May 2, 2025 • 38 mins
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- Britt almost fed her niece dog food because she can't read Italian
- Laura is worried she's graduated from 'falling over' into 'having a fall'
- Matty J joins the Pick Up for a live Gender Reveal!
- A woman DIYed her own mole removal so we chatted with Tilly Whitfield from Big Brother (who famously DIYed her tattoo freckles and it DID NOT go well)
- Matt had an electric bike-related dilemma
- Meghan Markle reveals why she and Harry call each other 'H' & 'M'
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
This episode was recorded on cameragle Land.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life
I Can't.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and this is our radio show,
in fact, not our podcast. If you are'm new to.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
The show, I mean technically it is the pod it.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is, but it's like we do a radio show. We
package up the best parts of the week, we give
it to you in one cute little bundle, and here
it is.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah as sure as well, look big show you got
up off, We've moved on.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, lots of prepacy chat, No one cares. It's done.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
If you didn't know already about the gender reveal of
the baby, gender is of the baby, I reckon you
guys already know, But if not, it's in this episode.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So yeah, you'll find out that surprise.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That was a hook for the one percent.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah for literally whoever has just started listening to this
podcast and this is the first episode they ever clicked on.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well enjoy.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
But also I feel like I shared some doozies of
stories this week. Firstly, I asked the big question that
everyone's been asking, when does falling over turn into having
a four?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I know you've all been curious.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, but it's because ever since becoming pregnant, I think
that I made weight is not evenly balanced anymore, like
my center of gravity is shifted, and I have fallen
over so many times.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The other day, within the space.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Of a forty eight hour period, I fell over three
separate times, and they just got increasingly more embarrassing. So
we talked about that, and then I also shared a
story about Matt and his favorite new toy, which is
an electric bike.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, something else, it's open, the toy would be something else.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you remember when I shared the story about the cockring?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, how could I figet? That's what I thought it
was going to go down that path?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We never used it. Yeah, he tried it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
He didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You forced it on the guy, True, that's true, but I,
you know, squeeze it on after eight years, although when
it was soft and push it on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You can't do that, all right, Well, look what do
you got for me, b.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well nothing is equally as exciting as that. No, we
had one of the loosest interview chats that we've had
in so long. I actually loved it so much. Funnily enough,
we're talking about like a woman that cut her own
mole off. And one thing led to another, and we
ended up chatting to Tilly Whitfield. That name might ring
a bell, but she was from Big Brother a couple
of years ago. She's like this beautiful, young blonde breath
(02:07):
of fresh air. She's so funny, but she sort of
became pretty well known for these DIY beauty trends that
she was trying to do on herself to save a buck.
They went horribly wrong, Like she tried to tattoo freckles
onto her own face and it was like horrific what
happened to her?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I have never had.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
A conversation with someone that was as unhinged as that
radio break.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh she's the best. She's so funny. She's such a
loose cannon. But I really enjoyed the chat, even though
it was very rogue. I think you guys will love
it too. But there's a bunch more stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I also think that we can take that chat as
a true life lesson that there are some things in
life that we should just get an expert for, and
there's reasons why people go to university and spend many
years studying honeycome surgeons, and we shouldn't try and do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Some of those things ourselves. Let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I got myself into a real pickle, Laura, by choosy
the fiance that I have.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, he's great, he's writing the People's fine.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So my fiance is German. Well he's Swiss, but he
speaks Swiss, German and German. So I've been trying to
learn German. It is so hard. I've essentially given up.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You have been trying to learn German for two years,
and I don't I didn't want to insult you, but
I don't think you've made any progress or However, I
find it quite funny because you're the first person to
pick on Ben when he says something wrong in English.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He's fifth language, but he.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Speaks literally six different languages.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
He speaks five languages, and I have so much satisfaction
when he gets a word wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But I don't give him a hard time. I just
I just couldn't laugh at him. The audacity that you
have to correct him in his English speaking when he
can speak.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Everything one hundred percent. And I understand what that says
about me. He did write, I did have a giggle.
It's really cute. His English is amazing, like I cannot falter,
but sometimes English is hard to write and read. But yes, say,
he did write to me and he said he had
a toasty for lunch and he wrote t O W
st I E. And I thought that was really cute toasty.
But that's how its sods right anyway. So he now
(04:02):
lives in Italy. So I just went to Italy, and
now I've realized that I need to learn Italian.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a new language.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, so I went over there, and I did have
a few mishaps with not being able to understand what
I was buying. So my sister and her partner also
came over and they had their little baby, Maya, who's
ten months old. And I went to the supermarkets to
get some things and my sister asked me to also
get some babyfood and I was like, yeah, cool. I
was like, what does she have and she's like.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh, just get the packet.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, She's like, get some of those because it's easy, right,
like the yoga pouches that come with a swivel top.
You squeeze them out, like you all know those yoga
pouches that is literally Rafferty's Oh is it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, well, I don't have a kid.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't know the name. Sorry, and this is not
sponsored Lauren. Sorry, it's it's just the one.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That I used to buy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay. So anyway, I got some other stuff for Ben too.
So fast forward. I go to my sisters to give
her the baby food, and I'm in charge of feeding
the baby because I'm you know, I'm like taking all
the time I can with my niece. I'm like, do
I want to have this soon to or my own child.
Let's let's say so I opened the yo yet my
sister's like a couple of meters away, and I go
to squeeze out and I was like, that doesn't look right,
(05:07):
and my sister looks over. She goes. I was like,
is this what this is supposed to look like? And
she's like, what the hell is that? No, I go
down and sniff it. Dog food. I got a squeezy
pouch of dog food that I was about to feed
my ten month old knees.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Catfood would have been worse in my dishy smelling.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, maybe it was cat food. I don't know. It
was some kind of pet food, But in my defense,
it was quite like neutral packaging. And then there was
just like this really fine line art drawing of what
turned out to be an animal's face in a bottom corner.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't think that this is something that is like
specific to being in another country. I don't know if
you remember this bre It was a long time ago now,
but I got sent I have a dog.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I do I have a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I got sent a beautiful package of what were little
donut biscuits, and like it was obviously from a very
organic brand, made very naturally. It looked like something that
you could have picked up the farmers' markets. And they
were these cute little doughnut biscuits that had icing on top,
and they were in little individual bags. And my nephew
at the time came over, he was about four, and
(06:11):
I gave it to him. Didn't read the packaging, didn't
pay any attention to it, and I handed him dog biscuits,
of which he ate all of them. At least I
took it one step further. You ended it before it
could have gotten worse.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But like, you know what, he's never had nicer biscuits.
To be fair, he's immaculate.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
His hair was so shiny. Male's amazing. I think my
sister thinks I can't be in charge of looking after
myer anymore, because then I went to make his coffees.
This is the same day from the same shop, went
to make his coffees, and I went to pour in,
like the long life milk into the coffee chicken stock,
because it both It just comes in the exact same
(06:48):
I don't like it. You know those like cardboard cartons.
It comes in the same thing. And I can't read Italian.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's weird that one of them has a picture of
a chicken on the front, but like, you would never
guess that they didn't just milk chicken in.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Italy anyway, it was chicken stock, so obviously canned that
and canned the baby food. Mine did not eat the
baby food. But I'm like, what am I gonna do?
How am I ever going to go and live over
there successfully if I.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Can't read anything, No, just smell things before you take
really a cit stance.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I did.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's how I knew it was chicken stock. I was like,
this is really salty.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I feel like maybe you just need to let Ben
be in charge of everything from now on.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oh, don't let him hear it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes, I have a question for you. Hit me what age?
And I want a specific age?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Am I now?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No? No, because it's always a lie. You always you've
never telled us the true never know. Even Daily Mail
doesn't know for sure. Every article there's something different written
about you.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It changes every article because that will be like, we'll
get it right at one point.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, so everyone has fallen over, right, like kids fall over?
You know, you might have a couple too many drinks
on the weekend. You might fall over. But when does
the transition happen between when falling over the description of
that turns into having a fall?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, when you're all, you didn't just fall over, but
you had a fall.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I feel like it. Maybe you know. Great question. By
the way, Laura, I'll just add that there.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think maybe everyone's been considering on their Monday, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
The thing is, maybe it's when you can't get back
up so great? Do you think that's when you've had
a fall as opposed to fellover? It's like or when
there's a bad injury. It's definitely age related because you
don't say it. I guess you do. For a kid,
you're like, oh, they had a fall, I don't know,
it's weird. It does sound very like retirement.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
D doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So either it's severity or age related. Yeah, But then
it can't just be a number of age. It's got
to be like the age of the person, because like
some people, you might get someone who's in the eighties,
but they're a really young person in the eighties. You
get someone in their seventies, but they're a really old
person in their seventies, right, Like, people don't just age
the same. I say this because I have recently, and
I don't know why it is happening, but I have
(08:49):
become particularly clumsy, and in the space of three days,
I had three separate episodes where I fell over.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We're not calling them falls.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You can't call it an episode either. That's the age thing.
