The Monster Line

The Monster Line

Two intrepid creatures of the night stalk the mysterious beasts known as cryptids through field and forest - so they can help them solve their problems! Claire (suburban Werewolf) and Daniel Pier (Vortal: Half Vampire/Half Mortal) have recently devoted their lives to helping solve mundane cryptid problems through their new venture, The Monster Line. During each completely improvised episode, a new cryptid stops by The Monster Line offices to air their grievances and ask for help.

Episodes

December 27, 2022 48 mins
It's a brand new year, and Claire and Dan are back with a bang (and a hangover) - the monster from It Follows wants to find a friend who won't run away when they see him behind them. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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A skeleton with a very particular request (Nick Wiger) asks Dan and Claire to help him remember his favorite part of being mortal, in this holly jolly adventure. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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December 13, 2022 49 mins
All the way from the Wolverine State, the Michigan Dog Man (Adam Peacock: My Neighbors Are Dead) is here to consult with Dan and Claire on how to deter the pesky teens who keep coming out into his forest to fool around. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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December 6, 2022 44 mins
Everyone knows about the Jersey Devil - but what about his little brother, the scrappy and surprisingly goat-like Rhode Island Devil (Alex Fernie)! This B-string devil wants to make a name for himself on his own, and Dan and Claire are ready to help. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Two Zombies (John Flynn and Mark Rennie) have always dreamed of opening a record shop, but they can't see to get the start-up capital. So the gang visits a local bank to see about getting their new undead friends a small business loan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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November 22, 2022 55 mins
A gravedigger (Seth Morris) with a zombie infestation situation seeks out Dan and Claire's help - but things don't quite turn out how he'd hoped. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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November 15, 2022 53 mins
Jay Slenderman (Brian Huskey) wants to get swole - but he's not sure where to start. Claire and Dan take him out on the town to see how he can feel better about his body. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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November 8, 2022 48 mins
A Mimic (Mark McConville) who's stuck in a chair-shaped rut needs help discovering his true self, and finding a new form...sounds like a good excuse to visit the mall! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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She's a hawk all day and a lady all night. He's a wolf all night and a guy all day. Can this unlikely couple of high school sweethearts (Pam Murpy and Will Hines) rekindle their marriage? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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October 25, 2022 51 mins
You've heard of a banshee - but a ban-HEE? This harbinger of doom (Ronnie Adrian) is upset that he's not getting the recognition he deserves - in the monster and human worlds - so he's enlisting Claire and Dan to help tell the world about banhee's on the spookiest day of the year. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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October 18, 2022 47 mins
La Llorona (Anna Salinas: LOOT on AppleTV+, @BadComixByAnna on Instagram) is hoping to rebrand and become relevant again. Can this wailing ghost make Gen Z think she's cool? ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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Donnie, a Slide-Rock Bolter (Patrick McDonald: Artists on Artists on Artists on Artists, SMOSH) is looking for love. ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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October 4, 2022 52 mins
Steve Lurch, a Lurch (Dan Lippert: Big Grande, Man Dog Pod) is new in town and in desperate need of friends. ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf To advertise on the show, contact us! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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October 4, 2022 33 mins
Daniel, a Vortal (Adal Rifai: Hello from the Magic Tavern) and Claire, a Werewolf (Katelyn Hempstead: Lizard People) embark on a new journey when they open The Monster Line: a venture dedicated to helping the ghouls, goblins, cryptids and creatures of the Shadow Bottoms and beyond! ~~ Follow the show on Instagram: @monsterlinepod Email the show at: monsterlinepod@gmail.com ~~ The Monster Line is brought to you by QCODE / Wood Elf T...
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Two intrepid creatures of the night stalk the mysterious beasts known as cryptids through field and forest - so they can help them solve their problems! Claire Dermond (suburban Werewolf) and Daniel Pier (Vortal:Half Vampire/Half Mortal from Bug Tussle, Texas) have recently devoted their lives to helping solve mundane cryptid problems through their new venture: The Monster Line. Each episode, a new cryptid stops by The Monster Line...
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