June 29, 2025 • 32 mins
Are you subconsciously thirsting after emotionally unavailable men because you grew up crushing on Aladdin? Same, bestie. In this weeks episode of the Unhinged Podcast, host Phoebe Parsons chats to Mikki Fisher and assigns every Disney Prince an attachment style, and spoiler: it’s not secure.
From Prince Charming’s vanilla energy to the Beast’s walking red flag rage issues, this episode is your unofficial guide to decoding your love life through the lens of childhood delusion and adult dysfunction.
If you’ve ever trauma-bonded over a cartoon… this one’s for you.
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Speaker 1 (00:05):
Apodje Production. Welcome to Unhinged.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is a podcast about the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncomfortably
relatable shit that you only talk about in your closest
group chat. I'm Phoebe. Welcome back to Unhinged. My gal
Mickey Fisher.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The Queen about hind.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Last week we spoke Disney princesses. Yeah, this week we
are picking up the conversation, but we are flipping the
narrative to the men. We are talking about the Disney
Princes and more specifically, I've actually related every Disney prince
to a modern day character, and we're going to go
through some of their personality traits to decipher what your
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Disney prince crush says about your attachment style and your
taste in men. This is like a Cleo magazine. Is
a quiz that I've done many times.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
A BuzzFeed quiz? Remember how popular they used to be?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I feel like in my very first job when I
was twenty one, I think that was in twenty eleven,
christ Alive.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Ago, but I feel like I would spend so much
time doing those BuzzFeed quizes and you post like the
answers on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
One hundred percent like what mushroom? Ay you?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What's my scirling?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What gossip god character are you?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So firstly, yeah, as a child, who was your biggest
Disney prince crush?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
My Disney prince crush? I think I was not Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Girl, I can show you the world johiny chimmer rings brand.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Has that changed in adulthood?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, I think I'm just even trying to go over
the ball.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now I loved Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Was it the hat? I don't know, the best.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Maybe is the fact that he was the best.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Maybe it was just definitely senileiness.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I don't know, like the confidence about him.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
The rags to riches. Yeah, that's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Like I or maybe I liked that he just he
didn't come. He wasn't already a prince, you know what
I mean? He worked hard to be a prince.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, I think aladd it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, how about you?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I mean physically speaking, when I was young, because I
had urgers obviously, No.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm kidding. When I was young, it was Prince Eric.
Do you seem very familiar?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Have we met?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I knew it. You're the one the one I've been
looking for.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I think like i've also, my type is brunette, like
dark hair all the way. I've never dated anyone with
blonde hair. I've never been attracted to anyone with blonde hair. Yeah,
he's got a dog. I love men with dogs, you
know what I mean? Like he was just my type
of man, but in my adulthood. And I can't believe
I'm saying this. It's King Trident.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I consider myself a reasonable moment.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to
all be.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, okay, fair fair fair, fair fair fair Zadi, yes,
very szady. Do you know this is actually probably even
more unhinged? But my favorite, one of my absolute favorite
male Disney characters, and I probably would in date him. Well,
I wouldn't, but I'd want to be around him a lot.
I don't know whether we'd be best friends or maybe
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i'd just do.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It for a little bit. I feel like I somehow
know who you're gonna say, who do you think?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
My answer to this is the Snowman from Frozen.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Unicorn. Who Oh, I love it even more. Hi, everyone,
I'm all laugh and I like warm hugs. It's not
I love him. Yeah, all off? Yeah, oh yeah, we.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Love all laugh. It'd be so much fun to be around.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Mine is actually like the Emperor's new groove, Like who's going,
Who's go off? The Emperor's new group? Okay, in fact,
even what's the one?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Who's the guy, the big guy? Where's the green thing?
You know? No, I've changed my answer.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Kronk, oh right, the poison, the poison for Kuska, the
poison chosen specially tos poisons. Poison got you covered Kronk
from He's my adult crush.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I would date him.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I would marry him actually a thousand percent sorry what
a right.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wild and you are out, you are gone?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I would. I would be Kronk's wife.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love that for you. Yeah, he's a good guy.
I feel like it. You'd be a good dad. Yeah,
he's hot.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He sings to himself, he does all things.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That I do. I love that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Let's look in her answers, Kronk and King Tryden. We're
off to a very un him start. Okay, So I've
basically written a list of some of the main Disney
princes from our millennial era, given them a type, a
bit of a character profile, and then I've related them
to a modern day character. So let's start off with
Prince Charming. He is the hot, rich guy with no personality.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yes, yeah he's rich.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
He's hot, but he's so beige.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And you know what, there's really not a lot happening
up here, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You don't need a lot going You don't need a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The world's hint to everything.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
When your parents fucking know that is it Castle he
went to twice, I'll get it for you. Not much
going on there, but you know what is going on,
fucking fetish because Prince Charming loves feet.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, he's got a bit of a foot fetish.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And I feel like a lot of those nice rich
guys they do have that duck undertone, and it normally
is some kind of like sexual fetish.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, they got to have something going on, but.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You overlook it because he's got a trust fund. Yeah,
he's got the money to back it up, so it's okay. Yeah,
true touching money. But I've actually never dated anyone rich,
neither have I. Sorry, babe, love you. I always, for
some reason, thought I would because when I was younger,
I wanted to be a wag so badly, like that's
so problematic in itself, But like, I don't know what
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it actually feels like to date someone who's got money
that you would overlook so much stuff for it. But
I'm jealous of people who have because I kind of
want that lived experience for myself.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
True, I never got to do that either.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I would let you lick my toes if you're going
to buy me like a Cartier bangle or something like,
that's an easy exchange.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
To me A thousand percent, like you could be eighty. No,
I remember I had I had someone in my life
tell me, honestly, just marry for money, honestly, like, if
you don't find anyone great, like the chances are, like
it's rough out there.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It is, it's rough out there.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You have you have.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Two options lesbian give that a crack, and I did,
and I definitely could go there. Yeah, that's my backup plan. Well,
if anything ever happens to Chris, that's what I'll be doing.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Chris is a unisex name.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I will be having a lesbian Golop or Marry Ridge,
and I still both of those are still on the
table for me.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
If anything ever happens.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
To Chris, I just think everyone should always have a
backup plan in life.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, exactly, never say never to anything.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I actually let my friend, my female friend, licked my
toes for fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I didn't pay her the fifty dollars. It was a
dare at a party, and I was like, oh, how
are you like financially okay, because fifty dollars is not
a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of money and these toes are haggard. I am form
a ballerina. I would not put anything near those toes.
But but that's when real boo.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That shows that you're a good friend. Thank you so.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Financially in any way that you.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Can Okay, the modern equivalent, I would give to Prince
Charming and hear me out. Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl, Yeah,
that was like a hundred percent yeah you know. Yeah,
he really doesn't have like a perspective or a point
of view. I would never feel like emotionally safe with him.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, he was. Was he anyone's favorite back in the day,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Because he was? He was very beautiful, like very beautiful.
But no, I was a chunk bast girl, same obvious.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Same.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I was a blair and.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I was a chuk saying, yeah, I used to do.
