everything is falling apart

we used to k*ll women that talked as much as enya in the olden days

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:15):
One thing about me is like, my parents are not
gonna tell me, Like literally my parents, my parents aren't
gonna tell me what to do. And I I love
my family and I do so many things for them.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Echoing here is crazy.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
I don't like my family.

Speaker 4 (00:29):
Well though, he is with the echo like that makes sense.
Everyone everyone was like, uh, the echo, the echo, the
echo so bad. When I listened back, I literally did
not hear an echo at all, And I'm like, what
the fuck is going on? Like can I not hear
I don't think I can hear good anymore?

Speaker 2 (00:45):
Really, Yeah, yeah, I think my hearing is kind of shop.
But no, I definitely hear an echo.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
But I think we fixed the echo in this episode.
So it should sound a little bit better for you
guys right now.

Speaker 3 (00:54):
I'm sure it sounds good.

Speaker 1 (00:55):
As fun, and like, honestly, if it doesn't, you get
what you get and you don't throw no, literally, guy.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
Seriously, So I did the camera in today so you
guys don't have to worry about it.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Oh yeah, Kai did such a good job of setting
up today. He crashed out.

Speaker 4 (01:07):
We are crashing the fuck out, Like, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (01:11):
Here's the thing. I drink a lot, I started at seven.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
A drink a lot.

Speaker 3 (01:15):
I always will not. It depends on your definition of
a lot. But I started drinking at seven. I came in,
I set everything up for you guys, but you came in.
What I know. I came into the house. Don't make
it sexual, dude, are always making it sexual. And then
I just set everything up so freak. I might have
bumped into a couple of things, but.

Speaker 4 (01:31):
Yeah, Kai set up the studio today.

Speaker 2 (01:33):
No, he came in and crashed out.

Speaker 4 (01:35):
He literally just came in throwing It was really like,
actually scary.

Speaker 1 (01:39):
We should make like a breakaway room out of the set,
Like we should have a puture of those made and
just let y'all go in and fucking freak out and
we'll have dummies of us that y'all can beat up.

Speaker 4 (01:49):
And yeah, that's literally such like an actually good idea.

Speaker 1 (01:53):
Whoa I mean, dude, the thing is about me is
I am one of the greatest minds on the planet.

Speaker 4 (01:58):
Yeah, See, like the tea is is the amount of
ideas we have. More specifically Enya that like she has
that We're like, okay, we're gonna do this because there's
a lot of shit that we want to do that
we don't do that gets done six months to a
year later is genuinely insane. Like it's actually shocking, you
know what it is.

Speaker 1 (02:19):
And I really think both of us have to get
better at this. Oh Ryan so good at it, but
Oriyan's so good at it. But O'Ryan bends over backwards
to do everything herself, and that's why she's.

Speaker 2 (02:29):
The fucking her Mary.

Speaker 4 (02:30):
We do that same.

Speaker 1 (02:31):
But that's what I was gonna say, is like we all,
like everyone we know, takes on tasks that we know
are things that could get done maybe sometimes even better.
I think we're all extremely good at what we do,
but like not maybe not better, but faster if we
just ask for help fapper, Yeah, and we don't ask
for help.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
And I do that with everything. That's what I've been
doing with sewing, bitch.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
I haven't looked up a single video on how to sow,
so HELLI and I've been making shit because I'm just
gonna tell you, have.

Speaker 4 (02:58):
You showed the crown that you make?

Speaker 5 (03:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Well, insert a picture if you want. It's so cute.
And I also I've started so like I've I've been
painting for years and I kind of keep it a
secret from everyone because.

Speaker 2 (03:13):
I mean I'm showing off.

Speaker 4 (03:15):
No I've I literally I'm kidding. I literally keep it
a secret because like, once I post it online, I
just like fall out of love with whatever I'm doing.
So I started uh painting in privacy, and I have
always been so scared of oil paint, Like oil paint
freaks me the fuck out, like I never thought I
could do it. And then I started my first oil

(03:35):
painting piece last week, two weeks ago. And why did
no one tell me that oil paint is fucking lit?

Speaker 2 (03:41):
Like it's so lit, it is so fun.

Speaker 1 (03:43):
I only started oil painting because of you. But I'm
still really bad at it because I have absolutely no
fucking patience. I'm not waiting for this to dry. What
do you mean it's gonna take like hours to dry?

Speaker 2 (03:52):
You're really good at it.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
Drew will do his little layer and walk around the
house and like pass the time. I will do the
layer and stand up for two seconds and come back
and touch it and feel.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
It's why I'm like, you'll make mud, but like that,
the tea is make fun and it makes mud on
the canvas. It's crazy, But teas is You're not supposed
to like paint the whole painting like you're not supposed
to paint a layer and then paint a layer paint layer.
You're supposed to like do brushstrokes, But I don't know.
I What I do is I water down the oil

(04:21):
paint until it becomes like literally just watercolor, and I
paint with oil paint like it's watercolor.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
That's I think, essentially what I do. And I do
it because I saw you do it, so then I
just thought that's how you do it.

Speaker 4 (04:30):
Because I don't know me.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I'm not looking it up. I'm not looking it up.
Give me the fucking shit, and if it happens, it happens.
And if I can't do it, then it's not meant
to be. I'll post my art.

Speaker 2 (04:39):
Why are you wearing my fucking shoes? My shoes?

Speaker 4 (04:41):
I just thought I looked pretty in them.

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Give me, no, give me my fucking shoes.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (04:46):
I just like the way your feel on my feet,
even close to delicate enough to fit in those.

Speaker 4 (04:51):
Delicate kai back up about my feet, don't talk about
in his feet.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
Well, okay, if you frame it like that, I guess, well, yes,
well no, I it was well insert the video here yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Insert the video. I got it on video. I was watching, No,
the craziest thing of all time is and you witnessed it.
I realized how chopped I am. Like two days ago,
I literally started like crashing out, like it was really bad,
bitch a twenty six year old man saying, really is
how chop that was? I started crashing out, like can
I shut the fuck up? Like, oh my god, but no,

(05:28):
I like freaked out like I saw me for me,
for who I really am for the first time the
other day and just every photo I've ever posted, every
video of me on my phone, Like I started going
on a deep dive and I was like, oh my god,
everyone lies to me. I'm chop. I'm crazy.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
That can be how you feel, because like I am
the most fakes insecure person ever because at the end
of the day, I do think I'm hom and I
will say and I will look at my tiktoks and
my ig and my pics and I'm like, damn, I
just like actually walk through life that bad fuck.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
I'm literally Michael Jackson bad.

Speaker 4 (06:05):
What but like, wait, you're bad like Michael Jackson. No, no, no,
what do you do that close to Michael Jackson. Why
would you compare yourself to Michael Jackson?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Fucking pop stars and I make the girls go crazy?

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Yeah, the little girls, little girls. Well, oh, this is
something else I wanted to bring up. That like literally
was driving me insane. But yes, we fucking moved like
like what like like what like we weren't trying to
hide it. If we were gonna hide it from y'all,
we would have done a good job at hiding in.

Speaker 1 (06:36):
We're just overwhelmed and like we don't have the time
to just in the middle of a move do here
I go fucking doing the set.

Speaker 2 (06:45):
Look at this ship? What like? I literally can't, like
I don't want to. But with that being said, you
won't see us for a while.

Speaker 3 (06:52):
Yeah, yeah, I'm just checking to make sure it's recording.
I'm just doing my job.

Speaker 2 (06:58):
Oh yeah, because you knocked over.

Speaker 3 (07:01):
Everything looks perfect from here. If you guys ever get
ugly and fall off, I'll tell you and I'll quit.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
So okay, let's tell you'll know, Okay, literally perfect.

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Waiting for an ugly person to identify another ugly person
is way too difficult, So.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
We can't do that.

Speaker 4 (07:17):
You can't.

Speaker 1 (07:20):
That's what I'm saying, but ka, I can't be looking
out for us to turn ugly, like he'll let it
get far past that.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
This actually isn't funny because I am actually ugly.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
Is all like three people who know they're good looking
being like I'm.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
So I genuinely, I genuinely, I'm not kidding. I look
at myself and I actually think I'm heinous. It's not
a bit, it's not.

Speaker 3 (07:44):
A bit skin melting and rotten.

Speaker 1 (07:46):
Yeah, well, it depends on the time of the day
for me, Like it really depends, Like, yeah, I do
have days I can't lie, like even princesses have their days.
Like some days I do see a mirror and it
sends a shiver down my back that I can only
assume epidural would be able to.

