January 29, 2026 • 22 mins
Whether it was a parent when you were in high school or having 'an accident' in a parking lot, we share our most embarrassing moments. Rachael Gray from 105.3 HOT FM joins the podcast this week.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
All right, and we're back one of my favorite guests today.
It's two Michelle's My Question Podcast. Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, and yeah, we have a fan favorite in the house,
Rachel Gray.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hi, guys, Hi raight, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, last time we had you on was so fun. Yes,
the dog swallowed a condom. Yes, and it's always a
good time with you. The dog swallowed a condom that well,
frankly had stuff in it, I mean because I mean
it was filled.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The game was used by the man I now am
married to, who gave me two beautiful children.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
But it was your family dog. And yeah, parents were
where were they like gone for the world.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Honestly, my dad got a haircut and I thought I
could get it in real quick.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Were young, you need five minutes.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, but then they came home too early and then
all of a sudden we couldn't find the was the
dog ate it?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And then I looked through poop for like a week.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Your dad right out for a practice morning. You got
it on in on all the things. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, but thanks for having me again. I'm surprised I
was invited back.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
So last time. But that was fun. It's always fun.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Always a girl of fun with you here, I mean
the Rachel Gray from the Rachel Gray Show.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Stop it. I know with Rob Sparks, I have an
awesome partner. You guys had last week?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Right, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
He's the best. He predicted the future.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Why because he said I'll be in no he.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yes, he's no.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
We did tarot cars clown, Yes, she said so maybe
next week?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yes, that's why.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
God, we didn't get that. What's it about me?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What did?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
What else?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
He's saying about me? He loves what do you think
of me? He loves? We have this is I'm reticent
after the kind of thing about this one? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right, I mean you never know what what rage is
gonna bring, right, Always a good story.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's why we love it. I love it.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
So your favorite house, favorite favorite?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
All right, ask you a question. I want to go last.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hey, all right, what is your most embarrassing moments? And
I said, you know, for you and I all of us, really,
you know, we do embarrassing things every single day, and
a lot of people, and so I do not get
embarrassed easily anymore because I'm anymore good. I've done a
lot of really stupid ass things. Yeah, and I've been
(02:38):
plenty of embarrassed, and now I really just get.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You lose your menstrual cycle, you lose you're hearing, and you.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You lose embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, those things when you two out of three is great.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, two three is great. I agree with you. Yeah,
I could hear, but that's okay. Yeah, what I.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Was what the one thing that's just a minor embarrassment
thing is I did say to somebody. It was that
American eagle, h are you when are you due?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Did you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean I was in my twenties, but I was
mortified you as I was trying to be I was
trying to talk to her.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, somebody could be nine months pregnant. I'm not saying
thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
She goes, yeah, I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, because you know, like, what did they call that?
Have you heard of the omentum? Have you heard this?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
This is like women when we get older, we carry
weight in our stomach and then you know how some
women like it grows out.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I always think, well, what if it's an omentum? So
much I'm valing you to google it. This is the thing,
this thing, Yeah, I'm saying it right.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
My mom looked it up and told me about it,
and she was like, honey, I think I'm getting an omentum.
So I looked it up and I was like it
might be just put down the beer. Yeah, yeah, day
that ends, and why and she's drinking wine. I actually
had somebody ask me if I was due once.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, I was not pregnant, which was terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I worked at the salon. This lady, she was old,
and she was like telling me that what she says.
She was like, when are you too? And I was like,
I'm not due. I just like to drink and she
was like.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I was like you know what I mean, like you
drink a lot, you're like swollen. Well my whole body
was swollen.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Oh my god, she has what I was doing.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I was like, I'm not pregnant, and she goes, you
just don't know yet, double damn bitch.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't come back. Yeah, you
should have said I'm a virgin, right.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I wish I would have thought to say that. Actually,
but she had my number.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
She did the one of the one do you already
have the tattoo behind the ear.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, oh, definitely with ripping darts at that time.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Definitely, which is probably very jarring for a woman that
thinks I'm pregnant. Who thinks I'm just leaving ripping out
in my ninety six money Carlo with a stick out
my mouth.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Baby, you'll be.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Here in six months. Dan, what's yourful this embarrassing moment?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Oh, I have a couple.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I mean my dad.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh See, the thing about being this age is that
my dad just always embarrassed me. But now I get it,
like he got joy in embarrassing me.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I mean, because kids get embarrassed really easily.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, especially girls when they're trying to like boys. Okay,
I'm go to the school for the first time ever.
I don't know anybody there. We just moved there and
my cousins went there, so I was clinging on to them.
But I did make it for cheerleading, so I got
I was cheerleader. So I'm new to the school cheerleader
and I sit next to where I have a varsity
(05:36):
football game where freshmen, I sit next to Tommy Bisson,
who was the quarterback.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, like, oh my god, was like held my hand.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Like he liked you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, he was my like my first boyfriend, like for
a minute like you.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Then you know, I went to.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I was thirteen two weeks like a year, yeah, freshman,
I was thirteen. Now they text, They don't even talk
to each other.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
They break up, shot.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Right, they fall in love and they all via text.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But so so yeah. So I'm at the varsity game.
My dad comes up. We're up in the like fifth
or six bleacher up there where the freshmen are, and
we're arm in arm maybe, and he's got his arm
on my leg and I'm like, oh my god, Tommy Bisson,
he's making it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
We're holding hands, and I'm all cute. I think.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
My dad jumps up Ford he goes hemister girl. Everybody goes,
you know, they know my dad. He jumps up, whips
his shirt off and goes hey, Michelle. Michelle and I
look and I'm like, oh my god, and he goes
She's got a face like a fish, a shape like
a frog, and every time she kisses me, woo hot
dog in it rat baby.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
And I'm that must be some song.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
From the What is that song that's not like flattering
about dad?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
To say about my dad.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't think it was a face like a frog.
