Absurd Truth: CNN Thunderdome King Scott Jennings Joins Us

CNN’s Scott Jennings joins us to discuss the Epstein drama, Marjorie Taylor Green, Trump’s Middle East successes and more. Meanwhile, A Christian Nationalist pastor named Joel Webbon has an awkward clip in an interview where he calls Christians “fake and gay”.

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Speaker 2 (01:28):
It's time for Florida man.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
I had to I had to like take a screenshot
of the drunk guy in the story and drop it
in a slide before I could do anything. So Christopher Johnson,
he's forty four years old. Florida man was caught driving
into oncoming highway traffic, according to a video. He faces
charges of d ri d WLS. I don't know what

(01:52):
that one is, but probably driving a while literally stupid,
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:56):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
He was taken into custody. He was seen driving st
up into oncoming traffic. Lady Lake Police, Uh they got
police got a ton of calls about a red Ford
car swerving crossing lanes, almost striking a ton of other cars. Yeah,

(02:18):
that he couldn't even stand on his own. Officers saw
tons of open containers, that's many of which still had alcoholics.
Like he didn't even finish his drink. It's like that
bothers me, Like finish one drink before you open another.
But that's the least of these concerns right now. But
he wasn't able to stand without help. You want to
know what his blood alcohol what his breast sample was
zero point two four five.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
That's three times.

Speaker 1 (02:41):
That's insane. And one officer asked him to keep his
eyes on the officer's finger. They were doing the sobriety
check and Johnson goes, this is where I've always had
a problem.

Speaker 4 (02:52):
It's actually hard to follow.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
And the officer says, okay, well you do believe you're impaired,
And then he said, well, I had a couple drinks
earlier in the night. And he they looked he had
all these prior convictions for dui oh, also suspended license. Yeah,
so he got he got in big time trouble. But

(03:16):
apparently he was driving like if you put a toddler
behind the wheel of a car and gave him a
pixie stick and just let him go. That's apparently what
this guy was driving. Like, can't even imagine since scene. Uh,
let's see, Oh my gosh, how do you lead people
on a thirty six hour foot chase in the swamp?
That is what happened at thirty seven year old man
in Florida was arrested after a thirty six hour chase.

(03:41):
Thirty six hour Now WFLA said several sorry sirs, it
was thirty six hours in the gator's house and I'm
watching body cam video. Dudes, this is straight up like
in the swamp. Swamp, like they not gonna find you
if you get lost out there. The thirty seven year
old man, Earl Dory, he fled in a stolen vehicle,

(04:02):
ran over stopsticks, abandoned the vehicle, and then he ran
off into the swamp. And then during the pursuit, deputy
said he pointed a gun at them and then pointed
it at his own head, threatening to harm himself. He
has one sock and that was it. Well, he had
boxer's a sweatshirt and he was wearing an sock. So
they had canine chasing down. Then they lost sight of him,
Like I don't know if this guy's like superhuman or

(04:24):
what they said he was. He went into the thirty
six hours, they finally got him and Dory said he
was thirsty and his legs hurt. So he got booked
on aggravated as Sulton law enforcement possession of weapon by
convicted fell in fleeing.

Speaker 4 (04:39):
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Speaker 1 (04:39):
He had lots of meth. I know, that's super surprising,
so methed up. Yeah, that explains a few things. Yeah,
let's see a seventy nine year old floor to man
fixed his own death and was arrested it for sixteen
years on the run.

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He's a sex offender.

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(06:19):
coast terrestrially, We're all over these United States and also
digitally as well. Channel three forty seven Direct TV joining
us now. He's got a brand new book out and
I actually just saw that he was in I think
the Oval Office yesterday with Potus signing it. The book
is the Revolution of common Sense, which we need. How
Donald Trump stormed Washington and fought for Western civilization. What

(06:39):
a great title, especially after watching that press conference. The author,
seeing and contributor host of the Scott Jennings radio show,
Scott Jennings. He joins us now via video. Scott, It's
such a pleasure. We've never like formally met, but now
we kind of have. So congrats on the book.