Speaker 4 (08:04):
Like India's new bathroom is haunted. It's like it is
a cursed space.

Speaker 1 (08:09):
Literally look her mind in there, because it's pushing me,
but like in the best way, in like a weird like.

Speaker 4 (08:15):
It's very chucky, cheese coated.

Speaker 1 (08:17):
Okay, chills my bathroom.

Speaker 2 (08:21):
I spent a lot of time in there. But it
is really really freaky.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
That bathroom is like I just go through faces with it,
like sometimes I love it, but.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Like ooh sometimes like that's that's where I realized how
chopped I was. But then I go to.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Also because it has these really old mirrors with very
specific lighting in there. I had to put one of
those tulip shades over one of the light fixtures because
it used to be even brighter in there somehow, but
it is covered in mirrors. Whatever, fucking crazy bitch. Honestly,
God blessed because it did something positive for my ego
to see myself from all angles, because I was.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
Like, you know what, like I'm good looking, like I.

Speaker 1 (08:59):
Can chill, but on days when I don't feel like that,
I don't need to see I think.

Speaker 3 (09:04):
Your bathroom's cool. I like that it looks like a
McDonald's Playpenny.

Speaker 4 (09:07):
Yeah seriously, And I have just like the most beautiful bathroom.
We each have our own bathrooms, which is so it's.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
Really really God but I felt like I've got v
Bucks saying that it's terrifying how.

Speaker 4 (09:24):
Much time I spend in the bathroom. Like I literally
like anytime y'all are like, hey, Drew, like you have
a question for me, I'm so insecure because I'm literally
always in the bathroom like every time anybody's come to
my room, I'm like just chilling in the bathroom. But
I know that.

Speaker 2 (09:37):
About you, like I know you like to spend time with.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
The Yeah, it's it's a given to take, though, it's
so it's a given to take because Enya's room is
like nice, cozy, warm, beautiful, like stunning, gorgeous. Her bathroom
is terrifying, like deep guttural pits of hell.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Like really okay, because like not too much on my
bathroom because it's abe.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
Sometimes my bathroom is gorgeous, beautiful, stunning, bright, skinny.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
And yeah, softly, you have like this very harsh overhead.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
No, there's no shadows, not a shadow in sight in
the bathroom, like it's really eerie.

Speaker 4 (10:12):
But my bedroom is a dungeoness pit that is cold
and literally leaking well to be very old.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
Because okay, I have never lived in a house with
like a banging ass heater like I've never I've never
had to live in a location like our last place,
we had a heater, but it sucked, so we just had.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
To freeze, like you had to freeze.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Now this place has good heaters, bitch, I don't give
a fuck.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
But like granted.

Speaker 1 (10:41):
I I think I'm gonna really be brought back to
reality when I see that first bill, because I've never
lived in a place with a heater, and Drew is
very frugal and very responsible and yells at all of
us about the heaters, so he would rather be cold
and miserable than just no.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
I just get under a heated blanket and put a
hoodie on, and like, literally, I'm so dad codd with
the heater. But I'm like, just wait, our bill is
going to be like four grand. It's gonna be so
it's going to be terrifying.

Speaker 2 (11:07):
No way, it's no, it's.

Speaker 4 (11:09):
It's going to be expen I mean like it's it's
going to be mad expensive. But well, we'll see, we'll see,
we'll see. But yeah, we moved a lovely house. You'll
never get a house tour. I'll say that right now.
You'll never see the insides of our house. You might
be able to in the YouTube video I have coming

(11:30):
out soon.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
But also to be clear, because like, although flattered, I
don't own anything. Okay, there's not a single thing in
my life other than the clothes I've gotten off like
my lill.

Speaker 4 (11:40):
So we're renting we did not buy a home.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 (11:43):
Everybody has been talking to us like we bought and
I've been doing this really bad thing because it's specifically
it's older adults I do it with been talking to
me and been like, oh my god, congrats on the house,
like when did you buy?

Speaker 2 (11:55):
And I don't know how to be like, girl, I'm renting.

Speaker 4 (11:59):
Yeah, we didn't buy a house.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
So I just lie. So there are a lot of
old people. A lot of old people think I own
a house. A lot of old people. Also, this is
the first time I've lived in a neighborhood. Kai Jesus
fucking Christ.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
I was. I was sending you to the group chats
so you could look at it, and I would interrupt,
and then I still fucking interrupt it because I suck.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
Honestly.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Oh way, Nya, you know what tea is?

Speaker 1 (12:24):
Like?

Speaker 4 (12:24):
You know that? Like I think something, Wait.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
What is tea? I don't know what ta is?

Speaker 4 (12:28):
This is tea? So what we should start doing tea.
What we should start doing is instead of wet t
shirt contests, we should do wet brain contest, where you like,
finger the girl's mind by making her read books and
seeing how like intelligent she is.

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Brains technically always wet, like everything in your body is
kind of technically always wet.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Yeah, but I just want to see the inside of
a woman's brain, not her boobs.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Like you want to get to know the character of
her soul.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Exactly that you verbalized it perfect.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
You really are that kind of man like Dre just
doesn't see like women as objects, he sees them as beings.

Speaker 4 (13:11):
Yeah, exactly. Also something else.

Speaker 2 (13:13):
Isn't it crazy?

Speaker 1 (13:14):
That is like a real sentence that probably has to
be said in a lot of places of the US,
like on girlshit just being like guys, I swear he's normal,
Like he doesn't think you're just a hole like he
like he sees people like normal.

Speaker 4 (13:26):
And you know what else just drops speaking of men
thinking of holes or whatever you said. There's a new
tick that came out that makes you allergic to meet.
But yeah, my memory is going like very rapidly. My
brain is deteriorating at like an alarming rate, Like I
don't remember telling it's specifically with Josiah for some reason,

(13:49):
I don't know when he's here and when he's not here,
and I don't know what I've told him and what
I haven't told him and I'll tell him something and
he's like, dude, I was literally like with you or like, dude,
you've told me that.

Speaker 2 (13:58):
Three yames you have.

Speaker 4 (14:01):
I did it with you forgetting a lot of What
was it with you me?

Speaker 1 (14:06):
It was you told me about some interaction you had
and then literally like thirty minutes later we were in
the car and you re told it. I can't remember
the interaction, but I know it was with like a woman.
It was like a funny interaction you had, and you
just retold it to me twice and I started crying.

Speaker 4 (14:25):
I literally almost started crying. It was so scary.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
We got to get you on some memory games, like
what can we do to like get your memory up?

Speaker 4 (14:32):
This this memory game that I want to play is
uh suck on Indian Kai's Toes Challenge and play with
their boobs and dicking balls in Vagina Challenge. It's apparently
really good for like, uh minds that are going away?

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Is that?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
Is that what they do with people? Is that what
they be doing?

Speaker 4 (14:47):
Yeah? I hear that.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
I hear that in the dude, I mean if it helps,
I'm down. Yeah, you want to do that right now?
And we can film it.

Speaker 2 (14:53):
Yeah, like men's toes are fucking disgusting. Nice, that is
so gross.

Speaker 4 (14:59):
The man that wants to play with my feet.

Speaker 1 (15:02):
That's a vibe though getting your feet played with is
a vibe Like I get that, but like ill a
man's foot, Are you gonna.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Have to cut that?

Speaker 4 (15:09):
We'll bleep it.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
Oh my god, I'm so aped.

Speaker 4 (15:13):
And we'll believe that. We'll bleep the first When you
said I again, I guess y'all. Just no, just no,
just no, just no, just no. A lot has happened
in the last eight hours of my life.

Speaker 1 (15:33):
Like I know, serious movie action over here for Drew,
it literally sounds fake. When he first was telling me
all the things that happened to you, I genuinely thought
you were trolling me.

Speaker 2 (15:42):
I was like, damn, he gets really bored.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Nowadays, the most like movie plot, like kismic chance encounter
like situation ever And I will not go into detail
because I I really I can't even say. Just no,
oh it's fucking crazy and nothing like this has ever
happened to me in my entire fucking life. And I'm

(16:06):
just having fun. And I was telling Enya like my
girl is.

Speaker 1 (16:09):
Being love bombed down like all it's all in the
name of like.

Speaker 4 (16:14):
Fun, That's what I was telling you. I was like, honestly,
like I just like need to get it over with
and I need to be in like a toxic like
relationship where we're like yelling at each other. And I'm like,
come home to Indian. I'm like really sad and I
and you bro like my man, he just like screamed
at me and like I just I yelled back and
I lost control and like it was so horrible.