I think it's a face like a frog. Is shaped
like a fish. Maybe shaped like a fish, a face
like a frog. And every time she kisses.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Me, woo hot dog.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Neither way is that nice?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Also the fact that he went nipples out to shant
this cheer for you, Like, why didn't you have a
shirt on?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm mortifying, Like I think I cried. I think I cried,
like I.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Was so mad, dude?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Is she just like no?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
She walked ahead up on the late I can't, I
can't whatever, Bill, you know, whatever, Bill. We Vince and
I were laying We would go out to dinner and
then my dad would drive down at Pere Marquete, the
ovals Pere Marquette Beach where all the cool kids were.
We were not like until we drove, we were not.
Vinnie and I were laying in the back seat. We
did like on the floor in the back of the car.
We did not want to be seen by our friends
(07:29):
with our parents. Gross and my dad would pull up
to like our group of people, like they're playing like
back in black, our group people. My dad would pull
up and there's gym sewing all the cool kids and
my dad would go, have you seen Vinnie or Michelle
like laying in the back feet like no, and somebody go, hey,
mister grow and come up to the window, and.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You guys are dying in the back.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
We are like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So that and then the other time was when Kathy
Bess's mom came to pick us up. She was beautiful,
Kathy was beautiful. Came to pick Kathy up. We lived out,
we just moved up to Fruitport. Came to pick her
up and she was still one of my friends and
grand rapids. So her mom had to come get her.
And my dad went to shake her hand and step
down the stairs and fell face first and embarrass me.
(08:12):
I think that embarrassed himself too, but like yeah, and
he and then he goes.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I fell for you. That's what he said. Oh weird,
that's a Polish. It's a joke. Yeah, yeah, the polka embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, so my dad, yours played in your parents, Your
parents gave you your most embarrassing Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And now like I'll Mason get so mad, like you
can't like oh, like we drove him up to college
when he was little, and.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Well he was annoyed. We read every single street sign
just to be funny.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh look, Jimmy John's I've looked at it and finally
goes stop it and we go.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Look under our breath.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
He would get so mad just to poke them. You know, right, kids,
that's not even embarrassing, that's.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Just an annoying parents like money back.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I mean, that's why we become parents.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, you can do the same thing that you're Yeah,
that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Actually then you go stop it, and all of a sudden,
I go, but right, right, agreed, you know, or even
a sign okay, because it's central Michigan, right right, Oh
my god, all right, but what's yours?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And I said, my kid, I was a kid in
summer theater and we were planning to take our show
on the road to Canada and made this little.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Like the stage in Canada in Chicago. Right, you went
to school in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
What kind of summer camp, goes, Get in the car, kids,
we're going to Canada.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
We're city.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Very few of the parents went.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
They threw us all on the bus and we went
to Quebec and did a bunch of performance Toronto.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
She came back, speaking French.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You made the circle? You did a whole You went
to Quebec and Toronto.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That's huge.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, won't in a bus.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, we had a state.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We were doing our fundraising show at home, so like on
the stage, but then we had a portable stage as well.
And I was cousin Mary. I know, you know, she's
the star above Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I do not know this, but thank you for filling
in the place. I appreciate the clarification. I was like,
who the hell is cousin.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Mary's not she's a star, right, No?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Pretty much? Yeah, that's pretty much.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yeah, yeah, she's just so.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
But I was older in the show, and so my
seat was in the back of the classroom, so you know,
the kids all set the stage up. I go to
sit down in my seat and roll the wrapple cart
off the stage in a dress, and I was like
middle school, you know.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Enough to be like mortified.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And I got back up and I sat down in
my chair and I was like I got my line out,
my like one line and married and zobbed in. My
director's was like you should have just made it, like
oh you know, how fin, why are you doing this
to me? And like a big joke, screw you?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
You should have jumped.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I hate this director.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Did anyone save you? I help you, I.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Scot themselves and you went on with the show. The
show must go on.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I went on with the show. That's all I could do.
I just did my line. I made it and still embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I have fallen down so many times in address that
it honestly is unfazing. Now.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, I fell down. I fell down a flight of stairs.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
And my spank showed at a wedding once in front
of a dude that I used to hook up with.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Terrible, You we're tucking? I tucked in my choice. Yeah,
I walked out of a bathroom. My whole back was tuck.
My whole ass was steeking out.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was at a wedding, the same thing, in a wedding,
and my my sister came and pulled it out and oh,
my whole butt was.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
In my line too. That's how many I had tights on. Yeah,
terrible God. That's the worst though.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Fanks that kind of covers it all up, like yeah,
but then everybody knows you're in a girdle.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, thanks every day? And I, oh, are you kidding?
Love a little spandex.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Dude, I wish I could say I can't because my
I can't my body. Don't tell me that I can't.
It just like people smoking. I can't smoke potti, get
paran I can't wear spinks, things blob over.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I can't even I would have to wear it.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You're not getting re stuffy. Yeah, I've tried on every kind.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Have one that has a bra in it. It's like
a full.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Roll it just it doesn't then the rolls up that
it rolls up my legs. You don't know my body.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't know my body by your choice.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
She's not wearing I'm a jelly what's that called the
jelly squish?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Mellow squish?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Mellow squish?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
What is the smoker's coffee? You have today?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Got there?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Just give me another law just today?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Dive ridiculas? God damn did you even laughing?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh you guys, I'm glad I got to go last
this time.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah. So that was my all right, Yeah you need
to go right.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
What happened Mine was when I was like nineteen years old.