If you've had an episode of falls, you're doom.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I fell over three separate times, and I'm not talking
like little falls. I have a massive bruise across the
whole of my left ass cheek because.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I fell over.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
All right, hang on, step me up. First fall? What happened?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And now my husband's describing them as I'm having falls? Okay,
first one, I was running backwards on a beach because
I was I was like chasing my daughter and.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I was running backwards.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
She was chasing me, and I didn't realize that directly
behind me was a massive log with sticks sticking out
of it. And I fell over the log and I
fell into the log full of sticks, and then I
rolled around on the ground for a while because it
hurt really bad.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Okay, I would say in front of people as well. Yeah,
I'd say you fell over for that one, that's not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
A fall, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So then next day, we were at a rock platform,
so little cute.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Rock pools and even yep, I.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Took one step onto the rock platform.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Everyone else was on there comfortably walking around looking at
the crabs.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I took one step.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And I slipped in some algaie and then I.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Rolled down the rock platform back on out of the stet.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay, so green has entered the chat. I would also say,
in that circumstance, you fell over, okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Three same day, but in the afternoon, Yeah, I was
rushing because I had to go and pick up my daughter. Yeah,
and I was trying to get my youngest into the car,
and I was wearing crocheted pants and my big toe
from my left foot hooked into the crochet hole of
my pant in my right like my right pant, and
I tripped over my own pants. This one was like
I flew through the air and my phone went, my
(10:27):
keys went. Everything was like a very dramatic and my
four year ol walks up and she goes, Mom, what's
wrong with you? What you keep falling over all the time?
And I really don't have an answer for it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm not sure I would say in that one that
you had a fall. The third one you had a fall? Guys,
do you know what I think I've realized it is
now that we've broken it down. I think having a
fall is when you fall for no apparent reason, like
you're just walking.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I just was walking.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, So I think that's when it is. Because you've
got caught in your pants, that's having a fall. But
when you fall over back with do you sleep on algae?
You fell?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So I also had I also had platform sandals on,
so I really like you, I really took a dive.
But anyway, my four year old really added insult to
injury the night of so like, she was very confused
by my constant falling over and then that night I
was putting her in bed and I gave her her
like drink bottle, and I like went to pat her
hair with my hand, and she just looked at me,
and she looks at me with this real look of
(11:23):
concern on her face, and she goes, ummy, you're getting old.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And I was like, sorry, why, why why? Sweetheart? She goes,
look at your hands, And.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I looked down at my hands and I have kind
of particularly veiny hands also, so does Angelina.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Jolly, sorry, you have.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Beautiful skin and young hands. You could be a hand
model with veins.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'll be a vain Yeah, I'm very good if I
need to go in and get anything done intravenously.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like, yeah, I could calmulate you easily.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah you could great, Okay, So you know I was
slightly offended. But then she doubled down and I said,
I don't think my hands look that old, are they, sweetie?
And she goes, yeah, and all the lines and then
she went through and pointed all the lines out on
my face, and so now I'm yeah, she told me
that I look more like a nana than a mum.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So anyway, guys, happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh my God, that is the worst. It's you know what,
the lines I could deal with, but saying you look
more like a nana, that like would hurt me. I'd
be booking straight in from the bowtok, I'll be like
getting them on the line, give me everything, clean schedule,
all right?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So I booked him a facelift. Is happy next week.
I'm six weeks off. Everyone like me look like a baby.
Today is a very big day. Laura got laid.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I am pregnant with the number three babies, so it's
very exciting for me. But also I'm not the only
person who's responsible for this whole pregnancy that's going on here.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What how do you make babies?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
My husband Matt, who has been on the show many times,
is also someone who I don't know whether we could say,
is also to blame for this. So congratulations, sweetheart is
right here.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Look, a lot of hard work has gone into this, blood,
sweat and tears.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's not been easy. We got there.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
It's weird that everyone obviously we're married, people know that
we're going to be being intimate. But yeah, it's weird
that people know that we've been you know, four fourteen
weeks that we've been having sex.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, I'm actually almost eighteen weeks long, so great that
you've been paying attention.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're lying, Yeah, I'm eighteen weeks now, Matte.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You're having a baby.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Pregnancy is flying through. We'll be giving birth any second.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
To be fair, it's because Matt missed out on the
first half of it. So when I found out that
I was pregnant, and you know, if you guys have
been listening to the show, you would know that Matt
was on I'm a.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Celebrity this year.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So Matt had gone into the jungle, he had had
his phone taken away, and it was two days after
he was non contactable, and so I went and bought
a pregnancy test pete on the stick and then I
looked at it and I just remember sitting there and
seeing these two lines. And at the same time, your
sister was over and your mum was downstairs, and I
walked downstairs to them and I was like, hey, guys,
(13:58):
sorry to interrupt, were putting in.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
A and I was like, do you reckon? This is
two lines?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And it was the clearest, most evident two lines that
there has ever been.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So you told Matt's family before you talked Matt.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I pretty much told everyone before I told Matt to
because he wasn't here.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
We had a rule. We were loosely trying.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
But when I went into the jungle, I said to Laura,
if I make it as far as the moment on
the show where you guys come into the jungle, can
you tell me if you are pregnant? And then she
came in, and there was a thought in the back
of my head. I'm like, well, she hasn't said anything.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Sure you're not going to say that on TV.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, it was too early because we've had a couple
of pregnancy losses as well along the way. So I
didn't want to have that conversation, which felt too early
to have it, especially publicly. I wanted to make sure
that we were in the clear in lots of ways.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
So then here's the question. You guys haven't been on
the same path for a long time, for probably the
last eighteen months on if you wanted more kids, like
one of you wanted them when the other one didn't,
and then it swapped and Laura would want it and
Matt wasn't ready. How did you find the balance of
getting to this in place at the same time.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Something happened around Christmas time where we thought we should
do this. It was like the one little window where
we're both like, let's have a kid.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's hard because number three.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Like I think for anyone who goes from having two
kids to three kids, like there's a lot of mental
gymnastics that has to happen, because when you've got two kids,
you're like, oh, we've got a car that fits two kids. Like,
you know, we're not out numbered. There's it just two kids.
It seems like a relatively manageable family unit. And so
I was the one who proposed, like, let's have another one,
(15:32):
And for a little while there Matt was like, absolutely not.
I think it was whenever I was ovulating, I was like,
we should have another kid.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's interesting that it happened. It you say it happened
at Christmas. It is the number one month of the
year that people conceive because it's happy and joyful and
people are drinking and getting loose, they're stress, they're well.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Tracking back when the baby was conceived, it was Christmas Day, so.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It really was. It really was a Christmas miracle.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Everyone now they're getting into the Christmas spirit, And so
how did you react when Laura told you?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How did I tell you?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
It was an interesting scenario because it was a couple
of weeks after we returned from the jungle, and before
we went to bed. I went to Laura and said, well,
I guess you're not pregnant because you haven't said anything.
And then Laura said, yeah, I've been thinking about it
and I don't know if it was the right idea
to try and have a kid. And then in my
head for the next two days that thought process was marinating,
(16:25):
and then Laura gave me a scratchy.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It said on the scratchy that you could win one
hundred thousand dollars, but you had to scratch every icon
and one of the icons said we're having a baby.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
It was like sixty iconst Matt scratch.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Matt got over it halfway through and he was like, Oh,
this game sucks, and I was like getting quite annoyed
at him, and I was like, just scratch all of
the scratchy, keep playing, and so eventually he scratched the scratchy,
but he just looked more confused than actually thrilled.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I think at the time.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Well, I just I didn't know if it was part
of the game, I was like, have I won the
money or not? Or if Laura was like a baby, yeah,
I was like, so there is no money involved, it's
just a baby, Okay. But now I am excited. I'm
also very I'm nervous. I look at people with newborns
and I think to myself, I cannot believe we're going
back there. It's like We've run a marathon twice and
(17:14):
now I'm lacing up to go back to the start
line to do it all the game.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, it's really I mean, I wonder if other people
have felt this when they've had their third baby. Number
one and two are like, we were so excited, and
I guess now going into this pregnancy, it's like the blinkers,
all the rose colored glasses have been taken off. And
we're very aware that as much as we are so
excited and.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like, couldn't be more thrilled, we know we.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Know that it's such a privileged to be able to
have another baby. We're also just bit bloody frightened about
what is the next year of our life.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Frightened.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Look, the reason why you're here is because we do
have something really exciting that we wanted to do together.
We both have spoken a little bit about the fact
that we're having a baby, but something that we've never
done before when I've been pregnant is find out the
gender of the baby. So it's always been a surprise
at birth.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I bullied Laura into this, by the way, and this time.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That was the one who really wanted to find out
what the gender is and I, you know, he wore
me down.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
And if you guys stick around, we're going to do
it next Yes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So live on radio on the pick up after the break,
we are going to be finding out the sex of
Laura and Mattie Jay's baby.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Look, this is really big for us for a couple
of reasons.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I mean, if you guys been following the.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Show for a while, you would know we have two
little girls already, Marley and.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Lola five and four.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
We never found out the gender of our babies before
the delivery day. It was always that moment of like
it's a girl as they kind of put on your chest,
which I love and I find that so deeply special,
and I didn't want to find out the gender. However,
being that this is baby number three, matt was like,
just give me something.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I don't understand why people want to lump in all
those surprises on the one day.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Why not spread them out.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I like that you're meeting halfway and you're letting Matt
find out. I think that the woman is the one
that goes through the whole thing. At the end of
the day. She gets to decide for the first two and.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
The third one. The rule is up to the mirror.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I always I'm going to say it has to be
a water birth, but not you. We'll discuss that one later.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Okay, hang on, what do you guys want either way?
Like if you had to, I know it's the old like,
we just want a healthy baby, of course, but you
get to pick what you want hypothetically in this situation.
What do you have?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I mean, we really really do just want a healthy baby.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's like number one. Of course.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I I'd like an athlete.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Okay, tennis or goldy.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Healthy is good, but I want it to be like
a genetic freak of an athlete. I wanted to win
gold medals.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Do you want it to be a boy or a girl?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Look, I will be happy with the girl. I'm just
going to say that because I love being a girl dad.
