SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
Episodes
Today we have a special treat for you: an introduction to a show you'll love.
Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an old mansion with his butler, Pym (Zeljko Ivanek). In secret, Bentley works for the angel of Death, avenging those killed before their time. It’s a heavy burden that Bentley bears alone. However, when Bentley gets a new case involving the murder of a trapeze artist, he finds himself asking f...
SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER.
Content Warnings: Violence & Murder
Patrons
July 16-30
M-Dog, Gman07, Qaif, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, OppositeOfRick, Keith Crow, Jiin, Chocolamo, “Remeber, that’s ju...
SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.
Content Warnings: Secondhand embarrassment.
Listen to Mayfair Watchers Society: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cF39z0TJByoJ9cKGWeUk6
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-527 was written by djkaktus
Seven Days With ...
SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect.
SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of the Sciurus vulgaris species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although the organization cla...
SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Descriptions of violence, Cannibalism, Stillborn birth, Implied murder of an infant, self harm
Listen to Mayfair Watchers Society: https://open.spotify.com/show/4cF39z0TJByoJ9cKGWeUk6
Patrons
corey williams, Chelsey Gilmore, Tibula, Tanner R...
Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel.
Listen to The Gospel of Haven: https://open.spotify.com/show/3vcEMggOqLz3OP1ZjSFbW4
Content Warnings: Blood, vampires.
Patrons
Qaif, Gman07, Bluefigure, Noah Jones, Neonpresslick, Ian Case, Monomon, Keith Crow, OppositeOfRick, Chocolamo, Jiin, remember that's just a theory a film theory! tha...
There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are to discredit any civilian research relating to SCP-6996's emotional effect, denigrating them as pseudoscience.
Description: SCP-6996 is the color red.
Content Warnings: Foul language, Descriptions of gore and bloody violence, Apocalyptic implication
Listen to Scare You to Sleep: https://...
SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater. The trees that constitute SCP-5012 are in a continuous cycle of flowering and fruiting, irrespective of soil and meteorological conditions. SCP-5012 has not been observed to experience senescence, and remains in the same form and condition as it had when first observed in the early 1...
SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other plant-life that has been formed into a large, domed structure.
Content Warnings: Mentions of violence and implied genocide.
Patrons
Quentin Riehl, Petschro, Jules Foreman, Don Walden, Daddiobadio, Jake Green, Sokuim, Cassi Rastanis, Lysandra Tiller, Eamonn, Skeleton Frank, Ph...
SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938.
Content Warnings: Death, natural disasters, death of children, death of
animals, body horror, hive minds.
Listen to Dead Space Deep Cover: https://open.spotify.com/show/5qrqomw5y01BcpaZfRub8H
Patrons
Kineticc, Hanna Mullins, Haunt Pitcher, g3t_r3c7_m8 -, Gooftbd, my mincraft, FaeofWhimsy, ThroatScratc...
SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl.
Content Warnings: Gore, implied harm to children
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Patrons
Kvothe, Charles Jones, SODAHAPPY Justin General, candy, I_Hate_Tuesdays, Ben
Bel and Manny, Knut Olav Grøtt ,Slayer dot ex...
SCP-8598 is professional wrestler and reality bender Gary Moreno. SCP-8598 performed between 1966 and 1974, beginning in Japan and ending in the burgeoning World Wide Wrestling Federation.
Content Warnings: Addiction, brief references to domestic abuse.
Patrons
Pls Read Strawpage (Glitch), Collin Cook, Kordell Schumacher, Jazmine, Danni Edwards, Aryafar, Taylor Allgood, GhostGalaxy808, Shawn Collins, Death by Nature, Sai...
SCP 5352 refers to the abandoned town of Murky Lake, New Mexico– designated Nexus Zero Four.
Content Warnings: Violence and gore, ghosts, implied ritual sacrifice
Patrons
Briottney Merfeld, TonedDuck Mr. E, Vinne Liaboe, Kira Russel, Asher Reece, Kolya Sixkiller, Josh, Isaiah Hatt, A Dragon Sitting on it's Hoard of Dice, Akrusus, Mandy the Flapjack Platypus, Austin Billig, and Diana.idk
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created b...
SCP-8151 is a standard single-hung 24 inch by 36 inch domestic window. SCP-8151 can manifest in any enclosed, windowless room up to 15 square meters in size.
Content Warnings: Natural disaster, supernatural disaster, apocalypse, addiction, death of family members, mentions of
of children, pets.
Support Mischief: https://www.backerkit.com/c/projects/drimbus/mischief-an-rpg-of-quick-and-clever-magical-mayhem?ref=home-page
SCP-7819 is a predatory location that manifests along exits of the United States Numbered Highway System in the contiguous United States. SCP-7819 presents as a small roadside hotel or motel always identified by exterior signage as the Rest-Eazy Inn.
Content Warnings: Liminal Spaces
Patrons - June 1 - 10
Enrah, DBXJ, Lane Norris, Jason, Dr. Bluestocking, Kyle Bevins, Kevin Crowder, Sam, Hayden, SunnyDrops, truehand, Lucia...
SCP-1983-1 is a one-story farmhouse in REDACTED County, Wyoming. It was abandoned in 1968after a series of ritual murders, allegedly performed by a "Satanic" cult. Please see capture logs for SCP-REDACTED for further details
Content Warnings: Gore, body horror, nyctophobia
Patrons May 21-31
Knightshadow822, Robyn Rockjet, t̷h̵e̸r̴e̶ ̷a̸r̷e̶ ̴p̸e̶o̷p̴l̴e̶ ̴i̵n̸ ̶m̴y̶ ̸w̴a̸l̵l̸s̵, Kala Haley, Lil_bitty_ghost, Cedric SPEER, S...
SCP-8320 is a phenomenon globally affecting all domestic cats. Even Biscuit, my adorable British Shorthair was affected. I didn't think anything could ever stop Biscuit. He's so full of energy and so affectionate. But then on the morning of June 4th he turned into this weird old wizard. "Axar the Lackadaisical".
Content Warnings: Drug Abuse, home invasion, explosion in public place, gun violence.
Patrons May 11-20
Liv, Abfr...
CP-3010 is the anomalous byproduct of a nearly undetectable entity, hereby classified as SCP-3010-1. SCP-3010 is characterized as a sensation of"being watched", similar to that of being intensely stared at or observed unwillingly by another human or sentient being.
Content Warnings: Unreality, nyctophobia, scopophobia.
Patrons May 2-10
Joey,, Sebastian Rose, BlazoticPG, Ellie McCartney, James Good, Juice Man, Te Puhi Nathan...
SCP-3198 is the collective designation for Mobile Task Force Lambda-9 ("Big Fucking Guns"). This task force was created to contain Keter-level objects that require deployment of high-yield ordinance in the event of a containment breach.
Content Warnings: Gunfire, explosions, violent deaths, and eating bugs.
Patrons April 25 - May 1
Connor McCartneyy, pauu jon, Loren Edens, Nick Miller, Z.R. LaRoux, HunkofContent, Jodie Cot...
Please- Do not- Make… “boom boom” words… No making of boom-boom words on computers or… not compuiers [muffled explosions]
Content Warnings: Death by explosions, lamentations of the bereaved, loss of personal identity
Patrons April 11-20
Joseeph F Eslao, nisselasse1337, Claire Grindle, Norecc, Purple Drain, SCP-1000-Y, Kitsune_Anathema, tntwolfrider, Victoria Valenzuela, Lorena Mendez, Zachary Hutchins, Kali, Bes...
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