I'm not saying I was a great kid, but I
like to underage drink a lot. Yeah, yeah, the name, Yeah,
it was like my first was a different time bin.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Drinking was cool.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
It's not cool anymore. You weren't driving.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
I was.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I was very responsible about getting rides, so that was
something I did.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I was at my girlfriend Courtney's house, and her parents
would work during the day, but we would hang out
by her pool all day and we yeah, Courtney, court
she was such a nerd, Like I feel like we
kind of used Courtney.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Actually, looking back, Courtney, you're never going to hear this,
but I'm sorry he totally used Courtney. Sorry, Coney. Yeah, yeah,
and she brought the booze.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Was it built in oh.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, it was an ground yeah, above.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Ground right, yeah, no, So we actually were sitting around
and Courtney was mixing up white Russians and we were
drinking white Russians by the pool all day.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
White Russian.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Why did we think we were cool?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
None of it makes and what it was.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So we did it with milk.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Kalua and vodka. Yeah, and that's what we drank. And
we laid by the pool and just got ham bone,
like I remember.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I fell asleep at one point. Yeah, ham bone.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And we had vouchers that night to go to the
Doobie Brothers concert, so that sounds really weird, weird transition,
I know.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I can white Russians at a pool to the Doobie Brothers.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But I grew up on the east side of the
state in Metro Detroit where we had Pinab Music Amphitheater,
and yeah, you'd pay like you'd go to the local
tanning bed and they'd give you a voutue to whatever show.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm dead serious, get people there, you're the vouchers we have,
and the voucher just got you in.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
You paid five extra dollars and the voucher would get
you in to go stand in the lawn. So we
would see every show, like the summer I spent on
that hill going to see like Eddie Money and CCR.
Cc was the show that everybody from high school and
college came back to. If you went to clarks and
you went to the CCR, Yeah night, Yeah CCR.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And that night.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
We had tickets for the Doobie Breasts. So I'm all excited, right,
like we're going to the Doobie Brothers. But I had
been drinking white Russians by the pool day, so my
Tom Tom was a little rocky and I had a
had a monster energy drink was really taking off at
that time.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
It was new.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
That's just all of that.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, so you see where this is going.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, that is a kin to in my day take
it down or in an upper like to balance.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, so my upper probably like pot and you know,
I love her, so she comes off as you once
went to theater.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Know, So we went to the Dewbe Brothers show.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I had a monster as my upper when I got
there because I needed to perk back up or after
all my downers earlier. So I get to the concert
and it's starting to get dark, and all of a sudden,
my stomach did that you know that they're here?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And I'm like, oh, I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
And I looked at my girlfriend Sarah, and she was like,
you better go. The show's about to end, and if
there's a line out the bathroom, you're not gonna be
able to go, So run.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
So I ran and she.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Followed me in a casual walk. Well, I'm like flying
down the hill.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
But by the time I got to that bottom bathroom
that's right when you walk into Pine Knob, the line
had already formed and I was like, I'm going to
crab my pants, and my girlfriend Sarah was like, well,
can you make it?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Because we had this area of the woods.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
We knew how to break into Pineknob in the parking
lot just a tailgate.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So I was trying to make it to the woods.
I think I only.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Got past first, like I don't know the first parking
lot of cars, and I just dropped to my knees
and I poop my pants right in that parking lot
while Sarah washed. People are filtering around and she's laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
And people are filtering out around me, like what's wrong
with that girl?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Like keep walking?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Somebody went, what's that smell? But the thing was actually
back to our Spans conversation.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I was wearing a snap.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I was wearing a snap in the crutch bodies that
call the Reset that's a recent of my friends, and
I sadly.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Like I couldn't sit down because the bodysuit I was
in the spandex I was in held in all the
poop Like.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
So I'm on my knees and I had to go.