But at the same time, growing up, I always envisioned
being a dad with a.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Son, so you can go and do those like father
son things that that's how you imagine OB do it
with daughters.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But you do that, all those things that you think
you might want to do if you had a boy,
you already do them with Ma like you and Lala hate.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Going to the footage. I'm like, who wants to go
watch the roosters?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And they're like no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But also like, you're very good at being a girl dad,
Like you have no reservations going getting your nails painted
on a Saturday, or taking them out for baby chinos
and doing like tea parties and stuff like you really
slot into girl dad life in an incredible way.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I love it, but I just think it would be
great to experience being a dad to a son. Yeah,
just because change the scenery exactly, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So we've got Matt Anson locked in. He would happy
other way, but prefer to add a male to the
already three female scenario. Laura, how are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
If you'd ask me before having Molly and Laula, I
always thought that I would be a mum to boys,
but now that I have two girls, I deeply love
being a mum to girls.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So I don't care at all.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like I feel as though you're bad at this game.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, no, I mean it.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I like she's such a politician.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I will be frilled with either, like I'm such a
fence sitter, Like I do not care.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well, it's you're lucky today because you are getting one
of them.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I will be happy with a girl.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I love what we have, and I think three sisters
for them would be amazing. Rather than having a little
brother who might be who will be five years younger,
I think he might get left out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
All right, we've got the cake. Laura has picked up
the knife. Are you already We are going to live
on radio find out the sex of your baby. This
is so right now, Oh my god, are you guys excited?
You're actually about to find out where you're having.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, we have a gender reveal cake. I am cutting
the cake. Okay, I'm not going to look so that
we can all see it at the same time.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Pull it out by hands, by hands.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
And it's a.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's a girl. Oh my god, you're having a third
little girl.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Congratulations, there's a lot of estrogen.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
In our assuming on that.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
How are you okay?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I am I capable of producing boys? I worry. Let's
go again, Let's go for a four.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
That said we're having three kids, turns out we're having fought.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I know you don't mean a baby girl.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
How do you feel, honey.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
No, I feel I feel, I feel good, I feel good,
I am.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I feel I love you.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
When I look at.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Young boys and I look how turbo they are, there
is a big part of me that goes I stuff
that I don't want to be involved.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No, I'm thrilled. I loving a girl.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Dad. Obviously, that's matched with a feeling of the fact
that I'm never going to have a son.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
No, you watch now, you're going to go for aun
four gos.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm tapping out. I'm almost forty. I'm not having a number.
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I have even started, so you don't have to type
out yet. Age is button number.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I love you, honey. Guys, congratulations, thank you, Thank you
for sharing that with everyone.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Everyone just found out with you you're having a third baby.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I think that's really really cool, and I'm really happy
for you. I do think I was hoping for a boy,
just for some like differentiation. But I do think overall
it's going to be easier for you. You've already got
all the girls stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You guys don't know how to convince me.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm thrilled, guys off that I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I don't know if you can tell by the turn
of my boys, but I'm smiling right now. I'm thrilled
to have a beautiful girl.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Now. I did not see this on my bingo card today,
but I have become a bit obsessed and equally grossed
out with a story about a woman that is going
viral online for her own beauty DIY hack. Now, she
has a mole, quite a big mole on her face.
She got quoted between five hundred and one thousand dollars
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to cut it off, so she decided to cut her
own mole off her face at home.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Have a listen, let's talk about the ball situation, shall we.
The scissors that I use, I would take some alcohol
boom booms, pray on it, and then I just kind
of took it out and I just went in like that.
It didn't hurt, it wasn't painful.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
She used manicure scissors. Firstly, I just have to say this.
So producer Grace created a prep sheet for this, and
there is a great big photo.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Of this woman holding her mole up to the camera.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
She just plucked it up off the table that it
fell down on and she's holding her a full I'm
talking this mole is like the size of a pinky fingernail.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's huge. Yeah, it makes me feel like viscually unwell
to think about and look at. And also I don't
know how she said has got no pain, because moles
and stuff have blood supply, Like you can feel that.
You can't just take a pair of scissors at home
and hack your face.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I understand that some things are expensive, but there's still
some things that we shouldn't diy.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I learn a lesson the hard way.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
When I was in my early twenties, so I've always
had well, like probably from my early twenties, I started
to get some sunspots right, like little bits of pigmentation,
and I really noticed it around the age of twenty four. Anyway,
of course, back then, trying to book in to go
and see Imbautian or whatever too expensive, So I went
and I did my own googling online and I read
on some Reddit forum somewhere that wart kill so like
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the stuff you would use to kill off warts on
your feet. Literally toxic is really good for removing pigmentation.
So I painted it onto my face and I gave
myself a third degree burn on my forehead, which the
scar is still there now. It looks I made it
ten times worse, but it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Is literally on my forehead where I burnt myself.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Could you be so many? For all?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Well, I've actually called up. Do you remember Tilli Whitfield.
She was on Big Brother. She's just a breath of
fresh air. She's the best. But one of the things
that she was speaking about is a DIY beauty hack
that she tried to do that was like an absolute fail.
So I want you to hear it from her, Tilly,
welcome to the pickup.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Hi, guys, how are you hi?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
How are you telling me?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Can I say something before you even go into that
when you were talking about warts, You're gonna diet this.
My uncle used to bite my cousin's water. No, yeah,
I come from a DIY family, so that's.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Not Wait he put his mouth on the water and
just bit it down.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, he'd bite them.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Are we talking like a normal water or a place
didn't matter, so he did it to himself or anywhere?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
No, No, his kids, his kids.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You can't bite a water for child.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I could vomit in my mouth.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I actually feel.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Also, cly, no, wonder you trying to tattoo your own face?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh my godess.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Okay, that's a whole other conversation. The war thing. Tell
us what you did.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
And why I was going on to big brother. I
had to have like all the permanent makeups, so I
like got the like eyebrows done. I got like the
permanent like lips tattoo, just like got it all. It
was COVID. So I was like low key running along
like funds. I was like nineteen years old, and I
was just looking up like how to like look cute
with no makeup on, and you could like tattoo make
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up on, but like I didn't have the machine so
that like you needed like this weird like needling micro
needling machine. I was like, Okay, that's too hard. So
I remember the next best thing, which was like freckles. Yeah,
and I saw it on TikTok and this like professional
tattoo artist was teaching people how to do it at home,
and yeah, I did it and it was completely like chalk.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What happened though, So did you give yourself an infection
or did you just botch it?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
No? Like I literally like went blind.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Okay, you guys, if anyone's in the KYL listening, have
a look at the photos because it is. And this
is actually such a great message. I know we're laughing
and joking, but it's a really good message about like
what not to do at home.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
But also that makes me mad for the tattoo artists
who's encouraging people to try it at home, Like this
is the issue about like influence this woman who's saying, oh,
cut off your ow mole. It actually went fine. All
the people who might try and do that now thinking
that it's okay.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, also, don't bite warts off with you sorry. So
when you say you went blind for a while, like,
was that from an infection? And how long did that last?
Like what happened?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah, it was from an infection because I literally like
ordered the stuff of eBay, so it was like eBay ink,
eBay needles, and they just honestly got so infected my
whole eyes closed up and I was like oh crap,
better go to the hospital and like just had to
get like on a full drip and everything because I
was so sick from it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Tilly, did you end up doing any permanent damage?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Well, the thing was like I also tried to dihy.
I removed them, So I think this is why it
was really how.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Do you try to remove it?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Like you use like whale pummus or like lemon, or
like a scalpel to cut it out, Like I tried
multiple things, So the reason why it went so bad. Yeah, yeah,
that's why when you say that, Ward, I was like,
I literally ordered a scalpel off eBay as well and
cut off one of them. Like my nose is so bad,
(28:54):
Like there's a full scar in the middle of my
nose like a dent because I cut that one off.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh my gosh, that is honestly the craziest story I've
ever heard. And if anyone has ever thought it might
be a good idea to di y, don't do it,
even if you're gonna laminate your own brows, maybe think
twice at this rate.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh my god, Tillie, Well, I'm glad that you're sort
of starting to give up the di Y.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I think that. I don't think she is.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Thanks so much, Yeah, thank you, thanks for coming on
the show.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
All right, bye guy.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
By Now, yesterday I got home from the show and
I walked in the door and Matt, my husband, he
barely kissed me hello, and he was like, I'm so rude.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
He's like, can you watch the kids? I've got to go.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I was like, where are you going? And he's like,
I can't explain it to you right now. I tell you
when to get home. It's pouring with rain. He runs
out the house, gets on his electric bike that he's
recently purchased, which he fairies the kids around on. He
uses it for like the school drop offs and the
daycare drop offs.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
It is like, I don't know, you know how thanks,
He just fairies it for some sometime Mealok, some times
he walks, Wow, that's crazy. What is he doing on
a weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
No, So.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He gets on the electric bike in the rain, and
it was all very frantic. Off he goes, comes back
twenty minutes later, drenched carrying a tiny little toy, like
a little one of Marley's little teddies.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I was like, what has happened? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So, during the day he'd taken Marley out for a
ride and they'd gone down to the cafe or whatever.
And as he was riding and he went from on
the footpath down onto the road, he.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Hears this man going.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And Matt assumed that the man is yelling at a abuse. Yeah,
and even Mally was like, ride faster, daddy, that man
is yelling at us quick. He's coming with this pitchforks dad.