I went through a headband.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Fame, so did I the amount of bow headbands.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I even bought a Mark Jacob's dress that she wore
on that show from eBay, like I committed to the character.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, I dressed like her. I just really felt like
I was.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, Nate was nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
He was beige, so dull hot, right, hot, but beige.
Hot but beige. Yeah, but I've also got a little wine.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If you were attracted to Prince Trumping slash Nate Archibald,
what does that say about you?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You care more about what other people think than how
happy you are?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
True, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like you'll do things so that you can post them
on Instagram, even if you don't really enjoy them. Yeah,
you know, like that's the vibe that it's giving.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, they're more of an esthetic, which.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
We have discovered since trying to set the studio up.
We are not.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Unfortunately that's not for us.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Okay, Aladdin getting.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Into trouble a little really to Orange Aladdin, trouble the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Way, You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm in trouble, my boy, chaotic bad boy with a
tragic backstory.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's the bad boy that really got me. He lies,
he steals.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, if he were in modern day, he would one
hundred percent vape.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But you don't see that as a red flag. You
see it as like cool and mysterious.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeap. He doesn't have a permanent address.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, he would definitely asked to stay over and then
three months would pass and you'd be like, fuck, I
actually have a roommate.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But he's not paying rent.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, a thousand percent. He'd be like an artist and
he'd be like in a band or something and he's
trying to get his band going.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Or he's a writer writing a book something like that, and.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
He's got no money to his name.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He doesn't really have like a career path. Yeah, he
never pays for anything. But it's fine because he never
asks you to pay, but you just offer because you're like,
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, we do it for love. Yeah. He wouldn't remember
your birthday.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm just thinking of all the aladdins I've dated in
my life.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Too many to even count. I don't know why this
is the most common one.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He wouldn't remember your birthday, No, but would have no
issues being like, hey, can I borrow your car again?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Thinking of all the Aladdins that I've dated in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Damn it modern match. Yeah, I've got two here.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Okay, Ryan Outwood from the OC, I didn't watch this, Okay,
Justin Bobby from the Hills, I don't watch either of
those shows right off, or Okay, Jack Sparrow from the
Parts of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But it's to me giving.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Very Justin Bobby energy, like he was a struggling musician
and you just watched for like eight years.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Or Drina was like, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Fine, old pay He's like he never had a job,
he never had a like here's a Laddin.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, you know, it's just.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But they're lovable, so lovable, extremely lovable because they.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Have points of view. You can have deep, intelligent conversations. Yeah,
you'd probably do really fun things together. Like the dates
are adventurous. They're not just like a stock standard like
Prince Charming would take you to like a really expensive
restaurant and you'd probably have like a steak and a
glass of wine, which is fine, yeah, but it would
be a very like generic date.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, whereas if you're going on a date with a Laddin.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You enjoy riding in a car somewhere, magic carpet. True,
the date is out of the ordinary, so it's fun.
You have a lot of fun together.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You like bang behind a tree, like in a public place,
and you would have like a tatoo on his dick
or something like ituld be outrageous, but.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Everything else is forgiven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, And it reminds me I've actually like I can't
even count, like I actually can count as three the
number of I'm not gonna say men, because they were
boys boys I dated who didn't have beds. Oh so
many three boys I dated did not have beds, But
not because they were moving or because they were renovating.
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They just didn't think that the bed frame was an
essential part of Like they just had a bedroom mattress
on the floor. I can't throw shit at them because
neither I went through. I'm remembering when literally my now
husband was when we first started dating, I also didn't
have a bed frame, so I had I had.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
A double money was on the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Because what was the reason, actually, like you didn't want
it because I could if it was for like some
cute like princess vibes, if it was for aesthetics.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's different than.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Just where it was just like and I made this
like cute corner. And also despite the fact that I
was living with three guys at the time, he could
have helped carry shit in for me.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And it was just like it was just logistically a.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Nightmare trying to get a bedframe in a different scenario.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, I think that's a different I think it's completely different.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's different for me for them.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, Like Grace, he would be the kind of guy
that when you were dating them and you'd be like,
you know, where's this going, Like what are we and
they'd just be like, let's just see where it goes.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Let's not put a label on it. Let's not label it.
Let's we're happy with this.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
With that very noncommittal which then plays into that mystery
and just makes you want them more.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
So then you get more and more desperate. Yeah, so true.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And then won't be long and they'll be like trying
to introduce a third person in.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The relationship, but you won't know about the third person.
That's where a lot of the issues start. Definitely in
my case.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Once I was there again, I think we've already had
this conversation about this man. But I was seeing someone
for a while in my twenties and I thought it
was the cutest thing. When we would be together, he
would be like, I'm just gonna put my phone on
airplane mode so that we're not interrupted, because our time
together is so precious, even though I knew.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It was because he didn't want me to see his
fucking Tinder.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Notifications and all the other messages he was getting from
girls everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, but I was like, hey, he's a present, so
nice to me.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Your love language is quality time.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
And I can tell definitely the kind of guy that
you cry over a lot, especially when you start drinking.
Yes for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, King Triydon, not
another word.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
And I am never never to hear of you going
to the soface again.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is that clear? Okay, here's daddy, Oh my god, Zaddy.
The type is the older man. Yeah, and this just
speaks volumes the first to admit that I do have
daddy issues.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, I mean don't a lot of us.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm gonna say jon'my old, but I'm not going to
typecast because some of you don't. He's older, he's powerful. Yeah,
he sets the rules. Yeah, and it turns you on. Yeah,
you know, you're fine about it. You want to be
taken care of. Yeah, And not everyone can do that.
Not everyone has that nurturing but not nurturing energy. Like
I don't think it's a nurturing paternal energy. It's like
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a controlling energy that you mistake for nurturing energy.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
And I feel like the difference between say Triton and
Prince Charming, because Prince Charming is like rich and will
look after you.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
You know, he.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Won't look after you, but his family money will look
after you, yes, Whereas Triton, he's like a builder. He's
built this like really successful, multimillion dollar business from the
ground up. He has, you know, made a name for himself.
He works hard, and he came from nothing, you know
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what I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's what he gives off. And so now he can
really look after you.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And I think physically is where he's also different to
Prince Charming, Like physically he's probably bigger than you, he's
got big arms. Yeah, he could look after you, like
you'd feel safe with him walking in a dark alleyway.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah for.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Sure, not that you'd be doing that, but just in
case you were, Like, in case you were scenario. He's
not looking for a partner though, He's just looking for
someone who will be obedient into the kind of life
that he is wanting to live, which is the problem.
And I think a lot of the time why this
couldn't be like a long term scenario.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, not just because of the age gap.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
And you know what else, he's got step children and
you're the same age as them, But he also assumes that,
like after dating him for two weeks, you're already their mother,
Like you are literally driving them to and from.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Like their formal you're going.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And it sucks because they fucking hate you.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
They hate you, they hate you, but you're picking them
up from school. You but you are paying for their
snacks and already you're talking to them none more than triedon.