I had to go sit by the car and wait
for our GDD.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Things.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
She got a drop.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I had to sit by the car and wait for
my girlfriend's.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Oh my god, she couldn't flush a toil. All right,
I'm done. I'm very sorry.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh she could have flushed a toilet.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
That would have been a dream ended in the story.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
So I waited for my girlfriends to come back, and
I got in the car. And I had to ride
home in the car on my knees so that we.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Get in your knees well, because otherwise my body suit
was holding it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I couldn't sit in the car.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I couldn't she let you in the car?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Truth, I mean, what was she gonna do?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Call my mom? What did you say? Yeah? The one
who laughed at you? Who's that one?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh Sarah, Yeah Sarah, if not your friend? Very funny,
It was very funny.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
It's funny now.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
But then she just just needed somebody to help. I know.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
She well.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I cried.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I cried, and we got in the car. I rode
home on my knees. Emily drove us home. We got
back to the house. I like cleaned myself up, and
I thought, Okay, no one's gonna know about this.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
These are my best friends. Ready and something.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Emily she told everyone, Wait, Emily, I'm not sorry for you.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
No bye, no, Courtney had the pool.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh sorry Courtney.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, Emily, Yeah, ran her mouth around Clarkston.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Everybody knew I pooted my pants with the Doobie Brother concert.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
My husband, who I wasn't even with at the time,
knew what happened.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Shoa g I mean local celebrity.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Okay, yeah, whatever, Yeah, Rach.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
The thing is what.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You poop your pants all the time?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I know for sure, I don't. I mean, is it
a day that ends with the y? But then I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I do.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I even.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I put depends in my car. You know what, It's
time I put them in my car. It's time.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I'm gonna support this. She has called me and.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Been like, I'm in my dad's pajama pants driving.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Home right now because I boot my pants. Yeah, I'm
glad you have depended.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I have white sweats on cold.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
I bought pair of jeans. Bought a pair of jeans.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I could have stolen in my warm out to my
car just to put my white sweat and then I
walked back in.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
And paid for them.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I can't no, but Rach, this is the third time
we have you on. It can't be a bodily fluid story.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Okay, maybe maybe I know right questions? Oh my god, yeah, no,
you gotta you gotta.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Run these through me. It's the trifecta.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Ye, this opening right, Yeah, we need a bar. We
need a bar, We need a bar or something. I
could do bar stories all day. We're gonna save everybody
right now.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
If I had a nickel, you guys, you don't want
you write stories?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I could do all day too.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Well I said really horrible period story.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, oh my god, yikes, I can't believe you guys
keep asking me back.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
You know what, I love it?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I do. I love it.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I know the honesty.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, because my husband hates when I tell that story.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And she's like, would you please stop telling people you
shop your pants at a Doobie Brother's concert.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
He like, my, don't start, Aaron, don't make me. I
will tell the cond story that you dog.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Ate your you know what, dog, you're Aaron puppies.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I don't even know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Wait, actually that's kind of buddy.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Little puppies with glasses walking around like anybody need a mortgage.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I think that's that's a job for AI.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I'm a smart dog.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I hope none of his coworkers. Listen to this podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I hope you get all the listeners in the world,
but I will tell you his coworkers are people that
he runs into, like his local clients.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
They repeat stuff I say back to him.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Oh, people will hear that you spooped your body pants? Yeah,
that story back.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, get it to the West Slide. It's twenty years
old now. I'll never get tired of it.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I'll get I'm get pretty shirts printed.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Most embarrassing thing.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I cannot top it. I cannot top no good one
cannot top What do you do?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I don't know my span dex on today. Take it easy.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Please, if you have a question, let us know. Please
subscribe to the podcast. Comment love us, like us.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Rate them, rate them, rate them right down if you please.
If you've gone potty, we'll we're here.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
We got your back, and I'll calls pooping big potty
and very confusing to people potty and big pot little
body and big body.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Into a little flush, big flush.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yes it's brown, flushing down.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yes, if it's yelling it mellow, I know all right.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You've got a face like no your dad time.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Get that history of that song yeah, I think it
was a song from the fifties.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm going to look it up for your next podcast,
right all right
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Thank you, thank you, thanks very thank
All right, and we're back one of my favorite guests today.
It's two Michelle's My Question Podcast. Welcome back.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Yeah, and yeah, we have a fan favorite in the house,
Rachel Gray.
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Hi, guys, Hi raight, thanks for having me.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Yeah, last time we had you on was so fun. Yes,
the dog swallowed a condom. Yes, and it's always a
good time with you. The dog swallowed a condom that well,
frankly had stuff in it, I mean because I mean
it was filled.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
The game was used by the man I now am
married to, who gave me two beautiful children.
Speaker 5 (00:44):
But it was your family dog. And yeah, parents were
where were they like gone for the world.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Honestly, my dad got a haircut and I thought I
could get it in real quick.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So, yeah, you.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
Were young, you need five minutes.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
Yeah, but then they came home too early and then
all of a sudden we couldn't find the was the
dog ate it?
Speaker 3 (01:00):
And then I looked through poop for like a week.
Speaker 5 (01:02):
Your dad right out for a practice morning. You got
it on in on all the things. Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Yeah, but thanks for having me again. I'm surprised I
was invited back.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
So last time. But that was fun. It's always fun.
Speaker 1 (01:14):
Always a girl of fun with you here, I mean
the Rachel Gray from the Rachel Gray Show.
Speaker 3 (01:18):
Stop it. I know with Rob Sparks, I have an
awesome partner. You guys had last week?
Speaker 6 (01:23):
Right, yeah, yeah, I know.
Speaker 5 (01:25):
He's the best. He predicted the future.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
Why because he said I'll be in no he.
Speaker 5 (01:33):
Yes, he's no.
Speaker 7 (01:35):
We did tarot cars clown, Yes, she said so maybe
next week?
Speaker 5 (01:48):
Yes, that's why.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
Oh my god.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
God, we didn't get that. What's it about me?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
What did?
Speaker 6 (01:57):
What else?
Speaker 5 (01:57):
He's saying about me? He loves what do you think
of me? He loves? We have this is I'm reticent
after the kind of thing about this one? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Right, I mean you never know what what rage is
gonna bring, right, Always a good story.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
That's why we love it. I love it.
Speaker 5 (02:12):
So your favorite house, favorite favorite?
Speaker 3 (02:15):
All right, ask you a question. I want to go last.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
Hey, all right, what is your most embarrassing moments? And
I said, you know, for you and I all of us, really,
you know, we do embarrassing things every single day, and
a lot of people, and so I do not get
embarrassed easily anymore because I'm anymore good. I've done a
lot of really stupid ass things. Yeah, and I've been
(02:38):
plenty of embarrassed, and now I really just get.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
You lose your menstrual cycle, you lose you're hearing, and you.
Speaker 5 (02:44):
You lose embarrassment.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, those things when you two out of three is great.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
Okay, two three is great. I agree with you. Yeah,
I could hear, but that's okay. Yeah, what I.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
Was what the one thing that's just a minor embarrassment
thing is I did say to somebody. It was that
American eagle, h are you when are you due?