So Matt assumed that this guy is yelling at him
because he was riding on the pedestrian footpath where you're
not really supposed to ride. And then he'd like gone
on to the main road. But you know, he's got
two kids in the back. He's just trying to be saved.
(30:57):
Continue fair anyway, I'll change that, puddon. So he's got
this guy yelling at him, and so you know when
you when you've got a bit of road rage, but
you also can get bike rage.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
So he turns around.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
He's like.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
He's got he's gone fast his electric butt.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He turns around and uh says a few choice words
and flips the guy off at the same time, like
sticks his middle finger up. Great, this story's wild, really
great example that he's setting for our kids. Anyway, they
go to the cafe, he gets home, and then Marley
turns around about two hours later and she goes, Daddy,
I think I lost my teddy on the bike.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
And that's when it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Dawned on Bat that actually the man yelling at him
had found the teddy, that the toy.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The toy had.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Dropped off the back, and he was trying to get
him to stop riding. And Matt turned around and was
like off and then stuck his finger up.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
This poor guy on the street.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Well, you realize that man went home and burnt the turty.
He was like, stuff you, I'm going to put that
out of the back and burn it.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
N he just left it on the street and the rain.
Matt had to go and fetch it.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
You'd probably safely throw that out now it's been the
ground has been outside. I don't know if you want that,
do you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, you have to. It's your kid's favorite toy. You
got to bring home. You gotta put in the washing machine.
You gotta do what you can to revive it.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Can't the dummy fairy take that too. Surely there's more
use in this.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Well.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Math learns a very valuable lesson has he not been ursehole.
I don't know what was it you're telling the story
I was hoping.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
There's definitely been times where I've gotten like unjustly angry
in a car and then I've realized, actually I'm in
the wrong, So probably shouldn't be screening at people.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I don't I'm trying to think off the top of
my head if there's something where I've like abused someone,
and no, you're a saint.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't really, I'm perfect.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, so just you can't think of anything. Megan Markle
has given us the inside scoop, the inside tea that
everyone has been waiting for, everyone has been wondering about. Now,
good question, Laura, what is it? Well drunk? Have you sipping.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Prosecco's underneath that bar?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I just genuinely am not sure anyone who actually cares
about what I'm about to say, but I'm gonna tell
you anyway. Meg and mark Or she's the person that
people love to speak about, but I don't think anyone
actually wants to hear about, which is a funny place
to be.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's because she is an easy person to dislike, which
is a shame, because I love suits. I love her
as an actress, but every so often I do hear
her say things.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
And I'm like, oh, that's a bit insufferable.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Well, Meghan has finally revealed the reason behind her and
Harry's nicknames for each other. Now, if you're wondering what
the nicknames are, they are M N H. And I
feel like I just got dumber about this. But some
people apparently don't know what the M and e H
stood for, which I don't know. It seems pretty obvious
(33:39):
to me, but I haven't listened.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Probably at the beginning of us dating, when everything was
in code, I couldn't tell anyone who I was dating
and I was keeping, so I think we were just
on a letter basis, and then.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
It's stuck and you both love it.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yes, I like nicknames a lot.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Oh that's crazy. I can't believe how they figured that
code out.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh wow, do you know what?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Though?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I can relate to the code situation for very different reasons,
not because I'm a princess or anybody cares about anything
that I'm doing in my life, but when Matt and
I got spat out of The Bachelor, like when that
show finished, and for anyone who doesn't know. Just to
give you the background, my husband, Matty Jay, he was
the Bachelor I think it was like twenty sixteen maybe,
and I met him on that show. So we finished
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the show together. But when you finished the show, you're
not able to be together for almost six months, because
it takes six months from when filming ends until when
it actually is on TV screens.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
I wouldn't know. I got dumbed by the honeybag job.
But please tell us what it was like to be
in love after the batchelot.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
It's always too soon, isn't it, brit for you?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Well, the thing is okay, so even though they don't
know for sure that you've won. So like when I
say they like the paparazzi the media, they don't know
for sure who's won, so they follow around the few
girls that they think are the numbers one, two and three,
and so for about six months there, I got followed
every single day from the second I left my house
until the minute I got home. There was always a
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paparazzi following me in my car. Because getting that shot
of the bachelor and bachelorette together and spoiling the ending
was worth so much money back in those days, it was.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
A really lucrative shot.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Imagine how Megan h mnh.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, I know right, We're a little blip on the radar.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
So we got told from production that we couldn't have
our name saved in each other's phones because sometimes the
paps have telescopic lenses they can see who you're messaging.
So I have Matt still to this day saved in
my phone as Derek, and he has me saved in
his phone as Cindy.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We had to just pick these names.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
So the reason why I chose Derek was because Derek
was the hot bartender who was working on our season.
There is such a weird flex, but it was funny
because he got so all the girls.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I think I had the same bartender the season after.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Actually no, you didn't. You know why because he got fired.
So all the girls were flirting with him instead of
putting their focus on Matt, and so he got fired
and so then we had this big ongoing joke that
instead of calling him Derek, we started calling Matt Derek,
and so that's why he became Derek in my phone.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Okay, side step, This is very similar to Kylie Jenner
at the Met gala.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Wow, that was a real link, So bear with me
the mental gymnastics to get there, because there.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Was a really hot I want to say escort. He
wasn't an escort, but he's the person that was employed
by the met gala to escort the celebrities up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
When you said escort, so he would.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
He went viral last year because he was so good looking.
He did nothing. The poor guy did nothing except be
born beautiful. And he was walking her up the steps,
escorting her, and he was in a photograph and he
went viral. Took the attention away from her, and he
got sacked because he was too hot and took the
attention to me.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well, this is exactly what happened to Derek told you.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Anyway, we had like quite a funny story Matt and
I like, you know, he understood, and it was all
a big joke.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Anyway, I remember asking him this one day.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I was like, but why Cindy, Why did you pick
Cindy for my name? And he goes, oh, it was
the name of my first bike. And I was like,
that's weird by but wait for it, I thought motorbike.
I was like, oh yeah, No, boys and their motorbikes,
and I was like, that's kind of hot. It wasn't
until after the finale happened that I realized, actually, Matt's
never ridden a motorbike. Him meant about his pushbike that
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he puts like her on and rides it, and he
named that Cindy and then named me the bike, and
I was like, there's a lot of connotations here that
I could take as a deeper fense.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I got in trouble recently. Actually I'm getting married very
soon my fiancee Ben. But up until recently, Ben had
been in my phone as Ben Football Rayer because I
met him on a dating at Rayer and he played football.
And he was like, why did you have to be
specific about even the football part? And I was like, well, because,
funnily enough, there was another Ben on Rayel. I had
to like, that's a fly.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I had to put them into categories.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
He's like, now we're getting married, do you think I
could just be like Ben.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You're like, no, I have too many of them my phone.
That name is too common. To be fair, I do
want to defend my husband for one second. He did
love that bike anyway, all right
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Because he still rides in the letty back A currently
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
Hi guys, and welcome back to another episode of Life
I Can't.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
I'm Laura, I'm Brittany, and this is our radio show,
in fact, not our podcast. If you are'm new to.
Speaker 1 (00:15):
The show, I mean technically it is the pod it.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Is, but it's like we do a radio show. We
package up the best parts of the week, we give
it to you in one cute little bundle, and here
it is.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Yeah as sure as well, look big show you got
up off, We've moved on.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Yeah, lots of prepacy chat, No one cares. It's done.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
If you didn't know already about the gender reveal of
the baby, gender is of the baby, I reckon you
guys already know, But if not, it's in this episode.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So yeah, you'll find out that surprise.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
That was a hook for the one percent.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Yeah for literally whoever has just started listening to this
podcast and this is the first episode they ever clicked on.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
Well enjoy.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
But also I feel like I shared some doozies of
stories this week. Firstly, I asked the big question that
everyone's been asking, when does falling over turn into having
a four?
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I know you've all been curious.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Yeah, but it's because ever since becoming pregnant, I think
that I made weight is not evenly balanced anymore, like
my center of gravity is shifted, and I have fallen
over so many times.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
The other day, within the space.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Of a forty eight hour period, I fell over three
separate times, and they just got increasingly more embarrassing. So
we talked about that, and then I also shared a
story about Matt and his favorite new toy, which is
an electric bike.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Yeah, something else, it's open, the toy would be something else.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Do you remember when I shared the story about the cockring?
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Yes, how could I figet? That's what I thought it
was going to go down that path?
Speaker 1 (01:34):
We never used it. Yeah, he tried it.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
He didn't like it.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You forced it on the guy, True, that's true, but I,
you know, squeeze it on after eight years, although when
it was soft and push it on.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
You can't.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You can't do that, all right, Well, look what do
you got for me, b.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Well nothing is equally as exciting as that. No, we
had one of the loosest interview chats that we've had
in so long. I actually loved it so much. Funnily enough,
we're talking about like a woman that cut her own
mole off. And one thing led to another, and we
ended up chatting to Tilly Whitfield. That name might ring
a bell, but she was from Big Brother a couple
of years ago. She's like this beautiful, young blonde breath
(02:07):
of fresh air. She's so funny, but she sort of
became pretty well known for these DIY beauty trends that
she was trying to do on herself to save a buck.