She's texting you like when you're dropping the king home
and you're like.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
A batt let's have a wine, tuly Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, So he would probably be the kind of guy
who would like tell you what to wear, maybe like
not so overtly though, like not super controlling, but he'd
probably like hint to it, like I love when you
wear that red dress, and so then you'd wear it
and you know, like, yeah, he's like emotionally he knows
what he wants, but he's emotionally unavailable. But he's not
scared to tell you what he wants because he's not
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getting attached.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
He's keeping a distance.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, you're just his hot babysitter, but you are desperately
trying to get closer. And at this point it's like
for adoption or for a relationship, like we're.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Not actually sure what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
He's modern match yeap Marks Loan from Grey's Anatomy. It's
giving Lexi and Marks Loan, you know, even though I
love Lexi and Mark Slane and like mixed Steam or yeah,
I am so mixed me and McDreamy. I am mixed Stem,
Mike Dreaming can fuck right off? Make Dreamy is Prince
Charming mixed Steam. Brighten agreed. You know that energy, that
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different energy. Yes, yeah, it's passionate, That's.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What it is. It's passionate.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
And he feels like he has a story, he comes
from something, you know what I mean, Like I.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Feel like not to be crass, but like he wouldn't
make love to you, he'd fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
You, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like that would be a
big difference if you're attracted to him, What does that
say about you? You're not looking for a boyfriend, You're
looking for a therapist because you have daddy issues, and
you are looking essentially for authority, like you need someone
to tell you what to do.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, which I can own up to that because that
is definitely me.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, the beast who's there?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Who are you? The master of this castle?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
The emotionally volatile man that you swear you can fix
and change. We've all had a man or boy. I
should say that we thought we could change. Yes, that
was my favorite kind.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yes, especially when you're younger.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, I'll fix him.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'll fix him. I'll change him.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, he'll change for me.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He's seen none other girls. I'll change that. He doesn't
call me back, I'll change him. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
He's got a whole other family. That's fine. I'll change him.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He's blocked me, that's final changing. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He's aggressive, Yeah, a little bit moody. Yeah, he's got
rage issues. Like all the red flags are there, Yeah,
but you are choosing to ignore them. Yeah, it's he's
almost giving like gas lighting energy.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Oh, he's giving abusive relationship. Yeah, let's be honest, trapped
in a castle.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
But then this is what gets me though, right.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Because he's like like having you in a castle, big
scary monster. But then there's like these softenings, these moments
where then where he's soft and like vulnerable, like he's
staring at.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The rose pedals full.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
That's what gets sounds, what gets me, that's what keeps
you coming back, And it's those little moments. And I
swear to god, everyone has had a moment like that
where it's like they give you an inch and you're
running an ultra marathon.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
You're willing to like overlook like the fifteen girls he's
cheated on you with, because you're like, underneath all of that,
he's actually a really good guy.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh my god, he cheated on me with nine girls,
but he returned my text.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
He loves me.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Literally, he's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's a situationship.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's like a situationship where it's actually not like an
official relationship. It's just this weird situationship where it's kind
of like limbo. He doesn't want to make it official.
You're trying to get him to make it official, and
it's just not marrying up. Though, it's just not marrying up.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But he won't let you see anyone else but he.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But he's allowed to.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, but he's just like he's out there fucking anything
and everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I can't breathe. Okay, the modern match.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Here's Christian Gray or oh yeah, Ryle from it ends
with us.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I haven't seen us.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh my god, you haven't read it. I thought as
a book top girl, you would have read that trash?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Which one is?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It sounds Colleen Hoover like Lively. You know there's a
whole court case going on.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I tried reading that.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's trash.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
But he's essentially Christian Gray, like just like controlling. He
is out fucking but he won't let her fuck.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You know that old story.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So if you're attracted to him, you're probably submissive. You
definitely romanticize emotional unavailability and you hang on because he
shows you those fleeting moments and you think it's gonna change.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Going need called deep because he is not it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Blink twice. If you're in trouble, we will come and
get it.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
We will help you.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
My man's time. Okay, Prince Eric, what are you okay?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Miss I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
If there's not scared you, he's harmless.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Really, the emotionally unavailable man who only likes you when
you're low maintenance. Oh okay, he met you once. Yeah,
you didn't actually speak because you couldn't, and he was like,
she's the one.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh my god. He wants the low maintenance.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
He wants someone he doesn't have to mold, someone he
doesn't have to someone with control, someone would not just
like the quiet, shy goal who doesn't have opinions of
her own, who will kind of just be like the
handbag girlfriend, yes, or the wag the wag yeah, no,
wonder you like her, but I feel like, wag do
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you have opinions?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
But mostly about their girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Like yeah, mostly they're like not warranted warranted opinions.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
He doesn't want a partner.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
He just wants like the fantasy, you know, like he
doesn't want the emotional connection that comes with being in
an actual relationship. He just wants a pretty girl who
he can take to dinner. He might even be like
someone seeking an escort potentially, you know, yeah, you know,
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he could be Peggy Sue.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
He could.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Maybe.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
He's also like a bit confused about his sexuality, Like
he also gives me like maybe bisexual.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Or like I feel like, is he in the navy?
Like what was the boat about? At the start?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I'm like, is he a pirate?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You know, there's a big boat accident and they washed
up on the shore, Like was that boat like a
navy boat?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Like why was he out there with lots of men?
What were they doing out there?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Absolutelybsolutely yes and so and but he's like he knows
he needs a princess or whatever, because as a prince,
that's always the thing that you need. And your arms
on your dick about it, Well, the boys have mums.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Or maybe you've just been surrounded by so many men
that you're like, oh, am I gay? Or am I
attracted to this woman? And then one goal walks by.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
She can't even speak, and you're like, that's my wife.
She's good.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
I think he wants a wife, but I don't think
he wants a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yes, yeah, because the second you start to express an
opinion or have a thought or God forbid to speak
converse in a conversation.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's two way. Yeah, he's like, honor.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
What he would have benefited from and like, you know,
he's a royal, so like he would have benefitted from
a pr relationship, so he could have like continued with
his lovers on the ship or whatever wherever they are. Maybe,
but because you know, he was a royal and back
in those days, you know, it wouldn't have been the
done thing for him to come out and about about it.
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So that's why he needed an Aeriel, you know what
I mean, and could not be better. Pr imagine the stories.
She's actually part fish.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Like way to distract from the real story, did he
that you.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Like, if I was in charge of his PRT, yeah,
I would have That's exactly what I would have done.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Like we're all just a blind eye. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
And like an Aeriel is like a theater girl who's
just like.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yes, he's like her gadar's not on, so she probably
isn't a theater girl, so her gadar is not off.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
But also remember she's also come from a house she's
just got like fourteen sisters, so she's got like no
male energy because her dad's also always yelling at her.
