? I think
she's seen it from mum. I do I think she's
I think it's my mom wrote an album about how
my dad. She did on her, so I'm pretty familiar
(38:04):
with sex. The other thing I would ask that Puruitine
is have you followed the Jonas brother's journey from being
about purity purity ranks to being naughty? Because that's where
we all go, that's where we all end up. Two
other things that I just like to add about Sabrina
Carpenter that I've seen on TikTok. Yeah. One is people
(38:28):
like that when she speaks, she doesn't have a baby voice.
She has quite a deep voice. She has quite a
commanding voice the era of like pop star. And then
she's interviewed and she's like instead, Sabrina Carpenter's like yeah, what,
She's quite like funny and ironic. She's described herself as
vulgar and maybe horny, just so weird anyway. The second
(38:49):
thing is have you seen the thing about Disney knees? No? Okay,
they say that there's a certain way that every Disney
star dances. Yes, because of how they're trained. How they're trained,
and let me show you, Sabrina. I think kind of
imagine it. It's like someone who did dancing as a
young girl has a way of holding herself. Yes, but
(39:11):
it's more than that. Okay, show me. Is it the
little thing where they go in Yeah? Yeah, so it's
like a little Disney dance move. Yeah, she dances in
a certain way. That's very Disney. I find that interesting.
Most Disney stars dance with their knees. It is time
(39:43):
for charges and sentences. My charge is a really easy one.
It's getting Jamie Gigantiello in trouble when all he did
was say yes to her when she asked to borrow
his church. Well, that's not all he did, because then
he lied well to that. I say, was she celebrating
(40:05):
the death of people that had been murdered in his church? Yes?
Is is she doing a lot of winking on the altar? Also? Yes?
Are there some bright colored some may say fun looking coffins? Yes?
And is she wearing pants? No? She forgot Okay, I
like it. I think that he's a victim in all
(40:27):
of this. What did happen is a spotlight was then shon,
A light was shown on him. They did some investigating,
and there were weird ties to a mayor who got indiceted. Okay.
The thing about Jamie is I think he liked the
film clip. I think he bopped along and he went,
I'm proud to be associated with this. And then he
started getting called out and he said, I have no
(40:48):
idea what we all do at work. Yeah, but we
all do. Yeah, what do we do? We pick up
both our hands, we point an opposite direction, and we
say it was her, it was him the person, it
wasn't where's me? And that's what Jamie did. Yeah, classic move, Jamie.
You've lost your job anyway, damn it. Okay. My sentence
(41:10):
is the man needs his job back. Okay. And when
they do like a nice hymn, like say during communion,
often they will do a hymn like the Lord is
My Shepherd. Can Sabrina Carpenter perform it? Yeah? She owes
him a favor with no pants on, a bit of
like maybe espresso. That's fun. Yeah. And instead of kissing
an alien, she could kiss this Bible. And she could
(41:36):
also sing amazing grace. She could always brings a tear
to my eye. No, because remember when Katie Perry did
it and they got mad. Yeah, it was an amazing grace.
She sung something else, oh, she and from sister at
she had to read the and they got annoyed because
she was reading the lyrics like you're not even now
fucking real, whereas Sabrina Jesus was a carpenter. Mm hmm, Claire,
(41:56):
what's your charge? My charge is being I was gonna
say a threesome girly, but that's not what anyone has claimed. No,
she's a love triangle, love triangle girly, and what that
has resulted in is confusion for both me and you. Yeah. No,
it took a lot of time on a logistical level,
because you've had to work out I didn't know how
(42:17):
to say Camilla's name. No, and what is Josh Bassett Bassett?