Speaker 1 (16:33):
I can imagine a world like the amount of times
you've seen me crash out over relationship and.

Speaker 4 (16:38):
Like I wouldn't yell. I don't even I literally think
I've never yelled in my life. I don't think that's
what you think. Have I ever yelled?

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Like I've heard you yell?

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Really, I've never heard you yell.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Oh, but my yelling at I know what you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
It it's like I haven't I haven't heard you yell
at a person.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, it's like yelling into the void about a situation else.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Happened, direct it at anybody.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
But I was like, I need to be in a
toxic relationship, Like I'm not kidding, Like I really you should.

Speaker 1 (17:07):
I mean, chicken noodle soup is good for the soul, yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (17:11):
Like the sad truth is we all gotta get it done,
like we all.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
Got to go through it sucks.

Speaker 1 (17:16):
It sucks, girl like I feel that way to we
feel that way together, but it has to happen.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
And I'm like it should just be Oh yeah. Also
I did like a bunch of like.

Speaker 1 (17:27):
People were just better fucking people. It quite literally does.

Speaker 4 (17:30):
It doesn't happen.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
But most people suck dicking balls from the back.

Speaker 4 (17:34):
They're all evil. They're all evil. But I did a
lot of like soul searching recently and just like thinking,
is it really.

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Crazy soul searching? Realistically?

Speaker 1 (17:51):
Like every day is a search for my soul, Like
every day is a journey to search for my soul.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
Well I could, I could. I almost said I could
verbalize it, iff, but you were probably going to make
fun of me for that too.

Speaker 3 (18:02):
I could painting yourself as the victim.

Speaker 4 (18:05):
Of course you are.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
Literally you are my toxic relation. Oh I need to
be in one.

Speaker 4 (18:11):
I'm right, Yeah, we're toxic to each other. But I
what I was going to say is I was doing
a lot of soul searching, but I'll rephrase it. I
was thinking a lot about the past hookups that I've
had when I was literally a fucking child, and that's crazy,
how crazy that shit was, I think?

Speaker 2 (18:33):
I yeah, I think.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
Also, it is just so interesting to see somebody go through.
I mean, I I have a lot of friends who
are our age, especially because of the Again, I hate
saying shit like this, but dating nowadays, it genuinely like
it's so fucking annoying. But really it is a decision
issue or like too many decisions leads to like no

(18:56):
decision at all, and I feel like a lot of
people are having that in terms of romantic but also
I'm sorry, I don't know if like I am just
really lucky and I really really really really really.

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Need to chill with saying this.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
But I genuinely think it's because most people are too
pussy to just say, like, can you, like, can you
seriously just say what the fuck is?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
What topics you got over there? Babe? What do you
got to talk about? Well?

Speaker 2 (19:21):
I have.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
I've been doing a lot of soul searching as well,
but mainly in terms of Also, I swear I'm not
making fun of.

Speaker 4 (19:28):
You because I know, I know I'm.

Speaker 2 (19:30):
Paying every time.

Speaker 1 (19:31):
My life is going into Dreu's room every night and
saying some shit that I feel like I just found
out about life and yelling on a tangent and about it.
And really what I'm talking about is like I had
a good day today because I got flowers.

Speaker 4 (19:44):
Okay, like buying flowers, which is are a live one
really no legitimate leo. If y'all want to have a
good day, go and buy fresh flowers for yourself and
make a bouquet like and then make a bookcocky or
whatever you want to call it, because that really really
made me.

Speaker 1 (20:04):
Set off the like yesterday, not to brag, I had
the perfect day. I had the perfect day. I woke
up and had therapy. Then we went to the farmer's
market and got flowers. We came home, I cleaned the
kitchen as a good wife would do on a Sunday morning.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
Praise the Lord.

Speaker 4 (20:21):
Good wife, more like a good female. We keep going woman.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
I'm I'm a female, and a female is a bitch,
and a bitch is a female. Dog and dogs are
the most loyal and dog is a man's best friend.

Speaker 4 (20:36):
Like I've never heard that before.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
But you've never heard that.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Uiter or whatever.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
It's when a guy would call you bitch in school
and you'd be like, yeah, well bitches our female dogs
and dogs are like the most loyal animals to man.
So you're actually a fucking idiot. Because I'm literally this.

Speaker 2 (20:55):
Morning like it was some stupid chit.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
I wonder if anybody else did there, if like me
and my friends made up, because there was a lot
of ship like that that I said as a kid,
and I'm realizing I have had the disease from a
very young age.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Where Rain has pointed this.

Speaker 1 (21:07):
Out and we all do it to each other, but
we will just start quoting things to each other and
it's not from anything. It literally is just a random thing,
like the huzzal thing. I don't know where I was from.
I don't know why.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
I quote it. I quote it from, uh the girl
in the grocery store that sees a rat on this
stack of soda. Yeah, that one. And then but douyinka
doink came from Bazinga and Hazel like I want to

(21:40):
but doinka doink? Can we make that a thing? Like
damn no, I can we get that trend?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
I don't think but gaff gaff got a little bit
of traction.

Speaker 1 (21:49):
Yeah, Like I'm still gaffing all over the place all
the time.

Speaker 2 (21:53):
So like I'm gaff. I have a gaffitude to me that.

Speaker 1 (21:59):
If you were driving reckless with a baby on board sign,
how about this fuck you and that fucking baby. I
don't give a fuck about the baby on board because
if you're driving recklessly with that fuck ass sticker on
your car, why do I have to care about your baby?

Speaker 2 (22:10):
You don't give a fuck about the baby.

Speaker 4 (22:11):
I'm gonna off the road, I'm gonna break your laptop.

Speaker 6 (22:15):
What? Oh have I not premiered these I haven't debut yet.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Have Oh my god, Kai, that's so good of you
to bring up. Do you have them?

Speaker 5 (22:26):
Can?

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Can we watch them? So I'll give a little backstory.
Is I made these videos? Backstory completed?

Speaker 2 (22:39):
No, he was in a badass mood. This this is
the kind of yelling Drew gats up.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Yeah, I was. I was in a like I wasn't
in a bad mood, but I was in this like
like mental purgatory, like where I like really was like, oh,
like none of this is real. I can just like
do whatever the funk iant like if I wanted to
like scream at to people like what And so I
made all these videos while I was driving and listening

(23:10):
to the Challenger's soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (23:14):
You're so stupid.

Speaker 1 (23:18):
Why am I being left on screen alone to the
to the group chat?

Speaker 2 (23:24):
So you goes, he just wants to be next to you.

Speaker 7 (23:28):
Here's the video, guys, go, oh my god, what are
you waiting for?

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Big places? The job job, to fucking.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
I have a family.

Speaker 8 (23:47):
The fucking video that.

Speaker 9 (23:48):
Daylight that like that, it's not on y'all.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
Whoa, whoa, my god, h what the fuck?

Speaker 4 (24:16):
Ah?

Speaker 8 (24:20):
I what the fuck you're fucking.

Speaker 2 (24:24):
What on front of that.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
The crazy thing about these videos is they completely derailed
my day because I was like, we were moving while
we were doing them, and it literally like it put
me in such a weird headspace and my throat hurt.
I literally tasted blood, like after's tasted a word.

Speaker 3 (24:43):
I tasted blood.

Speaker 4 (24:45):
I tasted blood.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I thought you were saying you tasted a word.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I was like, wow, I'm just thinking at the beginning
you're saying. I don't know if I've ever yelled.

Speaker 2 (24:56):
Seriously like yelling at people. I feel like, oh, motherfucker.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
The thing is it's crashing out. The hang it all
is crashing out right now, d one level crash out.
This is another one.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
The lighting looks crazy. By the way.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
This is when you haven't you haven't seen that one?

Speaker 7 (25:19):
Who?

Speaker 2 (25:22):
No, I literally love them.

Speaker 4 (25:24):
Wait, I'm gonna do one more. I have another one somewhere.
We saw this one. Oh wait, maybe this is.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
The fact that there's so many. Oh my god, I
have a dad.

Speaker 8 (25:40):
Like a fucking day, they're gonna start. You are gonna
like my fucking job. God damn.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
You know what's crazy is yesterday.

Speaker 4 (25:53):
It's the fucking work these days.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
You don't sound like you, I know, it's like a
really creepy did you feel good? After that?

Speaker 4 (26:02):
No? Ruined my day.

Speaker 3 (26:05):
I feel like I had the realization that I had
never screamed over the course like fifteen years, like since
I was like a little boy.