So she's probably also like he's a nice calm man.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, true, Like the only man in her life are
a crab and a.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Fish which I love, which is great, and a seagull
and a seagull troop, so they're all animals.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
So she meets like a human man for the first
time ever, and.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
She's like, that's exactly how they're supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
It's kind of fair though.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's giving the first boy you kiss at a school
dance if you've gone to an all girls high school like.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Me, Yes, it's giving like the only boy available.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Anywhere, do you know what I mean? Like, even like
as a theater girl growing up, it's like, if there
is one straight boy in the performance, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
What he looks like. He is like a chip amongst seagulls.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, every gal.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Is like he will be mine.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Actually yeah, because I gre up a ballet kid.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So I went to a ballet party and there was
like one straight male ballerina at the party and I
got him. And when I say got him, I mean
like we kissed, like that's all we did.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
In high school. But like it was like the chip at.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
The beach and we were all aggressive seagulls because he
was the first straight male in our close proximity and
it was not the kind of I think very similarly
to the communications style between Prince Eric and Ariel. All
of the communication I had with boys when I was
in my early high school phase was not verbal. It
was on MSN because I couldn't string a fucking sentence
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together when.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You see them in real life and you're like so
stressed and you're like, this is I think my boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I think he asked me out last night, this is
my boyfriend. I was so scared of all the boys
I dated. I hated it every single time because I'd
be like so stressed and you'd be like sitting there
at lunchtime holding hands, sweating, but unable.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
To talk to them.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I mean, I don't even understand this. Because I went
to a Catholic all girls boarding school. I was not
around man until I was like seventeen, and by that
point I was like, what what do I do with you?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, I like was in the church and was like
really religious. I had a purity ring. I was terrified
of boys. I also was like too busy. I remember
really clearly one time this boy asked me out. We
were on our way to maths, and he shocked me
with it because I thought we were just walking to
maths together and he's like and I could see he
was being a bit weird, and then he got the
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courage up to ask me out, and my literally I go, ah,
I actually I would love to, but I can't because
I've got too many.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Extra curricular activities.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I literally use the word extracurricular activities. And he's like, oh,
I'm like, I literally don't have time for you.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I'm sorry. But also I was like, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm talk of that.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
What are you gonna do to me? I suppose we're
going to have to do hold hands.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
No, I couldn't do it, no way, No freaking way.
Boys are scary. I don't know, Larry, you know, so
I picked a moment like maybe you just weren't vibing
it at the time. Like I remember I was dating
this guy for a little bit when I was like
a late teen I think it was like my first
year of UNI or something, and like this is a
bit of a sad story, but like I got a
phone call we're not on a day to say my
dad has had a stroke, So we are going to
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the hospital on a train because neither of us drive
because we're sixteen, fucking years old, and on the train
on the way to the hospital, he turns around and says,
do you want to be my girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
You're like read the room.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I said yes, but that was a very weak moment
for me, Like I was thinking, straight.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You're not going to be like, sorry, your dad might die.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I need the emotional support right now. Have a boyfriend. True,
that's full so much teenage drauma, isn't there.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
If there is one time in my life I never
ever ever want to have to repeat, ever, it's being
a teenager. I look back and I'm like, oh my god, no,
think so awkward, Like my niece and nephew are teenagers,
and just experiencing them being teenagers, and the whole time,
I'm just like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry you
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have to do this, this happening.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Did you ever have braces? No kissing with braces?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I experience that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Did you go to high school dances and boys and
girls would play that game called cricket and you'd have
to just kiss as many people.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
As you could at the school dance.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I allowed to go to school dancers.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, well that's a good thing because they were wrought.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, and everyone's fingering each other on the dance floor.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I wanted a movie date.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, you will appreciate this because you are also a
musical theater bath. When I was in grade nine, okay,
grade nine, my both is said Octoba, So I'm also very
young for my grade. My friend, who was a lot
more adventurous than I was, invited me to go and
see Chicago with her and a guy that she went
on a date with. And I was like, Chicago, Hell, yeah, yeah,
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Catherine Zeta Jones renee zelwigar, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And we sat down and she gave him a hand
job in the cinema.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Next to me, and I was so traumatized, me being
like and all that jazz and her being like and
all that jeez.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Never never a so sheltered. It's crazy, no shame.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But also maybe I'm just jealous that I'm improved and
I don't have stories like that.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
No, I don't really have stories like that either, not
when I was that young. When I was that young,
I went on my first date with the boy also
at the movies. This was the first time I had
a proper.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Kiss or whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
And he was like my first sort of proper boyfriend,
and he was a pastor's son from like another church.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
He was like significantly older than me.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
It's giving the seventh Heaven.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
But he then came out a few years later and
I was like, that does not surprise me.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Writing was on the wall.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
And that was like that felt right for me, that
felt perfect.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm so happy for you and for him.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
With my purity ring and we're like making out inspired man.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So, in hindsight, does any of that have an impact
on who? You still have a major Disney Prince crush on?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
No, I still stand by Kronk is a good adult decision.
There was one that I also realized we forgot, and
that is Mulan.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Not actually Mulan, but.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh what's the character I can't even remember?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh my god, But you know who I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Talking, Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, because he is also a bab Come make a man.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
A babe.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But I think he's actually a really good person too,
So I feel like it wouldn't give us as much
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Which is unfortunate. So I'll add him to my list
of IRL daddies.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, I'm sticking with King Triden because I would marry
him yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah. Perfect, that's fair. I want to be part of
your world, and I
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Want to be the easement Kronks, Frog or whatever,
Apodje Production. Welcome to Unhinged.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
This is a podcast about the unfiltered, unhinged, and uncomfortably
relatable shit that you only talk about in your closest
group chat. I'm Phoebe. Welcome back to Unhinged. My gal
Mickey Fisher.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
The Queen about hind.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Hello.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Last week we spoke Disney princesses. Yeah, this week we
are picking up the conversation, but we are flipping the
narrative to the men. We are talking about the Disney
Princes and more specifically, I've actually related every Disney prince
to a modern day character, and we're going to go
through some of their personality traits to decipher what your
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Disney prince crush says about your attachment style and your
taste in men. This is like a Cleo magazine. Is
a quiz that I've done many times.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
A BuzzFeed quiz? Remember how popular they used to be?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
I feel like in my very first job when I
was twenty one, I think that was in twenty eleven,
christ Alive.
Speaker 1 (01:17):
That's a long time.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
Ago, but I feel like I would spend so much
time doing those BuzzFeed quizes and you post like the
answers on Facebook.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
One hundred percent like what mushroom? Ay you?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
What's my scirling?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
You?
Speaker 1 (01:28):
What gossip god character are you?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Yes? Yes?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (01:31):
So firstly, yeah, as a child, who was your biggest
Disney prince crush?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (01:38):
My Disney prince crush? I think I was not Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
Girl, I can show you the world johiny chimmer rings brand.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Tell me?
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Has that changed in adulthood?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Uh?
Speaker 4 (01:57):
No, I think I'm just even trying to go over
the ball.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Now I loved Aladdin?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Was it the hat? I don't know, the best.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
Maybe is the fact that he was the best.
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Maybe it was just definitely senileiness.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I don't know, like the confidence about him.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
The rags to riches. Yeah, that's a lot to unpack.
Speaker 4 (02:17):
Like I or maybe I liked that he just he
didn't come. He wasn't already a prince, you know what
I mean? He worked hard to be a prince.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
Yeah, I think aladd it.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Okay, how about you?
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I mean physically speaking, when I was young, because I
had urgers obviously, No.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I'm kidding. When I was young, it was Prince Eric.
Do you seem very familiar?
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Have we met?