They went horribly wrong, Like she tried to tattoo freckles
onto her own face and it was like horrific what
happened to her?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
I have never had.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
A conversation with someone that was as unhinged as that
radio break.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Oh she's the best. She's so funny. She's such a
loose cannon. But I really enjoyed the chat, even though
it was very rogue. I think you guys will love
it too. But there's a bunch more stuff I do.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
I also think that we can take that chat as
a true life lesson that there are some things in
life that we should just get an expert for, and
there's reasons why people go to university and spend many
years studying honeycome surgeons, and we shouldn't try and do.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Some of those things ourselves. Let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
I got myself into a real pickle, Laura, by choosy
the fiance that I have.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
I mean, he's great, he's writing the People's fine.
Speaker 3 (03:04):
So my fiance is German. Well he's Swiss, but he
speaks Swiss, German and German. So I've been trying to
learn German. It is so hard. I've essentially given up.
Speaker 2 (03:13):
You have been trying to learn German for two years,
and I don't I didn't want to insult you, but
I don't think you've made any progress or However, I
find it quite funny because you're the first person to
pick on Ben when he says something wrong in English.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He's fifth language, but he.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Speaks literally six different languages.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
He speaks five languages, and I have so much satisfaction
when he gets a word wrong.
Speaker 2 (03:34):
But I don't give him a hard time. I just
I just couldn't laugh at him. The audacity that you
have to correct him in his English speaking when he
can speak.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Everything one hundred percent. And I understand what that says
about me. He did write, I did have a giggle.
It's really cute. His English is amazing, like I cannot falter,
but sometimes English is hard to write and read. But yes, say,
he did write to me and he said he had
a toasty for lunch and he wrote t O W
st I E. And I thought that was really cute toasty.
But that's how its sods right anyway. So he now
(04:02):
lives in Italy. So I just went to Italy, and
now I've realized that I need to learn Italian.
Speaker 1 (04:07):
It's a new language.
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Yeah, so I went over there, and I did have
a few mishaps with not being able to understand what
I was buying. So my sister and her partner also
came over and they had their little baby, Maya, who's
ten months old. And I went to the supermarkets to
get some things and my sister asked me to also
get some babyfood and I was like, yeah, cool. I
was like, what does she have and she's like.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Oh, just get the packet.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
No, She's like, get some of those because it's easy, right,
like the yoga pouches that come with a swivel top.
You squeeze them out, like you all know those yoga
pouches that is literally Rafferty's Oh is it.
Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, well, I don't have a kid.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I don't know the name. Sorry, and this is not
sponsored Lauren. Sorry, it's it's just the one.
Speaker 1 (04:44):
That I used to buy.
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Okay. So anyway, I got some other stuff for Ben too.
So fast forward. I go to my sisters to give
her the baby food, and I'm in charge of feeding
the baby because I'm you know, I'm like taking all
the time I can with my niece. I'm like, do
I want to have this soon to or my own child.
Let's let's say so I opened the yo yet my
sister's like a couple of meters away, and I go
to squeeze out and I was like, that doesn't look right,
(05:07):
and my sister looks over. She goes. I was like,
is this what this is supposed to look like? And
she's like, what the hell is that? No, I go
down and sniff it. Dog food. I got a squeezy
pouch of dog food that I was about to feed
my ten month old knees.
Speaker 1 (05:21):
Catfood would have been worse in my dishy smelling.
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Well, maybe it was cat food. I don't know. It
was some kind of pet food, But in my defense,
it was quite like neutral packaging. And then there was
just like this really fine line art drawing of what
turned out to be an animal's face in a bottom corner.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't think that this is something that is like
specific to being in another country. I don't know if
you remember this bre It was a long time ago now,
but I got sent I have a dog.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
I do I have a dog.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I got sent a beautiful package of what were little
donut biscuits, and like it was obviously from a very
organic brand, made very naturally. It looked like something that
you could have picked up the farmers' markets. And they
were these cute little doughnut biscuits that had icing on top,
and they were in little individual bags. And my nephew
at the time came over, he was about four, and
(06:11):
I gave it to him. Didn't read the packaging, didn't
pay any attention to it, and I handed him dog biscuits,
of which he ate all of them. At least I
took it one step further. You ended it before it
could have gotten worse.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
But like, you know what, he's never had nicer biscuits.
To be fair, he's immaculate.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
His hair was so shiny. Male's amazing. I think my
sister thinks I can't be in charge of looking after
myer anymore, because then I went to make his coffees.
This is the same day from the same shop, went
to make his coffees, and I went to pour in,
like the long life milk into the coffee chicken stock,
because it both It just comes in the exact same
(06:48):
I don't like it. You know those like cardboard cartons.
It comes in the same thing. And I can't read Italian.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
It's weird that one of them has a picture of
a chicken on the front, but like, you would never
guess that they didn't just milk chicken in.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Italy anyway, it was chicken stock, so obviously canned that
and canned the baby food. Mine did not eat the
baby food. But I'm like, what am I gonna do?
How am I ever going to go and live over
there successfully if I.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
Can't read anything, No, just smell things before you take
really a cit stance.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I did.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
That's how I knew it was chicken stock. I was like,
this is really salty.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I feel like maybe you just need to let Ben
be in charge of everything from now on.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Oh, don't let him hear it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
Yes, I have a question for you. Hit me what age?
And I want a specific age?
Speaker 3 (07:30):
Am I now?
Speaker 2 (07:31):
No? No, because it's always a lie. You always you've
never telled us the true never know. Even Daily Mail
doesn't know for sure. Every article there's something different written
about you.
Speaker 3 (07:39):
It changes every article because that will be like, we'll
get it right at one point.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Okay, so everyone has fallen over, right, like kids fall over?
You know, you might have a couple too many drinks
on the weekend. You might fall over. But when does
the transition happen between when falling over the description of
that turns into having a fall?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Oh, when you're all, you didn't just fall over, but
you had a fall.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
I feel like it. Maybe you know. Great question. By
the way, Laura, I'll just add that there.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
I think maybe everyone's been considering on their Monday, isn't it?
Speaker 3 (08:10):
The thing is, maybe it's when you can't get back
up so great? Do you think that's when you've had
a fall as opposed to fellover? It's like or when
there's a bad injury. It's definitely age related because you
don't say it. I guess you do. For a kid,
you're like, oh, they had a fall, I don't know,
it's weird. It does sound very like retirement.
Speaker 1 (08:26):
D doesn't it.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
So either it's severity or age related. Yeah, But then
it can't just be a number of age. It's got
to be like the age of the person, because like
some people, you might get someone who's in the eighties,
but they're a really young person in the eighties. You
get someone in their seventies, but they're a really old
person in their seventies, right, Like, people don't just age
the same. I say this because I have recently, and
I don't know why it is happening, but I have
(08:49):
become particularly clumsy, and in the space of three days,
I had three separate episodes where I fell over.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
We're not calling them falls.
Speaker 3 (08:57):
You can't call it an episode either. That's the age thing.
If you've had an episode of falls, you're doom.
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Well.
Speaker 2 (09:03):
I fell over three separate times, and I'm not talking
like little falls. I have a massive bruise across the
whole of my left ass cheek because.
Speaker 1 (09:10):
I fell over.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
All right, hang on, step me up. First fall? What happened?
Speaker 2 (09:14):
And now my husband's describing them as I'm having falls? Okay,
first one, I was running backwards on a beach because
I was I was like chasing my daughter and.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
I was running backwards.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
She was chasing me, and I didn't realize that directly
behind me was a massive log with sticks sticking out
of it. And I fell over the log and I
fell into the log full of sticks, and then I
rolled around on the ground for a while because it
hurt really bad.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Okay, I would say in front of people as well. Yeah,
I'd say you fell over for that one, that's not.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
A fall, okay. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
So then next day, we were at a rock platform,
so little cute.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
Rock pools and even yep, I.
Speaker 1 (09:47):
Took one step onto the rock platform.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
Everyone else was on there comfortably walking around looking at
the crabs.
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I took one step.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
And I slipped in some algaie and then I.
Speaker 1 (09:56):
Rolled down the rock platform back on out of the stet.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
Okay, so green has entered the chat. I would also say,
in that circumstance, you fell over, okay, Okay.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Three same day, but in the afternoon, Yeah, I was
rushing because I had to go and pick up my daughter. Yeah,
and I was trying to get my youngest into the car,
and I was wearing crocheted pants and my big toe
from my left foot hooked into the crochet hole of
my pant in my right like my right pant, and
I tripped over my own pants. This one was like
I flew through the air and my phone went, my
(10:27):
keys went. Everything was like a very dramatic and my
four year ol walks up and she goes, Mom, what's
wrong with you? What you keep falling over all the time?
And I really don't have an answer for it.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
I'm not sure I would say in that one that
you had a fall. The third one you had a fall? Guys,
do you know what I think I've realized it is
now that we've broken it down. I think having a
fall is when you fall for no apparent reason, like
you're just walking.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
I just was walking.
Speaker 3 (10:54):
Yeah, So I think that's when it is. Because you've
got caught in your pants, that's having a fall. But
when you fall over back with do you sleep on algae?
You fell?
Speaker 2 (11:02):
So I also had I also had platform sandals on,
so I really like you, I really took a dive.
But anyway, my four year old really added insult to
injury the night of so like, she was very confused
by my constant falling over and then that night I
was putting her in bed and I gave her her
like drink bottle, and I like went to pat her
hair with my hand, and she just looked at me,
and she looks at me with this real look of
(11:23):
concern on her face, and she goes, ummy, you're getting old.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
And I was like, sorry, why, why why? Sweetheart? She goes,
look at your hands, And.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
I looked down at my hands and I have kind
of particularly veiny hands also, so does Angelina.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Jolly, sorry, you have.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Beautiful skin and young hands. You could be a hand
model with veins.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (11:44):
I'll be a vain Yeah, I'm very good if I
need to go in and get anything done intravenously.
