Episode#8: The Valley Season 2 Premiere! RHOBH Reunion! Summer House!

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Hi, everybody.
My name is Lindsay, and I'm a Bravo holic.
The original, the
from honey is
you say not only to be done, but
here she comes.
Here she comes.

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Welcome back.
Addicts to Bravo Hollyoaks anonymous
I'm Lindsay, a bravo holic and today,let's kick it off
with Real Housewives of Beverly Hillsand The Reunion.
Going into the reunion,I think that a lot of the highlights
and the lowlights of the seasonwere properly reflected.

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I don't think we needed three episodesof the reunion, that's for sure.
But I'm not ever going to get angrywith getting more content
from the Housewivesor the shows that I love.
So, I think that Kylehad a really rough season.
I think she's lost a lot of fans.
I think queerbaiting everybodywith that music video and then telling us
we couldn'ttalk about Morgan was intentional.

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I think she is at a point in her careerwhere she feels like
she can produce things,and she knows how to capitalize on things,
and she's trying to balancemultiple shows.
I think that's going to come backand bite her in the ass
because Andy Cohen grilled herand I was happy to see it.
He's pissed.
He thinks he has the right to havethis information,
has the right to talk about Morganbecause Morgan profited it off of the fan

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base last season,and that it's absurd that we are being,
you know, silencedfrom talking about Morgan this season.
So I was really happythat, Andy gave it to her back.
And I think, the negotiationsgoing into the next season
with Bravo are goingto get really interesting with Kyle.
When it comes to this stuff,

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I think there's going to bea lot more outlined in her contract
if she's going to come backand what she has to include
and what she iswilling and not willing to talk about.
And honestly,if they ax the Richards sisters
for a couple seasons,that wouldn't be bad.
I'd love to see themhave to come back on and prove themselves.

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I feel like this rumor of itbeing Kyle's show
when new people start and people tryingto kiss the crown and stay on the show.
You know,I don't know if that's the case anymore.
And I think Kyle's going to have tobring some more to the table
because her family'snot really in the picture this season.
And Kathy Hilton is just getting olderand not really offering much.

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I think
I'm over believing that Kathy Hiltonis this ditzy or dumb.
I loved the runway moment,you know, at Sutton's fashion show,
but I think it was on purpose,and I kind of want that fourth wall
broken with them.
I want people to be ableto call each other out on this show
for faking storylinesor playing a ditzy person,
and we need someone on the show

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that's not going to be afraidto call Kathy Hilton out.
I think HBO's will get there,and I'm really curious to see what happens
to HBO's and following seasons,but I loved having her on this season.
To back up story,especially because I never believed
the allegations that she was a racistand all that.
Like angry black woman stuff that Garcellekept throwing a Dory in past seasons.

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You know, I neverI think it might be a little bit
air headed and a little bit insularand worrying
only about her own circumstanceand not sensitive to other people.
I think she's guilty of that,but I never thought she was a racist.
And so I think HBO's coming on andactually, naturally, connecting with Dory
was really refreshing and good for her,especially because Dory has so much

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going on in her own life.
Jennifer Tilly had a great season.
She was another great additionto the show.
I loved her, her shady snacking, and Ikind of think she should stay a friend of.
I don't think Jennifer Tilly is readyto be our everyday mainstream housewife.
I don't think she's ready to battlethese women or go into these conflicts.
I think she's got too much moneyand she's in a really interesting seat

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where I don't know if they're necessarilygoing to come for her
either and hold her accountable,
because there's not muchto hold her accountable for.
She's pretty shallow and easygoingand funny, and there's a purpose for that.
And I was actually impressed
that she was included in the reunionjust being a friend of.
So that was pretty cool.
Sutton had a really rough season.
It was fun to get to see hermom and understand where she came from.

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But Sutton continues to, you know, battlethese women when they're in hard moments.
And I don't think she picksthe right fights.
And I think she's an outcast.
And I think she's been a loser foreverand never really fit in.
No matter how much money she hasor what she does.
And I think it's a really interestingcharacter to see portrayed on the show.
So I do want her to continue being there.

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I do want to see her growthand where she goes if there is any growth.
I'm not sure I, you know, necessarilybelieve they'll be growth, but
I know she has fans
and she should.
She deserves to have fans,but I don't consider myself a Sutton fan,
even though I do sympathize with how,tough her mom is.
Let's get to Garcelle big moment,

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where she storms off set and doesn'twant to take a cast picture.
I think ourselvesprobably a really good actress.
She needs the lines.
She needs someone to prompt herto say stuff.
And that's why I stand by Garcelle.
Only really contributing tothe show is in confessionals.
When producersask her to say certain things
and the way she says it is successful,

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but she's never really contributingin the moment.
You know, the most contributionshe'll do is a little dig
or a really Kyle or a really Erica.
Or is that how you feel, Dory?
It's like not it's antagonizingand it's a little patronizing,
but it's not like contributingto a greater story.

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It's not creating an argument.
It's just like a shady little after remarkthat the things that she says,
that people are fansof are literally in confessionals.
And so it didn't surprise me that herbig storm off exit was super uneventful.
She's like, I'm just not happy.

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No one's smiling at me here.
And then Kyle had the perfect response,being like,
is itbecause you think we're all stressed?
Like we could all be really stressed?
And Garcelle is like, no, that's not it.
Like, I smiled at her and she's like,have you been smiling at people like,
these are the right questions?
And I was kind of happy Kylewas asking them to Garcelle in that moment

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because it's like,what do you want us to do here?
Like we're fielding questionsat a reunion.
I think Garcelle saw this goinga different way, and she was unsuccessful
in building a dramatic exitand building that emotion up to storm off.
No one really gave herany ammunition for it.
So just refusing to take the cast photoand then like, having a little bitch

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fit in the dressing room with, like, no
real substance seemed perfectly Garcelle.
And you can call me a hater.
I might be a hater, I said.
I think she's cooland I like because she's directing
and doing film stuff,but I don't think she's
the strongest candidate
for the job of a housewife,and I'm happy that she's quitting.

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I don't know if this was a conversationshe had with producers.
You know, throughout the season,
and she was trying to get a better dealfor next season.
If she's trying to swing her influenceto see, like
if the audience is agreeing with heror if she really, genuinely
wants to move on to something else.
But I, I don't think Garcellebrings enough, and I'm kind of.

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And if she's annoyedthat all of the questions she was asked in
the reunion were to defend Sutton,then maybe she should bring a storyline
to the show.
Maybe she should bringsome substance to the show.
I don't thinkthey should be fighting every episode,
but I do think, like Garcelleshould let us in on her world more
if she's dating or if she's strugglingwith filmmaking or directing or whatever.

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Show us something.
But you didn't.
So now we have to ask you questionsabout Sutton the whole time
and Sutton's actions.
And if you defend them because in the pastyou have defended them.
You guys have an alliance.
And, I know we did see their alliance
cracking a little bit, butI don't think we got the real Garcelle.
And I don't think we got to hearhow Garcelle really felt in

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what she really thought, because she wasreally calculated and reserved.
All right, well,that's Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
The season was just mad for meif I drank it out of, you know,
ten diamonds, I'mprobably just giving it 5 or 6 diamonds.
I'll give it six diamondsbecause I like direct and direct.
Had a great, you know, storyline.

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She kind of carried the showand secured her position for next year.
So I loved that.
And let's jump on to Summer House.
Why? I'mreally, really bored with Summer House.

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Also, Summer House is a snooze fest.
And I'm not just saying that becausetheir themed party was slumber party.
Lexie's making her rounds in the press,and I'm happy to see it.
Talking about Jesse and the girlsand the biggest shockwave
that everyone onlinethis week is talking about
is that Lexi had a birthday party,recently, invited everyone

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from the show to the birthday party,and everyone came except Jesse and Sierra,
and then they hung outand posted on social media together,
which I think is just so gross.
I think everyone agrees.You know what, Sierra? Barf.
Okay, Jesse's barf and the fact that
he can't even draw a clear boundarywith you like, hey, I have a girlfriend.

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Like, I can't be, like, touchingand flirting with you as much anymore,
and he can't have a serious conversationor just, like, mention it seriously to her
and say it with his chest.
In that past episode.
Instead, he, like, snaps at her in thekitchen like, Sierra, you can't touch me.
You're going to get me in trouble.
My girlfriends can be mad at me.
It's just giving. Like little boy.

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It's not giving, man.
And I am having a harder timebelieving that Sierra is,
you know,looking for the right person here.
I think someone needs to talk to her.
I'm not even going to get in on the girlsbecause my belief is this
Amanda and Kyle'srelationship is never better

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than when there's drama or gossipfor them to discuss in the house.
So I think the Sierra, Jesse, Lexitriangle is really good for Amanda
and Kyle's marriage,
because that's reallythe only time we ever see them connecting.
So I and and also Amanda's team.
Jesse because Jesse gives her somethingKyle doesn't give her,

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which is compliments on social mediaand positive attention,
and makes her feel desirable.
And so we know that Amanda's team, Jesse,no matter what.
And I think that Paigeis ultimately best friends with Amanda.
And because Jesse does all those things
for Amanda,and Amanda likes Jesse so much.
Paige is also Team Jesse.
Also, this week on Watch What HappensLive,

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Paige was on the show with Andy Cohen
and she said to Andy, fieldinganother question about the relationship.
Andy was like,
are you pissed at me that I keepbringing up your breakup with Craig?
And she was like, no, Andy.
I'm a businesswoman. We're businesspeople.
It's good for ratings.
I don't mind it.
I know I like I'm on a reality showand that is the core of Paige.

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So I think Paige is also Team Jesse
because one, she's friendswith Sierra, too, but also like this
love triangle thing with a new flouncysuper younger
girl, cast member is good for ratings.
It's giving them a storyline forthe season so they can all sit back in bed
and not really have storylinesto have to carry on the show.