Speaker 1 (02:42):
I knew it. You're the one the one I've been
looking for.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I think like i've also, my type is brunette, like
dark hair all the way. I've never dated anyone with
blonde hair. I've never been attracted to anyone with blonde hair. Yeah,
he's got a dog. I love men with dogs, you
know what I mean? Like he was just my type
of man, but in my adulthood. And I can't believe
I'm saying this. It's King Trident.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
I consider myself a reasonable moment.
Speaker 1 (03:10):
I set certain rules, and I expect those rules to
all be.
Speaker 4 (03:16):
Yeah, okay, fair fair fair, fair fair fair Zadi, yes,
very szady. Do you know this is actually probably even
more unhinged? But my favorite, one of my absolute favorite
male Disney characters, and I probably would in date him. Well,
I wouldn't, but I'd want to be around him a lot.
I don't know whether we'd be best friends or maybe
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i'd just do.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
It for a little bit. I feel like I somehow
know who you're gonna say, who do you think?
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Well?
Speaker 1 (03:42):
My answer to this is the Snowman from Frozen.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Unicorn. Who Oh, I love it even more. Hi, everyone,
I'm all laugh and I like warm hugs. It's not
I love him. Yeah, all off? Yeah, oh yeah, we.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Love all laugh. It'd be so much fun to be around.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Mine is actually like the Emperor's new groove, Like who's going,
Who's go off? The Emperor's new group? Okay, in fact,
even what's the one?
Speaker 3 (04:13):
Who's the guy, the big guy? Where's the green thing?
You know? No, I've changed my answer.
Speaker 4 (04:21):
Kronk, oh right, the poison, the poison for Kuska, the
poison chosen specially tos poisons. Poison got you covered Kronk
from He's my adult crush.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
I would date him.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I would marry him actually a thousand percent sorry what
a right.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
Wild and you are out, you are gone?
Speaker 3 (04:43):
I would. I would be Kronk's wife.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I love that for you. Yeah, he's a good guy.
I feel like it. You'd be a good dad. Yeah,
he's hot.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
He sings to himself, he does all things.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
That I do. I love that.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Let's look in her answers, Kronk and King Tryden. We're
off to a very un him start. Okay, So I've
basically written a list of some of the main Disney
princes from our millennial era, given them a type, a
bit of a character profile, and then I've related them
to a modern day character. So let's start off with
Prince Charming. He is the hot, rich guy with no personality.
Speaker 4 (05:28):
Yes, yeah he's rich.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
He's hot, but he's so beige.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
And you know what, there's really not a lot happening
up here, but that's okay.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
You don't need a lot going You don't need a lot.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
The world's hint to everything.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
When your parents fucking know that is it Castle he
went to twice, I'll get it for you. Not much
going on there, but you know what is going on,
fucking fetish because Prince Charming loves feet.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
You know, he's got a bit of a foot fetish.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And I feel like a lot of those nice rich
guys they do have that duck undertone, and it normally
is some kind of like sexual fetish.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
Yeah, they got to have something going on, but.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
You overlook it because he's got a trust fund. Yeah,
he's got the money to back it up, so it's okay. Yeah,
true touching money. But I've actually never dated anyone rich,
neither have I. Sorry, babe, love you. I always, for
some reason, thought I would because when I was younger,
I wanted to be a wag so badly, like that's
so problematic in itself, But like, I don't know what
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it actually feels like to date someone who's got money
that you would overlook so much stuff for it. But
I'm jealous of people who have because I kind of
want that lived experience for myself.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:46):
True, I never got to do that either.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
I would let you lick my toes if you're going
to buy me like a Cartier bangle or something like,
that's an easy exchange.
Speaker 4 (06:53):
To me A thousand percent, like you could be eighty. No,
I remember I had I had someone in my life
tell me, honestly, just marry for money, honestly, like, if
you don't find anyone great, like the chances are, like
it's rough out there.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
It is, it's rough out there.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
You have you have.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
Two options lesbian give that a crack, and I did,
and I definitely could go there. Yeah, that's my backup plan. Well,
if anything ever happens to Chris, that's what I'll be doing.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Chris is a unisex name.
Speaker 4 (07:28):
I will be having a lesbian Golop or Marry Ridge,
and I still both of those are still on the
table for me.
Speaker 3 (07:35):
If anything ever happens.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
To Chris, I just think everyone should always have a
backup plan in life.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Yeah, exactly, never say never to anything.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I actually let my friend, my female friend, licked my
toes for fifty dollars.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
I didn't pay her the fifty dollars. It was a
dare at a party, and I was like, oh, how
are you like financially okay, because fifty dollars is not
a lot.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Of money and these toes are haggard. I am form
a ballerina. I would not put anything near those toes.
But but that's when real boo.
Speaker 1 (08:01):
That shows that you're a good friend. Thank you so.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Financially in any way that you.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Can Okay, the modern equivalent, I would give to Prince
Charming and hear me out. Nate Archibald from Gossip Girl, Yeah,
that was like a hundred percent yeah you know. Yeah,
he really doesn't have like a perspective or a point
of view. I would never feel like emotionally safe with him.
Speaker 3 (08:27):
No, he was. Was he anyone's favorite back in the day,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Because he was? He was very beautiful, like very beautiful.
But no, I was a chunk bast girl, same obvious.
Speaker 3 (08:37):
Same.
Speaker 1 (08:38):
I was a blair and.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
I was a chuk saying, yeah, I used to do.
I went through a headband.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
Fame, so did I the amount of bow headbands.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I even bought a Mark Jacob's dress that she wore
on that show from eBay, like I committed to the character.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Yeah, I dressed like her. I just really felt like
I was.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, Nate was nothing.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
He was beige, so dull hot, right, hot, but beige.
Hot but beige. Yeah, but I've also got a little wine.
Speaker 2 (09:05):
If you were attracted to Prince Trumping slash Nate Archibald,
what does that say about you?
Speaker 1 (09:09):
You care more about what other people think than how
happy you are?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (09:12):
True, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
Like you'll do things so that you can post them
on Instagram, even if you don't really enjoy them. Yeah,
you know, like that's the vibe that it's giving.
Speaker 3 (09:21):
Yeah, they're more of an esthetic, which.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
We have discovered since trying to set the studio up.
We are not.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Unfortunately that's not for us.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
Okay, Aladdin getting.
Speaker 3 (09:33):
Into trouble a little really to Orange Aladdin, trouble the.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Way, You're only in trouble if you get caught.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I'm in trouble, my boy, chaotic bad boy with a
tragic backstory.
Speaker 1 (09:45):
It's the bad boy that really got me. He lies,
he steals.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Yeah, if he were in modern day, he would one
hundred percent vape.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
But you don't see that as a red flag. You
see it as like cool and mysterious.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, yeah, you know, yeap. He doesn't have a permanent address.
Speaker 2 (10:04):
Yeah, he would definitely asked to stay over and then
three months would pass and you'd be like, fuck, I
actually have a roommate.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
But he's not paying rent.
Speaker 3 (10:12):
Yeah, a thousand percent. He'd be like an artist and
he'd be like in a band or something and he's
trying to get his band going.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Or he's a writer writing a book something like that, and.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
He's got no money to his name.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
He doesn't really have like a career path. Yeah, he
never pays for anything. But it's fine because he never
asks you to pay, but you just offer because you're like,
it's fine.