Speaker 2 (06:56):
Nothing like a first conversation to be done in front
of thousands of people down.

Speaker 1 (06:59):
Thank you, of course, you know, I mean, it's the
American way. I got to ask you, especially considering, you know,
the the content and the.

Speaker 4 (07:07):
Focus of your book.

Speaker 1 (07:09):
I wanted to get your reaction to that press conference
because it is not easy. You're balancing MBS, the Saudis
that you're trying to make amenable to the Abraham Accords.
You're pushing out, you know, the Islamism of Cutter and Iran.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
You have you Ae, you have Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 1 (07:26):
Then you're also balancing you know, your ally Israel, like
you're dealing with a super hostile press who's trying to
make you know, this Muslim brotherhood supporting Jihattis to be
like this everyday journalist. It was very interesting. I thought
Trump handled it very well and I think it marks
like another new beginning for relations with the Middle East.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
And I wanted to get your thoughts on all this.
I know you talk about it quite a.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Bit, absolutely well. What the President is trying to do
is nothing short of miraculous, and that's forge a real
peace in the Middle East like what we've never seen before.
He's already started. He got the living hostages back from Gaza,
which WHI was a miracle and worthy of the Nobel
Peace Prize. He got all the Arab states to join
it in his peace Plan for Gaza, which by the way,

(08:07):
passed unanimously at the United Nations Security Council yesterday. And
now he wants Saudi Arabia to join the Abraham Accords,
which if they join, that opens the floodgates for all
the other Arab states to join, and that'll bind everybody
in the region together economically and from a perspective of
their own security. So he's juggling some really large issues,

(08:28):
and then he has the press come along in the
Oval Office today and try to throw all sorts of
sand in the gears of this, and he kept focused
on what's important, and that's the lasting peace in the
Middle East. He needs the Saudis to continue to buy
into the economic partnership of the United States, which they
have announcing a one trillion dollar investment, a defense partnership

(08:50):
of the United States. We're selling them f thirty fives now.
And this long term Abraham accorpse economic and security relationship
that'll bind the region together. This is all try Ia,
this is all his legacy in the Middle East, and
as you heard, he's going to stay focused on that,
not like not let the press try to divide us
from you know, an important ally in the region, which

(09:10):
is Saudi Arabia.

Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, and I did just the snide tone that the
reporter had, and I thought he played it off very well.
And you know, you bring up with the Abraham Accords
and the reshaping of the Middle East and what that
power dynamic looks like.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
I don't know that.

Speaker 1 (09:27):
I don't think any other president has had that kind
of impact in the Middle East as Trump has.

Speaker 2 (09:32):
No Look, a lot of presidents have made promises to
Israel and never kept them. This president did a lot
of other presidents have said they wanted peace in the
Middle East, and they have meetings and they have summits,
and then you know, nothing ever happens. We go back
to fighting. I Ran develops a nuclear weapon, you know,
Hamas flourishes. Only President Trump work with our ally, Israel
to defeat Iran and to defeat Iran's terror proxies and

(09:55):
to prep the region for long term peace. He did
not put American soldiers than harm's way, but he did
engage at the exact right time to get us into
a situation where we are today, which is Israel's in
a strong position and Iran is in a weak position. Look,
that's good for the whole world if you believe in
Western civilization. Having Iran on the way down and Israel

(10:17):
and its Arab partners who want peace and security in
the Middle East on the way up, that's a good thing.
Trump maneuvered all of this, and it's not just at
the benefit of Israel. It's to the benefit of the
United States, and I think, I think the whole world.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
We're talking to Scott Jennings whose new book Revolution of
Common Sense, how Donald Trump stormed Washington and fought for
Western civilization, which is out today. One quick thing and
then I'm gonna ask about the Epstein stuff, all of
the drama with Democrats. One quick thing that Potus mentioned
too that I thought was really sharp, And I was
when he was visiting Saudi Arabs spring and they had
that huge rollout for him, and you know, this great reception,