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Of course, they're going to be Team Jesse,
because he's creating drama.
So now that we know where they stand,
I stand with Lexi,and I think that Jesse's a pig.
And if we're going to, you know, criticizeWest for being a pig last season,
we have to criticize Jessefor being a pig.
This season. He'sdoing the exact same thing.
He's using womento solidify his spot on the show,

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and he's already talking aboutwhat him and West
are going to be doing next season,which is really annoying.
I did a TikTok, and shared it earlier
this week, but Jesse was in an interview.
And was asked, like, do you and West
have a pact for next summerto, like, just go crazy together?
And Jesse was like,oh yeah, we have a plan.

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And then she was like,
are you still looking for a relationship?
And he's like, oh,yeah, for the right woman.
And I was literally talking to my friendSimon about something similar
this week on the phone to we're like you.
I hate it when a guy says that becauseit's like they're saying to the women,
oh, prove that I should pick you, like,sell me this pencil, Lexi.

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Sell me this pencil. Sierra.
Why should I pick you?
And it's likeif these guys meet a million women a day.
Because Bravo fans are constantlythrowing themselves at them,
at the bars, at her appearances,
online, on in their DMs.
And there's plenty of exposureto the right woman.

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They're not looking.
They don't care.
They just want to get laid.
And they're going to say and do anything
to make themselves seem better and moredesirable to Bravo audience women,
so that they keepthrowing themselves at them.
And then they'll get lockedin that little perpetual cycle
that the Southern Charm boys got stuck in,that Shep got stuck in, where the grass
always looks greener and there's always anew bitch to hook up with. So

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I'm not surprised.
I think it's like a pretty toxic equation,but I'm also like,
whatever, I'll watch it.
But Summer House is boring,and I'm pretty, like, bummed
that they're being hard on the new castmember that's been having threesomes
and actually hooking up because this houseused to be a party house
and now it's a sleepy house.
And I do think that a lot of themshould go next season.

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I think we need new, young, fresh blood.
Maybe in can stay.
Maybe Lexi can stay.
I still love Gabby,even though she will not bring
a storyline to the showand she'll just be supporting cast.
I think that's her choice at this point.
I really do, but I think we need to bringin new blood, new fresh party blood.

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Who's excited to who's going to get messy?
No preggers people, no business.
Bad people.
Let's give the summer house womenthat we love their own show in Manhattan.
Let's follow Paige, Sierra, Lindsay,and Amanda.
In the city.Let's see them go to meetings.
Let's see them meet up for happy hour.
Let's follow them in Manhattan.

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And let's keep the young people partyingin the Hamptons in the summertime.
You know, summer's is supposed to be fun.
And I'm not having fun this summer.
Everyone's hot, but I'm not having fun.
But I am excited for the reunion.
I hope Lexi bring some of this stuff up.
I hope she says that he told herhe loved her after 11 days
and was asking them to move in togetherand proposing they get a cat together.

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Those things are insaneand I want them brought up on the reunion.
She's like quoted sayingthat she was trying to match
his energyand was struggling to match his energy.
And I get it.
She's like 22 but obviously had different
motivesand was trying to just have sex with her.
So he's a pig.

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Okay, I think I've spoken my piece so far.
Let's bring up another addict to talk
about the season premiere of The Valley,and he recently has binged
five seasons of Vanderpump Rulessince the last time we talked to him.
Let's bring him up.

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Hello, my name is Thomas, and.
I'm a Bravo.
You really are a bravo holic.
Now, though I really am now.
I'm fully engaged. Ingratiated.
Is that a word?
Yeah.
I think you had to come backto this meeting right away
because you had some right away,some things to confess.

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Not only did I join, I relapsed,I plummeted a slippery slope.
I'm. I'm fully in now.
And what season of Vanderpump Rulesare you on?
Maybe season five.
Halfway through the program, literally
since the
Valley episode that we did,you're already on season five.

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In my defense,I was out of work for two weeks
because I got my tonsils out, right?
So I had nothing but time on my hands.
Yeah, I mean, that's valid.
Thank you.
And I'm really excited.
Guilt.
I'm like,you know, I'm I'm too excited about it.
If if you're if you're willing.
I've prepared a recurring segmentwhere I just share nuggets of wisdom

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from all these people. I'm really excited.
Should we start with it? Sure.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Some,
Oh, Bravo is the.

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Same.
So I just started writing down, like,
crazy things that these people said.
Oh, this one's really good.
So in season two, episode two,
Tom Sandoval is puttingtogether a coffee table,

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from Ikea, and it's taking him all day.
But I'd like to, like, prefacethis segment.
He goes,
growing up, I played with Legos, andI always had a lot of success with them.
And it's ended.
Jackson.
Tom Jackson's like, oh, I got aI got a custom Dolce and Gabbana shirt.

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He's like, what does that mean?
It went through customs and he goes, no,it means the guy at the store helped me.
None of those things mean just to.
Season two, episode ten.
Stassi says it's been there in Mexicofor her birthday, and she says she she

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screams, you're literally only in Mexicoright now because I was born today.
You know me here.
I mean, she's not wrong.
The whole that this,
the hold that her birthday has onthis group is kind of crazy.
It's it's kind of a thing that shereally establishes from the beginning.

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Season four, episode ten.
It's the Toms talking and Tom tops it.
Tom Schwartz goes, dude,we've been through a lot, man.
And Tom Sandovalsays, dude, that's real talk, man.
But I will say season five is when, like,

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there's there's a bit of a renovationin terms of appearance.
Tom Schwartzfinally has an acceptable haircut to me.
Tom Sandoval gets just really awful.
Like John and Kate plus eight like Bobthat he tucks behind his ears
and then like,also puts in like a man ponytail
and has like these awfullike little like white highlights.
It's so bad.

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It's confessional.
Shania has these like it's giving PepeLe Pew.
Yes, it's yes, exactly.
It's giving Pepe Le Pew.
And she has these, like scaryblue contacts and her confessional.
Oh, believe that.
We I need to look at,I have decided that the

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I think the person right now that I hatethe most is James Kennedy.
Oh, okay.
He has no redeeming qualities.
Where were you at? What's happening?
Season five.
He is like, kind of with la la.
He has broken up with Kristenlike was cheating on her
the entire time and like saying like knob.
I would never and then like inthe confessionals was like, yeah,

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if I can boned her and it's just like, sogross.
And I figured out what he looks like,he looks like
he should be a farmhand from Chicken Run.
Like he has a claymation faceand he looks like Wallace and Gromit.
But in real life, we.

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You're kind of right.
Just like that. You're kind of right.
Like there could easily be a Wallaceand Gromit character
that was, like, designed after JamesKennedy.
He's calling himself the white Kanye West,which that that tells you
all you need to know.This was before all that too.
Yeah, I know, I know
what about to come in and say somethinglike, that's so crazy.

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I really, really don't enjoy him.
And I don't understandhow he got all these girls
when like,he looks like that and talks like that.
I don't get it. It's a British.
It's probably he's he's British.
It's just the British accent
generally that he's skinny and confidentand has a British accent.
That's that'sthat's it. That's all we have.
I guess, and he's like a DJ.

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He can get people into events, I guess.
So what do you think of
let's go over some of, like,the people from the Valley
because you startedwith the Valley season one.
Yeah. What?
What do youwhat do you think of Kristen early?
Kristen.
Okay, I kind of get what my sisterwas talking about.

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She's a little bit like, not.
Well, my favorite is there's a moment whenthey're on vacation for Stacy's birthday
and they're all fighting,and Kristen's like,
she they're all in the pool,just, like, chilling.
And she walks byand she's like, yeah, I'm fine.
And they're like, why?
And she was like, I was just over thereby myself for 20 minutes,

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I know.
Yeah.
And Katie literallylooks like so triggered.
She's like, should I have gone?
Like, you can tell she's debating in herhead if she did something wrong here.
And she's like,caught in the middle of it. Yeah.
And like and like she'll just say snidelittle comments or take things too far.
She's horrible at every reunion.

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And then like, it's just like,so hypocritical, like delusional.
So seeing her as an, as an older person
who's like, like, yeah, I'mlike having a child and blah, blah, blah.
It's just like, it's a lot.
It's a trip. It's a trip.
Are Stassi and Jax together right now?
Where are you at in the show?
Stassi and Jax are not together.

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Stassi is with her like Annieand off again boyfriend Patrick.
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Jax just brought Brittany,
to. So you learned about the affair?
Wait.Which one? The one. That's the thing.
Which one? Jax.
The Jax and Kristen.
Oh, yes. Yes.

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We've learned about where Stassi did that.
Yeah,
yeah, I did that
dirty whore and, like, slap
the shit out of her.
How could you not be a bravo holic?
Like, how could you not?
After that, I was, like,absolutely addicted to the show.

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It's.
It's it's the people.
These people are crazy.
That's what I was like. Why?
Why are these people ever goingto speak to each other ever again?
They're not,
they're not. It was so funny.
And then she like.
And then starts to like, disappearsfor like a season or two.
Yeah.
Because the

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the boyfriend, the boyfriend like thatshe was dating at the time,
moved her to New York or whatever.
Like she just up and left in New York
and didn't even tell anyoneshe wasn't going to film.
Yeah. And was like, just like, left her.
And Lisa was like,why didn't you give me more of a notice?
Or, like, I helped you out a lot.
Yeah. Lisa was Lisa was pissed. Yeah.
And then I was thinking about, like,how are these people making money?