Speaker 1 (10:35):
Yeah, we do it for love. Yeah. He wouldn't remember
your birthday.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I'm just thinking of all the aladdins I've dated in
my life.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Too many to even count. I don't know why this
is the most common one.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
He wouldn't remember your birthday, No, but would have no
issues being like, hey, can I borrow your car again?
Speaker 3 (10:53):
Thinking of all the Aladdins that I've dated in my life.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Damn it modern match. Yeah, I've got two here.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Okay, Ryan Outwood from the OC, I didn't watch this, Okay,
Justin Bobby from the Hills, I don't watch either of
those shows right off, or Okay, Jack Sparrow from the
Parts of the Caribbean.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
But it's to me giving.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Very Justin Bobby energy, like he was a struggling musician
and you just watched for like eight years.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Or Drina was like, it's.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Fine, old pay He's like he never had a job,
he never had a like here's a Laddin.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, you know, it's just.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
But they're lovable, so lovable, extremely lovable because they.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Have points of view. You can have deep, intelligent conversations. Yeah,
you'd probably do really fun things together. Like the dates
are adventurous. They're not just like a stock standard like
Prince Charming would take you to like a really expensive
restaurant and you'd probably have like a steak and a
glass of wine, which is fine, yeah, but it would
be a very like generic date.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
Yeah, whereas if you're going on a date with a Laddin.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
You enjoy riding in a car somewhere, magic carpet. True,
the date is out of the ordinary, so it's fun.
You have a lot of fun together.
Speaker 4 (12:05):
You like bang behind a tree, like in a public place,
and you would have like a tatoo on his dick
or something like ituld be outrageous, but.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
Everything else is forgiven.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah, And it reminds me I've actually like I can't
even count, like I actually can count as three the
number of I'm not gonna say men, because they were
boys boys I dated who didn't have beds. Oh so
many three boys I dated did not have beds, But
not because they were moving or because they were renovating.
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They just didn't think that the bed frame was an
essential part of Like they just had a bedroom mattress
on the floor. I can't throw shit at them because
neither I went through. I'm remembering when literally my now
husband was when we first started dating, I also didn't
have a bed frame, so I had I had.
Speaker 1 (12:55):
A double money was on the floor.
Speaker 2 (12:57):
Because what was the reason, actually, like you didn't want
it because I could if it was for like some
cute like princess vibes, if it was for aesthetics.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
That's different than.
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Just where it was just like and I made this
like cute corner. And also despite the fact that I
was living with three guys at the time, he could
have helped carry shit in for me.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
And it was just like it was just logistically a.
Speaker 4 (13:20):
Nightmare trying to get a bedframe in a different scenario.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
Yeah, I think that's a different I think it's completely different.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
It's different for me for them.
Speaker 2 (13:31):
No, Like Grace, he would be the kind of guy
that when you were dating them and you'd be like,
you know, where's this going, Like what are we and
they'd just be like, let's just see where it goes.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Let's not put a label on it. Let's not label it.
Let's we're happy with this.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
With that very noncommittal which then plays into that mystery
and just makes you want them more.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
So then you get more and more desperate. Yeah, so true.
Speaker 4 (13:57):
And then won't be long and they'll be like trying
to introduce a third person in.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
The relationship, but you won't know about the third person.
That's where a lot of the issues start. Definitely in
my case.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
Once I was there again, I think we've already had
this conversation about this man. But I was seeing someone
for a while in my twenties and I thought it
was the cutest thing. When we would be together, he
would be like, I'm just gonna put my phone on
airplane mode so that we're not interrupted, because our time
together is so precious, even though I knew.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
It was because he didn't want me to see his
fucking Tinder.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Notifications and all the other messages he was getting from
girls everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Yeah, but I was like, hey, he's a present, so
nice to me.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Your love language is quality time.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
And I can tell definitely the kind of guy that
you cry over a lot, especially when you start drinking.
Yes for sure, Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, King Triydon, not
another word.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
And I am never never to hear of you going
to the soface again.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Is that clear? Okay, here's daddy, Oh my god, Zaddy.
The type is the older man. Yeah, and this just
speaks volumes the first to admit that I do have
daddy issues.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
Yeah, I mean don't a lot of us.
Speaker 2 (15:08):
I'm gonna say jon'my old, but I'm not going to
typecast because some of you don't. He's older, he's powerful. Yeah,
he sets the rules. Yeah, and it turns you on. Yeah,
you know, you're fine about it. You want to be
taken care of. Yeah, And not everyone can do that.
Not everyone has that nurturing but not nurturing energy. Like
I don't think it's a nurturing paternal energy. It's like
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a controlling energy that you mistake for nurturing energy.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
And I feel like the difference between say Triton and
Prince Charming, because Prince Charming is like rich and will
look after you.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
You know, he.
Speaker 4 (15:43):
Won't look after you, but his family money will look
after you, yes, Whereas Triton, he's like a builder. He's
built this like really successful, multimillion dollar business from the
ground up. He has, you know, made a name for himself.
He works hard, and he came from nothing, you know
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what I mean.
Speaker 3 (16:03):
That's what he gives off. And so now he can
really look after you.
Speaker 2 (16:07):
And I think physically is where he's also different to
Prince Charming, Like physically he's probably bigger than you, he's
got big arms. Yeah, he could look after you, like
you'd feel safe with him walking in a dark alleyway.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Yeah yeah, yeah for.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
Sure, not that you'd be doing that, but just in
case you were, Like, in case you were scenario. He's
not looking for a partner though, He's just looking for
someone who will be obedient into the kind of life
that he is wanting to live, which is the problem.
And I think a lot of the time why this
couldn't be like a long term scenario.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
Yeah, not just because of the age gap.
Speaker 4 (16:43):
And you know what else, he's got step children and
you're the same age as them, But he also assumes that,
like after dating him for two weeks, you're already their mother,
Like you are literally driving them to and from.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Like their formal you're going.
Speaker 1 (16:58):
And it sucks because they fucking hate you.
Speaker 2 (17:00):
They hate you, they hate you, but you're picking them
up from school. You but you are paying for their
snacks and already you're talking to them none more than triedon.
She's texting you like when you're dropping the king home
and you're like.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
A batt let's have a wine, tuly Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
Yeah, So he would probably be the kind of guy
who would like tell you what to wear, maybe like
not so overtly though, like not super controlling, but he'd
probably like hint to it, like I love when you
wear that red dress, and so then you'd wear it
and you know, like, yeah, he's like emotionally he knows
what he wants, but he's emotionally unavailable. But he's not
scared to tell you what he wants because he's not
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getting attached.
Speaker 1 (17:42):
He's keeping a distance.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
Yeah, you're just his hot babysitter, but you are desperately
trying to get closer. And at this point it's like
for adoption or for a relationship, like we're.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
Not actually sure what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (17:54):
He's modern match yeap Marks Loan from Grey's Anatomy. It's
giving Lexi and Marks Loan, you know, even though I
love Lexi and Mark Slane and like mixed Steam or yeah,
I am so mixed me and McDreamy. I am mixed Stem,
Mike Dreaming can fuck right off? Make Dreamy is Prince
Charming mixed Steam. Brighten agreed. You know that energy, that
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different energy. Yes, yeah, it's passionate, That's.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
What it is. It's passionate.
