Red Notice - Movie Review

Red Notice - Movie Review

Episode Transcript

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No, your options this weekend are not limited to that home alone movie that let's be honest

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None of us really care about no, we got red notice baby a movie
That's just the contrast between critics and audiences Wow. I love to see that. I don't know. It cracks me up
So red notice I never even saw a trailer for it so I can't say like if you saw the trip
I don't know but partway into my description. You're gonna be like, oh, right

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It's one of those movies Ryan Reynolds and Gal Gadot. They play master thieves and the rock
I always call him the rock I get shit for calling him in the rock people like it's Dwayne Johnson
Look, I didn't tell him to pick that Twitter handle. That's on him
I say the rock with my words, but I say Dwayne Johnson with my heart there
But he's an FBI agent but he gets framed so now he and Ryan Reynolds have to work together to steal these clear Patra eggs

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And so you know, it's the thief movie
It's thieves working with thieves and FBI agents working with thieves to outsmart the bigger thief
It's total 90s thief schlock that's actually pretty good time. I mean he has his flaws
Absolutely, I'll talk about as many of them as I can but the rock and Ryan Reynolds they work
I feel like Ryan Reynolds is getting to where I had family members in the 90s

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They were like, okay, I'm kind of over Jim Carrey movies
But I was still on the train like I still love Jim Carrey when an actor is essentially the same character and everything
He starts wearing thin on people and Ryan Reynolds is
Exactly what you think he's going to be in this movie. You can't prove that was me
I got that on Etsy that said the contrast between him and the rock the rock being super big

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Mr. Stoic and Ryan Reynolds being in every sense of the word the exact opposite they work together and it entertains me
It always entertains me when Ryan Reynolds character is just annoying the shit out of someone
I mean granted
He'd probably annoy me if I just wanted to get the job done and he's just talking shit like if I were in the room trying to
Do the job. Yeah, I
Empathize that said in the capacity of sitting half naked on my couch in my robe watching a Netflix movie completely works for me

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Sounded a bit differently in my head then it came out if I don't edit that out. I
Just figured you should know
And yeah at a point in watching this movie
I was like this is the 90s movie that you're not so you're supposed to take it about as seriously as you take 90s movies
although in the world of emulation emulation in any form whether it be video games or

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Genre and decade. It's never perfectly replicated. This movie has a lot more
Conveniences, I mean 90s movies had conveniences. Maybe it's my rose colored goggles
It has a lot of conveniences and MacGuffins to the point where they actually use Ryan Reynolds just kind of
Deflect from it. There's a scene where they're looking in a room full of boxes and Ryan Reynolds even makes a comment
He's like, just look for the box. It says MacGuffin. I was like

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smooth deflection little on the nose, but yeah
But don't think I don't see that shit and don't think the audience doesn't either because that's exactly what it is
Is a deflection but in a simple way of entertainment flaws aside it absolutely did its job
It's like everything 90s vomited on screen or Netflix for your enjoyment
I would be hard-pressed to find a movie that has more

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Conveniences than this movie has if that bothers you look you know you more than I know you if you need everything to line up
And you see a movie that's trying to be too convoluted as a movie that's trying to hide its flaws
It's flaws and conveniences that is you need a movie like this
You need a super master thief movie to be the most cleverly written and directed film known to man
You're not gonna like it simple as that I just can't break it down more than that

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But I love me a solid throwback and for me. I was like whoa, it's like
1999 all over again
I was actually having a good time with the movie the movie was a fun thief adventure
It asks too much of its audience sometimes
But if you're able to just sit back and be like yeah, that was dumb bullshit, but hey fun ride
I think you'll enjoy it. If you have Netflix
I like you have to leave the house that kind of that goes into it for me that goes into part of the experience if you

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Have to leave the house and pay 15 bucks a ticket or whatever that really does go into weather or not
It's like how much did I enjoy this?
I mean let's be honest paying 15 bucks a ticket to sit in an uncomfortable movie theater chair some of them have the recliners
I know not all of them you sitting in this chair
You got someone using their phone down there in the front row
You got someone talking behind you or you get to lounge around in your couch watching a Netflix movie

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Vacuuming corn flakes off your chest like your uncle buck or some shit one of those two scenarios just sounds more comfortable
It makes me be more lenient on movies. I'll say had a fun time with it no alcohol required
Here's the real bad in this movie have thieves treasure hunting takes you all across the globe
What's the over-under this is a more enjoyable uncharted movie than the actual uncharted movies going to be
Are you so red notice? Have you seen it? What did you think about it?

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