Speaker 4 (26:13):
Yeah, I heard, you haven't been loud ever one.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
And I tried because like I was at my sister's house.

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Wait, scream right now.

Speaker 3 (26:21):
No, No, it's gonna it's gonna. It is. So I
screamed at my sister's house because I was just there alone.
It's like a house in the middle of nowhere. And
I lost my voice for like two days, like immediately.

Speaker 4 (26:33):
Because those are like, those are those forty eight year.

Speaker 3 (26:35):
Old No, they're not forty eight. I think my vocal
courts just don't have the like muscles to do that.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
Yeah, I mean because I wore them bitches out.

Speaker 1 (26:48):
Who it's true, Yeah, looking round.

Speaker 3 (26:53):
It's true. I gave Drew the type of head where
he asked to wipe his ass after.

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Oh well, I love screaming, and if I couldn't scream anymore,
I would kill myself.

Speaker 4 (27:02):
I love raising my hed yeah. And one thing about Enya,
she's gonna raise her voice.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Yeah, I don't have to control. My dad is the loudest.
My mom and dad are the loudest people I have
ever heard in my life, and up until recently, I
never thought of how loud I was and how much
I took that from them. When I went back home recently,
my little sister was like, oh my god, when you talk,
you're just like mom and dad. You like scream when

(27:28):
you talk, You're always so loud.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Like, never let a sixteen year old perceive you and
then tell you directly to your face how they're perceiving it.
Because that did something to my core.

Speaker 2 (27:40):
I had.

Speaker 1 (27:40):
I feel like if you even go back on episodes,
I have been trying my best to watch my volume
since she said that, but you haven't been trying hard enough.

Speaker 3 (27:51):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (27:52):
Well, to be fair, I think my ears got blown out.
I can't lie like in my head right now. I'm
having like a very very like I like to me,
I'm like, at.

Speaker 4 (28:00):
A dude, Enya's ears are so bad, Like she's fully
she's fully like hard hearing at this point, like we'll
be driving in the car and like the music will
be like the loudest music I've ever heard in my life.
And she's like, do you mind if I like turn
it up a lot more because like I can barely
hear this, And I'm like, Inya, you're actually.

Speaker 1 (28:18):
No, I I I technically like on ironically, I think
I it's specifically my right ear. I think I blew
it out. I have like a constant just like like
small ringing in this ear, and this ear always feels
like someone has a bowl over this side of my head.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Like I can hear out of this clogged ear wax. Probably, Yeah,
I need to go get my ears.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
You should get them cleaned.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
I clean my ears all the time, guys. But you
know what I got told last time I went to
go get my ears checked.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I'm one of those evil people who I clean my
ears too much, so I actually.

Speaker 1 (28:49):
Hurt my ear because I like, I get like really
feaky about it, like.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
Because I'm so well, because I hate.

Speaker 2 (28:55):
I'm so scared of having dirty ears because I will
never forget.

Speaker 1 (28:58):
When I was like seven, I walked my godmom clean
my godbrother's ears in the pick in the back of
their pickup truck, sitting outside in broad daylight, so imagine
like Miami's sun in the middle of the summer.

Speaker 2 (29:10):
We were all running around.

Speaker 1 (29:12):
It was like the kid I was closest in age two,
and she, oh my god, this is actually such a
sweet memory. She would clean her kid's ears and then
clean our ears. So we would all take turns and
she would like clean our ears. But one time I
watched her clean my godbrother's ears, and I'm not even like, oh,
like gross, like a sight to remember, like genuinely from

(29:35):
that moment on, I have been using Q tips in
my ears since I was way too young. I would
sneak into my parents' bathroom and clean my ears because
seeing that scared me so bad and also it made
me laugh so hard at him that I was petrified
of ever being humiliated like that because literally, imagine like.

Speaker 2 (29:54):
The most like annoying kids.

Speaker 1 (29:56):
You could imagine me and my God siblings, Like I
got so blessed because as our like God family setup
was exactly like our family setup. So there was like
a middle girl, a younger boy, and like an older brother,
and that was like basically the same as our family,
except it was a younger sister, but like all of
the correct ages got along so well. So it's like

(30:17):
all these kids who are mirroring each other. We lived
across the street from each other, so we were all
so similar. Imagine me and a bunch of little other
badass elementary kids students, uh, watching you get your ears cleaned,
and it's different, Like it was like humiliation ritual. So
basically long winded story to say that.

Speaker 4 (30:38):
That happened to me with Dan Drift. Yeah, I was
a kid. I had Dan Drift in like I think
it was like fifth grade.

Speaker 2 (30:46):
Oh No, for some reason, having Dan Drift as a
kid was.

Speaker 4 (30:48):
Really it was the worst thing that's ever happened to
me in my entire life. We were sitting in like
the gymnasium, like uh, like at a PEP rally or
like where the teachers were talking at us and we
were sitting in the stand talking yeah, and like, uh,
my friend he was literally trying to impress like these
girls that we were friends with, and uh, he like

(31:11):
just like blatantly just pointed out like that I had
Dan drift, like really bad Dan drift, and it it
rewired my brain in a way that like I still
have not recovered from. And if I see Dan drift,
like it's it's like it's literally a thing that just happens,
like people can't control it. It's it's it's not a
big deal.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
But like me, because I'm in my Dan draft.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Era, anytime I see like Dan drift on someone, I
like really want to tell them or like whatever. But
I'm like I kept making those faces because I thought
about like when I was younger, I literally it's like
like chewing on Q tips.

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Oh, I thought you were about to say, Dan drift.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
No, Like no, like chewing on like not used Q tips,
just like regular Q tips and that like cotton like
screnching in your teeth.

Speaker 2 (31:58):
Why are you chewing on que tips.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I'm not kidding. I think I had like Pika or
some shit, because I would eat paper and like chew.
I would chew on like wood and shit. It was
so crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
I was definitely Yeah, I guess I was putting random,
like weird shit into my stomach that I shouldn't have
been putting in there. I was trying to think of
how to say that without was sounding crazy, because yeah,
but we've talked about this. I used to eat chargers.
I used to eat Android chargers. Android chargers were the best.
They were literally the best. And then that just makes

(32:29):
me really think about who I am as a person today,
and I'm like, damn, I wonder if I was low
key just sending micro like I was kind of just
electrocuting myself. That's what I liked. The charger had to
be plugged in. It had to be plugged in to
get that taste, and the taste in question was literally electrocution,
Like it was literally like it would zap the end
of my lidy.

Speaker 4 (32:48):
We really used to just lick nine volt batteries, Like
do kids still do that?

Speaker 2 (32:52):
Like that shit was lit, I know, like I don't think.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
They do as much anymore. And what's no, that's that
literally isn't true. A child's curiosity doesn't change. There's just
more things to be curious about. Like I'm sure because
when I remember when Madeline was talking about baby proofing
in the house, bitch, I thought we were past that time,
Like what we still have the baby proof of the house,
Like what is.

Speaker 2 (33:11):
The baby getting into?

Speaker 1 (33:12):
But then I look at the floor and I'm like, yeah,
we could kill at least three infants with the amount
of tiny things.

Speaker 4 (33:18):
I would just drawl in here and die.

Speaker 2 (33:21):
But I'm gonna kill myself.

Speaker 4 (33:23):
Thank god.

Speaker 3 (33:25):
Did you see what I said in the group show?

Speaker 2 (33:29):
Is like obsessed with texting us today.

Speaker 3 (33:30):
We're just I'm trying to not be intrusive to your guys'
energy but also send you stuff.

Speaker 4 (33:35):
Wait, oh yeah, we need to talk about the fucking
movie that you're in.

Speaker 3 (33:43):
Oh yeah, I'm in a movie.

Speaker 4 (33:44):
Kais in a fucking Wait.

Speaker 2 (33:46):
I thought we were gonna talk about your painting.

Speaker 4 (33:48):
Oh, we can talk about that like this, but wait,
what movie?

Speaker 3 (33:52):
I got a comment on a TikTok and it was like,
I'm not saying the name of the fucking movie, but
oh my god, it was like, you're in this you're
a part of Like you're a dating app profile in
this movie. And I was like, I don't know anything
about that.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Let's be a doppel ganger.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
I looked it up and this movie that's like on
streaming services and I'm not fucking saying the name of it.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
Wait is real?

Speaker 3 (34:14):
This is real? I am like, they use my photo
and uh, she's like I think she's like a girl
that like meets up with guys and kills them through
dating apps or something. But I was one of the
profiles that she like swipes me.