Speaker 3 (11:47):
Like, yeah, I could calmulate you easily.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Yeah you could great, Okay, So you know I was
slightly offended. But then she doubled down and I said,
I don't think my hands look that old, are they, sweetie?
And she goes, yeah, and all the lines and then
she went through and pointed all the lines out on
my face, and so now I'm yeah, she told me
that I look more like a nana than a mum.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
So anyway, guys, happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
Oh my God, that is the worst. It's you know what,
the lines I could deal with, but saying you look
more like a nana, that like would hurt me. I'd
be booking straight in from the bowtok, I'll be like
getting them on the line, give me everything, clean schedule,
all right?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
So I booked him a facelift. Is happy next week.
I'm six weeks off. Everyone like me look like a baby.
Today is a very big day. Laura got laid.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
Yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
I am pregnant with the number three babies, so it's
very exciting for me. But also I'm not the only
person who's responsible for this whole pregnancy that's going on here.
Speaker 3 (12:47):
What how do you make babies?
Speaker 2 (12:48):
My husband Matt, who has been on the show many times,
is also someone who I don't know whether we could say,
is also to blame for this. So congratulations, sweetheart is
right here.
Speaker 5 (12:58):
Look, a lot of hard work has gone into this, blood,
sweat and tears.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
It's not been easy. We got there.
Speaker 5 (13:03):
It's weird that everyone obviously we're married, people know that
we're going to be being intimate. But yeah, it's weird
that people know that we've been you know, four fourteen
weeks that we've been having sex.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Well, I'm actually almost eighteen weeks long, so great that
you've been paying attention.
Speaker 1 (13:17):
You're lying, Yeah, I'm eighteen weeks now, Matte.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
You're having a baby.
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Pregnancy is flying through. We'll be giving birth any second.
Speaker 2 (13:26):
To be fair, it's because Matt missed out on the
first half of it. So when I found out that
I was pregnant, and you know, if you guys have
been listening to the show, you would know that Matt
was on I'm a.
Speaker 1 (13:35):
Celebrity this year.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
So Matt had gone into the jungle, he had had
his phone taken away, and it was two days after
he was non contactable, and so I went and bought
a pregnancy test pete on the stick and then I
looked at it and I just remember sitting there and
seeing these two lines. And at the same time, your
sister was over and your mum was downstairs, and I
walked downstairs to them and I was like, hey, guys,
(13:58):
sorry to interrupt, were putting in.
Speaker 1 (13:59):
A and I was like, do you reckon? This is
two lines?
Speaker 2 (14:03):
And it was the clearest, most evident two lines that
there has ever been.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
So you told Matt's family before you talked Matt.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
I pretty much told everyone before I told Matt to
because he wasn't here.
Speaker 4 (14:14):
We had a rule. We were loosely trying.
Speaker 5 (14:17):
But when I went into the jungle, I said to Laura,
if I make it as far as the moment on
the show where you guys come into the jungle, can
you tell me if you are pregnant? And then she
came in, and there was a thought in the back
of my head. I'm like, well, she hasn't said anything.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
Sure you're not going to say that on TV.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
No, it was too early because we've had a couple
of pregnancy losses as well along the way. So I
didn't want to have that conversation, which felt too early
to have it, especially publicly. I wanted to make sure
that we were in the clear in lots of ways.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
So then here's the question. You guys haven't been on
the same path for a long time, for probably the
last eighteen months on if you wanted more kids, like
one of you wanted them when the other one didn't,
and then it swapped and Laura would want it and
Matt wasn't ready. How did you find the balance of
getting to this in place at the same time.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
Something happened around Christmas time where we thought we should
do this. It was like the one little window where
we're both like, let's have a kid.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
It's hard because number three.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Like I think for anyone who goes from having two
kids to three kids, like there's a lot of mental
gymnastics that has to happen, because when you've got two kids,
you're like, oh, we've got a car that fits two kids. Like,
you know, we're not out numbered. There's it just two kids.
It seems like a relatively manageable family unit. And so
I was the one who proposed, like, let's have another one,
(15:32):
And for a little while there Matt was like, absolutely not.
I think it was whenever I was ovulating, I was like,
we should have another kid.
Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's interesting that it happened. It you say it happened
at Christmas. It is the number one month of the
year that people conceive because it's happy and joyful and
people are drinking and getting loose, they're stress, they're well.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Tracking back when the baby was conceived, it was Christmas Day, so.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
It really was. It really was a Christmas miracle.
Speaker 5 (15:54):
Everyone now they're getting into the Christmas spirit, And so
how did you react when Laura told you?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
How did I tell you?
Speaker 5 (16:03):
It was an interesting scenario because it was a couple
of weeks after we returned from the jungle, and before
we went to bed. I went to Laura and said, well,
I guess you're not pregnant because you haven't said anything.
And then Laura said, yeah, I've been thinking about it
and I don't know if it was the right idea
to try and have a kid. And then in my
head for the next two days that thought process was marinating,
(16:25):
and then Laura gave me a scratchy.
Speaker 2 (16:28):
It said on the scratchy that you could win one
hundred thousand dollars, but you had to scratch every icon
and one of the icons said we're having a baby.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
It was like sixty iconst Matt scratch.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Matt got over it halfway through and he was like, Oh,
this game sucks, and I was like getting quite annoyed
at him, and I was like, just scratch all of
the scratchy, keep playing, and so eventually he scratched the scratchy,
but he just looked more confused than actually thrilled.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
I think at the time.
Speaker 5 (16:51):
Well, I just I didn't know if it was part
of the game, I was like, have I won the
money or not? Or if Laura was like a baby, yeah,
I was like, so there is no money involved, it's
just a baby, Okay. But now I am excited. I'm
also very I'm nervous. I look at people with newborns
and I think to myself, I cannot believe we're going
back there. It's like We've run a marathon twice and
(17:14):
now I'm lacing up to go back to the start
line to do it all the game.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, it's really I mean, I wonder if other people
have felt this when they've had their third baby. Number
one and two are like, we were so excited, and
I guess now going into this pregnancy, it's like the blinkers,
all the rose colored glasses have been taken off. And
we're very aware that as much as we are so
excited and.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
Like, couldn't be more thrilled, we know we.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Know that it's such a privileged to be able to
have another baby. We're also just bit bloody frightened about
what is the next year of our life.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Frightened.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
Look, the reason why you're here is because we do
have something really exciting that we wanted to do together.
We both have spoken a little bit about the fact
that we're having a baby, but something that we've never
done before when I've been pregnant is find out the
gender of the baby. So it's always been a surprise
at birth.
Speaker 4 (18:02):
I bullied Laura into this, by the way, and this time.
Speaker 2 (18:05):
That was the one who really wanted to find out
what the gender is and I, you know, he wore
me down.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
So we're gonna do it.
Speaker 2 (18:12):
And if you guys stick around, we're going to do
it next Yes.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
So live on radio on the pick up after the break,
we are going to be finding out the sex of
Laura and Mattie Jay's baby.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Look, this is really big for us for a couple
of reasons.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
I mean, if you guys been following the.
Speaker 2 (18:26):
Show for a while, you would know we have two
little girls already, Marley and.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Lola five and four.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
We never found out the gender of our babies before
the delivery day. It was always that moment of like
it's a girl as they kind of put on your chest,
which I love and I find that so deeply special,
and I didn't want to find out the gender. However,
being that this is baby number three, matt was like,
just give me something.
Speaker 5 (18:54):
I don't understand why people want to lump in all
those surprises on the one day.
Speaker 4 (18:59):
Why not spread them out.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
I like that you're meeting halfway and you're letting Matt
find out. I think that the woman is the one
that goes through the whole thing. At the end of
the day. She gets to decide for the first two and.
Speaker 4 (19:10):
The third one. The rule is up to the mirror.
Speaker 5 (19:14):
I always I'm going to say it has to be
a water birth, but not you. We'll discuss that one later.
Speaker 3 (19:20):
Okay, hang on, what do you guys want either way?
Like if you had to, I know it's the old like,
we just want a healthy baby, of course, but you
get to pick what you want hypothetically in this situation.
What do you have?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
I mean, we really really do just want a healthy baby.
Speaker 3 (19:32):
That's like number one. Of course.
Speaker 5 (19:34):
I I'd like an athlete.
Speaker 3 (19:37):
Okay, tennis or goldy.
Speaker 4 (19:38):
Healthy is good, but I want it to be like
a genetic freak of an athlete. I wanted to win
gold medals.
Speaker 1 (19:43):
Do you want it to be a boy or a girl?
Speaker 5 (19:45):
Look, I will be happy with the girl. I'm just
going to say that because I love being a girl dad.
But at the same time, growing up, I always envisioned
being a dad with a.
Speaker 3 (19:55):
Son, so you can go and do those like father
son things that that's how you imagine OB do it
with daughters.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
But you do that, all those things that you think
you might want to do if you had a boy,
you already do them with Ma like you and Lala hate.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
Going to the footage. I'm like, who wants to go
watch the roosters?
Speaker 1 (20:09):
And they're like no, no, no.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
But also like, you're very good at being a girl dad,
Like you have no reservations going getting your nails painted
on a Saturday, or taking them out for baby chinos
and doing like tea parties and stuff like you really
slot into girl dad life in an incredible way.
Speaker 4 (20:25):
I love it.