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But then because, like, Kristen got firedafter she flew out.
Flew that girl in from Miami, from Miami
and like,told them from a patio, fart on the patio
and told the manager,Diana, go suck a dick like fuck off.
And it was like,I don't understand what they did wrong.
Like when, like,Lisa called her back and she was like,

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I think that's the bestit could have gone, actually.
Yeah, it's funny.
Was like, why do you think you'restill going to have a job after this?
It's like actually thought that wasthe best it could have went for anybody.
So, so I'm why are you to Kristen'spoint like Vanderpump
I mean I know that sur still existsand they're making a new sur

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like Vanderpump Rules right now,
which is going to be a wholenother question if it's going to be good.
And I actually think it'sgoing to be good.
What surprised you about the firstfive seasons of Vanderpump Rules?
So what's something that you likereally didn't see coming.
Oh thewhole like Shay having like a secret.
Oh yeah.
Pill popping problem. Yeah. Yeah.

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How do you know.
I had no idea that that guy was likepopping pills the whole time.
And like she not being likeshe's just like,
well you so drink, but just like,not that much.
You can take a pill, but not like ten.
And then and the reunion later being like,
yeah,I wasn't really educated about addiction.
So I was like, yeah, I don't think so.
Because that was, that wasthat was a big yankers.

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But it was interestinghow like open they were about it.
Yeah, it was very personal.
I'm shocked that she didn't know.
But I guesslike when you hear about these people
that have partners that are addictsand stuff, like you don't know,
right?
It's just kind of crazybecause it was on the show.
And I also want to be like, I think,

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like if I wish I would have been like,okay, yeah, the pills are a thing.
I think all of us are alcoholics.
Yeah.
Hold on.
I don't want the label of an alcoholicif you guys are don't have a label.
I wonder if he, like, startedtaking the pills more and more
because filming was happeningand he, like, wasn't comfortable.
Probably. Yeah.
I mean, he was taking oxycodone,which I had to take for my tonsils.

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And now he was taking Vicodin. Never mind.
You probably took a few days.
Probably took some water, took your nose.
But I have like ten if anybody needs them.
Just Shay.
Shay. Not, you know. No, no, Shay.
Not you though.
Not not you, not you. Nobody.
Okay. So.
Yeah, throw them out.
That was really surprising, actually.

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That did really surprise me.
Yeah, that I forgot.
I forgot about that. And then.
Yeah,like the whole like started disappearing.
Like to meshe was like the lead of the show.
And then.
Yeah, just kind of left.
And then she wasn't there.
She wasn't there. She like,she wasn't there.
She was way back.
She was too good.
Yeah. Right. She was like above it all.

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Oh my God.
Again the whole like her and Katiehaving a falling out
that that was heartbreaking, wasn't it?
Katie didn't deserve that.
But it was nice that Katie actuallyfinally stood up for herself.
That's just the start of Katie'sredemption arc.
I know, I, I,
well, I think I was talking to my sisterabout something.
I think we watched an episode together,and she was like,

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wait, is this before or afterKatie and Schwartz get divorced?
I was like,oh no, he's like buying a ring wife.
She's like, oh, she spoiled it.
Oh, well, I mean, in the Valley,he talks about being divorced.
Yes, but it wasn't so in your face.
Yeah.
It's really sad.
No, I yeah, I'mstill I'm still excited to watch the rest.

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I'm just like, I also just love the timecapsule that it is
like it'snow finally like it's now finally 2016.
And I think Lala made a reference to like,that's like saying a Trump supporter
hates me. Like I love that.
And then Andy Cohen laughs and I was like,that's the first mention of Trump.
And like, I'm glad it tookat least five seasons to get there.
Yeah, it was a nice break, I bet.

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Oh yeah. That was the other thing.
Lala is my was my favorite personin season four
because everyone was like shaming her.
Like, all the girls were like,she's a skank, she's yada yada yada.
Like she has her boobs outand they that she was a home wrecker.
Yeah, but she she,
I mean, now I don't like herbecause she's obsessed with James Kennedy.
So I'm like, well, girl,your judgment is is is poor.

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But at least but then she were like,go and talk to her mom.
And she's like, I'm being.That's why they're on the show.
That's why they're on the show.
And then she would go to her momand she'd be like,
I just feel like I'm being viciousand mean. I don't like that.
That's not me.
And I was like, oh, see? That's nice.
Yeah, it was nice that aftershe was vicious, I mean, we got to like,
feel like we're behind the curtain
and she's like,I don't want to be vicious and mean.

(29:21):
They're making me.
Yeah.
It's like she seemsthe most, like, levelheaded.
And she seems the most self-awareof everyone she has.
She gotten into any fightswith any of the girls or anyone? Yeah.
Oh my God.
The best was when she saidshe shoved Kristen at Katie Schwartz's
engagement party.
And before that, we had Kristen.

(29:43):
Also Kristen instances showing upuninvited to Katie's engagement party.
Just so good.
Yeah, like Kristenjust does it to everything.
And and she was like,yeah, I guess I'll show up too.
And then when Kristen was makinga speech and Lala goes, wrap it up.

(30:03):
It's like
it was like drug wrap it up, bitch.
And Lisa was like the Katie goes,I was like, just relax.
And at least I was like,we were all thinking.
It was like, oh my God, Lisa, Lisa.
I mean, girl at heart.
Like she.
Yeah, this is kind of shady.
It's like she also loves Lisa.
Okay, so Stassi and Pandorawent to school together allegedly.

(30:27):
And they're like girlfriends.
And they went to, like, all girls schooltogether out of, like, a real girlfriends.
Yeah. Rich boarding school,
like lesbians.
Now, that would be better.
But there's fanfic out thereabout that, though.
Oh, wait, that's the newest thingthat's happening is,
in the season five, season five premiere,

(30:48):
Jax says that he walked in on Kristengoing down on Brittany.
Jax walked in on Brittany, and, Kristen
Preston is going down on Brittany.
What did you say that was?
No tellingwhat Kristen is going down the line.
Will you just get back to Boston?
What is it?
I'm going to ask her.

(31:08):
I wasn't.
I mean, if it was anybody else,I don't think I'd believe it.
But Kristenchowing down on Kentucky muffin.
You don't think this is kind ofvaguely bizarre?
Really?
Even in your big bubble world,I feel like it's come.
I feel like it'sjust coming back to bite me.
That's not karma there. That is.

(31:29):
If there was karma, you'd be dead rightnow. That's true.
I remember that.
And they just they just said.
And they just said that they made out.
And Brittany's mad that he's, like,making up this rumor.
And Lisa says, Kristenchowing down on Kentucky muffin.
It's it's so good.

(31:49):
Like when people are like,oh, I don't watch Bravo.
I'm like, what's wrong with you?
This is like gold in television.
You're missing these genius sound bites.
Yeah, these are hilarious.
They bring people together.
This stuff could end wars really good.
I really could, because I'm like,their lives are falling apart on TV.
But, hey, they signed up for it.

(32:09):
They're getting some sort of fameout of it.
They're getting paid.
And I don't know, like,but in my head I'm like,
it's this is, this is just a train wreckthat I can't look away from.
It's so good.
Like, if I was if I was on a realityTV show, would I act this way too?
Would I fall apart? Probably.
You would have to. At a certain point.

(32:30):
You you have to.
Either you either don't do the showor you surrender to like
just responding with the first thingthat pops into your head.
Yeah.
Like you can't sitand calculate everything out.
You have to like, be reactive.

(32:58):
But I hope
you haven't said anything,anything about my husky new voice yet.
I haven't noticedyou have a husky in voice.
Is it from the tonsil removal? Yeah.
I don't know if it's my allergiesor my tonsils, but it's giving, like.
Hey, sexy, do you like it? Hi.
Hey, your turned into Bravo Hollyoaks.
Can you do an intro for the show?

(33:19):
22222222222.
Oh no I didn't, I didn't like that.
I didn't like thateither. You can get that.
Oh my God. You know it's a great intro.
I said this is someone the other dayI said,
hey diva, let's have a great conversation.
Oh God, that's you hate that.

(33:40):
Let me show you love.
I tags like it's.
This thing, this looks like I hit.
So basically I got this like
foam cover to go over a microphonebecause everything on it was I was like,
oh my God, this thing makes it sound likeit's premium grade sound quality.
Like me, me, me. And it's so big.

(34:01):
You know what it anyoneI how to describe it.
It's bigger than your head.
It looks like charcoal cotton candy.
Yes. And it has like a.
Oh, the flat side okay.
Has a flat side that you're talking into.
It really does.
It really does improvethe sound waves though.
Yeah. I'm excited for you.
I'm going to sound like velvet.

(34:21):
Who's your favorite of the Witchesof WeHo so far?
Do you like Stacy the best, KristenDoty the best, or Katie Maloney the best?
God, I scraping thebottom of the barrel here.
Like, as a person.
Like who I would hang out with first.Who's your favorite?
Yeah.
Who would you hang out without of those three?
Probably.

(34:42):
Probably. Katie. Yeah.
She seems the least thethe the most harmless.
I don't agreewith a lot of what she does and says,
but she's not Kristen and she's not Darcy.
Like, at least Darcy is like a little bitmore humble now, but she I,
I couldn't deal with her.
I mean, besides, like,sleeping with Stacy's boyfriend.

(35:03):
Kristen's pretty loyal, okay.
But like, beside her somewhere,and she's going to show up.
Yeah. She will.
You have to invite her places.
She's going to show up. She's too chaotic.
Although Stacy said she was a niceroommate, she, like, cleans everything.
See, the thing about, like, Stassiand Kristen's relationship is like,
Stassi is the lead girland just tells Kristen what to do.

(35:24):
And Kristen kind of, to a degree,likes that there's comfort for her in it.
Do you think she thought she was goingto be the lead of the Valley?
Kristen she is the lead of the Valley.
Oh, you think so?
I think Kristen's got maincharacter energy this season.
This is a great segue.
It's a great segue into thethe first episode of The Valley.
And honestly, Thomas the Valley Aftershow.