Speaker 4 (34:27):
It's like literally his pictures one of my Instagram standing
in the stairwell.

Speaker 2 (34:31):
Yeah, oh so small, claims court.

Speaker 4 (34:34):
It is exactly.

Speaker 3 (34:35):
And the reason well, I'm not even mad about that.
I'm not even mad about that. The reason why I'm
angry is because they put my age as thirty and
that's really fucking wow.

Speaker 4 (34:45):
That's really really No, it's not don't say that about him.

Speaker 3 (34:49):
Yeah, technically that's my biological age, but I have like
the very young guy.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
Yeah, he's a very chill guy, very like you're like
supre amature and stuff or like.

Speaker 2 (34:58):
What exactly, Okay, did she swipe on you? Did you get.

Speaker 3 (35:02):
Oh, I didn't even think about that. She didn't you got?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
You got literally like publicly, but.

Speaker 4 (35:06):
You can say it.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
Yeah, they used not only did they use your photo
without your consent, but they publicly.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
Were like.

Speaker 3 (35:14):
I see them for right and putting my age my
actual age.

Speaker 4 (35:18):
If you just like change the movie where she swipes
on me, I won't sue you.

Speaker 3 (35:23):
I just edit it.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
Should do that, Yeah, I'm pretty sure, like, yeah, just
have them ai it.

Speaker 3 (35:29):
I got really, I got mad and I crashed out?

Speaker 4 (35:31):
Was that squeaking out?

Speaker 1 (35:33):
It sucks too, because like if I was in the movie,
they probably would have been like they probably would have
just found my picture naturally because I'm so like popular
and whatnot, and then been like, oh my god, this
girl is so good looking, but this just doesn't work
because we wouldn't swipe on her. We would want her
in the movie, So then I would be in the movie. Yeah,
but that's the difference between us.

Speaker 4 (35:52):
Also, the me and and you're in euphoria.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
We're I don't think we're supposed to talk about that.

Speaker 4 (35:58):
No, they tweeted it out.

Speaker 2 (36:01):
All of us were directed this season. Yeah, and he
wrote it.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
I wrote it. Yeah, I actually did like a weird
power play and I kicked San levinceon out and now good,
I mean.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
Him up.

Speaker 4 (36:13):
Yeah, we got castid. In Euphoria Azru's Trip Sitters, people
were being so shady in the comments. They were like, yeah,
cast it as the janitors, that would be a vibe.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
I started watching Abbot Elementary and because of that janitor,
I would love.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
To be the janitor.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
That's a perfect.

Speaker 1 (36:32):
Character for me to play, Like I just show up
and I say something and then I disappear for the
rest of the episode. That's like, in my head, that's
my ideal rule to play in a show. I just
want to be on a show and have no like
you don't even need to give me much. I just
want to like be passing, like I don't want to
have a purpose, Like I really just want to be
like a room filler, but like a kind of consistent

(36:55):
room filler.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Isn't Abbot Elementary so good? It is so fucking there's
not enough common around how perfect of a TV show.

Speaker 1 (37:02):
I need to start it from the beginning because I
started watching random episodes because I hadn't seen it before,
and fuck, I kind of fucked up and I watched
like I watched some of their best episodes because I
literally just looked up what were the best episodes because
I feel like I'm so behind on shows in general.
I don't know why I did that, I really, I mean,
it's kind of rains fault, Loki, So that's rain fault

(37:23):
because she was like, this is a really good episode,
but also that I just know certain people.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
I'm the kind of person who I like to watch
a show from top to bottom.

Speaker 1 (37:30):
But that's me top and bottom from show from Drew
to Kai.

Speaker 4 (37:37):
Yeah, thank god, yep, that was good.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
I just put my finger in my mouth and then
touched you what.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
We were going to say before. So, Drew, you know,
I'm always saying that your body's a work of art.
I'm trying to compliment you.

Speaker 1 (37:54):
What's fucked up is like the way y'all interact is
genuinely kind of just the way y'all talk to each other.
I think I've heard y'all have like two normal conversations.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
Well no, no, no.

Speaker 1 (38:05):
Every time y'all are texting each other, I'll be like, oh,
what made you laugh? Like what are you laughing about?
And it's some weird ship you sent him or vice versa. No,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (38:13):
I was speaking Kay's language.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Oh wait, when you learned? Is that your Valentine's dake?

Speaker 4 (38:18):
Yeah, that's his native.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
To a pig snort.

Speaker 2 (38:22):
I just don't understand what is he saying, Kyle.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Saying? Like, what are you talking about? Like what's the
next topic of the podcast? But it doesn't matter. That's
I think he's being mean.

Speaker 4 (38:32):
Is that sweet?

Speaker 8 (38:33):
Sweet?

Speaker 2 (38:33):
He went out and he learned your due lingo? Well,
I have fucking carpenter ants, So thanks guys.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
That's why I didn't want to say anything about the move,
because I have fucking carpenter and everything.

Speaker 2 (38:46):
I wake up every morning to buzzing sounds.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
What mean you have the wood?

Speaker 1 (38:51):
It's like, yeah, it's like an Also literally.

Speaker 4 (38:56):
At how sexy of a man? I am like, I'm
like a real mom.

Speaker 2 (39:00):
No, I actually did. I am like this.

Speaker 1 (39:03):
This is like a compliment to both of us in
my head, but I will start with you.

Speaker 4 (39:07):
I I'm like a real man.

Speaker 1 (39:09):
People genuinely ask how me and Drew work so well together,
and it is because there are just certain roles we
play in each other's lives that we take that role
and we accept, like even when it annoys, or I
might just be speaking for you, because he he does
like a lot of like house like Drew will take
care of a house like this is a man, he

(39:30):
will tend to the house. We are kind of like
the what what's that like?

Speaker 2 (39:34):
Hot couple? Levi and William William Me saying Levi and Corline.
That's just her name like that.

Speaker 4 (39:41):
I was just stalking them yesterday. There is such a
fucking vibe, bro.

Speaker 1 (39:45):
But like we are that but minus the cooking. Actually,
no man cooks me.

Speaker 2 (39:50):
I literally cook an yummy asta. I got sucked up.

Speaker 4 (39:54):
I got the exterminators coming in tomorrow to get her
ants out, and I cooked her a poss to dinner.
You made the same, man, My man.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
My man, my man.

Speaker 1 (40:04):
But I genuinely think we only work so well together
because you do that kind of shit and then I do.

Speaker 2 (40:08):
I actually don't know what I do.

Speaker 4 (40:10):
You don't do much. No, I'm kidding, you do a lot.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
I clean the rest of the house. I keep I
keep the house tidy.

Speaker 4 (40:17):
I like you clean your room four times a day.

Speaker 2 (40:20):
Yeah, my OCD in that room has really got to me, guys.
I very Gal's god dad. Every night. The ghosts of
this house tells me to clean. I know, I really
can't stop.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
And like it's it'll be like two am, and I'll
like be like cozy, I'm bet about to fall asleep,
and I'll be like like falling into sleep like this,
and then it'll hear a broom go. Because she's right
above me. I hear everything from men, literally everything, every
azol footstep.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Have you heard unwanted sounds?

Speaker 4 (40:51):
No I haven't. I haven't heard that yet. But yeah's
very heavy footage. She's very very heavy footage. She stomps around,
she's heavy footing your head, No, I'm not kidding, Oh god,
I'm kidding.

Speaker 2 (41:07):
Seriously, nothing graceful about me, Like I don't know what
I'm gonna do.

Speaker 4 (41:10):
No, you can turn it on and off, but no,
and you stop for a long and stomp in her room.

Speaker 1 (41:16):
My my, like gracefulness. Battery is the equivalent to when
you buy an old digital camera and you use flash
three times. Like that's like the amount in which I
can hold myself to be class.

Speaker 4 (41:26):
Yeah. But yeah, and you like you're not heavy footed,
you just walk on your heels.

Speaker 2 (41:30):
No, I'm heavy footed.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
Yeah, I stomp around and I and I try and
I really.

Speaker 2 (41:36):
Like, what's fucked up?

Speaker 4 (41:36):
Is?

Speaker 2 (41:37):
I try?

Speaker 4 (41:37):
I try?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Sometimes.

Speaker 1 (41:40):
Well, it also doesn't help because, like I've said this
before and it's the corniest thing ever.

Speaker 2 (41:45):
Blah blah blah.

Speaker 1 (41:46):
But y'all, seriously, more people just listen to a song
on repeat that they really liked and dance around the room.