(10:53):
and he was speaking at one of the business events
over there, and he talked about rolling back these sanctions
on Syria, and NBS stood up and applauded, and all
these other Arab leaders did. And then Scott, I know
you remember after that when we had the joint strikes
with Israel on Iran, Syria closed their airspace like something
we have never seen before. This partner previously of Iran

(11:13):
decided Nope, no more. And I know that they have
a new leader, and I know he comes from a
background of brutality, but that is a different area. That's
not the United States. It's geopolitics. I thought that, and
Trump brought that back up again, and I was hoping
sort of that more of the reporters there Scott would
kind of like come back to that because that was major.
That was so huge when that happened, I mean talking

(11:35):
about redefining that entire area. Just your last quick thought
on that before I get into the Epstein stuff.

Speaker 2 (11:41):
Well, on the Middle East, you got to play the
hand you're delt than the hand we're dealt in Syria
right now is a better hand than we had. And yes,
I agree with you. The new president of Syria has
a shady background. I mean, we had a ten million
dollar bounty on this guy's head at one point. Sorry,
we got some we got some sound going on in here,
but but yeah, but the point is we now have

(12:03):
somebody who wants to work with us on peace. Before
we didn't have that, separating Iran from its former allies,
that was strategically a great thing.

Speaker 4 (12:10):
Yeah, you I read.

Speaker 1 (12:13):
Actually I saw a video of you earlier where you
deconstructed the narrative that has been coming from the press
about the Epstein story and how it really is such
a major distraction.

Speaker 4 (12:25):
Correct me if I'm wrong, Scott.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
But I would just think if ever there was anything
to come out about Trump with us, wouldn't they have
done it before the guy became president? Like why would
you wait until after he becomes president?

Speaker 2 (12:35):
Doesn't make any sense totally. Look, if there was something
to know about Donald Trump, we know it. That's number one.
Number two, I'll tell you what we're finding out. There's
something to be known about democrats. I mean, look, Larry Summers,
the former president of Harvard, Bill Clinton's Treasury secretary, is
soliciting dating advice from Epstein. That's number one. Stacy Plaskett,
a member of the Democratic House Conference, getting programmed by

(12:57):
Epstein after he was a convicted sex tra She's getting
in like text messages from say this, say this, these
are democrats. This has nothing to do with Donald Trump.
So the Democrats that want to try to tie up
Donald Trump with this story, they may be careful what
they wish for here, because I think a lot more
Democrats had a lot more to do with Epstein than
Donald Trump ever did. There's not a shred of evidence

(13:17):
donald Trump ever knew anything or did anything untoward or
unethical or worse. That's what the Democrat narrative is. But
I think it's going to blow up in their face
when you look, if you're objective, and you look at
what we're now right now, a lot more Democrats had
ties to Epstein than Donald Trump.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
Ever did exactly, And it seemed to me, just from
looking at some of the earlier materials, it sound like
he was a whistleblower on Epstein. He banned him from
mar A Lago, and he was the one who told
the FBI, this guy's the skis totally.

Speaker 2 (13:44):
He excommunicated Jeffrey Epstein from mar A Lago and from
his life. Howard Lutnick, who is the Commerce Secretary, and
he did a podcast the other day talking about how
he one time went to Jeffrey Epstein's apartment. It was
they were neighbors, and he looked around, and he walked
out and he said, I'm never coming back here again.
All of the Trump people knew and got rid of
Epstein out of their life. It was the Democrats after

(14:08):
Epstein was convicted, who continued to communicate with him, take
instructions from him, work with him, and basically it was
all in service of hating Donald Trump. Because they hate
Donald Trump that much, they decided to align themselves with
a convicted sex trafficker in the hopes of somehow trying
to take Donald Trump down. Well they never did. They
never did take him down, But I think they're going