(35:48):
Did you watch the Valley Aftershow?
Oh, I didn't see that.
It's literallythat should be part of my homework,
Got just as much juiceas the fucking show itself.
It's crazy.

(36:09):
How the season premiere came out.
And I was really excited.
Really wanted to see, like,who's coming back?
Where is everybody at?Where their lives at,
what's up?
And Janet had her baby.
Obviously, Janet and Jason have the baby,so they're going to become even more
boring than they were in season one.

(36:31):
I'm just kidding. Janet's a walking.
I'm still thinking about getting that icemaker, though.
I think you should.
Why haven't you got you just.
You're just going to waitfor the right day?
It's just $200. Oh, it's a lot.
What's special about this ice?
What kind of ice is chicken nugget ice.
It's like really nice shape.
And listen,I have ice trees, but I'm just.

(36:51):
I'm too lazy. So I've been buyingice, and that seems silly.
It is silly.
So, like, I could probably paint. Here,let me show you the.
Well, never mind.I know you're on my phone.
It's just.
It's just like nugget ice, you know?
Like, really good ice.
Yeah, I know what you mean.
And it comes with really goodice is kind of worth it.

(37:11):
All right, I'll keep you posted.
Drink more water.
I drink so much water.
I'll drink some right now.
It's important.
Drinking water is important. Okay.
So we're coming into the show,
and we instantly see,like a three minute video
about Jax and Brittany's marriagecompletely falling apart in

(37:35):
Jax allegedlyfinding out that Brittany sent
titty photos to this guy named Julian,
who also hooked up with Lala
at one point.
And he's part of his 20 guy text group.
There's like a 20 guy text groupthat all of the guys in
the Valley are in,plus other guys and Julian.

(37:59):
And I guess that
the iPad.
So their kid plays with Britney's iPad,which is connected to her phone.
So Jax who he, you know,he went in there looking.
Oh yeah, I'mpretty sure he said it at one point.
He went in there looking in the iPadand found that Britney sent boob

(38:22):
pictures to Julian,
which is kind of weird because that's herkids, her kids playing on that.
But I mean, you see them,
she she probably was literallylike muting it or something.
And Jax went and looked and he was pissedand he flipped a coffee table
and it like, hit her knee.
And she was like, injured. Yeah. Insane.
Not good.
So dark start to season two.
And Jake said, showme a guy who wouldn't react the same way.

(38:46):
I think a lot
of a lot ofmen would not have a lot of guys jumping.
Literally millionswould not react that way.
He's just so like narcissistic.
And because of that, Britney'slike very objectified to him.
You know, she's like a possession.
Yeah.
When he like, made her get biggertits than she wanted when he was like,

(39:07):
I'm paying for these boobs.
I think you should get Double D's.
Like, I hated that video.
That's insane.
It's insane.
Oh, there is something to say about Janet.
She went on a podcast and said
that Kristen and Zachwanted her baby to die.
They wanted her to miscarry.

(39:27):
And I was like, that is such a
is outrageous, outrageous.
That is outrageous.
And you know, what's so funny is like,I know they
literally made that commentin like a joking, dramatic fashion
and was slightly serious about it,but they weren't serious about it.

(39:49):
Yeah.
And to go on a podcast and be like,yeah, no, I'm pretty sure they don't.
They did not want my pregnancyto go to full term, full term
because they wanted me to because ofthat fight. And. Jax. Yeah,
but I couldn't believe it.
I couldn't believe it.
So but I'm actually kind of excitedbecause we need more of this.
We need Janet to just really put her footon the gas pedal for season two.

(40:09):
My favorite thing that she didthis episode was
when she was apologizing to Kristenfor saying that on that podcast.
And then and then like, Kristenwas kind of accepting it, but not really.
And then Janet was like,she's the best thing for any apology.
She goes, are are you sorry for anything?
Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah. That bothered me so much.

(40:30):
So much.
It bothered me so much.
It's like no bitch were on your apology.
Are you going to apologize to meabout anything like, the big way?
And then she called,Zach demonic or something.
What did she said he, like, literallyhad demonic activity or something.
Yeah, his demonic actions.

(40:51):
Yeah, he is of the devil.
And I'm kind of really impressedthat Kristen, like, heard her in real time
and was like, no,I'm not apologizing for anything and stop
like then insulting Zachand saying Zach's demonic or whatever.
None of this stuff is true.
Janet, you made this stuff up.
Also, to call someone demonic.

(41:12):
What an adjective.
Like, no, I gotta use that.
So we're going to use that today.
Natalie and I were like,I don't know what me to say. It.
We're playing bocce, we're in Easter,a little Easter garden party,
and we were playing boccebecause I brought my bocce set.
I was like, ooh,garden party. I'm bringing bocce.
And she threw, she threw her ball

(41:33):
and something made her say, Lordy, lordy.
And I said,we got to say Lordy, lordy, more
to be done up. I'm.
To be.
I think we need to talk aboutthe real demons.
Michelle and Jesse.
Oh, God. It's crazy. And this.
And I think they are going to be likethe star couple of the season.

(41:58):
The first thing I thoughtwhen I saw Jesse was that he.
His hair looks so much better.
He got a good, really good haircutand his arms look really good.
And I hate that.I thought those two things.
You are disgusting, Ana.
Yeah, I just that just shows youhow desperate I am.
You're just such a guy.
Yeah. No, I think I'm just lonely.
Oh. I'm sorry. That's okay.
I just haven't had sexin a very long time.

(42:19):
So when I saw the shape of his arms,I was like, that's really nice.
When you saw Jesse. Yeah. You know what?
Jesse should offermore than just being a fucking pig, right?
So maybe we should sexualize him, too.
That's what I think.Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah. I'm not.
I'm not proud of this.
Yeah, he and I,and I don't doubt that he looks great.
He's the total type of jackass that, like,

(42:42):
would he's doing everything possible.
And he will continue tofor the rest of the season, do everything
possible to make Michelle's lifea living nightmare.
And that will includegoing to the gym every day
and making sure she's looking as goodas physically possible.
That's like the baseline of his revenge.
Oh God, it made me so mad when he was likethis new girl that I'm dating.

(43:03):
She really holds up a mirror to me.
You know, Michelle never did that.
She she let me be an awful husband.
And then complained about it.
So like,it's it's it's then she told me later.
So it's all her faultI hate him. He does look good.
I really hate him.
I knew he's just such a piece of work.
He's such a piece of work.

(43:24):
And like he when he goes upto her, the white party and is like.
Well, I heard you met with, some,
some school counselor person or whatever.
And he's like, well,maybe she'll come to Orange County.
And she's like,
just because you're datingsomeone in Orange
County doesn't mean our kid's going topick up for high school in Orange County.
He's like, the school districtsare really good over there.

(43:45):
He's just doing everything he can doto piss her off.
And then literally in the confessional,he's like, yeah, did I say that's just
to piss her off? Yeah.
How do you feel about, Michelle'snew boyfriend, Aaron?
Well, I can see that Jesse's startingto spin a little web
that she was talking to Aaronbefore they divorced him, and he's trying
to, like he said, in a clip that I shared

(44:09):
at the beginning of our last episode
From the Valley to season premiere,red carpet.
He's like in an interview,he talks about how this guy
Aaron comes on the showand isn't afraid to, like, jump in,
come to events with the rest of the group,and like be there for Michelle.

(44:30):
And it isn't great at first, but
they have a one on one conversationin Hawaii at the end of the season
and like,talk about things between the two of them
and something happens and he's like,and it just gave me a lot of insight as to
like when their relationshipstarted to happen,
when theywhen they were emotionally connecting.

(44:51):
And he's using words like that.
So I can tell that, like,
even though the show's over and he'srecording these aftershow episodes now
and the episodes are coming out,he's trying to probably start
to spin as a little divorce webthat, like, she was not faithful.
Interesting.
So I think, okay, sonow to answer your question about Aaron,
I think both Jesse and Michellehave moved on very fast.

(45:14):
Yeah.
Michelle, coming out of somethingso toxic with someone so toxic, like Jesse
really needs time to, like, understandand break down what she went through.
And I don't think she did it.
Yeah, and I think a partner can help herdo that.
Like,maybe Aaron can help her do that. But.
And she does just deserve to be happy.
But I don't know if she'sgoing to truly be able to value

(45:37):
that if Aaron is even that
there's a chanceAaron's a piece of shit like Jesse
and she just ran into another one,or there's a chance.
Yeah, that there was some overlapand she he's already been helping her
get over itbecause because you know him about it.
Exactly.
And I'm kind of like thinking to myself,what dude starts a relationship
with a girl on a reality showand wants to come on right away?

(45:59):
Yeah. He didn't even miss a season.
He didn't even, like,let her go film and like,
come to 1 or 2 partieslike he's in the pilot episode.
That's true.
Yeah.
He's like right away in itand like, wants to be on the show.
So I kind of like getI kind of like question his intentions.
He makes me feel betterabout having a receding hairline, though.

(46:22):
Sarah.
Like, it's pretty pretty far back,but it looks good.
We need that
because the rest of these guys
have been hairlines on the showto showed up with his like, you know,
it's compromised,but it looks really good.
Compromised.
I mean, this note right here,
they keep talking about these like goatcheese balls that sir are they good.
Oh we're going to have themI'm going to take you when you come to LA.

(46:44):
We're going to go to sir.
And you can have a goat cheese balland we'll have a pump.
Teenie. Okay.
And then we will go to.
Well, the thing is something about heris like a daytime thing.
So we'll have to do that a different time.
But they have really good sandwiches.
And then we'll go to Tomtomand we'll have more drinks there.

