Episode 13: Legendary Military Pranks, Guard Room Wind-Ups & Forces Banter

This week on The Muster Point Podcast, Stu and Steve dive headfirst into the glorious chaos of military pranks, the kind of wind-ups that range from “bit of a giggle” to “career-ending disciplinary”, all done in the name of morale (allegedly). From tinfoil-covered rooms to guard room wind-ups with accents dodgier than Steve’s admin record, it’s a proper squaddie special.

Whether you’ve ever woken up with shaving foam in your boots, had your locker mysteriously relocated to the roof, or been stitched up on exercise by your own section, this episode’s for you. No one’s safe when the pranks are flying, not even the RSM.

In This Military Podcast Episode:

• Legendary Pranks – From boot polish berets to missing weapons on exercise
• The Guard Room Gets a Call – Live prank calls featuring fictional officers and real confusion
• 3 Counties Radio, VE Day, and What’s Chizz Been Up To?
• Veterans & Forces News – Bergen-Belsen remembrance, Matt Goss sings for VE Day, and a 103-year-old WWII legend
• Listener SITREP – Your best military stitch-ups and one poor sod’s tale of mistaken ID

Muckers Remembered – A salute to the legends we served alongside

Why You Should Listen:

• Real-life laughs from two veterans who’ve been both prankster and victim
• Banter, bullshit, and brotherhood – unfiltered and unapologetic
• A top-ranked UK military podcast for veterans, serving personnel, and anyone who’s ever wrapped a mate’s car in cling film
• Proof that the guardroom is funnier than any sitcom (unless it’s your name on the charge sheet)

🎧 Tune in now and relive the brilliant bast*rdry that made military life unforgettable – and sometimes downright dangerous.

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