(14:29):
to have a lot of mud on themselves when all
of a sudden done here. I cannot believe this Stacey
Plasket business is not a bigger story. She's getting instructions
from Epstein about what to say in the congressional hearing
and then just reading it off her phone. That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (14:46):
And not a single concern from the press that didn't
come up in that White House press or last question
for you. You talked about Marjorie Taylor Green when we
were talking about some of the people who been critical
of Trump. I'm worried that there are some who are
going to try to do these like soft broadsides against
Podus as he gets closer and closer towards the end
of his second term, and I'm kind of wondering if
that's not what some of this is. I've seen Marjorie

(15:08):
Taylor Green refer to as Marjorie Cheney Green, which you know,
kind of funny. But I wanted to get your thoughts
on this because I'm trying to figure out why she's
so upset with him, other than the fact that he
won't endorse her for the Center Raise.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Look, I met with the President in the Oval office yesterday.
I gave him a copy of my book by the Way,
and signed one for him, and he signed one for me,
and that was fun. But we talked about Marjorie Taylor Green,
and bottom line is, back in the summer, she wanted
to run for statewide office in Georgia. He heard about it,
he saw a pole. He sent her the poll. The
pole said she was going to get humiliated. She was
down twenty points to John Assof. He didn't hurt her publicly.

(15:43):
He did it discreetly. He did it privately, but he
was giving her information. He was trying to do her
a favor. And since that moment, she has opposed him
on the Middle East, she opposed him on taking out
the Iran nukes, She's opposed him on deportation. She's gone
on the view and attack Donald Trump. I mean, she
is following the well worn path. And you know the rule, Dana.
The easiest way to get on television in Washington, DC

(16:05):
as a Republican is to crap on Trump and crap
on your own party. And that's what Marjorie Taylor Green
is doing right now, after he has made her she's nothing,
oh without Donald Trump, all because he tried to do
her a favor and save her and the Republican Party
from a humiliation in Georgia. That's it. She's become a
policy and a political opponent of the President. And it's
sad and I wish she wouldn't, But of course we've

(16:27):
seen a lot of Republicans do that over the years.

Speaker 1 (16:29):
We have we have the book is I mean, this
is great, especially for all the news today, a revolution
of common sense. You're looking at the entire revolt against
I mean, really the swamp, everything happening happening in DC.
I mean, you've looked at you looked at deregulation. You
looked at everything in this and I think it's great
to have not enough people spiked the football, and you

(16:49):
wrote a book where you did it. So that's amazing.
We needed to do that well.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
The President used that phrase in his inaugural address in January,
and I thought, boy, that'd make a great title for
a book. I met with him in five February. He
decided to cooperate. I spent time with him. Marco Rubio,
Scott Bess, and Elon Musk has some eye popping quotes
in this thing. You know, it's seriously. I've been planning
my book tour. You know, there's a few places in
America where you call and say, hey, we need to
facilitate the purchase of a couple of hundred books for

(17:16):
an event, will you help us? And they won't do it.
And you know, funny, I hear liberals that complain about
book bands all the time. We run into more than
a handful of bookstores out there in some places that
would not stock the Scott Jennings Donald Trump book. And
so just know that some of the left out there,
they don't want the truth out there, and the truth

(17:36):
is Donald Trump hit Washington before it got out of bed.
Two hundred executive orders on day one, passed a big,
beautiful bill, eight piece agreements around the world. He's having
an amazing presidency. They're trying to tie him down on
this Epstein garbage, but the guy's fulfilling the promises that
he ran and won on last November.

Speaker 1 (17:51):
There you go, Scott Jennings, a revolution of common sense.
Enjoy watching you on CNN. You're the only person I
will watch on CNNA, just saying that your very entertaining
you to do such a great job representing our values.
So we appreciate what you do. Congrates on the books
and good to see you. Love to have you back.

Speaker 2 (18:06):
Thanks Dan, to see you later.