Speaker 5 (20:26):
I love it, but I just think it would be
great to experience being a dad to a son. Yeah,
just because change the scenery exactly, all right.
Speaker 3 (20:33):
So we've got Matt Anson locked in. He would happy
other way, but prefer to add a male to the
already three female scenario. Laura, how are you feeling?
Speaker 1 (20:42):
You know what?
Speaker 2 (20:43):
If you'd ask me before having Molly and Laula, I
always thought that I would be a mum to boys,
but now that I have two girls, I deeply love
being a mum to girls.
Speaker 1 (20:51):
So I don't care at all.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
Like I feel as though you're bad at this game.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
No, no, I mean it.
Speaker 4 (20:57):
I like she's such a politician.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
I will be frilled with either, like I'm such a
fence sitter, Like I do not care.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Well, it's you're lucky today because you are getting one
of them.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
I will be happy with a girl.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
I love what we have, and I think three sisters
for them would be amazing. Rather than having a little
brother who might be who will be five years younger,
I think he might get left out a little bit.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
All right, we've got the cake. Laura has picked up
the knife. Are you already We are going to live
on radio find out the sex of your baby. This
is so right now, Oh my god, are you guys excited?
You're actually about to find out where you're having.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
Okay, we have a gender reveal cake. I am cutting
the cake. Okay, I'm not going to look so that
we can all see it at the same time.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
Pull it out by hands, by hands.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
And it's a.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's a girl. Oh my god, you're having a third
little girl.
Speaker 1 (21:52):
Congratulations, there's a lot of estrogen.
Speaker 3 (21:58):
In our assuming on that.
Speaker 1 (22:00):
How are you okay?
Speaker 4 (22:03):
I am I capable of producing boys? I worry. Let's
go again, Let's go for a four.
Speaker 2 (22:09):
That said we're having three kids, turns out we're having fought.
Speaker 3 (22:12):
I know you don't mean a baby girl.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
How do you feel, honey.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
No, I feel I feel, I feel good, I feel good,
I am.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I feel I love you.
Speaker 4 (22:23):
When I look at.
Speaker 5 (22:24):
Young boys and I look how turbo they are, there
is a big part of me that goes I stuff
that I don't want to be involved.
Speaker 4 (22:32):
No, I'm thrilled. I loving a girl.
Speaker 5 (22:35):
Dad. Obviously, that's matched with a feeling of the fact
that I'm never going to have a son.
Speaker 3 (22:42):
No, you watch now, you're going to go for aun
four gos.
Speaker 1 (22:45):
I'm tapping out. I'm almost forty. I'm not having a number.
Excuse me.
Speaker 3 (22:49):
I have even started, so you don't have to type
out yet. Age is button number.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I love you, honey. Guys, congratulations, thank you, Thank you
for sharing that with everyone.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Everyone just found out with you you're having a third baby.
Speaker 5 (23:01):
Girl.
Speaker 3 (23:01):
I think that's really really cool, and I'm really happy
for you. I do think I was hoping for a boy,
just for some like differentiation. But I do think overall
it's going to be easier for you. You've already got
all the girls stuff.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
You guys don't know how to convince me.
Speaker 2 (23:14):
I'm thrilled, guys off that I'm happy.
Speaker 4 (23:19):
I don't know if you can tell by the turn
of my boys, but I'm smiling right now. I'm thrilled
to have a beautiful girl.
Speaker 3 (23:25):
Now. I did not see this on my bingo card today,
but I have become a bit obsessed and equally grossed
out with a story about a woman that is going
viral online for her own beauty DIY hack. Now, she
has a mole, quite a big mole on her face.
She got quoted between five hundred and one thousand dollars
(23:46):
to cut it off, so she decided to cut her
own mole off her face at home.
Speaker 6 (23:52):
Have a listen, let's talk about the ball situation, shall we.
The scissors that I use, I would take some alcohol
boom booms, pray on it, and then I just kind
of took it out and I just went in like that.
It didn't hurt, it wasn't painful.
Speaker 2 (24:11):
She used manicure scissors. Firstly, I just have to say this.
So producer Grace created a prep sheet for this, and
there is a great big photo.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
Of this woman holding her mole up to the camera.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
She just plucked it up off the table that it
fell down on and she's holding her a full I'm
talking this mole is like the size of a pinky fingernail.
Speaker 3 (24:28):
It's huge. Yeah, it makes me feel like viscually unwell
to think about and look at. And also I don't
know how she said has got no pain, because moles
and stuff have blood supply, Like you can feel that.
You can't just take a pair of scissors at home
and hack your face.
Speaker 2 (24:43):
I understand that some things are expensive, but there's still
some things that we shouldn't diy.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I learn a lesson the hard way.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
When I was in my early twenties, so I've always
had well, like probably from my early twenties, I started
to get some sunspots right, like little bits of pigmentation,
and I really noticed it around the age of twenty four. Anyway,
of course, back then, trying to book in to go
and see Imbautian or whatever too expensive, So I went
and I did my own googling online and I read
on some Reddit forum somewhere that wart kill so like
(25:12):
the stuff you would use to kill off warts on
your feet. Literally toxic is really good for removing pigmentation.
So I painted it onto my face and I gave
myself a third degree burn on my forehead, which the
scar is still there now. It looks I made it
ten times worse, but it.
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Is literally on my forehead where I burnt myself.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Could you be so many? For all?
Speaker 7 (25:33):
Right?
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Well, I've actually called up. Do you remember Tilli Whitfield.
She was on Big Brother. She's just a breath of
fresh air. She's the best. But one of the things
that she was speaking about is a DIY beauty hack
that she tried to do that was like an absolute fail.
So I want you to hear it from her, Tilly,
welcome to the pickup.
Speaker 7 (25:52):
Hi, guys, how are you hi?
Speaker 3 (25:54):
How are you telling me?
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Can I say something before you even go into that
when you were talking about warts, You're gonna diet this.
My uncle used to bite my cousin's water. No, yeah,
I come from a DIY family, so that's.
Speaker 3 (26:11):
Not Wait he put his mouth on the water and
just bit it down.
Speaker 7 (26:16):
Yeah, he'd bite them.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Are we talking like a normal water or a place
didn't matter, so he did it to himself or anywhere?
Speaker 7 (26:23):
No, No, his kids, his kids.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
You can't bite a water for child.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
I could vomit in my mouth.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
I actually feel.
Speaker 2 (26:29):
Also, cly, no, wonder you trying to tattoo your own face?
Speaker 1 (26:33):
Oh my godess.
Speaker 3 (26:34):
Okay, that's a whole other conversation. The war thing. Tell
us what you did.
Speaker 7 (26:38):
And why I was going on to big brother. I
had to have like all the permanent makeups, so I
like got the like eyebrows done. I got like the
permanent like lips tattoo, just like got it all. It
was COVID. So I was like low key running along
like funds. I was like nineteen years old, and I
was just looking up like how to like look cute
with no makeup on, and you could like tattoo make
(27:00):
up on, but like I didn't have the machine so
that like you needed like this weird like needling micro
needling machine. I was like, Okay, that's too hard. So
I remember the next best thing, which was like freckles. Yeah,
and I saw it on TikTok and this like professional
tattoo artist was teaching people how to do it at home,
and yeah, I did it and it was completely like chalk.
Speaker 2 (27:21):
What happened though, So did you give yourself an infection
or did you just botch it?
Speaker 7 (27:25):
No? Like I literally like went blind.
Speaker 3 (27:27):
Okay, you guys, if anyone's in the KYL listening, have
a look at the photos because it is. And this
is actually such a great message. I know we're laughing
and joking, but it's a really good message about like
what not to do at home.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
But also that makes me mad for the tattoo artists
who's encouraging people to try it at home, Like this
is the issue about like influence this woman who's saying, oh,
cut off your ow mole. It actually went fine. All
the people who might try and do that now thinking
that it's okay.
Speaker 3 (27:50):
Well, also, don't bite warts off with you sorry. So
when you say you went blind for a while, like,
was that from an infection? And how long did that last?
Like what happened?
Speaker 7 (28:00):
Yeah, it was from an infection because I literally like
ordered the stuff of eBay, so it was like eBay ink,
eBay needles, and they just honestly got so infected my
whole eyes closed up and I was like oh crap,
better go to the hospital and like just had to
get like on a full drip and everything because I
was so sick from it.
Speaker 1 (28:20):
Tilly, did you end up doing any permanent damage?
Speaker 7 (28:23):
Well, the thing was like I also tried to dihy.
I removed them, So I think this is why it
was really how.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
Do you try to remove it?
Speaker 7 (28:33):
Like you use like whale pummus or like lemon, or
like a scalpel to cut it out, Like I tried
multiple things, So the reason why it went so bad. Yeah, yeah,
that's why when you say that, Ward, I was like,
I literally ordered a scalpel off eBay as well and
cut off one of them. Like my nose is so bad,
(28:54):
Like there's a full scar in the middle of my
nose like a dent because I cut that one off.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
Oh my gosh, that is honestly the craziest story I've
ever heard. And if anyone has ever thought it might
be a good idea to di y, don't do it,
even if you're gonna laminate your own brows, maybe think
twice at this rate.
Speaker 3 (29:11):
Oh my god, Tillie, Well, I'm glad that you're sort
of starting to give up the di Y.
Speaker 1 (29:15):
I think that. I don't think she is.
Speaker 2 (29:17):
Thanks so much, Yeah, thank you, thanks for coming on
the show.