Speaker 5 (03:13):
Did you do that?
Speaker 1 (03:14):
I mean I was in my twenties, but I was
mortified you as I was trying to be I was
trying to talk to her.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
Yeah, somebody could be nine months pregnant. I'm not saying
thank you.
Speaker 5 (03:24):
She goes, yeah, I'm not pregnant.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, because you know, like, what did they call that?
Have you heard of the omentum? Have you heard this?
Speaker 4 (03:31):
This is like women when we get older, we carry
weight in our stomach and then you know how some
women like it grows out.
Speaker 3 (03:37):
I always think, well, what if it's an omentum? So
much I'm valing you to google it. This is the thing,
this thing, Yeah, I'm saying it right.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
My mom looked it up and told me about it,
and she was like, honey, I think I'm getting an omentum.
So I looked it up and I was like it
might be just put down the beer. Yeah, yeah, day
that ends, and why and she's drinking wine. I actually
had somebody ask me if I was due once.
Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah I was.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
No, I was not pregnant, which was terrible. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
I worked at the salon. This lady, she was old,
and she was like telling me that what she says.
She was like, when are you too? And I was like,
I'm not due. I just like to drink and she
was like.
Speaker 5 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (04:16):
I was like you know what I mean, like you
drink a lot, you're like swollen. Well my whole body
was swollen.
Speaker 5 (04:22):
Oh my god, she has what I was doing.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
I was like, I'm not pregnant, and she goes, you
just don't know yet, double damn bitch.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
I couldn't believe it. I couldn't come back. Yeah, you
should have said I'm a virgin, right.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
I wish I would have thought to say that. Actually,
but she had my number.
Speaker 5 (04:37):
She did the one of the one do you already
have the tattoo behind the ear.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Yeah, oh, definitely with ripping darts at that time.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
Definitely, which is probably very jarring for a woman that
thinks I'm pregnant. Who thinks I'm just leaving ripping out
in my ninety six money Carlo with a stick out
my mouth.
Speaker 5 (04:52):
Baby, you'll be.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
Here in six months. Dan, what's yourful this embarrassing moment?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Oh, I have a couple.
Speaker 3 (05:03):
I mean my dad.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Oh See, the thing about being this age is that
my dad just always embarrassed me. But now I get it,
like he got joy in embarrassing me.
Speaker 6 (05:12):
I mean, because kids get embarrassed really easily.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, especially girls when they're trying to like boys. Okay,
I'm go to the school for the first time ever.
I don't know anybody there. We just moved there and
my cousins went there, so I was clinging on to them.
But I did make it for cheerleading, so I got
I was cheerleader. So I'm new to the school cheerleader
and I sit next to where I have a varsity
(05:36):
football game where freshmen, I sit next to Tommy Bisson,
who was the quarterback.
Speaker 5 (05:39):
Yeah, like, oh my god, was like held my hand.
Speaker 6 (05:45):
Like he liked you.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yeah, he was my like my first boyfriend, like for
a minute like you.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
Then you know, I went to.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
I was thirteen two weeks like a year, yeah, freshman,
I was thirteen. Now they text, They don't even talk
to each other.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
They break up, shot.
Speaker 5 (06:06):
Right, they fall in love and they all via text.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
But so so yeah. So I'm at the varsity game.
My dad comes up. We're up in the like fifth
or six bleacher up there where the freshmen are, and
we're arm in arm maybe, and he's got his arm
on my leg and I'm like, oh my god, Tommy Bisson,
he's making it.
Speaker 5 (06:20):
We're holding hands, and I'm all cute. I think.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
My dad jumps up Ford he goes hemister girl. Everybody goes,
you know, they know my dad. He jumps up, whips
his shirt off and goes hey, Michelle. Michelle and I
look and I'm like, oh my god, and he goes
She's got a face like a fish, a shape like
a frog, and every time she kisses me, woo hot
dog in it rat baby.
Speaker 5 (06:40):
And I'm that must be some song.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
From the What is that song that's not like flattering
about dad?
Speaker 5 (06:46):
To say about my dad.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
I don't think it was a face like a frog.
I think it's a face like a frog. Is shaped
like a fish. Maybe shaped like a fish, a face
like a frog. And every time she kisses.
Speaker 5 (06:55):
Me, woo hot dog.
Speaker 6 (06:56):
Neither way is that nice?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Also the fact that he went nipples out to shant
this cheer for you, Like, why didn't you have a
shirt on?
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I'm mortifying, Like I think I cried. I think I cried,
like I.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
Was so mad, dude?
Speaker 6 (07:06):
Is she just like no?
Speaker 1 (07:07):
She walked ahead up on the late I can't, I
can't whatever, Bill, you know, whatever, Bill. We Vince and
I were laying We would go out to dinner and
then my dad would drive down at Pere Marquete, the
ovals Pere Marquette Beach where all the cool kids were.
We were not like until we drove, we were not.
Vinnie and I were laying in the back seat. We
did like on the floor in the back of the car.
We did not want to be seen by our friends
(07:29):
with our parents. Gross and my dad would pull up
to like our group of people, like they're playing like
back in black, our group people. My dad would pull
up and there's gym sewing all the cool kids and
my dad would go, have you seen Vinnie or Michelle
like laying in the back feet like no, and somebody go, hey,
mister grow and come up to the window, and.