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Speaker 3 (19:22):
And now all of the news you would probably miss.
It's time for Dana's quickfive.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Threats of sanctions, economic warfare. Japan's relations with China sunk
to a new low. They're experiencing their most intense diplomatic
tensions in years. This after Beijing issued economic warnings and
response by the new Japanese Prime Minister about a potential
Taiwan conflict, and they had said previously any Chinese use

(19:49):
of force against Taiwan could be considered a situation the
threatening Japan survival. So China doesn't like it when harsh
language is used against them, but they want to be
able to use harsh language against everyone else. I really
feel like the Japanese Prime minister will just take them
and beat them about up and down their eastern seaboard.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
So maybe they don't want to do that.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Just saying, just saying, but very interesting, very interesting though
Beijing they've been launching some broadsides against Japan in terms
of their propaganda and their media narratives. Also, this is gross.
Lab grown milk is disgusting. If you have to drink
lab grown milk, you don't need milk?

Speaker 4 (20:27):
What is that? That's stupid? Can we just stop?

Speaker 1 (20:30):
Like we have animals and protein and all of this
stuff here, We don't need to do all of these things.
It's kawfree and this is gross, and every want to
read this gross?

Speaker 4 (20:37):
Who wants that?

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Thankfully? I don't think it's in the United I think
it's India right now.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
But yeah, I don't care. Nobody wants it anywhere. That's disgusting.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
I mean, I'm not even a milk drinker, and that's no.
They said that it's UH, and it's gonna be an
Israel too. They're gonna offer it in Israel, They're gonna
They're offering in India, Israel, They're offering in several places.

Speaker 4 (20:57):
It is.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
UH. I have grown in the cow Free Milk. It's
a food tech startup. I don't like the terms food
tech together. That's like robot food. That's what robots eat.

Speaker 4 (21:10):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (21:11):
But they said that it's Cawfrey three percent fat milk,
and they have a vanilla flavor version that's also going
to be available under their new milk label, and nobody
nobody wants that. Wallstream in Wall Street in extreme fear
as stocks plunge again amid fears of the world's biggest
company might be a dud. This is coming from the

(21:33):
Wall Street Journal and Daily Mail. They had a lot
of selling that hit Wall Street yesterday. A lot of
people were hit by a Dallas one point two s
and P five hundred Nasdaq loss under just one percent.
Bitcoin slid well, I mean the economy's bad. What else
do you want me to say? It's everybody was told
Peter Thiel's fund offloaded Navidia the text.

Speaker 4 (21:57):
Is there going to be like a bottom dropout in.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
This Yeah, just in the tech sector. From what I understand,
AI's bubble is for real, and I think it's gonna
pop and we're already seeing the signs.

Speaker 4 (22:07):
Yeah, yeah, we already. Yeah exactly. I don't know.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
I just with some of that stuff. We had these
two from yesterday, So I'm gonna move on this. They said,
just so NBS is going to be at the White House.
We have audio, Well we're going to talk about Trump
lashing out at a reporter and everybody's trying to get
upset over that as well. Also, WhatsApp has the security
flaw that exposes three and a half billion phone numbers

(22:32):
as simple what's app.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
I don't really I don't use WhatsApp.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
I only use WhatsApp when I'm like traveling overseas and
if I'm trying to like plan something. So that's literally
the only time I've ever used it, because everybody everybody
over there in Europe uses WhatsApp. But they said that
three point five billion phone numbers were exposed apparently like
their biggest ever like security flaw, their security breach there,

(22:58):
so let's see here. Also, a wife of an astronaut
pled guilty to falsely alleging a crime in space some
rewarden lied to federal agents when she accused her spouse
of illegally accessing her bank account from space. She faces
up to five years in prison and a half million
dollar fine fine for that. She's an intelligence officer in

(23:22):
the Air Force, and I'm from the article from the
New York Times, it sounds like her spouse is a woman,
so it seems like they're lesbians. But she said that
the other lady accessed her bank account from space, like illegally.
Like that's I mean, you're that's pretty hardcore, a little
bit of faith no more. I feel like that right

(23:43):
now when this is actually perfect by the way, perfect track.
For those of you watching, you can't hear it because
of licensing, but for those listening terrestrially you could hear it.
Welcome back to the program. I try not to get
into a lot of them, like these new people that
get online and they're like politics began the day I

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started my ex account, and there have been people who
I feel like this one guy looks like the TMU
at Walsh.

