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July 15, 2025 30 mins

Discover how trained astronauts, assembled rockets, and planned lunar bases fell victim to the most destructive force in the universe: bureaucratic entropy.

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In this episode of The Multiverse Employee Handbook, we explore the cosmic tragedy of Apollo missions 18 through 20, combining space exploration history with the peculiar art of cancelling the impossible just as it becomes inevitable. Whether you're a space enthusiast mourning humanity's missed opportunities or a project manager familiar with the sting of budget cuts, this episode will leave you questioning the laws of fiscal thermodynamics.

Join us as we explore lunar geology through the lens of cancelled dreams and corporate quarterly reviews. In this episode, we present "The Phantom Launch Window" - a tale of what happens when Mission Planner Jenkins encounters quantum budget superposition and the peculiar bureaucratic forces that can transform Saturn V rockets from cosmic transportation into horizontal museum displays.

Discover how Richard Gordon spent three years mastering the geological intricacies of Copernicus Crater for a mission that would be cancelled faster than lunar regolith in vacuum, explore the advanced rover technology and nuclear-powered observatories that were ready for deployment, learn about helium-3 mining reconnaissance that was fifty years ahead of its time, and understand how far-side radio telescope concepts from 1970 are finally being implemented in today's space programs. We'll also examine how NASA's current Artemis program faces the same budgetary quantum mechanics that killed Apollo 18-20, proving that some cosmic forces are more powerful than rocket engines.

Discover why space exploration isn't just humanity's greatest adventure, but also our most expensive lesson in the difference between "mission ready" and "budget approved." Whether you're fascinated by cancelled space missions, curious about lunar geology, or just wondering how Tang became the beverage of cosmic disappointment, this episode blends historical tragedy with laugh-out-loud moments, taking you on an interdimensional journey through the graveyard of cosmic ambition.

Remember: in the multiverse of space exploration, every cancelled mission exists in a superposition of "what could have been" and "what the spreadsheet observed into nonexistence" until someone opens the filing cabinet marked "Strategic Priorities."

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AI Transparency: In a universe of AI-generated content, we believe in being transparent about what's human and what's not. Your time is valuable, and you deserve to know what you're experiencing. The narrator, David, is a professional voice actor who has digitized his voice through ElevenLabs' voice cloning technology and is fairly compensated for his vocal performance. Thumbnails are created with OpenAI, and music/sound effects come from Pixabay (which are generated by human artists - not AI). Everything else-the writing, jokes, research, sound editing, and interdimensional coffee consumption, is 100% human-made by a human.

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