SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
Episodes
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter.
Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence, Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases, Alcohol abuse
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SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin.
Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialism
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & J...
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood.
Content Warnings: War, gore, suicide, violence, self harm.
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Kevin Sanchez, KBD Shadow, Awolf123, Tormod, AwesomePickel, RedGen, Harley Jacob Hannon, Ben Tabor, Drew, and Shawn...
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are decorated with REDACTED-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing.SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-784.
Content Warnings: Festive Violen...
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the nec...
SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus.
Content Warnings: Arachnophobia, animal death.
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Shawn Gibbons, Brian Bannana, Kennan120, Shana, KoKaneZombie, Michael Martinez, Jacob Duhon, Dungeon master Elias, benjamin taylor, Douls, Thibaut Declercq, JJ Wyatt, Jay Arr, pandemoniumpup, everyone's eric, 333O333O, Joe Stinson, Jacob Blair, Dorian, Jaxon Lindsay, Poss...
SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.)
Content Warnings: Basophobia, heights.
Suggested by Hawkes.
AstroGaming414, Pennari, Loukas w, Demonsabath67, Corey Gill, Gavin Stebbins, Montana Lisette, Evee r, Tommy Nelson, Zach Guthrie, Aster W, Isaiah Parish, Jorge Benjamin Ruiz Gutierrez, joseph donovan, lovely_lady_laina, Isaa...
SCP-4601: The Redd Menace
SCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor dents and scrapes on front and rear bumpers, a pronounced scratch on the surface of the left windshield, etcetera. SCP- 4601 is in good operating condition and bears no significant physical differences from similar firefighting vehicles.
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Content W...
SCP-3925 is a phenomenon where affected individuals receive an A4 paper form requesting varying personal details (SCP-3925-1). From the first receipt of SCP-3925-1 individuals are considered to be affected by an ongoing SCP-3925 event. If SCP-3925-1 is completed successfully and placed in a mailbox within 30 days, it will dematerialize and the SCP-3925 event will conclude.
Content Warnings: Attempted suicide, and vehicle accident
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Bentley Hawthorne (Cory Michael Smith) lives a solitary life in an old mansion with his butler, Pym (Zeljko Ivanek). In secret, Bentley works for the angel of Death, avenging those killed before their time. It’s a heavy burden that Bentley bears alone. However, when Bentley gets a new case involving the murder of a trapeze artist, he finds himself asking f...
SCP-8013 is a white 1983 GMC Vandura, coated in a thick layer of rust and missing both exterior mirrors. The back of the van is adorned with four novelty license plates which spell out the phrase MARTIN GREAZE FROM GREAZE BURGER.
Content Warnings: Violence & Murder
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SCP-527 is a male humanoid, 1.67m in height, which is biologically non-anomalous, with the exception of its head, which is that of a Puntius semifasciolatus, or gold barb fish.
Content Warnings: Secondhand embarrassment.
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Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Grilz
SCP-527 was written by djkaktus
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SCP-6369 is a Nokia 3310 mobile phone, with a single number saved in its contacts list. While the phone can be used to dial other numbers, none of the calls will connect.
SCP-2050 is a designation for the "Sciurine Monastic Brotherhood of Poor-Fellows and Crusader Knights," a monastic knightly order mostly composed of sapient members of the Sciurus vulgaris species, more commonly known as red squirrels, although the organization cla...
SCP-939 is a species of endothermic pack hunters with atrophied biological systems similar to troglobitic organisms typically found in deep cave systems.
Content Warnings: Gun violence, Descriptions of violence, Cannibalism, Stillborn birth, Implied murder of an infant, self harm
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Ambrose Transylvania is an unusual location for the brand, as it is not exclusively a dining establishment, but also a five-star hotel.
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Content Warnings: Blood, vampires.
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There are currently no known methods of limiting SCP-6996's influence. Containment research is of the highest priority. Misinformation campaigns are to discredit any civilian research relating to SCP-6996's emotional effect, denigrating them as pseudoscience.
Description: SCP-6996 is the color red.
Content Warnings: Foul language, Descriptions of gore and bloody violence, Apocalyptic implication
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SCP-5012 is an orchard of trees of the Cerasus Subgenus located in the Italian province of South Tyrol, formerly the site of the Casadua Amphitheater. The trees that constitute SCP-5012 are in a continuous cycle of flowering and fruiting, irrespective of soil and meteorological conditions. SCP-5012 has not been observed to experience senescence, and remains in the same form and condition as it had when first observed in the early 1...
SCP 2932 is a massive, organic structure located within the El Sira Communal Reserve in Peru. Externally, SCP 2932 consists of trees, vines, and other plant-life that has been formed into a large, domed structure.
Content Warnings: Mentions of violence and implied genocide.
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SCP-1929 was a meteorological phenomenon which occurred throughout the lower Great Plains of America between 1930 and 1938.
Content Warnings: Death, natural disasters, death of children, death of
animals, body horror, hive minds.
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SCP-1155 manifests as a work of street art/graffiti depicting the form of a humanoid creature with sinewy forelimbs, claw-like hands and the head and feathers of an owl.
Content Warnings: Gore, implied harm to children
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