[PHONE RINGING. VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
CIRCE: Hi, this is Circe with Hexpress Hotline. Sorry I couldn't come to the phone. I am always at my desk, so something must be really wrong for me to miss your call. Perhaps Brendan dropped the leeches again. It happens more often than you'd think. Uh, unless this is a government official phoning, uh, in which case that has never happened. [BREATH.]
Anyway. Please leave your message after the tone and I will get back to you as soon as I can.
[VOICEMAIL BEEP.]
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Voiced by C. S. Smith
Created by C.S. Smith, Tia Vincent, Morgan Greensmith & Ella Harding
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