Motherhood: where confidence turns into crisis in the time it takes to Google “baby poop color chart.” One second, you’re thriving. The next? You’re in full-blown meltdown mode at 2 a.m., convinced your kid has worms—only to realize bananas have strings.
Welcome to the unfiltered reality of new mom life, where your most humiliating moments could double as stand-up comedy. Lactation leaks that left a grocery store bag boy permanently scarred? Been there. Diaper blowouts that defy physics? Done that. And let’s not even talk about the Google search history that would terrify an FBI agent.
This episode is a hilarious, no-holds-barred confessional for every mom who’s ever: ✅ Mistaken fruit fibers for parasites ✅ Negotiated with a tiny, overtired dictator ✅ Had a lactation mishap that made the checkout line at the grocery store, your personal wet t-shirt contest (but not the "fun" kind) ✅ Witnessed a diaper detonation so extreme, even the baby looked concerned
And honestly? We may never recover from ANY. OF. IT.
If you’ve cried, laughed, or sent an “is this normal??” text to a mom friend in the last 24 hours, this one’s for you. New episode drops at midnight. Listen, relate, and know—you are NOT alone in the chaos.
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