Speaker 2 (41:51):
I think everybody would be happy.

Speaker 1 (41:52):
And that doesn't help for you because I blast my
music and I stomp around my room, Like I really
am the noisemaker.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
And the annoying roommate.

Speaker 2 (42:00):
But I do such good things.

Speaker 1 (42:02):
You do amazing things like I got a table mmm too,
and I got a bunch of rugs.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
I have to show them.

Speaker 4 (42:10):
Oh you didn't, I haven't seen them yet. Well, I
found out that I'm tongue tied.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
Damn. They thought that show was funny as fun.

Speaker 4 (42:22):
I got the whole neighborhood laughing. Yeah, I found out
I'm tongue tied, and that's probably why I like like
miswords all the time. Oh yeah, there's like this like
line like basically, if you open your mouth all the way,
like as wide as you can go, and then try
to touch the roof of your mouth with your tongue,
if you can't touch the roof of your mouth with

(42:44):
your tongue. Your tongue tied?

Speaker 3 (42:46):
Oh I am tongue tied, then I can't do that.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (42:52):
Oh kay Jesus Christ, that's so fucking assy. Do y'all
really just are so weird? Like y'all are weird people?

Speaker 3 (43:01):
Why is that weird?

Speaker 2 (43:03):
Do you have white tongue?

Speaker 4 (43:04):
Do you have to blur my tongue? I just have
a pale tongue.

Speaker 1 (43:07):
I have a really pale tongue. I've been smoking too long.
I feel like, do you know what?

Speaker 2 (43:12):
I feel like? Some people have smoker's tongue and I
really need to.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
Stop smoking so much because I'm pushing it and I
just don't think you could get that medically done?

Speaker 3 (43:20):
Does look weird?

Speaker 4 (43:22):
Eh? Ki? Like do that in front of the camera?
Why are you running? Is this weird? Y'all?

Speaker 2 (43:37):
Kai? Whatever anxiety medicine you're on now is working too?

Speaker 4 (43:40):
Fucking wow?

Speaker 2 (43:42):
I'm kidding though, that was you are today? You are
such a ray of sunshine.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Thank you. Even if I have anxiety, why would I
keep my gift from people and show them that I
can do stuff like that?

Speaker 4 (43:55):
Yeah? And yeah that was really crazy.

Speaker 3 (43:56):
Yeah, that's actually crazy. It's so a lot of people
think that that's cool that I can do that.

Speaker 4 (44:00):
It is awesome, and I know everyone agrees.

Speaker 1 (44:03):
I made the roof of my mouth like I feel
like I tickled my like that area, Do you know
what I mean?

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Like now, like it is yeah, because I was like
touching it.

Speaker 4 (44:12):
Yeah. When I pett a cat in their whiskers, like
touch my forearm, I feel it on the roof of
my mouth. I don't know how to describe it.

Speaker 3 (44:20):
That's really weird.

Speaker 4 (44:21):
And if some if if someone presses my belly button,
I feel it in my penis tip.

Speaker 3 (44:26):
That well, that's what happens to me too.

Speaker 2 (44:28):
Yeah, I feel that. I feel that way too. We
feel that way together.

Speaker 4 (44:31):
Yeah, we feel that way.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
To get No, when I touch my belly button, it
kind of hurts.

Speaker 3 (44:36):
Oh what I was going to say before, but then
you interrupted me rudely.

Speaker 4 (44:39):
Oh, get out actually hold this huh.

Speaker 3 (44:44):
Yeah got them Well, oh my god, I've never been
hit there before. Drew just slapped me in the gooch,
and honestly, I didn't hate it. What I was gonna

(45:06):
say was that your body is taking art. It's tea.
It's a piece of art and somebody put it in
a gallery.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, someone painted me. Guys. Someone did
a big oil painting, did their big one with it.
I love a good I love a good oil painting
like oil, I love a good do I say it
we oil?

Speaker 2 (45:28):
I love good oil.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
I like had to cut oil oil from my vocab
because I realized I literally did lose my Texas accent
because I used to say, like, oh, I have to
put oil in my car. Oil. Someone painted me knocked out,
knocked out on the front, which it honestly is beautiful.
It is a beautiful painting. And also there's like a
lot of meaning behind me.

Speaker 1 (45:50):
I know I was gonna say, because that was like
the last night you ever drank, Like that's on video.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
Yeah, it's and it's an iconic moment. It's like a
it's a uh a lens into my it's a lens
into my sobriety. Wait, kay, what's their name?

Speaker 2 (46:07):
Does enya or has enya? Ha Senya.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
We'll flash it on the screen.

Speaker 2 (46:14):
I've never seen that beautiful name, girl.

Speaker 4 (46:18):
Gorgeous, gorgeous gowns. Shout out to you. That painting was
fucking god.

Speaker 1 (46:23):
Also, how long did it take because I really don't
understand how you can make an oil painting that bag.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
I no idea, but we'll insert the ig account.

Speaker 5 (46:32):
Well.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
If when I'm old, if I ever see a video
of myself being recorded by a younger person from far
away and they're pitying me online, I'm not kidding, I
will go out of my way and do meth and
kill that person with my bare hand, because let me
find out anybody is just like pitying me.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
In my head, my ideal.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Situation is somehow I have grandkids, but they're probably not
my grandkids. They're like y'all's grandkids, which makes them my grandkids.
And I'd be down for them to record me because
I'm funny, like the right right lady, Like that's a vibe.
But bitch, if you see me struggling, you know.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
That's a bit. Did you know the right right was
a bit?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
H Yeah, I know.

Speaker 1 (47:11):
It's like a whole video they recorded and then the
yeah they cut Yeah, they like cut it up. But
that's what I'm saying. She's like, still such a funny lady.
If I'm struggling to pick something up and instead of
fucking helping me, your piece of shit ass is filming
me the amount of tiktoks I see like that likes
and it's like them trying to put something in their car. Bitch,
go help them, like literally recording them.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
Yeah. No, I'm gonna be like my grandkids, like Holy Grail,
Like I'm going to be like that one grandma on
TikTok that like her grandkid like feeds her lines to
say that's what they're I'm just gonna be so geriatric
and like rotted by then that like I'm just gonna
be saying like all of the young slang and like
crashing out.

Speaker 1 (47:52):
I'm gonna be like Battie Winkle, which actually, can someone
please tell me.

Speaker 2 (47:55):
Like if batis okay?

Speaker 4 (47:57):
So okay?

Speaker 2 (47:58):
Because I like, I.

Speaker 1 (47:59):
Rougher her a lot and I looked it up recently
and I couldn't find any updated photos of her, so
I don't know, And if Baddy Winkle isn't here with
us anymore, honestly, it does make me.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Sad, Like that does make me sad because like.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Ranny Winkle, I always say Battye Winkle, it's Granny Wink.

Speaker 4 (48:16):
Ranny Winkle. No, I think it's Batti Winkle.

Speaker 1 (48:20):
Something like that, it's some weird ass name, and honestly,
let me find out. Oh mighty or oh my weekend
or whatever the fuck didn't cut her the fattest check ever.

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Because I'm beating everybody up because that was the girl.
She was literally the poster girl for girls like she's
kind of lit for that.

Speaker 4 (48:36):
Yeah, and the last thing I'll bring up is we
obviously filmed the episode in Big sur for last week
and it was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
No, that was We.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Weren't in Big Sir, we were in fucking what's it called.
We were in Paris, Texas.

Speaker 4 (48:53):
Yeah, we were in Paris, Texas.

Speaker 2 (48:55):
It was beautiful.

Speaker 4 (48:56):
It's beautiful. But in Big Sir, I crashed out. I
had I had like a real life like like seeing
red moment, and I won't go into too much detail,
but basically I was trying to be nice to someone
and I asked them about the weather because there was

(49:18):
a really narly weather storm coming in and I was
just like, oh, like, just making sure she knew, making
sure like we were on the same page.

Speaker 1 (49:25):
So we both grew up in places that were affected
by extreme weather, and that is a casual thing, like
when a hurricane was about to hit Miami when you
go to publics to get something and be like, oh,
like like, how are you feeling for the storm?

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Are you ready? Like is everything could? Like yeah, and
keeping up with it like so.

Speaker 4 (49:42):
I just was making casual conversation. I mean I should
have known better because from the jump, get out of
my city, you don't belong.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (49:53):
It was really gnarly and like there was a moment
where I tried to like or she she asked me
how I wanted to pay, and I was like, oh,
do you do we tap? Because literally I had my
wallet and I had cash and a carden there, but
it was literally stuck in my back pocket and I
had to like take my pants off to get my
wallet out. So I was like, hopefully she takes Apple
pay because I know she's gonna be so mad if I.