It's just not sticking it. I was gonna call him
John Bassinett. I just I don't think his career I
don't take off. I don't. I'm sorry, No, he's having
a quiet moment. Well, well, she's a love triangle girly
and it's caused chaos and confusion. However, it's also given
(42:39):
us gossip. Yeah, and so what I need from her
is I need a clearer love triangle situation. So she's
currently with Barry Keyogan. I love that he's hot in
a weird way. Yeah, I need a third point on
that triangle. Who you want to be that's unexpected, but
may Okay, we've got to live out. We've got Camilla,
(43:01):
Jacob a Lordie. No, it's got to be a female Claire. No,
well why because I feel like there's been Olivia, Like
who else is in this world? Like I think Karli
XCX or. I want them out of this world. I
need them to take us out of the confusing world
of Josh Bassett's. I need it to cross into a
(43:24):
more mainstream area of fame. Fine, maybe no Jacob ALORDI,
maybe j Lo I think her ex boyfriend's just straight
up Travis Kelsey. Yeah, and it's like, hang on, isn't
that And she's like what And then they're dropping lyrics
that are full of shade. Yeah, Taylor Swift would have
a field day. She'd love that. She'd be like, oh,
(43:46):
I needed I needed ammunitions. Like I heard someone say
that listening to all their songs, which I didn't do,
is apparently like watching a feature film various different perspectives. Well, yeah, yeah,
I think it's all confected. Yeah, yeah, I think so,
which I get it helps them get famous, it does,
(44:07):
I'd say they don't need it, Oh Josh, Yeah, how
are we doing Josh favor? You know what I mean. Olivia,
you're doing okay. Sabrina you're also doing okay. Camilla, you're okay. Sean,
You're okay. You don't need this, No, I understand if
Josh comes out with a few distracks, Claire, before we go,
it's time for laser gil story. She's a lazy girl.
(44:29):
So we've been messaging with Gemma a laser kill. Yeah,
and she has probably six months between messages.
Speaker 2 (44:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (44:37):
Yeah. Their last message says something about going to hospital
and they can sort these fingers, but the rest is
cut off anyway. Anyway, her next message says, I think
this might be the best lazy girl story ever, and
it's a story from the ABC with the headline. Woman
continues to drive with a red bellied black snake in
her car after four failed attempts to remove it. It's
(45:01):
so okay, so relatable, says, that's one cold blooded passenger. Okay,
great caption, but that is very lazy girl. It's just
sitting in her front seat. It's like, well, if you're
going to be here, put on your bell. But it's like,
just imagine she's got Okay, the lazy girl has gotten
(45:21):
potentially a coat hanger, and she's got like the hook
of the coat hanger, and she's like, come on, come on,
I'm not gonna hurt you. You just can get out of
my car. You're gonna sting me. And now I gotta
go to aspital, which I don't want to do. What
she has done is she's googled and she knows it's dangerous.
She knows you shan't get bitten by a red belly
(45:43):
black snake. It's a bad one. It is a bad one.
Watching the gist that she's ascertained. So she's got a
coat hanger, and the snake's been like nah, bitch, And
then she's like, you know what, there's somewhere I meant
to call for this. There's some sort of snake handler.
But I bet that they won't be fast enough, and
I'm going to go, yeah, I'm going to be late.
So come on, snake, come on, buckle, com on. I'll
(46:08):
put the radio on. Would I just put it in
the glovebox? I guess the question is, if you could
put it in the glove box, why couldn't you simply
remove it from the vehicle. I was going to say,
I'd put some cheese in the glovebox, but I don't
think I ate cheese. There's also just an optimism to
lazy girls, which I think what that woman was thinking was,
if you got in on your own, you'll find your
(46:29):
bind your way out on your own. That's what I
always think about birds. And if you show the snakes
some kindness, yeah, I'm not going to bite you. I'm
just going to bite them. That feeds it. No, I
know that she's also going down the highway and she's
going to go, don't you slither, don't slither over that gearstick.
Damn it. It's around my neck. Damn it, damn it, damit.
It bit me in the eye, damited it me. But
(46:51):
I think that whenever I see a bird stuck inside
and everyone panics, I'm like, the bird will whack it out.
The bird got in, the bird will get out. Yeah,
I swear birds get more confusing the more things you open.
This wasn't open before. Bang. Thank you so much for
joining us with this episode of Canceled. If you want
to send us a life size cut out, that's cool.
We'll set up a place in the to put Billy.
(47:14):
We'll put him together. This afternoon. We will, No, we will.
I just don't know where we'll put it. I think
the office generally is annoyed by the chaos of our work.
I think we put I think Billy is really going
to send him over the air. Canceled is produced by
Kimberly Bradish with audio production by Leah Porgies. And we
will be back next week. Bye bye.
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