(47:05):
And we'll just like take in the town,do the whole tour.
My thing is like, if you're like, like,sure doesn't seem that fancy to me.
Like,the food doesn't seem that fancy to me.
Not. Yeah.
It's not it's not goat cheese balls. It's.
Maybe it was fancy.
Maybe it was fancy.
Like 15 years ago when this placecame out, like, it's it's not at all now.

(47:25):
Like, it's definitely the place nowwhere you go if you're a Bravo fan,
you come to LA, you go there.
If you are
doing like
a girls bra, it's literally for peoplethat like Bravo.
Yeah, like regular neighborhoodpeople aren't going to sur.
It's been there toolong and like LA does have a restaurant

(47:48):
cycle like things do cycle in and outand be like,
businesses will close and reopenwith new managers,
or they'll just change the name of itand change the menu
just so that it's like a new hot thing,because LA has restaurant turnover
and people kind of expect that.
Like there's very few placesthat solidify themselves
in like LA dining cultureand the hotels do a good job of it.

(48:09):
So like eating at the Chateau Marmontor like the Beverly Hills
Hotel at the Polo Loungeor something like that.
Like those are foundational restaurantsthat haven't really gone anywhere forever.
And thenyou also have, like the old Townee
R Deco spots,the old Hollywood spots, like,
Musso and Franksor like the smokehouse that we saw.
Jackson, Kristin.

(48:30):
And she's vegetarian. Yeah. Yeah.
And like,so you have those kinds of places
that usually lasts pretty long,but like a restaurant like sur,
which is like a restaurant and bar in,like boys, I call it Boys Town.
I know it's like LGBTQ plus,but it's got lots of Go-Go boys.
And so that's why I called Boys Town.

(48:50):
So it's mostly for the boys there on SantaMonica to be in that neighborhood.
Those places generally turn over and sirhas it, but I think it's because of Bravo.
And like the show.
But I think the new Vanderpump Rulesmight breathe some fresh life into it.
I don't think they're picking that upwithout a strategy.
So, wait, can you tell me more about it?
Like what's what doing is like a new cast,Nick.

(49:12):
New people. Yeah.
All new young people that workat the restaurant make the new show.
Oh, okay. Interesting.
I don't know anything about itbesides that.
Okay. I'm obviously I'm interested.
I've been to serve beforewhen they're filming.
Because I took my friend, oneof my friends, Megan, that, like, loves.
Bravo to there.
On a Tuesday night

(49:32):
when they were filming Vanderpump Rulesand it was like, see you next Tuesday.
And James Kennedy was DJ.
And like Ariana and Katie Lala,they were all there in a booth.
And like, Tom and Jax were thereand were there at one point.
It was it was crazy.
Oh my God.
Arianais kind of getting on my nerves too.
Oh she is. Yeah.

(49:53):
I mean she's like when Kristen triedsketch comedy and she was like,
oh yeah, that actually really offends me.
Like that was kind of like,all right, girl,
she actually offends mebecause I'm an improv artist
and like your friend who's a stand upand none of her jokes are original.
What I saw on YouTube was an original.
It was really funny.

(50:14):
I just like,
I just think it's hilarious that someone'sdeclaring improv is their thing, right?
And it's so funny because she, like,literally goes on to do Broadway.
Oh, right. It wasn't she in Chicago. Yeah.
After the scandal ball thing. Right.
And she and peoplesaid she was really good, I believe it.
I mean, Roxie Hart is alwayslike a celebrity slot, right?

(50:36):
But she did that.
She went on Dancing With the starsand she killed it like she is talented.
It's just crazy because you never see,like, any of it on the show.
Yeah, I remember I saw, like,a bit of Kristen's real when she was like,
getting it put together by some editor,and that was kind of crazy.
That was really funny. I, I,we I love that.

(50:56):
Oh my God.
Wait, did I everdid you ever find out about, Oh my god.
Okay. I'm like,oh my God, I got it, I got it.
Okay.
So, in the season four, Tom Sandoval
recorded his music video for his band.
Yeah.
And the song was called Touch in Public.
Yeah. Like we should touch in public. Tip.

(51:19):
Do you know this story about his band? Me?
No. Okay.
So he was like, this is the bandthat I'm in with my mate Isaac,
and we're going to make like,this is going to be a long thing.
Like, I looked it up.
They releasedonly this single touch in public.
And then I looked up his band mateand his band
mate, like, became this, like, crazyQAnon person.

(51:42):
And like,they got into some really shady shit.
And then he believed
that he was the reincarnation of Judas.
I know, and he wrote a letter to sayingsorry
to Jesus Christ, Donald Trump and QAnon.
And then he jumped off an overpassin Arizona into oncoming traffic and died.

(52:04):
So that wasn't talked about on the show?
No, no, it's it's that crazy.
That's crazy.
I mean, probablybecause he commit suicide.
They didn't want to like,bring that up on the show but know.
But there is
but there are
moments where like I think I do remember
that Tom does lose somebody,

(52:26):
but I think it's when did that happen?
Let me check,because Tom, I think Tom did lose someone,
but it was like after scandal all
and everyone was like,
who cares if he's hurting
2019?
So maybe like a season nine ish?

(52:47):
Oh no, I don't think,I don't think I ever heard of that.
That was wild.
Isn't that crazy?
That's what I look like this whole time.
Give it to me not to give it up.
But I wanted to give it to me.
I could be the one, but

(53:09):
maybe I could be the one.
But I was listening.
Brittany wanted to have a white party.
She wanted to have her moment.She's single.
She's single now.
Wait. Can we get a Brittany voice?
So I'm single now,and I'm going to have date night,
and I'm going toshow up late to my own party.

(53:30):
That's right.
I'm going to curl my hairthe way I like it, and I'm going
to show up late to my own white party,and everyone's going to be there.
And it's going to be funnybecause Jax can't come.
He's not invited because he does cocaine.
And that's not all right,but especially not at my white party.
I'm going to throw a white partythat Jax can't come to in the only thing.

(53:54):
And when I walk in,people are going to be excited to see me.
And I'm.
And then my son is going to be at homewith his iPad where I put my titties on it
to stand to my friend.
Oh, my.
And I don't careif Jack sees my titties on the iPad,

(54:15):
because Cruz is going to use itto buy his guys and my tail.
It's just gonna be on there,
and he's running around
town with these sluts anyway, he's.
We separated.We said we could hook up with
other people,and he's the fucking other people from.
I can't hear
exactly. Brittany.
She's got a point.
Yeah, so she did.

(54:37):
If she showed up late, it was on purpose.
It was because she was the momentthe party was,
downtown, somewhere on some rooftops.
I thought it was pretty cool looking.
It did look nice. I miss rooftop parties.
I want to see Britney get drunk,and I want to see her, like chasing
guys down at these bars.I would love that.
I want to see her trying to matchthe previews of the rest of the season

(54:59):
look really good. It looks insane.
It looks insane.
I my favorite shotthat just is like anchored in my brain.
Is Michellethrowing a drink on Jesse? Yes,
in a in a kitchen somewhere.
The line that stuck out to me was
Kristen and Luke were on a boat.
I think he was proposing to her.

(55:20):
And like, she just, like, turns aroundand out of nowhere he's like,
Will you be the catch of my lifetime,baby?
I hate that
he did it. It's like it was over.
Well, it was just like,I just be like, I guess
is, I guess what you should say.
But that's the onlythe only correct response is what?

(55:41):
What she said.
I hope so cutaway.
She was like,probably ready for like Kristen gives me.
There's this girl, her name is Lindsay,and she's on summer house.
And like at the beginningwhen Summer House
first started, we're like on seasonnine now, when Summer House first
started, Lindsay was dating this guyand she was like, this is my timeline.

(56:05):
And she literally had like an eight yearplan of like,
we're going to date for two years.
We're going to move in together,
we're going to get engaged,we're going to have kids.
Like, she had this timeline.
And even though she's been throughmany break ups
and have many boyfriends,she's still stuck to the timeline.
And she's she just had her first kid.

(56:25):
And like, it's crazy that, like,nothing can get in that girl's way.
Like nothing can get in the Lindsay's way.
And LindsayHubbard is a great example of that.
And Lindsay and in this moment,
Kristen Doty
reminds me of Lindsay,because I feel like Doty
knew that Luke had to propose on like,if they didn't talk about it,

(56:47):
it's because Luke already knewthat he had to propose on the show.
Yeah, Kristen wants to have like, herhappily ever after.
A moment like her full arc of going from
being being one of the mean girls to like,
having the affair with their best friend,to like her redemption arc,
to like being on this new showand getting engaged
on this new show.

(57:10):
And like,
yeah, it is giving that timeline situationbecause yeah they're like
still not sure if there's going to bein the same city but like let's have a kid
also chain I guess we should get engaged.
Yeah it's insane.
I feel like they're just sayingthey're not going to be in the same city
because, well, there's no wayLuke is going to move to LA.

(57:33):
Yeah, like he does not like these people
and he does not like L.A.
He got a good haircut too.
I have to say, I.
Know he does not like L.A..
He's like, in their little therapysession, he was like, I will never let
you know.
Even if they do half the year here,half the year there.

(57:54):
It's just like with some of these realityshows, it's just kind of crazy
because they are based on where they live.
And it's weird when they if they movedto another city or something like,
you can't just
show up for filming and pretendyou live there, like, that's weird.
What about Nia and Danny?
She is talking about getting pregnantagain and we know she gets pregnant again

(58:15):
because we see it on the red carpetfor the season two premiere.
Listen, I'm already like
being outnumberedwith three kids to add another one.
I mean, I get it.
She just she's like,I just want to, like, I want my body back.
I just want to have the kid and, like,check the box because I guess, like,
four is the sweet number that she wants.