Speaker 3 (18:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4 (18:25):
And he feels like he has a story, he comes
from something, you know what I mean, Like I.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
Feel like not to be crass, but like he wouldn't
make love to you, he'd fuck.
Speaker 1 (18:33):
You, you know.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, like that would be a
big difference if you're attracted to him, What does that
say about you? You're not looking for a boyfriend, You're
looking for a therapist because you have daddy issues, and
you are looking essentially for authority, like you need someone
to tell you what to do.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
Yeah, which I can own up to that because that
is definitely me.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Okay, the beast who's there?
Speaker 3 (19:00):
Who are you? The master of this castle?
Speaker 2 (19:08):
The emotionally volatile man that you swear you can fix
and change. We've all had a man or boy. I
should say that we thought we could change. Yes, that
was my favorite kind.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yes, especially when you're younger.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
Yeah, I'll fix him.
Speaker 1 (19:24):
I'll fix him. I'll change him.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
Yeah, he'll change for me.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
He's seen none other girls. I'll change that. He doesn't
call me back, I'll change him. That's fine.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
He's got a whole other family. That's fine. I'll change him.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
He's blocked me, that's final changing. Oh my god.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
He's aggressive, Yeah, a little bit moody. Yeah, he's got
rage issues. Like all the red flags are there, Yeah,
but you are choosing to ignore them. Yeah, it's he's
almost giving like gas lighting energy.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
Oh, he's giving abusive relationship. Yeah, let's be honest, trapped
in a castle.
Speaker 3 (19:59):
But then this is what gets me though, right.
Speaker 4 (20:02):
Because he's like like having you in a castle, big
scary monster. But then there's like these softenings, these moments
where then where he's soft and like vulnerable, like he's
staring at.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The rose pedals full.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
That's what gets sounds, what gets me, that's what keeps
you coming back, And it's those little moments. And I
swear to god, everyone has had a moment like that
where it's like they give you an inch and you're
running an ultra marathon.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Yeah, you know.
Speaker 4 (20:28):
You're willing to like overlook like the fifteen girls he's
cheated on you with, because you're like, underneath all of that,
he's actually a really good guy.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
Oh my god, he cheated on me with nine girls,
but he returned my text.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
He loves me.
Speaker 3 (20:46):
Literally, he's not that bad.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
It's a situationship.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It's like a situationship where it's actually not like an
official relationship. It's just this weird situationship where it's kind
of like limbo. He doesn't want to make it official.
You're trying to get him to make it official, and
it's just not marrying up. Though, it's just not marrying up.
Speaker 3 (21:07):
But he won't let you see anyone else but he.
Speaker 1 (21:10):
But he's allowed to.
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yeah, but he's just like he's out there fucking anything
and everyone.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I can't breathe. Okay, the modern match.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Here's Christian Gray or oh yeah, Ryle from it ends
with us.
Speaker 3 (21:29):
I haven't seen us.
Speaker 2 (21:30):
Oh my god, you haven't read it. I thought as
a book top girl, you would have read that trash?
Speaker 3 (21:33):
Which one is?
Speaker 1 (21:35):
It sounds Colleen Hoover like Lively. You know there's a
whole court case going on.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
No.
Speaker 3 (21:39):
I tried reading that.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
It's trash.
Speaker 2 (21:41):
But he's essentially Christian Gray, like just like controlling. He
is out fucking but he won't let her fuck.
Speaker 1 (21:47):
You know that old story.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
So if you're attracted to him, you're probably submissive. You
definitely romanticize emotional unavailability and you hang on because he
shows you those fleeting moments and you think it's gonna change.
Speaker 3 (22:03):
Going need called deep because he is not it.
Speaker 1 (22:09):
Blink twice. If you're in trouble, we will come and
get it.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
We will help you.
Speaker 1 (22:14):
My man's time. Okay, Prince Eric, what are you okay?
Speaker 3 (22:18):
Miss I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
If there's not scared you, he's harmless.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
Really, the emotionally unavailable man who only likes you when
you're low maintenance. Oh okay, he met you once. Yeah,
you didn't actually speak because you couldn't, and he was like,
she's the one.
Speaker 1 (22:38):
Oh my god. He wants the low maintenance.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
He wants someone he doesn't have to mold, someone he
doesn't have to someone with control, someone would not just
like the quiet, shy goal who doesn't have opinions of
her own, who will kind of just be like the
handbag girlfriend, yes, or the wag the wag yeah, no,
wonder you like her, but I feel like, wag do
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you have opinions?
Speaker 1 (23:03):
But mostly about their girlfriends?
Speaker 2 (23:04):
Like yeah, mostly they're like not warranted warranted opinions.
Speaker 1 (23:09):
He doesn't want a partner.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
He just wants like the fantasy, you know, like he
doesn't want the emotional connection that comes with being in
an actual relationship. He just wants a pretty girl who
he can take to dinner. He might even be like
someone seeking an escort potentially, you know, yeah, you know,
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he could be Peggy Sue.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
He could.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Maybe.
Speaker 4 (23:37):
He's also like a bit confused about his sexuality, Like
he also gives me like maybe bisexual.
Speaker 2 (23:47):
Or like I feel like, is he in the navy?
Like what was the boat about? At the start?
Speaker 3 (23:52):
I'm like, is he a pirate?
Speaker 2 (23:55):
You know, there's a big boat accident and they washed
up on the shore, Like was that boat like a
navy boat?
Speaker 1 (24:00):
Like why was he out there with lots of men?
What were they doing out there?
Speaker 4 (24:04):
Absolutelybsolutely yes and so and but he's like he knows
he needs a princess or whatever, because as a prince,
that's always the thing that you need. And your arms
on your dick about it, Well, the boys have mums.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Or maybe you've just been surrounded by so many men
that you're like, oh, am I gay? Or am I
attracted to this woman? And then one goal walks by.
Speaker 1 (24:26):
She can't even speak, and you're like, that's my wife.
She's good.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
I think he wants a wife, but I don't think
he wants a girlfriend.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
Yes, yeah, because the second you start to express an
opinion or have a thought or God forbid to speak
converse in a conversation.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
That's two way. Yeah, he's like, honor.
Speaker 4 (24:44):
What he would have benefited from and like, you know,
he's a royal, so like he would have benefitted from
a pr relationship, so he could have like continued with
his lovers on the ship or whatever wherever they are. Maybe,
but because you know, he was a royal and back
in those days, you know, it wouldn't have been the
done thing for him to come out and about about it.
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So that's why he needed an Aeriel, you know what
I mean, and could not be better. Pr imagine the stories.
She's actually part fish.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
Like way to distract from the real story, did he
that you.
Speaker 2 (25:26):
Like, if I was in charge of his PRT, yeah,
I would have That's exactly what I would have done.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Like we're all just a blind eye. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (25:35):
And like an Aeriel is like a theater girl who's
just like.
Speaker 3 (25:39):
Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yes, he's like her gadar's not on, so she probably
isn't a theater girl, so her gadar is not off.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
But also remember she's also come from a house she's
just got like fourteen sisters, so she's got like no
male energy because her dad's also always yelling at her.
