The Friday Rock Show - 49 - Evicted

The Friday Rock Show is being evicted! Turfed out on their ear, Adgeen and Tony are physically ejected as a Sharp WQ-T234 crashes to the kerb behind them. After 33 years, fat-infested local landlord Alun inherits the lease, reports the boys for tax evasion, as he’s done squatting in his 1970s Farrhar-made crud-filled caravan after being kicked out by his wife for bending over young ones outside Moneystown dance hall. 

Adgeen and Tony have to sling their slash-hook. But there’s one last Friday Rock Show to record before they are homeless. And what an elephantine episode it is! The longest ever FRS. The longest ever letter! Possibly the crudest most disgusting collection of original sick and twisted tales ever assembled in one show, all blazoned in a glorious world of foley effects and score. 

There’s a preternatural tale from Tucker Peacock, when joined by the Timefiddler and his dog Biscuits, they seek out local man Oliver, prising open the case of the haunted sex doll. 

Jagger wheezes into battle with his crucifixes and holy water, morphing into his alter-ego ‘ The Scourge’ to meet his match in the Woolmaster at the community hall. There’s chanting, dogs, sheep, tape recorders, and a naked man jumping around.  

The spittingly nervous Neddy Busher claims a desert island in his own name and spends 100 days in ever-deranged isolation, with only a fat round rock for company that reminded him of Byrnie’s head. 

Harvey Normal recounts the ‘Thirty Year Wait’® for former gloryists Liverpool FC to win their domestic league, the ups and mostly downs, from winning under Dalglish to near misses under the French Houllier. 

Not done with this football club; ‘man of science’ Orpheus Telch dons a kaftan to travel to Qatar to see Liverpool in the Club World Cup final, in a pragmatic pursuit of the meaning of obsessive fandom. From the stands, things take off almost instantly.

This Friday Rock Show has it all, if all to you means football, drama, laughs, and sheep in a local hall. You won't want to miss it!

Tristan Pigeon-Pole Paisley buys Ard Avon House in Rathdrum and takes a photo of an eerie green apparition in his newly-purchased decrepit manor, little does he know he's stumbled upon a portal to the spirit world. With the help of his intrepid equally-alcoholic friend Tomty, Tristan is determined to unravel the identity of this "Green Lady" and the tragic history that binds her to the manor. 

Not forgetting Baldy, and his new-found yet soon-lost love Anna Lee, where he writes into Adrian and Tony to tell them of his love, using 150 Bon Jovi song tiles for some bizarre reason.

Come on in and listen to a visit to Mr. Gansey and his 18 cats, hear some smooth jazz and his television blaring out episodes of ‘Minder’. Mr. Gansey wants you to have his house when he’s dead, the only snag being you must live with him until he dies. 

Music oozes forth from Cavo, Ozzy, Sabaton, Ghost, Slipnot, and Volbeat! Also too from other bands with more than one word in their name.

The Friday Rock Show. More than just a podcast. More than just a show. 

It’s institutionalised!

Let us lash the air off your pimply blue skin with our massive violent eviction! 

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