Speaker 2 (50:13):
Like try to get that yeah, And.

Speaker 4 (50:15):
I struggle, and so I go to like tap because
it says you can tap now, and she pushes my
hand and phone out of the way and then she's
like you tap when I tell you to tap, And
I was like okay, and then like a second later
she's like, okay, tap now I tap. She also said
I was like do you take Apple pay? And she
was like unfortunately, which is just such bad the energy.
But I'm still trying to kill her with kindness. I'm

(50:37):
still trying to be nice. And I talked to her
about the weather and she mutters something under her breath
like super angrily, like really mad, and I was like,
oh God, would you say and she was like no, no, no,
And I was like what and she said, I said,
check the doppler. I'm not your doppler radar. And I
was like, eh that in that moment, I saw red

(51:01):
and like I was, I was so am I'm gonna
beat this bitch up. Yeah no, literally that one audio yeh,
And y'all like I said heinous, heinous things, not directly
to this woman, but an earshot of this woman. And
I like, I said some really vile, hateful things that
I regret, but like, don't be mean to me. I

(51:21):
was just being so nice. I was literally like having
such a good day. I'm about to beat this pitch up.
I'm about to beat this bitch up. I'm about to
beat this I remember thinking.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
I'm about to beat this bitch up.

Speaker 4 (51:36):
I'm about to beat this pitch up. But yeah, like
I was like probably thirty yards away, like saying these
things so she could hear because Enya and Ja Josh
had gone to the library like right next door.

Speaker 2 (51:51):
And yeah, I know she already didn't fuck with our vibe.

Speaker 1 (51:54):
Like the second we pulled up, it was it was
this weird ass gas station that still has you like
pump your gas and and you pay, which I am
so sorry. She kept saying, oh, like old fashion times,
and that's when I knew her funky ass was being
fucking weird for no reason, because that's the first time
she said she was like, oh, like the old times,
like the way it's supposed to.

Speaker 4 (52:14):
She was so shady from the jump, yeah, because I
went up to pay and she was like, no, you
pump first, like the old fashion times. Well, I like
I snapped back before I like crash out, and I'm
like sorry, I was just trying to make like casual conversation. Sorry,
And then she was like she like kind of like
reset a little bit and was like, oh, I was

(52:35):
being mean, and then she turned it up to level
ten and was like, well, you do know this weather
like affects real lives, and like where where our lives
are actually affected? By this weather up here, and she
just like went off on me for like thirty seconds
about it, and then I was just like whatever, and
I just like walked away. And then she knew she
fucked up because as we were driving away, she like

(52:56):
tries to like make things right, and she goes she
looks at looks at me, and I'm making eye contact
with her the whole time because I'm like, shit, I
wish I could like show you how mean she was
to me, but I really don't want to go there
because it actually still affects me. I was shaking in it. Yeah,
we were driving away like that, and she like knew
she fucked up, and so she looks at me and

(53:16):
she's like and I keep staring at her, and she's
trying to wave at me, and then she's like because
I'm not waving back, like, don't play with me.

Speaker 1 (53:25):
Well, also, I think because you were upset, and then
she I think she got scared when me and Josh
came back because she heard you telling us what had happened,
and I think in her head she was like, oh,
I'm about to have to prep to like go against
like three twenty something year old, but here I go
arguing with a bitch like you ill you fucking nasty future,
fucking nasty bit or fucking negative bitch.

Speaker 4 (53:44):
Here I go arguing with a bitch with rotten meth teeth.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
No literally, also, uh, don't loot. I think should be passed,
not actually not law. I'm just gonna start doing it.
I think this summer, I'm going to push old, mean
white people into a well. That's that to me sounds
like a correct punishment for evil, nasty, fucking white people.
Is like, not the kind of well that's gonna kill you.
But I want a well with enough water to like

(54:11):
to cush in your fall a little bit and you
don't really have to swim while you're down there and
waiting for help. But I really want to tell old
white people to go look into a well and then
push them in it. And I want it to be
like a spring day. I want it to be beautiful outside,
but the sun to be perfectly pointed so that when
they fall in the well, the sun is shining directly
on them, so they get sunburn on the top half

(54:32):
of their body that's not being saved by.

Speaker 2 (54:35):
Water protected by water.

Speaker 1 (54:36):
And then the hot summer sun is so hot though,
that it evaporates the water while it's above them, and
then like it's a place in the US where it
gets really cold at night, so then they have to
be freezing and soaked and sunburned.

Speaker 2 (54:50):
I that is correct punishment, I think.

Speaker 4 (54:52):
I fully, fully, fully, fully fully support that.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
Yeah, like, is that not perfect? Next time you piss
me off, I'm gonna literally get a well built in
my room, like that goes down to your bedroom, and
when you're in my room, I'm gonna push you into
the well and you have to stay there until I
lock unlock the door from the other side.

Speaker 4 (55:09):
That is a fucking vine, Okay, Like what it's.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Just like, is it though? Because it's like not.

Speaker 4 (55:21):
I think it's a vibe. I like swimming.

Speaker 2 (55:22):
I think I want to rip your shirt off with
my teeth.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
Your period, just that.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
And play with you.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Thank you, thank you, Sorry, y'all that really I just started.
It puts you back in that It really put me
back in the place, and so I have to lift
ourselves out of it with some sy ops.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
You should just lift yourself.

Speaker 4 (55:46):
It's Drew sigh up. It's Siah. Fuck. Wait, it's Drew
sigh up. Si up. Fuck it's drew sy up. Juw
sigh up, Juw sigh up? Jew Si up?

Speaker 2 (55:56):
Were you practicing?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Did you practice that? I just was coming up with
it on spot. Oh it's pretty good though.

Speaker 2 (56:01):
Right, I mean you kept like it sounded like you
were messing up.

Speaker 4 (56:05):
But do I got to dress up as a vape
to get sucked on? Yeah? Men out here wearing Nike
head to toe with a dick that just can't do it.

Speaker 2 (56:19):
That's good.

Speaker 4 (56:19):
That's good. No car, but you're going around telling everybody's business. Okay,
walkie talkie. That's just a certified classic that was.

Speaker 2 (56:29):
Just you for the first four years of being in La.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Wait, this is such a certified classic that, like, I
can't believe I haven't said yet. Why Why does McDonald's
sprite taste like a screenshot? If butt isn't supposed to
be eight, then why is it already cut in half?

Speaker 2 (56:48):
Cut the fuck up?

Speaker 4 (56:51):
This homeless man's sign said one day it could be you.
So I put my dollar back in my pocket just
in case the motherfucker was right.

Speaker 2 (57:03):
I think my bones are cracking, like are done? Does
that make sense? Like the way my cartilage cracks in
all of my joints.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I'm cooked. We clock the tea we think we deserve.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Unemployed people always want to fight. Go punch a clock
and knock out eight hours.

Speaker 7 (57:23):
That was good.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
I'm so jealous of people who know how to shut up.
I shut up and subtitles come out of my face. Bitch, Okay,
I'll do I'll find one more.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
I have a talking disease. I think something's.

Speaker 4 (57:40):
Wrong with you. Have a talking disease, literally do.

Speaker 2 (57:44):
I'm the first woman to have the talking disease.

Speaker 1 (57:46):
Can you believe they would just kill bitches who talked
as much as me in the olden days, like I
would be dead a.

Speaker 2 (57:51):
Long time ago. They'd be like, all right, we gotta
get this bitch out of here.

Speaker 4 (57:54):
I can't get over the fact that the word gullible
backwards spells.

Speaker 2 (57:58):
Cat are so annoying.

Speaker 4 (58:02):
Whatever, that's all I got.

Speaker 2 (58:04):
No, didn't just to give you a good one yesterday.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
Oh, he said, mister beast, more like mister boast. That
guy's so full of himself. And then I bet I
countered back and said, mister Beast, more like mister Least.
He's giving away all his money.

Speaker 1 (58:24):
Fuck mister Beast, like on a real note, Fuck, mister best,
I fucking hate that.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
You need to make it. We need to make a
mister Beast dish trailing suit. Yeah, we'll debut it when
we come back.

Speaker 2 (58:37):
Oh my god, guys, we're not going to see each
other for a while.

Speaker 4 (58:41):
They have no idea.

Speaker 2 (58:43):
We're leaving you guys for a.