Speaker 4 (24:15):
I don't know who this guy's Joel Webon, I don't
even know.

Speaker 1 (24:18):
I don't want to say his name anymore because he's
probably gonna hyperventilated him getting fifteen minutes gag me. But
I cannot stand these tough dudes when they're just for
men beards and I like facial hair, but you know
what I mean. You know, they're like manscape to the
point where you're questioning their sexuality, and they get up

(24:39):
and they try to lecture you about Christianity while not
living at themselves.

Speaker 4 (24:44):
Right.

Speaker 1 (24:45):
I don't Christians are imperfect, but I think if you're
gonna call yourself a pastor or try to be a shepherd,
then you need to be more less imperfect than the
next person, you know, or at least make an effort
to be. Anyway, I just ended up seeing this. It
was a documentary. A documentary, it's basically a I don't

(25:09):
know how to put this. No, I can't say that.
I'm going through my sorry, my mental rolodex of how
I want to describe it, and I can't describe it
in any of the ways. I was thinking king, because
it's none of them are appropriate for air. It's basically
like some dudes sitting around and there are none of
them have ever lifted weights, and they're all talking about
how they're just so hardcore and this is what Christian

(25:31):
nationalism is. And they're talking about Christian nationalism. And I
saw this from the Babylon Bee, one of the guys
over there. Joel Berry said of Christopher Guest, And you
know Christopher Guest, he's the guy who did Best in Show.
Oh my gosh, what's the one that he did. That's
the spinal tap. He did spinal Tap Best in Show,
which was hysterical. And Barry said, if Christopher Guest wrote

(25:51):
a documentary making fun of Christian nationalist, he couldn't write
something funnier than this. Now, when I first saw this clip,
and I really don't know who any of these people are,
I thought it was satire. I am not kidding you.
I thought, Wow, somebody really clever is making fun of this,

(26:12):
like leftist identity politic movement within Christianity, and this is brilliant.
I actually, I legitimately thought that Babylon Bee did it.
And then that's why Joel tweeted it out and I said,
be real, you did this. And I actually kind of
wasn't joking when I said that, and he was like,
I hands this guy did not He's like, I did
not do this.

Speaker 4 (26:32):
He didn't say it like that, but he's like, I
did not do this. I'm like, this is real.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
And the way they talk is so pretentious and intellectually shallow,
and I love making fun of people who try too hard.
I'm just going to play it for you. It's like
twenty seconds and it's the most cringe thing ever.

Speaker 4 (26:50):
Go ahead, what do you see?

Speaker 5 (26:51):
That's the greatest threat to Christian nationalism as it's trying
to make its roots Christians.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
Christians are gay, fake and gay. To be more precise,
Christianity is a feminized religion.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
To be more precise, they're fake and gay.

Speaker 1 (27:16):
To be more precise, words that one might say if
you were round Burgundy and you were trying to sound
intelligent and deep intellectually. To be precise, King, dear sir,
what is up? First off, the mixing on the audio
of this the film's is heinous, Like who did the

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audio for this film? Because they should be drug behind
a truck?

Speaker 4 (27:41):
Who did this? I say that rhetorically, but.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
Like who's like, yeah, let's play this like like.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Bad this bad acoustic underneath? And then you what is
up with the camera angle? You just have this one
guy who's drowning in all this headroom and.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
He's like, so, what what do you think is the
biggest threat to the Christianity today?

Speaker 1 (28:08):
And then you have the Timu Walsh sitting over there, well,
to be precise, across his legs. Christians, they're fake and
gay to be precise, So edgy.

Speaker 3 (28:23):
Are those synonyms?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
So is gay fake?