Speaker 3 (07:48):
You guys are dying in the back.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
We are like, oh my god.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So that and then the other time was when Kathy
Bess's mom came to pick us up. She was beautiful,
Kathy was beautiful. Came to pick Kathy up. We lived out,
we just moved up to Fruitport. Came to pick her
up and she was still one of my friends and
grand rapids. So her mom had to come get her.
And my dad went to shake her hand and step
down the stairs and fell face first and embarrass me.
(08:12):
I think that embarrassed himself too, but like yeah, and
he and then he goes.
Speaker 5 (08:15):
I fell for you. That's what he said. Oh weird,
that's a Polish. It's a joke. Yeah, yeah, the polka embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
Yeah, so my dad, yours played in your parents, Your
parents gave you your most embarrassing Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
And now like I'll Mason get so mad, like you
can't like oh, like we drove him up to college
when he was little, and.
Speaker 5 (08:41):
Well he was annoyed. We read every single street sign
just to be funny.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Oh look, Jimmy John's I've looked at it and finally
goes stop it and we go.
Speaker 5 (08:52):
Look under our breath.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
He would get so mad just to poke them. You know, right, kids,
that's not even embarrassing, that's.
Speaker 3 (08:58):
Just an annoying parents like money back.
Speaker 6 (09:03):
I mean, that's why we become parents.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Yeah, you can do the same thing that you're Yeah,
that's pretty funny.
Speaker 1 (09:08):
Actually then you go stop it, and all of a sudden,
I go, but right, right, agreed, you know, or even
a sign okay, because it's central Michigan, right right, Oh
my god, all right, but what's yours?
Speaker 2 (09:27):
And I said, my kid, I was a kid in
summer theater and we were planning to take our show
on the road to Canada and made this little.
Speaker 1 (09:35):
Like the stage in Canada in Chicago. Right, you went
to school in Chicago.
Speaker 4 (09:40):
What kind of summer camp, goes, Get in the car, kids,
we're going to Canada.
Speaker 5 (09:43):
We're city.
Speaker 6 (09:45):
Very few of the parents went.
Speaker 8 (09:47):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
They threw us all on the bus and we went
to Quebec and did a bunch of performance Toronto.
Speaker 3 (09:53):
She came back, speaking French.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
You made the circle? You did a whole You went
to Quebec and Toronto.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
That's huge.
Speaker 6 (09:59):
Yeah, won't in a bus.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
Wow.
Speaker 6 (10:02):
Yeah, we had a state.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
We were doing our fundraising show at home, so like on
the stage, but then we had a portable stage as well.
And I was cousin Mary. I know, you know, she's
the star above Tom Sawyer.
Speaker 4 (10:15):
I do not know this, but thank you for filling
in the place. I appreciate the clarification. I was like,
who the hell is cousin.
Speaker 3 (10:21):
Mary's not she's a star, right, No?
Speaker 5 (10:25):
Pretty much? Yeah, that's pretty much.
Speaker 6 (10:27):
Yeah, yeah, she's just so.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
But I was older in the show, and so my
seat was in the back of the classroom, so you know,
the kids all set the stage up. I go to
sit down in my seat and roll the wrapple cart
off the stage in a dress, and I was like
middle school, you know.
Speaker 6 (10:46):
Enough to be like mortified.
Speaker 2 (10:48):
And I got back up and I sat down in
my chair and I was like I got my line out,
my like one line and married and zobbed in. My
director's was like you should have just made it, like
oh you know, how fin, why are you doing this
to me? And like a big joke, screw you?
Speaker 5 (11:06):
You should have jumped.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
I hate this director.
Speaker 5 (11:08):
Did anyone save you? I help you, I.
Speaker 3 (11:11):
Scot themselves and you went on with the show. The
show must go on.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
I went on with the show. That's all I could do.
I just did my line. I made it and still embarrassed.
Speaker 4 (11:23):
I have fallen down so many times in address that
it honestly is unfazing. Now.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Yeah, I fell down. I fell down a flight of stairs.
Speaker 4 (11:29):
And my spank showed at a wedding once in front
of a dude that I used to hook up with.
Speaker 5 (11:33):
Terrible, You we're tucking? I tucked in my choice. Yeah,
I walked out of a bathroom. My whole back was tuck.
My whole ass was steeking out.
Speaker 1 (11:41):
It was at a wedding, the same thing, in a wedding,
and my my sister came and pulled it out and oh,
my whole butt was.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
In my line too. That's how many I had tights on. Yeah,
terrible God. That's the worst though.
Speaker 5 (11:52):
Isn't it?
Speaker 4 (11:54):
Fanks that kind of covers it all up, like yeah,
but then everybody knows you're in a girdle.
Speaker 3 (11:57):
Yeah, thanks every day? And I, oh, are you kidding?
Love a little spandex.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
Dude, I wish I could say I can't because my
I can't my body. Don't tell me that I can't.
It just like people smoking. I can't smoke potti, get
paran I can't wear spinks, things blob over.
Speaker 5 (12:13):
I can't even I would have to wear it.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
You're not getting re stuffy. Yeah, I've tried on every kind.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Have one that has a bra in it. It's like
a full.
Speaker 5 (12:25):
Roll it just it doesn't then the rolls up that
it rolls up my legs. You don't know my body.
Speaker 3 (12:31):
I don't know my body by your choice.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
She's not wearing I'm a jelly what's that called the
jelly squish?
Speaker 6 (12:38):
Mellow squish?
Speaker 5 (12:39):
Mellow squish?
Speaker 3 (12:42):
What is the smoker's coffee? You have today?
Speaker 5 (12:46):
Got there?
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Just give me another law just today?