(58:37):
But how are they going to raise four kids?
I mean, they must move to Santa Claritaat some point.
I guess
it's kind of it's kind of great
because I feel like them making this show
does work into their plan.
Yeah, like Danny's an actorand she's a pageant

(58:57):
beauty queen coach,and they want to have a family.
And they're making this show,which is about having a family.
That's true.
So it's kind of like the best timeto do it, even though it's insane.
And they're the onesdoing it the best as well.
Yeah, I still love them.
I love the shit out of them.
And she looked so beautifulon that red carpet.

(59:20):
I couldn'tbelieve it over their fourth kid.
And she still looks at stunning.
It's like she should be lecturing.
She should have a book.
Didn'tyou look into her like coaching stuff?
Literally.
I was like, I want this woman to coach meto be beautiful.
So that mean it's like sheshe coaches pageant queens, but I'm like,
so I'll just tell her I'm it ever coach mehow to be beautiful.

(59:41):
Just like make up the pageantthat you're going to be in.
It's literally the form.
The submission form does want to knowwhat pageant like circuit you're on?
I was just going to rate the Valley,
looking hot in North Hollywood.
Thank you so much.

(01:00:12):
Jasmine and Jasmine's girlfriend.
Who, I may or may not have found outthat they're engaged already.
How'd you find that out?
It was like somesomeone called her fiancé in some press.
You didn't watch the aftershow,so you're going to have to watch it.
Oh, yeah.
What did I miss?
It's pretty juicy. First, you missed that.

(01:00:32):
They brought in Sheena,Lala Brock, and Tom Schwartz,
which makes me believe that they're just,like, trying to slowly get us comfortable
with them being involved becausethey brought them into the after show.
Oh, okay.
Well, that might that be nice?
I mean, I already miss these.
I mean, I knowI don't miss the characters.
I'm very much in their lives, but I'mexcited to see what adopt them looks like

(01:00:55):
I miss them. I haven't watchedVanderpump in like ten hours.
I'm into I'm into it.
As long as they bring it.
Yeah, okay.
And I think Sheen and Lala will bring it,but I just don't want to feel stupid.
Or if they're going to be stupid
and they're going to try to self produceand stuff.
I want them to break the fourth walland call them out.

(01:01:16):
Like I want them to be like, Thomas,
you are just trying to look good on cameraright now.
Like, I want them to say things like thatto each other.
I probably would do that.
Yeah, if they know.
Well, everyone does,you know what I'm saying?
Like,
I want themto call each other out like that
if they're trying to, like,frame up a story a certain way.
And it's not like authentic,I want them to call each other out on it.

(01:01:37):
I don't want to, like, be able to.
I don't want them shying awayfrom doing that to preserve our
our suspended beliefwhile we watch the show.
Don't be a Jason.
Actually bring something to the table.
Jason brings them in table,
but we do hear thathe takes his wedding ring off right?

(01:01:58):
Which is so corporate a worker'scomp attorney have him on the court.
Oh, absolutely. Yeah.
Taking his ring off after work.
He's a real pro.
I did, and I also learned on the aftershowthat I guess the first couple months
of Kristen's pregnancybecause she's pregnant too.
Spoiler alert.

(01:02:20):
Her hormones were so crazy
that like, Lukedidn't think they were going to make it.
And like they were fighting a lot.
And I really hopesome of that is on the show.
The thought of her specificallywith the hormone imbalance
makes me really concerned.
I actually think that maybe having thisbaby, like,

(01:02:42):
will be better for her hormones,because she'll be getting them
tested and maybe, after the pregnancy,if there's any irregularities,
they can help.
Kristen.
Does she I don't think I don't thinkshe's like bipolar.
I don'tI think that she is just triggered.
Well,I think they said in some, some reunion

(01:03:03):
that they had like borderlinepersonality disorder.
Oh, what?
We forgot to talk about Jesse callingKristen over
and saying to her that she was right.
Oh yeah, we forgot to talk about that.
How genius of it, of Jessewas it to do that?
Because he literally calls Kristen over
who comes in with a shirt that says petty,petty, petty, petty, petty.

(01:03:25):
And they sit in the garden and Jesse
goes,you were right about almost everything.
She was she was cheating on me,and I wasn't ready to see it.
And I was being mean and taking her side,and I didn't want to see and if there's
anything Kristen needs to hearmore in life, it's your ear, right?

(01:03:46):
It's that you were right.
And so after,
especially after last season with like,all the gaslighting of Janet stuff.
And so yeah, the fact that Jesse did thatand said just the perfect thing
is now going to unlock Pandora's box,
Kristen is going to tell he'sgoing to slowly
seep every secret that Michellemight have had out of Kristen.

(01:04:10):
Yeah, he's going to be tryingto get dates, timelines,
receipts, like screenshots, everything.
Yeah. Every literally.
And and he's securing it.
And in just one apology, she's like,I guess I'm Team Jesse.
I know. And he's like,who would have thought?
Of course we knew that.
Like there was great potential for themto come together in this season because

(01:04:33):
Michelle did tell them all that stuffand then in the moment
was denying it on camera.
Like she did tell Brittany that stuff.
And so I of course Michelle'snot going to like go and be friends
with Kristen because she aired it outon camera this season.
But I'm just surprised that Jesselike was capable of saying

(01:04:55):
that someone else was right.
I know he wasn't taking any accountabilityexcept for like,
being angry and flying off the handle,which that alone just impressed me.
I didn't think he could even do it.
Yeah,
I was just thinking about his arms again.
That just goes to showhow powerful of a monster this guy is,
because Jax can't even do that.

(01:05:16):
Jesse's like another evolution of Jax.
Oh, my God.
When he was like, when Jax was like,oh yeah.
Am I really, like,the worst person ever alive?
Come on.
I was like, I'm having a hard timethinking of worse people.
He's just the way he goes about the planetand things are things.
It's just wild.

(01:05:37):
And now we're going to watcha whole season of Jax.
Like, crying about his sobriety.
And that probably sounds bad, but, like,I just it's like it's going to be a ha.
I'd rather just have him coked out againyelling at everybody.
Is that wrong?
I'm like is everso he was so coked out when he said to.

(01:05:58):
And he said to Sandoval,he was like, stop trying to pretend like
you're the number one guy in this group.
I'm the number one guy.And that's amazing.
It was amazingthe fact that they were like,
they were so closebecause they lived together.
They're so close.
Like the fact that they're fightingabout something like that to hilarious.
The fact that Jax was like checking himlike an alpha dog, like get back in line.

(01:06:21):
The number one guy in thegroup was hilarious.
He was.
He was just talking about his band.
So embarrassing.
So. And you know what, Tom Schwartz,I saw a clip.
I forget where I saw it,
but Tom Schwartz, I think it wasthe aftershow was like, can I tell?
Can I tell them what your tell is?
When Jax has done a line of coke,he holds his cup underneath.

(01:06:46):
So normally when you're drink havinga drink, you hold the cup like this.
But if Jax is done
the pasta as they say,have you seen that yet?
On Vanderpump?
The pasta.
Oh, it's a big fight that Lala and JamesKennedy get it in about the pasta.
It's not about the pasta.

(01:07:07):
And everyone, everyonewatching the show thought for sure
they were fighting about cocaine.Oh, okay.
It wasn't really pasta.
They were using pasta as a code word,so you'll see.
Yeah, but it's not about the pasta.
So whenever Jax was doing pasta, cocaine,
he would holdthe glass like underneath it like this.
Like he'd the minute he'd met the glass.

(01:07:28):
And it was like a funny towel.
And that's how they would jokethat they knew that he was charged up
to him, hitting the slurps,shredding the fresh pal.
It's Blizzard type.
Gnarly.
Okay, what's what's one thingyou want to see this season?
Okay, this season I really want to see.

(01:07:50):
I want to see Janet
at full power.
And I feel like she's pulling back.
I feel like this season, just theconversation we saw with her and Kristen
talking about how
like she was trying to apologizeto Kristen
and get Kristen's favor, clearly.

(01:08:13):
And Kristen's like,I don't need you and the star.
And I feel like Chrisor Janet cares about public opinion,
and because public opinionis kind of against her right now,
I think she's going to pull backand not be, like, completely evil.
But I really do want her to get so infused

(01:08:33):
with power that we seeJanet at full force.
I want to know how much power she's got.
She's donesome crazy shit, just, like back handedly.
I want to see, like,when she get really gets messy.
What it's like.
Yeah, that'll be nice. Yeah.
I want to see her.
If this is the Coliseum,I want Janet, like, out there by herself.

(01:08:55):
Yeah.
Flexing.
What do you want?
I think I want to see.
I want to see Britney like,
kind of unhinge a little bit and like,yell at Jax and like, I don't know.
I want to see her stand up for herselfmore and, like, date and stuff.
I want to see I really want to seeBritney, like, go out and date.

(01:09:15):
I want to see her going onlike 15 dates with guys.
I want a montage of dates, my date,my only context of her, like right now
is like he flew her out
to come live with him and then, like,bought her titties like nothing.
Everything is happening to her.
Like she's not makingany decisions in her life.
And I want to see her do that here. Like,oh my God.

(01:09:37):
It was like Lala said something like, oh,it was when Lala and Jax were flirting
and he said in front of Sheenaand Kristen like,
I want to fuck you infront of these two right now.
And then later like
lied to Britney about it and said thathe didn't say that and lol, I was like,
whatever, the truth is going to come outand she'll have to live with it.
I don't know, it could be like a month,a year, whatever, but it'll happen.

(01:10:01):
And I was like, wait, it's like nine, tenyears later and they're still together.
Like now the reckoning is ten years later.
I want to know, like,what's Britney like on her own?
Or like making these decisionsfor herself?
I do too, and I'm happy that she is Zach
because Zach'slittle slice of home for her.