Speaker 4 (58:46):
Month ironically, not a bit. Yeah, you need some time.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
I need some space from you. It's not you, it's
not you, it's us. Yeah, it's us.

Speaker 4 (58:57):
I mean you are really toxic and hateful, mean to
me and you yell in my face. But I like that.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah, sometimes I need that, so that's okay. But like
you just like you like me too much and I
don't really feel like I can handle that right now.
So I think I need to like, uh not talk
to you for a month. Let's go a month no
contact and then you're gonna you're gonna be like, oh
my god, month no contact, but you're gonna see everything

(59:24):
I post and be like, fuck, I wish we could talk.
And then I'm gonna be back in a month. You're
gonna like get like a dopamine rush.

Speaker 4 (59:31):
Like I'm back.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
So I am.

Speaker 1 (59:36):
I love you, though, and I love you so much
and I'm really gonna miss you and like you mean
the most to me and I'm not love bombing you,
but i just can't be around you because you're a
lot right now, right now, just right now. But I'll
definitely be back in a month because I'm gonna need
my ego.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Brushed up and boosted. So please be.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Here in a month, please, please please, because I love
you legitimately.

Speaker 4 (59:59):
Though we are taking a month off or like three
weeks or something like that. I don't know the exact
amount of time three episodes, but we'll be back. We
just need to recuperate. We've had a stressful, stressful few months,
like not even work work has been shown, but just
in real life, and we got some things that we

(01:00:21):
need to take care of and handle with with our
families and our friends and our relationships. So we'll be back.

Speaker 2 (01:00:30):
We'll be back and back and bet wann't you better
means be.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
With me.

Speaker 6 (01:00:41):
Then media though right, Sorry, we're killing the vibe.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
At the very Oh, I know, it was like a
like a breakup.

Speaker 1 (01:00:51):
We kind of just had our closure talking because at
the beginning we started it and then we kind of
brushed over it because we didn't want to remind each
other why we were here.

Speaker 4 (01:00:58):
Yeah, maybe we clip it and put it in the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
Just break your heart, really.

Speaker 6 (01:01:03):
Yeah, just get over it because no one's gonna see that.
Does anybody watch the end?

Speaker 3 (01:01:09):
If you watch it watching at this point, we do
whatever we want.

Speaker 4 (01:01:12):
If you watch right now, comment poopy poopy. But in
the comment, oh my god, booby poopy.

Speaker 2 (01:01:23):
But okay, but yeah I will. It will be sad,
but it will be worth it me. Thanks the break.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
Yeah, I thought I was gonna cry saying it because
there's there's a lot of emotions behind it. I haven't
cried on the podcast since Madeline. I looked at Madeline
and she was a mother. I need to cry on
here again. Should I cry this fun thing?

Speaker 2 (01:01:46):
Where like I cry?

Speaker 1 (01:01:48):
Uh, only in huge explosions. Now I don't do my
casual crying the way I used.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
To media at that.

Speaker 4 (01:01:58):
I got l V sand by DJ s Kid or
s DJ Kid or s D Kid Jesus Christ. The
winner is from the Little Miss sun Sign soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
A Little Missunside Top.

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
A Telephono tat Condo by DJ Yeah. I don't know,
I don't know what the lyrics are to this song,
so they could be very problematic, but I love this song.

Speaker 2 (01:02:28):
Oh this ship is fucking Brazilian or.

Speaker 4 (01:02:29):
What yeah, Portuguese.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I'm really just letting it play and looking at this
cover because it's easily the worst cover I've ever seen.

Speaker 4 (01:02:49):
And let me show. Oh, I have a SoundCloud playlist,
which is so insane to say in twenty twenty five,
but Violet made it for me. It was like her
It's all her Brazilian DJ music that she played in Japan,
and the covers of those songs are the most insane

(01:03:12):
things I've ever seen in my entire life. Like when
we know the song is about to be good, Yeah,
it's like literally hole in the hole in the wall
restaurant vibes, Like it's like the good Ship.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Sticky menu vibes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Yes, sticky menu vibes. Wait, I watched something that I
was like, Oh, I need to talk about that, but
it doesn't matter.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Well, my media of the week.

Speaker 1 (01:03:32):
Is I need to do mine yet, Kai, So back
the fuck up.

Speaker 4 (01:03:37):
I'm sorry, guy, back the fuck up from in what
did I watch?

Speaker 1 (01:03:42):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
I started Taxi? I watched Taxi. That was cool, But
y'all are Taxi Driver. What's that one with the guy
crashing out over some cooch? What is that? What is it?
What is what is it? Taxi Driver? It's a boy movie.

Speaker 3 (01:03:56):
A lot of movie. Taxi Driver is a boy movie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
Yeah, I just saw that for the first time. Y'all
are too much, like boys are too much. It did
take me two days to finish.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Obviously it was gorgeous, but like one thing about me
is I don't give a fuck about a man's crash out.
Like a man's crash out is just so less inspiring
to me. But it was such a good movie.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
And also.

Speaker 1 (01:04:17):
De Niro and the Blonde Girl, the one he was
crashing out over girl, I would crash out too, like
I guess I would crash out too, so I can't
even really hold him.

Speaker 2 (01:04:25):
So that was a good movie. I saw another boy movie. Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
I started The Master. I feel like that's a boy movie.
I couldn't get I couldn't finish it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:33):
Really, I got like.

Speaker 1 (01:04:34):
An hour and thirty in, but I was really sleepy
because I think I I watched a movie before that.
I watched something before that, and then I watched that.
I was just like on a Oh, I literally think
I watched Wicked and then I was like, time to
put myself to sleep, so I put The Master on,
but I have to finish it. I've gotten into a
really bad habit of starting movies and not finish them,

(01:04:56):
which was a bad habit I got into as a teenager,
and I'm back to that.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Like I have walked Paprika. That is the one movie
I will literally never finish. And I know it's amazing,
but that movie puts me to sleep like it's a narcotic.
It is literally like it gives me fucking narcolepsi. It
gives me necrophiliac, Like it's so crazy, like I just
start fucking dead people.

Speaker 1 (01:05:16):
And you know what's fucked up is the other night
I slept in Drew's bed and he heard my knees
cracking while we were going to bed, and he like
literally shut up from his sleep and he was like,
was that your knee And I said yes, And it's
made me self conscious about how loud my knees cracked.

Speaker 2 (01:05:31):
My knees cracked.

Speaker 4 (01:05:33):
I've never heard that before or since. So that was
just that was a really.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
That's every night I like I like do this, or
I like clench here and then my knees crack a
bunch and it feels so good.

Speaker 2 (01:05:45):
But I know that's bad, right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:47):
I think popping joints.

Speaker 2 (01:05:49):
Is okay, fuck, I really wish like, but.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
There's different types of cracks, Like in my knee, I
have scar tissue from my knee surgery, and that is
not good. I think I have like a bruise put
a permanently bruised meniscus, but swear I know what that is.

Speaker 2 (01:06:04):
Well, I guess I'll miss you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
I guess I actually will because I I like talking.
You know, I need to take a break from talking,
so am I talking can get better.

Speaker 4 (01:06:16):
I love them like the I've been seeing a bunch
of tiktoks recently of people being like, bro, I feel
like I'm in the room with them and like I'll
be like laughing, and then I'll like in my head
like want to chime in, and they can't chime in
because it's like they're on the other side of the screen.
They chime in, record yourself recording it and then have
a conversation with us and upload that ship to TikTok. No,
someone legitimately should do that, and starting to count like

(01:06:39):
those one boys that do the talking talk toua. They
should do that with emergency intercom. But it's like adding in, yeah,
adding into the conversation and then playing if you that's
a million dollar idea. Whoever is out.

Speaker 2 (01:06:52):
There was thank you guys so much for watching. We
will see you soon, and I hope you're here when
I get back.

Speaker 1 (01:07:00):
And if you're not, honestly, I understand, but you're a
bitch for moving on because literally, you couldn't just wait
for me.

Speaker 4 (01:07:05):
You couldn't wait.

Speaker 1 (01:07:05):
You couldn't just wait while I go around and I
do whatever I want and I don't talk to you
for three weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
God, you're a bitch. No, but seriously, please be here
when I come back.

Speaker 4 (01:07:13):
And nothing is gonna change, by the way, Like we're
not like building as.

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
Oh yeah, don't get too excited.

Speaker 4 (01:07:18):
Yeah, like we're really it's like it's purely for us, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
For our mental

Speaker 4 (01:07:53):
M