SCP Archives
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files. New episodes weekly. * * * Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
Episodes
"This is not how this was supposed to go! Step one: go to college, check. Step two: graduate top of my class, check. Step three: go back to college and get my PHD, CHECK. Step four: get a high paying job in my field... NO CHECK!"
Transcript
Patrons
Jan 15 - Jan 21
Glass, Richard Petty, Ashley Laabs, luki wojciech, Delta, Hazel, Paul Schwarz, Alicia Wilder, Robert Hayes, Nagata Tonikoza, Luke, Mikyle Gantz, Reliabl...
"Fren M. 62 year old Sanitation worker that's been with the Foundation for over 30 years. Bit of an unusual case. Previously employed by a community college on a night shift, the Foundation hired them on the spot after cleaning up a containment gone wrong. Having found the gruesome remnants on school grounds, they simply got to work without question. They didn't leave a single stain."
Patrons
Jan 8 - Jan 14
Isaa...
"Hello! My name is Rodney and today I've got my famous Weekend Bowl for your tasting pleasure."
Patrons
Jan 1 - Jan 7
Max Ziel, Niffer, Spooki, Nova, Braden Lewis, Jeremy McGeown, Skye_404, Alec, Kristopher Burgess, Soren Watson, RedneckGamer, Wicked Kilo, Jaiden, Punkie Boozer, TJReds, and Julia!
Cast & Crew
"Situationally Comedic Persons" was written by Hannah Schooner & Giancarlo Herrera
Rodney - TJ Berry
Fren - Erika...
Listen to "Something's Amiss at Juniper's House" wherever you listen to podcasts!
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/3UBIVpBtlUt9yqsmothYWk?si=a42de3d3a30d4fc3
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Finley's life is quiet. Dull. Boring, even.
...SCP 073 is a heavily-tanned male of Middle Eastern descent. Subject appears to be in his early thirties. He is 185 centimeters tall and weighs 75 kilograms. He has black hair and blue eyes. The arms, legs, spinal cord, and shoulder blades of the subject have been replaced with advanced beryllium bronze prosthetics of an unknown design.
Content Warnings: Desecration of a human body, Discussions about the end of the world, Forced i...
SCP 076 consists of two components: a stone cube designated SCP 076-1, and the humanoid entity contained within– designated SCP 076-2.
Content Warnings: Forced imprisonment, Gun violence, Gore and dismemberment
Requested by Loggerhead on Discord.
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Pt 1 - Dec 16-21
M'ris Berlin, Ninja, /ˈɡɑɹˌfiɫd/ (good luck with that one), Chandler Roy, David Hochhausen, Thomas Hacker, Hunter, Lorelai Blake, Levi, william s...
Introducing [REDACTED]; from Athan (The Grotto) and Jamie Petronis (The Cellar Letters)
Following the death of his twin, failing actor Jacob Kane assumes his late-brother’s life in hopes of a fresh start. Instead of finding stability, Jacob finds himself working within The [REDACTED] Unit, a covert agency tasked with containing impossible creatures and phenomena. As he becomes entangled with paranormal forces and secret agendas, Jac...
This file is under revision. Recordings have been submitted by Junior Researcher Lyndhoff for review. Playing File: 6504-DRAFT-2.The following recording takes place in the home of Junior ResearcherLyndoff on an unknown date.
Content Warnings: Misphonia, Mental illness, Body horror, Prolonged and persistent descriptions of physical trauma, Suicidal ideation, Suicide attempt, Foul language.
Requested by Evil Guy on Discord.
P...
SCP-3840 is an emaciated humanoid entity that manifests in the Boreal forest region of Canada. It appears to be covered in severe burn wounds and is estimated to be 2 meters in height.
Content Warnings: Fire, emetophobia, gunshots, supernatural
Patrons
Nov 23-30
Ben Evans, A.J. Rifle, SleepyBee, Leonard Papszun iveus, Keegan Scher, Rhyus Farseer, Denn, Kelly Nunya, Josh Lastname, Jacob Perry, Damian X Face, and Zak Watson!
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SCP 8670 is an mp3 audio file of a short melody consisting of nine notes.
Content Warnings: Mentions of suicide, existential dread
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SparkyOpossum, Ember Beckman, Lilith Night, ImmeasurableHeaven, Garrett Levin, Todd Caputto, Matthew Cambell, Fangerionix, Alexandru Zugrav, Elijah Barlow, LokiXero, Willow, Lavender, Amelia!, Gabriel, and Courtney Sanders
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & ...