(01:10:22):
And I think that he's
going to it's nicethat she has this group of friends
and it's nicethat she has these people in her life.
Because sometimes in your relationshipwith someone like a Jax,
you don't have anybody leftwhen you actually leave them.
And that's what keeps youin that relationship for nine years.
But Brittany hasmaintained a social circle,

(01:10:44):
so that'sreally great because she's a good person.
Yes. She is a really good person.
She's really kind.
Even though
she has donesome really suspicious things.
Like what?
Well, like stuffI haven't seen yet on Vanderpump.
Like think about,just think about the Valley
and like her involvementin some of these things.

(01:11:06):
Like she is the one that wentand told Janet
that Zach and Kristen said the baby thing,
like Britney was there and Britneyis the one that went and told Janet that.
Zach said that he wanted her to miscarry,allegedly.
Like not that, but like, you thinkI care about your baby being born.

(01:11:29):
I don't care about your baby being born.
Like he said something like that.
And then Britney went and told Janetand so I but in those instances,
I wonder, was that Britneyor was that her husband, producer Jax.
It's like,oh, you got to go tell Janet that.
Like, I could see it being I could see it.

(01:11:50):
I want to think it's more the latter.
Yeah.
But I also knowthere is a little itch in me
that says that Britney could not be 100%pure.
Yeah, that's true,but she is a really good person
and she's really sweet, and it'd be funto just see a montage of her going out
with the hot guysso that Jax has to be jealous of it.

(01:12:12):
Like on his own show.
Here's a rolodex of menthat Britney is going out with,
but I just honestly thinkit's going to take Britney a lot of time
to heal and like, grow into that personbecause she's kind of an empty shell.
Yeah.
And she kind of defines herself as being amom and that's easy to hide behind.
Still.
So I don't know. True,but I hope she does.

(01:12:32):
But that's what I want for her.
Yeah, that'd be beautiful.
That's what I want this season.
What do you want for Michelle and Aaron?
I don't even know.
I can't stand her either. Really?
To be honest.
I want I want mess with that, too.
I want Marchesa, I want lots,I want this, which I think will happen

(01:12:54):
because she throws a drink in Jesse'sface. But,
That was my stomach.
Did you hear it?
No, I didn't hear it.
I made a crazy noise.
Okay. Sorry.
No. You're fine. Your hair looks good.
My hair?
Yeah.Yesterday. It's filled in quite a bit.
Thanks.
Yeah.

(01:13:15):
Yeah, I guess.
Great. Don't do that.
I don't ruin it now.I just said it looks good.
Okay, this is my.
This is your number one complaint with me.
Whatever. We were like,hey, like, stop touching your hair.
Stop touching her.
Don't ruin it.
I just want to be there.
I just wanted to stay there.
I know, me too.
They know every time I touch,every time I bring my hand to my head,

(01:13:35):
I can hear you being like. Don't
leave it. Good, good.
Leave it.
I'm helping you. I'm. I'm still healthy.
I know you are.
You're like, sick of hair.
Still talking.
You wish on the star.I'm like, don't touch your hair.
Don't touch your hair. It looks fine.
Don't touch it.

(01:13:56):
It looks it looks great. It does.
Thank you. Yeah. Okay. Sorry.
Well, we have so much that we hope foron the Valley season two.
It's I you need to come out
to L.A..
I need to go to San Diego. We need to go.
I got to give you the tour.
Got to go to Jackson's. I got to get.We got to head up.
I'm gonna literally drive you to Ariana'shouse.
I'll. We'll get coffee.

(01:14:18):
We'll do a lap in the in the valley.
I'll be like, there's their house,there's their house, I pointed out to you,
and then we'll go have lunchat something about her,
and then we'll come back againlater on for drinks and.
And sir and Tomtom.
It's going to be so empty it.
Sir, I'm hoping that the new showis really good for Vanderpump Rules.
I'm really hoping that it does bring freshblood into that place and, like,

(01:14:41):
make it busy because I want the best forI want the best for that.
I want it to be good.
Yeah, I got I got to catch up.
You've got time I should packed.
I mean, I know what you've done.
You've done really good.
Thank you.I think you're going to have to.
As soon as we get off the phone.You should go watch that.
That aftershow. It's juicy.

(01:15:02):
Okay.
I'm sure there's things I forgotthat we'll have to talk about anyway.
Yeah, okay.
All right.
Well,thanks for coming on the episode, Thomas.
Great. Well,thank you for having me, Lindsay.
And I just want to thank the addictsfor coming to the meeting.
And, meeting adjourned.
And that's it for thisweek's meeting of Bravo Horlicks.

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Anonymous.
I want to thank Thomas Normanfor stopping by.
I would apologize for getting him addictedto Vanderpump Rules, but let's be real.
He watched five seasons in two weeks,all on his own.
That wasn't me.
If you had fun hanging out today, don'tforget to subscribe and leave a review.
It's the easiest way to support the showand stay in the loop

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on all things reality TV and pop cultureso you don't miss an episode.
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Meeting adjourned.
Until next time, keep your champagne coldand your taglines iconic.

(01:20:51):
I'm recording.
What were we talking about
in regards to the Valley?
Okay.

(01:21:13):
Okay,
great.
Great.
We're doing really good.
You're doing really good.
This is your first time doing it.
And it's going really well.
Okay, so we were talking.

(01:21:35):
We were talking about the Valley
season premiere, and,
you didn't watch the aftershow,so you're going to have to watch it.
It's pretty juicy.
First, you missed that they brought in
Sheena, Lala Brock and Tom Schwartz,
which makes me believe that they're just,like, trying to slowly get us comfortable

(01:21:58):
with them being involved becausethey brought them into the aftershow. So.
Yeah.
I mean.
I'm into I'm into it.
As long as they

(01:22:20):
bring it.
And I think Sheena and Lala will bring it.
But I just don't want to feel stupid,or if they're going to be stupid
and they're going to try to self-producedand stuff,
I want them to break the fourth walland call them out.
Like I want them to be like, Thomas,
you are just trying to look good on cameraright now.
Like, I want them to say thingslike that to each other.

(01:22:43):
If they will, everyone does.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like,
I want themto call each other out like that
if they're trying to, like,frame up a story a certain way
and it's not like authentic,I want them to call each other out on it.
I don't want them to, like, be able to.
I don't want them shying awayfrom doing that to preserve our
our suspended beliefwhile we watch the show.

(01:23:09):
Jason brings them in table,
but we do hear thathe takes his wedding ring off.
Which is so corporate
a worker's comp attorneyhave him on the corporate side,
taking his ring off after work.
And I did.
And I also learned on the aftershowthat I guess the first couple months

(01:23:30):
of Kristen's pregnancybecause she's pregnant too.
Spoiler alert
her hormones were so
crazy that, like, Lukedidn't think they were going to make it.
And like, they were fighting a lot.
And I really hopesome of that is on the show.

(01:23:56):
I actually think that maybe having thisbaby, like,
will be better for her hormonesbecause she'll be getting them tested
and maybe after the pregnancyif there's any irregularities,
they can help.
Kristen.
But I don't think I don't thinkshe's like bipolar.
I don'tI think that she is just triggered.

(01:24:18):
Okay.
Even a clap again, easily triggered. 123.
Oh wait, we forgot to talk about just
a guy.
We forgot to talk about Jesse.
Okay, so sorry about thata lot in the picture.
A little bit of technical difficultysaying a lot. She was right.

(01:24:41):
Yeah, we forgot to talk about that.
How genius of it, of Jessewas it to do that?
Because he literally calls Kristen overwho comes on.
Must look like a yeti in this category.
Petty, petty.
And they sit in the garden and Jesse goes,
you were right about almost everything.
She was.
She was.
Oh, yeah.
What did I miss? I wasn't ready to see it.

(01:25:03):
And I was being mean and taking her side,and I didn't want to see.
And if there's anythingKristen needs to hear more in life,
it's it's that you were right.
And so after especially after last seasonwith like, all the gaslighting
Janet stuff.
And so that I mean I already missed theseI mean and said just the

(01:25:24):
miss the characters.
I'm very much in their loss,but I'm excited to see what adult them,
I miss them.
I haven't watched it in like ten hours.
Slowly seep every secret that Michellemight have had out of Kristen.
Yeah, he's going to be tryingto get dates, timelines,
receipts like.
Yeah every literally.

(01:25:45):
And and he's securing it.
And in just one apologyshe's like, I guess I'm Team Jesse.
Of course.
Of course we knew that.
Like there was great potentialfor them to come together.
And I probably would because Michelle didtell them all that stuff
and then inthe moment was denying it on camera
like she did.

(01:26:06):
Tell Brittany that stuff.
And so.
I of course, Michelle's
not going to like,go and be friends with Kristen
because she's aired it out on camerathis season.
But I'm just surprised that Jesse, like,don't be a Jason actually bring something
that someone else was. Right.
I know he wasn't taking any accountabilityexcept for like,

(01:26:29):
being angry and flying off the handle,which that alone just impressed me.
I didn't think he could even do it.
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah,
that just goes to show real power.
Last year, this guy isbecause Jax can't even do that.
Jesse's like another evolution of Jax.

(01:27:00):
He's just the way he goes about the planetand things are things.
It's just the thought of her.
And now we're going to have to gowith the hormone.
Jax like crying about like sobriety.
And that probably sounds bad, but
like I just.

(01:27:20):
I'd rather
just have him coked out againyelling at everybody.
Is that wrong?
Is that wrong?
Does she ever get in?
Well, I think they said it was amazing
in that they were like they were so closebecause they lived together.

(01:27:41):
They're so close.
Like the fact that they're fightingabout something like that too.
Hilarious.
The fact that Jax is like checking himlike an alpha dog, like get back in line.
The number one guy in the groupwas hilarious.
Oh, yeah.
So embarrassing.
It was so great. And you know what?