Speaker 5 (12:55):
Dive ridiculas? God damn did you even laughing?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Oh you guys, I'm glad I got to go last
this time.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Yeah. So that was my all right, Yeah you need
to go right.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
What happened Mine was when I was like nineteen years old.
I'm not saying I was a great kid, but I
like to underage drink a lot. Yeah, yeah, the name, Yeah,
it was like my first was a different time bin.
Speaker 3 (13:20):
Drinking was cool.
Speaker 5 (13:20):
It's not cool anymore. You weren't driving.
Speaker 8 (13:23):
I was.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I was very responsible about getting rides, so that was
something I did.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
I was at my girlfriend Courtney's house, and her parents
would work during the day, but we would hang out
by her pool all day and we yeah, Courtney, court
she was such a nerd, Like I feel like we
kind of used Courtney.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Actually, looking back, Courtney, you're never going to hear this,
but I'm sorry he totally used Courtney. Sorry, Coney. Yeah, yeah,
and she brought the booze.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
Was it built in oh.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
Yeah, it was an ground yeah, above.
Speaker 8 (13:52):
Ground right, yeah, no, So we actually were sitting around
and Courtney was mixing up white Russians and we were
drinking white Russians by the pool all day.
Speaker 5 (14:06):
White Russian.
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Why did we think we were cool?
Speaker 2 (14:08):
None of it makes and what it was.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
So we did it with milk.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Kalua and vodka. Yeah, and that's what we drank. And
we laid by the pool and just got ham bone,
like I remember.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
I fell asleep at one point. Yeah, ham bone.
Speaker 4 (14:24):
And we had vouchers that night to go to the
Doobie Brothers concert, so that sounds really weird, weird transition,
I know.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
But I can white Russians at a pool to the Doobie Brothers.
Speaker 4 (14:34):
But I grew up on the east side of the
state in Metro Detroit where we had Pinab Music Amphitheater,
and yeah, you'd pay like you'd go to the local
tanning bed and they'd give you a voutue to whatever show.
Speaker 3 (14:44):
I'm dead serious, get people there, you're the vouchers we have,
and the voucher just got you in.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
You paid five extra dollars and the voucher would get
you in to go stand in the lawn. So we
would see every show, like the summer I spent on
that hill going to see like Eddie Money and CCR.
Cc was the show that everybody from high school and
college came back to. If you went to clarks and
you went to the CCR, Yeah night, Yeah CCR.
Speaker 3 (15:05):
And that night.
Speaker 4 (15:10):
We had tickets for the Doobie Breasts. So I'm all excited, right,
like we're going to the Doobie Brothers. But I had
been drinking white Russians by the pool day, so my
Tom Tom was a little rocky and I had a
had a monster energy drink was really taking off at
that time.
Speaker 3 (15:26):
It was new.
Speaker 6 (15:27):
That's just all of that.
Speaker 3 (15:28):
Yeah, so you see where this is going.
Speaker 1 (15:31):
Yeah, that is a kin to in my day take
it down or in an upper like to balance.
Speaker 8 (15:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:38):
Yeah, so my upper probably like pot and you know,
I love her, so she comes off as you once
went to theater.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Know, So we went to the Dewbe Brothers show.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
I had a monster as my upper when I got
there because I needed to perk back up or after
all my downers earlier. So I get to the concert
and it's starting to get dark, and all of a sudden,
my stomach did that you know that they're here?
Speaker 3 (16:06):
And I'm like, oh, I'm screwed. I'm screwed.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
And I looked at my girlfriend Sarah, and she was like,
you better go. The show's about to end, and if
there's a line out the bathroom, you're not gonna be
able to go, So run.
Speaker 5 (16:14):
So I ran and she.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
Followed me in a casual walk. Well, I'm like flying
down the hill.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
But by the time I got to that bottom bathroom
that's right when you walk into Pine Knob, the line
had already formed and I was like, I'm going to
crab my pants, and my girlfriend Sarah was like, well,
can you make it?
Speaker 3 (16:30):
Because we had this area of the woods.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
We knew how to break into Pineknob in the parking
lot just a tailgate.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So I was trying to make it to the woods.
I think I only.
Speaker 4 (16:38):
Got past first, like I don't know the first parking
lot of cars, and I just dropped to my knees
and I poop my pants right in that parking lot
while Sarah washed. People are filtering around and she's laughing.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
And people are filtering out around me, like what's wrong
with that girl?
Speaker 5 (16:55):
Like keep walking?
Speaker 3 (16:56):
Somebody went, what's that smell? But the thing was actually
back to our Spans conversation.
Speaker 5 (17:03):
I was wearing a snap.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
I was wearing a snap in the crutch bodies that
call the Reset that's a recent of my friends, and
I sadly.
Speaker 4 (17:16):
Like I couldn't sit down because the bodysuit I was
in the spandex I was in held in all the
poop Like.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
So I'm on my knees and I had to go.
I had to go sit by the car and wait
for our GDD.
Speaker 5 (17:30):
Things.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
She got a drop.
Speaker 4 (17:35):
I had to sit by the car and wait for
my girlfriend's.
Speaker 5 (17:39):
Oh my god, she couldn't flush a toil. All right,
I'm done. I'm very sorry.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
Oh she could have flushed a toilet.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
That would have been a dream ended in the story.
Speaker 4 (17:48):
So I waited for my girlfriends to come back, and
I got in the car. And I had to ride
home in the car on my knees so that we.
Speaker 8 (17:54):
Get in your knees well, because otherwise my body suit
was holding it.
Speaker 3 (17:58):
I couldn't sit in the car.
Speaker 6 (18:00):
I couldn't she let you in the car?