So she's probably also like he's a nice calm man.
Speaker 3 (25:57):
Yeah, true, Like the only man in her life are
a crab and a.
Speaker 2 (26:00):
Fish which I love, which is great, and a seagull
and a seagull troop, so they're all animals.
Speaker 4 (26:08):
So she meets like a human man for the first
time ever, and.
Speaker 1 (26:12):
She's like, that's exactly how they're supposed to be.
Speaker 3 (26:14):
This is it.
Speaker 1 (26:14):
It's kind of fair though.
Speaker 2 (26:16):
It's giving the first boy you kiss at a school
dance if you've gone to an all girls high school like.
Speaker 4 (26:20):
Me, Yes, it's giving like the only boy available.
Speaker 3 (26:27):
Anywhere, do you know what I mean? Like, even like
as a theater girl growing up, it's like, if there
is one straight boy in the performance, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
What he looks like. He is like a chip amongst seagulls.
Speaker 1 (26:41):
Yeah, every gal.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Is like he will be mine.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Actually yeah, because I gre up a ballet kid.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
So I went to a ballet party and there was
like one straight male ballerina at the party and I
got him. And when I say got him, I mean
like we kissed, like that's all we did.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
In high school. But like it was like the chip at.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
The beach and we were all aggressive seagulls because he
was the first straight male in our close proximity and
it was not the kind of I think very similarly
to the communications style between Prince Eric and Ariel. All
of the communication I had with boys when I was
in my early high school phase was not verbal. It
was on MSN because I couldn't string a fucking sentence
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together when.
Speaker 3 (27:23):
You see them in real life and you're like so
stressed and you're like, this is I think my boyfriend.
Speaker 4 (27:28):
I think he asked me out last night, this is
my boyfriend. I was so scared of all the boys
I dated. I hated it every single time because I'd
be like so stressed and you'd be like sitting there
at lunchtime holding hands, sweating, but unable.
Speaker 3 (27:42):
To talk to them.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
I mean, I don't even understand this. Because I went
to a Catholic all girls boarding school. I was not
around man until I was like seventeen, and by that
point I was like, what what do I do with you?
Speaker 4 (27:53):
Yeah, I like was in the church and was like
really religious. I had a purity ring. I was terrified
of boys. I also was like too busy. I remember
really clearly one time this boy asked me out. We
were on our way to maths, and he shocked me
with it because I thought we were just walking to
maths together and he's like and I could see he
was being a bit weird, and then he got the
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courage up to ask me out, and my literally I go, ah,
I actually I would love to, but I can't because
I've got too many.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
Extra curricular activities.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
I literally use the word extracurricular activities. And he's like, oh,
I'm like, I literally don't have time for you.
Speaker 3 (28:32):
I'm sorry. But also I was like, I'm scared.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
I'm talk of that.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
What are you gonna do to me? I suppose we're
going to have to do hold hands.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
No, I couldn't do it, no way, No freaking way.
Boys are scary. I don't know, Larry, you know, so
I picked a moment like maybe you just weren't vibing
it at the time. Like I remember I was dating
this guy for a little bit when I was like
a late teen I think it was like my first
year of UNI or something, and like this is a
bit of a sad story, but like I got a
phone call we're not on a day to say my
dad has had a stroke, So we are going to
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the hospital on a train because neither of us drive
because we're sixteen, fucking years old, and on the train
on the way to the hospital, he turns around and says,
do you want to be my girlfriend?
Speaker 3 (29:10):
You're like read the room.
Speaker 2 (29:11):
I said yes, but that was a very weak moment
for me, Like I was thinking, straight.
Speaker 3 (29:17):
You're not going to be like, sorry, your dad might die.
Speaker 1 (29:19):
I need the emotional support right now. Have a boyfriend. True,
that's full so much teenage drauma, isn't there.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
If there is one time in my life I never
ever ever want to have to repeat, ever, it's being
a teenager. I look back and I'm like, oh my god, no,
think so awkward, Like my niece and nephew are teenagers,
and just experiencing them being teenagers, and the whole time,
I'm just like, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry you
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have to do this, this happening.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Did you ever have braces? No kissing with braces?
Speaker 3 (29:56):
I experience that.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Did you go to high school dances and boys and
girls would play that game called cricket and you'd have
to just kiss as many people.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
As you could at the school dance.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
I allowed to go to school dancers.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Okay, well that's a good thing because they were wrought.
Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, and everyone's fingering each other on the dance floor.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
I wanted a movie date.
Speaker 2 (30:16):
Okay, you will appreciate this because you are also a
musical theater bath. When I was in grade nine, okay,
grade nine, my both is said Octoba, So I'm also very
young for my grade. My friend, who was a lot
more adventurous than I was, invited me to go and
see Chicago with her and a guy that she went
on a date with. And I was like, Chicago, Hell, yeah, yeah,
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Catherine Zeta Jones renee zelwigar, let's do this.
Speaker 1 (30:41):
And we sat down and she gave him a hand
job in the cinema.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Next to me, and I was so traumatized, me being
like and all that jazz and her being like and
all that jeez.
Speaker 1 (30:55):
Never never a so sheltered. It's crazy, no shame.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
But also maybe I'm just jealous that I'm improved and
I don't have stories like that.
Speaker 4 (31:06):
No, I don't really have stories like that either, not
when I was that young. When I was that young,
I went on my first date with the boy also
at the movies. This was the first time I had
a proper.
Speaker 1 (31:15):
Kiss or whatever.
Speaker 4 (31:16):
And he was like my first sort of proper boyfriend,
and he was a pastor's son from like another church.
Speaker 3 (31:24):
He was like significantly older than me.
Speaker 1 (31:27):
It's giving the seventh Heaven.
Speaker 4 (31:29):
But he then came out a few years later and
I was like, that does not surprise me.
Speaker 1 (31:35):
Writing was on the wall.
Speaker 3 (31:35):
And that was like that felt right for me, that
felt perfect.
Speaker 1 (31:40):
I'm so happy for you and for him.
Speaker 3 (31:43):
With my purity ring and we're like making out inspired man.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
So, in hindsight, does any of that have an impact
on who? You still have a major Disney Prince crush on?
Speaker 4 (31:54):
No, I still stand by Kronk is a good adult decision.
There was one that I also realized we forgot, and
that is Mulan.
Speaker 3 (32:03):
Not actually Mulan, but.
Speaker 1 (32:05):
Oh what's the character I can't even remember?
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Oh my god, But you know who I'm.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Talking, Yes, I do.
Speaker 3 (32:12):
Yeah, because he is also a bab Come make a man.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
A babe.
Speaker 2 (32:22):
But I think he's actually a really good person too,
So I feel like it wouldn't give us as much
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
Which is unfortunate. So I'll add him to my list
of IRL daddies.
Speaker 2 (32:33):
Well, I'm sticking with King Triden because I would marry
him yesterday, today, and tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (32:37):
Yeah. Perfect, that's fair. I want to be part of
your world, and I
Speaker 3 (32:44):
Want to be the easement Kronks, Frog or whatever,
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