SCP-4924 is an extensive network of tunnels located beneath the surface of Boston’s North End District, believed to have been initially constructed in the 18th century.
Content Warnings: Animal death, death of loved one, claustrophobia.
Patrons
Nov 1-12
Chloe Calloway, Luna the Trans Chillet, Von Robinson, Jack Philbrick, Damion Hammann, Obscure Monarch, Steve Moon, Rowan Gallagher, Griffey Green, Erik, Antonysam, Cole H...
SCP-1048 is a small teddy bear, approximately 33 cm in height.
Content Warnings: Gore, implied death of infant, teddy bear carnage
Patrons
Oct 23 - 31
Sinner Leaders, Galaxy Eating Dragon, Galmatrax1, Shadow Strike, Aaron, Dave Baxter, Tristan Lewis, Ian, Jonathan Fritz, QuillGimmuk, Kyle Herford, Finn, HtOakenshield, ShinyMills, Ketrik Beck, The Hate Tank, Dragonthedrake, Kevin Alexander, aand Mr_Bile
Cast & Crew
SCP Arc...
SCP 835 is a mass of coral-like polyps. Individual polyps are larger than any known coral species, and most have grown to more than one meter in diameter.
Content Warnings: End of the world, Gun violence, Foul language, Body horror, thalassophobia, Humans swallowed whole, Infectious diseases, Alcohol abuse
Patrons
Icecreamtruck56, Jed Linafelt, Jacob Watt, Tyke Arbon, DownWithTheThickness3425, Titian Vermin, Nikkyb5y, DatKat, Zazo,...
SCP-6262 is an entity taking the form of a bus or other means of mass-transport, recorded since 1950 in various parts of primarily Eastern Asia. SCP-6262 currently resembles a multicolored Neoplan Skyliner bus with "DAEGU CITY TOUR" printed on the exterior, along with images of unconfirmed origin.
Content Warnings: References to nuclear bombing, imperialism
Cast & Crew
SCP Archives was created by Pacific S. Obadiah & Jon Gr...
Procedure 4715 Waning Moon is to be performed on the full moon of each month and requires the following resources: one D- Class individual, 60 kilograms of fresh red meat, a large hand woven wicker basket, and one liter of human blood.
Content Warnings: War, gore, suicide, violence, self harm.
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Oct 8-14
Kevin Sanchez, KBD Shadow, Awolf123, Tormod, AwesomePickel, RedGen, Harley Jacob Hannon, Ben Tabor, Drew, and Shawn ...
SCP-784 is a neighborhood in the town of REDACTED Texas. Currently SCP-784 is made up of twenty-four houses and two apartment buildings,all of which are decorated with REDACTED-brand Christmas lights at a density of approximately fifteen lights per square meter of housing.SCP-784 will always be covered by between 12 and 33 centimeters of snow, though no unseasonable weather will occur above SCP-784.
Content Warnings: Festive Violen...
Moved to Site-19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the nec...
SCP-1006 is an organized collective of an unknown species of the genus Araneus.
Content Warnings: Arachnophobia, animal death.
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Sept 16 - Sept 30
Shawn Gibbons, Brian Bannana, Kennan120, Shana, KoKaneZombie, Michael Martinez, Jacob Duhon, Dungeon master Elias, benjamin taylor, Douls, Thibaut Declercq, JJ Wyatt, Jay Arr, pandemoniumpup, everyone's eric, 333O333O, Joe Stinson, Jacob Blair, Dorian, Jaxon Lindsay, Poss...
SCP-4040 is a sinkhole of indeterminate depth located within Sloth's Forest of Sloth's Pit, Wisconsin (henceforth referred to as Nexus-18.)
Content Warnings: Basophobia, heights.
Suggested by Hawkes.
AstroGaming414, Pennari, Loukas w, Demonsabath67, Corey Gill, Gavin Stebbins, Montana Lisette, Evee r, Tommy Nelson, Zach Guthrie, Aster W, Isaiah Parish, Jorge Benjamin Ruiz Gutierrez, joseph donovan, lovely_lady_laina, Isaa...
SCP-4601: The Redd Menace
SCP-4601 is an American- manufactured quint fire engine. Barring minor cosmetic damage deep gouges in paint, minor dents and scrapes on front and rear bumpers, a pronounced scratch on the surface of the left windshield, etcetera. SCP- 4601 is in good operating condition and bears no significant physical differences from similar firefighting vehicles.
This episode was suggested by Skippy on Spotify!
Content W...
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