Speaker 6 (28:26):
Fake?

Speaker 4 (28:27):
Thinking? Maybe misunderstood? He was didn't ask you to describe yourself.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
He asked you what you thought to the greatest threat
to Christianity was I cannot believe that that is a clip.
I laughed my head off. That is hysterical. I you
could not, And they're like, want to be Christian, Nash.
So if you want to know what Christian nationalists is,
it's I don't even think they know what it is.

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I feel like they are they don't understand what trad is.
They want to return to trad. But as I've written
before on Substack, this trend about going trad is without God.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
So how is it trad, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's like all about optics and clicks on Instagram. This
was like I felt like I was watching naked gun.
I mean, there's so many I can't even cane.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
That's literally rich. I can't tell you many times I've
laughed my head off at this.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (29:19):
What's the grides thrut? Who's directing this?

Speaker 7 (29:23):
Can we get some more headroom on this guy? I
just want to feel like I just don't want to
see his chin. I want his chin to be at
the bottom of the screen for the viewers.

Speaker 6 (29:35):
Chin.

Speaker 4 (29:36):
Yeah, he's resting his chin on the cut of the camera.

Speaker 6 (29:38):
Oh my gosh, Well it's fake and gay to be
precise precisely, speaking of course, precise.

Speaker 1 (29:50):
That was probably the chef's kiss of it twenty seconds
And that's all I needed, man, All I needed was
that I didn't even know that they were doing I mean,
it just goes to show you fool will part with
his money easily. I didn't even know that they were
doing a thing on this.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Did you.

Speaker 3 (30:05):
If you were to play that for me and not
say anything, I would have for sure thought that was
the Babylon Bee.

Speaker 4 (30:12):
I actually thought it was without.

Speaker 3 (30:14):
A doubt, I would have been no, I would have
like gobs of money. I would have bet that was
the Babylon Bee.

Speaker 4 (30:22):
Oh my gosh.

Speaker 1 (30:22):
And then you've got I don't know, and I don't
know who the interviewer was.

Speaker 4 (30:26):
I don't want to know. I don't want to know
who any of these people are. I really don't.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
But I'm just like, that's sounds like that's not a pastor.
I've noticed that there are a lot of pastors who
were trying to flex in the most Unchristian ways, and
they're going in with They're going all in on the nash.
I don't know what Christian nationalism is.

Speaker 4 (30:42):
I don't even know.

Speaker 1 (30:43):
I think that's like saying that, no, I'm a democratic socialist.
It's like sprinkling glitter on a turd, you know, like, mab,
I'm a democratic socialist.

Speaker 4 (30:51):
Like, what do you mean Christian nationalist? What is that?

Speaker 1 (30:54):
I mean, You're a Christian, You're a member of the Kingdom.
Quit trying to hyphenate it. Quit trying to put all
this other stuff on it. Listen to what Paul said
in the gospel. Stop doing all this stuff, you know,
just follow Jesus and quit trying to clout Chase for
the love.

Speaker 4 (31:05):
To be precise, Kane, it's fake and gay. Do you
see what I know?

Speaker 1 (31:13):
It's like the TMU version of It's like where it's
like there's an insufferable, you know, influencer factory out there
cranking out the same dude.

Speaker 3 (31:24):
Answer to the question. Just it's hilarious.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
Made me laugh, But I'm taking himself so seriously.

Speaker 3 (31:33):
It's like, what's the biggest threat to the Barn Owl?

Speaker 6 (31:36):
Well, it's the Barn Owl, the bardell Is it's fake
and gay. What is the uh, what's the biggest threat
to American baseball baseball players? They're fake and gay.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
To be precise, scene, Oh.

Speaker 1 (31:57):
My gosh, I feel like that guy's it's high on
his own farts. He like Dutch ovens himself just for
the joy of it.

Speaker 4 (32:05):
It's true, you know, I'm right. I mean I could not.

Speaker 2 (32:10):
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