Speaker 3 (18:02):
Truth, I mean, what was she gonna do?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Call my mom? What did you say? Yeah? The one
who laughed at you? Who's that one?
Speaker 3 (18:07):
Oh Sarah, Yeah Sarah, if not your friend? Very funny,
It was very funny.
Speaker 5 (18:11):
It's funny now.
Speaker 8 (18:12):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
But then she just just needed somebody to help. I know.
Speaker 6 (18:15):
She well.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I cried.
Speaker 4 (18:16):
I cried, and we got in the car. I rode
home on my knees. Emily drove us home. We got
back to the house. I like cleaned myself up, and
I thought, Okay, no one's gonna know about this.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
These are my best friends. Ready and something.
Speaker 4 (18:30):
Emily she told everyone, Wait, Emily, I'm not sorry for you.
Speaker 3 (18:36):
No bye, no, Courtney had the pool.
Speaker 5 (18:38):
Oh sorry Courtney.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
Yeah, Emily, Yeah, ran her mouth around Clarkston.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Everybody knew I pooted my pants with the Doobie Brother concert.
Speaker 3 (18:47):
My husband, who I wasn't even with at the time,
knew what happened.
Speaker 5 (18:51):
Shoa g I mean local celebrity.
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Okay, yeah, whatever, Yeah, Rach.
Speaker 5 (18:58):
The thing is what.
Speaker 3 (19:00):
You poop your pants all the time?
Speaker 1 (19:01):
I know for sure, I don't. I mean, is it
a day that ends with the y? But then I
don't care.
Speaker 4 (19:06):
I do.
Speaker 3 (19:06):
I even.
Speaker 5 (19:08):
I put depends in my car. You know what, It's
time I put them in my car. It's time.
Speaker 3 (19:12):
I'm gonna support this. She has called me and.
Speaker 4 (19:14):
Been like, I'm in my dad's pajama pants driving.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Home right now because I boot my pants. Yeah, I'm
glad you have depended.
Speaker 5 (19:19):
I have white sweats on cold.
Speaker 1 (19:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (19:21):
I bought pair of jeans. Bought a pair of jeans.
Speaker 1 (19:23):
I could have stolen in my warm out to my
car just to put my white sweat and then I
walked back in.
Speaker 5 (19:27):
And paid for them.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
I can't no, but Rach, this is the third time
we have you on. It can't be a bodily fluid story.
Speaker 3 (19:34):
Okay, maybe maybe I know right questions? Oh my god, yeah, no,
you gotta you gotta.
Speaker 5 (19:40):
Run these through me. It's the trifecta.
Speaker 1 (19:42):
Ye, this opening right, Yeah, we need a bar. We
need a bar, We need a bar or something. I
could do bar stories all day. We're gonna save everybody
right now.
Speaker 3 (19:53):
Oh yeah, Oh my god.
Speaker 4 (19:54):
If I had a nickel, you guys, you don't want
you write stories?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
I could do all day too.
Speaker 4 (19:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (19:58):
Well I said really horrible period story.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Yeah, oh my god, yikes, I can't believe you guys
keep asking me back.
Speaker 5 (20:07):
You know what, I love it?
Speaker 3 (20:08):
I do. I love it.
Speaker 6 (20:09):
I know the honesty.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Yeah, because my husband hates when I tell that story.
Speaker 4 (20:13):
And she's like, would you please stop telling people you
shop your pants at a Doobie Brother's concert.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
He like, my, don't start, Aaron, don't make me. I
will tell the cond story that you dog.
Speaker 2 (20:23):
Ate your you know what, dog, you're Aaron puppies.
Speaker 5 (20:32):
I don't even know. I'm sorry.
Speaker 3 (20:34):
Wait, actually that's kind of buddy.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
Little puppies with glasses walking around like anybody need a mortgage.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
I think that's that's a job for AI.
Speaker 5 (20:47):
I'm a smart dog.
Speaker 3 (20:50):
I hope none of his coworkers. Listen to this podcast.
Speaker 4 (20:52):
I hope you get all the listeners in the world,
but I will tell you his coworkers are people that
he runs into, like his local clients.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
They repeat stuff I say back to him.
Speaker 5 (21:00):
Oh, people will hear that you spooped your body pants? Yeah,
that story back.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Well, get it to the West Slide. It's twenty years
old now. I'll never get tired of it.
Speaker 5 (21:10):
I'll get I'm get pretty shirts printed.
Speaker 3 (21:12):
Most embarrassing thing.
Speaker 6 (21:13):
That's it.
Speaker 3 (21:14):
I cannot top it. I cannot top no good one
cannot top What do you do?
Speaker 4 (21:18):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
I don't know my span dex on today. Take it easy.
Speaker 1 (21:22):
Please, if you have a question, let us know. Please
subscribe to the podcast. Comment love us, like us.
Speaker 5 (21:27):
Rate them, rate them, rate them right down if you please.
If you've gone potty, we'll we're here.
Speaker 4 (21:33):
We got your back, and I'll calls pooping big potty
and very confusing to people potty and big pot little
body and big body.
Speaker 6 (21:40):
Into a little flush, big flush.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yes it's brown, flushing down.
Speaker 5 (21:46):
Yes, if it's yelling it mellow, I know all right.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
You've got a face like no your dad time.
Speaker 5 (21:57):
Get that history of that song yeah, I think it
was a song from the fifties.
Speaker 3 (22:00):
I'm going to look it up for your next podcast,
right all right
Speaker 1 (22:02):
Thank you, thank you, thanks very thank
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