(01:28:03):
Tom Schwartz, I saw a clip.
I forget where I saw it,
but Tom Schwartz, I think it wasthe aftershow was like, can I tell?
Can I tell them what your tell is?
When Jax has done a line of coke,he holds his cup underneath.
So normally when you're drinkhaving a drink, you hold a cup like this.
But if Jax is done

(01:28:24):
the pasta, as they say,have you seen that yet on Vanderpump?
Right. The pasta. Oh, it's a big fight.
That's so true.
And, James Kennedyget it in about the pasta.
Yeah, it's not about the pasta.
And everyone,
everyone watching the show thoughtfor sure they were fighting about cocaine.
It wasn't really pasta.

(01:28:44):
They're using post pasta as a code word,so you'll see it.
But it's not about the pasta.
So whenever Jax was doing pastaout of Kristen
yeah, he would holdthe glass like underneath it like this.
Like he screenshoteverything with the glass
and it was like a funny towel.
And that's how they would jokethat they knew that he was charged up.

(01:29:07):
I know, and he's like, yeah,
who would have thought?
It's right.
Gnarly.
Gnarly.
Well, I mean.
Okay.
This season I really want to see
I want to see Janet

(01:29:30):
at full power,and I feel like she's pulling back.
I feel like this season, just theconversation we saw with her and Kristen
talking about how,
like,she was trying to apologize to Kristen
and get Kristen Spavor, clearly.
And Kristen's like, I don't know, do.

(01:29:52):
And the star,
and I feel like Chris or Janet cares
about public opinion and becausepublic opinion is kind of against her.
Oh my God, when he was like,
I think she's going to pull backand not be like, completely.
And Jax was like, I really do.
Why am I doing, like,the worst person ever alive?
Come on.
With power.
That was like, I'm having a hard timebecause I want to know how

(01:30:14):
power she's got.
She's done some crazy shitjust, like back handedly.
I want to see, like,when she get really gets messy.
What? It's, like, kind of shocking. Yeah.
Yeah.
I want to see her.
If this is the Coliseum,I want Janet, like, out there
by herself.
It's like it's going to be like,
what do you mess?

(01:30:40):
Oh, my God, he was so.
He was so coked out when he said to.
Oh, he said to Sandoval,he was like, stop trying to pretend
like you'rethe number one guy in this group.
Yeah, I'm the number. Really?
Like, go out and date.
I want to see you're going onlike 15 dates with guys.
I want a montage of dates.
Yeah.

(01:31:01):
Hilarious.
And he was.
He was just talking about his band.
That's all.
Yeah. Wow.

(01:31:42):
Okay. No.
No, I'm actually I do too.
And I'm happy that she is Zach.
Because Zach'slittle slice of home for her.
And I think
that he's going to be okay.

(01:32:04):
It's nicethat she has this group of friends,
and it's nicethat she has these people in her life,
because sometimes in your relationshipwith someone like a jackass,
you don't have anybody leftwhen you actually leave them.
And that's what keeps youin that relationship for nine years.
But Brittanyhas maintained a social circle,
so that's really great.
Hitting the slopes. Yes.

(01:32:24):
Shredding. Refreshing.
She's really kind.
Even though
she has done really suspicious things.
Well, okay.
What's what's one thingyou want to see this season like?
Think about just think about the Valley.
And like her involvementin some of these things.
Like she is the one that wentand told Janet

(01:32:48):
that Zach and Kristen said the baby thing,
like, Britney was
there, and Britney is the one that wentand told Janet that.
Zach said that he wanted her to miscarry,allegedly.
Like not that, but like, you thinkI care about your baby being born.
I don't care about your baby being born.
Like he said something like that.

(01:33:09):
And then Brittany went and told Janet,and so I but in those instances,
I wonder, was that Brittanyor was that her husband, producer Jax?
That's like, oh,you got to go tell Janet that.
Like, I could see it being I could see it.
I want to think it's more the latter,

(01:33:30):
but I also there is a little itch in me
that says that Brittany could not be100% pure.
Yeah. Very nice,
but she is a really good personand she's really sweet.
And it'd be funto just see a montage of her
going out with the hot guysso that Jax has to be jealous of it.
Like on his own show.
Here's a Rolodex of menthat I want to see.

(01:33:52):
I just want to see Brittany.
I think it's going to take Brittanya lot of time to kind of like,
unhinge a little bit and like,even if I'm like,
I don't know,I want to see her stand up for.
And she kind of defines herself as being amom and that's easy to hide behind.
Still.
So I don't know, but I hope she does it.
That'd be beautiful.
Yeah.

(01:34:13):
What do you my my only context of her,like, right now is like, he flew her out
to come live with him and then, like,bought her titties like nothing.
Everything is happening to her.
Like, she's not making any decisionsin her life.
And I want to see her do that here, like,oh my God.
It was like Lala said something like, oh,it was when Lala and Jax were flirting

(01:34:34):
and he said it in front of Sheenaand Kristen, like,
I want to fuck you in front of these tworight now.
Oh, okay.
And then later, like, lied to your hairlooks good.
So then he didn't say that
and lol I was like,whatever the truth, it's going to come out
quite a bitand she'll have to live with it.
I don't know, it could be like a month,a year, whatever, but it'll happen.
And I was like, wait,it's like I can ruin it.

(01:34:55):
Hours later and they're still together.
Like,now the reckoning is ten years later.
I want to know, like,
what's Brittany like on her ownor like making these decisions for her?
I just want it to be there.
I just want to stay there. Yeah, I know.

(01:35:15):
Okay.
Good good, good.
I'm helping you.
I'm still helping you.
I'm like I'm like Jiminy Cricket of hair.
And still telling
you wish on the starI'm like don't touch your hair
right.
It looks, it looks great.
Does. Yeah. Okay. Sorry.

(01:35:37):
Well, we have so much that we hope foron the Valley season two.
It's I you need to come out
to L.A., and then we need to go.
We need to go.
I got to give you the tour.
Like what?
I'm going to drive you to Ariana's house.
I'll. We'll get coffee.
We'll do a lap in the in the valley.
I'll be like,there's their house, there's their house.

(01:35:58):
I pointed out to you,and then we'll go have lunch at something
about her, and then we'll come backagain later on for drinks and
and sur and Tomtom.
It's going to be so empty it.
Sir, I'm hoping that the new showis really good for Vanderpump Rules.
I'm really hoping that it does bring freshblood into that place and like,

(01:36:18):
make it busy because I want the best forI want the best for that.
I want it to be good right?
You have a lot to watch.
I mean,
what you've done really good.
You done really good.
I think you're going to have to.As soon as we get off the phone.
You should go watch that.
That aftershow. It's juicy.

(01:36:39):
I'm sure there's things I forgotthat we'll have to talk about anyway.
Okay.
All right.
Well,thanks for coming on the episode, Thomas.
Okay, great.
Well,have a great night, and we'll talk soon.
Yeah.
That's true. Meeting's adjourned.Put your.
Grab your champagne with him. Here.

(01:37:01):
I'll record it later.
You can say. Meeting adjourned.
Do you want to declare unison?
Meeting adjourned.
Thank you for attending, Alex.
The meeting is adjourned.
Yeah, that was good.
Do it again.
I think I talked over you.
I don't know, think.
Thank the addictsfor coming to the meeting in a jury room,

(01:37:24):
but that's what I want for her.
Yeah,
that's what I want to see them.
Meeting adjourned.
See you next week.
I don't even know.I can't stand her either. Really?
We to the Lala Kent song with TJ.
I want, I want, man, she's like rapping
with Jesse.
Yeah.I can't believe I love that you love.

(01:37:45):
Which I think there's definitely stringswhere I get likes, but,
And but like, when
she raps and stuff and it goes, like,kind of like Ebonics on us.
Isn't that so pretty?
No. You're fine.
Have you seen the fight?
I had a puppy yesterday.
You're gonna love it.

(01:38:05):
You, like, puts fingergun in someone's face?
Yeah. Okay. I'm a pop. You.
I'm a catch a case.
She always saysthat she's gonna like this.
This is your number one can with me.Whatever.
We were like. Like a legal. Stoptouching your hair. Stop.
I think it means it'slike she's going to do something bad.
She's going to end uphaving a legal case against her.
I know, me too.
I every time I turn,every time I bring my hand to my head,

(01:38:27):
I can hear you being like.
Don't you know what's clever?
This giant might keep it.
Can you hear me? Yeah.
Yeah, I know you are.
You are, I cancel, stop recording.
But I'm.
So does your hair.
It looks fine.
Don't touch it.

(01:38:50):
Think you.
We need to go to sir.
Yeah.
I go to Jackson's.
I got to go.
We got to head up all the.
Okay.

(01:39:18):
Okay.
Jackson's.
Yeah.

(01:39:39):
Yeah, I got it.
I got to catch up.
In fact,I should probably go do that right now.
I know I'm, like, halfway done.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Okay, I will.
Yeah.

(01:40:03):
Thank you for having me, Lindsay.
It's a pleasure, as always.
Is the meeting adjourned?
Oh. Oh, I was like.
Oh, my God, I would love to.

(01:40:23):
I, thanks for letting me shareat the meeting today.
Meeting is adjourned.
What do I say?
Okay, okay.
Great.Well, thank you for having me, Lindsay.
And I just want to thank the addictsfor coming to the meeting.

(01:40:44):
And, meeting adjourned.
Noise.
Oh, my God.
Yeah.
That song was so bad.

(01:41:11):
Oh, that is awful.
Yeah, I haven't seen that yet, but.
No, I'm excited for that.
Okay.
Is she drunk?

(01:41:32):
I don't even know what that means.
Oh. That's clever.
I like that.
Yes. Stop recording.

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