Speaker 7 (29:22):
All right, bye guy.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
By Now, yesterday I got home from the show and
I walked in the door and Matt, my husband, he
barely kissed me hello, and he was like, I'm so rude.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
He's like, can you watch the kids? I've got to go.
Speaker 2 (29:36):
I was like, where are you going? And he's like,
I can't explain it to you right now. I tell you
when to get home. It's pouring with rain. He runs
out the house, gets on his electric bike that he's
recently purchased, which he fairies the kids around on. He
uses it for like the school drop offs and the
daycare drop offs.
Speaker 3 (29:52):
It is like, I don't know, you know how thanks,
He just fairies it for some sometime Mealok, some times
he walks, Wow, that's crazy. What is he doing on
a weekend.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
No, So.
Speaker 2 (30:07):
He gets on the electric bike in the rain, and
it was all very frantic. Off he goes, comes back
twenty minutes later, drenched carrying a tiny little toy, like
a little one of Marley's little teddies.
Speaker 1 (30:19):
I was like, what has happened? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (30:22):
So, during the day he'd taken Marley out for a
ride and they'd gone down to the cafe or whatever.
And as he was riding and he went from on
the footpath down onto the road, he.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
Hears this man going.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And Matt assumed that the man is yelling at a abuse. Yeah,
and even Mally was like, ride faster, daddy, that man
is yelling at us quick. He's coming with this pitchforks dad.
So Matt assumed that this guy is yelling at him
because he was riding on the pedestrian footpath where you're
not really supposed to ride. And then he'd like gone
on to the main road. But you know, he's got
two kids in the back. He's just trying to be saved.
(30:57):
Continue fair anyway, I'll change that, puddon. So he's got
this guy yelling at him, and so you know when
you when you've got a bit of road rage, but
you also can get bike rage.
Speaker 1 (31:06):
So he turns around.
Speaker 3 (31:07):
He's like.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
He's got he's gone fast his electric butt.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
He turns around and uh says a few choice words
and flips the guy off at the same time, like
sticks his middle finger up. Great, this story's wild, really
great example that he's setting for our kids. Anyway, they
go to the cafe, he gets home, and then Marley
turns around about two hours later and she goes, Daddy,
I think I lost my teddy on the bike.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
And that's when it.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
Dawned on Bat that actually the man yelling at him
had found the teddy, that the toy.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
The toy had.
Speaker 2 (31:38):
Dropped off the back, and he was trying to get
him to stop riding. And Matt turned around and was
like off and then stuck his finger up.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
This poor guy on the street.
Speaker 3 (31:48):
Well, you realize that man went home and burnt the turty.
He was like, stuff you, I'm going to put that
out of the back and burn it.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
N he just left it on the street and the rain.
Matt had to go and fetch it.
Speaker 3 (31:57):
You'd probably safely throw that out now it's been the
ground has been outside. I don't know if you want that,
do you.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
No, you have to. It's your kid's favorite toy. You
got to bring home. You gotta put in the washing machine.
You gotta do what you can to revive it.
Speaker 3 (32:08):
Can't the dummy fairy take that too. Surely there's more
use in this.
Speaker 7 (32:12):
Well.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Math learns a very valuable lesson has he not been ursehole.
I don't know what was it you're telling the story
I was hoping.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (32:19):
There's definitely been times where I've gotten like unjustly angry
in a car and then I've realized, actually I'm in
the wrong, So probably shouldn't be screening at people.
Speaker 3 (32:26):
I don't I'm trying to think off the top of
my head if there's something where I've like abused someone,
and no, you're a saint.
Speaker 1 (32:31):
I don't really, I'm perfect.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
Yeah, so just you can't think of anything. Megan Markle
has given us the inside scoop, the inside tea that
everyone has been waiting for, everyone has been wondering about. Now,
good question, Laura, what is it? Well drunk? Have you sipping.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Prosecco's underneath that bar?
Speaker 3 (32:55):
I just genuinely am not sure anyone who actually cares
about what I'm about to say, but I'm gonna tell
you anyway. Meg and mark Or she's the person that
people love to speak about, but I don't think anyone
actually wants to hear about, which is a funny place
to be.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
It's because she is an easy person to dislike, which
is a shame, because I love suits. I love her
as an actress, but every so often I do hear
her say things.
Speaker 1 (33:16):
And I'm like, oh, that's a bit insufferable.
Speaker 3 (33:18):
Well, Meghan has finally revealed the reason behind her and
Harry's nicknames for each other. Now, if you're wondering what
the nicknames are, they are M N H. And I
feel like I just got dumber about this. But some
people apparently don't know what the M and e H
stood for, which I don't know. It seems pretty obvious
(33:39):
to me, but I haven't listened.
Speaker 8 (33:41):
Probably at the beginning of us dating, when everything was
in code, I couldn't tell anyone who I was dating
and I was keeping, so I think we were just
on a letter basis, and then.
Speaker 3 (33:53):
It's stuck and you both love it.
Speaker 1 (33:55):
Yes, I like nicknames a lot.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
Oh that's crazy. I can't believe how they figured that
code out.
Speaker 1 (34:01):
Oh wow, do you know what?
Speaker 4 (34:03):
Though?
Speaker 2 (34:03):
I can relate to the code situation for very different reasons,
not because I'm a princess or anybody cares about anything
that I'm doing in my life, but when Matt and
I got spat out of The Bachelor, like when that
show finished, and for anyone who doesn't know. Just to
give you the background, my husband, Matty Jay, he was
the Bachelor I think it was like twenty sixteen maybe,
and I met him on that show. So we finished
(34:25):
the show together. But when you finished the show, you're
not able to be together for almost six months, because
it takes six months from when filming ends until when
it actually is on TV screens.
Speaker 3 (34:35):
I wouldn't know. I got dumbed by the honeybag job.
But please tell us what it was like to be
in love after the batchelot.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
It's always too soon, isn't it, brit for you?
Speaker 2 (34:41):
Well, the thing is okay, so even though they don't
know for sure that you've won. So like when I
say they like the paparazzi the media, they don't know
for sure who's won, so they follow around the few
girls that they think are the numbers one, two and three,
and so for about six months there, I got followed
every single day from the second I left my house
until the minute I got home. There was always a
(35:03):
paparazzi following me in my car. Because getting that shot
of the bachelor and bachelorette together and spoiling the ending
was worth so much money back in those days, it was.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
A really lucrative shot.
Speaker 3 (35:14):
Imagine how Megan h mnh.
Speaker 1 (35:17):
Yeah, I know right, We're a little blip on the radar.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
So we got told from production that we couldn't have
our name saved in each other's phones because sometimes the
paps have telescopic lenses they can see who you're messaging.
So I have Matt still to this day saved in
my phone as Derek, and he has me saved in
his phone as Cindy.
Speaker 1 (35:37):
We had to just pick these names.
Speaker 2 (35:38):
So the reason why I chose Derek was because Derek
was the hot bartender who was working on our season.
There is such a weird flex, but it was funny
because he got so all the girls.
Speaker 3 (35:51):
I think I had the same bartender the season after.
Speaker 2 (35:53):
Actually no, you didn't. You know why because he got fired.
So all the girls were flirting with him instead of
putting their focus on Matt, and so he got fired
and so then we had this big ongoing joke that
instead of calling him Derek, we started calling Matt Derek,
and so that's why he became Derek in my phone.
Speaker 3 (36:07):
Okay, side step, This is very similar to Kylie Jenner
at the Met gala.
Speaker 2 (36:14):
Wow, that was a real link, So bear with me
the mental gymnastics to get there, because there.
Speaker 3 (36:19):
Was a really hot I want to say escort. He
wasn't an escort, but he's the person that was employed
by the met gala to escort the celebrities up the stairs.
Speaker 1 (36:28):
When you said escort, so he would.
Speaker 3 (36:30):
He went viral last year because he was so good looking.
He did nothing. The poor guy did nothing except be
born beautiful. And he was walking her up the steps,
escorting her, and he was in a photograph and he
went viral. Took the attention away from her, and he
got sacked because he was too hot and took the
attention to me.
Speaker 1 (36:47):
Well, this is exactly what happened to Derek told you.
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Anyway, we had like quite a funny story Matt and
I like, you know, he understood, and it was all
a big joke.
Speaker 1 (36:55):
Anyway, I remember asking him this one day.
Speaker 2 (36:57):
I was like, but why Cindy, Why did you pick
Cindy for my name? And he goes, oh, it was
the name of my first bike. And I was like,
that's weird by but wait for it, I thought motorbike.
I was like, oh yeah, No, boys and their motorbikes,
and I was like, that's kind of hot. It wasn't
until after the finale happened that I realized, actually, Matt's
never ridden a motorbike. Him meant about his pushbike that
(37:17):
he puts like her on and rides it, and he
named that Cindy and then named me the bike, and
I was like, there's a lot of connotations here that
I could take as a deeper fense.
Speaker 3 (37:26):
I got in trouble recently. Actually I'm getting married very
soon my fiancee Ben. But up until recently, Ben had
been in my phone as Ben Football Rayer because I
met him on a dating at Rayer and he played football.
And he was like, why did you have to be
specific about even the football part? And I was like, well, because,
funnily enough, there was another Ben on Rayel. I had
to like, that's a fly.
Speaker 1 (37:46):
I had to put them into categories.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
He's like, now we're getting married, do you think I
could just be like Ben.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
You're like, no, I have too many of them my phone.
That name is too common. To be fair, I do
want to defend my husband for one second. He did
love that bike anyway, all right
Speaker 3 (38:00):
Because he still rides in the letty back A currently
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